Initializing session for bsander... Your Meat Butler has collected some meat from around your campsite. You gain 991 Meat WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[6146] WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Effect:[2720] You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge inventory.php?reminisce=1 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Player Snapshot =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > moon June 15, 2024 - April 6 Ronald: waning gibbous Grimace: third quarter Mini-moon: far left El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 4 days Generic Summer Holiday: 13 days Dependence Day: 19 days Arrrbor Day: 30 days Labór Day: 40 days Halloween: 50 days Feast of Boris: 57 days Yuletide: 62 days Festival of Jarlsberg: 67 days Valentine's Day: 78 days St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 85 days Oyster Egg Day: 92 days 2 days until Moxie. > status Name: bsander Class: Seal Clubber Lv: 20 HP: 875 / 875 MP: 347 / 347 Mus: 416 (371), tnp = 233 Mys: 175 (190), tnp = 130 Mox: 223 (190), tnp = 70 Advs: 90 Meat: 129,409,865 Full: 0 / 15 Drunk: 0 / 16 Spleen: 0 / 15 > equipment Hat: flaming leaf crown Weapon: sea-worn candlestick Off-hand: card sleeve Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) Pants: Jodhpurs of Violence Back: octolus-skin cloak Acc. 1: over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Acc. 2: numberwang Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing Pet: Stooper (30 lbs) Item: solid shifting time weirdness > skills Mosh (0 mp) Chronic Indigestion (5 mp) Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp) Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp) Torso Awareness (0 mp) Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp) Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp) CLEESH (10 mp) Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp) Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp) Snowclone (120 mp) Eggsplosion (120 mp) Mudbath (30 mp) Grease Lightning (120 mp) Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp) Thrift and Grift (0 mp) Abs of Tin (0 mp) Marginally Insane (0 mp) Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp) Vent Rage Gland (15 mp) Slimy Synapses (0 mp) Slimy Shoulders (0 mp) Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp) Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp) Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp) Wassail (30 mp) Toynado (120 mp) Fashionably Late (0 mp) Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp) Lunch Break (10 mp) Managerial Manipulation (5 mp) Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp) Thick-Skinned (0 mp) Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp) Request Sandwich (5 mp) Frigidalmatian (300 mp) Silent Slam (5 mp) Silent Squirt (10 mp) Silent Slice (5 mp) Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp) Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp) Deep Dark Visions (100 mp) Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp) Splattersmash (25 mp) Grab a Cold One (30 mp) Song of Slowness (100 mp) Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp) Song of Sauce (100 mp) Summon Annoyance (10 swagger) Shrap (0 mp) Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp) Unoffendable (0 mp) Pirate Bellow (11 mp) Hypersane (0 mp) Speluck (0 mp) Olfactory Burnout (0 mp) Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp) Asbestos Heart (0 mp) Calculate the Universe (1 mp) Perfect Freeze (5 mp) Refusal to Freeze (0 mp) Shattering Punch (30 mp) Snokebomb (50 mp) Bow-Legged Swagger (100 mp) Steely-Eyed Squint (100 mp) Brain Games (0 mp) 20/20 Vision (0 mp) Gingerbread Mob Hit (30 mp) Sweet Synthesis (0 mp) Object Quasi-Permanence (0 mp) Eternal Flame (0 mp) Expert Corner-Cutter (0 mp) Budget Conscious (0 mp) Drinking to Drink (0 mp) Experience Safari (10 mp) Carol of the Bulls (30 mp) Carol of the Hells (30 mp) Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety (50 mp) Always Never Not Guzzling (0 mp) Lock Picking (5 mp) Comprehensive Cartography (0 mp) Map the Monsters (1 mp) Emotionally Chipped (0 mp) Feel Disappointed (0 mp) Feel Envy (0 mp) Feel Excitement (0 mp) Feel Hatred (0 mp) Feel Lonely (0 mp) Feel Lost (0 mp) Feel Nervous (0 mp) Feel Nostalgic (0 mp) Feel Peaceful (0 mp) Feel Pride (0 mp) Feel Superior (0 mp) Crimbo Training: First Aid Technician (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Passenger Greeter (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Concierge (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Track Switcher (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Bartender (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Dessert Steward (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Night Watchman (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Sanitation Consultant (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Graffiti Censor (0 mp) Insectologist (0 mp) Secret Door Awareness (0 mp) Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp) Just the Facts (0 mp) Elf Guard Cooking (0 mp) Old-School Cocktailcrafting (0 mp) Elf Guard Extortion Techniques (0 mp) Fruit Recognition (0 mp) Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques (0 mp) Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp) Thrust-Smack (3 mp) Lunge Smack (1 mp) Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp) Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp) Blubber Up (7 mp) Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp) Audacity of the Otter (0 mp) Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp) Hide of the Walrus (0 mp) Claws of the Walrus (0 mp) Batter Up! 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of She-Who-Was (30 mp) Butts of Steel (0 mp) Testudinal Teachings (0 mp) Pizza Lover (0 mp) Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp) The Long View (0 mp) Spirit Boon (30 mp) Patient Smile (10 mp) Quiet Determination (10 mp) Gallapagosian Mating Call (30 mp) Blood Bond (30 hp) Manicotti Meditation (1 mp) Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp) Entangling Noodles (3 mp) Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp) Pastamastery (10 mp) Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp) Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp) Lasagna Bandages (6 mp) Leash of Linguini (12 mp) Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp) Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp) Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp) Springy Fusilli (10 mp) Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp) Flavour of Magic (0 mp) Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp) Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp) Spirit of Garlic (0 mp) Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp) Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp) Spirit of Nothing (0 mp) Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp) Fearful Fettucini (32 mp) Spaghetti Spear (1 mp) Tempuramancy (0 mp) Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp) Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp) Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp) Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp) Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp) Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp) Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp) Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp) Wizard Squint (10 mp) Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp) Quiet Judgement (10 mp) Inscrutable Gaze (10 mp) Sauce Contemplation (1 mp) Stream of Sauce (2 mp) Expert Panhandling (0 mp) Saucestorm (6 mp) Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp) Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp) Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp) Wave of Sauce (10 mp) Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp) Master Saucier (0 mp) Saucegeyser (24 mp) Saucy Salve (4 mp) Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp) Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp) Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp) The Way of Sauce (0 mp) Scarysauce (10 mp) Salsaball (1 mp) Deep Saucery (0 mp) Curse of Vichyssoise (2 mp) Simmer (1 adv) Icy Glare (10 mp) Soul Saucery (0 mp) Inner Sauce (0 mp) Curse of Marinara (4 mp) Itchy Curse Finger (0 mp) Curse of the Thousand Islands (6 mp) Saucecicle (12 mp) Antibiotic Saucesphere (15 mp) Curse of Weaksauce (8 mp) Wry Smile (10 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Rhinestones (10 mp) Moxie of the Mariachi (1 mp) Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (40 mp) The Moxious Madrigal (2 mp) Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (4 mp) The Polka of Plenty (7 mp) The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (3 mp) The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5 mp) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (13 mp) Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (11 mp) The Psalm of Pointiness (15 mp) Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (9 mp) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (30 mp) The Ode to Booze (50 mp) The Sonata of Sneakiness (20 mp) Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20 mp) Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30 mp) Dirge of Dreadfulness (9 mp) The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (50 mp) Benetton's Medley of Diversity (50 mp) Elron's Explosive Etude (50 mp) Chorale of Companionship (50 mp) Prelude of Precision (50 mp) Sing (1 mp) Donho's Bubbly Ballad (75 mp) Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (100 mp) Cadenza (0 mp) Accordion Appreciation (0 mp) Concerto de los Muertos (8 mp) Five Finger Discount (0 mp) Suspicious Gaze (10 mp) Bawdy Refrain (11 mp) Thief Among the Honorable (0 mp) Sticky Fingers (0 mp) Master Accordion Master Thief (0 mp) Knowing Smile (10 mp) Mariachi Memory (0 mp) Quiet Desperation (10 mp) Paul's Passionate Pop Song (20 mp) Transcendent Olfaction (0 mp) Summon Clip Art (2 mp) Summon Smithsness (2 mp) Summon Alice's Army Cards (5 mp) Summon Geeky Gifts (5 mp) Summon BRICKOs (1 mp) Summon Resolutions (1 mp) Summon Taffy (1 mp) Summon Confiscated Things (5 mp) Make Sweat-Ade (0 mp) Drench Yourself in Sweat (0 mp) Sweat Out Some Booze (0 mp) Sip Some Sweat (0 mp) Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime (0 mp) Cincho: Party Soundtrack (0 mp) Cincho: Fiesta Exit (0 mp) Cincho: Projectile Piñata (0 mp) Cincho: Party Foul (0 mp) Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza (0 mp) Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day! (0 mp) Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day (0 mp) Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day! (0 mp) Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! (0 mp) Aug. 5th: Oyster Day! (0 mp) Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day! (0 mp) Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day! (0 mp) Aug. 8th: Cat Day! (0 mp) Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day! (0 mp) Aug. 10th: World Lion Day! (0 mp) Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day! (0 mp) Aug. 12th: Elephant Day! (0 mp) Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day! (0 mp) Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness Day! (0 mp) Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day! (0 mp) Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day! (0 mp) Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day! (0 mp) Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day! (0 mp) Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day! (0 mp) Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day! (0 mp) Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day! (0 mp) Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day! (0 mp) Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day! (0 mp) Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! (0 mp) Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day! (0 mp) Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day! (0 mp) Aug. 27th: Just Because Day! (0 mp) Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day! 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(0 mp) > effects 3 of 4 AT buffs active. ♫ Ode to Booze (10) Buzzed on Distillate (22) Octolus Gift (30) Peppermint Rush (64) Drescher's Annoying Noise (117) Pasta Eyeball (117) ♫ Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (117) ♫ Polka of Plenty (127) Pride of the Puffin (127) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (127) Empathy (129) ☺ Disco Leer (137) Leash of Linguini (137) Antiantifrozen (247) Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (990) Apriling Band Patrol Beat (∞) > modifiers ML: +112 Enc: -10.00% Init: +117.00% Exp: +39.55 Meat: +177.00% Item: +186.00% =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: stuffed Meat Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool trading 3 worthless items for 3 11-leaf clovers You acquire 11-leaf clover (3) Harvesting your garden You acquire peppermint sprout (3) Harvesting your garden Harvesting your garden use 1 2002 Mr. Store Catalog Visiting Mr. Store 2002 Visiting Jackass Plumber use 1 Chester's bag of candy You acquire marzipan skull (2) You acquire an item: Angry Farmer candy You acquire an item: Tasty Fun Good rice candy You acquire Yummy Tummy bean (2) use 1 Trivial Avocations board game You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who? You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who? You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Where? use 1 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco use 1 warbear soda machine You acquire an item: Cloaca Cola Polar use 1 warbear breakfast machine You acquire an item: breakfast mess use 1 festive warbear bank You gain 100 Meat use 1 infinite BACON machine You acquire BACON (100) use 1 cheap toaster You acquire toast (3) use 1 CSA fire-starting kit Took choice 595/1: pvp fights choice.php?whichchoice=595&option=1&pwd You gain 3 PvP Fights use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 etched hourglass You gain 5 Adventures use 1 punching mirror You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Lil' Snowball Factory You acquire precision snowball (3) use 1 potted power plant Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=2 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=3 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=4 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=5 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=6 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=7 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) use 1 The Big Book of Every Skill You learned a new skill: Spiky Shell cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting You acquire an item: little paper umbrella You acquire an item: coconut shell You acquire an item: magical ice cubes You acquire an item: little paper umbrella You acquire an item: magical ice cubes cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting You acquire scrumptious reagent (5) cast 1 Pastamastery You acquire dry noodles (5) cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge cast 1 Lunch Break You acquire an item: sack lunch cast 1 Spaghetti Breakfast You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast cast 1 Grab a Cold One You acquire an item: Cold One cast 1 Perfect Freeze You acquire an item: perfect ice cube cast 1 Acquire Rhinestones You acquire rhinestone (25) cast 1 Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety You acquire bottle of rum (3) You acquire an item: lime You acquire grapefruit (2) cast 3 Summon Smithsness You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3) You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3) You acquire handful of Smithereens (3) cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts You acquire an item: magicberry tablets You acquire an item: confusing LED clock You acquire an item: magnetic sculpture kit You acquire an item: Microplushie: Hippylase cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things You acquire an item: cap gun You acquire an item: confiscated cell phone You acquire an item: LCD game: Food Eater backoffice.php?which=3 > 33 new lines of store activity saved > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today. > Processing PvP records for current season 73... > Found 112 new PvP records (1000 parsed) > You have stolen 512 items during 911 attacks. This is why you're on store ignore lists. > Most Expensive: portable housekeeping robot: 1274999 > Total Meat Gained: 1991035 > 87 items have been stolen from you from 824 defends. Maybe make less enemies? > Most Expensive: tiny do-rag: 490000 > Total Meat Lost: 756617 Visiting the Boxing Daycare [404] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Have a Boxing Daydream You acquire an item: glass of raw eggs eat 1 glass of raw eggs You gain 6 Adventures You gain 23 Muscleboundness You gain 11 Magicalness You gain 4 Cheek You acquire an effect: Boxing Day Breakfast (50) You gain 1 Fullness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [404] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 744 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Beefiness You gain 30 Mysteriousness You gain 11 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [404] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 746 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Fortitude You gain 19 Enchantedness You gain 18 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [405] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 744 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 18 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [407] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 746 pieces of gym equipment You gain 14 Fortitude You gain 14 Magicalness You gain 29 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [410] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 750 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Strengthliness You gain 25 Enchantedness You gain 11 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [413] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 752 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Beefiness You gain 21 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 17 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [416] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 756 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 30 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [419] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 758 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Muscleboundness You gain 11 Magicalness You gain 14 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [422] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 760 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Muscleboundness You gain 13 Magicalness You gain 14 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [425] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 762 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! You gain 28 Wizardliness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [428] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 764 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Fortitude You gain 28 Enchantedness You gain 29 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [431] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 764 pieces of gym equipment You gain 21 Strengthliness You gain 22 Enchantedness You gain 20 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [434] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 764 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strongness You gain 10 Enchantedness You gain 11 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [437] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 770 pieces of gym equipment You gain 14 Strengthliness You gain 11 Mysteriousness You gain 27 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [440] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 772 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strongness You gain 12 Mysteriousness You gain 26 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [443] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 770 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Fortitude You gain 26 Mysteriousness You gain 28 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [446] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 774 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Strongness You gain 15 Mysteriousness You gain 22 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [449] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 778 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Beefiness You gain 22 Wizardliness You gain 14 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [452] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter 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auto-confirm to true and accept all ramifications that come with that. > Collecting garbage! Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to garbo Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0 Preference valueOfInventory changed from 2.0 to 2 > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "repaid diaper, Buddy Bjorn, Crown of Thrones, Pantsgiving, mafia pointer finger ring, Mayflower bouquet" from clan stash. familiar none > Skipping fancy chocolate car; too expensive (97499 > 11000). > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate seal-clubbing clubs; max price 16500. use 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club You gain 3 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 57 to 58 > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate seal-clubbing clubs; max price 11000. use 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club You gain 2 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 58 to 59 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (65000 > 32500). > Trying to acquire 1 blobs of essential tofu; max price 27500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 27500 buy 1 essential tofu for 15000 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 59 to 60 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 27500 to 30000 use 1 essential tofu You gain 6 Adventures Preference _essentialTofuUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 60 to 61 > Trying to acquire 1 pieces of borrowed time; max price 110000. use 1 borrowed time You gain 20 Adventures Preference _borrowedTimeUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 61 to 62 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain > ===== SHOTGLASS DIET ===== > Planning to fight 49 embezzlers and run 55 adventures > 1 (max 1) Ambitious Turkey(embezzler) value: 45500 (additional value: 12500) price: 9350 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 9350, Total Value 45500, Net Value 36150 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item Ambitious Turkey. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Ambitious Turkey; max price 45500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45500 mallsearch "Ambitious Turkey" buy 1 Ambitious Turkey for 9350 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 62 to 63 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45500 to 30000 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) drink 1 Ambitious Turkey You gain 7 Adventures You gain 20 Strengthliness You gain 26 Magicalness You gain 26 Smarm You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25) Preference _mimeArmyShotglassUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 63 to 64 > ===== FULL DIET ===== > Planning to fight 67 embezzlers and run 249 adventures > 1 (max 1) august scepter value: 0 price: 0 > 3 (max 3) mojo filter value: 0 price: 28200 > 1 (max 1) synthetic dog hair pill value: 0 price: 250 > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(overlap) value: 55500 (additional value: 25250) price: 5400 > 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(overlap) value: 38250 (additional value: 38250) price: 0 > 2 (max 2) Boris's bread(embezzler) value: 137000 (additional value: 30000) price: 32000 > 1 (max 1) distention pill value: 0 price: 250 > 1 (max 1) campfire hot dog(embezzler) value: 29250 (additional value: 10000) price: 414 > 1 (max 1) Ambitious Turkey(embezzler) value: 45500 (additional value: 12500) price: 9350 > 5 perfect negroni value: 508750 price: 14400 > 10 meteoreo value: 357500 price: 78000 > 1 (max 1) Boris's bread(overlap) value: 51250 (additional value: 12750) price: 16000 > 2 (max 2) Rethinking Candy(embezzler) value: 180000 (additional value: 90000) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) beggin' cologne(embezzler) value: 60000 (additional value: 60000) price: 36994 > 1 (max 1) handful of Smithereens(overlap) value: 23300 (additional value: 15050) price: 8489 > 1 (max 2) Knob Goblin nasal spray(embezzler) value: 12000 (additional value: 12000) price: 150 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(embezzler) value: 80250 (additional value: 50000) price: 5400 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 424297, Total Value 1925050, Net Value 1500753 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item august scepter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day! You lose 1 Fullness You acquire an effect: Lost Stomach (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 0 to 1 Preference _aug16Cast changed from false to true > Considering item mojo filter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 0. > Considering item synthetic dog hair pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 0. > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 1 sugar shorts, Milk Studs You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30) > Considering item Boris's bread. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 2. use 1 Universal Seasoning Preference universalSeasoningActive changed from false to true Preference _universalSeasoningsUsed changed from 0 to 1 > Trying to acquire 1 milks of magnesia; max price 27500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 27500 mallsearch "milk of magnesium" buy 1 milk of magnesium for 1875 each from shop #2226778 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 64 to 65 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 27500 to 30000 use 1 milk of magnesium Preference _milkOfMagnesiumUsed changed from false to true Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 65 to 66 eat 1 Boris's bread You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (10) You gain 16 Adventures You gain 70 Muscleboundness You acquire an effect: Inspired Chef (30) You gain 1 Fullness You acquire an effect: Heavily Breathing (2) Preference _fudgeSporkUsed changed from false to true Your milk of magnesium kicked in Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from true to false Preference universalSeasoningActive changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 66 to 67 eat 1 Boris's bread You gain 7 Adventures You gain 65 Muscleboundness You acquire an effect: Inspired Chef (30) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 67 to 68 > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 80250. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 80250 mallsearch "jumping horseradish" buy 1 jumping horseradish for 5400 each from shop #716831 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 68 to 69 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 80250 to 30000 eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 5 Adventures You gain 18 Strengthliness You gain 19 Magicalness You gain 21 Cheek You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from to 8993 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 69 to 70 > Considering item distention pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. use 1 distention pill Preference _distentionPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 70 to 71 > Considering item campfire hot dog. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. buy 1 stick of firewood for 414 each from shop #1712669 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 71 to 72 trading 1 stick of firewood for 1 campfire hot dog You acquire an item: campfire hot dog Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 72 to 73 eat 1 campfire hot dog You gain 4 Adventures You gain 13 Strengthliness You acquire an effect: Traditional Eating (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 73 to 74 > Considering item Ambitious Turkey. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Ambitious Turkey; max price 45500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45500 buy 1 Ambitious Turkey for 9350 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 74 to 75 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45500 to 30000 drink 1 Ambitious Turkey You gain 8 Adventures You gain 18 Strengthliness You gain 15 Wizardliness You gain 27 Roguishness You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25) You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 75 to 76 > Considering item perfect negroni. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 4. > Trying to acquire 4 perfect negronis; max price 101750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 101750 mallsearch "perfect negroni" buy 2 perfect negroni for 120 each from shop #2127655 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 76 to 77 buy 2 perfect negroni for 2880 each from shop #1266296 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 77 to 78 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 101750 to 30000 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) drink 4 perfect negroni You gain 21 Adventures You gain 4 Strengthliness You gain 18 Enchantedness You gain 22 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 22 Adventures You gain 9 Strongness You gain 13 Wizardliness You gain 20 Cheek You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 8 Strongness You gain 20 Magicalness You gain 30 Sarcasm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 9 Strongness You gain 19 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 28 Chutzpah You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 78 to 79 > Considering item meteoreo. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 10. > Trying to acquire 10 meteoreos; max price 35750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 35750 mallsearch "meteoreo" buy 10 meteoreo for 7800 each from shop #276189 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 79 to 80 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 35750 to 30000 eat 10 meteoreo You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 6 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 6 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 6 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from 8993 to 8993,9514 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 80 to 81 > Considering item Boris's bread. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. eat 1 Boris's bread You gain 6 Adventures You gain 64 Beefiness You acquire an effect: Inspired Chef (30) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 81 to 82 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 2. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 2 Fudgie Roll, Milk Studs You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (60) > Considering item beggin' cologne. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of beggin' cologne; max price 60000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 60000 mallsearch "beggin' cologne" buy 1 beggin' cologne for 36994 each from shop #3483633 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 82 to 83 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 60000 to 30000 chew 1 beggin' cologne You acquire an effect: Eau d' Clochard (60) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 83 to 84 > Considering item handful of Smithereens. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 handfuls of Smithereens; max price 23300. chew 1 handful of Smithereens You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an effect: Smithsness Presence (100) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 84 to 85 > Considering item Knob Goblin nasal spray. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Knob Goblin nasal spray; max price 12000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 12000 mallsearch "Knob Goblin nasal spray" buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from shop #691860 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 85 to 86 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 12000 to 30000 chew 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 86 to 87 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 87 to 88 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 88 to 89 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 89 to 90 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 90 to 91 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 0. > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 0. > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 55500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 55500 buy 1 jumping horseradish for 5400 each from shop #716831 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 91 to 92 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 55500 to 30000 eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 11 Beefiness You gain 22 Enchantedness You gain 30 Chutzpah You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 92 to 93 > Considering item mojo filter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 3. > Trying to acquire 3 mojo filters; max price 10000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 10000 mallsearch "mojo filter" buy 3 mojo filter for 9400 each from shop #1024620 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 93 to 94 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 10000 to 30000 use 3 mojo filter Preference currentMojoFilters changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 94 to 95 > Considering item synthetic dog hair pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. use 1 synthetic dog hair pill Preference _syntheticDogHairPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 95 to 96 > Considering item perfect negroni. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 perfect negronis; max price 101750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 101750 buy 1 perfect negroni for 2880 each from shop #1266296 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 96 to 97 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 101750 to 30000 drink 1 perfect negroni You gain 21 Adventures You gain 4 Strengthliness You gain 18 Mysteriousness You gain 29 Smarm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 97 to 98 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 98 to 99 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 99 to 100 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Acquire amulet coin familiar Cornbeefadon (35 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 box of Familiar Jacks You acquire an item: amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 100 to 101 > > Executing Daily/Chibi Buddy > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Preference chibiLastVisit changed from 1 to 2 Preference chibiBirthday changed from 1 to 0 Preference chibiFitness changed from 6 to 7 Preference chibiSocialization changed from 5 to 3 Preference chibiAlignment changed from 4 to 3 Took choice 627/7: Put your ChibiBuddy™ away choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=7 use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Took choice 627/5: Have a ChibiChat™ choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=5 Having a ChibiChat™ Preference _chibiChanged changed from false to true You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (10) > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Configure Fourth of May Cosplay Saber > CCS: [default]\n ";" main.php?action=may4 Preference lastEncounter changed from Enter the Boxing Daycare to Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber Took choice 1386/4: Empathy Chip choice.php?whichchoice=1386&option=4&pwd Preference _saberMod changed from 0 to 4 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: That's Just Cloud-Talk, Man (100) JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Preference _cloudTalkMessage changed from to JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF Smoked by gianterq (1191948) Preference _cloudTalkSmoker changed from to Smoked by gianterq (1191948) Preference _campAwayCloudBuffs changed from 0 to 1 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffSign changed from to Vole Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 0 to 1 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 1 to 2 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 2 to 3 > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Beach Comb Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" main.php?comb=1&pwd [455] Combing (familiar) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from to 10 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Do I Know You From Somewhere? (50) > > Executing Daily/Beach Comb Free Walks > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings,combo_lastTileCombed,_beachLayout,_beachMinutes,_beachCombing main.php?comb=1&pwd [455] Wandering 2607 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber to Comb the Beach (2607 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2607 minutes down the beach) Preference _beachTides changed from -1 to 2 > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2607 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: sea avocado You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 101 to 102 [455] Wandering 2610 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2607 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2610 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2610 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2610 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: driftwood hat You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 102 to 103 [455] Wandering 2621 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2610 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2621 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2621 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2621 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 3 to 4 You acquire an item: driftwood pants You acquire grain of sand (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 103 to 104 [455] Wandering 2621 minutes down the beach Encounter: Comb the Beach (2621 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,2 (2621 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 4 to 5 You acquire an item: sea avocado You acquire grain of sand (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 104 to 105 [455] Wandering 2656 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2621 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2656 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2656 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2656 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 5 to 6 You acquire an item: sea carrot You acquire grain of sand (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 105 to 106 [455] Wandering 2666 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2656 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2666 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2666 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2666 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 6 to 7 You acquire an item: gray seashell You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 106 to 107 [455] Wandering 2683 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2666 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2683 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2683 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2683 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 7 to 8 You acquire an item: magenta seashell You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 107 to 108 [455] Wandering 2687 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2683 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2687 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2687 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2687 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 8 to 9 You acquire an item: kelp You acquire grain of sand (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 108 to 109 [455] Wandering 2689 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2687 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2689 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2689 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found a twinkle! Combing square 10,2 (2689 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 9 to 10 You acquire an item: dull fish scale [455] Wandering 2714 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2689 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2714 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2714 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,1 (2714 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 10 to 11 You acquire an item: kelp You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 109 to 110 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings,combo_lastTileCombed,_beachLayout,_beachMinutes,_beachCombing to _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings > === RESULTS === > -Found 0 meat > -Found 29 grain of sand > -Found 2 sea avocado > -Found 1 sea carrot > -Found 2 kelp > -Found 1 dull fish scale > -Found 1 magenta seashell > -Found 1 gray seashell > -Found 1 driftwood hat > -Found 1 driftwood pants > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-3&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick You acquire an effect: Meet the Meat (100) Preference _clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from false to true > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "defective Game Grid token" from clan stash. mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 0 to 1 > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 1 to 2 > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 2 to 3 > > Executing Daily/Daycare Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Boxing Daycare [455] Boxing Daycare Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2714 minutes down the beach) to Visit the Boxing Day Spa Encounter: Visit the Boxing Day Spa Preference _daycareSpa changed from false to true You acquire an effect: Uncucumbered (100) > > Executing Daily/The Legendary Beat > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 The Legendary Beat You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (20) Preference _legendaryBeat changed from false to true > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 0 to 1 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 110 to 111 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 1 to 2 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 111 to 112 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 2 to 3 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 112 to 113 > > Executing Daily/Mad Tea Party Buff Preference pendingMapReflections changed from 1 to 2 use 1 "DRINK ME" potion You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20) > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip hat filthy knitted dread sack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 113 to 114 Visiting the Mad Tea Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Visit the Boxing Day Spa to The Mad Tea Party Encounter: The Mad Tea Party Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1 You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (30) Preference _madTeaParty changed from false to true equip hat flaming leaf crown Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 114 to 115 > > Executing Daily/Use BittyCar MeatCart > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "BittyCar MeatCar" from clan stash. use 1 BittyCar MeatCar Preference _bittycar changed from to meatcar > > Executing Daily/Check Neverending Party Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Neverending Party Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Neverending Party [455] The Neverending Party Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from to woots Took choice 1322/2: reject quest choice.php?whichchoice=1322&option=2&pwd Preference _questPartyFair changed from unstarted to Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from woots to > > Executing Daily Items/Summon Clip Art > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 115 to 116 cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 116 to 117 cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 117 to 118 > > Executing Daily Items/2002 Mr. Store > CCS: [default]\n ";" trading 3 Mr. Store 2002 Credits for 3 Spooky VHS Tapes You acquire Spooky VHS Tape (3) Preference availableMrStore2002Credits changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 118 to 119 > > Executing Daily Items/Ice Cold April Shower > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire shard of double-ice (4) Preference _aprilShower changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 119 to 120 > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich You acquire an item: P.B.L.T. Preference _requestSandwichSucceeded changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 120 to 121 > > Executing Daily Items/Check Jick Jar > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _jickJarAvailable changed from unknown to false > > Executing Daily Items/Cargo Shorts Pocket > CCS: [default]\n ";" Inspecting Cargo Cultist Shorts picking pocket 651 Preference cargoPocketsEmptied changed from 177 to 177,651 Preference _cargoPocketEmptied changed from false to true You acquire an item: alabaster queen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 121 to 122 > > Executing Daily Items/Lodestone > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 lodestone You acquire an effect: Loded (5) Preference _lodestoneUsed changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Update Garbage Tote > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 4 to 37 Preference _garbageItemChanged changed from false to true You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 122 to 123 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 123 to 124 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 124 to 125 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves day shortener > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 222 leaves You acquire an item: day shortener Preference _leafDayShortenerCrafted changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 125 to 126 > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Accept Rufus Quest for Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from The Mad Tea Party to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow wave Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow stick Took choice 1497/3: I'll collect the goods choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=3&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Affinity (11) Preference rufusQuestType changed from to items Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow stick Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference _shadowAffinityToday changed from false to true Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow wave to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow stick to > > Executing Daily Items/Acquire Rufus Items > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Trying to acquire 3 shadow sticks; max price 7630. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 7629.749999999999 mallsearch "shadow stick" buy 3 shadow stick for 3497 each from shop #1712669 on 20240615 Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 126 to 127 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 7629 to 30000 > > Executing Daily Items/Turn In Rufus Quest for Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yes, I have them right here. choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to started Preference questRufus changed from started to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from items to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow stick to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to > > Executing Daily Items/Shadow Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure1500 changed from 2 to 3 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) > You have the latest recoveryScript_map_v2.txt. Will not check again today. Preference _meatpermp changed from to 4.0 Preference _meatperhp changed from to 0.029942756494936152 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/3: The forest choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=3&pwd You acquire shadow flame (3) You acquire shadow fluid (2) You acquire shadow sinew (2) Preference _shadowForestLooted changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 127 to 128 > > Executing Daily Items/Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! You acquire water balloon (3) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 1 to 2 Preference _aug4Cast changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! You acquire waffle (3) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 2 to 3 Preference _aug24Cast changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 128 to 129 > > Executing Daily Items/Acquire Candy Map > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Trying to acquire 1 maps to candy-rich blocks; max price 48069. Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from to 2 use 1 map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None [455] map to a candy-rich block Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from to DLLDDLLDLLDL Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 129 to 130 Took choice 804/2: Stop Trick-or-Treating choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=2&pwd Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from 2 to > > Executing Daily Items/Treat equip hat brainwave-controlled unicorn horn Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) equip pants electronic dulcimer pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 130 to 131 equip acc1 Frown Exerciser > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029942756494936152 to 0.02974628171478565 > Restoring HP! Currently at 876 of 3048 HP, 223 of 1154 MP, current meat: 129200461 ... Target HP = 2000. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02974628171478565 to 0.03130755064456722 cast 2 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 2,000 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03130755064456722 to 0.02974628171478565 > Restoring MP! Currently at 2876 of 3048 HP, 183 of 1154 MP, current meat: 129200461 ... Target MP = 200. mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" buy 1 psychokinetic energy blob for 100 each from shop #1469700 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 131 to 132 use 1 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 24 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 132 to 133 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DLLDDLLDLLDL to DlLDDLLDLLDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=1&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 133 to 134 Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DlLDDLLDLLDL to DllDDLLDLLDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=2&pwd You acquire an item: Milk Studs Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDLLDLLDL to DllDDlLDLLDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=5&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 134 to 135 Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDlLDLLDL to DllDDllDLLDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=6&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 135 to 136 Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDllDLLDL to DllDDllDlLDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=8&pwd You acquire an item: bag of W&Ws Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDllDlLDL to DllDDllDllDL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=9&pwd You acquire an item: box of Dweebs Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDllDllDL to DllDDllDllDl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=11&pwd You acquire an item: Milk Studs > > Executing Daily Items/Get April Instruments > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1526/8: Join the Piccolo Section choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=8&pwd You acquire an item: Apriling band piccolo Preference _aprilBandInstruments changed from 0 to 1 Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd Took choice 1526/5: Join the Percussion Section choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=5&pwd You acquire an item: Apriling band quad tom Preference _aprilBandInstruments changed from 1 to 2 Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd > > Executing Daily Items/Play the April piccolo > CCS: [default]\n ";" familiar Chest Mimic (40 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 0 to 1 Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 1 to 2 Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 2 to 3 > > Executing Ascend/Lock Picking > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure1414 changed from to 2 cast 1 Lock Picking Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Lock Picking Encounter: Lock Picking Took choice 1414/2: Pick Jarlsberg's Lock choice.php?whichchoice=1414&option=2&pwd Preference lockPicked changed from false to true You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 136 to 137 > > Executing Ascend/Cook Jarlsberg's key lime > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Cook 1 Jarlsberg's key + 1 lime You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key lime Crafting used 1 each of Jarlsberg's key and lime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 137 to 138 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1500 changed from 3 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1414 changed from 2 to Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from -1 to 2 mallsearch "glass of "milk"" mallsearch "cup of "tea"" mallsearch "thermos of "whiskey"" mallsearch "Lucky Lindy" mallsearch "Bee's Knees" mallsearch "Sockdollager" mallsearch "Ish Kabibble" mallsearch "Hot Socks" mallsearch "Phonus Balonus" mallsearch "Flivver" mallsearch "Sloppy Jalopy" equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher equip acc1 spring shoes Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, 99 muscle 100 max, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 4844.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 5462.67 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip off-hand June cleaver equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 138 to 139 equip acc2 Cincho de Mayo equip acc3 teacher's pen Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Lock Picking to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur use 5 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (50) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02974628171478565 to 0.027202720272027203 mallsearch "tiny bottle of absinthe" buy 1 tiny bottle of absinthe for 3300 each from shop #51350 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 139 to 140 use 1 tiny bottle of absinthe You acquire an effect: Absinthe-Minded (10) Preference relayCounters changed from to 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:459:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:459:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:459:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:463:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Stately Pleasure Dome [455] The Stately Pleasure Dome Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=584 Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to toothless mastiff bitch Encounter: toothless mastiff bitch Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 1: toothless mastiff bitch takes 7 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 100 to 90 Round 1: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 2: toothless mastiff bitch takes 4 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar You gain 77 Meat. Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 90 to 80 Round 2: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 3: toothless mastiff bitch takes 8 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 80 to 70 Round 3: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 4: toothless mastiff bitch takes 7 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 70 to 60 Round 4: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 5: toothless mastiff bitch takes 5 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 60 to 50 Round 5: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 6: toothless mastiff bitch takes 5 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 50 to 40 Round 6: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 7: toothless mastiff bitch takes 4 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 40 to 30 Round 7: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 8: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 30 to 20 Round 8: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 9: toothless mastiff bitch takes 7 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 20 to 10 Round 9: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 10: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 10 to 0 Round 10: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 11: toothless mastiff bitch takes 7 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 0 to 1 Round 11: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 12: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 1 to 2 Round 12: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 13: toothless mastiff bitch takes 4 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 2 to 3 Round 13: bsander casts SPRING AWAY! You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Green (30) You lose 77 Meat. You acquire an item: autumn-aton Round 14: You gain 39 Strongness Round 14: You gain 37 Magicalness Round 14: You gain 36 Smarm You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: autumn debris shield You acquire an item: Yeast of Boris You acquire an item: flapper fly You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to toothless mastiff bitch This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference familiarSweat changed from 0 to 3 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 358772 to 359018 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 140 to 141 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Jeeves, Internetst choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 0 to 1 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 0 to 359038 You acquire an item: Breathitin™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 141 to 142 > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 0 to 1 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359018 to 359029 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 142 to 143 > > Executing Postcombat/Numberology > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Calculate the Universe [455] numberology 69 You gain 3 Adventures Preference _universeCalculated changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 143 to 144 > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver unequip offhand equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 144 to 145 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.027202720272027203 to 0.028297960882230546 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Delicious Sprouts Encounter: Delicious Sprouts Took choice 1474/4: Do nothing choice.php?whichchoice=1474&option=4&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1475,1467,1468 to 1475,1467,1468,1474 Preference _juneCleaverSkips changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 1 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 familiar Artistic Goth Kid (50 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip pants Greatest American Pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 145 to 146 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 4844.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 5462.67 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand rake equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 lucky gold ring Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Delicious Sprouts to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 2: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 1 to 2 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from toothless mastiff bitch to skullery maid This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 3 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 146 to 147 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to Teacher's Pet Encounter: Teacher's Pet Took choice 1470/2: teacher's pen choice.php?whichchoice=1470&option=2&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1475,1467,1468,1474 to 1475,1467,1468,1474,1470 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 6 You acquire an item: teacher's pen Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 5462.67 "bonus Pantsgiving", 807.41 "bonus June cleaver", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Teacher's Pet to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (3) Round 2: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 1 to 2 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 1 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 6 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 147 to 148 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 2: You gain 2 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 1 to 2 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from skullery maid to zombie chef This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 9 to 12 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 148 to 149 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 5462.67 "bonus Pantsgiving", 807.41 "bonus June cleaver", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip pants Pantsgiving > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.028297960882230546 to 0.029322984044846918 > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 2: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:zombie chef:snokebomb:454 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 1 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 12 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 149 to 150 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 2874 of 3092 HP, 156 of 1138 MP, current meat: 129197061 ... Target MP = 200. mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" buy 2 psychokinetic energy blob for 100 each from shop #1469700 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 150 to 151 use 2 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 49 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 151 to 152 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 2: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:zombie chef:snokebomb:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:snokebomb:454 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 2 to 3 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from zombie chef to paper towelgeist This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 15 to 18 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 152 to 153 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 2874 of 3092 HP, 155 of 1138 MP, current meat: 129196861 ... Target MP = 200. buy 2 psychokinetic energy blob for 100 each from shop #1469700 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 153 to 154 use 2 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 54 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 154 to 155 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to demonic icebox Encounter: demonic icebox Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 2: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:snokebomb:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 2 to 3 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from paper towelgeist to demonic icebox This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 18 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 155 to 156 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 2874 of 3092 HP, 159 of 1138 MP, current meat: 129196661 ... Target MP = 200. buy 2 psychokinetic energy blob for 100 each from shop #1469700 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 156 to 157 use 2 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 51 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 157 to 158 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from demonic icebox to possessed silverware drawer Encounter: possessed silverware drawer Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: shiny butcherknife You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 2: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:possessed silverware drawer:Feel Hatred:454 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 2 to 3 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 0 to 1 Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 17. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from demonic icebox to possessed silverware drawer This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 21 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 158 to 159 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed silverware drawer to Lost and Found Encounter: Lost and Found Took choice 1471/1: savings bond choice.php?whichchoice=1471&option=1&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1475,1467,1468,1474,1470 to 1475,1467,1468,1474,1470,1471 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 10 You acquire an item: savings bond Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness > CCS: [default]\n ";" mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" > ===== PANTSGIVING DIET ===== > Planning to fight 70 embezzlers and run 76 adventures > 1 meteoreo value: 35750 price: 7800 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 7800, Total Value 35750, Net Value 27950 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item meteoreo. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 meteoreos; max price 35750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 35750 mallsearch "meteoreo" buy 1 meteoreo for 7800 each from shop #276189 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 159 to 160 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 35750 to 30000 eat 1 meteoreo You gain 6 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 160 to 161 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip pants designer sweatpants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 161 to 162 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029322984044846918 to 0.029022620571916347 > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Haunted Kitchen [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Lost and Found to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (3) Round 2: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:possessed silverware drawer:Feel Hatred:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:skullery maid:Feel Hatred:454 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 10 to 9 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 11 to 13 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from possessed silverware drawer to skullery maid This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 24 to 27 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 162 to 163 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (3) Round 2: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:skullery maid:Feel Hatred:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 9 to 8 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 13 to 15 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from skullery maid to paper towelgeist This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 27 to 30 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 163 to 164 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Steely-Eyed Squint You acquire an effect: Steely-Eyed Squint (1) Preference _steelyEyedSquintUsed changed from false to true cast 1 Feel Lost You acquire an effect: Feeling Lost (20) Preference _feelLostUsed changed from 0 to 1 familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (71 lbs) equip weapon broken champagne bottle Maximizer: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat bounty-hunting helmet equip off-hand June cleaver equip shirt BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt equip acc3 Mr. Accessory Jr. > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight Took choice 1509/1: Turn on the Disco Ball Light choice.php?whichchoice=1509&option=1 Preference ledCandleMode changed from ultraviolet to disco > Restoring MP! Currently at 2873 of 3124 HP, 110 of 1150 MP, current meat: 129188661 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 psychokinetic energy blob for 100 each from shop #1469700 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 164 to 165 use 4 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 111 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 165 to 166 mallsearch "drum machine" buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 166 to 167 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to giant sandworm Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 167 to 168 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT! Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:22-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: MayDay™ supply package Preference _maydayDropped changed from false to true You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: wind-up vampire teeth After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+26 Stats) After Battle: You gain 98 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 63 Cheek After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area somewhere with a cache of meat! You gain 64 Meat. After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _gingerbreadMobHitUsed changed from false to true Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 8 to 7 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 15 to 17 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 11 to 10 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference familiarSweat changed from 30 to 31 send a kmail to Excavator Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 168 to 169 > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029022620571916347 to 0.02896698615548456 > Restoring MP! Currently at 2873 of 3130 HP, 191 of 1153 MP, current meat: 129185926 ... Target MP = 200. mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" Preference _meatpermp changed from 4.0 to 5.769230769230769 mallsearch "carbonated water lily" buy 1 carbonated water lily for 375 each from shop #3702614 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 169 to 170 use 1 carbonated water lily You gain 63 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 170 to 171 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02896698615548456 to 0.041779307486277166 > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 171 to 172 use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 172 to 173 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:14-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Bamberly wiggles around and you notice a map underneath it. You acquire an item: map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+26 Stats) After Battle: You gain 114 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 52 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 7 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 17 to 19 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 10 to 9 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 31 to 32 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 173 to 174 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.041779307486277166 to 0.04165951972986541 > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 174 to 175 use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 175 to 176 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 2: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: bag of GORP After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:29-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+26 Stats) After Battle: You gain 127 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 34 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 19 to 21 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 9 to 8 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 32 to 33 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 176 to 177 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 2873 of 3139 HP, 194 of 1153 MP, current meat: 129180753 ... Target MP = 200. buy 1 carbonated water lily for 375 each from shop #3702614 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 177 to 178 use 1 carbonated water lily You gain 68 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 178 to 179 > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 179 to 180 use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 180 to 181 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 2: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 2: You gain 91 hit points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:23-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: stone wool After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+26 Stats) After Battle: You gain 104 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 35 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 21 to 23 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 8 to 7 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 33 to 34 send a kmail to Excavator Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 181 to 182 > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 182 to 183 use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: giant sandworm drops 33 attack power. Round 1: giant sandworm drops 33 defense. You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 183 to 184 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SHOCKING LICK! Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:41-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+27 Stats) After Battle: You gain 117 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 39 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference shockingLickCharges changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 23 to 25 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 7 to 6 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 34 to 35 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 184 to 185 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04165951972986541 to 0.04158004210875915 equip shirt Jurassic Parka Maximizer: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -shirt, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: 3.65 Item Drop 10000 max,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04158004210875915 to 0.0401502095278009 Preference lastEncounter changed from giant sandworm to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 buy 1 drum machine for 3399 each from shop #3484507 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 185 to 186 use 1 drum machine Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [455] Drum Machine Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to giant sandworm Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 186 to 187 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SPIT JURASSIC ACID! You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (99) You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:32-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+26 Stats) After Battle: You gain 111 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 25 to 27 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 6 to 5 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 35 to 36 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 187 to 188 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd You acquire an item: wad of used tape uneffect Feeling Lost Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 188 to 189 use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle familiar Chest Mimic (52 lbs) equip weapon broken champagne bottle Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip off-hand yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from giant sandworm to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen Unequip Artistic Goth Kid equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0401502095278009 to 0.04158004210875915 Preference _aprilBandTomUses changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to giant sandworm Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 56 Meat. Round 2: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 2: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (5) Round 3: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 3: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 4 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: giant sandworm takes 31 damage. Round 4: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 4: giant sandworm drops 12 attack power. Round 4: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 629 hit points Round 5: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 5: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: giant sandworm takes 16 damage. Round 6: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 6: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 7: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sterno-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: Gummi-Gnauga You acquire an item: candy cane Round 7: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 7: giant sandworm drops 8 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 0 to 5 Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: white chocolate chips You acquire an item: green drunki-bear You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust Round 8: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 8: giant sandworm drops 11 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 10 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Gummi-Gnauga You acquire an item: brown sugar cane You acquire an item: bag of many confections Round 9: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 9: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Gummi-DNA You acquire an item: red gummi ingot You acquire an item: chocolate filthy lucre Round 10: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 10: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: white candy heart You acquire an item: abandoned candy You acquire an item: Yummy Tummy bean Round 11: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 11: giant sandworm drops 12 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: fry-oil-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: cotton candy cone You acquire an item: candy cane Round 12: giant sandworm drops 10 attack power. Round 12: giant sandworm drops 8 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 12: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 13: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: stick of "gum" You acquire an item: cotton candy plug You acquire an item: fry-oil-flavored Hob-O Round 13: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 13: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 12 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:48-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You gain 76 Strongness After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Preference sweat changed from 27 to 29 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 5 to 4 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 36 to 39 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 189 to 190 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 105 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 5 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 0 to 1 Preference timesRested changed from 0 to 1 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference _aprilBandTomUses changed from 1 to 2 Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 2: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: giant sandworm takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 21 Muscularity Points You gain 80 Meat. Round 3: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 3: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 629 hit points Round 4: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 4: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: giant sandworm takes 13 damage. Round 5: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 5: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Round 5: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 6: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar shotgun You acquire an item: sugar shank You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum Round 6: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 6: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 10 Round 6: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 7: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: brown sugar cane You acquire an item: cotton candy bale You acquire an item: lavender candy heart Round 7: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 7: giant sandworm drops 11 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: candied kobold You acquire an item: crazy little Turkish delight You acquire an item: crazy little Turkish delight Round 8: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 8: giant sandworm drops 12 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: pack of chewing gum You acquire an item: BitterSweetTarts You acquire an item: brown sugar cane Round 9: giant sandworm drops 10 attack power. Round 9: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Comet Pop You acquire an item: ribbon candy You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar Round 10: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 10: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: bazookafish bubble gum You acquire an item: candy cane Round 11: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 11: giant sandworm drops 11 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: yellow drunki-bear You acquire an item: delicious comfit? You acquire an item: Polka Pop Round 12: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 12: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: water purification pills Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 13 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:02:52-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You gain 80 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Preference sweat changed from 29 to 31 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 4 to 3 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 39 to 42 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 190 to 191 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 106 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 10 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 1 to 2 Preference timesRested changed from 1 to 2 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled yellow taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _taffyYellowSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 1 to 2 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 2 to 3 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference libramSummons changed from 3 to 4 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 4 to 5 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 5 to 6 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 6 to 7 > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference _aprilBandTomUses changed from 2 to 3 Encounter: giant sandworm Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 2: giant sandworm drops 8 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: giant sandworm takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 3: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 3: giant sandworm drops 11 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 629 hit points Round 4: giant sandworm drops 10 attack power. Round 4: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: giant sandworm takes 11 damage. You gain 61 Meat. Round 5: giant sandworm drops 10 attack power. Round 5: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 6: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: white chocolate chips You acquire an item: lavender candy heart You acquire an item: children of the candy corn Round 6: giant sandworm drops 10 attack power. Round 6: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 6: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 7: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: red drunki-bear You acquire an item: dubious peppermint You acquire an item: candy stake Round 7: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 7: giant sandworm drops 10 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Angry Farmer's Wife Candy You acquire an item: Gummi-DNA You acquire an item: gummi snake Round 8: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 8: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Rock Pops You acquire an item: giant red gummi ingot You acquire an item: candy brain Round 9: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 9: giant sandworm drops 8 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Wax Flask You acquire an item: chocolate seal-clubbing club You acquire an item: Comet Pop Round 10: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 10: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: strawberry-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: Good 'n' Slimy You acquire an item: Sugar Cog Round 11: giant sandworm drops 9 attack power. Round 11: giant sandworm drops 9 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: giant sandworm takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Atomic Pop You acquire an item: sugar-coated pine cone You acquire an item: Senior Mints Round 12: giant sandworm drops 8 attack power. Round 12: giant sandworm drops 8 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that the giant sandworm has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its tibia. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T02:03:17-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices You acquire an item: spices After Battle: You gain 80 Strongness After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 45 Preference sweat changed from 31 to 33 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 3 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 42 to 45 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 191 to 192 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 121 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 15 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 2 to 3 Preference timesRested changed from 2 to 3 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 7 to 8 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 8 to 9 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 9 to 10 use 1 transporter transponder You acquire an effect: Transpondent (30) equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand tiny black hole Maximizer: 1000 Pickpocket Chance, 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat helm of the white knight use 1 Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) You acquire an item: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket equip pants trousers of the white knight Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 192 to 193 equip acc1 Quiets-Your-Steps equip acc3 wristwatch of the white knight > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04158004210875915 to 0.040598954496133974 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from 2 to 3 cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Domed City of Grimacia Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Domed City of Grimacia [455] Domed City of Grimacia Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=1085 Preference lastEncounter changed from giant sandworm to grizzled survivor Encounter: grizzled survivor Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from grizzled survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 193 to 194 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 2 to 3 [455] Domed City of Grimacia Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=1085 Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to grizzled survivor Encounter: grizzled survivor Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from grizzled survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 194 to 195 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience [455] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to unhinged survivor Encounter: unhinged survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from unhinged survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 195 to 196 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience [455] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to whiny survivor Encounter: whiny survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from whiny survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 3 to 4 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III You acquire an item: elven hardtack You acquire an item: elven squeeze Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 196 to 197 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience [455] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to grizzled survivor Encounter: grizzled survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from grizzled survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 4 to 5 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 197 to 198 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -shirt, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.21 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 198 to 199 equip off-hand yule hatchet equip pants designer sweatpants equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.040598954496133974 to 0.04158004210875915 Preference nextAdventure changed from Domed City of Grimacia to The Neverending Party Preference lastAdventure changed from Domed City of Grimacia to The Neverending Party [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to "plain" girl Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 2: You lose 25 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Round 3: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (7) Round 4: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Round 4: You lose 17 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 6 Round 4: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 5: "plain" girl takes 31 damage. Round 5: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 5: "plain" girl drops 18 attack power. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 6: You gain 629 hit points Round 6: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 7: "plain" girl takes 17 damage. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 18 attack power. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: piece of after eight You acquire an item: PlexiPips You acquire an item: peanut brittle shield Round 8: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: giant green gummi bear You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: Wax Flask Round 9: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 9: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: abandoned candy You acquire an item: breath mint You acquire an item: gummi canary Round 10: "plain" girl drops 18 attack power. Round 10: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: chocolate seal-clubbing club You acquire an item: crazy little Turkish delight You acquire an item: piece of after eight Round 11: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 11: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: spooky sap You acquire an item: Fudgie Roll Round 12: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 12: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Round 12: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 13: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: piece of after eight You acquire an item: sugar shield You acquire an item: lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum You gain 42 Meat. Round 13: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 13: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 45 Round 13: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 14: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: candied kobold You acquire an item: pink candy heart You acquire an item: sugar shirt Round 14: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 14: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 50 Round 14: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 15: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: cotton candy plug You acquire an item: candy skeleton You acquire an item: candy cane Round 15: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 15: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 55 Round 15: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 16: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Sugar Cog You acquire an item: green drunki-bear You acquire an item: explosion-flavored chewing gum Round 16: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 16: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 55 to 60 Round 16: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 17: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: yellow candy heart You acquire an item: yellow drunki-bear You acquire an item: BitterSweetTarts Round 17: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 17: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 60 to 65 Round 17: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 18: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar shorts You acquire an item: yellow drunki-bear You acquire an item: children of the candy corn Round 18: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 18: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 70 Round 18: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 19: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar chapeau You acquire an item: lavender candy heart You acquire an item: Elvish delight Round 19: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 19: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 70 to 75 Round 19: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 20: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sterno-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: chocolate saucepan You acquire an item: sterno-flavored Hob-O Round 20: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power. Round 20: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 75 to 80 Round 20: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 21: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar shillelagh You acquire an item: Atomic Pop You acquire an item: fry-oil-flavored Hob-O Round 21: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power. Round 21: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 80 to 85 Round 21: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 22: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Polka Pop You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: peanut brittle shield Round 22: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 22: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 85 to 90 Round 22: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 23: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Necbro wafers You acquire an item: Senior Mints You acquire an item: cotton candy cone Round 23: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 23: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 90 to 95 Round 23: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 24: "plain" girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: chocolate pasta spoon You acquire an item: sugar shirt You acquire an item: candied kobold Round 24: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power. Round 24: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 95 to 100 Round 24: bsander attacks! Round 25: "plain" girl takes 420 damage. Round 25: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power. Round 25: "plain" girl drops 17 defense. Round 25: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 14 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: These things leave an above-average amount of psychic energy behind after they die. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You acquire an item: electronics kit You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off You acquire an item: dorky glasses After Battle: You gain 1259 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 508 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 515 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 33 to 35 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 37 to 36 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 4 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from paper towelgeist to "plain" girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 0 to 1 Preference familiarSweat changed from 45 to 48 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 199 to 200 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04158004210875915 to 0.0413564934952712 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 17 hit points You gain 131 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 100 to 70 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 3 to 4 Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 112 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 70 to 40 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 4 to 5 Preference timesRested changed from 4 to 5 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 128 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 15 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 5 to 6 Preference timesRested changed from 5 to 6 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 10 to 11 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference libramSummons changed from 11 to 12 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (3) Preference libramSummons changed from 12 to 13 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 200 to 201 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (2) You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 13 to 14 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 201 to 202 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 14 to 15 > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0413564934952712 to 0.04865469822973082 [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to party girl Encounter: party girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: You lose 65 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 68 Meat. Round 3: party girl drops 18 attack power. Round 3: party girl drops 18 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: party girl takes 31 damage. Round 4: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 4: party girl drops 18 attack power. Round 4: party girl drops 17 defense. Round 4: You lose 48 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 632 hit points Round 5: party girl drops 15 attack power. Round 5: party girl drops 16 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: party girl takes 13 damage. Round 6: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 6: party girl drops 17 defense. Round 6: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 7: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: red drunki-bear You acquire an item: chocolate disco ball You acquire an item: delicious comfit? Round 7: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 7: party girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: children of the candy corn You acquire an item: Everlasting Deckswabber You acquire an item: cotton candy smidgen Round 8: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 8: party girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: candycaine powder You acquire an item: marzipan skull You acquire an item: abandoned candy Round 9: party girl drops 14 attack power. Round 9: party girl drops 18 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust You acquire an item: Fudgie Roll You acquire an item: abandoned candy Round 10: party girl drops 18 attack power. Round 10: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: green drunki-bear You acquire an item: sugar shotgun You acquire an item: crazy little Turkish delight Round 11: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 11: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Comet Pop You acquire an item: candy brain You acquire an item: cotton candy cone Round 12: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 12: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 45 Round 12: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 13: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: abandoned candy You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge Round 13: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 13: party girl drops 14 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 50 Round 13: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 14: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: abandoned candy You acquire an item: Bit O' Ectoplasm You acquire an item: sugar shank Round 14: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 14: party girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 55 Round 14: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 15: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: children of the candy corn You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy You acquire an item: sugar shard Round 15: party girl drops 15 attack power. Round 15: party girl drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 55 to 60 Round 15: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 16: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: Gummi-Gnauga You acquire an item: cotton candy smidgen Round 16: party girl drops 15 attack power. Round 16: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 60 to 65 Round 16: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 17: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: pink candy heart You acquire an item: yellow drunki-bear You acquire an item: Crimbo candied pecan Round 17: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 17: party girl drops 18 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 70 Round 17: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 18: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: giant red gummi bear You acquire an item: candycaine powder You acquire an item: candied kobold Round 18: party girl drops 16 attack power. Round 18: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 70 to 75 Round 18: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 19: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Rock Pops You acquire an item: sugar chapeau You acquire an item: Gummi-DNA Round 19: party girl drops 15 attack power. Round 19: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 75 to 80 Round 19: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 20: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: lavender candy heart You acquire an item: candycaine powder Round 20: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 20: party girl drops 14 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 80 to 85 Round 20: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 21: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: marzipan skull You acquire an item: cotton candy smidgen Round 21: party girl drops 15 attack power. Round 21: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 85 to 90 Round 21: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 22: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: cotton candy pillow Round 22: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 22: party girl drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 90 to 95 Round 22: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 23: party girl takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: licorice root You acquire an item: Atomic Pop You acquire an item: ribbon candy Round 23: party girl drops 18 attack power. Round 23: party girl drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 95 to 100 Round 23: bsander attacks! Round 24: party girl takes 379 damage. Round 24: party girl drops 17 attack power. Round 24: party girl drops 19 defense. Round 24: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 15 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the party girl has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You acquire an item: runproof mascara You acquire an item: very small red dress You acquire an item: noticeable pumps You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag You acquire an item: little firkin After Battle: You gain 1207 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 553 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 570 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 35 to 37 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 36 to 35 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 3 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from "plain" girl to party girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 1 to 2 Preference familiarSweat changed from 48 to 51 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 202 to 203 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04865469822973082 to 0.04833369645064683 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to Summer Days Encounter: Summer Days Took choice 1472/4: Do nothing choice.php?whichchoice=1472&option=4&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1475,1467,1468,1474,1470,1471 to 1467,1468,1474,1470,1471,1472 Preference _juneCleaverSkips changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 21 hit points You gain 124 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 100 to 80 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 6 to 7 Preference timesRested changed from 6 to 7 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 112 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 80 to 65 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 7 to 8 Preference timesRested changed from 7 to 8 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 144 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 55 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 8 to 9 Preference timesRested changed from 8 to 9 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 107 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 55 to 50 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 9 to 10 Preference timesRested changed from 9 to 10 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 135 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 45 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 10 to 11 Preference timesRested changed from 10 to 11 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 101 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 40 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 11 to 12 Preference timesRested changed from 11 to 12 [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 23 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 35 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 12 to 13 Preference timesRested changed from 12 to 13 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 18 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 18 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 30 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 13 to 14 Preference timesRested changed from 13 to 14 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 16 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 16 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 25 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 14 to 15 Preference timesRested changed from 14 to 15 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 20 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 20 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 20 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 15 to 16 Preference timesRested changed from 15 to 16 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 17 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 17 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 15 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 16 to 17 Preference timesRested changed from 16 to 17 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 15 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 15 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 10 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 17 to 18 Preference timesRested changed from 17 to 18 > Trying to acquire 1 awful poetry journals; max price 10000. use 1 awful poetry journal You lose 16 hit points [455] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 16 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 5 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 18 to 19 Preference timesRested changed from 18 to 19 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 15 to 16 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 16 to 17 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 17 to 18 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 18 to 19 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 3 to 4 Preference libramSummons changed from 19 to 20 > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Neverending Party Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Neverending Party [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Summer Days to burnout Encounter: burnout Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: You lose 11 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 3: burnout drops 16 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: burnout takes 31 damage. Round 4: You gain 20 Muscularity Points You gain 43 Meat. Round 4: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 4: burnout drops 18 defense. Round 4: You lose 9 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 636 hit points Round 5: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 5: burnout drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: burnout takes 10 damage. Round 6: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 6: burnout drops 17 defense. Round 6: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 7: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Rock Pops You acquire an item: Bit O' Ectoplasm You acquire an item: Senior Mints Round 7: burnout drops 15 attack power. Round 7: burnout drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 10 Round 7: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 8: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Sugar Cog You acquire an item: Comet Pop You acquire an item: Sugar Cog Round 8: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 8: burnout drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 8: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 9: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: children of the candy corn You acquire an item: Necbro wafers You acquire an item: Comet Drop Round 9: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 9: burnout drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 9: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 10: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: fudge spork You acquire an item: peppermint sprout You acquire an item: irradiated candy cane Round 10: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 10: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 10: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 11: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: giant red gummi bear You acquire an item: piece of after eight You acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O Round 11: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 11: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 12: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar shillelagh You acquire an item: giant green gummi ingot You acquire an item: gummi salamander Round 12: burnout drops 18 attack power. Round 12: burnout drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 12: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 13: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: candied kobold You acquire an item: chocolate-covered caviar Round 13: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 13: burnout drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Round 13: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 14: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Gummi-Gnauga You acquire an item: peppermint sprout You acquire an item: fry-oil-flavored Hob-O Round 14: burnout drops 18 attack power. Round 14: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 45 Round 14: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 15: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark You acquire an item: sugar shield You acquire an item: peppermint twist Round 15: burnout drops 15 attack power. Round 15: burnout drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 50 Round 15: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 16: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar sheet You acquire an item: lavender candy heart You acquire an item: cotton candy pinch Round 16: burnout drops 15 attack power. Round 16: burnout drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 55 Round 16: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 17: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: candy cane You acquire an item: pickle-flavored chewing gum You acquire an item: yellow gummi ingot Round 17: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 17: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 55 to 60 Round 17: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 18: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: cotton candy plug You acquire an item: chocolate turtle totem You acquire an item: delicious comfit? Round 18: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 18: burnout drops 14 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 60 to 65 Round 18: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 19: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O You acquire an item: elderly jawbreaker You acquire an item: chocolate-covered caviar Round 19: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 19: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 70 Round 19: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 20: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: candycaine powder You acquire an item: pile of candy You acquire an item: Tasty Fun Good rice candy Round 20: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 20: burnout drops 15 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 70 to 75 Round 20: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 21: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: sugar shank You acquire an item: ribbon candy You acquire an item: Gummi-Gnauga Round 21: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 21: burnout drops 16 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 75 to 80 Round 21: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 22: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: Angry Farmer's Wife Candy You acquire an item: licorice boa You acquire an item: chocolate disco ball Round 22: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 22: burnout drops 19 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 80 to 85 Round 22: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 23: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: giant green gummi ingot You acquire an item: Everlasting Deckswabber You acquire an item: sugar chapeau Round 23: burnout drops 15 attack power. Round 23: burnout drops 17 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 85 to 90 Round 23: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 24: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: cotton candy bale You acquire an item: giant green gummi ingot You acquire an item: cotton candy bale Round 24: burnout drops 19 attack power. Round 24: burnout drops 18 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 90 to 95 Round 24: bsander casts CINCHO: PROJECTILE PIÑATA! Round 25: burnout takes 36 damage. You acquire an item: yellow drunki-bear You acquire an item: giant red gummi ingot You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge Round 25: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 25: burnout drops 18 defense. Preference _cinchUsed changed from 95 to 100 Round 25: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 26: burnout takes 299 damage. Round 26: burnout drops 17 attack power. Round 26: burnout drops 17 defense. Round 26: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 817 Meat After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You acquire an item: van key You acquire an item: jam band bootleg You acquire an item: denim jacket You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap After Battle: You gain 1234 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 560 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 513 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 37 to 39 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 35 to 34 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 2 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from party girl to burnout This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 2 to 3 Preference familiarSweat changed from 51 to 54 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 203 to 204 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04833369645064683 to 0.04819741723133109 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -shirt, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 484.44 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip acc2 teacher's pen > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from burnout to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: jock drops 14 attack power. Round 2: jock drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: jock takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 74 Meat. Round 3: jock drops 14 attack power. Round 3: jock drops 16 defense. Round 3: You lose 42 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 638 hit points Round 4: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 4: jock drops 15 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: jock takes 12 damage. Round 5: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 5: jock drops 16 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: jock takes 109 damage. Round 6: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 6: jock drops 14 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: jock takes 107 damage. Round 7: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 7: jock drops 15 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: jock takes 126 damage. Round 8: jock drops 17 attack power. Round 8: jock drops 13 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: jock takes 138 damage. Round 9: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 9: jock drops 14 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: jock takes 162 damage. Round 10: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 10: jock drops 14 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: jock takes 170 damage. Round 11: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 11: jock drops 14 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 16 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink You acquire an item: cosmetic football You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt After Battle: You gain 446 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 210 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 198 Cheek You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 39 to 41 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 34 to 33 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 1 to 0 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from burnout to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 3 to 4 Preference familiarSweat changed from 54 to 57 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 204 to 205 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04819741723133109 to 0.048061904343145535 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 0 to 7 Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused to burnout Encounter: burnout Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 2: burnout drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: burnout takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 3: burnout drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 640 hit points Round 4: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 4: burnout drops 14 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: burnout takes 17 damage. Round 5: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 5: burnout drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: burnout takes 104 damage. Round 6: burnout drops 13 attack power. Round 6: burnout drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: burnout takes 119 damage. Round 7: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 7: burnout drops 14 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: burnout takes 129 damage. You gain 69 Meat. Round 8: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 8: burnout drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: burnout takes 144 damage. Round 9: burnout drops 14 attack power. Round 9: burnout drops 17 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: burnout takes 170 damage. Round 10: burnout drops 16 attack power. Round 10: burnout drops 13 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: burnout takes 173 damage. Round 11: burnout drops 13 attack power. Round 11: burnout drops 15 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 17 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 655 Meat After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: van key You acquire an item: jam band bootleg After Battle: You gain 457 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 213 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 185 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 41 to 43 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 33 to 32 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 7 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to burnout This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 4 to 5 Preference familiarSweat changed from 57 to 60 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 205 to 206 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.048061904343145535 to 0.04797198497112842 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from burnout to Bath Time Encounter: Bath Time Took choice 1473/1: Muscle substats, gob of wet hair choice.php?whichchoice=1473&option=1&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1467,1468,1474,1470,1471,1472 to 1468,1474,1470,1471,1472,1473 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 12 You gain 202 Fortitude You acquire an item: gob of wet hair Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 206 to 207 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -shirt, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 403.7 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Neverending Party Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Neverending Party [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Bath Time to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 2: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 2: jock drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: jock takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 3: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 3: jock drops 15 defense. Round 3: You lose 41 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 641 hit points Round 4: jock drops 13 attack power. Round 4: jock drops 14 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: jock takes 16 damage. Round 5: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 5: jock drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: jock takes 109 damage. Round 6: jock drops 14 attack power. Round 6: jock drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: jock takes 134 damage. Round 7: jock drops 17 attack power. Round 7: jock drops 15 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: jock takes 124 damage. You gain 44 Meat. Round 8: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 8: jock drops 16 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: jock takes 151 damage. Round 9: jock drops 13 attack power. Round 9: jock drops 16 defense. Round 9: You lose 18 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: jock takes 164 damage. Round 10: jock drops 14 attack power. Round 10: jock drops 15 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: jock takes 212 damage. Round 11: jock drops 14 attack power. Round 11: jock drops 14 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink After Battle: You gain 478 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 195 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 185 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 12 to 11 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 43 to 45 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 32 to 31 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 6 to 5 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from burnout to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 60 to 63 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 207 to 208 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: biker drops 15 attack power. Round 2: biker drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: biker takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 76 Meat. Round 3: biker drops 14 attack power. Round 3: biker drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 11 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 641 hit points Round 4: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 4: biker drops 16 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: biker takes 11 damage. Round 5: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 5: biker drops 16 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: biker takes 110 damage. Round 6: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 6: biker drops 17 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: biker takes 116 damage. Round 7: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 7: biker drops 15 defense. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: biker takes 117 damage. Round 8: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 8: biker drops 17 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: biker takes 123 damage. Round 9: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 9: biker drops 17 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: biker takes 144 damage. Round 10: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 10: biker drops 15 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: biker takes 167 damage. Round 11: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 11: biker drops 15 defense. Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: biker takes 182 damage. Round 12: biker drops 15 attack power. Round 12: biker drops 16 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 18 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the biker 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You acquire an item: gas can You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain You acquire an item: pentagram bandana After Battle: You gain 470 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 198 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 203 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 11 to 10 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 45 to 47 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 31 to 30 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 5 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 6 to 7 Preference familiarSweat changed from 63 to 66 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 208 to 209 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04797198497112842 to 0.04783773501318683 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to "plain" girl Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: "plain" girl drops 14 attack power. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: "plain" girl takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 77 Meat. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Round 3: You lose 19 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 643 hit points Round 4: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 13 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: "plain" girl takes 16 damage. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 16 attack power. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 13 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: "plain" girl takes 105 damage. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 14 attack power. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 12 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: "plain" girl takes 115 damage. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 14 attack power. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 14 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: "plain" girl takes 138 damage. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 15 attack power. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: "plain" girl takes 149 damage. Round 9: "plain" girl drops 14 attack power. Round 9: "plain" girl drops 13 defense. Round 9: You lose 19 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: "plain" girl takes 165 damage. Round 10: "plain" girl drops 14 attack power. Round 10: "plain" girl drops 14 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: "plain" girl takes 177 damage. Round 11: "plain" girl drops 17 attack power. Round 11: "plain" girl drops 15 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: These things leave an above-average amount of psychic energy behind after they die. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You acquire an item: electronics kit You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off You acquire an item: dorky glasses You acquire an item: ponytail clip You acquire an item: little firkin After Battle: You gain 478 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 178 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 200 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 10 to 9 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 6 to 7 Preference sweat changed from 47 to 49 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 30 to 29 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 4 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to "plain" girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 7 to 8 Preference familiarSweat changed from 66 to 69 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 209 to 210 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04783773501318683 to 0.04048583047431812 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 2: biker drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (9) You gain 54 Meat. Round 3: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 3: biker drops 15 defense. Round 3: You lose 23 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 8 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: biker takes 31 damage. Round 4: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 4: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 4: biker drops 16 defense. Round 4: You lose 45 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 646 hit points Round 5: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 5: biker drops 18 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: biker takes 18 damage. Round 6: biker drops 14 attack power. Round 6: biker drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: biker takes 114 damage. Round 7: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 7: biker drops 17 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: biker takes 124 damage. Round 8: biker drops 18 attack power. Round 8: biker drops 17 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: biker takes 180 damage. Round 9: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 9: biker drops 17 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: biker takes 150 damage. Round 10: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 10: biker drops 17 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: biker takes 173 damage. Round 11: biker drops 15 attack power. Round 11: biker drops 17 defense. Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: biker takes 196 damage. Round 12: biker drops 15 attack power. Round 12: biker drops 18 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 19 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the biker 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: gas can You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain You acquire an item: little firkin After Battle: You gain 473 Strongness After Battle: You gain 218 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 188 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 9 to 8 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 6 to 7 Preference sweat changed from 49 to 51 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 29 to 28 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 3 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from "plain" girl to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 8 to 9 Preference familiarSweat changed from 69 to 72 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 210 to 211 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -shirt, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 403.7 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04048583047431812 to 0.04763038879331544 [455] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: jock drops 17 attack power. Round 2: jock drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: jock takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 3: jock drops 16 defense. Round 3: You lose 43 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 646 hit points Round 4: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 4: jock drops 13 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: jock takes 11 damage. Round 5: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 5: jock drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: jock takes 114 damage. You gain 55 Meat. Round 6: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 6: jock drops 17 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: jock takes 119 damage. Round 7: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 7: jock drops 13 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: jock takes 141 damage. Round 8: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 8: jock drops 15 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: jock takes 152 damage. Round 9: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 9: jock drops 15 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: jock takes 167 damage. Round 10: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 10: jock drops 14 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: jock takes 189 damage. Round 11: jock drops 15 attack power. Round 11: jock drops 17 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink After Battle: You gain 505 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 175 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 188 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 8 to 7 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 6 to 7 Preference sweat changed from 51 to 53 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 28 to 27 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 2 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 9 to 10 Preference familiarSweat changed from 72 to 75 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 211 to 212 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04763038879331544 to 0.047498041309789706 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 403.7 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.047498041309789706 to 0.03902394283260147 Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -shirt, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 403.7 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to spikolodon Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to The Neverending Party Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow orb Encounter: shadow orb Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 0 to 1 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts LAUNCH SPIKOLODON SPIKES! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _spikolodonSpikeUses changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow orb takes 1 damage. Round 2: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow orb drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: shadow orb takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 4: shadow orb drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow orb drops 11 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: You gain 670 hit points You gain 42 Meat. Round 5: shadow orb drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow orb takes 13 damage. Round 6: shadow orb drops 7 attack power. Round 6: shadow orb drops 7 defense. Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 7 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 53 to 55 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to shadow orb This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 75 to 78 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: shadow orb takes 257 damage. After Battle: shadow orb drops 8 attack power. After Battle: shadow orb drops 8 defense. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: mullet wig After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: You gain 79 Strongness After Battle: You gain 27 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 212 to 213 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow orb to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow tongue Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow heart Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow fluid Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow heart Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow tongue to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow heart to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow fluid to Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03902394283260147 to 0.04591052097953114 [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 11 Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/2: shadow heart choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: shadow heart Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow heart to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to dilophosaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to spikolodon [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow devil Encounter: shadow devil Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 1 to 2 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts LAUNCH SPIKOLODON SPIKES! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _spikolodonSpikeUses changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow devil takes 1 damage. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow devil drops 7 attack power. Round 3: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: shadow devil takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow devil drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: You gain 670 hit points Round 5: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow devil takes 13 damage. Round 6: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 6: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 55 to 57 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow orb to shadow devil This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 78 to 81 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: shadow devil takes 255 damage. After Battle: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. After Battle: shadow devil drops 8 defense. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Nearly all credible zoologists agree that the shadow devil has a secret bone in its head, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. After Battle: You gain 75 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 213 to 214 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow devil to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow matrix Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow heptahedron Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow venom Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow heptahedron Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow matrix to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow heptahedron to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow venom to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 11 Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/3: shadow heptahedron choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: shadow heptahedron Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow heptahedron to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to dilophosaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to spikolodon [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow snake Encounter: shadow snake Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 2 to 3 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts LAUNCH SPIKOLODON SPIKES! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _spikolodonSpikeUses changed from 2 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 3: shadow snake drops 8 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 4: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: You gain 670 hit points Round 5: shadow snake drops 7 attack power. Round 5: shadow snake drops 8 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow snake takes 13 damage. You gain 73 Meat. Round 6: shadow snake drops 10 attack power. Round 6: shadow snake drops 8 defense. Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 6 to 7 Preference sweat changed from 57 to 59 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow devil to shadow snake This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 81 to 84 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: shadow snake takes 251 damage. After Battle: shadow snake drops 10 attack power. After Battle: shadow snake drops 11 defense. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. After Battle: You gain 79 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 214 to 215 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow snake to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow heart Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow brick Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow heart Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow heart to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow brick to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 11 Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/2: shadow heart choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: shadow heart Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow heart to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to dilophosaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to spikolodon [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow devil Encounter: shadow devil Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 3 to 4 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts LAUNCH SPIKOLODON SPIKES! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _spikolodonSpikeUses changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow devil takes 1 damage. You gain 72 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow devil drops 10 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: shadow devil takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: You gain 670 hit points Round 5: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow devil takes 11 damage. Round 6: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 6 to 7 Preference sweat changed from 59 to 61 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow snake to shadow devil This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 84 to 87 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: shadow devil takes 251 damage. After Battle: shadow devil drops 7 attack power. After Battle: shadow devil drops 8 defense. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Nearly all credible zoologists agree that the shadow devil has a secret bone in its head, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. After Battle: You gain 84 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 215 to 216 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow devil to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow spire Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow bucket Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow sausage Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow spire to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow bucket to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow sausage to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 11 Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/2: shadow bucket choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow bucket to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to dilophosaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to spikolodon [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow snake Encounter: shadow snake Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 4 to 5 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts LAUNCH SPIKOLODON SPIKES! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _spikolodonSpikeUses changed from 4 to 5 Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 3: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 4: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: You gain 670 hit points Round 5: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow snake drops 8 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow snake takes 9 damage. You gain 66 Meat. Round 6: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 7 to 8 Preference sweat changed from 61 to 63 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow devil to shadow snake This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 87 to 90 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: shadow snake takes 248 damage. After Battle: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. After Battle: shadow snake drops 8 defense. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: You gain 95 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 216 to 217 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04591052097953114 to 0.04578754636976454 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow snake to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow bucket Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow stick Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow bucket to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow stick to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 11 Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/2: shadow bucket choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow bucket to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to dilophosaur [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow devil Encounter: shadow devil Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 5 to 6 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit You gain 47 Meat. Round 2: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 2: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow devil takes 1 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 3: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 3: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 672 hit points Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: shadow devil takes 9 damage. Round 5: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow devil takes 295 damage. Round 6: shadow devil drops 7 attack power. Round 6: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Nearly all credible zoologists agree that the shadow devil has a secret bone in its head, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: You gain 71 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 7 to 8 Preference sweat changed from 63 to 65 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow snake to shadow devil This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 90 to 93 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 217 to 218 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04578754636976454 to 0.045705928640050165 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow devil to shadow snake Encounter: shadow snake Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 6 to 7 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow snake drops 7 attack power. Round 2: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 3: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 673 hit points Round 4: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: shadow snake takes 11 damage. Round 5: shadow snake drops 7 attack power. Round 5: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow snake takes 292 damage. Round 6: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 6: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. After Battle: You gain 76 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 8 to 9 Preference sweat changed from 65 to 67 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 9 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow devil to shadow snake This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 93 to 96 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 218 to 219 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow snake to Hypnotic Master Encounter: Hypnotic Master Took choice 1475/1: mother's necklace choice.php?whichchoice=1475&option=1&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1468,1474,1470,1471,1472,1473 to 1474,1470,1471,1472,1473,1475 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 3 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 15 You acquire an item: mother's necklace Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Preference lastEncounter changed from Hypnotic Master to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow orb Encounter: shadow orb Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 77 Meat. Round 2: shadow orb drops 9 attack power. Round 2: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow orb takes 1 damage. Round 3: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 3: shadow orb drops 7 attack power. Round 3: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 673 hit points Round 4: shadow orb drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow orb drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: shadow orb takes 11 damage. Round 5: shadow orb drops 7 attack power. Round 5: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow orb takes 296 damage. Round 6: shadow orb drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow orb drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: mullet wig After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You acquire an item: shadow fluid After Battle: You gain 88 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 15 to 14 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 7 to 8 Preference sweat changed from 67 to 69 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 9 to 8 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow snake to shadow orb This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 96 to 99 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 219 to 220 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo familiar Pocket Professor (55 lbs) Maximizer: 302.5 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow orb to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow snake Encounter: shadow snake Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 8 to 9 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 2: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 2: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (11) Round 3: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow snake drops 10 defense. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 3 to 4 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 10 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points You gain 45 Meat. Round 4: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow snake drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 673 hit points Round 5: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: shadow snake takes 11 damage. Round 6: shadow snake drops 11 attack power. Round 6: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 7: shadow snake takes 292 damage. Round 7: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 7: shadow snake drops 7 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 15 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 62 Muscularity Points After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." After Battle: You gain 73 Strongness After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 14 to 13 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 7 to 8 Preference sweat changed from 69 to 71 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 8 to 7 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow orb to shadow snake This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 99 to 102 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 220 to 221 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow snake to shadow devil Encounter: shadow devil Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 9 to 10 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 2: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 2: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow devil takes 1 damage. Round 3: You gain 21 Muscularity Points You gain 54 Meat. Round 3: shadow devil drops 10 attack power. Round 3: shadow devil drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 673 hit points Round 4: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: shadow devil takes 9 damage. Round 5: shadow devil drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow devil takes 561 damage. Round 6: shadow devil drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow devil drops 8 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 16 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from bears, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: shadow flame After Battle: You gain 76 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 13 to 12 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 7 to 8 Preference sweat changed from 71 to 73 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 7 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow snake to shadow devil This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 102 to 105 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 221 to 222 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience [455] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow devil to shadow snake Encounter: shadow snake Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 10 to 11 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 2: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: shadow snake takes 1 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 673 hit points Round 4: shadow snake drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: shadow snake takes 17 damage. Round 5: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 5: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: shadow snake takes 278 damage. You gain 51 Meat. Round 6: shadow snake drops 8 attack power. Round 6: shadow snake drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: shadow sinew After Battle: You gain 81 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 28 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 12 to 11 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 8 to 9 Preference sweat changed from 73 to 75 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 6 to 5 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow devil to shadow snake This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 105 to 108 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 222 to 223 Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Sweaty Liver > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Sweat Out Some Booze You lose 1 Drunkenness Preference sweat changed from 75 to 50 Preference _sweatOutSomeBoozeUsed changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Sweat Out Some Booze You lose 1 Drunkenness Preference sweat changed from 50 to 25 Preference _sweatOutSomeBoozeUsed changed from 1 to 2 cast 1 Sweat Out Some Booze You lose 1 Drunkenness Preference sweat changed from 25 to 0 Preference _sweatOutSomeBoozeUsed changed from 2 to 3 mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" > ===== SWEATPANTS DIET ===== > Planning to fight 79 embezzlers and run 96 adventures > 1 (max 1) Ambitious Turkey(embezzler) value: 45500 (additional value: 12500) price: 9350 > 1 (max 1) twice-haunted screwdriver(embezzler) value: 70500 (additional value: 10000) price: 4565 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 13915, Total Value 116000, Net Value 102085 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item Ambitious Turkey. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Ambitious Turkey; max price 45500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45500 mallsearch "Ambitious Turkey" buy 1 Ambitious Turkey for 9350 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 223 to 224 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45500 to 30000 drink 1 Ambitious Turkey You gain 6 Adventures You gain 41 Fortitude You gain 22 Magicalness You gain 35 Chutzpah You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25) You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 224 to 225 > Considering item twice-haunted screwdriver. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. mallsearch "ghostly ectoplasm" buy 1 ghostly ectoplasm for 2200 each from shop #1444517 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 225 to 226 [455] Mix 1 ghostly ectoplasm + 1 bottle of vodka You acquire an item: haunted bottle of vodka Crafting used 1 each of bottle of vodka and ghostly ectoplasm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 226 to 227 buy 1 ghostly ectoplasm for 2200 each from shop #1444517 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 227 to 228 [455] Cook 1 ghostly ectoplasm + 1 orange You acquire an item: haunted orange Crafting used 1 each of orange and ghostly ectoplasm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 228 to 229 [455] Mix 1 haunted bottle of vodka + 1 haunted orange You acquire an item: twice-haunted screwdriver Crafting used 1 each of haunted orange and haunted bottle of vodka Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 229 to 230 drink 1 twice-haunted screwdriver You gain 14 Adventures You gain 127 Beefiness You acquire an effect: Haunted Liver (40) You gain 2 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 230 to 231 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Kramco equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 302.5 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow snake to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 231 to 232 > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.045705928640050165 to 0.04816723725811173 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to The Haunted Kitchen [455] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 0 to 1 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 0 to 359018 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 12 hit points Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 53 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 123 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 638 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 32 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 199 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 233 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 210 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 265 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 17 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 227 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 104 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 95 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow snake to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 108 to 111 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 232 to 233 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04816723725811173 to 0.04082710971965268 > > Executing Free Fight/An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Maximizer: 302.5 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon June cleaver equip off-hand yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 20 to 21 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04082710971965268 to 0.039471546161197565 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl [455] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to gator-human hybrid Encounter: gator-human hybrid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: gator-human hybrid drops 7 attack power. Round 1: gator-human hybrid drops 6 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 14 attack power. Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 14 defense. Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 6 attack power. Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 6 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: gator-human hybrid takes 22 damage. Round 3: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 3: gator-human hybrid drops 7 attack power. Round 3: gator-human hybrid drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 662 hit points Round 4: gator-human hybrid drops 6 attack power. Round 4: gator-human hybrid drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: gator-human hybrid takes 9 damage. Round 5: gator-human hybrid drops 6 attack power. Round 5: gator-human hybrid drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: gator-human hybrid takes 883 damage. Round 6: gator-human hybrid drops 5 attack power. Round 6: gator-human hybrid drops 7 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscularity Points You gain 709 Meat After Battle: These creatures always have a soda stashed somewhere nearby. You find one next to a brawler and chug it. After Battle: You gain 122 Muscularity Points After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: drink chit You acquire an item: swamp haunch You acquire an item: gator shades After Battle: You gain 67 Strongness After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 11 to 10 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 8 to 9 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to gator-human hybrid Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 0 to 1 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 111 to 114 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 233 to 234 > > Executing Free Fight/An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.039471546161197565 to 0.04643711313082066 [455] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference lastEncounter changed from gator-human hybrid to gangster's moll Encounter: gangster's moll Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit You gain 41 Meat. Round 1: gangster's moll drops 5 attack power. Round 1: gangster's moll drops 7 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: gangster's moll drops 20 attack power. Round 2: gangster's moll drops 15 defense. You acquire an item: old school beer pull tab Round 2: gangster's moll drops 7 attack power. Round 2: gangster's moll drops 5 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: gangster's moll takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: gangster's moll drops 7 attack power. Round 3: gangster's moll drops 6 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 662 hit points Round 4: gangster's moll drops 7 attack power. Round 4: gangster's moll drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: gangster's moll takes 10 damage. Round 5: gangster's moll drops 6 attack power. Round 5: gangster's moll drops 7 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: gangster's moll takes 1209 damage. Round 6: gangster's moll drops 5 attack power. Round 6: gangster's moll drops 6 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 18 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points After Battle: This type of person can weigh up to 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: drink chit You acquire an item: drink chit After Battle: You gain 73 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 10 to 9 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 8 to 9 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from gator-human hybrid to gangster's moll Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 1 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 114 to 117 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 234 to 235 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04643711313082066 to 0.03860916221790597 > > Executing Free Fight/An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 21 to 22 [455] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference lastEncounter changed from gangster's moll to goblin flapper Encounter: goblin flapper Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: goblin flapper drops 7 attack power. Round 1: goblin flapper drops 7 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: goblin flapper drops 13 attack power. Round 2: goblin flapper drops 15 defense. You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: goblin flapper drops 6 attack power. Round 2: goblin flapper drops 7 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: goblin flapper takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 3: goblin flapper drops 6 attack power. Round 3: goblin flapper drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: goblin flapper drops 6 attack power. Round 4: goblin flapper drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: goblin flapper takes 13 damage. Round 5: goblin flapper drops 4 attack power. Round 5: goblin flapper drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: goblin flapper takes 1301 damage. Round 6: goblin flapper drops 5 attack power. Round 6: goblin flapper drops 7 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 19 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 52 Muscularity Points After Battle: There's a compound in the blood of this particular creature that acts as a potent medicine. After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: drink chit You acquire an item: imported taffy After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 9 to 8 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 8 to 9 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from gangster's moll to goblin flapper Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 2 to 3 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 117 to 120 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 235 to 236 > > Executing Free Fight/combat lover's locket > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference nextAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to None Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03860916221790597 to 0.04542254378577173 inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=2104 Preference lastAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to None [455] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from goblin flapper to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from to 2104 Preference locketPhylum changed from dude to goblin Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 14 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 68 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 130 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 20 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 244 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 18 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 260 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 275 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 293 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 52 Muscularity Points You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 238 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 104 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 107 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 8 to 7 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 9 to 10 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 9 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from goblin flapper to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 120 to 123 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 236 to 237 > > Executing Free Fight/combat lover's locket > Maximize: 302.5 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=1974 Preference lastAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to None [455] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Eldritch Tentacle Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from 2104 to 1974,2104 Preference locketPhylum changed from goblin to horror Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 10 hit points You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 1: You lose 61 hit points Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 27 defense. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 2: You lose 45 hit points Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 22 damage. Round 3: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 3: You lose 41 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 4: You lose 40 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 8 damage. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 119 damage. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 6: You lose 31 hit points Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 121 damage. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle takes 119 damage. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points After Battle: It is possible to go into a trance after defeating an Eldritch Tentacle and do a little bit of automatic writing. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium After Battle: You gain 135 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 44 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 7 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 9 to 10 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Eldritch Tentacle This combat did not cost a turn Preference eldritchTentaclesFought changed from 0 to 1 Preference familiarSweat changed from 123 to 126 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 237 to 238 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Li'l Xenomorph (42 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin unequip hat equip hat beholed bedsheet Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand rake equip back Buddy Bjorn equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc2 lucky gold ring equip acc3 Belt of Loathing Unequip Pocket Professor equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat beholed bedsheet bjornify Warbear Drone (62 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 22 to 23 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04542254378577173 to 0.0396871722100296 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DllDDllDllDl to dllDDllDllDl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=0&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle to Foul-Mouth Robby Durden Encounter: Foul-Mouth Robby Durden Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: vandal kid drops 11 attack power. Round 1: vandal kid drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: vandal kid drops 35 attack power. Round 2: vandal kid drops 29 defense. You acquire an item: pat of butter Round 2: vandal kid drops 12 attack power. Round 2: vandal kid drops 12 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: vandal kid takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 3: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 3: vandal kid drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 659 hit points Round 4: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 4: vandal kid drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: vandal kid takes 9 damage. Round 5: vandal kid drops 10 attack power. Round 5: vandal kid drops 12 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: vandal kid takes 999 damage. Round 6: vandal kid drops 10 attack power. Round 6: vandal kid drops 10 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from frogs, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: spray paint You acquire an item: carton of rotten eggs After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 100 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (3) After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 9 to 10 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 11 to 12 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Eldritch Tentacle to vandal kid This combat did not cost a turn Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference familiarSweat changed from 126 to 129 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 238 to 239 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0396871722100296 to 0.03957906550606766 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dllDDllDllDl to dlldDllDllDl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=3&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Foul-Mouth Robby Durden to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 13 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 41 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 35 defense. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 14 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 13 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 14 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 11 damage. You gain 61 Meat. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 13 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 994 damage. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 13 attack power. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Melvin, the 10 lb. Li'l Xenomorph After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: Effermint™ tablets After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: peach lozenge After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 113 Strongness After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from vandal kid to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating This combat did not cost a turn Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference familiarSweat changed from 129 to 132 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 239 to 240 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dlldDllDllDl to dllddllDllDl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=4&pwd Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 14 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 38 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 35 defense. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 13 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 9 damage. You gain 69 Meat. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 957 damage. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 14 attack power. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: sturdy cane You acquire an item: Effermint™ tablets After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 102 Strongness After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 37 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 9 to 10 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 13 to 14 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference familiarSweat changed from 132 to 135 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 240 to 241 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Angry Jung Man (57 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Unequip Li'l Xenomorph equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dllddllDllDl to dllddlldllDl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=7&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to Gus Glark, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Gus Glark, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 72 Meat. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 15 defense. Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (13) Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 15 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 15 defense. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 4 to 5 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 12 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 52 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 35 defense. You acquire an item: dinner roll Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 2 to 3 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: suburban security civilian takes 22 damage. Round 4: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 660 hit points Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 16 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 11 damage. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: suburban security civilian takes 692 damage. Round 7: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 7: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 100 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 43 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 9 to 10 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to suburban security civilian This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference familiarSweat changed from 135 to 138 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 241 to 242 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dllddlldllDl to dllddlldlldl Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=10&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Gus Glark, Neighborhood Cop to Karf Barth, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Karf Barth, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 51 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 36 defense. You acquire an item: post-holiday sale coupon Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 3 to 4 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: suburban security civilian takes 22 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 15 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 16 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 16 damage. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 682 damage. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 16 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 10 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe. After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray You acquire an item: unused walkie-talkie After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: little red jam After Battle: You gain 92 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 15 to 16 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference familiarSweat changed from 138 to 141 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 242 to 243 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight unequip container Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 322.96 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip back Camp Scout backpack > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify none equip back Camp Scout backpack enthrone Warbear Drone (62 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference nextAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to None Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 0 to 1 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to None [455] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from Karf Barth, Neighborhood Cop to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 11 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 10 defense. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: flaming leaflet takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 30 Muscularity Points You gain 69 Meat. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: flaming leaflet takes 14 damage. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: flaming leaflet takes 1200 damage. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water" After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 16 to 17 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference familiarSweat changed from 141 to 144 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 243 to 244 > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 2 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to Noob Cave [455] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to Beware of Aligator Encounter: Beware of Aligator Took choice 1469/3: 1500 meat choice.php?whichchoice=1469&option=3&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1474,1470,1471,1472,1473,1475 to 1470,1471,1472,1473,1475,1469 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 4 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 20 You gain 1,500 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 244 to 245 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 242.22 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03957906550606766 to 0.04656360647772665 Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 1 to 2 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [455] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from Beware of Aligator to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point You gain 67 Meat. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 13 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 9 defense. You acquire an item: dinner roll Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 4 to 5 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: flaming leaflet takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: flaming leaflet takes 14 damage. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: flaming leaflet takes 1153 damage. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 11 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 72 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 28 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 20 to 19 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 17 to 18 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference familiarSweat changed from 144 to 147 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 245 to 246 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 2 to 3 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [455] Burning Leaves Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 12 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 9 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: flaming leaflet takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: flaming leaflet takes 15 damage. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: flaming leaflet takes 1153 damage. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 12 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 63 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (3) After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 19 to 18 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 18 to 19 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference familiarSweat changed from 147 to 150 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 246 to 247 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 3 to 4 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [455] Burning Leaves Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 10 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 9 defense. You acquire an item: dented spoon Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 6 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 5 to 6 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: flaming leaflet takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points You gain 69 Meat. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: flaming leaflet takes 14 damage. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: flaming leaflet takes 1152 damage. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: marzipan skull After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 18 to 17 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 11 to 12 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 19 to 20 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 150 to 153 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 247 to 248 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 4 to 5 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [455] Burning Leaves Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 6 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 8 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 11 defense. You acquire an item: dented spoon Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 5 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 6 to 7 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: flaming leaflet takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 660 hit points You gain 63 Meat. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: flaming leaflet takes 14 damage. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 5 attack power. Round 5: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: flaming leaflet takes 1151 damage. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 4 attack power. Round 6: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 13 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 17 to 16 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 20 to 21 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference familiarSweat changed from 153 to 156 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 248 to 249 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1474 changed from 4 to 2 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo You acquire an item: photocopied monster WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[4873] Preference photocopyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 249 to 250 > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Spooky Putty sheet" from clan stash. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location cast 1 Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day! You acquire an effect: Incredibly Well Lit (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 3 to 4 Preference _aug7Cast changed from false to true cast 1 Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day! You acquire an effect: Offhand Remarkable (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 4 to 5 Preference _aug13Cast changed from false to true Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None > Determined that papier-mâché toothpicks was the best potion to double main.php?eowkeeper=1 Took choice 1395/2: Tuesday - Extendicillin choice.php?whichchoice=1395&option=2&pwd Preference _freePillKeeperUsed changed from false to true mallsearch "Rad Lib" buy 4 Rad Lib for 5065 each from shop #1452368 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 250 to 251 equip pants designer sweatpants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 251 to 252 buy 4 soda water for 63 each from The General Store You spent 252 Meat You acquire soda water (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 252 to 253 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 253 to 254 [455] Cook 4 Rad Lib + 4 soda water You acquire papier-mâché glob (4) Crafting used 4 each of soda water and Rad Lib Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 254 to 255 Use 4 papier-mâché glob You acquire an item: papier-mâché toothpicks Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 255 to 256 use 1 papier-mâché toothpicks You acquire an effect: Eyes Wide Propped (80) > Trying to acquire 1 Flasksfull of Hollow; max price 48750. > Using 1 Flasksfull of Hollow use 1 Flaskfull of Hollow You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (150) > Trying to acquire 4 flapper flies; max price 20000. > Using 4 flapper flies use 4 flapper fly You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (80) > Trying to acquire 2 autumn dollars; max price 15000. > Trying to acquire 1 autumn dollars; max price 11250. > Using 3 autumn dollars use 3 autumn dollar You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (90) > Trying to acquire 4 resolutions: be wealthier; max price 6000. > Using 4 resolutions: be wealthier use 4 resolution: be wealthier You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (80) main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Sinuses+For+Miles&option=1 You acquire an effect: Sinuses For Miles (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (7) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 0 to 1 main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Sinuses+For+Miles&option=1 You acquire an effect: Sinuses For Miles (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (14) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 1 to 2 main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Braaaaaains&option=1 You acquire an effect: Braaaaaains (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (21) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 2 to 3 main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Braaaaaains&option=1 You acquire an effect: Braaaaaains (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (28) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 3 to 4 main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Frosty&option=1 You acquire an effect: Frosty (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (35) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 4 to 5 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand complicated device equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify Scary Death Orb (57 lbs) equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 256 to 257 equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks equip familiar Snow Suit use 4 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (80) cast 8 Blood Bond You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (80) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 2 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (20) Create 3 meat paste You acquire meat paste (3) You lose 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 257 to 258 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 9 to 309 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 258 to 259 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 309 to 339 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 339 to 228 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 259 to 260 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 1 to 2 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 228 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 260 to 261 eat 2 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 0 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 261 to 262 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04656360647772665 to 0.0147945731906378 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 23 to 24 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 24 to 25 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 25 to 26 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 26 to 27 > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Platinum Yendorian Express Card, Bag o' Tricks" from clan stash. Create 2 meat paste You acquire meat paste (2) You lose 20 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 262 to 263 mallsearch "nothing-in-the-box" buy 1 nothing-in-the-box for 4980 each from shop #22185 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 263 to 264 mallsearch "beer lens" buy 1 beer lens for 5500 each from shop #2983018 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 264 to 265 Combine 1 nothing-in-the-box + 1 beer lens You acquire an item: 4-d camera Crafting used 1 each of nothing-in-the-box and beer lens Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 265 to 266 museum.php?action=icehouse familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (55 lbs) Maximizer: 100 Monster Level, 100 Muscle, Familiar Weight, "equip spring shoes", -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip carnivorous potted plant", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones equip hat Great Wolf's headband equip weapon Meat Tenderizer is Murder equip off-hand Meat Tenderizer is Murder equip back sea mantle equip shirt Chester's muscle shirt equip pants sugar shorts equip acc1 spring shoes equip acc2 Mr. Accessaturday equip acc3 Hodgman's bow tie Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0147945731906378 to 0.016628844408958232 Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [455] The Dire Warren Preference sugarCounter4182 changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to fluffy bunny Encounter: fluffy bunny Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SPRING KICK! Round 2: Brave Sir Robin gives it the boot for 24 damage. Round 2: fluffy bunny takes 24 damage. Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:454 Round 2: bsander casts RETURN! Round 3: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 3: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Round 3: You gain 397 Muscularity Points Preference _banderRunaways changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from suburban security civilian to fluffy bunny This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 266 to 267 familiar Pocket Professor (66 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip back Buddy Bjorn equip familiar Pocket Professor memory chip Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon sea-worn candlestick equip off-hand Half a Purse Preference lastEncounter changed from fluffy bunny to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 mafia thumb ring equip acc3 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 267 to 268 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie bjornify Hobo Monkey (53 lbs) > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Combat Lover's Locket. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.016628844408958232 to 0.024136070954604565 inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=530 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None [455] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from 1974,2104 to 530,1974,2104 Preference locketPhylum changed from horror to goblin Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 78 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points You gain 28381 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 59 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 21 to 22 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from fluffy bunny to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiii?????????????? to iiiii??????????????? Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 268 to 269 [456] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 18: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 68 Muscularity Points You gain 27903 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: bowl of Jeal-O After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 22 to 23 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiii??????????????? to iiii???????????????? Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 269 to 270 [457] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 17 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 52 Meat. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1354 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscularity Points You gain 32877 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 23 to 24 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiii???????????????? to iii????????????????? Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 270 to 271 [458] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 3 to 4 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 21: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 21: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 21: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1315 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 71 Muscularity Points You gain 27931 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah After Battle: You spot an opponent hiding somewhere and prepare yourself to get the jump. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (5) After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 24 to 25 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iii????????????????? to ii?????????????????? Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 271 to 272 [459] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 4 to 5 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points You gain 70 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1307 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 46 Muscularity Points You gain 28493 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: the kindest cold cut After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 25 to 26 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ii?????????????????? to i??????????????????? Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 272 to 273 [460] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 5 to 6 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 defense. You acquire an item: nail file Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 7 to 8 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 41 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 64 Muscularity Points You gain 26124 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 26 to 27 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from i??????????????????? to ???????????????????? Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 273 to 274 [461] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! You gain 69 Meat. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 6 to 7 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 17 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 20: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 69 Muscularity Points You gain 31137 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 27 to 28 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 274 to 275 [462] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 7 to 8 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 defense. You acquire an item: whole turkey leg Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 8 to 9 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 74 Meat. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 18: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 66 Muscularity Points You gain 24227 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave somewhere nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 28 to 29 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 275 to 276 [463] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 8 to 9 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 18 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. You acquire an item: deviled egg Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 9 to 10 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 27 Muscularity Points You gain 65 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1214 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 59 Muscularity Points You gain 25907 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: tomato juice of powerful power After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 29 to 30 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 276 to 277 [464] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 9 to 10 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 17 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points You gain 78 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1229 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 59 Muscularity Points You gain 26639 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 30 to 31 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 277 to 278 [465] Combat Lover's Locket Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh black box! You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Preference _raindohCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference rainDohMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 3: bsander uses the 4-d camera! You acquire an item: shaking 4-d camera Preference cameraMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference camerasUsed changed from 35 to 36 Round 4: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 18 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 6: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 57 Muscularity Points You gain 27343 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 31 to 32 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 278 to 279 Preference _garbo_meatChain changed from to true Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 27 to 28 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 28 to 29 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.024136070954604565 to 0.028502448219713934 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar equip hat crumpled felt fedora equip weapon party whip equip off-hand Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 279 to 280 Took choice 1449/3: Toggle to Maximum Framerate choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=3 Preference backupCameraMode changed from meat to init unequip acc1 equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 Belt of Loathing equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon > Maximize: Familiar Weight Took choice 1449/2: Toggle to Infrared Spectrum choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=2 Preference backupCameraMode changed from init to meat unequip acc1 equip acc1 backup camera > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.028502448219713934 to 0.039639051964852234 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [466] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 2: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 10 to 11 Round 3: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (15) Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 5 to 6 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 14 Round 4: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 5: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 71 Muscularity Points You gain 23053 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 36 Roguishness You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: AutumnFest ale You acquire an item: Vegetable of Jarlsberg After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???????????????????? to ???????????????????i Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference relayCounters changed from 455:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:459:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:463:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to [467] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 11 to 12 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 23 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 49 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1039 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 98 Muscularity Points You gain 22439 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: cartoon harpoon After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???????????????????i to ??????????????????ii [468] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 12 to 13 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 23 damage. Round 3: You gain 30 Muscularity Points You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 999 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 95 Muscularity Points You gain 25745 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm After Battle: "Aroma of Juniper," was the label in this region. You look at the bottom of a box of really old cereal and find the source. You acquire an item: bottle of gin After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ??????????????????ii to ?????????????????iii [469] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 23 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 999 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 116 Muscularity Points You gain 23690 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ?????????????????iii to ????????????????iiii Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 280 to 281 Preference _garbo_weightChain changed from to true Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 1 to 2 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359029 to 359044 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 281 to 282 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 29 to 30 familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (120 lbs) > Running fight Backup cast 1 Musk of the Moose You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10) use 1 fishy pipe You acquire an effect: Fishy (10) Preference _fishyPipeUsed changed from false to true Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to The Briny Deeps equip hat aerated diving helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 282 to 283 equip back Buddy Bjorn equip familiar das boot Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -hat, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" unequip offhand Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 283 to 284 equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Half a Purse equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc3 mafia thumb ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 284 to 285 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.039639051964852234 to 0.029085683370117334 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Briny Deeps [470] The Briny Deeps Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to pumped-up bass Encounter: pumped-up bass Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Preference _backUpUses changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander uses the pulled green taffy! Round 2: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference envyfishMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! You acquire an item: envyfish egg Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 0 to 1 Round 3: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: %PHYLUM CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS! Preference _circadianRhythmsPhylum changed from to goblin Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 0 to 1 Preference _circadianRhythmsRecalled changed from false to true Round 4: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! You acquire an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (50) Round 5: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 32 to 33 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ????????????????iiii to ???????????????iiiix Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 1 to 2 Preference familiarSweat changed from 156 to 157 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 351 Meat. After Battle: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 33205 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 285 to 286 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup familiar Angry Jung Man (93 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 242.22 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 286 to 287 equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 287 to 288 equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 lucky gold ring Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference nextAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029085683370117334 to 0.04503072742150397 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Haunted Kitchen [471] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from pumped-up bass to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 1 to 2 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359018 to 359034 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 22 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 47 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 106 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 25 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 3: You lose 7 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 580 hit points You gain 66 Meat. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 26 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 130 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 148 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 190 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 168 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 185 damage. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things." You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Your lucky gold ring gets warmer for a moment. You look down and find a Freddy Kruegerand! You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 200 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 85 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 88 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: After the battle, you settle down on a spot inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer and let the leylines restore you. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 16 to 15 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 11 to 12 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 33 to 34 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 7 to 8 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 2 to 3 Preference familiarSweat changed from 157 to 160 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 288 to 289 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04503072742150397 to 0.044891600560263485 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave familiar Chest Mimic (75 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin unequip hat equip back Buddy Bjorn Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Half a Purse equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 backup camera equip acc3 mafia thumb ring > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.044891600560263485 to 0.027900412296148393 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Dire Warren [471] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 1: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 2: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 3: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 2 to 3 Round 3: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 4: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 3 to 4 Round 4: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 5: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 4 to 5 Round 5: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 6: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 5 to 6 Round 6: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 7: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 6 to 7 Round 7: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 8: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg You gain 60 Meat. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 7 to 8 Round 8: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 9: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 8 to 9 Round 9: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 10: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 9 to 10 Round 10: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 11: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 10 to 11 Round 11: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 13: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 14: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 5 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You gain 28144 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 34 to 35 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???????????????iiiix to ??????????????iiiixu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 3 to 4 Preference familiarSweat changed from 160 to 161 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 289 to 290 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave familiar Obtuse Angel (69 lbs) Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Hodgman's porkpie hat equip weapon sea-worn candlestick Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 290 to 291 equip off-hand Hodgman's garbage sticker equip pants Hodgman's lobsterskin pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 291 to 292 equip acc2 Hodgman's lucky sock equip acc3 Hodgman's bow tie > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.027900412296148393 to 0.027420681994558087 [472] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts FIRE A BADLY ROMANTIC ARROW! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Blink fires a badly romantic arrow at your opponent. He roars an angry "RAAAH! RAAAH!" but it quickly turns into an "OOO LA LA!" He gazes at you, too stunned by your beauty to attack this round. Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Preference romanticTarget changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| Preference _badlyRomanticArrows changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 2: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 71 Meat. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1131 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Blink, the 10 lb. Obtuse Angel After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 25099 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Blink dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ??????????????iiiixu to ?????????????iiiixuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 4 to 5 Preference familiarSweat changed from 161 to 162 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 292 to 293 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (50 lbs) equip familiar LED candle Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie Took choice 1509/2: Turn on the Ultraviolet Light choice.php?whichchoice=1509&option=2 Preference ledCandleMode changed from disco to ultraviolet > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.027420681994558087 to 0.025777495058554607 [473] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 307 Meat. Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 11: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: Bamberly bites your opponent for 38. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 30291 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ?????????????iiiixuu to ????????????iiiixuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 162 to 163 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 293 to 294 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [474] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly bites your opponent for 43. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 28986 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom You acquire an item: Azurite Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ????????????iiiixuuu to ???????????iiiixuuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 6 to 7 Preference familiarSweat changed from 163 to 164 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 294 to 295 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Jeeves, Internetst choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 1 to 2 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 359038 to 359058 You acquire an item: Extrovermectin™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 295 to 296 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [475] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Round 1: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 329 Meat. Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 58 Meat. Round 4: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: Bamberly bites your opponent for 33. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 9: You gain 83 hit points Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 32402 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???????????iiiixuuuu to ??????????iiiixuuuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 7 to 8 Preference familiarSweat changed from 164 to 165 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 296 to 297 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [476] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 38. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 36. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 29910 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map balanced on a bunny's head, but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ??????????iiiixuuuuu to ?????????iiiixuuuuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 8 to 9 Preference familiarSweat changed from 165 to 166 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 297 to 298 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [477] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 1: You gain 57 hit points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 241 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 5: You gain 50 hit points Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: Bamberly bites your opponent for 46. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 27120 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 50 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ?????????iiiixuuuuuu to ????????iiiixuuuuuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 9 to 10 Preference familiarSweat changed from 166 to 167 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 298 to 299 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [478] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 76 Meat. Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 366 Meat. Round 7: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 30. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 27. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 14: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 31423 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ????????iiiixuuuuuuu to ???????iiiixuuuuuuuu Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 10 to 11 Preference familiarSweat changed from 167 to 168 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 299 to 300 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 30 to 31 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [479] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 259 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 46. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 66 Meat. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 28456 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???????iiiixuuuuuuuu to ??????iiiixuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 168 to 169 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 300 to 301 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [480] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 defense. You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 1: You gain 65 hit points Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 2 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 2: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (10 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 2: You gain 61 hit points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly brightens up the room... and your heart. After Battle: You gain 45 hit points After Battle: You gain 71 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 27773 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ??????iiiixuuuuuuuuu to ?????iiiixuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 169 to 170 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 301 to 302 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster familiar Angry Jung Man (67 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ custom outfit Script Outfit 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 302 to 303 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025777495058554607 to 0.05281364771795704 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [481] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference relayCounters changed from to 495:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 495:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 495:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:505:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| to Preference _sausageFights changed from 2 to 3 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359034 to 359044 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 22 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (17) Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 2: You lose 17 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 6 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 16 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 38 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 104 defense. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 25 damage. Round 4: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 4: You lose 6 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 582 hit points You gain 67 Meat. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 26 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 180 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 159 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 168 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 179 damage. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: sausage goblin takes 195 damage. Round 11: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 11: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: magical sausage casing You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 204 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 83 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 88 Sarcasm After Battle: A mental X marks the spot inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 80 Strongness After Battle: You gain 74 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 74 Cheek You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: autumn leaf You acquire an item: St. Sneaky Pete's Whey After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 15 to 14 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 11 to 12 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 35 to 36 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 8 to 9 Preference familiarSweat changed from 170 to 173 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 303 to 304 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05281364771795704 to 0.044799325944517826 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 2 to 3 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359044 to 359066 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 304 to 305 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Noob Cave familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (79 lbs) unequip hat equip back Buddy Bjorn custom outfit Script Outfit 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 305 to 306 Took choice 1509/1: Turn on the Disco Ball Light choice.php?whichchoice=1509&option=1 Preference ledCandleMode changed from ultraviolet to disco > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie Took choice 1509/2: Turn on the Ultraviolet Light choice.php?whichchoice=1509&option=2 Preference ledCandleMode changed from disco to ultraviolet > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.044799325944517826 to 0.025696449682068682 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Dire Warren [481] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 16 to 15 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 76 Meat. Round 2: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 4: You gain 93 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly bites your opponent for 48. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 65 hit points After Battle: You gain 57 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 31215 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ?????iiiixuuuuuuuuuu to ????iiiixuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 173 to 174 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 306 to 307 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [482] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 15 to 14 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 273 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 6: You gain 65 hit points You gain 58 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 11: You gain 65 hit points Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 20: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 20: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 28. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 20: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 28011 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ????iiiixuuuuuuuuuuu to ???iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 174 to 175 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 307 to 308 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [483] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 241 Meat. Round 8: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 31. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 13: You gain 65 hit points Round 13: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 29821 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ???iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuu to ??iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 175 to 176 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 308 to 309 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [484] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 37 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 3: You gain 51 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Bamberly bites your opponent for 42. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 289 Meat. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 28218 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: filled mosquito Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ??iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuu to ?iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 176 to 177 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:demonic icebox:snokebomb:454:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:454 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 309 to 310 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [485] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 1: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 1: You gain 58 hit points You gain 75 Meat. Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 6 to 5 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 283 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 5: You gain 92 hit points Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 25884 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ?iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 177 to 178 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 310 to 311 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [486] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points You gain 57 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 6: You gain 83 hit points Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 27088 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: A mental X marks the spot next to a bunny where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 178 to 179 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 311 to 312 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [487] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 34 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 34 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 63 Meat. Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 45. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 29369 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 179 to 180 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 312 to 313 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [488] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 5 to 4 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 64 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 5: You gain 70 hit points Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly's candle glows brightly, casting fun spooky shadows everywhere. After Battle: You gain 60 hit points After Battle: You gain 47 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 25192 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to ixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 180 to 181 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 313 to 314 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 31 to 32 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [489] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 46. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. You gain 63 Meat. Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 25551 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ixuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 181 to 182 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 314 to 315 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [490] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 4: You gain 99 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 24987 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 182 to 183 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 315 to 316 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [491] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 4 to 3 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 24731 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm After Battle: A mental X marks the spot between two bunnies where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 183 to 184 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 316 to 317 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [492] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 214 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 3: You gain 54 hit points Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly's candle glows brightly, casting fun spooky shadows everywhere. After Battle: You gain 50 hit points After Battle: You gain 66 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 25499 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference familiarSweat changed from 184 to 185 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 317 to 318 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [493] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 47. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 42 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 28652 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference familiarSweat changed from 185 to 186 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 318 to 319 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious familiar Angry Jung Man (61 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 242.22 "bonus June cleaver", 340.43 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 546.27 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 319 to 320 equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 320 to 321 equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 321 to 322 equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc2 lucky gold ring equip acc3 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 322 to 323 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025696449682068682 to 0.05279552361098451 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [494] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 3 to 4 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359044 to 359057 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 15 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 52 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 156 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 582 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 28 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 176 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 178 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 215 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 218 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 14 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 188 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 84 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 92 Cheek After Battle: A mental X marks the spot inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 14 to 13 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 36 to 37 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 9 to 10 Preference familiarSweat changed from 186 to 189 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 323 to 324 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05279552361098451 to 0.04487619506933683 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (73 lbs) unequip hat equip back Buddy Bjorn custom outfit Script Outfit 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 324 to 325 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04487619506933683 to 0.025696449682068682 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Dire Warren [494] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 34 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 34 defense. Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 3 to 2 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 228 Meat. You gain 44 Meat. Round 5: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly brightens up the room... and your heart. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 71 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 26730 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference familiarSweat changed from 189 to 190 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 325 to 326 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025696449682068682 to 0.025641025967068142 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Jeeves, Internetst choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 2 to 3 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 359058 to 359078 You acquire an item: Breathitin™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 326 to 327 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [495] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: Bamberly bites your opponent for 26. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. You gain 57 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 33. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22063 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference familiarSweat changed from 190 to 191 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 327 to 328 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [496] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 282 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 4: You gain 106 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 25223 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave balanced on a bunny's head nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference familiarSweat changed from 191 to 192 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 328 to 329 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [497] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! You gain 43 Meat. Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 2 to 1 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (19) Round 2: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 47. Round 2: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 7 to 8 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 18 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 4: You gain 93 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 24421 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 192 to 193 Preference relayCounters changed from 495:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:505:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 505:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 329 to 330 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [498] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 18 to 17 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 48. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 25323 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot in a bunny nest. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 193 to 194 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 330 to 331 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025641025967068142 to 0.024410907678186957 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [499] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 17 to 16 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 34. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. You gain 75 Meat. Round 1: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 4: You gain 86 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 24747 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 194 to 195 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 331 to 332 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [500] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 16 to 15 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 1: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 1: You gain 91 hit points Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 0 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 3: You gain 88 hit points Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22942 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference familiarSweat changed from 195 to 196 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 332 to 333 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 32 to 33 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [501] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 15 to 14 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 50. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 7: You gain 70 hit points Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 24247 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness After Battle: A mental X marks the spot in a pile of bunnies where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 196 to 197 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 333 to 334 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [502] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 1: You gain 67 hit points You gain 56 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 6: You gain 85 hit points Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 24648 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference familiarSweat changed from 197 to 198 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 334 to 335 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [503] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 66 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 275 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 9: You gain 81 hit points Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 28. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 26377 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave between two bunnies nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 119 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 110 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 110 Sarcasm You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: autumn years wisdom You acquire an item: Yeast of Boris After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference familiarSweat changed from 198 to 199 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 335 to 336 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.024410907678186957 to 0.025641025967068142 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 3 to 4 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359066 to 359100 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 336 to 337 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Backup cast 1 Musk of the Moose You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10) > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to The Haunted Kitchen Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.48 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [504] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference relayCounters changed from 505:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 518:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 518:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 518:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:528:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 65 Meat. Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly bites your opponent for 29. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 7: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 29. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 27345 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui Preference familiarSweat changed from 199 to 200 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:454:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:454 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:454 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 337 to 338 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [505] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 2 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21930 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness After Battle: Your inner knowledge of the area around you has put you in touch with the very strength of the ground. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: filled mosquito You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuii Preference familiarSweat changed from 200 to 201 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 338 to 339 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025641025967068142 to 0.024410907678186957 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [506] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to demonic icebox Encounter: demonic icebox Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 25247 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 201 to 202 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 339 to 340 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [507] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from demonic icebox to possessed silverware drawer Encounter: possessed silverware drawer Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 4 to 5 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 2: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 2: You gain 110 hit points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 24354 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 202 to 203 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 340 to 341 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [508] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed silverware drawer to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: paper towelgeist drops 30 attack power. Round 1: paper towelgeist drops 30 defense. Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 5 to 6 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 26411 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 203 to 204 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 341 to 342 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [509] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to demonic icebox Encounter: demonic icebox Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 6 to 7 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (25 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 25 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 24131 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You notice a piece of paper stuck to Bamberly and grab it. You acquire an item: map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 204 to 205 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 342 to 343 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [510] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from demonic icebox to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22252 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 205 to 206 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 343 to 344 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [511] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: zombie chef drops 30 attack power. Round 1: zombie chef drops 30 defense. Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 8 to 9 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 28416 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map inside a carton of haunted eggs, but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 206 to 207 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 344 to 345 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [512] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 9 to 10 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 24724 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 207 to 208 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 345 to 346 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. [513] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 10 to 11 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly brightens up the room... and your heart. After Battle: You gain 49 hit points After Battle: You gain 47 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 23884 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 208 to 209 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 346 to 347 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.024410907678186957 to 0.02435634800373394 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Backup familiar Angry Jung Man (55 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ custom outfit Script Outfit 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 347 to 348 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02435634800373394 to 0.04924652874596954 [514] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 4 to 5 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359057 to 359077 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 14 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 41 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 105 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 3: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 4 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 624 hit points You gain 65 Meat. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 28 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 133 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 167 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 157 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 165 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 171 damage. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 191 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 94 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 83 Cheek After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map inside a tub of "I'm Pretty Sure That Isn't Butter", but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 13 to 12 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 11 to 12 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 37 to 38 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 10 to 11 Preference familiarSweat changed from 209 to 212 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 348 to 349 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (66 lbs) unequip hat equip back Buddy Bjorn custom outfit Script Outfit 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 349 to 350 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04924652874596954 to 0.02435634800373394 use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [514] Spooky Putty Monster Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 1: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 43. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. You gain 76 Meat. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 1 to 2 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 25367 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii? Preference familiarSweat changed from 212 to 213 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 350 to 351 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Jeeves, Internetst choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 3 to 4 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 359078 to 359098 You acquire an item: Fleshazole™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 351 to 352 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [515] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 2 to 3 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 252 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 42. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. You gain 70 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 6: You gain 50 hit points Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 20088 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You notice a piece of paper stuck to Bamberly and grab it. You acquire an item: map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm You acquire an item: filled mosquito Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii? to uuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii?? Preference familiarSweat changed from 213 to 214 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 352 to 353 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02435634800373394 to 0.025580835765267512 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [516] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 3 to 4 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (21) Round 2: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 2: You gain 50 hit points You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 8 to 9 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 20 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 11: You gain 88 hit points Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 19772 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii?? to uuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii??? Preference familiarSweat changed from 214 to 215 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 353 to 354 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [517] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 20 to 19 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 4 to 5 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 230 Meat. You gain 67 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 29. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 11: You gain 91 hit points Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 20316 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii??? to uuuuuuiiiiiiiiii???? Preference familiarSweat changed from 215 to 216 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 354 to 355 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [518] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 19 to 18 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 295 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 36. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 17520 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuiiiiiiiiii???? to uuuuuiiiiiiiiii????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 216 to 217 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 355 to 356 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 33 to 34 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster Preference rainDohMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [519] Rain-Doh box full of monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 18 to 17 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly bites your opponent for 36. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 36. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 17259 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave somewhere nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuiiiiiiiiii????? to uuuuiiiiiiiiii?????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 217 to 218 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 356 to 357 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight 4-d Camera Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: 4-d Camera. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 shaking 4-d camera Preference cameraMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference _cameraUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [520] shaking 4-D camera Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 17 to 16 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 306 Meat. You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 16: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 18600 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuiiiiiiiiii?????? to uuuiiiiiiiiii??????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 218 to 219 Preference relayCounters changed from 518:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:528:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 528:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 357 to 358 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished 4-d Camera > Running fight Green Taffy Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Green Taffy. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 envyfish egg Preference envyfishMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference _envyfishEggUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [521] envyfish egg Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 16 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 358 to 359 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 2: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 52 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 205 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 7: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 7: You gain 50 hit points Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 39. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 20779 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuiiiiiiiiii??????? to uuiiiiiiiiii???????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 219 to 220 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 359 to 360 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Green Taffy > Running fight Fax Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Fax. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 photocopied monster Preference photocopyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference _photocopyUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [522] photocopied monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 15 to 14 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 4: You gain 79 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19732 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuiiiiiiiiii???????? to uiiiiiiiiii????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 220 to 221 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 360 to 361 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Fax > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [523] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 219 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 8: You gain 86 hit points Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points After Battle: You gain 44 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 21539 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah After Battle: Your inner knowledge of the area around you has put you in touch with the very strength of the ground. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (10) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uiiiiiiiiii????????? to iiiiiiiiii?????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 221 to 222 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 361 to 362 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025580835765267512 to 0.02435634800373394 > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [524] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 249 Meat. Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 76 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 7: You gain 66 hit points Round 7: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 21510 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiiiiii?????????? to iiiiiiiii??????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 222 to 223 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 362 to 363 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [525] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 51 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 197 Meat. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 16: You gain 95 hit points Round 16: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19199 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah After Battle: The map in your mind is extra present and you are feeling very keenly aware of your surroundings. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiiiii??????????? to iiiiiiii???????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 223 to 224 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 363 to 364 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [526] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 43 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 17870 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiiii???????????? to iiiiiii????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 224 to 225 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 364 to 365 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [527] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 191 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 58 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 26. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 16: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 16588 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiii????????????? to iiiiii?????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 225 to 226 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 365 to 366 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [528] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 8: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 295 Meat. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 20474 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiii?????????????? to iiiii??????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 226 to 227 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 366 to 367 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [529] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 209 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 15: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 16: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 16: You gain 81 hit points Round 16: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 16552 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiii??????????????? to iiii???????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 227 to 228 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 367 to 368 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [530] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 4: You gain 72 hit points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19772 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiii???????????????? to iii????????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 228 to 229 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 368 to 369 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02435634800373394 to 0.024297516245270816 > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [531] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 30 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 26. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 204 Meat. You gain 42 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 17648 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iii????????????????? to ii?????????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 229 to 230 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 369 to 370 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [532] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 216 Meat. You gain 59 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 20916 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm After Battle: The map in your mind is extra present and you are feeling very keenly aware of your surroundings. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (10) After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ii?????????????????? to i??????????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 230 to 231 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 370 to 371 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [533] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 3: You gain 62 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 48 Meat. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 19137 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from i??????????????????? to ???????????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 231 to 232 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 371 to 372 Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Swap Workshed > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 model train set You acquire an item: cold medicine cabinet Preference _workshedItemUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 372 to 373 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.024297516245270816 to 0.025520927484786793 > Finished Mimic Eggs send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 85 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 85 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 3 pocket wish worth 134325 total > 2 box of Familiar Jacks worth 61092 total > 2 Breathitin™ worth 57463 total > -5 Extrovermectin™ worth -141750 total > -1 borrowed time worth -29700 total > -3 autumn dollar worth -24570 total > This run of garbo, across 79 turns you generated 2,204,937 meat, with 1,716,948 raw meat and 487,989 from items > So far today, across 79 turns you generated 2,204,937 meat, with 1,716,948 raw meat and 487,989 from items Visiting Mr. Store Visiting the Boxing Daycare [534] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 389 pieces of gym equipment You gain 22 Fortitude You gain 28 Enchantedness You gain 13 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [537] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 391 pieces of gym equipment You gain 32 Strengthliness You gain 26 Magicalness You gain 15 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [540] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 391 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Muscleboundness You gain 20 Mysteriousness You gain 22 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [543] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 392 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Muscleboundness You gain 23 Enchantedness You gain 24 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [546] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 395 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Strongness You gain 23 Mysteriousness You gain 34 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [549] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 395 pieces of gym equipment You gain 37 Muscleboundness You gain 18 Magicalness You gain 14 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [552] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 395 pieces of gym equipment You gain 41 Strengthliness You gain 28 Enchantedness You gain 20 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [555] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 397 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Beefiness You gain 16 Wizardliness You gain 13 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [558] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 397 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Strongness You gain 20 Wizardliness You gain 13 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [561] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 398 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Strengthliness You gain 25 Enchantedness You gain 29 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [564] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 401 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Fortitude You gain 24 Enchantedness You gain 27 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [567] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 401 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Beefiness You gain 18 Wizardliness You gain 12 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [570] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 402 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Fortitude You gain 27 Wizardliness You gain 25 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [573] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 402 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Strengthliness You gain 24 Magicalness You gain 10 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [576] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 403 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Beefiness You gain 14 Wizardliness You gain 17 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [579] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 406 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Muscleboundness You gain 15 Mysteriousness You gain 28 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [582] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 406 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Beefiness You gain 16 Wizardliness You gain 20 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [585] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 408 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Strengthliness You gain 28 Mysteriousness You gain 10 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [588] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 407 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Fortitude You gain 27 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 20 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [591] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 409 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Muscleboundness You gain 20 Wizardliness You gain 16 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [594] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 410 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 17 Mysteriousness You gain 15 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [597] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 412 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strongness You gain 24 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [600] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 412 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain 11 Magicalness You gain 12 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [603] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 413 pieces of gym equipment You gain 23 Strongness You gain 23 Magicalness You gain 20 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [606] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 413 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Fortitude You gain 13 Wizardliness You gain 11 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [609] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 414 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Strengthliness You gain 21 Mysteriousness You gain 10 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [612] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 416 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Strengthliness You gain 10 Magicalness You gain 23 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [615] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 416 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Strongness You gain 15 Enchantedness You gain 13 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [618] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 418 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain 26 Enchantedness You gain 16 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [621] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 418 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 25 Enchantedness You gain 26 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [624] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 420 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Beefiness You gain 13 Enchantedness You gain 28 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [627] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 422 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Beefiness You gain 29 Mysteriousness You gain 22 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [630] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 423 pieces of gym equipment You gain 14 Beefiness You gain 15 Mysteriousness You gain 15 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [633] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 423 pieces of gym equipment You gain 21 Beefiness You gain 10 Mysteriousness You gain 30 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [636] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 424 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Fortitude You gain 20 Mysteriousness You gain 21 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [639] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 426 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [642] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 425 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Enchantedness You gain 14 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [645] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 427 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Beefiness You gain 28 Wizardliness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [648] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 428 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Fortitude You gain 11 Enchantedness You gain 24 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [651] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 430 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Strengthliness You gain 25 Mysteriousness You gain 24 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [654] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 430 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Strengthliness You gain 30 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 18 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [657] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 432 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Fortitude You gain 26 Magicalness You gain 24 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [660] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 431 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Strongness You gain 18 Enchantedness You gain 22 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [663] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 434 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Muscleboundness You gain 19 Magicalness You gain 28 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [666] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 434 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Fortitude You gain 10 Magicalness You gain 22 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [669] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 436 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 14 Magicalness You gain 10 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [672] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 437 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Muscleboundness You gain 28 Enchantedness You gain 23 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [675] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 437 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Strongness You gain 22 Wizardliness You gain 21 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [678] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 437 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Muscleboundness You gain 22 Wizardliness You gain 23 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [681] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 438 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Muscleboundness You gain 20 Mysteriousness You gain 30 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [684] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 440 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Beefiness You gain 28 Wizardliness You gain 10 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [687] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 441 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Strongness You gain 16 Mysteriousness You gain 10 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [690] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 441 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Fortitude You gain 24 Wizardliness You gain 28 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [693] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 442 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Muscleboundness You gain 13 Wizardliness You gain 30 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [696] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 445 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Beefiness You gain 20 Magicalness You gain 25 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [699] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 445 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Beefiness You gain 22 Wizardliness You gain 18 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [702] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 447 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Beefiness You gain 22 Enchantedness You gain 27 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [705] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 447 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Strongness You gain 26 Wizardliness You gain 13 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [708] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 448 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Fortitude You gain 27 Mysteriousness You gain 24 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [711] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 450 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Strongness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 27 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [714] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 449 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Fortitude You gain 30 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 30 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [717] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 451 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Beefiness You gain 22 Mysteriousness You gain 24 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [720] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 453 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Strongness You gain 11 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [723] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 453 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Strengthliness You gain 12 Magicalness You gain 19 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [726] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 455 pieces of gym equipment You gain 23 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 19 Mysteriousness You gain 20 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [729] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 456 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Fortitude You gain 21 Enchantedness You gain 19 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [732] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 456 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Fortitude You gain 30 Wizardliness You gain 25 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [735] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 456 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Muscleboundness You gain 24 Magicalness You gain 15 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [738] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 458 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Strongness You gain 20 Magicalness You gain 21 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [741] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 458 pieces of gym equipment You gain 22 Muscleboundness You gain 11 Mysteriousness You gain 29 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [744] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 460 pieces of gym equipment You gain 22 Beefiness You gain 16 Enchantedness You gain 19 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [747] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 460 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Beefiness You gain 23 Magicalness You gain 20 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [750] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 462 pieces of gym equipment You gain 32 Fortitude You gain 28 Enchantedness You gain 20 Smarm You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [753] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 462 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Strongness You gain 21 Wizardliness You gain 23 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [756] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 464 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Strongness You gain 25 Mysteriousness You gain 16 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [759] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 464 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strongness You gain 23 Enchantedness You gain 16 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [762] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 467 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Muscleboundness You gain 14 Magicalness You gain 25 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [765] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 468 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Strengthliness You gain 17 Enchantedness You gain 14 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [768] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 469 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Muscleboundness You gain 17 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [771] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 468 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 12 Magicalness You gain 11 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [774] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 471 pieces of gym equipment You gain 14 Muscleboundness You gain 18 Wizardliness You gain 20 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [777] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 471 pieces of gym equipment You gain 13 Strengthliness You gain 28 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 28 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [780] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 471 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Muscleboundness You gain 14 Wizardliness You gain 11 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [783] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 474 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Strongness You gain 30 Magicalness You gain 11 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [786] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 474 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Fortitude You gain 15 Magicalness You gain 12 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [789] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 476 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Beefiness You gain 22 Wizardliness You gain 19 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [792] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 477 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Strongness You gain 20 Magicalness You gain 17 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [795] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 476 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Strengthliness You gain 14 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [798] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Recruit toddlers You have recruited 73,868 toddlers You lose 100 Meat [798] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Recruit toddlers You have recruited 63,203 toddlers You lose 1,000 Meat [798] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Spar You gain 171 Fortitude You gain 80 Enchantedness You gain 108 Cheek You gain 11 PvP Fights ascend.php?alttext=communityservice You acquire an item: Thwaitgold termite statuette familiar Cookbookbat (22 lbs) unequip hat unequip container unequip shirt unequip weapon unequip offhand Took choice 1476/1: Drink the Distillate (1 Drunkeness) choice.php?whichchoice=1476&option=1 You gain 9 Adventures You acquire an effect: Buzzed on Distillate (46) > Looking up the prices of food mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 2) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 3) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 4) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 5) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 6) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 7) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 8) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 9) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 10) mallsearch 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(page 24) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 25) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 26) mallsearch category food [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 27) > Looking up the prices of booze mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 2) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 3) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 4) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 5) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 6) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 7) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 8) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 9) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 10) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 11) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 12) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 13) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 14) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 15) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 16) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 17) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 18) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 19) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 20) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 21) mallsearch category booze [crappy, decent, good, awesome, EPIC] (page 22) > Looking up the price of 668 other items mallsearch "boot plant" mallsearch "Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet" mallsearch "Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir" mallsearch "Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel" > Your ideal diet: acquire 1 Psychotic Train wine; acquire 3 Meteorite-Ade; checkpoint; cast The Ode to Booze; equip mafia pinky ring; familiar stooper; use 3 Meteorite-Ade; drinksilent Psychotic Train wine; familiar Cookbookbat; outfit checkpoint; > This should cost roughly 32,000 meat > Adventure yield should be roughly 27-29 > PvP Fight yield should be 15 > That's an average profit of -128,000 > Including adventures you already have, you should profit -73,000 today > In total, you're filling up 0 fullness, 6 liver, and 0 spleen buy 1 Psychotic Train wine for 2000 each from shop #1962493 on 20240615 mallsearch "Meteorite-Ade" buy 3 Meteorite-Ade for 10000 each from shop #251863 on 20240615 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) equip acc1 mafia pinky ring familiar Stooper (20 lbs) use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights drink 1 Psychotic Train wine You gain 29 Adventures You gain 183 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! You gain 6 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-6) familiar Cookbookbat (20 lbs) Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar amulet coin equip acc1 backup camera unequip familiarequip > Using adventure value 5500. > Local Version: a5c6004c0b3f471405c29f8126a7a0ed93c5d0eb (built from main@a62c72024c9c2596e665491fd6a88e130964f19f) > Garbo is up to date! > I have set auto-confirm to true and accept all ramifications that come with that. take from closet: 1 one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill You acquire an item: one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill use 1 one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill > Disposing of garbage. mallsearch "bag of park garbage" buy 1 bag of park garbage for 205 each from shop #2160615 on 20240615 Visiting the Maintenance Tunnels Took choice 1067/6: Waste Disposal choice.php?whichchoice=1067&option=6&pwd You acquire FunFunds™ (3) > Collecting garbage! Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to garbo Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0 Preference valueOfInventory changed from 2.0 to 2 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025520927484786793 to 0.09137418339608469 > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "repaid diaper, Buddy Bjorn, Crown of Thrones, Pantsgiving, mafia pointer finger ring, Mayflower bouquet" from clan stash. > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (65000 > 32500). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "defective Game Grid token" from clan stash. mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > Barf Quests Available: > Compulsory Fun > Track Maintenance > Accepting Barf Quest: Track Maintenance Took choice 1066/2: Accept Assignment choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=2 You acquire an item: lube-shoes Preference questEStSuperLuber changed from unstarted to started > > Executing Daily Items/Treat equip hat brainwave-controlled unicorn horn equip pants electronic dulcimer pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 491 to 492 equip acc1 Frown Exerciser > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Enter the Boxing Daycare to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow heptahedron Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow flame Took choice 1497/3: I'll collect the goods choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=3&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to items Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow flame Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to step1 Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow heptahedron to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow flame to > Trying to acquire 3 wisps of shadow flame; max price 974. Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yes, I have them right here. choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from items to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow flame to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [799] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow orrery Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow bucket Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow sausage Took choice 1497/3: I'll collect the goods choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=3&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to items Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow sausage Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to step1 Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow orrery to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow bucket to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow sausage to > Trying to acquire 3 handfuls of shadow sausage; max price 2200. Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yes, I have them right here. choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from items to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow sausage to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 492 to 493 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [799] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow wave Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow sausage Took choice 1497/3: I'll collect the goods choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=3&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to items Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow sausage Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to step1 Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow wave to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow sausage to > Trying to acquire 3 handfuls of shadow sausage; max price 2200. Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yes, I have them right here. choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from items to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow sausage to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 493 to 494 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [799] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand complicated device equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify Scary Death Orb (11 lbs) equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 494 to 495 equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 495 to 496 equip familiar amulet coin use 3 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (60) use 1 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20) cast 7 Blood Bond You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (70) cast 7 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (70) cast 9 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (63) uneffect Ode to Booze cast 7 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (70) cast 7 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (70) cast 7 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (70) Create 1 dense meat stack You acquire an item: dense meat stack You lose 1,000 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 496 to 497 Create 2 meat paste You acquire meat paste (2) You lose 20 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 497 to 498 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 6 to 1006 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 498 to 499 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1006 to 1306 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 499 to 500 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1306 to 1336 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 2 to 3 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1336 to 1003 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 500 to 501 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 3 to 4 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1003 to 559 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 501 to 502 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 4 to 5 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 559 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 502 to 503 eat 3 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 2 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 503 to 504 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 8.333333333333334 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.09137418339608469 to 0.06811715891934714 cast 7 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (70) cast 4 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (80) cast 7 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (70) > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Platinum Yendorian Express Card, Bag o' Tricks" from clan stash. Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (36 lbs) equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon sea-worn candlestick equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 lucky gold ring equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 mafia thumb ring Unequip Cookbookbat equip familiar amulet coin > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat Apriling band helmet bjornify Warbear Drone (3 lbs) familiar Cookbookbat (5 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand complicated device equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 504 to 505 equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks familiar Hobo Monkey (37 lbs) Unequip Cookbookbat equip familiar amulet coin equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat crumpled felt fedora equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers equip acc1 lucky gold ring equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 mafia thumb ring > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Cookbookbat (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 505 to 506 equip off-hand complicated device equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks familiar Mini Kiwi (27 lbs) Unequip Cookbookbat equip familiar amulet coin equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers equip acc1 lucky gold ring equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 mafia thumb ring > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Cookbookbat (25 lbs) Unequip Mini Kiwi equip familiar amulet coin equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 506 to 507 equip off-hand complicated device equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (51 lbs) equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat crumpled felt fedora equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers equip acc1 lucky gold ring equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 mafia thumb ring > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Cookbookbat (45 lbs) equip hat intimidating coiffure equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 507 to 508 equip off-hand complicated device equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 hopping socks > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Angry Jung Man (45 lbs) equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 242.75 "bonus June cleaver", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat crumpled felt fedora equip weapon June cleaver equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 lucky gold ring equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 mafia thumb ring equip familiar Snow Suit Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatpermp changed from 8.333333333333334 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06811715891934714 to 0.060206828928198675 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to Barf Mountain [799] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Welcome to Barf Mountain Encounter: Welcome to Barf Mountain > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [799] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Welcome to Barf Mountain to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference relayCounters changed from 797:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 798:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 798:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 813:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 813:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 813:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:823:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 56 to 57 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 582 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 6747 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Fitspiration™ poster After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot in the bottom of a filthy rollercoaster car. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 129 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 118 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 117 Smarm You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: autumn breeze You acquire an item: Vegetable of Jarlsberg After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 12 to 11 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 11 to 12 Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 0 to 1 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 38 to 39 Preference jungCharge changed from 11 to 12 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference familiarSweat changed from 0 to 1 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359100 to 359362 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 508 to 509 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.060206828928198675 to 0.05732978186411553 > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 4 to 5 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359362 to 359407 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 509 to 510 > > Executing Wanderers/Guaranteed Kramco unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 242.75 "bonus June cleaver", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc3 Belt of Loathing Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify none equip back Camp Scout backpack enthrone Warbear Drone (48 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 510 to 511 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05732978186411553 to 0.10039215835870481 Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Drunken Stupor Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor [800] Drunken Stupor Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 5 to 6 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359077 to 359363 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 57 to 58 Round 1: You gain 525 Wizardliness You gain 79 Meat. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 42 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 72 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 37 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 289 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 40 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 208 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 189 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 504 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 84 Strongness After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 11 to 10 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 39 to 40 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 12 to 13 Preference familiarSweat changed from 1 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 511 to 512 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Preference nextAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain unequip hat equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass custom outfit Script Outfit 4 equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat crumpled felt fedora bjornify Warbear Drone (13 lbs) Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.10039215835870481 to 0.06359783815358547 Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain [800] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 58 to 59 Round 1: You gain 182 Muscleboundness Round 1: You gain 210 Magicalness Round 1: You gain 165 Roguishness Round 1: angry tourist takes 526 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting. You gain 2410 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 10 to 9 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 14 to 15 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 40 to 41 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to angry tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 13 to 14 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 1 to 2 Preference familiarSweat changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 512 to 513 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06359783815358547 to 0.05485286595304007 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [801] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 59 to 60 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 539 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you. You gain 2094 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: spicy jerky stick After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 9 to 8 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 41 to 42 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 14 to 15 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference familiarSweat changed from 5 to 6 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 513 to 514 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05485286595304007 to 0.060850112763560595 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [802] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 60 to 61 You acquire an item: pink candy heart Round 1: garbage tourist takes 468 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 2558 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 35 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 8 to 7 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 42 to 43 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 15 to 16 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference familiarSweat changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 514 to 515 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [803] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 61 to 62 Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 469 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 2212 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot in an angry tourist's pocket. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 7 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 14 to 15 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 43 to 44 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 16 to 17 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference familiarSweat changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 515 to 516 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 7.9 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.060850112763560595 to 0.07511185773000355 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [804] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 62 to 63 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: garbage tourist takes 473 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you. You gain 2875 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 31 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 28 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 44 to 45 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 17 to 18 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 8 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 516 to 517 Preference _meatpermp changed from 7.9 to 16.5 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.07511185773000355 to 0.1568791946308725 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [805] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 63 to 64 You gain 919 Meat. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 494 damage. You gain 53 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 2816 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: bag of random words After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 45 to 46 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 18 to 19 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference familiarSweat changed from 9 to 10 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 517 to 518 Preference _meatpermp changed from 16.5 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.1568791946308725 to 0.05485286595304007 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [806] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 64 to 65 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 495 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 2028 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 31 Strongness After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 46 to 47 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 19 to 20 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference familiarSweat changed from 10 to 11 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 518 to 519 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [807] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 65 to 66 Round 1: You gain 540 Mysteriousness Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 500 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 2441 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 47 to 48 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 20 to 21 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference familiarSweat changed from 11 to 12 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 519 to 520 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 479.9 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [808] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 66 to 67 Round 1: You gain 182 Strongness Round 1: You gain 150 Magicalness Round 1: You gain 195 Roguishness Round 1: angry tourist takes 500 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. Your familiar gains a pound: Sigmund, the 15 lb. Angry Jung Man After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting. You gain 2560 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 15 to 16 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 48 to 49 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 21 to 22 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 9 to 10 Preference familiarSweat changed from 12 to 13 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 520 to 521 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05485286595304007 to 0.054738062968626 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [809] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 67 to 68 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 612 damage. You gain 53 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 2540 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave in an angry tourist's pocket nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 49 to 50 Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 1 to 2 Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 18. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 22 to 23 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference familiarSweat changed from 13 to 14 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 521 to 522 > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor [810] Drunken Stupor Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to Poetic Justice Encounter: Poetic Justice Took choice 1467/3: Gain 5 adventures, get beaten up choice.php?whichchoice=1467&option=3&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1470,1471,1472,1473,1475,1469 to 1471,1472,1473,1475,1469,1467 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 5 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 30 You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (5) You gain 5 Adventures Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 522 to 523 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus You gain 31 hit points You lose an effect: Beaten Up > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness > CCS: [default]\n ";" mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" > ===== PANTSGIVING DIET ===== > Planning to fight 0 embezzlers and run 55 adventures > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(barf) value: 42750 (additional value: 12500) price: 5400 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 5400, Total Value 42750, Net Value 37350 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 42750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 42750 mallsearch "jumping horseradish" buy 1 jumping horseradish for 5400 each from shop #716831 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 523 to 524 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 42750 to 30000 eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain 18 Enchantedness You gain 14 Smarm You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 524 to 525 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Preference nextAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 1.62 "bonus June cleaver", 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 525 to 526 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.054738062968626 to 0.049198356821688306 Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain [810] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Poetic Justice to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 68 to 69 You acquire an item: Angry Farmer candy Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 560 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference jungCharge changed from 23 to 24 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 11 to 12 Preference familiarSweat changed from 14 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 526 to 527 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.049198356821688306 to 0.05162622677933183 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [811] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 69 to 70 Round 1: garbage tourist takes 560 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting. You gain 2454 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: one glove After Battle: You gain 35 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 1 to 2 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 24 to 25 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference familiarSweat changed from 15 to 16 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 527 to 528 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [812] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 70 to 71 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 528 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund looks for some extra items and meat, claiming it's his fee for the psychoanalysis he did of the monster while you were fighting. You gain 2837 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an item: filled mosquito Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 25 to 26 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 13 to 14 Preference familiarSweat changed from 16 to 17 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 528 to 529 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [813] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 71 to 72 You gain 1,000 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist takes 563 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 2431 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference jungCharge changed from 26 to 27 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference familiarSweat changed from 17 to 18 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 529 to 530 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [814] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 72 to 73 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 609 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you. You gain 2795 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: black eye shadow You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 27 to 28 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 15 to 16 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference familiarSweat changed from 18 to 19 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 530 to 531 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). equip acc1 lube-shoes Preference questEStSuperLuber changed from started to step1 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 1.62 "bonus June cleaver", 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip acc3 lucky gold ring > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05162622677933183 to 0.05534034381381613 [815] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference questEStSuperLuber changed from step1 to step2 Preference relayCounters changed from 813:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:823:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 823:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 531 to 532 > Completing Barf Quest Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk Took choice 1066/3: Collect Wages choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=3 Preference questEStSuperLuber changed from step2 to unstarted You acquire FunFunds™ (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 532 to 533 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). custom outfit Script Outfit 0 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05534034381381613 to 0.05162622677933183 [816] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference relayCounters changed from 823:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to Preference romanticTarget changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 73 to 74 Round 1: You gain 555 Mysteriousness Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 608 damage. You gain 61 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things." You gain 8194 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek After Battle: The map in your mind is extra present and you are feeling very keenly aware of your surroundings. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (10) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference jungCharge changed from 28 to 29 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 16 to 17 Preference familiarSweat changed from 19 to 20 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 533 to 534 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2439.5 from familiar drops, 489.0 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [817] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 74 to 75 Round 1: You gain 181 Strengthliness Round 1: You gain 225 Magicalness Round 1: You gain 195 Chutzpah Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 719 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit You gain 56 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Sigmund rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Sigmund says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 3009 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Sigmund looks at you, raises an eyebrow, and says "Wait. Why am I doing all the work? Take this, and try to pick up some of the slack, would you?" You acquire an item: psychoanalytic jar Preference _jungDrops changed from 0 to 1 Preference jungCharge changed from 29 to 0 After Battle: You gain 31 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 17 to 18 Preference familiarSweat changed from 20 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 534 to 535 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (26 lbs) Unequip Cookbookbat equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 1.62 "bonus June cleaver", 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon sea-worn candlestick Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 535 to 536 equip pants Pantsgiving Unequip Angry Jung Man equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05162622677933183 to 0.058878537790206 [818] Barf Mountain Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 75 to 76 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 501 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. Your familiar gains a pound: Melvin, the 11 lb. Li'l Xenomorph After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2570 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave under a bag of garbage nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 50 to 51 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 18 to 19 Preference familiarSweat changed from 21 to 22 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 536 to 537 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [819] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 76 to 77 You acquire an item: orange candy heart Round 1: garbage tourist takes 466 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2531 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: leather glove You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 51 to 52 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 19 to 20 Preference familiarSweat changed from 22 to 23 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 537 to 538 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [820] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 77 to 78 Round 1: angry tourist takes 394 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple. You acquire an item: carrot nose Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Melvin bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2265 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 2 to 3 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 52 to 53 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 20 to 21 Preference familiarSweat changed from 23 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 538 to 539 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [821] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 78 to 79 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 392 damage. You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2580 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 53 to 54 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 21 to 22 Preference familiarSweat changed from 24 to 25 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 539 to 540 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [822] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 79 to 80 You gain 952 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist takes 481 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2186 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 54 to 55 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 22 to 23 Preference familiarSweat changed from 25 to 26 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 540 to 541 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.058878537790206 to 0.058667219574718495 > > Executing Wanderers/Guaranteed Kramco unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 1.62 "bonus June cleaver", 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 541 to 542 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify none equip back Camp Scout backpack enthrone Warbear Drone (69 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.058667219574718495 to 0.0841500852201078 Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor [823] Drunken Stupor Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 6 to 7 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359363 to 359386 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 24 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 80 to 81 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (23) Round 2: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 9 to 10 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 22 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 32 damage. Round 3: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 11 defense. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 310 hit points You gain 65 Meat. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 24 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 114 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 11 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 118 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 8: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 438 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: bag of GORF After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 414 Meat After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: red-hot sausage fork You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+17 Stats) After Battle: You gain 107 Strongness After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 52 Sarcasm After Battle: A mental X marks the spot at the bottom of a bottle where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 26 to 29 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 542 to 543 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Preference nextAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain unequip hat equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass custom outfit Script Outfit 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 543 to 544 equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat Apriling band helmet bjornify Warbear Drone (4 lbs) Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0841500852201078 to 0.058667219574718495 Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain [823] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 22 to 21 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 81 to 82 Round 1: You gain 570 Magicalness Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 440 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2183 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Ferrigno's Elixir of Power You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 55 to 56 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 23 to 24 Preference familiarSweat changed from 29 to 30 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 544 to 545 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2368.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [824] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 21 to 20 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 82 to 83 Round 1: You gain 247 Strongness Round 1: You gain 225 Mysteriousness Round 1: You gain 180 Roguishness Round 1: garbage tourist takes 431 damage. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2183 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Your lucky gold ring gets warmer for a moment. You look down and find a Freddy Kruegerand! You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand After Battle: Melvin hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 56 to 57 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 7 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 24 to 25 Preference familiarSweat changed from 30 to 31 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 545 to 546 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [825] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 20 to 19 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 83 to 84 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 433 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2587 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Your lucky gold ring gets warmer for a moment. You look down and find a Freddy Kruegerand! You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 3 to 4 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 57 to 58 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 25 to 26 Preference familiarSweat changed from 31 to 32 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 546 to 547 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [826] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 19 to 18 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 84 to 85 You acquire an item: cotton candy plug Round 1: garbage tourist takes 435 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2618 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil After Battle: Melvin hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 58 to 59 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 26 to 27 Preference familiarSweat changed from 32 to 33 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 547 to 548 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [827] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 18 to 17 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 85 to 86 Round 1: angry tourist takes 426 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. Your familiar gains a pound: Melvin, the 12 lb. Li'l Xenomorph After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2370 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 59 to 60 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 27 to 28 Preference familiarSweat changed from 33 to 34 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 548 to 549 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [828] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 17 to 16 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 86 to 87 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 428 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2370 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 43 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 60 to 61 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 28 to 29 Preference familiarSweat changed from 34 to 35 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 549 to 550 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.058667219574718495 to 0.0650815023904569 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [829] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to The Back Door Encounter: The Back Door > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [829] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from The Back Door to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 16 to 15 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 87 to 88 You gain 891 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 428 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2535 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Melvin hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 4 to 5 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 61 to 62 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 29 to 30 Preference familiarSweat changed from 35 to 36 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 550 to 551 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 8.333333333333334 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0650815023904569 to 0.08474153507552697 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [830] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 15 to 14 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 88 to 89 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 435 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2421 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: good ash After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness After Battle: "Here there be meat," you remember from the map, and look under a bag of garbage and grab some. You gain 83 Meat. After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 5 to 6 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 62 to 63 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 30 to 31 Preference familiarSweat changed from 36 to 37 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 551 to 552 Preference _meatpermp changed from 8.333333333333334 to 12.5 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.08474153507552697 to 0.12711230746224017 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [831] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 89 to 90 Round 1: You gain 570 Magicalness Round 1: garbage tourist takes 435 damage. You gain 53 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2318 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 63 to 64 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 31 to 32 Preference familiarSweat changed from 37 to 38 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 552 to 553 Preference _meatpermp changed from 12.5 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.12711230746224017 to 0.058667219574718495 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [832] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 90 to 91 Round 1: You gain 231 Strengthliness Round 1: You gain 150 Wizardliness Round 1: You gain 195 Sarcasm Round 1: garbage tourist takes 432 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2390 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 64 to 65 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 32 to 33 Preference familiarSweat changed from 38 to 39 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 553 to 554 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.058667219574718495 to 0.05856212827230073 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [833] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 91 to 92 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 424 damage. You gain 62 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2659 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 35 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 65 to 66 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 33 to 34 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference familiarSweat changed from 39 to 40 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 554 to 555 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [834] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 169 Strongness You gain 167 Mysteriousness You gain 181 Cheek You gain 1,679 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 555 to 556 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [835] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 92 to 93 You acquire an item: pink candy heart Round 1: angry tourist takes 436 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2949 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+7 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm After Battle: Your inner knowledge of the area around you has put you in touch with the very strength of the ground. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 66 to 67 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 34 to 35 Preference familiarSweat changed from 40 to 41 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 556 to 557 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05856212827230073 to 0.055812732578765484 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1141.7 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [836] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 93 to 94 Round 1: garbage tourist takes 492 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Melvin sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 2504 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: vial of blood simple syrup After Battle: Melvin hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: Melvin smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 67 to 68 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 35 to 36 Preference familiarSweat changed from 41 to 42 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 557 to 558 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 978.7 from familiar drops, 312.7 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (1 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber Unequip Li'l Xenomorph equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.055812732578765484 to 0.04895890394311027 [837] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 94 to 95 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 370 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 2982 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 68 to 69 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 36 to 37 Preference familiarSweat changed from 42 to 43 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 558 to 559 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 978.7 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [838] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 95 to 96 You gain 886 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist takes 401 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 2641 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Gonald turns over in its sleep, revealing a little jar of dream stuff that it had been sleeping on. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness After Battle: "Here there be meat," you remember from the map, and look in an angry tourist's pocket and grab some. You gain 72 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 69 to 70 Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 37 to 38 Preference familiarSweat changed from 43 to 44 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 559 to 560 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04895890394311027 to 0.0543117442262555 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 976.9 from familiar drops, 312.7 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (7 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Unequip Unconscious Collective equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [839] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 96 to 97 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: garbage tourist takes 432 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 2402 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Swizzler After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 70 to 71 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 38 to 39 Preference familiarSweat changed from 44 to 45 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 560 to 561 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 976.9 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [840] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 97 to 98 Round 1: You gain 600 Enchantedness Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 407 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.) You gain 2880 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 71 to 72 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 39 to 40 Preference familiarSweat changed from 45 to 46 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 561 to 562 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (15 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [841] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 98 to 99 Round 1: You gain 181 Fortitude Round 1: You gain 150 Magicalness Round 1: You gain 210 Sarcasm Round 1: garbage tourist takes 410 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit You gain 40 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3166 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 72 to 73 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 40 to 41 Preference familiarSweat changed from 46 to 47 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 562 to 563 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0543117442262555 to 0.05414955909978666 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [842] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 99 to 100 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 477 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 2735 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: stone wool You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness After Battle: After the battle, you settle down on a spot in an angry tourist's pocket and let the leylines restore you. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (10) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 73 to 74 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 41 to 42 Preference familiarSweat changed from 47 to 48 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 563 to 564 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05414955909978666 to 0.04881270340875234 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [843] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 100 to 101 You acquire an item: Elvish delight Round 1: angry tourist takes 409 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3098 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 74 to 75 Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 42 to 43 Preference familiarSweat changed from 48 to 49 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 564 to 565 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04881270340875234 to 0.05414955909978666 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [844] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 101 to 102 Round 1: garbage tourist takes 407 damage. You gain 55 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3087 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 162 Strongness After Battle: You gain 147 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 146 Chutzpah You acquire an item: shadow flame You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: autumn years wisdom You acquire an item: Yeast of Boris After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 75 to 76 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 43 to 44 Preference familiarSweat changed from 49 to 50 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 565 to 566 > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 5 to 6 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359407 to 359463 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 566 to 567 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Barf Mountain > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [845] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 102 to 103 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 359 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 2928 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 31 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 76 to 77 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 44 to 45 Preference familiarSweat changed from 50 to 51 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 567 to 568 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05414955909978666 to 0.05682204027744945 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 867.1 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [846] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 103 to 104 You gain 832 Meat. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 399 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 2714 Meat After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the horrible tourist family has a secret pouch under its kidney, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: unholy water After Battle: Gonald turns over in its sleep, revealing a little jar of dream stuff that it had been sleeping on. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek After Battle: After the battle, you settle down on a spot in the bottom of a filthy rollercoaster car and let the leylines restore you. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (10) You acquire an item: filled mosquito Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 77 to 78 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 45 to 46 Preference familiarSweat changed from 51 to 52 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 568 to 569 Preference _meatpermp changed from 6.4 to 8.5 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05682204027744945 to 0.07546677111894504 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 865.5 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (15 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Unequip Unconscious Collective equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [847] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 104 to 105 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: garbage tourist takes 394 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 2693 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 78 to 79 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 46 to 47 Preference familiarSweat changed from 52 to 53 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 569 to 570 Preference _meatpermp changed from 8.5 to 12.5 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.07546677111894504 to 0.11098054576315446 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure536 changed from 0 to 1 use 1 transporter transponder You acquire an effect: Transpondent (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None [848] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 570 to 571 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow Captain Smirk You acquire an item: distention pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 571 to 572 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _meatpermp changed from 12.5 to 5.769230769230769 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.11098054576315446 to 0.05122179100354388 use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [849] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 572 to 573 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow Captain Smirk You acquire an item: distention pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 573 to 574 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [850] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 574 to 575 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow Captain Smirk You acquire an item: distention pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 575 to 576 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [851] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 576 to 577 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow Captain Smirk You acquire an item: distention pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 577 to 578 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [852] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 578 to 579 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow Captain Smirk You acquire an item: distention pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 579 to 580 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure536 changed from 1 to 2 use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [853] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 580 to 581 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow the Green Girl You acquire an item: synthetic dog hair pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 581 to 582 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [854] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 582 to 583 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow the Green Girl You acquire an item: synthetic dog hair pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 583 to 584 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime [855] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 584 to 585 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow the Green Girl You acquire an item: synthetic dog hair pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 585 to 586 > > Executing Wanderers/Guaranteed Kramco familiar Grey Goose (7 lbs) Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain equip familiar amulet coin unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 126.5625 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon yule hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 586 to 587 equip back Camp Scout backpack equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 587 to 588 equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc2 teacher's pen Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar Snow Suit Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat > Maximize: 126.5625 Familiar Experience Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify none equip back Camp Scout backpack enthrone Warbear Drone (36 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05122179100354388 to 0.06733740084039523 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Drunken Stupor Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Drunken Stupor [856] Drunken Stupor Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 7 to 8 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359386 to 359419 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brain Silo. You train picks up some fresh brain! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 105 to 106 Round 1: You gain 600 Wizardliness Round 1: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (25) You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 10 to 11 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 24 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 38 damage. Round 3: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 11 defense. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 388 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 6: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 404 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Nanite Configuration 2082396 sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 461 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) After Battle: Nanite Configuration 2082396 does a weird dance-like movement. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Nanite Configuration 2082396 wobbles a little bit and then ejects a little bolus of mass, which spontaneously reassembles itself into a bottle of booze. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey After Battle: You gain 77 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 37 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: Your inner knowledge of the area around you has put you in touch with the very strength of the ground. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (10) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 47 to 48 Preference familiarSweat changed from 53 to 54 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 588 to 589 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06733740084039523 to 0.06419697222977297 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference nextAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to None use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to None [856] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 589 to 590 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow the Green Girl You acquire an item: synthetic dog hair pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 590 to 591 > > Executing Turn Gen/Sausage > CCS: [default]\n ";" Maximizer: MP equip hat intimidating coiffure Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Drunken Stupor equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand complicated device equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc2 moon-amber necklace equip acc3 combat lover's locket equip familiar amulet coin Create 3 dense meat stack You acquire dense meat stack (3) You lose 3,000 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 591 to 592 Create 3 meat paste You acquire meat paste (3) You lose 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 592 to 593 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 4 to 3004 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 593 to 594 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 3004 to 3304 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 594 to 595 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 3304 to 3334 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 5 to 6 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 3334 to 2668 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 595 to 596 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 6 to 7 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 2668 to 1891 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 596 to 597 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 7 to 8 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1891 to 1003 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 597 to 598 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 8 to 9 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 1003 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 598 to 599 eat 4 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 5 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 599 to 600 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Map for Pills > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06419697222977297 to 0.04492244329510393 use 1 Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to None [857] Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 600 to 601 Action: Down the Hatch! Action: Have a Drink Action: Try That One Door Action: Follow the Green Girl You acquire an item: synthetic dog hair pill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 601 to 602 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 865.5 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Drunken Stupor Unequip Grey Goose equip familiar amulet coin equip off-hand Drunkula's wineglass custom outfit Script Outfit 3 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat Apriling band helmet bjornify Warbear Drone (16 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04492244329510393 to 0.04881270340875234 Preference lastAdventure changed from Drunken Stupor to Barf Mountain [858] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 24 to 23 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 106 to 107 Round 1: You gain 165 Fortitude Round 1: You gain 150 Magicalness Round 1: You gain 210 Smarm Round 1: angry tourist takes 421 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning! You gain 2851 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 6 to 7 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 79 to 80 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to angry tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 48 to 49 Preference familiarSweat changed from 54 to 55 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 602 to 603 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 865.5 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 26;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [859] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 23 to 22 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 107 to 108 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 421 damage. You gain 48 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 2648 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Elizabeth's paintbrush After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 80 to 81 Preference _grooseCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 49 to 50 Preference familiarSweat changed from 55 to 56 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 603 to 604 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 865.5 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [860] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 22 to 21 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 108 to 109 You acquire an item: green candy heart Round 1: angry tourist takes 362 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple. You acquire an item: carrot nose Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Soose sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning! You gain 2734 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: Your lucky gold ring gets warmer for a moment. You look down and find some FunFunds™! You acquire an item: FunFunds™ After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 81 to 82 Preference _grooseCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 50 to 51 Preference familiarSweat changed from 56 to 57 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 604 to 605 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04881270340875234 to 0.04866737343954132 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 865.5 from familiar drops, 379.4 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 577.5 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [861] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 21 to 20 Round 0: bsander casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 109 to 110 Round 1: garbage tourist takes 367 damage. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Soose shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning! You gain 2714 Meat After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the garbage tourist has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot in the bottom of a filthy rollercoaster car. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 82 to 83 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 4 to 0 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 51 to 52 Preference familiarSweat changed from 57 to 58 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 605 to 606 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 758.4 from familiar drops, 338.1 from familiar abilities and 993.4 from outfit) over Jill-of-All-Trades (expected value of 28.6 from familiar drops, 533.7 from familiar abilities and 768.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (10 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 308.46 "bonus lucky gold ring", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 606 to 607 Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar Snow Suit > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Transcendent Olfaction;skill Transcendent Olfaction;endif;endif;if monsterid 1760;if hasskill Gallapagosian Mating Call;skill Gallapagosian Mating Call;endif;endif;if !monsterid 1760;if hasskill Feel Nostalgic;skill Feel Nostalgic;endif;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if (monsterid 1758 || monsterid 1759 || monsterid 1760) && monsterhpbelow 31;if hasskill Feel Superior;skill Feel Superior;endif;endif;if hasskill Furious Wallop;skill Furious Wallop;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; [862] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 20 to 19 Round 0: bsander casts FEEL NOSTALGIC! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 110 to 111 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Round 1: angry tourist takes 524 damage. Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gonald shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. Your familiar gains a pound: Gonald, the 10 lb. Unconscious Collective After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Gonald's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 2670 Meat After Battle: This type of person can weigh as little as 150 pounds.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 52 to 53 Preference familiarSweat changed from 58 to 59 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 607 to 608 Preference _meatpermp changed from 5.769230769230769 to 6.4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04866737343954132 to 0.05398833972025621 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure536 changed from 2 to 0 send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 3 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 88 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 psychoanalytic jar worth 73185 total > 7 FunFunds™ worth 52737 total > 3 transporter transponder worth 24300 total > -1 one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill worth -150677 total > -6 shadow sausage worth -5940 total > -4 magical sausage casing worth -40 total > This run of garbo, across 64 turns you generated 223,229 meat, with 145,270 raw meat and 77,959 from items > So far today, across 143 turns you generated 2,428,166 meat, with 1,862,218 raw meat and 565,948 from items > Outliers: > 1 Yeast of Boris worth 7200 total > Marginal MPA: 2,678.64 [raw] + 1,595.33 [items] (114.29 [outliers]) = 4,273.97 [total] (4,388.26 [w/ outliers]) familiar Cookbookbat (20 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin unequip hat unequip container unequip shirt unequip weapon unequip offhand unequip pants unequip acc1 unequip acc2 unequip acc3 unequip familiarequip equip hat Great Wolf's headband equip shirt Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate equip weapon red-hot sausage fork equip off-hand Jarlsberg's pan equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers equip acc1 tiny plastic GORM-8 equip acc2 tiny die-cast Father Crimbo equip acc3 tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski maximize empty, food drop Maximizer: empty, food drop equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify Ghost Pickle on a Stick (31 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin uneffect Polka of Plenty cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Knowing Smile You lose an effect: Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) cast 1 Spirit of Bacon Grease You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Bacon Grease cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) Took choice 1526/3: Conduct the Celebration Bop choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=3&pwd You acquire an intrinsic: Apriling Band Celebration Bop Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: mana curds You challenged Awaiko and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Boogaloogaloo and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Soxfan196o and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged rakettispaketti and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1369 of 2554 HP, 6 of 449 MP, current meat: 131279034 ... Target MP = 10. mallsearch "carbonated water lily" mallsearch "carbonated water lily" mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" buy 5 psychokinetic energy blob for 160 each from shop #231135 on 20240615 use 5 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 123 Muscularity Points cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged capn castom and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap You challenged Sherm Firmwood and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged CombatSeal and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: toast You challenged Glitch and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Alewife™ Ale You challenged CalvinTheHobb and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: tainted icing You challenged c2t and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: tiny plastic smarmy pirate You challenged Shiverwarp and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged capn castom and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff You challenged Lord Stefano and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest You challenged TheBrownTable and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! > Restoring MP! Currently at 1369 of 2406 HP, 4 of 449 MP, current meat: 131278234 ... Target MP = 40. buy 5 psychokinetic energy blob for 160 each from shop #231135 on 20240615 use 5 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 110 Muscularity Points cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1369 of 2406 HP, 7 of 449 MP, current meat: 131277434 ... Target MP = 10. buy 1 psychokinetic energy blob for 160 each from shop #231135 on 20240615 use 1 psychokinetic energy blob You gain 25 Muscularity Points mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" mallsearch "psychokinetic energy blob" mallsearch "cotton candy skoshe" buy 4 cotton candy skoshe for 180 each from shop #2348974 on 20240615 use 4 cotton candy skoshe You gain 96 hit points You gain 85 Muscularity Points cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MeatballMarinaraMaster and lost the PvP fight, 0 to 6! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1465 of 2406 HP, 14 of 449 MP, current meat: 131276554 ... Target MP = 15. use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 105 Muscularity Points You gain 109 hit points cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Pantsless and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged typelogin and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: crazy hobo notebook You challenged JAN0S and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: animal part cracker You challenged Eddyguy and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: crunchy brush You challenged Theo1001 and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: penguin skin You challenged BinnyV and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: bamboo bokuto You challenged cmdr pie and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1574 of 2406 HP, 5 of 449 MP, current meat: 131276554 ... Target MP = 8. mallsearch "Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II" buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 265 each from shop #887028 on 20240615 buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #624932 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 148 Muscularity Points You gain 149 hit points cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: tobiko pocky You challenged ckb1 and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: libation of liveliness You challenged Ryo_Sangnoir and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1723 of 2406 HP, 5 of 449 MP, current meat: 131275482 ... Target MP = 20. buy 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #624932 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 146 Muscularity Points You gain 142 hit points cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Black No. 2 You challenged TheBanisher and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged eegee and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Roonygc8 and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher You challenged NOobsaUce and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged kalaleq and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Gaia beads You challenged bastard0 and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: old school calculator watch You challenged Banana4 and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: carton of rotten eggs You challenged Manendra and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise You challenged OzoneB and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: keg shield You challenged not_shiny and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 38 of 449 MP, current meat: 131274406 ... Target MP = 40. buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #987259 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 92 Muscularity Points You gain 105 hit points cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 2 of 449 MP, current meat: 131273599 ... Target MP = 20. buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #987259 on 20240615 buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1712669 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 127 Muscularity Points You gain 145 hit points cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Princess Anathema and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: handful of sand You challenged The Tyop Queen and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Bandoneon Bandit and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: popsicle stick You challenged nag1 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged The_Dancing_Viagra and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: toast You challenged Attack Me For Toast and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 6 of 448 MP, current meat: 131272523 ... Target MP = 12. buy 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1712669 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 136 Muscularity Points You gain 151 hit points cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: lucky rabbitfish fin You challenged freddyjoehanson and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes You challenged WARriorer and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pirate tract You challenged Lucelle Ball and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Damian Domino Davis and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 4 of 448 MP, current meat: 131271447 ... Target MP = 20. buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1712669 on 20240615 buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #84056 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 144 Muscularity Points You gain 149 hit points cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: magical ice cubes You challenged Bahke and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: piece of coral You challenged aLiRaZa111 and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: spiced rum You challenged Miser and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: gladiator tunica You challenged CryptoBro and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Assassins Creed 2 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Rompedores de Fantasmas You challenged MontyPythn and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 2 of 448 MP, current meat: 131270371 ... Target MP = 12. mallsearch "Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II" buy 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 136 Muscularity Points You gain 135 hit points cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: 1,970 carat gold You challenged Lesbian_Syphilitic_Spanker and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: star chart You challenged Croft and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged hleghe and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged PotatoBaconBalls and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 6 of 448 MP, current meat: 131269295 ... Target MP = 20. buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1686426 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 145 Muscularity Points You gain 131 hit points cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda You challenged Womp womper and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Roonygc8 and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 2 of 448 MP, current meat: 131268219 ... Target MP = 8. buy 2 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1686426 on 20240615 buy 2 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1885144 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 140 Muscularity Points You gain 138 hit points cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Grushvak and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: cool spore pod You challenged The Predator and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: bunch of square grapes You challenged Lord of the rings and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged curlyfries_x24 and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: goat cheese You challenged panic lord and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: red coat You challenged JXQZ and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: albatross necklace You challenged roTINHell and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 13 of 448 MP, current meat: 131267143 ... Target MP = 15. buy 2 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1885144 on 20240615 buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #2176020 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 114 Muscularity Points You gain 99 hit points cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1683 of 1683 HP, 15 of 448 MP, current meat: 131266336 ... Target MP = 20. buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #2176020 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 105 Muscularity Points You gain 107 hit points cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MeatballMarinaraMaster and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged jon diaz and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: vampire collar You challenged capn castom and won the PvP fight, 3 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Dark_Adonis and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged kalaleq and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen You challenged Silverwolf4455 and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: safarrri hat You challenged Celaskeir and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: raw stuffing You challenged GodOfEverything and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: soap knife You challenged jonnosan and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! > Restoring MP! Currently at 1681 of 1681 HP, 7 of 446 MP, current meat: 131265529 ... Target MP = 40. buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #3465823 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 107 Muscularity Points You gain 98 hit points cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1681 of 1681 HP, 7 of 446 MP, current meat: 131264722 ... Target MP = 10. buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #3465823 on 20240615 buy 2 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #37195 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 98 Muscularity Points You gain 105 hit points mallsearch "Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II" buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #84056 on 20240615 use 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 31 Muscularity Points You gain 30 hit points cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged salmiakki and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: tainted milk You challenged MinF and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged kalaleq and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: raspberry You challenged ThatsHowIBeatShaq and won the PvP fight, 5 to 1! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Smit Snorkelssen and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! > Restoring MP! Currently at 1681 of 1681 HP, 3 of 446 MP, current meat: 131263646 ... Target MP = 11. buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #84056 on 20240615 buy 2 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1577255 on 20240615 buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1197090 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 142 Muscularity Points You gain 140 hit points cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: sea grease You challenged no one 1 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: chef's hat You challenged captainfishy and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts You challenged Mcflurrym and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Canart and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1681 of 1681 HP, 4 of 446 MP, current meat: 131262570 ... Target MP = 10. buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 269 each from shop #1267204 on 20240615 buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 136 Muscularity Points You gain 148 hit points cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged jon diaz and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MeatballMarinaraMaster and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MeatballMarinaraMaster and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Crowther and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged hleghe and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 5 of 444 MP, current meat: 131261491 ... Target MP = 30. buy 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 132 Muscularity Points You gain 134 hit points cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: turtle totem You challenged Louis1951 and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Knob Goblin Uberpants You challenged King Arthur The Egg and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: ninja mop You challenged YubJub and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: banana split You challenged asawyer and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 6 of 444 MP, current meat: 131260411 ... Target MP = 10. buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 103 Muscularity Points You gain 114 hit points buy 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 1 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 34 Muscularity Points You gain 40 hit points cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: prescription teeth whitener You challenged kenny kamAKAzi and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Purrsephone and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MeatballMarinaraMaster and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged tekkers and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: cardboard katana You challenged SOOLAR THE SECOND and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 5 of 444 MP, current meat: 131259331 ... Target MP = 10. buy 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 4 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 142 Muscularity Points You gain 144 hit points cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Jeff_3PO and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Canart and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Damian Domino Davis and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged THE FIRE NATION and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged giggity29 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 7 of 443 MP, current meat: 131258251 ... Target MP = 10. mallsearch "Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II" buy 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II for 270 each from shop #3347335 on 20240615 use 3 Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You gain 102 Muscularity Points You gain 96 hit points use 1 cotton candy pillow You gain 43 hit points You gain 68 Muscularity Points cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: glob of enchanted icing You challenged my fellow and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Bandoneon Bandit and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged jon diaz and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged bob303030 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Damian Domino Davis and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: shiny ring You challenged Rose Vermillion and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 1 of 443 MP, current meat: 131257441 ... Target MP = 30. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 135 hit points You gain 137 Muscularity Points cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: St. Sneaky Pete's Whey You challenged Mandoline and won the PvP fight, 6 to 1! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged THE FIRE NATION and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: mana curds You challenged Ipskulin and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: delicious salad You challenged apologue and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1679 of 1679 HP, 7 of 443 MP, current meat: 131257441 ... Target MP = 10. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 136 hit points You gain 144 Muscularity Points cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Canart and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged uNnAMed004 and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: spider web You challenged MexicanEagle4 and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: soap knife You challenged iatetoomuchbanana and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Deakr and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 6! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can You challenged Jaketaylor and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1677 of 1677 HP, 2 of 441 MP, current meat: 131257441 ... Target MP = 15. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 161 hit points You gain 158 Muscularity Points cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged MisteR MickeY and lost the PvP fight, 1 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: moreltini You challenged fARCHyld and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged kalaleq and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 5! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito You challenged Tihocan and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1677 of 1677 HP, 1 of 441 MP, current meat: 131257441 ... Target MP = 10. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 151 hit points You gain 162 Muscularity Points cast 1 Knowing Smile You acquire an effect: Knowing Smile (10) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Bandoneon Bandit and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Bandoneon Bandit and won the PvP fight, 4 to 3! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged outragejess and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (7) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Ghostly Shell You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (7) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (7) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Canart and lost the PvP fight, 2 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Damian Domino Davis and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Oracle_163 and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) > Restoring MP! Currently at 1677 of 1677 HP, 17 of 441 MP, current meat: 131257441 ... Target MP = 30. use 2 cotton candy pillow You gain 98 hit points You gain 96 Muscularity Points cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You challenged Deakr and lost the PvP fight, 3 to 4! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: Enchanted Flyswatter You challenged gAUSIE and won the PvP fight, 5 to 2! friars blessing 1 Attack a random opponent for loot via Fashion Show You acquire an item: pretty flower You challenged Chili man and won the PvP fight, 7 to 0! > Processing PvP records for current season 73... > Found 160 new PvP records (1000 parsed) > You have stolen 580 items during 1045 attacks. This is why you're on store ignore lists. > Most Expensive: portable housekeeping robot: 1274999 > Total Meat Gained: 2219386 > 90 items have been stolen from you from 850 defends. Maybe make less enemies? > Most Expensive: tiny do-rag: 490000 > Total Meat Lost: 760061 ascend.php?alttext=communityservice ascend.php?action=ascend&pwd&alttext=communityservice&confirm=on&confirm2=on use 1 left bear arm You acquire an item: box of bear arms Emptying storage raffle 11 inventory You acquire raffle ticket (11) unequip weapon Unequip Mini-Trainbot Unequip Jill-of-All-Trades > use 31 bag of park garbage, 5 little firkin > use 31 bag of park garbage You gain 6,060 Meat smash little firkin You acquire an item: strawberry daiquiri smash little firkin You acquire an item: strawberry daiquiri smash little firkin You acquire an item: martini smash little firkin You acquire an item: martini smash little firkin You acquire an item: margarita > mallsell 1 37x37x37 puzzle cube @ 2,494, 2 BRICKO eye brick @ 3,000, 1 bum cheek @ 4,319, 1 crappy waiter disguise @ 4,000, 2 day shortener @ 18,740, 25 disintegrating spiky collar @ 2,498, 1 emergency margarita @ 147,124, 4 Flaskfull of Hollow @ 16,465, 2 groose grease @ 3,289, 4 handful of Smithereens @ 8,489, 1 keg shield @ 649 > Sale price for this line: 370,910 > > mallsell 6 lump of Brituminous coal @ 7,400, 2 Pack of Alice's Army Cards @ 21,369, 6 precision snowball @ 784, 1 savings bond @ 15,000, 1 transporter transponder @ 9,000, 2 Unconscious Collective Dream Jar @ 3,295, 1 vintage smart drink @ 134,998, 6 waffle @ 14,900, 2 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher @ 110 > Sale price for this line: 347,050 > > Total mall sale = 717,960 mallsell: 1 37x37x37 puzzle cube, 2 BRICKO eye brick, 1 bum cheek, 1 crappy waiter disguise, 2 day shortener, 25 disintegrating spiky collar, 1 emergency margarita, 4 Flaskfull of Hollow, 2 groose grease, 4 handful of Smithereens, 1 keg shield mallsell: 6 lump of Brituminous coal, 2 Pack of Alice's Army Cards, 6 precision snowball, 1 savings bond, 1 transporter transponder, 2 Unconscious Collective Dream Jar, 1 vintage smart drink, 6 waffle, 2 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher > autosell 7 bowl of cottage cheese, 1 disco ball, 1 disco mask, 1 helmet turtle, 1 hermit permit, 2 lemon, 1 magicalness-in-a-can, 2 mother's necklace, 1 pasta spoon, 1 ravioli hat, 1 safarrri hat > > autosell 1 saucepan, 1 seal-clubbing club, 1 shiny ring, 1 stolen accordion, 1 teacher's pen, 2 turtle totem > > Total autosale = 2,652 autosell: 2 mother's necklace, 2 turtle totem You gain 2,002 Meat autosell: 1 shiny ring, 1 pasta spoon, 1 stolen accordion, 1 teacher's pen, 1 saucepan, 1 seal-clubbing club You gain 109 Meat autosell: 7 bowl of cottage cheese You gain 217 Meat autosell: 1 disco ball, 1 disco mask, 1 helmet turtle, 1 hermit permit, 1 ravioli hat, 1 safarrri hat You gain 154 Meat autosell: 2 lemon, 1 magicalness-in-a-can You gain 170 Meat > closet 1 good ash, 1 the kindest cold cut > add to closet: 1 good ash add to closet: 1 the kindest cold cut > Stocking up on required items! Create 3 meat paste You acquire meat paste (3) You lose 30 Meat mallsearch "fairy gravy boat" buy 1 fairy gravy boat for 21000 each from shop #3622797 on 20240615 mallsearch "dried face" buy 1 dried face for 2175 each from shop #753517 on 20240615 Combine 1 fairy gravy boat + 1 dried face You acquire an item: meat face Crafting used 1 each of fairy gravy boat and dried face trading 1 worthless item for 1 wooden figurine You acquire an item: wooden figurine Combine 1 meat face + 1 wooden figurine You acquire an item: lifeless meat doll Crafting used 1 each of wooden figurine and meat face mallsearch "magicalness-in-a-can" buy 1 magicalness-in-a-can for 200 each from shop #1822227 on 20240615 Combine 1 lifeless meat doll + 1 magicalness-in-a-can You acquire an item: meat golem Crafting used 1 each of magicalness-in-a-can and lifeless meat doll mallsearch "one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill" > Failed to stock 3 one-day tickets to Dinseylandfill [863] Cook 2 Yeast of Boris + 2 Yeast of Boris You acquire Boris's bread (2) Crafting used 2 each of Yeast of Boris and Yeast of Boris mallsearch "Yeast of Boris" buy 12 Yeast of Boris for 8000 each from shop #2191071 on 20240615 [863] Cook 6 Yeast of Boris + 6 Yeast of Boris You acquire Boris's bread (6) Crafting used 6 each of Yeast of Boris and Yeast of Boris [863] Cook 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg + 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg You acquire an item: roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg Crafting used 1 each of Vegetable of Jarlsberg and Vegetable of Jarlsberg [863] Cook 1 Boris's bread + 1 roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg You acquire an item: roasted vegetable focaccia Crafting used 1 each of roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg and Boris's bread [863] Cook 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey + 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey You acquire an item: Pete's rich ricotta Crafting used 1 each of St. Sneaky Pete's Whey and St. Sneaky Pete's Whey [863] Cook 1 roasted vegetable focaccia + 1 Pete's rich ricotta You acquire an item: Pizza of Legend Crafting used 1 each of Pete's rich ricotta and roasted vegetable focaccia [863] Cook 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey + 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey You acquire an item: Pete's rich ricotta Crafting used 1 each of St. Sneaky Pete's Whey and St. Sneaky Pete's Whey [863] Cook 1 Boris's bread + 1 Pete's rich ricotta You acquire an item: plain calzone Crafting used 1 each of Pete's rich ricotta and Boris's bread [863] Cook 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg + 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg You acquire an item: roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg Crafting used 1 each of Vegetable of Jarlsberg and Vegetable of Jarlsberg [863] Cook 1 plain calzone + 1 roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg You acquire an item: Calzone of Legend Crafting used 1 each of roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg and plain calzone [863] Cook 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg + 1 Vegetable of Jarlsberg You acquire an item: roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg Crafting used 1 each of Vegetable of Jarlsberg and Vegetable of Jarlsberg [863] Cook 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey + 1 St. Sneaky Pete's Whey You acquire an item: Pete's rich ricotta Crafting used 1 each of St. Sneaky Pete's Whey and St. Sneaky Pete's Whey [863] Cook 1 roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg + 1 Pete's rich ricotta You acquire an item: baked veggie ricotta casserole Crafting used 1 each of roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg and Pete's rich ricotta [863] Cook 1 baked veggie ricotta casserole + 1 Boris's bread You acquire an item: Deep Dish of Legend Crafting used 1 each of Boris's bread and baked veggie ricotta casserole add to closet: 1 meat golem add to closet: 1 Pizza of Legend add to closet: 1 Calzone of Legend add to closet: 1 Deep Dish of Legend > > Welcome to Valhalla! You have 944 banked Karma. You gain 211 Karma Your new Karma balance is 1155 Softcore perm Headbutt for 100 Karma (initial balance = 1155) You spend 100 Karma Softcore perm Spiky Shell for 100 Karma (initial balance = 1055) You spend 100 Karma Buy astral six-pack for 1 Karma (initial balance = 955) You spend 1 Karma Ascend as a Hardcore Male Seal Clubber under the Mongoose sign on a Community Service path, banking 954 Karma. telescope look low You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell inventory.php?reminisce=1 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Beginning New Ascension =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ascension #235: Hardcore Community Service Seal Clubber Mongoose Uncategorized - 20/20 Vision - Abs of Tin - Always Never Not Guzzling - Asbestos Heart - Awesome Balls of Fire - Bow-Legged Swagger - Brain Games - Budget Conscious - CLEESH - Calculate the Universe - Carbohydrate Cudgel - Carol of the Bulls - Carol of the Hells - Chip on your Shoulder - Chronic Indigestion - Comprehensive Cartography - Crimbo Training: Waiter - Crimbo Training: Bartender - Crimbo Training: Coal Taster - Crimbo Training: Concierge - Crimbo Training: Dessert Steward - Crimbo Training: First Aid Technician - Crimbo Training: Graffiti Censor - Crimbo Training: Night Watchman - Crimbo Training: Passenger Greeter - Crimbo Training: Sanitation Consultant - Crimbo Training: Track Switcher - Dinsey Operations Expert - Drescher's Annoying Noise - Drinking to Drink - Eggsplosion - Elf Guard Cooking - Elf Guard Extortion Techniques - Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques - Emotionally Chipped - Eternal Flame - Executive Narcolepsy - Experience Safari - Expert Corner-Cutter - Fashionably Late - Frigidalmatian - Fruit Recognition - Gingerbread Mob Hit - Grab a Cold One - Grease Lightning - Hypersane - Just the Facts - Lock Picking - Lunch Break - Marginally Insane - Master of the Surprising Fist - Natural Born Scrabbler - Object Quasi-Permanence - Old-School Cocktailcrafting - Olfactory Burnout - Perfect Freeze - Perpetrate Mild Evil - Pirate Bellow - Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety - Raise Backup Dancer - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting - Refusal to Freeze - Request Sandwich - Secret Door Awareness - Shattering Punch - Singer's Faithful Ocelot - Slimy Shoulders - Slimy Synapses - Snokebomb - Snowclone - Song of Sauce - Song of Slowness - Spaghetti Breakfast - Steely-Eyed Squint - Summon Annoyance - Summon Crimbo Candy - Sweet Synthesis - Thick-Skinned - Thrift and Grift - Toynado - Transcendent Olfaction - Unaccompanied Miner - Unoffendable - Vent Rage Gland - Walberg's Dim Bulb Seal Clubber - Audacity of the Otter - Batter Up! - Blubber Up - Buoyancy of the Beluga - Cavalcade of Fury - Claws of the Walrus - Clobber - Club Foot - Cold Shoulder - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing - Fortitude of the Muskox - Furious Wallop - Get Big - Harpoon! - Hide of the Walrus - Ire of the Orca - Iron Palm Technique - Lunge Smack - Lunging Thrust-Smack - Musk of the Moose - Northern Explosion - Northern Exposure - Precision of the Penguin - Pride of the Puffin - Pulverize - Rage of the Reindeer - Scowl of the Auk - Seal Clubbing Frenzy - Seething of the Snow Leopard - Silent Hunter - Snarl of the Timberwolf - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing - Thirst of the Weasel - Thrust-Smack - Tongue of the Walrus - Wrath of the Wolverine Turtle Tamer - Amphibian Sympathy - Astral Shell - Blood Bond - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness - Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin - Empathy of the Newt - Gallapagosian Mating Call - Ghostly Shell - Hero of the Half-Shell - Kneebutt - Patient Smile - Pizza Lover - Quiet Determination - Shieldbutt - Skin of the Leatherback - Stiff Upper Lip - Summon Leviatuga - Tao of the Terrapin - Testudinal Teachings - The Long View - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises Pastamancer - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage - Bind Spice Ghost - Cannelloni Cannon - Cannelloni Cocoon - Entangling Noodles - Fearful Fettucini - Flavour of Magic - Inscrutable Gaze - Leash of Linguini - Pastamastery - Quiet Judgement - Shield of the Pastalord - Spirit of Ravioli - Spirit of Rigatoni - Springy Fusilli - Stuffed Mortar Shell - Subtle and Quick to Anger - Tempuramancy - Tolerance of the Kitchen - Transcendental Noodlecraft Sauceror - Advanced Saucecrafting - Antibiotic Saucesphere - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic - Curse of Marinara - Curse of Vichyssoise - Curse of Weaksauce - Curse of the Thousand Islands - Deep Saucery - Diminished Gag Reflex - Elemental Saucesphere - Expert Panhandling - Icy Glare - Impetuous Sauciness - Inner Sauce - Intrinsic Spiciness - Irrepressible Spunk - Itchy Curse Finger - Jalapeño Saucesphere - Love Mixology - Master Saucier - Sauce Monocle - Saucecicle - Saucegeyser - Saucemaven - Saucestorm - Saucy Salve - Scarysauce - Silent Treatment - Soul Saucery - The Way of Sauce - Wry Smile Disco Bandit - Acquire Rhinestones - Advanced Cocktailcrafting - Adventurer of Leisure - Ambidextrous Funkslinging - Deft Hands - Disco Fever - Disco Leer - Disco Nap - Heart of Polyester - Kung Fu Hustler - Mad Looting Skillz - Nimble Fingers - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation - Salacious Cocktailcrafting - Sensitive Fingers - Smooth Movement - Stealth Mistletoe - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting - Tango of Terror Accordion Thief - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude - Benetton's Medley of Diversity - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation - Chorale of Companionship - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity - Donho's Bubbly Ballad - Elron's Explosive Etude - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric - Five Finger Discount - Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration - Knowing Smile - Mariachi Memory - Master Accordion Master Thief - Paul's Passionate Pop Song - Prelude of Precision - Quiet Desperation - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority - Sticky Fingers - Suspicious Gaze - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody - The Moxious Madrigal - The Ode to Booze - The Polka of Plenty - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith - The Psalm of Pointiness - The Sonata of Sneakiness - Thief Among the Honorable - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance Conditional - Aug. 10th: World Lion Day! - Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day! - Aug. 12th: Elephant Day! - Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day! - Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness Day! - Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day! - Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day! - Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day! - Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day! - Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day! - Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day! - Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day! - Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day! - Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day! - Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day! - Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! - Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day! - Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day! - Aug. 27th: Just Because Day! - Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day! - Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt Day! - Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day - Aug. 30th: Beach Day! - Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon Day! - Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day! - Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! - Aug. 5th: Oyster Day! - Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day! - Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day! - Aug. 8th: Cat Day! - Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day! - Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza - Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime - Cincho: Fiesta Exit - Cincho: Party Foul - Cincho: Party Soundtrack - Cincho: Projectile Piñata - Drench Yourself in Sweat - Feel Disappointed - Feel Envy - Feel Excitement - Feel Hatred - Feel Lonely - Feel Lost - Feel Nervous - Feel Nostalgic - Feel Peaceful - Feel Pride - Feel Superior - Make Sweat-Ade - Map the Monsters - Sip Some Sweat - Spirit of Bacon Grease - Spirit of Cayenne - Spirit of Garlic - Spirit of Nothing - Spirit of Peppermint - Spirit of Wormwood - Sweat Out Some Booze Mr. Skills - Summon Alice's Army Cards - Summon BRICKOs - Summon Clip Art - Summon Confiscated Things - Summon Geeky Gifts - Summon Resolutions - Summon Smithsness - Summon Taffy Gnome Trainer - Cosmic Ugnderstanding - Gnefarious Pickpocketing - Gnomish Hardigness - Powers of Observatiogn - Torso Awareness =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= peevpee.php?action=smashstone&pwd&confirm=on use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: fishin' pole main.php?refreshtop=true > InstantSCCS is up to date! museum.php?action=icehouse You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell inventory.php?reminisce=1 > Determining if we should run NC before fam test... > Hat -5, Shirt -5, Back 0, Offhand -10, Pants 0, Accessories -15, Effects -60, Familiar -5, Others 0 > Total -100 <= -95 > Running the Quests in the following order: > Run Start > Coil Wire > Leveling > Mysticality > HP > Moxie > Muscle > Noncombat > Familiar Weight > Booze Drop > Hot Res > Weapon Damage > Spell Damage > Donate Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0.0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0.0 Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to grimoire_macro Preference autoSatisfyWithCloset changed from true to false Preference maximizerCombinationLimit changed from 100000 to 0 Preference choiceAdventureScript changed from to instantsccs_choice.ash > > Executing Run Start/Council > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference lastCouncilVisit changed from 0 to 1 > Run Start/Council completed! > > Executing Run Start/Toot > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI Preference questM05Toot changed from started to finished Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 12 to 13 Created an empty checkpoint. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack You acquire an item: big rock Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 13 to 14 > Run Start/Toot completed! > > Executing Run Start/Skeleton Store > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1059/1: Sure, I'll go check it out. choice.php?whichchoice=1059&option=1&pwd Preference questM23Meatsmith changed from unstarted to started Preference skeletonStoreAvailable changed from false to true > Run Start/Skeleton Store completed! > > Executing Run Start/Overgrown Lot > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1064/1: Sure, I'll go pick some flowers. choice.php?whichchoice=1064&option=1&pwd Preference questM24Doc changed from unstarted to started Preference overgrownLotAvailable changed from false to true > Run Start/Overgrown Lot completed! > > Executing Run Start/Madness Bakery > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1065/1: Okay, fine. I'll go get your pie. choice.php?whichchoice=1065&option=1&pwd Preference questM25Armorer changed from unstarted to started Preference madnessBakeryAvailable changed from false to true > Run Start/Madness Bakery completed! > > Executing Run Start/Sell Pork Gems > CCS: [default]\n ";" Created an empty checkpoint. use 1 pork elf goodies sack You acquire an item: porquoise You acquire an item: porquoise You acquire an item: hamethyst You acquire an item: baconstone You acquire an item: porquoise Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 14 to 15 autosell: 1 hamethyst You gain 500 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 15 to 16 autosell: 1 baconstone You gain 500 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 16 to 17 autosell: 3 porquoise You gain 1,500 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 17 to 18 > Run Start/Sell Pork Gems completed! > > Executing Run Start/Get Floundry item > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an item: fish hatchet Preference _floundryItemCreated changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 18 to 19 Preference _instant_floundryItemCreated changed from to Run Start/Get Floundry item > Run Start/Get Floundry item completed! > > Executing Run Start/Update Replica Store Credits > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _2002MrStoreCreditsCollected changed from false to true use 1 2002 Mr. Store Catalog Visiting Mr. Store 2002 Preference availableMrStore2002Credits changed from 0 to 3 > Run Start/Update Replica Store Credits completed! > > Executing Run Start/Use Meat Butler > CCS: [default]\n ";" Created an empty checkpoint. trading 1 Mr. Store 2002 Credit for 1 Meat Butler You acquire an item: Meat Butler Preference availableMrStore2002Credits changed from 3 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 19 to 20 Created an empty checkpoint. use 1 Meat Butler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 20 to 21 > Run Start/Use Meat Butler completed! > > Executing Run Start/Borrowed Time > CCS: [default]\n ";" Created an empty checkpoint. Created an empty checkpoint. cast 1 Summon Clip Art Your Meat Butler has collected some meat from around your campsite. You acquire an item: borrowed time You gain 981 Meat Preference tomeSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _clipartSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 21 to 22 Created an empty checkpoint. use 1 borrowed time You gain 20 Adventures Preference _borrowedTimeUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 22 to 23 Preference _instant_tomeSummons changed from to Run Start/Borrowed Time > Run Start/Borrowed Time completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon candy cane sword cane equip off-hand august scepter Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from to ghostasaurus equip shirt Jurassic Parka You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 23 to 24 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts equip acc1 hewn moon-rune spoon equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Newbiesport™ tent Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 24 to 25 [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 223 hit points You gain 115 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 0 to 1 Preference _instant_timesRested changed from to Run Start/Restore mp > Run Start/Restore mp not completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 122 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 1 to 2 > Run Start/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Run Start/Numberology > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Calculate the Universe [1] numberology 69 You gain 3 Adventures Preference _universeCalculated changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 25 to 26 > Run Start/Numberology completed! > > Executing Run Start/Daycare Nap > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Boxing Daycare [1] Boxing Daycare Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Have a Boxing Daydream Encounter: Have a Boxing Daydream Preference _daycareNap changed from false to true You acquire an item: punch-drunk punch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 26 to 27 > Run Start/Daycare Nap completed! > > Executing Run Start/Scavenge > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Boxing Daycare Preference daycareToddlers changed from 0 to 2 Preference daycareInstructors changed from 0 to 1 [1] Boxing Daycare Preference lastEncounter changed from Have a Boxing Daydream to Enter the Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Preference daycareLastScavenge changed from 476 to 479 Preference _daycareGymScavenges changed from 0 to 1 Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 479 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! You gain 12 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! You gain 25 Smarm You gain some Moxie points! Preference daycareEquipment changed from 0 to 480 > Run Start/Scavenge completed! > > Executing Run Start/Cosplay Saber > CCS: [default]\n ";" main.php?action=may4 Preference lastEncounter changed from Enter the Boxing Daycare to Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber Took choice 1386/4: Empathy Chip choice.php?whichchoice=1386&option=4&pwd Preference _saberMod changed from 0 to 4 > Run Start/Cosplay Saber completed! > > Executing Run Start/Backup Camera > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1449/1: Toggle to Warning Beep choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=1 Preference backupCameraMode changed from meat to ml Took choice 1449/4: Enable Reverser choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=4 Preference backupCameraReverserEnabled changed from false to true > Run Start/Backup Camera completed! > > Executing Run Start/Update Garbage Tote > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd Preference garbageTreeCharge changed from 0 to 1000 Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 0 to 11 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 0 to 37 Preference _garbageItemChanged changed from false to true You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle > Run Start/Update Garbage Tote completed! > > Executing Run Start/Harvest Power Plant > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 potted power plant Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from to 1,1,1,1,1,1,1 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=1 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 1,1,1,1,1,1,1 to 0,1,1,1,1,1,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 27 to 28 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=2 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,1,1,1,1,1,1 to 0,0,1,1,1,1,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 28 to 29 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=3 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,0,1,1,1,1,1 to 0,0,0,1,1,1,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 29 to 30 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=4 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,0,0,1,1,1,1 to 0,0,0,0,1,1,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 30 to 31 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=5 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,0,0,0,1,1,1 to 0,0,0,0,0,1,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 31 to 32 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=6 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,0,0,0,0,1,1 to 0,0,0,0,0,0,1 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 32 to 33 Took choice 1448/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1448&option=1&pp=7 Preference _pottedPowerPlant changed from 0,0,0,0,0,0,1 to 0,0,0,0,0,0,0 You acquire an item: battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 33 to 34 > Run Start/Harvest Power Plant completed! > > Executing Run Start/Harvest Garden > CCS: [default]\n ";" Harvesting your garden You acquire peppermint sprout (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 34 to 35 Harvesting your garden Harvesting your garden > Run Start/Harvest Garden completed! > > Executing Run Start/Looking Glass > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion Preference _lookingGlass changed from false to true > Run Start/Looking Glass completed! > > Executing Run Start/Autumnaton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Send your autumn-aton to The Sleazy Back Alley Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 0 to 1 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to The Sleazy Back Alley Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from -1 to 359437 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 35 to 36 > Run Start/Autumnaton completed! > > Executing Run Start/Configure Trainset > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 model train set Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 36 to 37 Preference trainsetConfiguration changed from to tower_fizzy,brain_silo,viewing_platform,water_bridge,candy_factory,coal_hopper,tower_frozen,meat_mine Took choice 1485/1: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1485&option=1&forceoption=0&slot[0]=1&slot[1]=2&slot[2]=4&slot[3]=8&slot[4]=17&slot[5]=3&slot[6]=13&slot[7]=7&pwd Preference lastTrainsetConfiguration changed from -40 to 0 Preference trainsetConfiguration changed from tower_fizzy,brain_silo,viewing_platform,water_bridge,candy_factory,coal_hopper,tower_frozen,meat_mine to meat_mine,tower_fizzy,tower_frozen,coal_hopper,brawn_silo,viewing_platform,water_bridge,candy_factory > Run Start/Configure Trainset completed! > > Executing Run Start/Set Apriling Band Helmet (NC) > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1526/1: Conduct the Patrol Beat choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=1&pwd You acquire an intrinsic: Apriling Band Patrol Beat Preference nextAprilBandTurn changed from 0 to 359437 Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd > Run Start/Set Apriling Band Helmet (NC) completed! > > Executing Run Start/Get Apriling Band Instruments > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1526/7: Join the Drum Majors choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=7&pwd You acquire an item: Apriling band staff Preference _aprilBandInstruments changed from 0 to 1 Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd Took choice 1526/8: Join the Piccolo Section choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=8&pwd You acquire an item: Apriling band piccolo Preference _aprilBandInstruments changed from 1 to 2 Took choice 1526/9: March on choice.php?whichchoice=1526&option=9&pwd Preference _instant_aprilBandInstruments changed from to Run Start/Get Apriling Band Instruments > Run Start/Get Apriling Band Instruments completed! > > Executing Run Start/Mayam Calendar (Pre-coil) > CCS: [default]\n ";" familiar Chest Mimic (12 lbs) use 1 Mayam Calendar Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=3&p=3&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=2&p=0&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=1&p=0&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=0&p=1&pwd Took choice 1527/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: yam You acquire an item: yam You gain 5 Adventures Preference _mayamSymbolsUsed changed from to fur,yam2,yam3,clock Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 37 to 38 > Run Start/Mayam Calendar (Pre-coil) completed! > > Executing Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Skeleton Store familiar Hobo in Sheep's Clothing (12 lbs) equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip miniature crystal ball, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -acc2, -off-hand, -shirt equip acc3 backup camera equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip miniature crystal ball, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1746;if hasskill Spit jurassic acid;skill Spit jurassic acid;endif;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl a Curveball;skill Bowl a Curveball;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;if hasskill Monkey Slap;skill Monkey Slap;endif;abort;" Preference lastEncounter changed from Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to dilophosaur cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting You acquire an item: little paper umbrella You acquire an item: coconut shell You acquire an item: magical ice cubes You acquire an item: little paper umbrella You acquire an item: little paper umbrella Preference cocktailSummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting You acquire scrumptious reagent (5) Preference reagentSummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Pastamastery You acquire dry noodles (5) Preference noodleSummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark Preference _candySummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Lunch Break You acquire an item: sack lunch Preference _lunchBreak changed from false to true cast 1 Spaghetti Breakfast You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast Preference _spaghettiBreakfast changed from false to true cast 1 Grab a Cold One You acquire an item: Cold One Preference _coldOne changed from false to true cast 1 Perfect Freeze You acquire an item: perfect ice cube Preference _perfectFreezeUsed changed from false to true cast 1 Acquire Rhinestones You acquire rhinestone (35) Preference _rhinestonesAcquired changed from false to true cast 1 Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety You acquire bottle of rum (3) You acquire an item: lime You acquire grapefruit (2) Preference _preventScurvy changed from false to true Preference _meatpermp changed from to 8.5 Preference _meatperhp changed from to 1.7 Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Skeleton Store [1] The Skeleton Store Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Skeletons In Store Encounter: Skeletons In Store Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 38 to 39 > Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton not completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip off-hand august scepter Preference lastEncounter changed from Skeletons In Store to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to ghostasaurus equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 37 hit points You gain 104 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 2 to 3 > Run Start/Restore mp not completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 115 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4 > Run Start/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella custom outfit Script Outfit 1 > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip miniature crystal ball, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1746;if hasskill Spit jurassic acid;skill Spit jurassic acid;endif;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl a Curveball;skill Bowl a Curveball;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;if hasskill Monkey Slap;skill Monkey Slap;endif;abort;" Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to dilophosaur [1] The Skeleton Store Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to remaindered skeleton Encounter: remaindered skeleton Preference singleFamiliarRun changed from 0 to -1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 0 to 1 You gain 978 Meat. Preference lastNemesisReset changed from 234 to 235 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts BOWL A CURVEBALL! You lose 978 Meat. You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 4 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from to remaindered skeleton This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 39 to 40 > Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton not completed! > > Executing Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip miniature crystal ball, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1746;if hasskill Spit jurassic acid;skill Spit jurassic acid;endif;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;if hasskill Monkey Slap;skill Monkey Slap;endif;abort;" Preference lastEncounter changed from remaindered skeleton to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 [1] The Skeleton Store Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to factory-irregular skeleton Encounter: factory-irregular skeleton Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0:factory-irregular skeleton:snokebomb:0 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from remaindered skeleton to factory-irregular skeleton This combat did not cost a turn Preference _instant_snokebombUsed changed from to Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton > Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton not completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp custom outfit Script Outfit 2 Preference lastEncounter changed from factory-irregular skeleton to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to ghostasaurus > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 37 hit points You gain 112 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 4 to 5 > Run Start/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella custom outfit Script Outfit 1 > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip miniature crystal ball, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1746;if hasskill Spit jurassic acid;skill Spit jurassic acid;endif;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;endif;if hasskill Monkey Slap;skill Monkey Slap;endif;abort;" Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to dilophosaur [1] The Skeleton Store Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to novelty tropical skeleton Encounter: novelty tropical skeleton Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SPIT JURASSIC ACID! You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (99) Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Any biology textbook will tell you that the novelty tropical skeleton's guts smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson roots around the area, looking for extra stuff. You acquire an item: cherry You acquire an item: MayDay™ supply package Preference _maydayDropped changed from false to true You acquire an item: strawberry You acquire an item: orange You acquire an item: grapefruit You acquire an item: lemon You acquire an item: lemon After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson gnaws listlessly on a little patch of grass. After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson bleats at you with obvious admiration. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 2 Cheek After Battle: A mental X marks the spot in a box labeled "skeleton bits" where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from factory-irregular skeleton to novelty tropical skeleton This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 40 to 41 use 1 MayDay™ supply package You acquire an effect: Ready to Survive (30) You acquire an item: survival knife You acquire an item: space blanket You acquire an item: carrot cake precipice bar Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 41 to 42 autosell: 1 space blanket You gain 5,000 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 42 to 43 > Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip off-hand august scepter Preference lastEncounter changed from novelty tropical skeleton to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to ghostasaurus equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 40 hit points You gain 71 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 5 to 6 > Run Start/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Run Start/Kramco Preference nextAdventure changed from The Skeleton Store to Noob Cave familiar Shorter-Order Cook (12 lbs) equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 43 to 44 equip acc2 spring shoes Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon Unequip Hobo in Sheep's Clothing equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference lastAdventure changed from The Skeleton Store to Noob Cave [1] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 0 to 1 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 0 to 359426 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Jack tube in a blanket, triple dog water!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 6 (+6) (+12) (+6) (+12) (+1). Round 2: sausage goblin drops 3 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 3 defense. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 2 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bowl of Dakotas high and dry, extra yogurt!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! You gain 176 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese You acquire an item: magical sausage casing You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: crunchy brush Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 37 to 36 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from novelty tropical skeleton to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 44 to 45 Preference _instant_sausageFights changed from to Run Start/Kramco > Run Start/Kramco completed! > > Executing Run Start/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip off-hand august scepter equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [1] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 112 hit points You gain 138 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 6 to 7 > Run Start/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Coil Wire/Test > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Coil Wire takes 60 adventures (predicted: 60). Preference _CSTest11 changed from to 60 Took choice 1089/11: Perform Service (60 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=11&pwd You lose 60 Adventures You acquire an item: a ten-percent bonus Preference csServicesPerformed changed from to Coil Wire Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0:factory-irregular skeleton:snokebomb:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 45 to 46 > Coil Wire/Test completed! > > Executing Leveling/Clan Shower > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Muscle Unbound (50) Preference _aprilShower changed from false to true > Leveling/Clan Shower completed! > > Executing Leveling/Mainstat Gaze > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Patient Smile You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10) > Leveling/Mainstat Gaze completed! > > Executing Leveling/Hot in Herre > CCS: [default]\n ";" trading 1 Mr. Store 2002 Credit for 1 Charter: Nellyville You acquire an item: Charter: Nellyville Preference availableMrStore2002Credits changed from 2 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 46 to 47 use 1 Charter: Nellyville You acquire an effect: Hot in Herre (30) You acquire hot nuggets (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 47 to 48 > Leveling/Hot in Herre completed! > > Executing Leveling/Synth Exp Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" Use 1 peppermint sprout You acquire an item: peppermint twist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 48 to 49 Use 1 peppermint sprout You acquire an item: peppermint twist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 49 to 50 cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 1 peppermint twist, peppermint twist You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Movement (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 50 to 51 Preference _instant_peppermint sprout changed from to Leveling/Synth Exp Buff Preference _instant_peppermint sprout_used changed from to 2 Preference _instant_spleenUse changed from to Leveling/Synth Exp Buff > Leveling/Synth Exp Buff completed! > > Executing Leveling/Wish for XP% buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=HGH-charged&option=1 You acquire an effect: HGH-charged (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (7) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _instant_monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from to Leveling/Wish for XP% buff > Leveling/Wish for XP% buff completed! > > Executing Leveling/Use Ten-Percent Bonus > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: That's Just Cloud-Talk, Man (100) BE GOOD, ALRIGHT Preference _cloudTalkMessage changed from to BE GOOD, ALRIGHT Smoked by k3xmoon (1877214) Preference _cloudTalkSmoker changed from to Smoked by k3xmoon (1877214) Preference _campAwayCloudBuffs changed from 0 to 1 use 1 a ten-percent bonus You gain 2500 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! You gain 1350 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! You gain 1350 Sarcasm You gain some Moxie points! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 51 to 52 > Leveling/Use Ten-Percent Bonus completed! > > Executing Leveling/Alice Army > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher Preference grimoire3Summons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 52 to 53 > Leveling/Alice Army completed! > > Executing Leveling/Confiscator's Grimoire > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things You acquire an item: glow-in-the-dark necklace You acquire an item: confiscated love note You acquire an item: chewable paper Preference _grimoireConfiscatorSummons changed from 0 to 1 > Leveling/Confiscator's Grimoire completed! > > Executing Leveling/Consult Fortune Teller > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-4&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick You acquire an effect: Gunther Than Thou (100) Preference _clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from false to true Preference _instant_clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from to Leveling/Consult Fortune Teller > Leveling/Consult Fortune Teller completed! > > Executing Leveling/Use General Store Statboost > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 5 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 21 each from The General Store You spent 105 Meat You acquire Ben-Gal™ Balm (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 53 to 54 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 54 to 55 use 5 Ben-Gal™ Balm You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (15) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 55 to 56 > Leveling/Use General Store Statboost completed! > > Executing Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages > CCS: [default]\n ";" Create 1 meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You lose 100 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 56 to 57 Create 2 meat paste You acquire meat paste (2) You lose 20 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 57 to 58 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 0 to 100 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 58 to 59 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 100 to 120 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 120 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 59 to 60 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 60 to 61 > Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages completed! > > Executing Leveling/Mayam Calendar (Leveling) > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Mayam Calendar Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=3&p=1&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=2&p=4&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=1&p=2&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=0&p=0&pwd Took choice 1527/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=1&pwd You gain 175 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! You gain 700 Meat You acquire an item: goat cheese You acquire an item: yam Preference _mayamSymbolsUsed changed from fur,yam2,yam3,clock to sword,fur,yam2,meat,yam3,cheese,yam4,clock Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 61 to 62 > Leveling/Mayam Calendar (Leveling) completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow bucket Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow sausage Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Affinity (11) Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference _shadowAffinityToday changed from false to true Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow bucket to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow sausage to Preference _instant_shadowAffinityToday changed from to Leveling/Get Rufus Quest > Leveling/Get Rufus Quest completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo equip acc2 spring shoes Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to spikolodon equip acc3 backup camera Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 62 to 63 > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.3955788248981966 buy 4 anti-anti-antidote for 28 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show You spent 112 Meat You acquire anti-anti-antidote (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 63 to 64 > Restoring HP! Currently at 271 of 573 HP, 248 of 248 MP, current meat: 9020 ... Target HP = 573. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3955788248981966 to 0.5629139072847682 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 302 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.5629139072847682 to 0.3955788248981966 equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 red rocket for 225 each from Clan Underground Fireworks Shop You spent 225 Meat You acquire an item: red rocket Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 64 to 65 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 65 to 66 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 105 hit points Preference shadowRiftIngress changed from to town_right Entering the Shadow Rift via The Right Side of the Tracks Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow prism Encounter: shadow prism Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 0 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 4 to 5 Round 1: You gain 1400 Fortitude Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the red rocket! moxie weed is not multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (100) You acquire an effect: Ready to Eat (99) Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a beef frog dazed and confused, put a hat on it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 2: You lose 11 hit points Round 2: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: %PHYLUM CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS! You acquire an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (50) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a beef mother through the garden, whisper of squitlins!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 3: You lose 14 hit points Preference _circadianRhythmsPhylum changed from to horror Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 0 to 1 Preference _circadianRhythmsRecalled changed from false to true Round 3: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bird's snacks through the garden, scrape of Canada!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow prism drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 8 defense. Round 4: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 5: shadow prism takes 17 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (29) Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Flopped mothers whistling Dixie, put it on ice!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 7 defense. Round 5: You lose 14 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 0 to 1 Round 5: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (28) Round 6: shadow prism drops 13 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 26 defense. Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Flat onion burned to hell, put it on ice!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow prism drops 7 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 7 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) You acquire an item: bag of GORP After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Two hot snacks dazed and confused, forget the cheese!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: Did you know that on average every fourth shadow prism is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is! Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Gummibrain (10) After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 98 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area underneath the void with a cache of meat! You gain 76 Meat. You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 55 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm You acquire an item: moxie weed You acquire an item: bum cheek You acquire an item: Mad Train wine You acquire an item: autumn leaf You acquire an item: Yeast of Boris After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 11 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to shadow prism This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 1 to 2 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from The Sleazy Back Alley to Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359437 to 359486 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 66 to 67 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3955788248981966 to 0.3252032520325203 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 2 bottle of rum You gain 70 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 67 to 68 > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip off-hand Abracandalabra Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow prism to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to ghostasaurus equip acc1 hewn moon-rune spoon equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [61] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 191 hit points You gain 130 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 7 to 8 Preference _instant_timesRested changed from Run Start/Restore mp to Run Start/Restore mp,Leveling/Restore mp > Leveling/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 68 to 69 equip acc2 spring shoes Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to spikolodon equip acc3 backup camera > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow cow Encounter: shadow cow Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 1 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:remaindered skeleton:Bowl a Curveball:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 5 to 6 Round 1: You gain 240 Beefiness Round 1: You gain 119 Mysteriousness Round 1: You gain 141 Chutzpah Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Dog's apple burned to hell, skip the yogurt!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow cow drops 8 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 7 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow cow takes 16 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (27) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a dog's shingle broken in half, make it fly!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow cow drops 8 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 9 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 1 to 2 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (26) Round 4: shadow cow drops 13 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 26 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Rich snack hard and greasy, split the diff!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 7 defense. Round 4: You lose 33 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 1 to 2 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Two hipster honeys wanted for crimes, nickel and dime it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow cow drops 7 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bruised legs dazed and confused, extra dirt!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: It is possible to go into a trance after defeating a shadow cow and do a little bit of automatic writing. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 95 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek You acquire an item: sea lychee Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 10 to 9 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow prism to shadow cow This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 69 to 70 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3252032520325203 to 0.3139427516158818 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 655 of 722 HP, 308 of 481 MP, current meat: 8941 ... Target HP = 722. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3139427516158818 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.3139427516158818 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow cow to shadow guy Encounter: shadow guy Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 2 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 6 to 7 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Crowd of spotted moons whistling Dixie, hold the mud!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow guy drops 8 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 7 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow guy takes 15 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (25) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bobcat's stone down the hatch, drown it with Brunswick!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow guy drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 11 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 2 to 3 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (24) Round 4: shadow guy drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Slammed slice burned to hell, whisper of Malone!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow guy drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 10 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 2 to 3 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Double cows sitting pretty, no squitlins!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow guy drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 11 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) Your familiar gains a pound: Wonklin, the 2 lb. Shorter-Order Cook After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a Jack father in the bathtub, half jiggle!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: Any biology textbook will tell you that the shadow guy has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 98 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 9 to 8 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow cow to shadow guy This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 70 to 71 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 701 of 722 HP, 276 of 481 MP, current meat: 8941 ... Target HP = 722. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3139427516158818 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.3139427516158818 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow guy to shadow prism Encounter: shadow prism Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 3 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 7 to 8 You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! City ticket burned to hell, extra fire juice!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow prism drops 8 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 8 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow prism takes 14 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (23) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a flat frog hard and greasy, sniff of mayo!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow prism drops 8 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 10 defense. Round 3: You lose 20 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 3 to 4 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (22) Round 4: shadow prism drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Crowd of washed honeys through the garden, hold the jiggle!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow prism drops 10 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 9 defense. Round 4: You lose 11 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 3 to 4 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cup of Dakotas whistling Dixie, extra crying!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow prism drops 11 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow prism takes 18 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Crowd of slammed juices on their honeymoon, extra tomato!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow prism takes 104 damage. Round 6: shadow prism drops 11 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 10 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Slammed ticket pushing up daisies, hide the Goldthwait!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 125 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: sea lychee Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 8 to 7 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow guy to shadow prism This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 71 to 72 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3139427516158818 to 0.31007751937984496 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 690 of 731 HP, 244 of 484 MP, current meat: 8941 ... Target HP = 731. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.31007751937984496 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.31007751937984496 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow prism to shadow cow Encounter: shadow cow Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 4 to 5 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 8 to 9 You gain 895 Meat. Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Two slab of slices sitting pretty, extra gravy!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow cow drops 11 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow cow takes 13 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (21) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bird's slice slapped in irons, drown it with Canada!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 14 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 4 to 5 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (20) Round 4: shadow cow drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Frowning seeds over easier, extra salt!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow cow drops 8 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 8 defense. Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 4 to 5 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Jack tickets in the bathtub, double crying!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow cow drops 10 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 5: You lose 11 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow cow takes 17 damage. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Screaming wallets over the moon, split the diff!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow cow takes 196 damage. Round 6: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Roast moons shacked up, whisper of Malone!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: It is possible to go into a trance after defeating a shadow cow and do a little bit of automatic writing. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 88 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: sea tangelo Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 7 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow prism to shadow cow This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 72 to 73 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.31007751937984496 to 0.3075531433740389 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 712 of 737 HP, 204 of 484 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 737. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3075531433740389 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.3075531433740389 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Encounter: shadow cow Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 5 to 6 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 9 to 10 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Slammed cow gone downtown, slap of fire juice!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 10 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow cow takes 13 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (19) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Spotted wallet sitting pretty, put a hat on it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow cow drops 12 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 11 defense. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 5 to 6 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (18) Round 4: shadow cow drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Roast wallet on a raft, put it on wheels!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow cow drops 10 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 11 defense. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 5 to 6 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Flat dog over hard, skip the Canada!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 5: You lose 11 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow cow takes 17 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bowl of Dakota sitting pretty, hold the gravy!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow cow drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow cow drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow cow takes 98 damage. Round 6: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Flopped onion broken in half, slap of bee spit!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: It is possible to go into a trance after defeating a shadow cow and do a little bit of automatic writing. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 125 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: sea honeydew Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 6 to 5 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 73 to 74 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3075531433740389 to 0.3034359660865685 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip off-hand Abracandalabra Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow cow to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to ghostasaurus equip acc1 hewn moon-rune spoon equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [61] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 102 hit points You gain 142 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 8 to 9 > Leveling/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 74 to 75 equip acc2 spring shoes custom outfit Script Outfit 0 Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=3 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to spikolodon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to shadow prism Encounter: shadow prism Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 6 to 7 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 10 to 11 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! French sauces gone downtown, extra squitlins!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow prism drops 10 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow prism takes 20 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (17) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Ocean moons singing the blues, extra dog water!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow prism drops 10 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 14 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 6 to 7 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (16) Round 4: shadow prism drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Rich father down the hatch, extra salad!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 4: You lose 15 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 6 to 7 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a bird's arm high and dry, nickel and dime it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 9 defense. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow prism takes 22 damage. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Sharpened father broken in half, forget the mayo!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow prism takes 87 damage. Round 6: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) You acquire an item: water purification pills Your familiar gains a pound: Wonklin, the 3 lb. Shorter-Order Cook After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cat's apples singing the blues, put it on ice!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 118 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 28 hit points Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 5 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow cow to shadow prism This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 7 to 8 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 75 to 76 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.3034359660865685 to 0.2998236331569665 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 737 of 756 HP, 290 of 484 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 756. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.2998236331569665 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.2998236331569665 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow prism to shadow guy Encounter: shadow guy Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 11 to 12 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Dog's slice broken in half, make it fly!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow guy drops 9 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 12 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow guy takes 20 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (15) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a city arm dazed and confused, no jungle!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow guy drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 16 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 7 to 8 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (14) Round 4: shadow guy drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Murphy apples dazed and confused, triple hassle!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow guy drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 14 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 7 to 8 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Sweet slices in the bathtub, half onions!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow guy drops 12 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 11 defense. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow guy takes 22 damage. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Frowning stone slapped in irons, forget the tomato!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow guy takes 107 damage. Round 6: shadow guy drops 10 attack power. Round 6: shadow guy drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cat's snacks gone downtown, skip the hassle!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: Any biology textbook will tell you that the shadow guy has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash You acquire an item: shadow bread You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 105 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 142 Muscularity Points Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 4 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow prism to shadow guy This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 8 to 9 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 8 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 76 to 77 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 722 of 756 HP, 400 of 488 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 756. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.2998236331569665 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.2998236331569665 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow guy to shadow prism Encounter: shadow prism Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 8 to 9 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 12 to 13 Round 1: You gain 1710 Muscleboundness Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cup of moons on their honeymoon, put a hat on it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow prism drops 10 attack power. Round 2: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow prism takes 20 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (13) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Half a double tube wanted for crimes, hold the gravy!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 3: You lose 19 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 8 to 9 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (12) Round 4: shadow prism drops 14 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 28 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Ocean whip shacked up, sniff of Jekyll!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 4: shadow prism drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 8 to 9 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Beef slices in a blanket, nickel and dime it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow prism drops 12 attack power. Round 5: shadow prism drops 11 defense. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow prism takes 22 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cup of biscuit over easy, hold the Canada!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow prism takes 92 damage. Round 6: shadow prism drops 9 attack power. Round 6: shadow prism drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bobcat's sauces shacked up, nickel and dime it!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 3 to 0 You acquire an item: shadow glass After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 120 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: grapes Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 3 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow guy to shadow prism This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 9 to 10 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 9 to 10 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 77 to 78 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.2998236331569665 to 0.26479750778816197 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 720 of 856 HP, 368 of 488 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 856. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.26479750778816197 to 1.25 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 136 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.25 to 0.26479750778816197 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow prism to shadow guy Encounter: shadow guy Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 9 to 10 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 13 to 14 Round 1: You gain 248 Strongness Round 1: You gain 182 Wizardliness Round 1: You gain 170 Roguishness Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Two special gravys gone downtown, put a hat on it!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 2: shadow guy drops 10 attack power. Round 2: shadow guy drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow guy takes 18 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (11) Round 3: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Cat's dogs buckling onions, sniff of pepper!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 3: shadow guy drops 11 attack power. Round 3: shadow guy drops 10 defense. Round 3: You lose 16 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 9 to 10 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (10) Round 4: shadow guy drops 15 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 30 defense. Round 4: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Bowl of onion on their honeymoon, put it on wheels!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 4: shadow guy drops 12 attack power. Round 4: shadow guy drops 9 defense. Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 9 to 10 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Two sweet otters on a rack, forget the Jekyll!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 5: shadow guy drops 13 attack power. Round 5: shadow guy drops 12 defense. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow guy takes 21 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Irish legs broken in half, put it on wheels!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing 1 (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4) (+4). Round 6: shadow guy drops 2 attack power. Round 6: shadow guy drops 2 defense. Round 6: shadow guy takes 85 damage. Round 6: shadow guy drops 10 attack power. Round 6: shadow guy drops 11 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose some of an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: Wonklin shouts "Order up! Beef juices shacked up, put it on wheels!" and tosses a plate of food to Hobo in Sheep's Clothing, who gains 1 exp! You acquire an item: short stack of pancakes After Battle: Any biology textbook will tell you that the shadow guy has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash After Battle: Ah, a horror! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 120 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 108 Muscularity Points Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 2 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow prism to shadow guy This combat did not cost a turn Preference _shortOrderCookCharge changed from 10 to 0 Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 10 to 11 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.26479750778816197 to 0.2593440122044241 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift familiar Nanorhino (7 lbs) Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon Unequip Shorter-Order Cook equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring HP! Currently at 837 of 874 HP, 432 of 496 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 874. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.2593440122044241 to 1.7 cast 1 Disco Nap You gain 40 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 1.7 to 0.2593440122044241 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow guy to shadow cow Encounter: shadow cow Preference _shadowRiftCombats changed from 10 to 11 Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Rhinozord stabs your opponent with his horn and injects millions of nanobots into their system. Your foe starts to look ill as several important organs are liquified. Round 1: shadow cow drops 12 attack power. Round 1: shadow cow drops 12 defense. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 14 to 15 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Rhinozord notices your reliance on mystical powers, and injects you with millions of midichlorians mystical power enhancing nanobots. You acquire an effect: Nanobrainy (50) Round 2: Rhinozord's nanobots focus the ambient lighting into a tight beam of photons that fries your opponent for 4 points of hot damage. Round 2: shadow cow takes 4 damage. Round 2: shadow cow drops 11 attack power. Round 2: shadow cow drops 12 defense. Preference _nanorhinoCharge changed from 100 to 0 Round 2: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET STAB! Round 3: shadow cow takes 18 damage. You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (9) Round 3: Rhinozord's nanobots precipitate moisture out of the air, forming it into a large icicle that does 4 points of cold damage when it lands of your opponent. Round 3: shadow cow takes 4 damage. Round 3: shadow cow drops 9 attack power. Round 3: shadow cow drops 9 defense. Round 3: You lose 17 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetStabUsed changed from 10 to 11 Round 3: bsander casts SURPRISINGLY SWEET SLASH! You acquire an effect: Peppermint Rush (8) Round 4: shadow cow drops 15 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 30 defense. Round 4: Rhinozord's nanobots grab the air molecules around your opponent and move them around very quickly, essentially turning the air into fire. Your foe takes 4 points of hot damage. Round 4: shadow cow takes 4 damage. Round 4: shadow cow drops 13 attack power. Round 4: shadow cow drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 14 hit points Preference _surprisinglySweetSlashUsed changed from 10 to 11 Round 4: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 5: Rhinozord's nanobots swarm rapidly around your opponent. The increased friction causes its clothes (or fur, or whatever) to catch on fire, causing 4 points of hot damage. Round 5: shadow cow takes 4 damage. Round 5: shadow cow drops 10 attack power. Round 5: shadow cow drops 10 defense. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: shadow cow takes 20 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: Rhinozord reforms into a large hovering skull and crossbones, and buzzes "SKATE OR DIE!" Your opponent takes 4 points of spooky damage from the unnerving and confusing sight. Round 6: shadow cow takes 4 damage. Round 6: shadow cow takes 95 damage. Round 6: shadow cow drops 13 attack power. Round 6: shadow cow drops 11 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! You lose an effect: Shadow Affinity (1) After Battle: It is possible to go into a trance after defeating a shadow cow and do a little bit of automatic writing. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil After Battle: Rhinozord's nanobots disassemble some of the local scenery to build more nanobots, bringing him up to 2% charge. You should probably be careful not to fight anything near your commemorative plate collection. After Battle: You gain 145 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 18 hit points Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 1 to 0 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow guy to shadow cow This combat did not cost a turn Preference _nanorhinoCharge changed from 0 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 78 to 79 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.2593440122044241 to 0.25757575757575757 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Shadow Rift familiar Melodramedary (7 lbs) equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 79 to 80 Maximizer: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon Unequip Nanorhino equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.25757575757575757 to 0.20238095238095238 > Restoring HP! Currently at 855 of 1120 HP, 400 of 526 MP, current meat: 9836 ... Target HP = 1000. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.20238095238095238 to 0.6415094339622641 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 265 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.6415094339622641 to 0.20238095238095238 [61] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from shadow cow to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference encountersUntilSRChoice changed from 0 to 11 Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/3: shadow bucket choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: shadow bucket Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow bucket to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Shadow Rift completed! > > Executing Leveling/Use Reagent Booster > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 900 each from The General Store You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 80 to 81 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 81 to 82 use 1 Dramatic™ range Preference hasRange changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 82 to 83 [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 lemon You acquire an item: philter of phorce Crafting used 1 each of lemon and scrumptious reagent Preference _cookbookbatCrafting changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 83 to 84 use 1 philter of phorce You acquire an effect: Phorcefullness (10) > Leveling/Use Reagent Booster completed! > > Executing Leveling/Use Reagent Balancer > CCS: [default]\n ";" [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 lime You acquire an item: oil of stability Crafting used 1 each of lime and scrumptious reagent Preference _cookbookbatCrafting changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 84 to 85 > Leveling/Use Reagent Balancer completed! > > Executing Leveling/Snokebomb Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) to The Neverending Party > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;" Preference choiceAdventure1094 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1115 changed from 0 to 6 Preference choiceAdventure1322 changed from 0 to 2 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.20238095238095238 to 0.1630695443645084 > Restoring HP! Currently at 899 of 1390 HP, 380 of 526 MP, current meat: 8936 ... Target HP = 1000. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.1630695443645084 to 0.34623217922606925 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 491 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.34623217922606925 to 0.1630695443645084 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) to The Neverending Party [61] The Neverending Party Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from to food Took choice 1322/2: reject quest choice.php?whichchoice=1322&option=2&pwd Preference _questPartyFair changed from unstarted to Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from food to use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Snokebomb not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Snokebomb > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;" [61] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to "plain" girl Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 15 to 16 You acquire an item: Tasty Fun Good rice candy Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:"plain" girl:snokebomb:60 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 7 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from shadow cow to "plain" girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 85 to 86 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_snokebombUsed changed from Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton to Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton,Leveling/Snokebomb > Leveling/Snokebomb not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Snokebomb > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;" [61] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to burnout Encounter: burnout Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 16 to 17 You gain 990 Meat. Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SNOKEBOMB! You lose 990 Meat. You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:"plain" girl:snokebomb:60 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:burnout:snokebomb:60 Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 6 to 5 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from "plain" girl to burnout This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 86 to 87 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Snokebomb completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 87 to 88 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 88 to 89 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: disco ball Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 89 to 90 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 90 to 91 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 91 to 92 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: saucepan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 92 to 93 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 93 to 94 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 94 to 95 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: mariachi hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 95 to 96 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 96 to 97 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 97 to 98 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: helmet turtle Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 98 to 99 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 99 to 100 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 100 to 101 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: pasta spoon Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 101 to 102 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 102 to 103 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 103 to 104 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 104 to 105 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 105 to 106 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 106 to 107 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 107 to 108 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 108 to 109 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 109 to 110 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 110 to 111 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 111 to 112 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 112 to 113 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: ravioli hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 113 to 114 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 114 to 115 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 115 to 116 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: turtle totem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 116 to 117 > Leveling/Get Totem and Saucepan completed! > > Executing Leveling/Red Skeleton > Maximize: 0.25 mus, 0.33 ML, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if !haseffect Everything Looks Yellow;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;endif;if hasskill Feel Envy;skill Feel Envy;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 278 hit points Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=1521 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None [61] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from burnout to red skeleton Encounter: red skeleton Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from to 1521 Preference locketPhylum changed from mer-kin to undead Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: You lose 10 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 17 to 18 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL ENVY! Round 2: You lose 93 hit points Preference _feelEnvyUsed changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: red skeleton drops 11 attack power. Round 3: red skeleton drops 10 defense. Round 3: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 4: red skeleton drops 12 attack power. Round 4: red skeleton drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 85 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: red skeleton takes 645 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: red skeleton takes 256 damage. Round 5: red skeleton drops 9 attack power. Round 5: red skeleton drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the arse, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness Preference camelSpit changed from 0 to 3 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of Haterade he found somewhere. (3% full) You acquire an item: red box You acquire an item: red blood cells You acquire an item: red eye After Battle: Frofflesby smiles, in a very loose sense of the word "smile". (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 138 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek After Battle: You gain 77 hit points Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from burnout to red skeleton Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Neverending Party Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 117 to 118 use 1 red box You acquire an item: red rum You acquire an item: red velvet cake You acquire an item: red coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 118 to 119 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_feelEnvyUsed changed from to Leveling/Red Skeleton Preference _instant_locketMonstersFought changed from to Leveling/Red Skeleton > Leveling/Red Skeleton completed! > > Executing Leveling/Kramco Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill 7485;skill 7485;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Get Big You acquire an effect: Big (10) cast 1 Feel Excitement You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (20) Preference _feelExcitementUsed changed from 0 to 1 main.php?eowkeeper=1 Took choice 1395/5: Friday - Hulkien choice.php?whichchoice=1395&option=5&pwd You acquire an effect: Hulkien (30) Preference _freePillKeeperUsed changed from false to true cast 1 Seal Clubbing Frenzy You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5) Visiting the Boxing Daycare [62] Boxing Daycare Preference lastEncounter changed from red skeleton to Visit the Boxing Day Spa Encounter: Visit the Boxing Day Spa Preference _daycareSpa changed from false to true You acquire an effect: Muddled (100) main.php?comb=1&pwd [62] Combing (muscle) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from to 6 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Lack of Body-Building (50) cast 1 Carol of the Bulls You acquire an effect: Carol of the Bulls (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 toy accordion for 135 each from Armory and Leggery You spent 135 Meat You acquire an item: toy accordion Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 119 to 120 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 120 to 121 cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5) cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (5) cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.1630695443645084 to 0.09385783298826778 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Noob Cave [62] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from Visit the Boxing Day Spa to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 1 to 2 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359426 to 359487 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 21 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 18 to 19 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from to sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 4: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 defense. Round 4: You lose 19 hit points Round 4: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 137 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 5: You lose 24 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 0 to 5 Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 949 damage. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points Round 6: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the arse, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points You gain 132 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 3 to 7 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a glass punchbowl he found somewhere. (7% full) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 1325 Strengthliness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 295 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 300 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 36 to 35 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from red skeleton to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 121 to 122 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.09385783298826778 to 0.08741483481167245 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_sausageFights changed from Run Start/Kramco to Run Start/Kramco,Leveling/Kramco Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from to Leveling/Kramco Preference _instant_monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from to Leveling/Kramco Preference _instant_freePillKeeperUsed changed from to Leveling/Kramco > Leveling/Kramco completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip weapon candy cane sword cane equip off-hand Abracandalabra Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/4: Pull the ghostasaurus tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=4 Preference parkaMode changed from spikolodon to ghostasaurus equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 hewn moon-rune spoon equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [62] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 201 hit points You gain 116 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 0 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 0 to 1 Preference timesRested changed from 9 to 10 Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp > Leveling/Restore mp not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [62] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 132 Muscularity Points Preference timesRested changed from 10 to 11 > Leveling/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages > CCS: [default]\n ";" Create 2 meat stack You acquire meat stack (2) You lose 200 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 122 to 123 Create 2 meat paste You acquire meat paste (2) You lose 20 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 123 to 124 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 9 to 209 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 124 to 125 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 209 to 229 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 1 to 2 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 229 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 125 to 126 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 126 to 127 > Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > Ignoring slot offhand because we don't have latte lovers member's mug > Ignoring slot acc1 because we don't have Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase > Ignoring slot acc2 because we don't have Lil' Doctor™ bag Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [62] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to fluffy bunny Encounter: fluffy bunny Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 19 to 20 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:burnout:snokebomb:60 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:burnout:snokebomb:60:fluffy bunny:Feel Hatred:61 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to fluffy bunny This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 127 to 128 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_feelHatredUsed changed from to Leveling/Monster Habitats > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [62] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from fluffy bunny to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 8 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 20 to 21 Round 1: You gain 2000 Strengthliness Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 12 defense. Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 370 damage. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin takes 712 damage. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 9 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the shoulder, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points You gain 167 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 7 to 10 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of malt liquor he found somewhere. (10% full) You acquire an item: red-hot sausage fork You acquire an item: magical sausage casing You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 690 Strengthliness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 127 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 149 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 35 to 34 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from fluffy bunny to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 128 to 129 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.08741483481167245 to 0.08348680171884591 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5) use 1 astral six-pack You acquire astral pilsner (6) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 129 to 130 drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 55 Muscleboundness You gain 13 Magicalness You gain 8 Sarcasm You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 130 to 131 Preference _instant_inebriety changed from to Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 32 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 17 Mysteriousness You gain 18 Smarm You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 131 to 132 > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 12 Fortitude You gain 27 Mysteriousness You gain 13 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 132 to 133 > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 33 Beefiness You gain 28 Magicalness You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 133 to 134 > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 17 Beefiness You gain 9 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 19 Roguishness You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose an effect: Ode to Booze Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 134 to 135 > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.08348680171884591 to 0.08281573498964803 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5) drink 1 astral pilsner You gain 12 Adventures You gain 18 Fortitude You gain 16 Magicalness You gain 13 Cheek You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 135 to 136 uneffect Ode to Booze > Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners completed! > > Executing Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages > CCS: [default]\n ";" Create 3 meat stack You acquire meat stack (3) You lose 300 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 136 to 137 Create 3 meat paste You acquire meat paste (3) You lose 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 137 to 138 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 7 to 307 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 138 to 139 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 307 to 337 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 2 to 3 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 337 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 139 to 140 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 140 to 141 > Leveling/Eat Magical Sausages completed! > > Executing Leveling/Flaming Leaflets equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 141 to 142 equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 142 to 143 equip acc2 spring shoes Maximizer: Item Drop, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon equip acc3 backup camera > Maximize: Item Drop, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Otoscope;skill Otoscope;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.08281573498964803 to 0.07429258166721293 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 601 hit points You acquire an item: tiny rake You acquire an item: rake Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 0 to 1 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None [62] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: You lose 11 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 21 to 22 Round 1: You gain 330 Strongness Round 1: You gain 207 Enchantedness Round 1: You gain 208 Chutzpah Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 143 to 144 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 7 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 8 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 7 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 8 defense. Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: flaming leaflet takes 1926 damage. Round 4: You gain 6 hit points Round 4: flaming leaflet takes 135 damage. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 7 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 7 defense. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the leg, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points After Battle: The pollen of this kind of plant is a powerful laxative. Wait, not a laxative. An antibiotic. I always get those mixed up. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points Preference camelSpit changed from 10 to 13 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a tin bucket he found somewhere. (13% full) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 235 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 73 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 71 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 34 to 33 This combat did not cost a turn Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 144 to 145 Preference _instant_leafMonstersFought changed from to Leveling/Flaming Leaflets > Leveling/Flaming Leaflets completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.07429258166721293 to 0.07302405498281787 [62] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 45 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 22 to 23 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 53 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 238 damage. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 4: You lose 49 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 0 to 5 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 449 damage. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points Round 5: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 5: You lose 46 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 478 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the face, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 183 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 13 to 17 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bag of prison wine he found somewhere. (17% full) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1775 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 554 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 478 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: kiwi Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 33 to 32 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 145 to 146 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.07302405498281787 to 0.06843800322061191 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 359 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 53 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 23 to 24 You acquire an item: orange candy heart Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 3: You lose 35 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 141 damage. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 4: You lose 32 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 10 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 482 damage. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points Round 5: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 5: You lose 46 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 9 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 6: You lose 41 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 10 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 7: You lose 41 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 8: You lose 24 hit points Round 8: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 449 damage. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points Round 9: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 9: You lose 31 hit points Round 9: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 665 damage. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points Round 10: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 18 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the kidney, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points You gain 178 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 17 to 20 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a Chug-n-Slug he found somewhere. (20% full) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1845 Strengthliness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 603 Mysteriousness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 505 Chutzpah You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 181 hit points You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 32 to 31 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 146 to 147 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06843800322061191 to 0.06437565085676418 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 58 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 24 to 25 You gain 910 Meat. Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 2: You lose 58 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 15 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 37 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 264 damage. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 18 defense. Round 4: You lose 35 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 449 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 5: You lose 33 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 419 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 6: You lose 47 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 441 damage. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the throat, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 147 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 20 to 23 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a crystal champagne flute he found somewhere. (23% full) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 2045 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 603 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 522 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: vinegar-soaked lemon slice Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 31 to 30 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 147 to 148 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.06437565085676418 to 0.061195104391648665 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 682 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 54 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 25 to 26 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: sausage goblin drops 19 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 2: You lose 40 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 15 defense. Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 139 damage. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 4: You lose 53 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 445 damage. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points Round 5: sausage goblin drops 18 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 19 defense. Round 5: You lose 107 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 478 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: sausage goblin drops 17 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 6: You lose 32 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 10 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 17 defense. Round 7: You lose 43 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 787 damage. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points Round 8: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the knee, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points You gain 188 Meat After Battle: The main thing goblins like this like to gobble is cottage cheese. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese Preference camelSpit changed from 23 to 27 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a rusty canteen he found somewhere. (27% full) You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 2395 Strengthliness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 538 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 495 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: crunchy brush Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 30 to 29 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 148 to 149 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.061195104391648665 to 0.05751501311003975 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) > Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) completed! > > Executing Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Feel Envy;skill Feel Envy;endif;if hasskill Portscan;skill Portscan;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 517 hit points cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl [62] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=2252&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to goblin flapper Encounter: goblin flapper Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 26 to 27 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL ENVY! Preference _feelEnvyUsed changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: goblin flapper drops 9 attack power. Round 3: goblin flapper drops 8 defense. Round 3: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 4: goblin flapper drops 9 attack power. Round 4: goblin flapper drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: goblin flapper takes 2339 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: goblin flapper takes 137 damage. Round 5: goblin flapper drops 9 attack power. Round 5: goblin flapper drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the ankle, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points After Battle: Did you know that on average every fourth goblin flapper is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is! Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Gummibrain (10) Preference camelSpit changed from 27 to 30 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a dented hip flask he found somewhere. (30% full) You acquire an item: drink chit You acquire an item: imported taffy After Battle: You gain 220 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 52 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 65 Smarm After Battle: You gain 141 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 29 to 28 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to goblin flapper Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 0 to 1 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 149 to 150 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_monstersMapped changed from to Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) Preference _instant_feelEnvyUsed changed from Leveling/Red Skeleton to Leveling/Red Skeleton,Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) Preference _instant_speakeasyFreeFights changed from to Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) > Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) completed! > > Executing Leveling/Oliver's Place > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05751501311003975 to 0.057152462598756094 [62] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference lastEncounter changed from goblin flapper to gator-human hybrid Encounter: gator-human hybrid Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 27 to 28 Round 1: You lose 17 hit points Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 9 attack power. Round 2: gator-human hybrid drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: gator-human hybrid drops 9 attack power. Round 3: gator-human hybrid drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: gator-human hybrid takes 2373 damage. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points Round 4: gator-human hybrid takes 138 damage. Round 4: gator-human hybrid drops 8 attack power. Round 4: gator-human hybrid drops 8 defense. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the calf, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points You gain 134 Meat After Battle: Any competent scientist would agree that the gator-human hybrid has the exact date and time of its own death carved into its skull. You check, and it does indeed say 2024-06-15T08:30:35-07:00. You acquire an effect: Spooked (10) Preference camelSpit changed from 30 to 33 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of Haterade he found somewhere. (33% full) You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Frofflesby smiles, in a very loose sense of the word "smile". (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 245 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 54 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 73 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 28 to 27 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from goblin flapper to gator-human hybrid Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 1 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 150 to 151 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.057152462598756094 to 0.05680868838763575 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_speakeasyFreeFights changed from Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) to Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map),Leveling/Oliver's Place > Leveling/Oliver's Place not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Oliver's Place Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [62] An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl Preference lastEncounter changed from gator-human hybrid to undercover prohibition agent Encounter: undercover prohibition agent Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 28 to 29 Round 1: You gain 2100 Strongness Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: undercover prohibition agent drops 9 attack power. Round 2: undercover prohibition agent drops 10 defense. Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: undercover prohibition agent drops 9 attack power. Round 3: undercover prohibition agent drops 10 defense. Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: undercover prohibition agent takes 2546 damage. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points Round 4: undercover prohibition agent takes 278 damage. Round 4: undercover prohibition agent drops 8 attack power. Round 4: undercover prohibition agent drops 8 defense. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the arm, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the undercover prohibition agent secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its intestines to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) Preference camelSpit changed from 33 to 37 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a dented hip flask he found somewhere. (37% full) You acquire an item: government per-diem You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 265 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 63 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 46 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: cranberries Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 27 to 26 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from gator-human hybrid to undercover prohibition agent Preference _speakeasyFreeFights changed from 2 to 3 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 151 to 152 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05680868838763575 to 0.05394256703157227 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Oliver's Place completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Preference nextAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to The Neverending Party Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference lastAdventure changed from An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl to The Neverending Party [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from undercover prohibition agent to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 29 to 30 Round 1: You gain 390 Strongness Round 1: You gain 229 Enchantedness Round 1: You gain 210 Cheek Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts BOWL SIDEWAYS! Round 2: You lose 156 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 6 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: biker drops 18 attack power. Round 3: biker drops 17 defense. Round 3: You lose 144 hit points Round 3: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 4: biker drops 17 attack power. Round 4: biker drops 19 defense. Round 4: You lose 64 hit points Round 4: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 5: biker takes 154 damage. Round 5: biker drops 18 attack power. Round 5: biker drops 18 defense. Round 5: You lose 28 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 25 Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: biker takes 475 damage. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points Round 6: biker drops 19 attack power. Round 6: biker drops 20 defense. Round 6: You lose 123 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: biker takes 427 damage. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points Round 7: biker drops 19 attack power. Round 7: biker drops 18 defense. Round 7: You lose 52 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: biker takes 438 damage. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points Round 8: biker drops 16 attack power. Round 8: biker drops 16 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the foot, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points You gain 271 Meat After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink! You acquire an item: broken skull Preference camelSpit changed from 37 to 40 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a replica of the Stanley Cup he found somewhere. (40% full) You acquire an item: gas can You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey You acquire an item: pentagram bandana After Battle: You gain 2445 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 711 Mysteriousness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 613 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area behind a potted plant with a cache of meat! You gain 63 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 76 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 26 to 25 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 5 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from undercover prohibition agent to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 152 to 153 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05394256703157227 to 0.051108605787298006 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from to Leveling/Powerlevel Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application),Leveling/Powerlevel > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 944 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 1: jock takes 467 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 30 to 31 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: jock drops 18 attack power. Round 2: jock drops 18 defense. Round 2: You lose 145 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: jock drops 19 attack power. Round 3: jock drops 19 defense. Round 3: You lose 139 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: jock takes 278 damage. Round 4: jock drops 18 attack power. Round 4: jock drops 18 defense. Round 4: You lose 127 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 30 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: jock takes 6 damage. Round 5: jock drops 18 attack power. Round 5: jock drops 19 defense. Round 5: You lose 112 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: jock takes 405 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: jock drops 16 attack power. Round 6: jock drops 18 defense. Round 6: You lose 109 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: jock takes 7 damage. Round 7: jock drops 18 attack power. Round 7: jock drops 19 defense. Round 7: You lose 45 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: jock takes 449 damage. Round 8: You gain 5 hit points Round 8: jock drops 18 attack power. Round 8: jock drops 18 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the giblets, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points You gain 438 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the jock has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash Preference camelSpit changed from 40 to 43 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of Lushmills he found somewhere. (43% full) You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink After Battle: You gain 2755 Strengthliness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 721 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 900 Chutzpah You gain some Moxie points! After Battle: You gain 86 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 25 to 24 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 4 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 153 to 154 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.051108605787298006 to 0.04880849842090152 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 849 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 1: biker takes 454 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 31 to 32 You acquire an item: candy brain Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: biker drops 21 attack power. Round 2: biker drops 19 defense. Round 2: You lose 158 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: biker drops 20 attack power. Round 3: biker drops 22 defense. Round 3: You lose 32 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: biker takes 161 damage. Round 4: biker drops 19 attack power. Round 4: biker drops 20 defense. Round 4: You lose 30 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 30 to 35 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: biker takes 6 damage. Round 5: biker drops 20 attack power. Round 5: biker drops 20 defense. Round 5: You lose 56 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: biker takes 6 damage. Round 6: biker drops 18 attack power. Round 6: biker drops 22 defense. Round 6: You lose 55 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: biker takes 464 damage. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points Round 7: biker drops 18 attack power. Round 7: biker drops 18 defense. Round 7: You lose 49 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: biker takes 475 damage. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points Round 8: biker drops 19 attack power. Round 8: biker drops 19 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the nipple, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points You gain 230 Meat After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink! You acquire an item: broken skull Preference camelSpit changed from 43 to 47 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a replica of the Stanley Cup he found somewhere. (47% full) You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3025 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 900 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 754 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 222 hit points You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 24 to 23 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 3 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 154 to 155 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04880849842090152 to 0.04644808743169399 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 155 to 156 > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to party girl Encounter: party girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: party girl takes 467 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 32 to 33 You gain 967 Meat. Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: party girl drops 20 attack power. Round 2: party girl drops 22 defense. Round 2: You lose 155 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: party girl drops 20 attack power. Round 3: party girl drops 20 defense. Round 3: You lose 150 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: party girl takes 161 damage. Round 4: party girl drops 20 attack power. Round 4: party girl drops 19 defense. Round 4: You lose 140 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 35 to 40 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: party girl takes 5 damage. Round 5: party girl drops 22 attack power. Round 5: party girl drops 24 defense. Round 5: You lose 129 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: party girl takes 423 damage. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points Round 6: party girl drops 20 attack power. Round 6: party girl drops 21 defense. Round 6: You lose 120 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: party girl takes 442 damage. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points Round 7: party girl drops 19 attack power. Round 7: party girl drops 23 defense. Round 7: You lose 110 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: party girl takes 445 damage. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points Round 8: party girl drops 21 attack power. Round 8: party girl drops 21 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the bung, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points You gain 225 Meat After Battle: This type of person usually has a massive collection of kazoo.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) Preference camelSpit changed from 47 to 50 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a dented beer keg he found somewhere. (50% full) You acquire an item: runproof mascara You acquire an item: very small red dress You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag After Battle: Frofflesby smiles, in a very loose sense of the word "smile". (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3215 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 797 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 883 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: grapefruit Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 23 to 22 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 2 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to party girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 156 to 157 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.04644808743169399 to 0.044549266247379454 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to "plain" girl Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: "plain" girl takes 479 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 33 to 34 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 20 defense. Round 2: You lose 67 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: "plain" girl drops 20 attack power. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 20 defense. Round 3: You lose 147 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: "plain" girl takes 158 damage. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 21 defense. Round 4: You lose 61 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 45 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: "plain" girl takes 736 damage. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points Round 5: "plain" girl drops 20 attack power. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 19 defense. Round 5: You lose 124 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: "plain" girl takes 460 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 22 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the throat, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 252 Meat After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek Preference camelSpit changed from 50 to 53 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a crystal champagne flute he found somewhere. (53% full) You acquire an item: electronics kit You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off After Battle: You gain 3135 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 878 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 932 Smarm You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: exotic jungle fruit Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 22 to 21 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 1 to 0 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from party girl to "plain" girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 157 to 158 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.044549266247379454 to 0.042791517210999934 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 900 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 0 to 7 Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused to "plain" girl Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: "plain" girl takes 480 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 34 to 35 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 18 defense. Round 2: You lose 150 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: "plain" girl drops 23 attack power. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 22 defense. Round 3: You lose 145 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: "plain" girl takes 177 damage. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 22 defense. Round 4: You lose 60 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 50 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: "plain" girl takes 758 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: "plain" girl drops 21 attack power. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 20 defense. Round 5: You lose 57 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: "plain" girl takes 456 damage. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points Round 6: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 23 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby gains a pound! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the throat, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points You gain 240 Meat After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah Preference camelSpit changed from 53 to 57 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of malt liquor he found somewhere. (57% full) You acquire an item: electronics kit You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off You acquire an item: ponytail clip After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3345 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 1008 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 808 Sarcasm You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 21 to 20 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 7 to 6 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 158 to 159 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.042791517210999934 to 0.040966323272486296 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 electronics kit You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 159 to 160 autosell: 1 PB&J with the crusts cut off You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 160 to 161 > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 603 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Encounter: "plain" girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 1: "plain" girl takes 493 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 35 to 36 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: "plain" girl drops 21 attack power. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 19 defense. Round 2: You lose 162 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: "plain" girl drops 21 attack power. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 23 defense. Round 3: You lose 68 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: "plain" girl takes 167 damage. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 19 attack power. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 24 defense. Round 4: You lose 63 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 55 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: "plain" girl takes 725 damage. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points Round 5: "plain" girl drops 21 attack power. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 23 defense. Round 5: You lose 136 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: "plain" girl takes 636 damage. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points Round 6: "plain" girl drops 22 attack power. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 22 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the ear, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points You gain 245 Meat After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek Preference camelSpit changed from 57 to 60 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a wooden water barrel he found somewhere. (60% full) You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off You acquire an item: dorky glasses After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3565 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 964 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 889 Smarm You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: sea tangelo Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 20 to 19 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 6 to 5 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 161 to 162 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.040966323272486296 to 0.03948208790570749 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 PB&J with the crusts cut off You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 162 to 163 > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 591 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to party girl Encounter: party girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 36 to 37 Round 1: You gain 2850 Strengthliness Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts BOWL SIDEWAYS! Round 2: You lose 191 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 8 Round 2: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 3: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 3: party girl drops 25 defense. Round 3: You lose 180 hit points Round 3: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 4: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 4: party girl drops 23 defense. Round 4: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 5: party girl takes 175 damage. Round 5: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 5: party girl drops 21 defense. Round 5: You lose 153 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 55 to 60 Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: party girl takes 662 damage. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points Round 6: party girl drops 21 attack power. Round 6: party girl drops 23 defense. Round 6: You lose 147 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: party girl takes 591 damage. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points Round 7: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 7: party girl drops 24 defense. Round 7: You lose 133 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: party girl takes 525 damage. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points Round 8: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 8: party girl drops 19 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the giblets, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points You gain 259 Meat After Battle: This type of person usually has a massive collection of kazoo.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) Preference camelSpit changed from 60 to 63 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a replica of the Stanley Cup he found somewhere. (63% full) You acquire an item: very small red dress You acquire an item: noticeable pumps After Battle: You gain 3265 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 873 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 856 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: raspberry Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 19 to 18 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 5 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from "plain" girl to party girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 163 to 164 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03948208790570749 to 0.03710980135341629 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Encounter: party girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 1: party girl takes 566 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 37 to 38 Round 1: You gain 488 Beefiness Round 1: You gain 284 Enchantedness Round 1: You gain 264 Chutzpah Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 2: party girl drops 22 defense. Round 2: You lose 177 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: party girl drops 23 attack power. Round 3: party girl drops 21 defense. Round 3: You lose 167 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: party girl takes 178 damage. Round 4: party girl drops 22 attack power. Round 4: party girl drops 23 defense. Round 4: You lose 67 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 60 to 65 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: party girl takes 401 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: party girl drops 25 attack power. Round 5: party girl drops 22 defense. Round 5: You lose 147 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: party girl takes 758 damage. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points Round 6: party girl drops 25 attack power. Round 6: party girl drops 23 defense. Round 6: You lose 124 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: party girl takes 467 damage. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points Round 7: party girl drops 22 attack power. Round 7: party girl drops 22 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the foot, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points You gain 222 Meat After Battle: This type of person usually has a massive collection of kazoo.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) Preference camelSpit changed from 63 to 67 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bag of prison wine he found somewhere. (67% full) You acquire an item: runproof mascara You acquire an item: very small red dress You acquire an item: noticeable pumps You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag After Battle: Frofflesby smiles, in a very loose sense of the word "smile". (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3655 Fortitude You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 1180 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 1013 Roguishness You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: hot date Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 18 to 17 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 4 to 3 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 8 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 164 to 165 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03710980135341629 to 0.03574056554189005 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 noticeable pumps You gain 60 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 165 to 166 autosell: 1 surprisingly capacious handbag You gain 60 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 166 to 167 > Leveling/Powerlevel not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Powerlevel Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hascombatitem red rocket;use red rocket;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 983 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 1: biker takes 632 damage. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 38 to 39 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: biker drops 23 attack power. Round 2: biker drops 25 defense. Round 2: You lose 198 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: biker drops 26 attack power. Round 3: biker drops 23 defense. Round 3: You lose 78 hit points Round 3: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 4: biker takes 202 damage. Round 4: biker drops 23 attack power. Round 4: biker drops 24 defense. Round 4: You lose 77 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 70 Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: biker takes 412 damage. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points Round 5: biker drops 23 attack power. Round 5: biker drops 23 defense. Round 5: You lose 160 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: biker takes 442 damage. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points Round 6: biker drops 25 attack power. Round 6: biker drops 24 defense. Round 6: You lose 67 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: biker takes 438 damage. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points Round 7: biker drops 26 attack power. Round 7: biker drops 22 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the calf, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 271 Meat After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink! You acquire an item: broken skull Preference camelSpit changed from 67 to 70 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a rusty canteen he found somewhere. (70% full) You acquire an item: gas can You acquire an item: little firkin After Battle: You gain 3825 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 1126 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 1164 Smarm You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 311 hit points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 17 to 16 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 3 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from party girl to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 9 to 10 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 167 to 168 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03574056554189005 to 0.03458975532834834 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 gas can You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 168 to 169 > Leveling/Powerlevel completed! > > Executing Leveling/Flaming Leaflets Maximizer: Item Drop, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon equip familiar tiny rake > Maximize: Item Drop, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -equip Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Otoscope;skill Otoscope;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 1 to 2 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None [62] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 1: You lose 13 hit points Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 39 to 40 You acquire an item: gummi salamander Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 169 to 170 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 9 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 9 defense. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 8 attack power. Round 3: flaming leaflet drops 8 defense. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: flaming leaflet takes 3483 damage. Round 4: You gain 7 hit points Round 4: flaming leaflet takes 386 damage. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 7 attack power. Round 4: flaming leaflet drops 8 defense. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the face, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 12 hit points After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points After Battle: The pollen of this kind of plant is a powerful laxative. Wait, not a laxative. An antibiotic. I always get those mixed up. After Battle: You gain 453 hit points Preference camelSpit changed from 70 to 73 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a glass punchbowl he found somewhere. (73% full) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+6 Stats) After Battle: You gain 225 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 68 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 106 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 261 Muscularity Points Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 16 to 15 This combat did not cost a turn Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Neverending Party Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 170 to 171 > Leveling/Flaming Leaflets completed! > > Executing Leveling/Acquire Lyle's Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Lyle, LyleCo CEO Preference _lyleFavored changed from false to true You acquire an effect: Favored by Lyle (10) telescope look high You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10) Preference telescopeLookedHigh changed from false to true > Leveling/Acquire Lyle's Buff completed! > > Executing Leveling/Mimic Sausage Goblins equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill 7485;skill 7485;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" familiar Chest Mimic (24 lbs) Unequip Melodramedary Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 14 lb. Chest Mimic Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 0 to 1 Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 1 to 2 Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 17 lb. Chest Mimic Preference _aprilBandPiccoloUses changed from 2 to 3 place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_dna Took choice 1517/2: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1517&mid=2104&option=2 Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 171 to 172 familiar Melodramedary (21 lbs) Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1516&mid=2104&option=1 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_mimicEggsObtained changed from to Leveling/Mimic Sausage Goblins > Leveling/Mimic Sausage Goblins completed! > > Executing Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill 7485;skill 7485;endif;while !mpbelow 120 && hasskill 57;skill Toynado;endwhile;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03458975532834834 to 0.03275529865125241 inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=1940 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None [62] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to Witchess King Encounter: Witchess King Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from 1521 to 1521,1940 Preference locketPhylum changed from undead to dude Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 40 to 41 You gain 876 Meat. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 172 to 173 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Round 2: You lose 214 hit points Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from sausage goblin to Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 3: Witchess King takes 152 damage. Round 3: You lose 223 hit points Round 3: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 4: Witchess King takes 155 damage. Round 4: Witchess King takes 150 damage. Round 4: You lose 214 hit points Round 4: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 5: Witchess King takes 150 damage. Round 5: Witchess King takes 151 damage. Round 5: Witchess King takes 152 damage. Round 5: You lose 223 hit points Round 5: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 6: Witchess King takes 155 damage. Round 6: Witchess King takes 154 damage. Round 6: Witchess King takes 155 damage. Round 6: You lose 210 hit points Round 6: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 7: Witchess King takes 155 damage. Round 7: Witchess King takes 154 damage. Round 7: Witchess King takes 152 damage. Round 7: You lose 223 hit points Round 7: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 8: Witchess King takes 152 damage. Round 8: Witchess King takes 151 damage. Round 8: Witchess King takes 155 damage. Round 8: You lose 221 hit points Round 8: bsander casts TOYNADO! Round 9: Witchess King takes 154 damage. Round 9: Witchess King takes 153 damage. Round 9: Witchess King takes 151 damage. Round 9: You lose 225 hit points Round 9: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 10: Witchess King drops 21 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 23 defense. Round 10: You lose 208 hit points Round 10: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 11: Witchess King drops 20 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 22 defense. Round 11: You lose 194 hit points Round 11: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 12: Witchess King takes 413 damage. Round 12: Witchess King drops 20 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 21 defense. Round 12: You lose 195 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 70 to 75 Round 12: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 13: Witchess King takes 427 damage. Round 13: You gain 6 hit points Round 13: Witchess King drops 23 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 24 defense. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the arse, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 73 to 77 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a wooden water barrel he found somewhere. (77% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 3965 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 1040 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 981 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: ultra-soft ferns Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 15 to 14 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to Witchess King This combat did not cost a turn Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Neverending Party Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 173 to 174 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_locketMonstersFought changed from Leveling/Red Skeleton to Leveling/Red Skeleton,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application),Leveling/Powerlevel to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application),Leveling/Powerlevel,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) Preference _instant_monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from Leveling/Kramco to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) > Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Abracandalabra equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 dorky glasses equip acc2 Everfull Dart Holster equip acc3 glow-in-the-dark necklace > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [62] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 226 hit points You gain 125 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 75 to 45 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 1 to 2 Preference timesRested changed from 11 to 12 > Leveling/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03275529865125241 to 0.03526788029666511 equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03526788029666511 to 0.03570116028770935 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to The Dire Warren [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 41 to 42 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Preference _currentDartboard changed from to 7513:leg,7514:head,7515:torso,7516:arm Preference _dartsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 2: You lose 78 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 3: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 3: You lose 78 hit points Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: Witchess King takes 80 damage. Round 4: You gain 10 hit points Round 4: Witchess King takes 426 damage. Round 4: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 4: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 4: You lose 65 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: Witchess King takes 130 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 5: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 5: You lose 63 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: Witchess King takes 4 damage. Round 6: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 6: You lose 59 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: Witchess King takes 76 damage. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points Round 7: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 7: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 7: You lose 49 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 8: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 8: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 8: You lose 46 hit points Round 8: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 9: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 9: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 9: You lose 36 hit points Round 9: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 10: Witchess King takes 97 damage. Round 10: You gain 6 hit points Round 10: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 10: You lose 34 hit points Round 10: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 11: Witchess King takes 3 damage. Round 11: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 11: You lose 30 hit points Round 11: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 12: Witchess King takes 93 damage. Round 12: You gain 8 hit points Round 12: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 12: You lose 27 hit points Round 12: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 13: Witchess King takes 110 damage. Round 13: You gain 6 hit points Round 13: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 13: You lose 32 hit points Round 13: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 14: Witchess King takes 119 damage. Round 14: You gain 8 hit points Round 14: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 14: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 14: You lose 29 hit points Round 14: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 15: Witchess King takes 142 damage. Round 15: You gain 7 hit points Round 15: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 15: You lose 25 hit points Round 15: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 16: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 16: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 16: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 16: You lose 28 hit points Round 16: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 17: Witchess King takes 159 damage. Round 17: You gain 8 hit points Round 17: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 17: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 17: You lose 21 hit points Round 17: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 18: Witchess King takes 229 damage. Round 18: You gain 6 hit points Round 18: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 18: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 18: You lose 20 hit points Round 18: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 19: Witchess King takes 185 damage. Round 19: You gain 8 hit points Round 19: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 19: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 19: You lose 22 hit points Round 19: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 20: Witchess King takes 231 damage. Round 20: You gain 9 hit points Round 20: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 20: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 20: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water" After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the arse, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 77 to 80 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a nalgene bottle he found somewhere. (80% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+9 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1450 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 330 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 419 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 14 to 13 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 174 to 175 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03570116028770935 to 0.03542220138563317 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp Maximizer: myst, mp, -tie equip shirt Jurassic Parka > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [62] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 285 hit points You gain 114 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 45 to 15 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 2 to 3 Preference timesRested changed from 12 to 13 > Leveling/Restore mp not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Restore mp > Maximize: myst, mp, -tie > CCS: [default]\n ";" [62] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 252 hit points You gain 114 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 0 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 3 to 4 Preference timesRested changed from 13 to 14 > Leveling/Restore mp completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03542220138563317 to 0.03499562554680665 equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03499562554680665 to 0.03542220138563317 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 42 to 43 You acquire an effect: Frozen (8) Preference _currentDartboard changed from 7513:leg,7514:head,7515:torso,7516:arm to 7513:head,7514:torso,7515:arm,7516:leg Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 2: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 2: You lose 89 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 3: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 3: You lose 72 hit points Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: Witchess King takes 73 damage. Round 4: You gain 8 hit points Round 4: Witchess King takes 465 damage. Round 4: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 4: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 4: You lose 65 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: Witchess King takes 75 damage. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points Round 5: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 5: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 5: You lose 63 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 6: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 6: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 6: You lose 58 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 7: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 7: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 7: You lose 45 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: Witchess King takes 82 damage. Round 8: You gain 10 hit points Round 8: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 8: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 8: You lose 41 hit points Round 8: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 9: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 9: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 9: You lose 32 hit points Round 9: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 10: Witchess King takes 78 damage. Round 10: You gain 9 hit points Round 10: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 10: You lose 34 hit points Round 10: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 11: Witchess King takes 82 damage. Round 11: You gain 8 hit points Round 11: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 11: You lose 28 hit points Round 11: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 12: Witchess King takes 102 damage. Round 12: You gain 7 hit points Round 12: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 12: You lose 28 hit points Round 12: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 13: Witchess King takes 104 damage. Round 13: You gain 7 hit points Round 13: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 13: You lose 28 hit points Round 13: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 14: Witchess King takes 169 damage. Round 14: You gain 7 hit points Round 14: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 14: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 14: You lose 26 hit points Round 14: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 15: Witchess King takes 133 damage. Round 15: You gain 7 hit points Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 15: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 15: You lose 28 hit points Round 15: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 16: Witchess King takes 153 damage. Round 16: You gain 9 hit points Round 16: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 16: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 16: You lose 27 hit points Round 16: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 17: Witchess King takes 190 damage. Round 17: You gain 7 hit points Round 17: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 17: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 17: You lose 22 hit points Round 17: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 18: Witchess King takes 209 damage. Round 18: You gain 10 hit points Round 18: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 18: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 18: You lose 21 hit points Round 18: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 19: Witchess King takes 181 damage. Round 19: You gain 8 hit points Round 19: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 19: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the giblets, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 80 to 83 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a wooden water barrel he found somewhere. (83% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+9 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1500 Beefiness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 338 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 395 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 13 to 12 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 175 to 176 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03542220138563317 to 0.0350118422407579 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 667 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 43 to 44 Preference _currentDartboard changed from 7513:head,7514:torso,7515:arm,7516:leg to 7513:torso,7514:head,7515:arm,7516:leg Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 2: You lose 86 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 3: You lose 75 hit points Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: Witchess King takes 72 damage. Round 4: You gain 9 hit points Round 4: Witchess King takes 848 damage. Round 4: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 4: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 4: You lose 67 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 5: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 5: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 5: You lose 64 hit points Round 5: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 6: Witchess King takes 3 damage. Round 6: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 6: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 6: You lose 57 hit points Round 6: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 7: Witchess King takes 83 damage. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points Round 7: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 7: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 7: You lose 46 hit points Round 7: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 8: Witchess King takes 83 damage. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points Round 8: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 8: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 8: You lose 44 hit points Round 8: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 9: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 9: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 9: You lose 37 hit points Round 9: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 10: Witchess King takes 115 damage. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points Round 10: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 10: You lose 34 hit points Round 10: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 11: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 11: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 11: You lose 33 hit points Round 11: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 12: Witchess King takes 100 damage. Round 12: You gain 7 hit points Round 12: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 12: You lose 29 hit points Round 12: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 13: Witchess King takes 110 damage. Round 13: You gain 9 hit points Round 13: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 13: You lose 29 hit points Round 13: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 14: Witchess King takes 126 damage. Round 14: You gain 7 hit points Round 14: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 14: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 14: You lose 27 hit points Round 14: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 15: Witchess King takes 4 damage. Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 15: You lose 28 hit points Round 15: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 16: Witchess King takes 143 damage. Round 16: You gain 10 hit points Round 16: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 16: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 16: You lose 25 hit points Round 16: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 17: Witchess King takes 160 damage. Round 17: You gain 8 hit points Round 17: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 17: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 17: You lose 23 hit points Round 17: bsander attacks! Round 18: Witchess King takes 173 damage. Round 18: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 18: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 18: You lose 25 hit points Round 18: bsander attacks! Round 19: Witchess King takes 187 damage. Round 19: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 19: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the neck, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 83 to 87 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a dented hip flask he found somewhere. (87% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+9 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1470 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 395 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 370 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 12 to 11 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 176 to 177 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0350118422407579 to 0.03463203463203463 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring MP! Currently at 5856 of 6545 HP, 36 of 2174 MP, current meat: 14669 ... Target MP = 50. buy 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show You spent 170 Meat You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 177 to 178 use 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic You gain 20 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 178 to 179 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 689 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Brawn Silo. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. You train picks up some fresh brawn! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 44 to 45 Round 1: You gain 3000 Muscleboundness Preference _currentDartboard changed from 7513:torso,7514:head,7515:arm,7516:leg to 7513:leg,7514:arm,7515:head,7516:torso Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 2: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 2: You lose 82 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 3: You lose 77 hit points Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: Witchess King takes 76 damage. Round 4: You gain 6 hit points Round 4: Witchess King takes 420 damage. Round 4: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 4: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 4: You lose 71 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 5: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 5: You lose 65 hit points Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: Witchess King takes 3 damage. Round 6: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 6: You lose 60 hit points Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: Witchess King takes 70 damage. Round 7: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 7: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 7: You lose 50 hit points Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: Witchess King takes 4 damage. Round 8: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 8: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 8: You lose 45 hit points Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: Witchess King takes 106 damage. Round 9: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 9: You lose 39 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: Witchess King takes 4 damage. Round 10: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 10: You lose 35 hit points Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: Witchess King takes 126 damage. Round 11: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 11: You lose 33 hit points Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: Witchess King takes 138 damage. Round 12: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 12: You lose 30 hit points Round 12: bsander attacks! Round 13: Witchess King takes 149 damage. Round 13: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 13: You lose 28 hit points Round 13: bsander attacks! Round 14: Witchess King takes 170 damage. Round 14: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 14: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 14: You lose 24 hit points Round 14: bsander attacks! Round 15: Witchess King takes 186 damage. Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 15: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 15: You lose 28 hit points Round 15: bsander attacks! Round 16: Witchess King takes 188 damage. Round 16: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 16: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 16: You lose 24 hit points Round 16: bsander attacks! Round 17: Witchess King takes 213 damage. Round 17: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 17: Witchess King drops 12 defense. Round 17: You lose 21 hit points Round 17: bsander attacks! Round 18: Witchess King takes 217 damage. Round 18: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 18: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 18: You lose 20 hit points Round 18: bsander attacks! Round 19: Witchess King takes 235 damage. Round 19: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 19: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the thigh, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 87 to 90 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a nalgene bottle he found somewhere. (90% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter After Battle: Frofflesby smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about. (+9 Stats) After Battle: You gain 1460 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 476 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 314 Smarm You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 11 to 10 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 179 to 180 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03463203463203463 to 0.03348599005269119 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats completed! > > Executing Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 313;if hasskill Feel Hatred;skill Feel Hatred;endif;if hasskill Reflex Hammer;skill Reflex Hammer;endif;if hasskill Throw Latte on Opponent;skill Throw Latte on Opponent;endif;if hasskill KGB tranquilizer dart;skill KGB tranquilizer dart;endif;if hasskill Snokebomb;skill Snokebomb;endif;abort;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Restoring MP! Currently at 5846 of 6769 HP, 26 of 2198 MP, current meat: 14499 ... Target MP = 50. buy 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show You spent 255 Meat You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 180 to 181 use 3 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic You gain 29 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 181 to 182 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 923 hit points [62] The Dire Warren Encounter: Witchess King Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 45 to 46 Round 1: You gain 450 Strengthliness Round 1: You gain 222 Mysteriousness Round 1: You gain 202 Roguishness Preference _currentDartboard changed from 7513:leg,7514:arm,7515:head,7516:torso to 7513:head,7514:leg,7515:torso,7516:arm Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Witchess King drops 12 attack power. Round 2: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 2: You lose 89 hit points Round 2: bsander casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL! Round 3: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 3: You lose 73 hit points Round 3: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 4: Witchess King takes 3 damage. Round 4: Witchess King takes 464 damage. Round 4: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 4: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 4: You lose 68 hit points Round 4: bsander casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK! Round 5: Witchess King takes 76 damage. Round 5: You gain 6 hit points Round 5: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 5: You lose 68 hit points Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: Witchess King takes 74 damage. Round 6: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 6: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 6: You lose 56 hit points Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: Witchess King takes 75 damage. Round 7: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 7: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 7: You lose 47 hit points Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: Witchess King takes 116 damage. Round 8: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 8: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 8: You lose 44 hit points Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: Witchess King takes 5 damage. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 9: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 9: You lose 40 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: Witchess King takes 74 damage. Round 10: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 10: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 10: You lose 37 hit points Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: Witchess King takes 88 damage. Round 11: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 11: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 11: You lose 32 hit points Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: Witchess King takes 104 damage. Round 12: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 12: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 12: You lose 33 hit points Round 12: bsander attacks! Round 13: Witchess King takes 122 damage. Round 13: Witchess King drops 16 attack power. Round 13: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 13: You lose 30 hit points Round 13: bsander attacks! Round 14: Witchess King takes 126 damage. Round 14: Witchess King drops 17 attack power. Round 14: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 14: You lose 24 hit points Round 14: bsander attacks! Round 15: Witchess King takes 149 damage. Round 15: Witchess King drops 15 attack power. Round 15: Witchess King drops 13 defense. Round 15: You lose 26 hit points Round 15: bsander attacks! Round 16: Witchess King takes 154 damage. Round 16: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 16: Witchess King drops 16 defense. Round 16: You lose 26 hit points Round 16: bsander attacks! Round 17: Witchess King takes 167 damage. Round 17: Witchess King drops 13 attack power. Round 17: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 17: You lose 24 hit points Round 17: bsander attacks! Round 18: Witchess King takes 188 damage. Round 18: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 18: Witchess King drops 15 defense. Round 18: You lose 24 hit points Round 18: bsander attacks! Round 19: Witchess King takes 200 damage. Round 19: Witchess King drops 14 attack power. Round 19: Witchess King drops 14 defense. Round 19: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the ankle, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Horus Spock discovered that the Witchess King has a secret pouch under its nipple, where its stores its lucky charms. You acquire an item: worthless trinket Preference camelSpit changed from 90 to 93 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a bottle of Haterade he found somewhere. (93% full) You acquire an item: dented scepter After Battle: You gain 1640 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 411 Mysteriousness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 327 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 10 to 9 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 182 to 183 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.03348599005269119 to 0.033012913875133505 use 1 autumn-aton > Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application) completed! > > Executing Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Neverending Party equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 183 to 184 equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella equip acc1 Cincho de Mayo equip acc2 spring shoes Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon equip acc3 backup camera > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Feel Pride;skill Feel Pride;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;if hasskill Gulp Latte;skill Gulp Latte;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill 7307;skill 7307;endif;if hasskill Shattering Punch;skill Shattering Punch;endif;if hasskill Gingerbread Mob Hit;skill Gingerbread Mob Hit;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.033012913875133505 to 0.029364770911603402 > Restoring MP! Currently at 6067 of 7719 HP, 40 of 1508 MP, current meat: 14244 ... Target MP = 50. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show You spent 85 Meat You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 184 to 185 use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic You gain 10 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 185 to 186 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Neverending Party [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess King to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you Preference trainsetPosition changed from 46 to 47 You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: You lose 212 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 3: You lose 220 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 0 to 5 Round 3: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the neck, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points You gain 362 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the jock has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash Preference camelSpit changed from 93 to 97 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a dented hip flask he found somewhere. (97% full) You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink After Battle: Frofflesby smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12045 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 3513 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 3313 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! After Battle: You gain 830 Muscularity Points Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 9 to 8 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 2 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Witchess King to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 186 to 187 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029364770911603402 to 0.02732569821177416 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 Purple Beast energy drink You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 187 to 188 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 0 to 1 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier Preference libramSummons changed from 1 to 2 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier Preference libramSummons changed from 2 to 3 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter Preference libramSummons changed from 3 to 4 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 4 to 5 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger Preference libramSummons changed from 5 to 6 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier Preference libramSummons changed from 6 to 7 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier Preference libramSummons changed from 7 to 8 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier Preference libramSummons changed from 8 to 9 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier Preference libramSummons changed from 9 to 10 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be more adventurous Preference _resolutionRareSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 10 to 11 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 11 to 12 Preference _instant_shatteringPunchUsed changed from to Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights Preference _instant_cinchUsed changed from Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application),Leveling/Powerlevel,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) to Leveling/Kramco,Leveling/Restore mp,Leveling/Monster Habitats,Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application),Leveling/Powerlevel,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket),Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Feel Pride;skill Feel Pride;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;if hasskill Gulp Latte;skill Gulp Latte;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill 7307;skill 7307;endif;if hasskill Shattering Punch;skill Shattering Punch;endif;if hasskill Gingerbread Mob Hit;skill Gingerbread Mob Hit;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to biker Encounter: biker Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 47 to 48 You acquire an item: yellow candy heart Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: You lose 50 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 3: You lose 53 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 10 Round 3: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Frofflesby kicks you in the ear, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points You gain 247 Meat After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink! You acquire an item: broken skull Preference camelSpit changed from 97 to 100 After Battle: You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noise, and turn to see Frofflesby sucking the liquid out of a wooden water barrel he found somewhere. (100% full) After Battle: Frofflesby is starting to make audible sloshing noises as he walks around. After Battle: You gain 13675 Muscleboundness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 3432 Magicalness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 3578 Chutzpah You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 597 Muscularity Points Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 8 to 7 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 1 to 0 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to biker This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 188 to 189 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02732569821177416 to 0.02546530352394862 use 1 autumn-aton cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 12 to 13 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be more adventurous Preference _resolutionRareSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference libramSummons changed from 13 to 14 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be kinder Preference _resolutionRareSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference libramSummons changed from 14 to 15 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 15 to 16 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 16 to 17 > Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights familiar Hobo in Sheep's Clothing (20 lbs) Maximizer: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape, -"equip Daylight Shavings Helmet", -acc1, -acc2, -off-hand, -weapon Unequip Melodramedary equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Feel Pride;skill Feel Pride;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;if hasskill Gulp Latte;skill Gulp Latte;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill 7307;skill 7307;endif;if hasskill Shattering Punch;skill Shattering Punch;endif;if hasskill Gingerbread Mob Hit;skill Gingerbread Mob Hit;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 0 to 7 Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused to jock Encounter: jock Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 48 to 49 You gain 997 Meat. Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL PRIDE! Round 2: You lose 242 hit points Preference _feelPrideUsed changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 3: You lose 230 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 10 to 15 Round 3: bsander casts SHATTERING PUNCH! Round 4: bsander wins the fight! You gain 414 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the jock has a secret plan for hiding its money. You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson roots around the area, looking for extra stuff. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson pulls out a flask of whiskey and takes a big swig. After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson baas her approval. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14335 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! You gain a Level! After Battle: You gain 3745 Enchantedness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 3794 Chutzpah You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 754 Muscularity Points Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 7 to 6 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 7 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from biker to jock This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 189 to 190 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02546530352394862 to 0.023839573692329266 use 1 autumn-aton autosell: 1 Purple Beast energy drink You gain 30 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 190 to 191 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier Preference libramSummons changed from 17 to 18 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier Preference libramSummons changed from 18 to 19 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier Preference libramSummons changed from 19 to 20 cast 1 Summon Resolutions You acquire an item: resolution: be happier Preference libramSummons changed from 20 to 21 > Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights not completed! > > Executing Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Maximize: 1 mus, 0.95 ML, 6 mus exp, 30 mus experience percent, -equip tinsel tights, -equip wad of used tape > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Feel Pride;skill Feel Pride;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;if hasskill Gulp Latte;skill Gulp Latte;endif;if hasskill 7486;skill 7486;endif;if hasskill 7307;skill 7307;endif;if hasskill Shattering Punch;skill Shattering Punch;endif;if hasskill Gingerbread Mob Hit;skill Gingerbread Mob Hit;endif;if hasskill Bowl Sideways;skill Bowl Sideways;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;if hasskill 7444;skill 7444;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points [62] The Neverending Party Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to party girl Encounter: party girl Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Fizzy. Carbonated water bubbles and fizzes as it fills your tanker car! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 49 to 50 You acquire an effect: Carbonated (8) Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts CINCHO: CONFETTI EXTRAVAGANZA! Round 2: You lose 256 hit points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 15 to 20 Round 2: bsander casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT! Round 3: bsander wins the fight! You gain 222 Meat After Battle: This type of person usually has a massive collection of kazoo.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson brushes some trash away with her tail, making it easier for you to see stuff. After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson gnaws listlessly on a little patch of grass. After Battle: Abigale R. Jackson bleats at you with obvious admiration. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 5035 Strongness You gain some Muscle points! After Battle: You gain 1488 Wizardliness You gain some Mysticality points! After Battle: You gain 1359 Cheek You gain some Moxie points! You acquire an item: gr8ps Preference _gingerbreadMobHitUsed changed from false to true Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 6 to 5 Preference encountersUntilNEPChoice changed from 6 to 5 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from jock to party girl This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 191 to 192 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.023839573692329266 to 0.02336769759450172 use 1 autumn-aton Preference _instant_gingerbreadMobHitUsed changed from to Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights completed! > > Executing Mysticality/Test Maximizer: Mysticality, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from ghostasaurus to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 dorky glasses equip acc2 Everfull Dart Holster equip acc3 glow-in-the-dark necklace familiar Disembodied Hand (7 lbs) equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber > Maximize: Mysticality, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 oil of stability You acquire an effect: Stabilizing Oiliness (10) [62] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 grapefruit You acquire an item: ointment of the occult Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and scrumptious reagent Preference _cookbookbatCrafting changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 192 to 193 equip pants designer sweatpants buy 5 glittery mascara for 21 each from The General Store You spent 105 Meat You acquire glittery mascara (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 193 to 194 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 194 to 195 use 5 glittery mascara You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (15) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 195 to 196 cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (5) cast 1 Quiet Judgement You lose an effect: Patient Smile You acquire an effect: Quiet Judgement (10) use 1 ointment of the occult You acquire an effect: Mystically Oiled (10) > [Mysticality Percent] Apriling band helmet (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] industrial fire extinguisher (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] unbreakable umbrella (25.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Jurassic Parka (10.0) > [Mysticality] Cargo Cultist Shorts (6.0) > [Mysticality] dorky glasses (30.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Everfull Dart Holster (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] glow-in-the-dark necklace (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (20.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10.0) > [Mysticality] The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Big (20.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Favored by Lyle (10.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Mystically Oiled (100.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Quiet Judgement (25.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Starry-Eyed (35.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Glittering Eyelashes (15.0) > [Mysticality] Gummibrain (100.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Hulkien (100.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Nanobrainy (50.0) > [Mysticality] Feeling Excited (25.0) > [Mysticality Percent] Peppermint Rush (-10.0) > Mysticality => 171.0 > Mysticality Percent => 450.0 > Total Mysticality: 621.0 > Base Mys: 174; Buffed Mys: 2069 > Mysticality Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -3). Preference _CSTest3 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/3: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=3&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: pocket maze Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 196 to 197 uneffect The Magical Mojomuscular Melody > Mysticality/Test completed! > > Executing HP/Mayam Calendar (Post-leveling) > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Mayam Calendar Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=3&p=5&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=2&p=2&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=1&p=3&pwd Took choice 1527/2: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=2&r=0&p=2&pwd Took choice 1527/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1527&option=1&pwd You acquire an effect: Big Eyes (100) You acquire an effect: Bottled Fortitude (100) You gain 1,000 hit points You acquire an effect: Walled In (100) You gain 5 PvP Fights Preference _mayamSymbolsUsed changed from sword,fur,yam2,meat,yam3,cheese,yam4,clock to sword,fur,eye,yam2,bottle,meat,yam3,cheese,wall,yam4,clock,explosion > HP/Mayam Calendar (Post-leveling) completed! > > Executing HP/Test Maximizer: HP, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip weapon dented scepter Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 197 to 198 equip acc1 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 198 to 199 > Maximize: HP, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance uneffect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5) cast 1 Quiet Determination You lose an effect: Quiet Judgement You acquire an effect: Quiet Determination (10) > [Maximum HP] Apriling band helmet (25.0) > [Maximum HP] unbreakable umbrella (25.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] kachungasaur (100.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Cargo Cultist Shorts (66.0) > [Maximum HP] Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper (20.0) > [Maximum HP] hewn moon-rune spoon (25.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Gnomish Hardigness (5.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Abs of Tin (10.0) > [Maximum HP] Thick-Skinned (10.0) > [Maximum HP] Crimbo Training: First Aid Technician (10.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Irrepressible Spunk (5.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Spirit of Ravioli (25.0) > [Maximum HP] Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (20.0) > [Maximum HP Percent] Gunther Than Thou (50.0) > [Maximum HP] Bottled Fortitude (100.0) > Maximum HP => 235.0 > Maximum HP Percent => 261.0 > Total Maximum HP: 496.0 > [Muscle Percent] Apriling band helmet (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] dented scepter (50.0) > [Muscle Percent] unbreakable umbrella (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Jurassic Parka (10.0) > [Muscle] Cargo Cultist Shorts (6.0) > [Muscle] Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Everfull Dart Holster (10.0) > [Muscle] hewn moon-rune spoon (5.0) > [Muscle Percent] fish hatchet (100.0) > [Muscle] Seal Clubbing Frenzy (2.0) > [Muscle Percent] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10.0) > [Muscle] Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Phorcefullness (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Big (20.0) > [Muscle Percent] Favored by Lyle (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Starry-Eyed (35.0) > [Muscle Percent] Quiet Determination (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (15.0) > [Muscle Percent] Hulkien (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Lack of Body-Building (50.0) > [Muscle] Feeling Excited (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Gunther Than Thou (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Muddled (200.0) > [Muscle Percent] Peppermint Rush (10.0) > Muscle => 58.0 > Muscle Percent => 880.0 > Total Muscle: 938.0 > Buffed Mus: 3440; HP: 14386; > HP Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -304). Preference _CSTest1 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/1: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=1&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: blood-drive sticker Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 199 to 200 > HP/Test completed! > > Executing Moxie/High Heels > CCS: [default]\n ";" trading 1 Mr. Store 2002 Credit for 1 Letter from Carrie Bradshaw You acquire an item: Letter from Carrie Bradshaw Preference availableMrStore2002Credits changed from 1 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 200 to 201 Preference choiceAdventure1506 changed from to 3 use 1 Letter from Carrie Bradshaw Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Letter from Carrie Bradshaw Encounter: Letter from Carrie Bradshaw Took choice 1506/3: Skip to the part about the expensive Shoes choice.php?whichchoice=1506&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: red-soled high heels Preference choiceAdventure1506 changed from 3 to > Moxie/High Heels completed! > > Executing Moxie/Test Maximizer: Mox, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher equip acc1 combat lover's locket equip acc2 Cincho de Mayo equip acc3 spring shoes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 201 to 202 equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber > Maximize: Mox, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 pocket maze You acquire an effect: Amazing (1) cast 1 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10) equip pants designer sweatpants buy 5 hair spray for 21 each from The General Store You spent 105 Meat You acquire hair spray (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 202 to 203 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 203 to 204 use 5 hair spray You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 204 to 205 cast 1 Disco Fever You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10) cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (5) main.php?comb=1&pwd [64] Combing (moxie) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 6 to 6,8 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an effect: Pomp & Circumsands (50) cast 1 Quiet Desperation You lose an effect: Quiet Determination You acquire an effect: Quiet Desperation (10) use 1 runproof mascara You acquire an effect: Unrunnable Face (20) use 35 rhinestone You acquire an effect: Rhinestoned (35) > [Moxie Percent] Apriling band helmet (10.0) > [Moxie Percent] industrial fire extinguisher (10.0) > [Moxie Percent] unbreakable umbrella (25.0) > [Moxie Percent] Jurassic Parka (10.0) > [Moxie] Cargo Cultist Shorts (6.0) > [Moxie Percent] combat lover's locket (50.0) > [Moxie Percent] Cincho de Mayo (25.0) > [Moxie Percent] spring shoes (20.0) > [Moxie Percent] Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (20.0) > [Moxie Percent] Amazing (200.0) > [Moxie Percent] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10.0) > [Moxie] The Moxious Madrigal (10.0) > [Moxie Percent] Big (20.0) > [Moxie Percent] Favored by Lyle (10.0) > [Moxie Percent] Starry-Eyed (35.0) > [Moxie] Blubbered Up (5.0) > [Moxie Percent] Disco Fever (10.0) > [Moxie Percent] Quiet Desperation (25.0) > [Moxie Percent] Butt-Rock Hair (15.0) > [Moxie Percent] Unrunnable Face (50.0) > [Moxie Percent] Hulkien (100.0) > [Moxie] Rhinestoned (35.0) > [Moxie Percent] Pomp & Circumsands (50.0) > [Moxie] Feeling Excited (25.0) > [Moxie Percent] Peppermint Rush (10.0) > Moxie => 81.0 > Moxie Percent => 705.0 > Total Moxie: 786.0 > Base Mox: 171; Buffed Mox: 2859 > Moxie Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -29). Preference _CSTest4 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/4: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=4&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: shady shades Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 205 to 206 > Moxie/Test completed! > > Executing Muscle/Test Maximizer: Muscle, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip weapon dented scepter Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 206 to 207 equip acc1 Everfull Dart Holster equip acc2 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper equip acc3 cursed monkey's paw equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 207 to 208 > Maximize: Muscle, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 shady shades You acquire an effect: Throwing Some Shade (1) cast 1 Quiet Determination You lose an effect: Quiet Desperation You acquire an effect: Quiet Determination (10) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) > [Muscle Percent] Apriling band helmet (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] dented scepter (50.0) > [Muscle Percent] unbreakable umbrella (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Jurassic Parka (10.0) > [Muscle] Cargo Cultist Shorts (6.0) > [Muscle Percent] Everfull Dart Holster (10.0) > [Muscle] Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper (10.0) > [Muscle] cursed monkey's paw (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] fish hatchet (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Throwing Some Shade (200.0) > [Muscle] Seal Clubbing Frenzy (2.0) > [Muscle Percent] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (10.0) > [Muscle] Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Phorcefullness (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Big (20.0) > [Muscle Percent] Favored by Lyle (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Starry-Eyed (35.0) > [Muscle Percent] Quiet Determination (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Rage of the Reindeer (10.0) > [Muscle Percent] Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (15.0) > [Muscle Percent] Hulkien (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Lack of Body-Building (50.0) > [Muscle] Feeling Excited (25.0) > [Muscle Percent] Gunther Than Thou (100.0) > [Muscle Percent] Muddled (200.0) > [Muscle Percent] Peppermint Rush (10.0) > Muscle => 63.0 > Muscle Percent => 1090.0 > Total Muscle: 1153.0 > Base Mus: 345; Buffed Mus: 4169 > Muscle Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -67). Preference _CSTest2 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/2: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=2&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: bag of grain Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 208 to 209 uneffect Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith > Muscle/Test completed! > > Executing Noncombat/Buy Porkpie-mounted Popper > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 porkpie-mounted popper for 450 each from Clan Underground Fireworks Shop You spent 450 Meat You acquire an item: porkpie-mounted popper Preference _fireworksShopHatBought changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 209 to 210 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 210 to 211 > Noncombat/Buy Porkpie-mounted Popper completed! > > Executing Noncombat/Use Shadow Lodestone > CCS: [default]\n "abort;" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Entering the Shadow Rift via The Right Side of the Tracks Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) [66] Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) Preference lastEncounter changed from Letter from Carrie Bradshaw to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) > Noncombat/Use Shadow Lodestone completed! > > Executing Noncombat/Test familiar Disgeist (7 lbs) Maximizer: -combat equip hat porkpie-mounted popper Unequip Disembodied Hand equip weapon fish hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella Encounter: Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella Took choice 1466/6: Close it, but with you inside choice.php?whichchoice=1466&option=6&pwd Preference umbrellaState changed from broken to cocoon Preference lastEncounter changed from Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/5: Pull the pterodactyl tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=5 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to pterodactyl equip acc2 spring shoes equip acc3 backup camera Unequip Hobo in Sheep's Clothing equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: -combat > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Feel Lonely You acquire an effect: Feeling Lonely (20) Preference _feelLonelyUsed changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Silent Running (50) Preference _olympicSwimmingPool changed from false to true cast 1 Smooth Movement You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10) cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5) use 1 ultra-soft ferns You acquire an effect: Ultra-Soft Steps (5) cast 1 Blood Bond You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (5) maximize -combat Maximizer: -combat main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Disquiet+Riot&option=1 You acquire an effect: Disquiet Riot (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (14) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 1 to 2 > [Combat Rate] porkpie-mounted popper (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] fish hatchet (-10.0) > [Combat Rate] cocoon (-10.0) > [Combat Rate] pterodactyl (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] The Sonata of Sneakiness (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] Ultra-Soft Steps (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] Smooth Movements (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] Feeling Lonely (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] Disquiet Riot (-20.0) > [Combat Rate] Shadow Waters (-10.0) > [Combat Rate] Silent Running (-5.0) > [Combat Rate] Apriling Band Patrol Beat (-10.0) > [Combat Rate] Disgeist (-6.0) > Combat Rate => -101.0 > Total Combat Rate: -101.0 > Non-Combat Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: 0). Preference _CSTest8 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/8: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=8&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: silver face paint Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 211 to 212 uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness Preference _instant_monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from Leveling/Wish for XP% buff to Leveling/Wish for XP% buff,Noncombat/Test > Noncombat/Test completed! > > Executing Familiar Weight/Tune Moon to Platypus > CCS: [default]\n ";" tuning moon to The Platypus Preference moonTuned changed from false to true > Familiar Weight/Tune Moon to Platypus completed! > > Executing Familiar Weight/Test familiar Chest Mimic (45 lbs) Maximizer: familiar weight equip hat Apriling band helmet equip off-hand Fourth of May Cosplay Saber Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from pterodactyl to kachungasaur equip acc1 hewn moon-rune spoon equip acc3 Beach Comb Unequip Disgeist equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: familiar weight > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 0 to 1 main.php?comb=1&pwd [67] Combing (familiar) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 6,8 to 6,8,10 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an effect: Do I Know You From Somewhere? (50) main.php?eowkeeper=1 Took choice 1395/6: Saturday - Fidoxene choice.php?whichchoice=1395&option=6&pwd You acquire an effect: Fidoxene (30) use 1 resolution: be kinder You acquire an effect: Kindly Resolve (20) use 1 silver face paint You acquire an effect: Robot Friends (1) use 1 short stack of pancakes You acquire an effect: Shortly Stacked (11) cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference tomeSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference _clipartSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 212 to 213 familiar Mini-Trainbot (116 lbs) use 1 box of Familiar Jacks You acquire an item: overloaded Yule battery Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 213 to 214 maximize familiar weight Maximizer: familiar weight equip familiar overloaded Yule battery > [Familiar Weight] Base weight (9) > [Familiar Weight] Platypus (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] fish hatchet (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (10.0) > [Familiar Weight] hewn moon-rune spoon (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Beach Comb (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] overloaded Yule battery (25.0) > [Familiar Weight] Crimbo Training: Concierge (1.0) > [Familiar Weight] Amphibian Sympathy (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Robot Friends (20.0) > [Familiar Weight] Empathy (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Blood Bond (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Leash of Linguini (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Billiards Belligerence (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Shortly Stacked (10.0) > [Familiar Weight] Kindly Resolve (5.0) > [Familiar Weight] Do I Know You From Somewhere? (5.0) > Familiar Weight => 130.0 > Total Familiar Weight: 130.0 > Familiar Weight Test takes 32 adventures (predicted: 32). Preference _CSTest5 changed from to 32 Took choice 1089/5: Perform Service (32 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=5&pwd You lose 32 Adventures Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:burnout:snokebomb:60:fluffy bunny:Feel Hatred:61 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:fluffy bunny:Feel Hatred:61 You acquire an item: squeaky toy rose Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 214 to 215 Preference _instant_tomeSummons changed from Run Start/Borrowed Time to Run Start/Borrowed Time,Familiar Weight/Test Preference _instant_spleenUse changed from Leveling/Synth Exp Buff to Leveling/Synth Exp Buff,Familiar Weight/Test > Familiar Weight/Test completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Configure Trainset > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1485/1: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=1485&option=1&forceoption=0&slot[0]=13&slot[1]=7&slot[2]=8&slot[3]=4&slot[4]=1&slot[5]=2&slot[6]=16&slot[7]=3&pwd Preference lastTrainsetConfiguration changed from 0 to 50 Preference trainsetConfiguration changed from meat_mine,tower_fizzy,tower_frozen,coal_hopper,brawn_silo,viewing_platform,water_bridge,candy_factory to water_bridge,candy_factory,coal_hopper,tower_frozen,meat_mine,tower_fizzy,brain_silo,viewing_platform > Booze Drop/Configure Trainset completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Acquire Clover > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 215 to 216 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 216 to 217 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 217 to 218 trading 1 worthless item for 1 11-leaf clover equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 hermit permit for 90 each from The General Store You spent 90 Meat You acquire an item: hermit permit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 218 to 219 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 219 to 220 trading 1 worthless item for 1 11-leaf clover You acquire an item: 11-leaf clover Preference _cloversPurchased changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 220 to 221 > Booze Drop/Acquire Clover completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Get Cyclops Eyedrops > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 11-leaf clover You acquire an intrinsic: Lucky! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 221 to 222 Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) to The Limerick Dungeon Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.02336769759450172 to 0.025646828090819945 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (The Right Side of the Tracks) to The Limerick Dungeon [99] The Limerick Dungeon Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops Encounter: The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops You acquire an item: cyclops eyedrops Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 222 to 223 > Booze Drop/Get Cyclops Eyedrops completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Acquire Clover > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 45 each from The General Store You spent 45 Meat You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 223 to 224 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 224 to 225 Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer. You acquire an item: stolen accordion Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 225 to 226 trading 1 worthless item for 1 11-leaf clover You acquire an item: 11-leaf clover Preference _cloversPurchased changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 226 to 227 > Booze Drop/Acquire Clover completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith > Ignoring slot back because we don't have vampyric cloake familiar Hobo in Sheep's Clothing (50 lbs) unequip offhand Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 227 to 228 equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand industrial fire extinguisher Maximizer: myst, -off-hand, -weapon equip acc1 dorky glasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 228 to 229 equip acc2 Everfull Dart Holster equip acc3 glow-in-the-dark necklace Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 229 to 230 Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: myst > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Become a Bat;skill Become a Bat;endif;if hasskill 7387;skill 7387;endif;if hasskill Use the Force;skill Use the Force;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from -1 to 3 You are currently a member of CSLoopers Unite Preference _crimboTree changed from true to false You acquire an item: photocopied monster Preference photocopyMonster changed from to ungulith Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 230 to 231 You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 231 to 232 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Limerick Dungeon to None Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.025646828090819945 to 0.029517732343621133 use 1 photocopied monster Preference photocopyMonster changed from ungulith to Preference _photocopyUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The Limerick Dungeon to None [100] photocopied monster Preference lastEncounter changed from The Bleary-Eyed Cyclops to ungulith Encounter: ungulith Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 50 to 51 Preference _currentDartboard changed from 7513:head,7514:leg,7515:torso,7516:arm to 7513:face,7514:horn,7515:plinth Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 232 to 233 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from ungulith to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: corrupted marrow Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 233 to 234 Preference _instant_saberForceUses changed from to Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith Preference _instant_photocopyUsed changed from to Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith > Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Power Seed > CCS: [default]\n ";" Create 4 meat paste You acquire meat paste (4) You lose 40 Meat Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Limerick Dungeon Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 234 to 235 Combine 1 battery (AAA) + 1 battery (AAA) You acquire an item: battery (AA) Crafting used 1 each of battery (AAA) and battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 235 to 236 Combine 1 battery (AA) + 1 battery (AAA) You acquire an item: battery (D) Crafting used 1 each of battery (AAA) and battery (AA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 236 to 237 Combine 1 battery (AAA) + 1 battery (AAA) You acquire an item: battery (AA) Crafting used 1 each of battery (AAA) and battery (AAA) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 237 to 238 Combine 1 battery (D) + 1 battery (AA) You acquire an item: battery (lantern) Crafting used 1 each of battery (AA) and battery (D) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 238 to 239 use 1 battery (lantern) You acquire an effect: Lantern-Charged (30) You gain 70 Muscularity Points Preference shockingLickCharges changed from 0 to 1 Preference _instant_battery (AAA) changed from to Booze Drop/Power Seed Preference _instant_battery (AAA)_used changed from to 5 > Booze Drop/Power Seed completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Buy Oversized Sparkler > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 oversized sparkler for 900 each from Clan Underground Fireworks Shop You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: oversized sparkler Preference _fireworksShopEquipmentBought changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 239 to 240 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 240 to 241 > Booze Drop/Buy Oversized Sparkler completed! > > Executing Booze Drop/Test Maximizer: 1 Item Drop, 2 Booze Drop, -equip broken champagne bottle, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man use 1 January's Garbage Tote Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd You acquire an item: wad of used tape equip hat wad of used tape equip weapon oversized sparkler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 241 to 242 Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella Encounter: Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella Took choice 1466/3: Invert It choice.php?whichchoice=1466&option=3&pwd Preference umbrellaState changed from cocoon to bucket style equip off-hand unbreakable umbrella Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 242 to 243 equip acc1 red-soled high heels equip acc2 Cincho de Mayo equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon > Maximize: 1 Item Drop, 2 Booze Drop, -equip broken champagne bottle, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God Took choice 1100/4: Strength choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=4 You acquire an effect: Barrel Chested (50) Preference _barrelPrayer changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 243 to 244 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 244 to 245 use 1 autumn leaf You acquire an effect: Crunching Leaves (20) cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5) Create 1 meat paste You acquire an item: meat paste You lose 10 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 245 to 246 cast 1 Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day! You acquire an effect: Incredibly Well Lit (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 0 to 1 Preference _aug7Cast changed from false to true use 1 resolution: be happier You acquire an effect: Joyful Resolve (20) use 1 cyclops eyedrops You acquire an effect: One Very Clear Eye (10) use 1 bag of grain You acquire an effect: Nearly All-Natural (1) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) cast 1 Steely-Eyed Squint You acquire an effect: Steely-Eyed Squint (1) Preference _steelyEyedSquintUsed changed from false to true main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Infernal+Thirst&option=1 You acquire an effect: Infernal Thirst (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (21) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 2 to 3 > [Item Drop] wad of used tape (15.0) > [Item Drop] oversized sparkler (20.0) > [Item Drop] bucket style (25.0) > [Item Drop] Cincho de Mayo (15.0) > [Item Drop] Powers of Observatiogn (10.0) > [Item Drop] Natural Born Scrabbler (5.0) > [Item Drop] 20/20 Vision (10.0) > [Item Drop] Object Quasi-Permanence (10.0) > [Item Drop] Fruit Recognition (5.0) > [Item Drop] Mad Looting Skillz (20.0) > [Item Drop] Thief Among the Honorable (5.0) > [Item Drop] Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (20.0) > [Item Drop] One Very Clear Eye (100.0) > [Item Drop] Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10.0) > [Item Drop] Cosmic Ball in the Air (25.0) > [Item Drop] Crunching Leaves (25.0) > [Item Drop] Joyful Resolve (15.0) > [Item Drop] Incredibly Well Lit (50.0) > [Item Drop] Lantern-Charged (100.0) > [Item Drop] Big Eyes (30.0) > [Item Drop] Hobo in Sheep's Clothing (83.9) > [Item Drop] Steely-Eyed Squint (515.0) > Item Drop => 1113.9 > Total Item Drop: 1113.9 > [Booze Drop] red-soled high heels (50.0) > [Booze Drop] Cincho de Mayo (30.0) > [Booze Drop] Always Never Not Guzzling (25.0) > [Booze Drop] Crimbo Training: Bartender (15.0) > [Booze Drop] Nearly All-Natural (60.0) > [Booze Drop] Infernal Thirst (200.0) > Booze Drop => 380.0 > Total Booze Drop: 380.0 > Item Drop Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: 2). Preference _CSTest9 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/9: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=9&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: emergency margarita Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 246 to 247 Preference _instant_monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from Leveling/Wish for XP% buff,Noncombat/Test to Leveling/Wish for XP% buff,Noncombat/Test,Booze Drop/Test > Booze Drop/Test completed! > > Executing Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) > Ignoring slot back because we don't have vampyric cloake equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand industrial fire extinguisher Maximizer: Item Drop, -off-hand, -weapon equip acc1 Beach Comb > Maximize: Item Drop > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Become a Cloud of Mist;skill Become a Cloud of Mist;endif;if hasskill 7388;skill 7388;endif;if hasskill Use the Force;skill Use the Force;endif;if hasskill Shocking Lick;skill Shocking Lick;endif;if hascombatitem yellow rocket;use yellow rocket;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Micrometeorite;skill Micrometeorite;endif;if hasskill Sing Along;skill Sing Along;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;skill Surprisingly Sweet Stab;endif;if hasskill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;skill Surprisingly Sweet Slash;endif;if !mpbelow 8;if hasskill Stuffed Mortar Shell;skill Stuffed Mortar Shell;endif;endif;while !mpbelow Lunging Thrust-Smack && hasskill 1005;skill 1005;endwhile;while !mpbelow 6 && hasskill 4005;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;attack;repeat;" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 yellow rocket for 225 each from Clan Underground Fireworks Shop You spent 225 Meat You acquire an item: yellow rocket Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 247 to 248 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 248 to 249 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029517732343621133 to 0.029986329761432288 inventory.php?reminisce=1 Took choice 1463/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1463&option=1&mid=1789 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Limerick Dungeon to None [101] Combat Lover's Locket Preference lastEncounter changed from Configure Your Unbreakable Umbrella to factory worker Encounter: factory worker Preference _locketMonstersFought changed from 1521,1940 to 1521,1789,1940 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 8 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Water Tower, Frozen. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. Frigid, just unfrozen water pours out of the water tower and freezes you to the bones. Preference trainsetPosition changed from 51 to 52 You acquire an effect: Double Frozen (8) Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 100 to 90 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from factory worker to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: lava-proof pants You acquire an item: heat-resistant gloves You acquire an item: very hot lunch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 249 to 250 Preference _instant_saberForceUses changed from Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith to Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith,Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) Preference _instant_locketMonstersFought changed from Leveling/Red Skeleton,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) to Leveling/Red Skeleton,Leveling/Witchess King (Locket),Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) > Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) completed! > > Executing Hot Res/Test familiar Exotic Parrot (37 lbs) Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Limerick Dungeon Maximizer: hot res equip hat Apriling band helmet Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/5: Pull the pterodactyl tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=5 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to pterodactyl equip pants lava-proof pants equip acc1 heat-resistant gloves Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 250 to 251 equip acc2 cursed monkey's paw Unequip Hobo in Sheep's Clothing equip familiar Apriling band piccolo > Maximize: hot res > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Astral Shell You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5) cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5) cast 1 Feel Peaceful You acquire an effect: Feeling Peaceful (20) Preference _feelPeacefulUsed changed from 0 to 1 main.php?comb=1&pwd [101] Combing (hot) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 6,8,10 to 1,6,8,10 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 3 to 4 You acquire an effect: Hot-Headed (50) main.php?eowkeeper=1 Took choice 1395/4: Thursday - Rainbowolin choice.php?whichchoice=1395&option=4&pwd You acquire an effect: Rainbowolin (30) cast 1 Blood Bond You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (5) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) > [Hot Resistance] Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (1.0) > [Hot Resistance] industrial fire extinguisher (3.0) > [Hot Resistance] Jurassic Parka (1.0) > [Hot Resistance] pterodactyl (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] lava-proof pants (5.0) > [Hot Resistance] heat-resistant gloves (4.0) > [Hot Resistance] cursed monkey's paw (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] Asbestos Heart (3.0) > [Hot Resistance] Eternal Flame (1.0) > [Hot Resistance] Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (1.0) > [Hot Resistance] Tolerance of the Kitchen (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] Fireproof Foam Suit (30.0) > [Hot Resistance] Astral Shell (1.0) > [Hot Resistance] Elemental Saucesphere (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] Double Frozen (4.0) > [Hot Resistance] Feeling Peaceful (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] Rainbowolin (4.0) > [Hot Resistance] Hot-Headed (3.0) > [Hot Resistance] Walled In (2.0) > [Hot Resistance] Exotic Parrot (4.0) > Hot Resistance => 77.0 > Total Hot Resistance: 77.0 > Hot Resistance Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -17). Preference _CSTest10 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/10: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=10&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: vintage smart drink Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 251 to 252 Preference _instant_spleenUse changed from Leveling/Synth Exp Buff,Familiar Weight/Test to Leveling/Synth Exp Buff,Familiar Weight/Test,Hot Res/Test > Hot Res/Test completed! > > Executing Weapon Damage/Drink Sockdollager > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.029986329761432288 to 0.05414874980092371 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5) You gain 9 Adventures You acquire an effect: In a Lather (25) You gain 2 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2) You lose 500 Meat Preference _crimboTree changed from false to true Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 252 to 253 Preference _speakeasyDrinksDrunk changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 253 to 254 Preference _instant_inebriety changed from Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners to Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners,Weapon Damage/Drink Sockdollager > Weapon Damage/Drink Sockdollager completed! > > Executing Weapon Damage/Potion of Potency > CCS: [default]\n ";" [102] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 orange You acquire an item: potion of potency Crafting used 1 each of orange and scrumptious reagent Preference _cookbookbatCrafting changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 254 to 255 > Weapon Damage/Potion of Potency completed! > > Executing Weapon Damage/Test Maximizer: weapon dmg, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip hat seal-skull helmet equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 255 to 256 equip off-hand august scepter Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 256 to 257 Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from pterodactyl to kachungasaur equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts equip acc1 spring shoes equip acc2 Everfull Dart Holster equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 257 to 258 familiar Disembodied Hand (45 lbs) equip weapon candy cane sword cane > Maximize: weapon dmg, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 goofily-plumed helmet for 472 each from Armory and Leggery You spent 472 Meat You acquire an item: goofily-plumed helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 258 to 259 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 259 to 260 trading 1 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher for 1 wasabi marble soda You acquire an item: wasabi marble soda Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 260 to 261 You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 1 to 2 cast 1 Bow-Legged Swagger You acquire an effect: Bow-Legged Swagger (1) Preference _bowleggedSwaggerUsed changed from false to true cast 1 Carol of the Bulls You acquire an effect: Carol of the Bulls (10) use 1 corrupted marrow You acquire an effect: Cowrruption (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 261 to 262 use 1 resolution: be feistier You acquire an effect: Destructive Resolve (20) use 1 imported taffy You acquire an effect: Imported Strength (30) use 1 potion of potency You acquire an effect: Pronounced Potency (10) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) use 1 red eye You acquire an effect: Seeing Red (20) cast 1 Scowl of the Auk You acquire an effect: Scowl of the Auk (10) use 1 wasabi marble soda You gain 7 Muscularity Points You acquire an effect: Wasabi With You (15) Preference pendingMapReflections changed from 0 to 1 use 1 "DRINK ME" potion You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20) equip hat goofily-plumed helmet Visiting the Mad Tea Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to The Mad Tea Party Encounter: The Mad Tea Party Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1 You acquire an effect: Weapon of Mass Destruction (30) Preference _madTeaParty changed from false to true equip hat seal-skull helmet cast 1 Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day! You acquire an effect: Offhand Remarkable (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 1 to 2 Preference _aug13Cast changed from false to true main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Outer+Wolf&option=1 You acquire an effect: Outer Wolf™ (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (28) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 3 to 4 > [Weapon Damage] seal-skull helmet (1.0) > [Weapon Damage] fish hatchet (50.0) > [Weapon Damage] 15% weapon power (30.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] august scepter (50.0) > [Weapon Damage] 15% weapon power (15.0) > [Weapon Damage] candy cane sword cane (115.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] candy cane sword cane (50.0) > [Weapon Damage] Claws of the Walrus (7.0) > [Weapon Damage] Wrath of the Wolverine (5.0) > [Weapon Damage] Seething of the Snow Leopard (10.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Billiards Belligerence (50.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Carol of the Bulls (100.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Lack of Body-Building (25.0) > [Weapon Damage] Pronounced Potency (5.0) > [Weapon Damage] Rage of the Reindeer (10.0) > [Weapon Damage] Scowl of the Auk (10.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Wasabi With You (150.0) > [Weapon Damage] Destructive Resolve (20.0) > [Weapon Damage] Seeing Red (25.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Seeing Red (100.0) > [Weapon Damage] In a Lather (20.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] In a Lather (50.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Cowrruption (200.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Imported Strength (50.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Outer Wolf™ (200.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Weapon of Mass Destruction (30.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Barrel Chested (150.0) > [Weapon Damage Percent] Offhand Remarkable (50.0) > [Weapon Damage] Bow-Legged Swagger (323.0) > Weapon Damage => 646.0 > [Weapon Damage Percent] Bow-Legged Swagger (1255.0) > Weapon Damage Percent => 2510.0 > Total Weapon Damage: 3156.0 > Weapon Damage Test takes 1 adventure (predicted: -1). Preference _CSTest6 changed from to 1 Took choice 1089/6: Perform Service (1 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=6&pwd You lose 1 Adventure You acquire an item: weird gazelle steak Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Reduce Gazelle Population Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 262 to 263 Preference _instant_monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from Leveling/Wish for XP% buff,Noncombat/Test,Booze Drop/Test to Leveling/Wish for XP% buff,Noncombat/Test,Booze Drop/Test,Weapon Damage/Test > Weapon Damage/Test completed! > > Executing Spell Damage/Cargo Shorts > CCS: [default]\n ";" Inspecting Cargo Cultist Shorts picking pocket 177 Preference cargoPocketsEmptied changed from to 177 Preference _cargoPocketEmptied changed from false to true Yeg's Motel hand soap is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not You acquire an item: Yeg's Motel hand soap Preference _instant_cargoPocketEmptied changed from to Spell Damage/Cargo Shorts > Spell Damage/Cargo Shorts completed! > > Executing Spell Damage/Test Maximizer: spell dmg, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man equip hat Hollandaise helmet equip weapon little paper umbrella Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 263 to 264 equip off-hand Abracandalabra equip acc2 glow-in-the-dark necklace equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon equip weapon little paper umbrella Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 264 to 265 > Maximize: spell dmg, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 obsidian nutcracker for 1012 each from Armory and Leggery You spent 1,012 Meat You acquire an item: obsidian nutcracker Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 265 to 266 equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 266 to 267 use 1 battery (AAA) You acquire an effect: AAA-Charged (30) You gain 30 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 267 to 268 cast 1 Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage You lose an effect: Scowl of the Auk You acquire an effect: Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10) cast 1 Carol of the Hells You acquire an effect: Carol of the Hells (10) You acquire an effect: Mental A-cue-ity (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 2 to 3 cast 1 Song of Sauce You acquire an effect: Song of Sauce (10) use 1 Yeg's Motel hand soap You acquire an effect: Sigils of Yeg (50) cast 1 Spirit of Peppermint You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Peppermint main.php?comb=1&pwd [103] Combing (mysticality) Beach Head Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 1,6,8,10 to 1,6,7,8,10 Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 4 to 5 You acquire an effect: We're All Made of Starfish (50) > [Spell Damage] Hollandaise helmet (1.0) > [Spell Damage] little paper umbrella (1.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Abracandalabra (100.0) > [Spell Damage] glow-in-the-dark necklace (10.0) > [Spell Damage] hewn moon-rune spoon (10.0) > [Spell Damage] little paper umbrella (1.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Master Saucier (10.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Subtle and Quick to Anger (10.0) > [Spell Damage] Nanobrainy (20.0) > [Spell Damage] Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Carol of the Hells (100.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Mental A-cue-ity (50.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Song of Sauce (100.0) > [Spell Damage] Destructive Resolve (20.0) > [Spell Damage] In a Lather (40.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] In a Lather (50.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Lantern-Charged (50.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Cowrruption (200.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Imported Strength (50.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] AAA-Charged (50.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Sigils of Yeg (200.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] We're All Made of Starfish (25.0) > [Spell Damage] Spirit of Peppermint (10.0) > [Spell Damage Percent] Offhand Remarkable (100.0) > Spell Damage => 123.0 > Spell Damage Percent => 1095.0 > Total Spell Damage: 1218.0 > Spell Damage Test takes 37 adventures (predicted: 37). Preference _CSTest7 changed from to 37 Took choice 1089/7: Perform Service (37 Adventures) choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=7&pwd You lose 37 Adventures Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:fluffy bunny:Feel Hatred:61 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 You acquire an item: sausage without a cause Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Reduce Gazelle Population to Coil Wire,Build Playground Mazes,Donate Blood,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Be a Living Statue,Breed More Collies,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Reduce Gazelle Population,Make Sausage Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 268 to 269 cast 1 Spirit of Nothing Preference _instant_battery (AAA) changed from Booze Drop/Power Seed to Booze Drop/Power Seed,Spell Damage/Test Preference _instant_battery (AAA)_used changed from 5 to 6 > Spell Damage/Test completed! > > Executing Donate/Test > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1089/30: Perform Service choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=30 ascend.php?alttext=communityservice main.php?nope=asc Preference kingLiberated changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 269 to 270 Preference lastDesertUnlock changed from 0 to 235 > Donate/Test completed! > > Executing Donate/Empty Hagnks > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Resource Tracking > Banishes Used: > Feel Hatred: 1/3 Leveling/Monster Habitats > Reflex Hammer: 0/3 > Latte Refills: 0/3 > KGB Tranquilizers: 0/3 > Snokebomb: 3/3 Run Start/Novelty Tropical Skeleton, Leveling/Snokebomb > > Free Kills Used: > Chest X-Ray: 0/3 > Shattering Punch: 3/3 Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Gingerbread Mob Hit: 1/1 Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > Missile Launcher: 0/1 > Parka YR: 0/? > > Notable Skills Used: > Saber Forces: 2/5 Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith, Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) > Monsters Mapped: 1/3 Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) > Feel Envy: 2/3 Leveling/Red Skeleton, Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map) > Digitize: 0/3 > Portscan: 0/3 > Source Terminal Enhances: 0/3 > Duplicate: 0/1 > > Free Fights Used: > Shadow Rift: 11/11 Leveling/Get Rufus Quest > Snojo: 0/10 > NEP: 10/10 Leveling/Powerlevel > Witchess: 0/5 > DMT: 0/5 > LOV Tunnel: 0/3 > Voters: 0/3 > God Lobster: 0/3 > Oliver's Place: 3/3 Leveling/Oliver's Place (Map), Leveling/Oliver's Place > Apriling Band Quad Tom: 0/3 > Eldritch Tentacle: 0/1 > Sausage Goblins: 2/? Run Start/Kramco, Leveling/Kramco > > Potentially Free Fights Used: > Backup Camera: 0/11 > Flaming Leaflets: 2/5 Leveling/Flaming Leaflets > Locket Reminisces: 3/3 Leveling/Red Skeleton, Leveling/Witchess King (Locket), Hot Res/Reminisce Factory Worker (female) > Fax Machine: 1/1 Booze Drop/Fax Ungulith > Chateau Painting: 0/1 > > Farming Resources: > Powerful Glove Charges: 0/100 > Cinch: 20/100 Leveling/Kramco, Leveling/Restore mp, Leveling/Monster Habitats, Leveling/Monster Habitats (Re-application), Leveling/Powerlevel, Leveling/Witchess King (Locket), Leveling/Free Kills and More Fights > KGB Clicks: 0/22 > Deck Draws: 0/15 > Mimic Eggs: 1/11 Leveling/Mimic Sausage Goblins > Macrometeorites: 0/10 > Batteries (AAA): 6/7 Booze Drop/Power Seed, Spell Damage/Test > Pocket Wishes (Genie + BofA): 0/6 > August Scepter Charges: 0/5 > Monkey Paw Wishes: 4/5 Leveling/Wish for XP% buff, Noncombat/Test, Booze Drop/Test, Weapon Damage/Test > Tome Summons: 2/3 Run Start/Borrowed Time, Familiar Weight/Test > Tea Tree: 0/3 > Peppermint Sprout: 2/3 Leveling/Synth Exp Buff > Monster Habitats: 2/3 Leveling/Kramco, Leveling/Witchess King (Locket) > April Band Instruments: 2/2 Run Start/Get Apriling Band Instruments > Favorite Bird: 0/1 > Zatara Consult: 1/1 Leveling/Consult Fortune Teller > Clan Floundry: 1/1 Run Start/Get Floundry item > GingerbreadCity Noon: 0/1 > GingerbreadCity Midnight: 0/1 > Pantogram: 0/1 > Cargo Shorts: 1/1 Spell Damage/Cargo Shorts > Pillkeeper: 1/1 Leveling/Kramco > Free Rests: 14/14 Run Start/Restore mp, Leveling/Restore mp > > Pulls Used: > > Organs Used: > Stomach: 0/15 > Liver: 8/15 Leveling/Drink Astral Pilsners, Weapon Damage/Drink Sockdollager > Spleen: 7/15 Leveling/Synth Exp Buff, Familiar Weight/Test, Hot Res/Test > Sweat Remaining: 0/100, Sweat Out Some Booze: 0/3 > > Test Summary: > HP: 1 > Muscle: 1 > Mysticality: 1 > Moxie: 1 > Familiar Weight: 32 > Weapon Damage: 1 > Spell Damage: 37 > Non-Combat: 1 > Item Drop: 1 > Hot Resistance: 1 > Coil Wire: 60 > Leveling: 2 > Adventures used: 139 > > Emptying Hagnks! > Please wait for up to 1 minute... Emptying storage Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 270 to 271 Preference lastEmptiedStorage changed from 234 to 235 > Donate/Empty Hagnks completed! > Community Service complete! > Adventures used: 139 > Adventures remaining: 13 > Time: 11 minutes, 3.88 seconds since first run today started Preference fullday_elapsedTime changed from 20240615052627109 to -1 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > Examining logs starting at 20240615 and going back 1 days. > Parsing a goo run, it looks like? take from closet: 1 meat golem You acquire an item: meat golem use 1 meat golem Emptying storage Create 1 meat paste You acquire an item: meat paste You lose 10 Meat mallsearch "tires" buy 1 tires for 100 each from shop #1663926 on 20240615 mallsearch "sweet rims" equip pants designer sweatpants buy 1 sweet rims for 270 each from The General Store You spent 270 Meat You acquire an item: sweet rims equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Combine 1 tires + 1 sweet rims You acquire an item: dope wheels Crafting used 1 each of sweet rims and tires Combine 1 dope wheels + 1 meat engine You acquire an item: bitchin' meatcar Crafting used 1 each of meat engine and dope wheels use 1 can of Rain-Doh You acquire an item: empty Rain-Doh can You acquire an item: Rain-Doh red wings You acquire an item: Rain-Doh orange agent You acquire an item: Rain-Doh yellow laser gun You acquire an item: Rain-Doh green lantern You acquire an item: Rain-Doh blue balls You acquire an item: Rain-Doh indigo cup You acquire an item: Rain-Doh violet bo You acquire an item: Rain-Doh black box use 1 box of bear arms You acquire an item: right bear arm You acquire an item: left bear arm use 1 The Big Book of Every Skill You learned a new skill: Dissonant Riff > Found 10 reusable skill-granting items in your inventory that you haven't used... use 1 A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) use 1 The Joy of Wassailing (used) use 1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) use 1 record of infuriating silence (used) use 1 record of tranquil silence (used) use 1 record of menacing silence (used) use 1 warbear metalworking primer (used) use 1 warbear empathy chip (used) use 1 Spelunker of Fortune (used) use 1 The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) > Loading map files... > Checking skills... > Checking tattoos... > Checking trophies... > Checking familiars... ascensionhistory.php?back=self&who=2136839 ascensionhistory.php?back=self&prens13=1&who=2136839 > Checking for Mr. Items... > Checking for Cool Items... > Checking for discoveries... > Checking consumption... > Checking miscellaneous levels... > Contacting database... > Database updated > ascensionhistory.php?back=self&who=2136839 ascensionhistory.php?back=self&prens13=1&who=2136839 send a kmail to 3501234 send a kmail to botticelli: 1 time's arrow Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool trading 1 worthless item for 1 11-leaf clover You acquire an item: 11-leaf clover Visiting Jackass Plumber use 1 Chester's bag of candy You acquire an item: marzipan skull You acquire Angry Farmer candy (2) You acquire an item: Tasty Fun Good rice candy You acquire an item: Yummy Tummy bean use 1 Trivial Avocations board game You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who? You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: What? You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who? use 1 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro use 1 warbear soda machine You acquire an item: Cloaca Cola Polar use 1 warbear breakfast machine You acquire an item: breakfast mess use 1 festive warbear bank You gain 100 Meat use 1 infinite BACON machine You acquire BACON (100) use 1 cheap toaster You acquire toast (3) use 1 CSA fire-starting kit Took choice 595/1: pvp fights choice.php?whichchoice=595&option=1&pwd You gain 3 PvP Fights use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 pump-up high-tops use 1 etched hourglass You gain 5 Adventures use 1 punching mirror You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Lil' Snowball Factory You acquire precision snowball (3) Visiting the Ruined House You acquire an item: anticheese cast 3 Summon Smithsness You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3) You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3) You acquire handful of Smithereens (3) cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts You acquire an item: home robotics kit You acquire an item: haggis-infused soap You acquire an item: haggis socks You acquire an item: Microplushie: Bropane > Using adventure value 5500. > Local Version: a5c6004c0b3f471405c29f8126a7a0ed93c5d0eb (built from main@a62c72024c9c2596e665491fd6a88e130964f19f) > Garbo is up to date! > I have set auto-confirm to true and accept all ramifications that come with that. > Collecting garbage! Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to garbo Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference valueOfInventory changed from 2.0 to 2 Preference _meatpermp changed from 8.5 to 7.705882352941177 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.05414874980092371 to 0.027897567659662482 > Restoring HP! Currently at 1327 of 6261 HP, 874 of 1096 MP, current meat: 131318119 ... Target HP = 2000. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.027897567659662482 to 0.026550466829724385 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled yellow taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _taffyYellowSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 21 to 22 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.026550466829724385 to 0.027897567659662482 Talking to the Old Man You acquire an item: little bitty bathysphere Preference questS01OldGuy changed from unstarted to started > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "repaid diaper, Buddy Bjorn, Crown of Thrones, Pantsgiving, mafia pointer finger ring, Mayflower bouquet" from clan stash. > Skipping fancy chocolate car; too expensive (97499 > 11000). > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate seal-clubbing clubs; max price 16500. use 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club You gain 3 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 298 to 299 > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate seal-clubbing clubs; max price 11000. use 1 chocolate seal-clubbing club You gain 2 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 299 to 300 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (65000 > 32500). > Trying to acquire 1 blobs of essential tofu; max price 27500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 27500 mallsearch "essential tofu" buy 1 essential tofu for 15000 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 300 to 301 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 27500 to 30000 use 1 essential tofu You gain 6 Adventures Preference _essentialTofuUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 301 to 302 mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain > ===== SHOTGLASS DIET ===== > Planning to fight 42 embezzlers and run 48 adventures > 1 (max 1) Ambitious Turkey(embezzler) value: 45500 (additional value: 12500) price: 9350 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 9350, Total Value 45500, Net Value 36150 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item Ambitious Turkey. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Ambitious Turkey; max price 45500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45500 mallsearch "Ambitious Turkey" buy 1 Ambitious Turkey for 9350 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 302 to 303 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45500 to 30000 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) drink 1 Ambitious Turkey You gain 5 Adventures You gain 44 Strongness You gain 33 Mysteriousness You gain 33 Chutzpah You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25) Preference _mimeArmyShotglassUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 303 to 304 > ===== FULL DIET ===== > Planning to fight 54 embezzlers and run 224 adventures > 1 (max 1) spaghetti breakfast value: 33000 price: 5 > 3 (max 3) mojo filter value: 0 price: 28200 > 1 (max 1) august scepter value: 0 price: 0 > 1 (max 1) synthetic dog hair pill value: 0 price: 250 > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(overlap) value: 45750 (additional value: 15500) price: 5400 > 1 (max 1) Boris's bread(overlap) value: 64000 (additional value: 25500) price: 16000 > 1 (max 1) Boris's bread(embezzler) value: 68500 (additional value: 30000) price: 16000 > 1 (max 1) Deep Dish of Legend(overlap) helpers: mini kiwi aioli value: 153708 (additional value: 32708.959641310452) price: 26244 > 1 (max 1) Pizza of Legend helpers: mini kiwi aioli value: 121000 price: 26244 > 1 (max 1) Calzone of Legend helpers: mini kiwi aioli value: 121000 price: 26244 > 1 (max 1) distention pill value: 0 price: 250 > 1 (max 1) campfire hot dog(embezzler) value: 29250 (additional value: 10000) price: 414 > 1 (max 1) Ambitious Turkey(embezzler) value: 45500 (additional value: 12500) price: 9350 > 1 (max 1) punch-drunk punch value: 35750 price: 0 > 2 perfect negroni value: 203500 price: 5760 > 5 meteoreo value: 178750 price: 39000 > 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(overlap) value: 76500 (additional value: 76500) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) beggin' cologne(overlap) value: 55500 (additional value: 55500) price: 36994 > 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(embezzler) value: 90000 (additional value: 90000) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 57750 (additional value: 57750) price: 31500 > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(embezzler) value: 80250 (additional value: 50000) price: 5400 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 367755, Total Value 1632958.9596413104, Net Value 1265203.9596413104 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item spaghetti breakfast. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. use 1 Universal Seasoning Preference universalSeasoningActive changed from false to true Preference _universalSeasoningsUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _dailySpecial changed from to pr0n cocktail Preference _dailySpecialPrice changed from 0 to 432 > Trying to acquire 1 milks of magnesia; max price 27500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 27500 mallsearch "milk of magnesium" buy 1 milk of magnesium for 1875 each from shop #2226778 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 304 to 305 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 27500 to 30000 use 1 milk of magnesium Preference _milkOfMagnesiumUsed changed from false to true Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 305 to 306 eat 1 spaghetti breakfast You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (10) You gain 14 Adventures You gain 1 Fullness You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (6) Preference _fudgeSporkUsed changed from false to true Your milk of magnesium kicked in Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from true to false Preference universalSeasoningActive changed from true to false Preference _spaghettiBreakfastEaten changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 306 to 307 > Considering item mojo filter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 3. > Trying to acquire 3 mojo filters; max price 10000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 10000 mallsearch "mojo filter" buy 3 mojo filter for 9400 each from shop #1024620 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 307 to 308 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 10000 to 30000 use 3 mojo filter Preference currentMojoFilters changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 308 to 309 > Considering item august scepter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day! You lose 1 Fullness You acquire an effect: Lost Stomach (30) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 2 to 3 Preference _aug16Cast changed from false to true > Considering item synthetic dog hair pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. use 1 synthetic dog hair pill Preference _syntheticDogHairPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 309 to 310 > Considering item Boris's bread. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. eat 1 Boris's bread You lose an effect: Ready to Eat You gain 6 Adventures You gain 394 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! You acquire an effect: Inspired Chef (30) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 310 to 311 > Considering item Boris's bread. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. eat 1 Boris's bread You gain 6 Adventures You gain 87 Beefiness You acquire an effect: Inspired Chef (30) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 311 to 312 > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 80250. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 80250 mallsearch "jumping horseradish" buy 1 jumping horseradish for 5400 each from shop #716831 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 312 to 313 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 80250 to 30000 eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 32 Muscleboundness You gain 23 Enchantedness You gain 28 Sarcasm You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from to 8993 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 313 to 314 > Considering item mini kiwi aioli. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item Deep Dish of Legend. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. Trade 5 mini kiwi You acquire an item: mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 314 to 315 use 1 mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 315 to 316 take from closet: 1 Deep Dish of Legend You acquire an item: Deep Dish of Legend Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 316 to 317 eat 1 Deep Dish of Legend You gain 20 Adventures You gain 261 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 200 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 112 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an effect: In the Depths (100) You gain 2 Fullness You gain 2 Adventures Preference deepDishOfLegendEaten changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 317 to 318 > Considering item mini kiwi aioli. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item Pizza of Legend. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. Trade 5 mini kiwi You acquire an item: mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 318 to 319 use 1 mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 319 to 320 take from closet: 1 Pizza of Legend You acquire an item: Pizza of Legend Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 320 to 321 eat 1 Pizza of Legend You gain 21 Adventures You gain 211 Beefiness You gain 103 Mysteriousness You gain 151 Smarm You acquire an effect: Endless Drool (100) You gain 2 Fullness You gain 2 Adventures Preference pizzaOfLegendEaten changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 321 to 322 > Considering item mini kiwi aioli. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item Calzone of Legend. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. Trade 5 mini kiwi You acquire an item: mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 322 to 323 use 1 mini kiwi aioli Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 323 to 324 take from closet: 1 Calzone of Legend You acquire an item: Calzone of Legend Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 324 to 325 eat 1 Calzone of Legend You gain 21 Adventures You gain 216 Strengthliness You gain 182 Mysteriousness You gain 118 Roguishness You acquire an effect: In the 'zone zone! (100) You gain 2 Fullness You gain 2 Adventures Preference calzoneOfLegendEaten changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 325 to 326 > Considering item distention pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. use 1 distention pill Preference _distentionPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 326 to 327 > Considering item campfire hot dog. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. mallsearch "stick of firewood" buy 1 stick of firewood for 409 each from shop #102069 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 327 to 328 trading 1 stick of firewood for 1 campfire hot dog You acquire an item: campfire hot dog Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 328 to 329 eat 1 campfire hot dog You gain 3 Adventures You gain 14 Beefiness You acquire an effect: Traditional Eating (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 329 to 330 > Considering item Ambitious Turkey. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Ambitious Turkey; max price 45500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45500 buy 1 Ambitious Turkey for 9350 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 330 to 331 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45500 to 30000 drink 1 Ambitious Turkey You gain 6 Adventures You gain 21 Strongness You gain 33 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 37 Smarm You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25) You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 331 to 332 > Considering item punch-drunk punch. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. drink 1 punch-drunk punch You gain 8 Adventures You gain 3 Strengthliness You gain 1 Wizardliness You gain 20 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an effect: Boxing Day Drinking (50) You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 332 to 333 > Considering item perfect negroni. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 2. > Trying to acquire 2 perfect negronis; max price 101750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 101750 mallsearch "perfect negroni" buy 2 perfect negroni for 2880 each from shop #1266296 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 333 to 334 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 101750 to 30000 drink 2 perfect negroni You gain 22 Adventures You gain 4 Beefiness You gain 25 Magicalness You gain 37 Roguishness You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 22 Adventures You gain 2 Muscleboundness You gain 18 Magicalness You gain 29 Smarm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 334 to 335 > Considering item meteoreo. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 5. > Trying to acquire 5 meteoreos; max price 35750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 35750 mallsearch "meteoreo" buy 4 meteoreo for 7797 each from shop #102069 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 335 to 336 buy 1 meteoreo for 7800 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 336 to 337 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 35750 to 30000 eat 5 meteoreo You gain 6 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from 8993 to 8993,9514 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 337 to 338 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 1 sugar shirt, Good 'n' Slimy You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30) > Considering item beggin' cologne. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of beggin' cologne; max price 55500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 55500 mallsearch "beggin' cologne" buy 1 beggin' cologne for 36993 each from shop #1694364 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 338 to 339 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 55500 to 30000 chew 1 beggin' cologne You acquire an effect: Eau d' Clochard (60) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 339 to 340 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 1 peanut brittle shield, Atomic Pop You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30) > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 340 to 341 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 341 to 342 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 342 to 343 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 57750. chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 343 to 344 > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 45750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 45750 buy 1 jumping horseradish for 5400 each from shop #716831 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 344 to 345 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 45750 to 30000 eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 33 Beefiness You gain 26 Wizardliness You gain 13 Smarm You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (50) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 345 to 346 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Acquire amulet coin familiar Cornbeefadon (32 lbs) equip familiar tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 box of Familiar Jacks You acquire an item: amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 346 to 347 > > Executing Daily/Chibi Buddy > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Preference chibiIntelligence changed from 5 to 0 Took choice 627/7: unknown choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=7 Preference chibiLastVisit changed from -1 to 1 use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (off) Took choice 633/1: turn on the ChibiBuddy™ choice.php?whichchoice=633&option=1&chibiname=Li%27l+fizzbo Preference chibiName changed from to Li\'l fizzbo Welcome to the world Li\'l fizzbo, your new ChibiBuddy™ who will surely never die Preference chibiBirthday changed from -1 to 1 Preference chibiFitness changed from 0 to 6 Preference chibiIntelligence changed from 0 to 5 Preference chibiSocialization changed from 0 to 5 Preference chibiAlignment changed from 0 to 4 Took choice 627/7: Put your ChibiBuddy™ away choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=7 use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Took choice 627/5: Have a ChibiChat™ choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=5 Having a ChibiChat™ Preference _chibiChanged changed from false to true You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (5) > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffSign changed from to Vole Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 0 to 1 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 1 to 2 > > Executing Daily/Getaway Campsite Buffs > CCS: [default]\n ";" Gazing at the Stars You acquire an effect: Smile of the Vole (20) Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 2 to 3 > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Beach Comb Free Walks > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings,combo_lastTileCombed,_beachLayout,_beachMinutes,_beachCombing main.php?comb=1&pwd [140] Wandering 2718 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from The Mad Tea Party to Comb the Beach (2718 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2718 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,2 (2718 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 5 to 6 You acquire an item: sea carrot You acquire grain of sand (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 347 to 348 [140] Wandering 2725 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2718 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2725 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2725 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,2 (2725 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 6 to 7 You acquire an item: taco shell You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 348 to 349 [140] Wandering 2744 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2725 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2744 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2744 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,2 (2744 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 7 to 8 You acquire an item: green seashell You acquire grain of sand (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 349 to 350 [140] Wandering 2748 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2744 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2748 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2748 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found a twinkle! Combing square 4,8 (2748 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 8 to 9 You acquire an item: dull fish scale [140] Wandering 2754 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2748 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2754 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2754 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found a twinkle! Combing square 7,1 (2754 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 9 to 10 You acquire an item: dull fish scale [140] Wandering 2772 minutes down the beach Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2754 minutes down the beach) to Comb the Beach (2772 minutes down the beach) Encounter: Comb the Beach (2772 minutes down the beach) > Our rare tile is combed, but we found some rough sand. So I guess there's that. Combing square 3,2 (2772 minutes down the beach) Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 10 to 11 You acquire an item: driftwood bracelet You acquire grain of sand (4) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 350 to 351 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings,combo_lastTileCombed,_beachLayout,_beachMinutes,_beachCombing to _lastCombatStarted,garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings > === RESULTS === > -Found 0 meat > -Found 12 grain of sand > -Found 1 sea carrot > -Found 2 dull fish scale > -Found 1 green seashell > -Found 1 taco shell > -Found 1 driftwood bracelet > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "defective Game Grid token" from clan stash. mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" > > Executing Daily/The Legendary Beat > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 The Legendary Beat You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (20) Preference _legendaryBeat changed from false to true > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 0 to 1 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 1 to 2 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 351 to 352 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 352 to 353 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 2 to 3 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 353 to 354 > > Executing Daily/Set Mind Control Device > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Super-Secret Canadian Mind Control Device Took choice 769/1: Touch that dial! choice.php?whichchoice=769&option=1&setting=11 > > Executing Daily/Use BittyCar MeatCart > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "BittyCar MeatCar" from clan stash. use 1 BittyCar MeatCar Preference _bittycar changed from to meatcar > > Executing Daily Items/Summon Clip Art > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 354 to 355 > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich You acquire an item: P.B.L.T. Preference _requestSandwichSucceeded changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 355 to 356 > > Executing Daily Items/Check Jick Jar > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _jickJarAvailable changed from unknown to false > > Executing Daily Items/Lodestone > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 lodestone You acquire an effect: Loded (5) Preference _lodestoneUsed changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Learn About Bugs > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate Took choice 1494/2: Insectologist choice.php?whichchoice=1494&option=2&pwd You learned a new skill: Insectologist Preference currentSITSkill changed from none to Insectologist Preference _sitCourseCompleted changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 356 to 357 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 357 to 358 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 358 to 359 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves lit leaf lasso > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 69 leaves You acquire an item: lit leaf lasso Preference _leafLassosCrafted changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 359 to 360 > > Executing Daily Items/Burning Leaves day shortener > CCS: [default]\n ";" Burning 222 leaves You acquire an item: day shortener Preference _leafDayShortenerCrafted changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 360 to 361 > > Executing Daily Items/Accept Rufus Quest for Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (2772 minutes down the beach) to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow cauldron Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow snowflake Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow nectar Took choice 1497/3: I'll collect the goods choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=3&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to items Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow nectar Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to step1 Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow cauldron to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow snowflake to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow nectar to > > Executing Daily Items/Acquire Rufus Items > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Trying to acquire 3 blobs of shadow nectar; max price 7628. > > Executing Daily Items/Turn In Rufus Quest for Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yes, I have them right here. choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from items to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow nectar to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 361 to 362 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to > > Executing Daily Items/Shadow Forest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference choiceAdventure1500 changed from 2 to 3 Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.027897567659662482 to 0.007080124487926502 Preference shadowRiftIngress changed from town_right to desertbeach Entering the Shadow Rift via Desert Beach Preference lastAdventure changed from The Limerick Dungeon to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/3: The forest choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=3&pwd You acquire shadow flame (2) You acquire shadow fluid (3) You acquire shadow sinew (3) Preference _shadowForestLooted changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 362 to 363 > > Executing Daily Items/Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day! You acquire water balloon (3) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 3 to 4 Preference _aug4Cast changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Aug. 24th: Waffle Day! You acquire waffle (3) Preference _augSkillsCast changed from 4 to 5 Preference _aug24Cast changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 363 to 364 > > Executing Daily Items/Acquire Candy Map > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Trying to acquire 1 maps to candy-rich blocks; max price 48069. Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from to 2 use 1 map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None [140] map to a candy-rich block Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from to DSLLDLLDDDLL Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 364 to 365 Took choice 804/2: Stop Trick-or-Treating choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=2&pwd Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from 2 to > > Executing Daily Items/Treat equip hat brainwave-controlled unicorn horn Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) equip pants electronic dulcimer pants equip acc1 Frown Exerciser > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007080124487926502 to 0.007711552808704053 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DSLLDLLDDDLL to DsLLDLLDDDLL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to A Fun-Size Dilemma Encounter: A Fun-Size Dilemma Took choice 806/2: Resist the temptation choice.php?whichchoice=806&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: huge bowl of candy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 365 to 366 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsLLDLLDDDLL to DslLDLLDDDLL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=2&pwd You acquire an item: box of Dweebs Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DslLDLLDDDLL to DsllDLLDDDLL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=3&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 366 to 367 Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsllDLLDDDLL to DsllDlLDDDLL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=5&pwd You acquire an item: Milk Studs Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsllDlLDDDLL to DsllDllDDDLL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=6&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 367 to 368 Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsllDllDDDLL to DsllDllDDDlL Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=10&pwd You acquire an item: Milk Studs Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsllDllDDDlL to DsllDllDDDll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=11&pwd You acquire an item: blind-packed capsule toy Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 368 to 369 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1500 changed from 3 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from -1 to 2 familiar Chest Mimic (50 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 369 to 370 equip acc1 spring shoes Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, 99 muscle 100 max, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 4855.08 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 8240.44 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip off-hand June cleaver equip back Camp Scout backpack equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 370 to 371 equip acc2 Cincho de Mayo equip acc3 teacher's pen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 371 to 372 Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from A Fun-Size Dilemma to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur enthrone Warbear Drone (32 lbs) use 5 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (50) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007711552808704053 to 0.008718512085312309 cast 8 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (80) mallsearch "tiny bottle of absinthe" buy 1 tiny bottle of absinthe for 3300 each from shop #51350 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 372 to 373 use 1 tiny bottle of absinthe You acquire an effect: Absinthe-Minded (10) Preference relayCounters changed from to 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:144:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:144:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:144:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:148:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Stately Pleasure Dome [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=584 Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to toothless mastiff bitch Encounter: toothless mastiff bitch Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. The sluice opens and pours out some meat! Preference trainsetPosition changed from 52 to 53 You gain 932 Meat. Round 1: toothless mastiff bitch takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 90 to 80 Round 1: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 2: toothless mastiff bitch takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 80 to 70 Round 2: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 3: toothless mastiff bitch takes 8 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar You gain 53 Meat. Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 70 to 60 Round 3: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 4: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 60 to 50 Round 4: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 5: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 50 to 40 Round 5: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 6: toothless mastiff bitch takes 8 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 40 to 30 Round 6: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 7: toothless mastiff bitch takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 30 to 20 Round 7: bsander casts FIRE EXTINGUISHER: POLAR VORTEX! Round 8: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _fireExtinguisherCharge changed from 20 to 10 Round 8: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 9: toothless mastiff bitch takes 6 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 0 to 1 Round 9: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 10: toothless mastiff bitch takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 1 to 2 Round 10: bsander casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 2 to 3 Round 11: bsander casts SPRING AWAY! You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Green (30) You lose 985 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: filled mosquito Round 12: You gain 1,000 hit points Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from party girl to toothless mastiff bitch This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference familiarSweat changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 373 to 374 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Swap Workshed > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 cold medicine cabinet You acquire an item: model train set Preference _workshedItemUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 374 to 375 > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Iveway, Internist choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 0 to 1 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 0 to 359585 You acquire an item: Fleshazole™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 375 to 376 > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Attach the energy-absorptive hat that you found. Preference autumnatonUpgrades changed from to base_blackhat Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 1 to 2 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359486 to 359576 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 376 to 377 > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver unequip offhand equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 377 to 378 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008718512085312309 to 0.008823777272904614 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave [140] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Teacher's Pet Encounter: Teacher's Pet Took choice 1470/4: Do nothing choice.php?whichchoice=1470&option=4&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from to 1470 Preference _juneCleaverSkips changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 1 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash > > Executing Postcombat/Leaf Resin Burning 50 leaves You acquire an item: distilled resin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 378 to 379 > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 distilled resin You acquire an effect: Resined (100) Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (37 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher Maximizer: 99 muscle 100 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 4855.08 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 8240.44 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand June cleaver equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 lucky gold ring Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008823777272904614 to 0.008814871113658683 cast 1 Map the Monsters Preference mappingMonsters changed from false to true Preference _monstersMapped changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Took choice 1435/1: unknown choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1435&option=1&heyscriptswhatsupwinkwink=584 Preference lastEncounter changed from Teacher's Pet to toothless mastiff bitch Encounter: toothless mastiff bitch Preference mappingMonsters changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 1 Sarcasm Round 1: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 1 to 2 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 0 to 1 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 3 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 379 to 380 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver unequip offhand equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 380 to 381 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008814871113658683 to 0.008925682003022475 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave [140] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Lost and Found Encounter: Lost and Found Took choice 1471/1: savings bond choice.php?whichchoice=1471&option=1&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1470 to 1470,1471 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 0 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 6 You acquire an item: savings bond Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher Maximizer: 99 muscle 100 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 809.18 "bonus June cleaver", 8240.44 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand June cleaver > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008925682003022475 to 0.008814871113658683 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome cast 19 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (190) Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Lost and Found to Kubla Khan Encounter: Kubla Khan Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 1 Roguishness Round 1: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Kubla Khan This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 6 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 381 to 382 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Create 4 meat paste You acquire meat paste (4) You lose 40 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 382 to 383 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 4 to 404 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 383 to 384 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 404 to 444 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 3 to 4 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 444 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 384 to 385 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 385 to 386 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference libramSummons changed from 22 to 23 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 23 to 24 cast 4 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (40) > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight cast 20 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (200) [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Kubla Khan to Ancient Mariner Encounter: Ancient Mariner Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 1 Enchantedness Round 1: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Kubla Khan to Ancient Mariner This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 9 to 12 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 386 to 387 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Create 6 meat paste You acquire meat paste (6) You lose 60 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 387 to 388 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 0 to 500 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 388 to 389 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 500 to 560 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 4 to 5 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 560 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 389 to 390 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 390 to 391 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled indigo taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference libramSummons changed from 24 to 25 cast 15 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (150) > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight cast 20 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (200) [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Ancient Mariner to roller-skating Muse Encounter: roller-skating Muse Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 1 Muscleboundness Round 1: You gain 2 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 2 to 3 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 3 to 4 Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 0 to 1 Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 17. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Ancient Mariner to roller-skating Muse This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 12 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 391 to 392 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness > CCS: [default]\n ";" mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" > ===== PANTSGIVING DIET ===== > Planning to fight 55 embezzlers and run 61 adventures > 1 meteoreo value: 35750 price: 7800 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 7800, Total Value 35750, Net Value 27950 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item meteoreo. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 meteoreos; max price 35750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 35750 mallsearch "meteoreo" buy 1 meteoreo for 7800 each from shop #276189 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 392 to 393 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 35750 to 30000 eat 1 meteoreo You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Superioreo (40) You gain 1 Fullness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 393 to 394 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Create 7 meat paste You acquire meat paste (7) You lose 70 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 394 to 395 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 5 to 605 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 395 to 396 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 605 to 675 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 5 to 6 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 675 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 396 to 397 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 397 to 398 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (3) Preference libramSummons changed from 25 to 26 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 398 to 399 cast 13 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (130) Maximizer: 99 muscle 100 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 809.18 "bonus June cleaver", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip pants designer sweatpants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 399 to 400 > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008814871113658683 to 0.008800658594102222 cast 20 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (200) [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from roller-skating Muse to angry poet Encounter: angry poet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 1 Sarcasm Round 1: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 1 to 2 Preference sweat changed from 0 to 2 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 4 to 5 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from roller-skating Muse to angry poet This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 15 to 18 send a kmail to Excavator > Excavator thought it could send data via kmail but it can't. Saving to cache instead. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 400 to 401 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008800658594102222 to 0.008794897840742538 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Create 7 meat paste You acquire meat paste (7) You lose 70 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 401 to 402 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 9 to 709 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 402 to 403 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 709 to 779 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 6 to 7 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 779 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 403 to 404 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 404 to 405 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (3) Preference libramSummons changed from 26 to 27 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 405 to 406 cast 6 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (60) > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Encounter: angry poet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 1 Cheek Round 1: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 2 to 4 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 5 to 6 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 18 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 406 to 407 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008794897840742538 to 0.008789144624221144 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Encounter: angry poet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 2 Strongness Round 1: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 4 to 6 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 6 to 7 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 21 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 407 to 408 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver unequip offhand equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 408 to 409 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008789144624221144 to 0.008899305605398013 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave [140] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from angry poet to Summer Days Encounter: Summer Days Took choice 1472/4: Do nothing choice.php?whichchoice=1472&option=4&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1470,1471 to 1470,1471,1472 Preference _juneCleaverSkips changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 2 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher custom outfit Script Outfit 3 > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008899305605398013 to 0.008789144624221144 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Summer Days to roller-skating Muse Encounter: roller-skating Muse Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 2 Smarm Round 1: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 6 to 8 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 7 to 8 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry poet to roller-skating Muse This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 24 to 27 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 409 to 410 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from roller-skating Muse to toothless mastiff bitch Encounter: toothless mastiff bitch Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 1 Cheek Round 1: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 2 to 3 Preference sweat changed from 8 to 10 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 8 to 9 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from roller-skating Muse to toothless mastiff bitch This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 27 to 30 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 410 to 411 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008789144624221144 to 0.008783398929756955 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver unequip offhand equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 411 to 412 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008783398929756955 to 0.008893415026331303 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Noob Cave [140] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Delicious Sprouts Encounter: Delicious Sprouts Took choice 1474/2: guilty sprout choice.php?whichchoice=1474&option=2&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1470,1471,1472 to 1470,1471,1472,1474 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 1 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 10 You acquire an item: guilty sprout Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 412 to 413 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 equip weapon industrial fire extinguisher Maximizer: 99 muscle 100 max, Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand June cleaver > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008893415026331303 to 0.008783398929756955 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Stately Pleasure Dome [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Delicious Sprouts to Kubla Khan Encounter: Kubla Khan Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 1 Fortitude Round 1: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 10 to 9 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 10 to 12 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 9 to 10 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from toothless mastiff bitch to Kubla Khan This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 30 to 33 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 413 to 414 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Kubla Khan to roller-skating Muse Encounter: roller-skating Muse Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! Round 1: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 2 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 9 to 8 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 12 to 14 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 10 to 11 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Kubla Khan to roller-skating Muse This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 33 to 36 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 414 to 415 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo familiar Chest Mimic (55 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip pants Greatest American Pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 415 to 416 Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, 99 muscle 100 max, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip off-hand yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from roller-skating Muse to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008783398929756955 to 0.008718512085312309 [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to roller-skating Muse Encounter: roller-skating Muse Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 2 Strongness Round 1: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _navelRunaways changed from 0 to 1 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 36 to 39 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 416 to 417 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from roller-skating Muse to angry poet Encounter: angry poet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 1 Beefiness Round 1: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference _navelRunaways changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from roller-skating Muse to angry poet This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 39 to 42 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 417 to 418 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from angry poet to Ancient Mariner Encounter: Ancient Mariner Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts RETURN! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) Round 1: You gain 1 Cheek Round 1: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _navelRunaways changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry poet to Ancient Mariner This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 42 to 45 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 418 to 419 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, 99 muscle 100 max, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Preference lastEncounter changed from Ancient Mariner to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip pants designer sweatpants > Maximize: 99 muscle 100 max,385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008718512085312309 to 0.008783398929756955 [140] The Stately Pleasure Dome Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to toothless mastiff bitch Encounter: toothless mastiff bitch Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 1: You gain 2 Smarm Round 1: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:toothless mastiff bitch:Feel Hatred:139 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference sweat changed from 14 to 16 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Ancient Mariner to toothless mastiff bitch This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 45 to 48 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 419 to 420 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008783398929756955 to 0.008777660742607508 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo familiar Artistic Goth Kid (37 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 420 to 421 equip off-hand rake equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip acc1 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles equip acc3 lucky gold ring Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008777660742607508 to 0.008887532240225248 > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to The Haunted Kitchen [140] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from toothless mastiff bitch to paper towelgeist Encounter: paper towelgeist Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts FEEL HATRED! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (4) Round 2: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:toothless mastiff bitch:Feel Hatred:139 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:139 Preference _feelHatredUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 8 to 7 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 16 to 18 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from toothless mastiff bitch to paper towelgeist This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 48 to 51 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 421 to 422 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo use 1 transporter transponder You acquire an effect: Transpondent (30) cast 1 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (7) familiar Chest Mimic (55 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand tiny black hole Maximizer: 1000 Pickpocket Chance, 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, -weapon, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat helm of the white knight equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket equip pants trousers of the white knight Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 422 to 423 equip acc1 Quiets-Your-Steps equip acc3 wristwatch of the white knight Unequip Artistic Goth Kid equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008887532240225248 to 0.008815315994607187 cast 13 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (91) Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from 2 to 3 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Domed City of Grimacia cast 40 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (280) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Domed City of Grimacia [140] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from paper towelgeist to unhinged survivor Encounter: unhinged survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from unhinged survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime Preference questF04Elves changed from unstarted to step1 You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 423 to 424 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 3327 of 19814 HP, 4 of 4206 MP, current meat: 131156080 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 202 hit points You gain 243 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 424 to 425 > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience cast 24 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (168) [140] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to grizzled survivor Encounter: grizzled survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from grizzled survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 3 to 4 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II You acquire an item: elven squeeze You acquire an item: elven hardtack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 425 to 426 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 3529 of 19814 HP, 7 of 4206 MP, current meat: 131156107 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 222 hit points You gain 194 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 426 to 427 > Maximize: 1000 Pickpocket Chance,385 Familiar Experience cast 20 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (140) [140] Domed City of Grimacia Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to whiny survivor Encounter: whiny survivor Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Preference lastEncounter changed from whiny survivor to Using the Force Encounter: Using the Force Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away." choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd Preference _saberForceUses changed from 4 to 5 You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III You acquire an item: elven hardtack You acquire an item: elven squeeze Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 427 to 428 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 3751 of 19814 HP, 1 of 4206 MP, current meat: 131156132 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 203 hit points You gain 215 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 428 to 429 Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 1882.64 "bonus Cincho de Mayo", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon June cleaver Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 429 to 430 equip off-hand yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants designer sweatpants equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008815315994607187 to 0.008786491831437537 unequip acc2 equip acc3 Cincho de Mayo cast 1 Cincho: Fiesta Exit Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _cinchUsed changed from 20 to 80 equip acc3 teacher's pen use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow matrix Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow lighter Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow skin Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow lighter Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow matrix to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow lighter to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow skin to Preference nextAdventure changed from Domed City of Grimacia to Shadow Rift Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to Domed City of Grimacia Preference nextAdventure changed from Domed City of Grimacia to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) cast 21 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (147) Preference lastAdventure changed from Domed City of Grimacia to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/3: shadow lighter choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: shadow lighter Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow lighter to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [140] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 296 hit points You gain 145 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 80 to 50 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 4 to 5 Preference timesRested changed from 14 to 15 [140] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 271 hit points You gain 117 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 25 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 5 to 6 Preference timesRested changed from 15 to 16 [140] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 227 hit points You gain 147 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 25 to 5 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 6 to 7 Preference timesRested changed from 16 to 17 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (7) custom outfit Script Outfit 3 Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur unequip acc2 equip acc3 Cincho de Mayo cast 1 Cincho: Fiesta Exit Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _cinchUsed changed from 5 to 65 equip acc3 teacher's pen use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow matrix Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow lighter Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow fluid Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow lighter Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow matrix to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow lighter to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow fluid to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) cast 40 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (280) [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/2: shadow lighter choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=2&pwd You acquire an item: shadow lighter Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow lighter to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Refill Cinch > CCS: [default]\n ";" [140] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 246 hit points You gain 115 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 65 to 50 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 7 to 8 Preference timesRested changed from 17 to 18 [140] Rest in your campaway tent You gain 292 hit points You gain 117 Muscularity Points Preference _cinchUsed changed from 50 to 40 Preference _cinchoRests changed from 8 to 9 Preference timesRested changed from 18 to 19 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo custom outfit Script Outfit 3 Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur unequip acc2 equip acc3 Cincho de Mayo cast 1 Cincho: Fiesta Exit Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _cinchUsed changed from 40 to 100 equip acc3 teacher's pen use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Calling Rufus Encounter: Calling Rufus Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from to shadow scythe Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from to shadow heptahedron Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from to shadow venom Took choice 1497/2: I'll find the artifact choice.php?whichchoice=1497&option=2&pwd Preference rufusQuestType changed from to artifact Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from to shadow heptahedron Preference questRufus changed from unstarted to started Preference rufusDesiredEntity changed from shadow scythe to Preference rufusDesiredArtifact changed from shadow heptahedron to Preference rufusDesiredItems changed from shadow venom to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) cast 19 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (133) [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus to A Labyrinth of Shadows Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/1: Randomize themes choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=1&pwd Encounter: A Labyrinth of Shadows Took choice 1499/3: shadow heptahedron choice.php?whichchoice=1499&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: shadow heptahedron Preference questRufus changed from started to step1 Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from to 1 use 1 closed-circuit pay phone Preference lastEncounter changed from A Labyrinth of Shadows to Calling Rufus Back Encounter: Calling Rufus Back Took choice 1498/1: Yeah, I got it choice.php?whichchoice=1498&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Rufus's shadow lodestone Preference questRufus changed from step1 to unstarted Preference rufusQuestType changed from artifact to Preference rufusQuestTarget changed from shadow heptahedron to Preference choiceAdventure1498 changed from 1 to [140] Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) Preference lastEncounter changed from Calling Rufus Back to Like a Loded Stone Encounter: Like a Loded Stone Took choice 1500/2: The fountain choice.php?whichchoice=1500&option=2&pwd You acquire an effect: Shadow Waters (30) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to None Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 5286 of 19879 HP, 47 of 4253 MP, current meat: 131156132 ... Target MP = 200. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 181 hit points You gain 135 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 430 to 431 use 1 cotton candy pillow You gain 55 hit points You gain 52 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 431 to 432 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Kramco equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon yule hatchet Preference lastEncounter changed from Like a Loded Stone to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip acc2 teacher's pen > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008786491831437537 to 0.008885271701960872 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from Shadow Rift (Desert Beach) to The Haunted Kitchen [140] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 2 to 3 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359487 to 359565 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point You gain 62 Meat. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 25 attack power. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 26 defense. Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (13) Round 2: sausage goblin drops 29 attack power. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 28 defense. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 3 to 4 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 10 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 39 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 3: sausage goblin drops 29 attack power. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 28 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 3,931 hit points Round 4: sausage goblin drops 29 attack power. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 30 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 28 damage. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 28 attack power. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 27 defense. Round 5: bsander attacks! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 348 damage. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 27 attack power. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 27 defense. Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 402 damage. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 27 attack power. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 26 defense. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 461 damage. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 27 attack power. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 32 defense. Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 528 damage. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 28 attack power. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 26 defense. Round 9: You lose 37 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 665 damage. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 29 attack power. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 29 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You gain 1,000 Meat After Battle: Did you know that on average every other sausage goblin is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing After Battle: You gain 569 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 227 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 238 Chutzpah After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer with a cache of meat! You gain 58 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference sweat changed from 18 to 20 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from paper towelgeist to sausage goblin This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 0 to 4 Preference familiarSweat changed from 51 to 54 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 432 to 433 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008885271701960872 to 0.008861830092194156 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick unequip hat equip hat beholed bedsheet Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 124.42 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip weapon June cleaver equip off-hand yule hatchet equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur equip hat Crown of Thrones enthrone none equip hat beholed bedsheet bjornify Warbear Drone (37 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008861830092194156 to 0.008763567864991561 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from DsllDllDDDll to dsllDllDDDll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=0&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 41 Meat. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 3,986 hit points Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 15 damage. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 6561 damage. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 15 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: sturdy cane After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 34 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 7 to 6 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 20 to 22 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating This combat did not cost a turn Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference familiarSweat changed from 54 to 57 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 433 to 434 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dsllDllDDDll to dslldllDDDll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=4&pwd Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 3,986 hit points Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 23 damage. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 6543 damage. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 16 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: Effermint™ tablets After Battle: You gain 69 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 6 to 5 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 22 to 24 This combat did not cost a turn Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference familiarSweat changed from 57 to 60 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 434 to 435 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dslldllDDDll to dslldlldDDll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=7&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to Burp Rudd, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Burp Rudd, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: You hear a clonk as something falls off of Gronald. Hopefully it wasn't an important bit. You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: suburban security civilian takes 22 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 3,986 hit points Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 9 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: suburban security civilian takes 20 damage. You gain 62 Meat. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 3617 damage. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray You acquire an item: unused walkie-talkie After Battle: You gain 90 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Preference _juneCleaverHot changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 24 to 26 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to suburban security civilian This combat did not cost a turn Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference familiarSweat changed from 60 to 63 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 435 to 436 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008763567864991561 to 0.0087582946957402 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dslldlldDDll to dslldllddDll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=8&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Burp Rudd, Neighborhood Cop to Cheeky Andy Shannahan, the Kid Who Should Know Better Encounter: Cheeky Andy Shannahan, the Kid Who Should Know Better Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 1: vandal kid drops 10 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: vandal kid takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 2: vandal kid drops 8 attack power. Round 2: vandal kid drops 8 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 3,988 hit points Round 3: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 3: vandal kid drops 8 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: vandal kid takes 12 damage. You gain 58 Meat. Round 4: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 4: vandal kid drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: vandal kid takes 6669 damage. Round 5: vandal kid drops 8 attack power. Round 5: vandal kid drops 11 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 17 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: It's well known in biology circles that the vandal kid has a secret bone in its throat, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: spray paint After Battle: You gain 61 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 3 to 4 Preference sweat changed from 26 to 28 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from suburban security civilian to vandal kid This combat did not cost a turn Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference familiarSweat changed from 63 to 66 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 436 to 437 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0087582946957402 to 0.00873289691101179 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _trickOrTreatBlock changed from dslldllddDll to dslldlldddll Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=9&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Cheeky Andy Shannahan, the Kid Who Should Know Better to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 You gain 79 Meat. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 4,000 hit points Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 12 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 19 damage. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 6690 damage. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 18 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Grofflesby tries to mimic dancing while winking its cute eyes at you. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: Effermint™ tablets After Battle: You gain 67 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference _juneCleaverStench changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 28 to 30 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from vandal kid to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating This combat did not cost a turn Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference familiarSweat changed from 66 to 69 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 437 to 438 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight unequip container Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 485.51 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference lastEncounter changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify none equip back Camp Scout backpack enthrone Warbear Drone (38 lbs) > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 2 to 3 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [140] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: flaming leaflet takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference _juneCleaverCold changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 30 to 32 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 69 to 72 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 438 to 439 > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 3 to 4 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [140] Burning Leaves Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 3 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 3 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: flaming leaflet takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 2 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 4 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 19 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch After Battle: Grofflesby performs an almost samba and flutters its eyes. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference _juneCleaverSleaze changed from 5 to 6 Preference sweat changed from 32 to 34 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 72 to 75 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 439 to 440 > > Executing Postcombat/June Cleaver > CCS: [default]\n "abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat.";" > Autoattack macro: abort "Expected June Cleaver non-combat but ended up in combat."; Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 1 to 4 Preference recoveryScript changed from scripts/Universal_recovery.ash to Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave [140] Noob Cave Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to Poetic Justice Encounter: Poetic Justice Took choice 1467/3: Gain 5 adventures, get beaten up choice.php?whichchoice=1467&option=3&pwd Preference juneCleaverQueue changed from 1470,1471,1472,1474 to 1470,1471,1472,1474,1467 Preference _juneCleaverEncounters changed from 2 to 3 Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 0 to 12 You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (5) You gain 5 Adventures Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 440 to 441 Preference recoveryScript changed from to scripts/Universal_recovery.ash cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus You gain 40 hit points You lose an effect: Beaten Up > > Executing Free Fight/Burning Leaves Flaming Leaflet Fight Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 404.59 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" Preference lastEncounter changed from Poetic Justice to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hascombatitem porquoise-handled sixgun;use porquoise-handled sixgun;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;if hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;repeat hasskill Saucegeyser;endif;if hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;repeat hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;endif;if hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;repeat hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;endif;if hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;repeat hasskill Wave of Sauce;endif;if hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;repeat hasskill Saucestorm;endif;if hasskill Northern Explosion;skill Northern Explosion;repeat hasskill Northern Explosion;endif;if hasskill 1005;skill 1005;repeat hasskill 1005;endif;attack;repeat; Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None Preference _leafMonstersFought changed from 4 to 5 Burning 11 leaves Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [140] Burning Leaves Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to flaming leaflet Encounter: flaming leaflet Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Oh no, a part fell off of Gronald! You acquire an item: warbear whosit Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 2 attack power. Round 1: flaming leaflet drops 2 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: flaming leaflet takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 2 attack power. Round 2: flaming leaflet drops 2 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Gronald surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest. You acquire an item: dead guy's watch After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 54 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _juneCleaverFightsLeft changed from 12 to 11 Preference _juneCleaverSpooky changed from 4 to 5 Preference sweat changed from 34 to 36 This combat did not cost a turn Preference familiarSweat changed from 75 to 78 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 441 to 442 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1468 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1470 changed from 4 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1472 changed from 4 to 1 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Spooky Putty sheet" from clan stash. > You have the following copy target sources untapped right now: > 12 from Be Gregarious > 1 from Be Gregarious (Set Up Crystal Ball) > 5 from Habitats Monster > 1 from Habitats Monster (Set Up Crystal Ball) > 11 from Backup > 6 from Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > 7 from Mimic Eggs > 10 from Professor MeatChain > 5 from Professor WeightChain Preference _garbo_autoUserConfirm_embezzlerInvocatedCount changed from to 1 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None > Trying to acquire 1 Flasksfull of Hollow; max price 40500. > Using 1 Flasksfull of Hollow use 1 Flaskfull of Hollow You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (150) > Trying to acquire 2 flapper flies; max price 20000. > Trying to acquire 1 flapper flies; max price 18500. > Using 3 flapper flies use 3 flapper fly You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (60) > Trying to acquire 1 autumn dollars; max price 15000. > Trying to acquire 1 autumn dollars; max price 14250. > Using 2 autumn dollars use 2 autumn dollar You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (60) > Trying to acquire 2 resolutions: be wealthier; max price 6000. > Trying to acquire 1 resolutions: be wealthier; max price 5550. > Using 3 resolutions: be wealthier use 3 resolution: be wealthier You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (60) main.php?action=cmonk Took choice 1501/1: Squeeze the Paw choice.php?whichchoice=1501&wish=Sinuses+For+Miles&option=1 You acquire an effect: Sinuses For Miles (30) You acquire an effect: Cursed by a Monkey (35) Preference _monkeyPawWishesUsed changed from 4 to 5 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat porcelain porkpie equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Abracandalabra equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 442 to 443 equip acc1 Mr. Accessaturday equip acc2 Brimstone Brooch equip acc3 Brimstone Bracelet equip familiar Snow Suit Preference lastEncounter changed from flaming leaflet to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from to hat use 2 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (40) use 1 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20) cast 6 Blood Bond You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (60) cast 6 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (60) cast 9 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (63) uneffect Ode to Booze cast 6 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (60) cast 6 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (60) Create 9 meat paste You acquire meat paste (9) You lose 90 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 443 to 444 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 2 to 802 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 444 to 445 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 802 to 892 You acquire an item: magical sausage Preference _sausagesMade changed from 7 to 8 Preference sausageGrinderUnits changed from 892 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 445 to 446 eat 1 magical sausage You gain 1 Adventure You gain 999 Muscularity Points Preference _sausagesEaten changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 446 to 447 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.00873289691101179 to 0.007489031047341543 cast 6 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (60) cast 6 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (60) cast 3 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (60) cast 6 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (60) use 1 Oscus's neverending soda You gain 269 Muscularity Points Preference oscusSodaUsed changed from false to true > Restoring MP! Currently at 18732 of 23323 HP, 915 of 8757 MP, current meat: 131157472 ... Target MP = 1182. use 6 cotton candy pillow You gain 319 hit points You gain 320 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 447 to 448 cast 6 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (60) > Restoring MP! Currently at 19051 of 23323 HP, 53 of 8757 MP, current meat: 131157472 ... Target MP = 200. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 140 hit points You gain 157 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 448 to 449 > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Platinum Yendorian Express Card, Bag o' Tricks" from clan stash. museum.php?action=icehouse familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (70 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: 100 Monster Level, 100 Muscle, Familiar Weight, "equip spring shoes", -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip carnivorous potted plant", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones equip hat Great Wolf's headband equip weapon fish hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 449 to 450 equip off-hand Meat Tenderizer is Murder equip back sea mantle equip shirt Chester's muscle shirt equip pants sugar shorts equip acc2 spring shoes equip acc3 Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence equip familiar annoying pitchfork Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007489031047341543 to 0.0062505965902214 cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) Preference lastAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [140] The Dire Warren Preference sugarCounter4182 changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to fluffy bunny Encounter: fluffy bunny Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts SPRING KICK! Round 2: Brave Sir Robin pulls it into an impromptu mosh pit, stomping it for 23 damage. Round 2: fluffy bunny takes 23 damage. Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:139 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:139:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:139 Round 2: bsander casts RETURN! Round 3: Brave Sir Robin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Brave Sir Robin... You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 3: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: crunchy brush Preference _banderRunaways changed from 11 to 12 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to fluffy bunny This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 450 to 451 familiar Pocket Professor (57 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip back Buddy Bjorn equip familiar Pocket Professor memory chip Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip weapon sea-worn candlestick equip off-hand Half a Purse Preference lastEncounter changed from fluffy bunny to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving Took choice 1449/2: Toggle to Infrared Spectrum choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=2 Preference backupCameraMode changed from ml to meat equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 mafia thumb ring equip acc3 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie bjornify Hobo Monkey (52 lbs) > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Pocket Wish (untapped potential). Stay tuned for details. > Trying to acquire 1 pocket wishes; max price 50000. use 1 pocket wish Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice) choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1267&option=1&wish=to+fight+a+Knob+Goblin+Embezzler Preference _genieFightsUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None [140] genie summoned monster Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 451 to 452 Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 69 Muscularity Points You gain 19388 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from fluffy bunny to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxu Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 452 to 453 [141] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 71 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 16: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 10 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 48 Muscularity Points You gain 21788 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Stephen's secret formula After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 0 to 1 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 453 to 454 [142] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 54 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points You gain 18479 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 454 to 455 [143] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 3 to 4 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 17: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 11 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points You gain 17008 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 455 to 456 [144] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 4 to 5 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 71 Muscularity Points You gain 20259 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 9 to 10 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 456 to 457 [145] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 5 to 6 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 defense. You acquire an item: can of sardines Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 0 to 1 Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 18: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 12 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points You gain 20129 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man! You acquire an item: Ferrigno's Elixir of Power After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 1 to 2 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 457 to 458 [146] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 6 to 7 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 15: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points You gain 19873 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area somewhere with a cache of meat! You gain 65 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 11 to 12 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 458 to 459 [147] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 7 to 8 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 51 Meat. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 16: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5465 damage. Round 22: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 13 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 68 Muscularity Points You gain 17102 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek After Battle: After the battle, you settle down on a spot somewhere and let the leylines restore you. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 459 to 460 [148] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 8 to 9 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 44 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 69 Muscularity Points You gain 18478 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 13 to 14 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 460 to 461 [149] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 9 to 10 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 4: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 67 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 14 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 63 Muscularity Points You gain 15927 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 42 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 461 to 462 [150] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh black box! You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Preference _raindohCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference rainDohMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 3: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 5: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 63 Meat. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 2326 damage. Round 22: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points You gain 21065 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 15 to 16 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 462 to 463 Preference _garbo_meatChain changed from to true Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (2) You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 27 to 28 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 463 to 464 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0062505965902214 to 0.007562309872154254 cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar equip hat Boris's Helm (askew) equip weapon fish hatchet equip off-hand Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt Stephen's lab coat equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 464 to 465 Took choice 1449/3: Toggle to Maximum Framerate choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=3 Preference backupCameraMode changed from meat to init unequip acc1 equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 Belt of Loathing equip acc3 hewn moon-rune spoon > Maximize: Familiar Weight Took choice 1449/2: Toggle to Infrared Spectrum choice.php?whichchoice=1449&option=2 Preference backupCameraMode changed from init to meat unequip acc1 equip acc1 backup camera > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007562309872154254 to 0.007944449700588866 cast 2 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (20) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [151] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 2: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 10 to 11 Round 3: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (15) Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 4 to 5 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 12 Round 4: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 5: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 5: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: To avoid overloading its circuits, Einsteinomatic dumps some excess electricity into you. After Battle: You gain 92 Muscularity Points After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points You gain 16021 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "WHEEEEEE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 56 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 79 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 73 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 74 Cheek You acquire an item: bottled inspiration You acquire an item: disintegrating spiky collar You acquire an item: bottled inspiration You acquire an item: AutumnFest ale You acquire an item: St. Sneaky Pete's Whey After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuu to xxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuui Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 9 to 12 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from The Stately Pleasure Dome to Preference relayCounters changed from 140:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:144:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif:148:Wormwood loc=151 loc=152 loc=153 place.php?whichplace=wormwood:tinybottle.gif to [152] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 11 to 12 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 25 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Muscularity Points You gain 76 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 3941 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: bag of GORF Your familiar gains a pound: Einsteinomatic, the 15 lb. Pocket Professor After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 67 Muscularity Points After Battle: You gain 12 Muscularity Points You gain 13739 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness After Battle: Your inner knowledge of the area around you has put you in touch with the very strength of the ground. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuui to xxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 12 to 13 [153] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander casts LECTURE ON RELATIVITY! Preference _pocketProfessorLectures changed from 12 to 13 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 25 damage. Round 3: You gain 26 Muscularity Points You gain 40 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 3898 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Einsteinomatic quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP. After Battle: You gain 100 Muscularity Points After Battle: You gain 11 Muscularity Points You gain 15555 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 48 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek After Battle: You spot an opponent hiding inside a drawer of incomprehensible kitchen implements and prepare yourself to get the jump. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference _relativityMonster changed from false to true Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuii to xxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 13 to 14 [154] The Haunted Kitchen Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _relativityMonster changed from true to false Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 25 damage. Round 2: You gain 29 Muscularity Points You gain 45 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: bsander casts FURIOUS WALLOP! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 3931 damage. Round 22: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: You reach out to grab Einsteinomatic and receive a jolt from the battery. After Battle: You gain 101 Muscularity Points After Battle: You gain 13 Muscularity Points You gain 13964 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Einsteinomatic displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE." You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiii to xxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 465 to 466 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007944449700588866 to 0.007684749488193357 Preference _garbo_weightChain changed from to true Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Attach the enhanced left arm that you found. Preference autumnatonUpgrades changed from base_blackhat to base_blackhat,leftarm1 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 2 to 3 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359576 to 359602 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 466 to 467 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 2 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (20) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (96 lbs) > Running fight Backup cast 1 Musk of the Moose You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10) use 1 fishy pipe You acquire an effect: Fishy (10) Preference _fishyPipeUsed changed from false to true Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to The Briny Deeps equip hat aerated diving helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 467 to 468 equip back Buddy Bjorn equip familiar das boot Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -hat, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" unequip offhand Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 468 to 469 equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Half a Purse equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc3 mafia thumb ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 469 to 470 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007684749488193357 to 0.007254503099104822 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Briny Deeps [155] The Briny Deeps Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to funk sole brother Encounter: funk sole brother Round 0: bsander loses initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Preference _backUpUses changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander uses the pulled green taffy! Round 2: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference envyfishMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: bsander casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! You acquire an item: envyfish egg You gain 53 Meat. Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from Witchess King to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 2 to 3 Round 3: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 16 to 17 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiii to xxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiix Preference familiarSweat changed from 78 to 79 After Battle: unspecified macro action? After Battle: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 17 attack power. After Battle: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. After Battle: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. After Battle: You gain 116 hit points After Battle: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 20589 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly wiggles around and you notice a map underneath it. You acquire an item: map to a candy-rich block Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 50 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 470 to 471 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 19707 of 24077 HP, 7 of 4016 MP, current meat: 131447725 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 209 hit points You gain 206 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 471 to 472 > Finished Backup familiar Chest Mimic (104 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 404.59 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 472 to 473 equip weapon yule hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 473 to 474 equip back Camp Scout backpack equip pants designer sweatpants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 474 to 475 equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc2 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from funk sole brother to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference nextAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007254503099104822 to 0.008656721569963166 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Haunted Kitchen [156] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference _sausageFights changed from 3 to 4 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359565 to 359581 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: You lose 33 hit points Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: sausage goblin takes 29 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 2: You gain 4,035 hit points You gain 60 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 24 damage. Round 3: bsander uses the seal tooth! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 1 damage. Round 4: You lose 31 hit points Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 5: You lose 28 hit points Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 1350 damage. Round 6: You lose 81 hit points Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 7: You lose 28 hit points Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 8: You lose 29 hit points Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 54 damage. Round 9: You lose 27 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 10: You lose 15 hit points Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: sausage goblin takes 26 damage. Round 11: You lose 31 hit points Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: sausage goblin takes 25 damage. Round 12: You lose 31 hit points Round 12: bsander attacks! Round 13: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 13: You lose 32 hit points Round 13: bsander attacks! Round 14: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 14: You lose 27 hit points Round 14: bsander attacks! Round 15: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 15: You lose 16 hit points Round 15: bsander attacks! Round 16: sausage goblin takes 28 damage. Round 16: You lose 29 hit points Round 16: bsander attacks! Round 17: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 17: You lose 28 hit points Round 17: bsander attacks! Round 18: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 18: You lose 16 hit points Round 18: bsander attacks! Round 19: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 19: You lose 30 hit points Round 19: bsander attacks! Round 20: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 20: You lose 32 hit points Round 20: bsander attacks! Round 21: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 21: You lose 28 hit points Round 21: bsander attacks! Round 22: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 22: You lose 28 hit points Round 22: bsander attacks! Round 23: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 23: You lose 14 hit points Round 23: bsander attacks! Round 24: sausage goblin takes 27 damage. Round 24: You lose 27 hit points Round 24: bsander attacks! Round 25: sausage goblin takes 25 damage. Round 25: You lose 87 hit points Round 25: bsander attacks! Round 26: sausage goblin takes 27 damage. Round 26: You lose 15 hit points Round 26: bsander attacks! Round 27: sausage goblin takes 24 damage. Round 27: You lose 15 hit points Round 27: bsander attacks! Round 28: sausage goblin takes 24 damage. Round 28: You lose 16 hit points Round 28: bsander attacks! Round 29: sausage goblin takes 24 damage. Round 29: You lose 30 hit points Round 29: bsander attacks! Round 30: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 30: You lose 14 hit points Round 30: bsander attacks! Round 31: sausage goblin takes 27 damage. Round 31: You lose 31 hit points Round 31: bsander attacks! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 32: You gain 2 Enchantedness Preference sweat changed from 36 to 38 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiix to xxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixi Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _lastCombatLost changed from false to true Preference familiarSweat changed from 79 to 82 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 475 to 476 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _lastCombatLost changed from true to false send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator send a kmail to Excavator Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 17 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 105 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 huge bowl of candy worth 68850 total > 3 waffle worth 40230 total > 12 disintegrating spiky collar worth 26978 total > -4 Extrovermectin™ worth -113400 total > -434 inflammable leaf worth -25178 total > -5 pulled blue taffy worth -23625 total > This run of garbo, across 17 turns you generated 110,498 meat, with 123,588 raw meat and -13,090 from items > So far today, across 160 turns you generated 2,538,664 meat, with 1,985,806 raw meat and 552,858 from items > Restoring MP! Currently at 19405 of 20177 HP, 11 of 3868 MP, current meat: 131467769 ... Target MP = 967. use 19 cotton candy pillow You gain 1,030 hit points You gain 948 Muscularity Points use 1 cotton candy pillow You gain 39 hit points You gain 42 Muscularity Points Visiting the Boxing Daycare [157] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Have a Boxing Daydream [157] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Recruit toddlers You have recruited 242 toddlers You lose 100 Meat > Using adventure value 5500. > Local Version: a5c6004c0b3f471405c29f8126a7a0ed93c5d0eb (built from main@a62c72024c9c2596e665491fd6a88e130964f19f) > Garbo is up to date! > I have set auto-confirm to true and accept all ramifications that come with that. > Collecting garbage! Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to garbo Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference valueOfInventory changed from 2.0 to 2 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 3 to 4 Preference libramSummons changed from 28 to 29 cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "repaid diaper, Buddy Bjorn, Crown of Thrones, Pantsgiving, mafia pointer finger ring, Mayflower bouquet" from clan stash. > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (65000 > 32500). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain > ===== FULL DIET ===== > Planning to fight 42 embezzlers and run 48 adventures > 1 (max 1) designer sweatpants value: 0 price: 0 > 1 elemental caipiroska value: 33000 price: 371 > Assuming MPA of 5500, Total Cost 371, Total Value 33000, Net Value 32629 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5500. > Considering item designer sweatpants. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Sweat Out Some Booze You lose 1 Drunkenness Preference sweat changed from 38 to 13 Preference _sweatOutSomeBoozeUsed changed from 0 to 1 > Considering item elemental caipiroska. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 elemental caipiroskas; max price 33000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 30000 to 33000 mallsearch "elemental sugarcube" buy 1 elemental sugarcube for 205 each from shop #887028 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 481 to 482 [157] Mix 1 bottle of vodka + 1 elemental sugarcube You acquire an item: Siberian sunrise Crafting used 1 each of bottle of vodka and elemental sugarcube Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 482 to 483 [157] Mix 1 Siberian sunrise + 1 grapefruit You acquire an item: elemental caipiroska Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and Siberian sunrise Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 483 to 484 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 33000 to 30000 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) drink 1 elemental caipiroska You gain 7 Adventures You gain 88 Enchantedness You acquire an effect: Magically Delicious (40) You gain 1 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 484 to 485 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "defective Game Grid token" from clan stash. mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat equip hat brainwave-controlled unicorn horn equip pants electronic dulcimer pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 485 to 486 equip acc1 Frown Exerciser > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Spooky Putty sheet" from clan stash. Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Friar Ceremony Location Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat porcelain porkpie equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Abracandalabra equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 486 to 487 equip acc1 Mr. Accessaturday equip acc2 Brimstone Brooch equip acc3 Brimstone Bracelet equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.008656721569963166 to 0.007568863852196854 use 2 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (20) > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Platinum Yendorian Express Card, Bag o' Tricks" from clan stash. museum.php?action=icehouse familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (55 lbs) > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave familiar Chest Mimic (95 lbs) equip back Buddy Bjorn Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip off-hand Half a Purse Preference lastEncounter changed from Enter the Boxing Daycare to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 Belt of Loathing equip acc3 mafia thumb ring equip familiar amulet coin > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007568863852196854 to 0.007167282360161954 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Dire Warren [157] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 2: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 3: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg You gain 53 Meat. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 3 to 4 Round 3: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 4: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 4 to 5 Round 4: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 5: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 5 to 6 Round 5: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 6: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 6 to 7 Round 6: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Round 7: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 7 to 8 Round 7: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 9: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 17: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 7 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You gain 18678 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Grofflesby jiggles and blinks, more of a mockery than mimicry of dancing and winking. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: shot of wasp venom You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 17 to 18 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixi to xxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiu Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 487 to 488 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 20072 of 24370 HP, 37 of 4231 MP, current meat: 131491191 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 221 hit points You gain 238 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 488 to 489 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [158] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts %FN, LAY AN EGG! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Grofflesby gloms onto your opponent for a few moments and then shudders and lays an egg. You acquire an item: mimic egg You gain 75 Meat. Preference _mimicEggsObtained changed from 8 to 9 Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 3: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Grofflesby, the 2 lb. Chest Mimic After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Grofflesby does its best to mimic dancing and winking. You gain 18405 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Grofflesby kinda dances and kinda winks. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah After Battle: You remember that the map shows a pirate grave balanced on a bunny's head nearby and find a bottle marking the spot. You acquire an item: bottle of rum You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 18 to 19 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xxuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiu to xuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 489 to 490 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 20313 of 24370 HP, 30 of 4231 MP, current meat: 131509671 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 173 hit points You gain 209 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 490 to 491 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave familiar Obtuse Angel (67 lbs) Unequip Chest Mimic equip familiar amulet coin equip familiar quake of arrows Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip weapon sea-worn candlestick Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 491 to 492 equip acc2 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007167282360161954 to 0.007344799256429368 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) [159] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts FIRE A BADLY ROMANTIC ARROW! Round 1: Blink fires a badly romantic arrow at your opponent. He roars an angry "RAAAH! RAAAH!" but it quickly turns into an "OOO LA LA!" He gazes at you, too stunned by your beauty to attack this round. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Preference romanticTarget changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| Preference _badlyRomanticArrows changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 3: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 14: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. You gain 18117 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Blink dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 19 to 20 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xuuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuu to uuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 492 to 493 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Iveway, Internist choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 1 to 2 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 359585 to 359605 You acquire an item: Fleshazole™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 493 to 494 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 20524 of 23781 HP, 29 of 4048 MP, current meat: 131541018 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 213 hit points You gain 201 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 494 to 495 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (45 lbs) equip familiar LED candle Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip acc2 Belt of Loathing > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie Took choice 1509/2: Turn on the Ultraviolet Light choice.php?whichchoice=1509&option=2 Preference ledCandleMode changed from to ultraviolet > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007344799256429368 to 0.007167282360161954 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [160] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 defense. Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 53. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 10 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19500 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+18 Stats) After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 20 to 21 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuu to uuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 82 to 83 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 495 to 496 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.007167282360161954 to 0.0101296559851272 > Restoring MP! Currently at 20286 of 20286 HP, 36 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131560579 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 177 hit points You gain 180 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 496 to 497 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) [161] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Preference beGregariousMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 4 to 3 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 16 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 15 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 3: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 50 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 5: You gain 74 hit points Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 10: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 86 hit points After Battle: You gain 57 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21145 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+18 Stats) After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 21 to 22 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuu to uuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 83 to 84 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 497 to 498 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.0101296559851272 to 0.01344743153682942 > Restoring MP! Currently at 15281 of 15281 HP, 85 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131581774 ... Target MP = 200. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 168 hit points You gain 165 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 498 to 499 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) [162] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 40 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 40 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 7 defense. Round 1: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 388 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (19 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 19 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 11 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 22816 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+18 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah After Battle: You remember, from the map in your mind, an area underneath a bunny with a cache of meat! You gain 55 Meat. You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 22 to 23 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuu to uuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 84 to 85 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 499 to 500 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.01344743153682942 to 0.01392398707916319 > Restoring MP! Currently at 14758 of 14758 HP, 34 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131605083 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 197 hit points You gain 217 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 500 to 501 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) [163] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 1: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 1: You gain 74 hit points Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 26 Muscularity Points You gain 71 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 22465 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 23 to 24 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuu to uuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 85 to 86 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 501 to 502 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14758 of 14758 HP, 31 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131627619 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 229 hit points You gain 212 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 502 to 503 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [164] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 3 to 2 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. Round 2: Bamberly bites your opponent for 41. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 3: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 3: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 334 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 12 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 18992 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 24 to 25 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuu to uuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 86 to 87 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 503 to 504 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14758 of 14758 HP, 22 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131646945 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 207 hit points You gain 221 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 504 to 505 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) [165] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 54. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. You gain 49 Meat. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22720 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 25 to 26 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuu to uuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 87 to 88 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 505 to 506 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14758 of 14758 HP, 23 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131669714 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 206 hit points You gain 184 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 506 to 507 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [166] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (13 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 13 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 10: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 12: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 41. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 12: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 13 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21645 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+18 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map underneath a bunny, but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 26 to 27 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuu to uuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 88 to 89 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 507 to 508 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14758 of 14758 HP, 33 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131691428 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 234 hit points You gain 228 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 508 to 509 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) [167] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 42 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 42 defense. Round 1: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 1: You gain 88 hit points You gain 79 Meat. Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 2 to 1 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (17) Round 2: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 2: You gain 72 hit points Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 5 to 6 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 14 Round 2: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 3: You gain 106 hit points Round 3: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 23439 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 31 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 2 to 3 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 27 to 28 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuu to uuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 89 to 90 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 509 to 510 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.01392398707916319 to 0.013885411265240243 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14766 of 14799 HP, 7 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131714946 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 198 hit points You gain 212 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 510 to 511 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) [168] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 defense. Round 1: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 1: You gain 76 hit points You gain 54 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 2: You gain 110 hit points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 24512 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+18 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 28 to 29 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuu to uuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 90 to 91 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 511 to 512 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14799 of 14799 HP, 23 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131739512 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 220 hit points You gain 181 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 512 to 513 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [169] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 42 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 42 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 defense. You acquire an item: old candy wrapper Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 1: You gain 84 hit points Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 14 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19998 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 29 to 30 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuu to uiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 91 to 92 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 513 to 514 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14799 of 14799 HP, 32 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131759510 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 206 hit points You gain 206 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 514 to 515 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 3 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (21) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) [170] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Round 0: bsander casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 1: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 355 Meat. You gain 46 Meat. Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 0 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 1: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 14 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 3: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 8: You gain 77 hit points Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 71 hit points After Battle: You gain 78 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 19856 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 30 to 31 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uiiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 92 to 93 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 515 to 516 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14799 of 14799 HP, 107 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131779767 ... Target MP = 200. use 2 cotton candy pillow You gain 101 hit points You gain 100 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 516 to 517 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [171] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 2: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 381 Meat. Round 2: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 3: You gain 120 hit points You gain 65 Meat. Round 3: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 15 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 19775 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+19 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot between two bunnies. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 31 to 32 Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Preference familiarSweat changed from 93 to 94 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 517 to 518 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.013885411265240243 to 0.011473866591154623 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14808 of 15223 HP, 32 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131799988 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 210 hit points You gain 175 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 518 to 519 > Finished Be Gregarious familiar Chest Mimic (68 lbs) unequip container equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ Maximizer: 385 Familiar Experience, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -off-hand, 124.42 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 179.19 "bonus Snow Suit", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 340.2 "bonus aviator goggles", 3520 "bonus designer sweatpants", 404.59 "bonus June cleaver", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 824.04 "bonus Pantsgiving", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring", 87.02 "bonus rake", 87.02 "bonus tiny rake" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon yule hatchet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 519 to 520 equip back Camp Scout backpack equip pants designer sweatpants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 520 to 521 equip acc1 teacher's pen equip acc2 teacher's pen equip acc3 teacher's pen Unequip Cornbeefadon equip familiar tiny stillsuit > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=2 Preference parkaMode changed from kachungasaur to dilophosaur > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 385 Familiar Experience Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen cast 3 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (30) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.011473866591154623 to 0.01442691592608795 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [172] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to sausage goblin Encounter: sausage goblin Preference relayCounters changed from to 186:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 186:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 186:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:196:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| to Preference _sausageFights changed from 4 to 5 Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 359581 to 359597 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: You lose 32 hit points Round 1: sausage goblin takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 2: You gain 2,421 hit points Round 2: bsander uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 3: sausage goblin takes 32 damage. Round 3: bsander uses the seal tooth! Round 4: sausage goblin takes 1 damage. Round 4: bsander attacks! Round 5: You lose 8 hit points Round 5: You lose 81 hit points Round 5: bsander casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 6: sausage goblin takes 808 damage. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points Round 6: bsander attacks! Round 7: sausage goblin takes 42 damage. You gain 50 Meat. Round 7: bsander attacks! Round 8: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 8: You lose 20 hit points Round 8: bsander attacks! Round 9: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 9: You lose 38 hit points Round 9: bsander attacks! Round 10: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 10: You lose 37 hit points Round 10: bsander attacks! Round 11: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 11: You lose 35 hit points Round 11: bsander attacks! Round 12: sausage goblin takes 29 damage. Round 12: You lose 35 hit points Round 12: bsander attacks! Round 13: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 13: You lose 35 hit points Round 13: bsander attacks! Round 14: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 14: You lose 38 hit points Round 14: bsander attacks! Round 15: sausage goblin takes 25 damage. Round 15: You lose 18 hit points Round 15: bsander attacks! Round 16: sausage goblin takes 30 damage. Round 16: You lose 38 hit points Round 16: bsander attacks! Round 17: sausage goblin takes 32 damage. Round 17: You lose 38 hit points Round 17: bsander attacks! Round 18: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 18: You lose 18 hit points Round 18: bsander attacks! Round 19: sausage goblin takes 4 damage. Round 19: You lose 37 hit points Round 19: bsander attacks! Round 20: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 20: You lose 79 hit points Round 20: bsander attacks! Round 21: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 21: You lose 19 hit points Round 21: bsander attacks! Round 22: sausage goblin takes 7 damage. Round 22: You lose 38 hit points Round 22: bsander attacks! Round 23: sausage goblin takes 29 damage. Round 23: You lose 37 hit points Round 23: bsander attacks! Round 24: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 24: You lose 37 hit points Round 24: bsander attacks! Round 25: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 25: You lose 20 hit points Round 25: bsander attacks! Round 26: sausage goblin takes 28 damage. Round 26: You lose 20 hit points Round 26: bsander attacks! Round 27: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 27: You lose 35 hit points Round 27: bsander attacks! Round 28: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 28: You lose 38 hit points Round 28: bsander attacks! Round 29: sausage goblin takes 5 damage. Round 29: You lose 38 hit points Round 29: bsander attacks! Round 30: sausage goblin takes 29 damage. Round 30: You lose 18 hit points Round 30: bsander attacks! Round 31: sausage goblin takes 6 damage. Round 31: You lose 38 hit points Round 31: bsander attacks! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf Round 32: You gain 1 Mysteriousness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference sweat changed from 13 to 15 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to sausage goblin Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu to iixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _lastCombatLost changed from false to true Preference familiarSweat changed from 94 to 97 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 521 to 522 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _lastCombatLost changed from true to false Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 16 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 121 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 pulled green taffy worth 13500 total > 1 Fleshazole™ worth 9124 total > 60 meat stack worth 6000 total > -57 cotton candy pillow worth -20161 total > -2 pulled blue taffy worth -9450 total > -1 bottle of vodka worth -117 total > This run of garbo, across 16 turns you generated 324,376 meat, with 314,217 raw meat and 10,159 from items > So far today, across 176 turns you generated 2,863,040 meat, with 2,300,023 raw meat and 563,017 from items > Restoring MP! Currently at 11211 of 12107 HP, 1 of 3966 MP, current meat: 131810030 ... Target MP = 991. use 20 cotton candy pillow You gain 972 hit points You gain 1,011 Muscularity Points > Using adventure value 5500. > Local Version: a5c6004c0b3f471405c29f8126a7a0ed93c5d0eb (built from main@a62c72024c9c2596e665491fd6a88e130964f19f) > Garbo is up to date! > I have set auto-confirm to true and accept all ramifications that come with that. > Collecting garbage! Preference customCombatScript changed from wham to garbo Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.6 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.25 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference valueOfInventory changed from 2.0 to 2 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 29 to 30 cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "repaid diaper, Buddy Bjorn, Crown of Thrones, Pantsgiving, mafia pointer finger ring, Mayflower bouquet" from clan stash. > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (65000 > 32500). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from ncpvp!#outfit rollover#daycare scavenge 17#repeat 18#garbo nobarf ascend workshed=train#daycare scavenge#repeat 87#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#distill!; ncadv;#distill!;#distill!#ncadv!#garbo ascend#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#instantsccs; kingfreed#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc to outfit rollover#daycare scavenge 17#repeat 18#garbo nobarf ascend workshed=train#daycare scavenge#repeat 87#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#distill!; ncadv;#distill!;#distill!#ncadv!#garbo ascend#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#instantsccs; kingfreed#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#daycare scavenge Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "defective Game Grid token" from clan stash. mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" mallsearch "defective Game Grid token" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat equip hat brainwave-controlled unicorn horn equip pants electronic dulcimer pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 525 to 526 equip acc1 Frown Exerciser > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Spooky Putty sheet" from clan stash. Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to Friar Ceremony Location Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from outfit rollover#daycare scavenge 17#repeat 18#garbo nobarf ascend workshed=train#daycare scavenge#repeat 87#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#distill!; ncadv;#distill!;#distill!#ncadv!#garbo ascend#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#instantsccs; kingfreed#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#daycare scavenge to daycare scavenge 17#repeat 18#garbo nobarf ascend workshed=train#daycare scavenge#repeat 87#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#distill!; ncadv;#distill!;#distill!#ncadv!#garbo ascend#familiar cookbookbat; uberpvpoptimizer; maximize empty, food drop; pvp 999 loot Fashion Show; pvphistory#instantsccs; kingfreed#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#recover mp#garbo nobarf workshed=cmc#daycare scavenge#repeat 90 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat porcelain porkpie equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber equip off-hand Abracandalabra equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Cargo Cultist Shorts Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 526 to 527 equip acc1 Mr. Accessaturday equip acc2 Brimstone Brooch equip acc3 Brimstone Bracelet equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.01442691592608795 to 0.012193987092791595 cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) use 2 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (20) > Stash access is disabled. Ignoring request to borrow "Platinum Yendorian Express Card, Bag o' Tricks" from clan stash. familiar Jill-of-All-Trades (76 lbs) > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave equip back Buddy Bjorn Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" equip hat Apriling band helmet equip off-hand Half a Purse Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Adjust your Parka Encounter: Adjust your Parka Took choice 1481/1: Pull the kachungasaur tab choice.php?whichchoice=1481&option=1 Preference parkaMode changed from dilophosaur to kachungasaur equip shirt Jurassic Parka equip pants Great Wolf's beastly trousers equip acc1 backup camera equip acc2 Belt of Loathing equip acc3 mafia thumb ring > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.012193987092791595 to 0.011473866591154623 cast 2 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (20) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Dire Warren [173] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Adjust your Parka to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 48 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 48 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (19 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 19 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 306 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 67 Meat. Round 6: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly bites your opponent for 48. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 17811 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+21 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 3 to 4 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from sausage goblin to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui to ixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiu Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 527 to 528 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 12038 of 15223 HP, 32 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131828214 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 190 hit points You gain 206 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 528 to 529 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) [174] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 24 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 7: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 52. Round 7: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 19452 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 43 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map in a bunny nest, but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from ixiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiu to xiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuu Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 529 to 530 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 12242 of 15223 HP, 26 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131847666 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 189 hit points You gain 233 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 530 to 531 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Backup cast 1 Musk of the Moose You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10) > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 161.84 "bonus June cleaver", 220 "bonus Mr. Cheeng's spectacles", 229.17 "bonus mafia thumb ring", 250 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 86 "bonus lucky gold ring" > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [175] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: skullery maid drops 48 attack power. Round 1: skullery maid drops 48 defense. Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 2 to 3 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (21 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 21 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Bamberly refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing. Round 2: You gain 195 hit points You gain 68 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 16 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 21175 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+21 Stats) After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from xiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuu to iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuui Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 15 to 18 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 531 to 532 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 12633 of 15223 HP, 24 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131868909 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 160 hit points You gain 181 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 532 to 533 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [176] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to demonic icebox Encounter: demonic icebox Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 48 attack power. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 48 defense. Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21802 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm After Battle: You gain 1 Adventure You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference _mafiaThumbRingAdvs changed from 4 to 5 Your weighty thumb ring walloped. Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuui to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 18 to 22 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 533 to 534 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.011473866591154623 to 0.011802599575454207 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 12802 of 14799 HP, 28 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131890711 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 175 hit points You gain 197 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 534 to 535 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 2 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (20) cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [177] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from demonic icebox to possessed silverware drawer Encounter: possessed silverware drawer Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 4 to 5 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (21 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 21 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 59 hit points After Battle: You gain 64 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 20691 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+21 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: autumn-aton After Battle: You gain 96 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 88 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 88 Cheek You acquire an item: shadow sinew You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: shadow fluid You acquire an item: autumn debris shield You acquire an item: St. Sneaky Pete's Whey After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 22 to 25 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from Shadow Rift to Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 535 to 536 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Autumn-Aton Equip Cornbeefadon with tiny stillsuit > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 autumn-aton Attach the high performance right arm that you found. Preference autumnatonUpgrades changed from base_blackhat,leftarm1 to base_blackhat,leftarm1,rightarm1 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Shadow Rift Send your autumn-aton to Shadow Rift Preference _autumnatonQuests changed from 3 to 4 Preference autumnatonQuestLocation changed from to Shadow Rift Preference autumnatonQuestTurn changed from 359602 to 359636 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 536 to 537 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 13038 of 14799 HP, 97 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131911402 ... Target MP = 200. use 3 cotton candy pillow You gain 136 hit points You gain 174 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 537 to 538 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) Preference nextAdventure changed from Shadow Rift to The Haunted Kitchen > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 3 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (21) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [178] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed silverware drawer to Lights Out in the Kitchen Encounter: Lights Out in the Kitchen Preference lastLightsOutTurn changed from 358715 to 359603 Took choice 893/1: Refuse to Take the Heat choice.php?whichchoice=893&option=1&pwd Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 13174 of 14799 HP, 2 of 4250 MP, current meat: 131911402 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 217 hit points You gain 239 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 538 to 539 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 2 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (14) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [178] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Lights Out in the Kitchen to skullery maid Encounter: skullery maid Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 5 to 6 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points You gain 48 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 17 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 19223 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+21 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm After Battle: A tiny corn field is shown on the map inside the fridge's "moistener" drawer, but you just find some byproduct. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 25 to 28 Preference familiarSweat changed from 97 to 98 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 539 to 540 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 13400 of 14799 HP, 22 of 4273 MP, current meat: 131930673 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 246 hit points You gain 197 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 540 to 541 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) [179] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from skullery maid to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 6 to 5 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 6 to 7 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 18919 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+21 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiii Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 28 to 30 Preference familiarSweat changed from 98 to 99 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 541 to 542 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Workshed: cold medicine cabinet > CCS: [default]\n ";" Took choice 1455/5: Dr. Iveway, Internist choice.php?whichchoice=1455&option=5&pwd Preference _coldMedicineConsults changed from 2 to 3 Preference _nextColdMedicineConsult changed from 359605 to 359625 You acquire an item: Breathitin™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 542 to 543 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 13652 of 14799 HP, 34 of 4273 MP, current meat: 131949592 ... Target MP = 200. use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 191 hit points You gain 212 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 543 to 544 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [180] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to possessed silverware drawer Encounter: possessed silverware drawer Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: possessed silverware drawer drops 49 attack power. Round 1: possessed silverware drawer drops 49 defense. Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 396 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! You acquire an item: Spookyraven billiards room key Preference questM20Necklace changed from started to step1 Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 18 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 18567 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 99 to 100 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 544 to 545 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 13852 of 14799 HP, 32 of 4273 MP, current meat: 131983543 ... Target MP = 200. mallsearch "cotton candy pillow" buy 2 cotton candy pillow for 379 each from shop #674164 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 545 to 546 buy 2 cotton candy pillow for 380 each from shop #1053259 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 546 to 547 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 250 hit points You gain 168 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 547 to 548 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 2 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (20) [181] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed silverware drawer to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: zombie chef drops 49 attack power. Round 1: zombie chef drops 49 defense. Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 8 to 9 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly glows brightly! It's very encouraging. After Battle: You gain 94 hit points After Battle: You gain 94 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 17153 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 100 to 101 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 548 to 549 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14203 of 14799 HP, 118 of 4273 MP, current meat: 131999178 ... Target MP = 200. buy 2 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1861433 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 549 to 550 use 2 cotton candy pillow You gain 109 hit points You gain 109 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 550 to 551 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) [182] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to possessed silverware drawer Encounter: possessed silverware drawer Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 9 to 10 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21417 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek After Battle: "Source of Health," you remember reading on the map, and follow the mental route to a spot inside a carton of haunted eggs. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Rooted (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 101 to 102 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 551 to 552 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.011802599575454207 to 0.011473866591154623 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14315 of 15223 HP, 31 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132019809 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1861433 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 552 to 553 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 209 hit points You gain 201 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 553 to 554 > Finished Backup > Running fight Backup > Wandering at The Haunted Kitchen for expected value 0.00 (Default) > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Backup. Stay tuned for details. cast 3 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (21) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) [183] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed silverware drawer to demonic icebox Encounter: demonic icebox Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: bsander casts BACK-UP TO YOUR LAST ENEMY! Round 1: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Embezzler! Preference _backUpUses changed from 10 to 11 Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 43 damage. Round 2: You gain 22 Muscularity Points You gain 73 Meat. Round 2: bsander wins the fight! Your familiar gains a pound: Bamberly, the 19 lb. Jill-of-All-Trades After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly's candle glows brightly, casting fun spooky shadows everywhere. After Battle: You gain 74 hit points After Battle: You gain 73 Muscularity Points After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 20477 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiii to uuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii Preference familiarSweat changed from 102 to 103 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 554 to 555 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14613 of 15223 HP, 99 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132038787 ... Target MP = 200. buy 2 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1861433 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 555 to 556 use 2 cotton candy pillow You gain 113 hit points You gain 100 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 556 to 557 buy 1 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1861433 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 557 to 558 use 1 cotton candy pillow You gain 64 hit points You gain 53 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 558 to 559 > Finished Backup > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [184] Spooky Putty Monster Preference lastEncounter changed from demonic icebox to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: cosmic bowling ball Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 0 to -1 You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster You gain 44 Meat. Round 1: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 1 to 2 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 360 Meat. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 14: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 14: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 15: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 17: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 71. Round 18: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 22481 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii to uuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii? Preference familiarSweat changed from 103 to 104 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 559 to 560 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14800 of 15223 HP, 33 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132060493 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1861433 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 560 to 561 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 203 hit points You gain 226 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 561 to 562 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [185] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 2 to 3 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander casts BOWL STRAIGHT UP! You acquire an effect: Cosmic Ball in the Air (19) Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 478 Meat. Preference _cosmicBowlingSkillsUsed changed from 6 to 7 Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from -1 to 16 Round 2: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 3: You gain 23 Muscularity Points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 73 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (19 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 19 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 18700 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii? to uuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii?? Preference familiarSweat changed from 104 to 105 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 562 to 563 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.011473866591154623 to 0.011441547957365834 > Restoring MP! Currently at 15024 of 15266 HP, 31 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132078172 ... Target MP = 200. mallsearch "cotton candy pillow" buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 563 to 564 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 219 hit points You gain 241 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 564 to 565 Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.011441547957365834 to 0.01346064465572451 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [186] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 16 to 15 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster You gain 46 Meat. Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 3 to 4 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 2: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 57. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 482 Meat. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22664 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii?? to uuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii??? Preference familiarSweat changed from 105 to 106 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 565 to 566 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 15256 of 15266 HP, 31 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132099792 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 566 to 567 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 221 hit points You gain 200 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 567 to 568 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 3 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (21) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [187] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 15 to 14 Round 0: bsander uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 4 to 5 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 20 Muscularity Points Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (16 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 4: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 75. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 18050 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuuiuuiiiiiiiii??? to uuuuiuuiiiiiiiii???? Preference familiarSweat changed from 106 to 107 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 568 to 569 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _meatperhp changed from 0.01346064465572451 to 0.013846115579427961 > Restoring MP! Currently at 14841 of 14841 HP, 28 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132116325 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 569 to 570 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 173 hit points You gain 193 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 570 to 571 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [188] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 14 to 13 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 6: You gain 142 hit points Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 18381 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Strongness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm After Battle: The map in your mind is extra present and you are feeling very keenly aware of your surroundings. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Aware (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuuiuuiiiiiiiii???? to uuuiuuiiiiiiiii????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 107 to 108 Preference relayCounters changed from 186:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:196:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 196:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 571 to 572 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14841 of 14841 HP, 32 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132133134 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 572 to 573 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 174 hit points You gain 222 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 573 to 574 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster Preference rainDohMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [189] Rain-Doh box full of monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 13 to 12 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 30 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 1: You gain 94 hit points You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 22001 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 39 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuuiuuiiiiiiiii????? to uuiuuiiiiiiiii?????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 108 to 109 Preference banishedMonsters changed from swarm of skulls:ice house:0:paper towelgeist:Feel Hatred:139:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:139 to swarm of skulls:ice house:0:fluffy bunny:Spring Kick:139 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 574 to 575 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14841 of 14841 HP, 33 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132153633 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 575 to 576 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 209 hit points You gain 221 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 576 to 577 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Green Taffy Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Green Taffy. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None cast 2 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) cast 3 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (21) cast 2 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (20) cast 2 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (20) cast 2 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (20) cast 2 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (20) cast 2 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (20) use 1 envyfish egg Preference envyfishMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference _envyfishEggUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [190] envyfish egg Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 12 to 11 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 577 to 578 Round 1: bsander executes a macro! Round 1: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 2: You gain 27 Muscularity Points Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 4: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 476 Meat. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 68 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly bites your opponent for 60. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 21016 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 31 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) You acquire an item: flapper fly Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuiuuiiiiiiiii?????? to uiuuiiiiiiiii??????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 109 to 110 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 578 to 579 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Restoring MP! Currently at 14841 of 14841 HP, 29 of 4273 MP, current meat: 132173621 ... Target MP = 200. buy 4 cotton candy pillow for 393 each from shop #1829137 on 20240615 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 579 to 580 use 4 cotton candy pillow You gain 180 hit points You gain 194 Muscularity Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 580 to 581 > Finished Green Taffy > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [191] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 11 to 10 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 1: You gain 91 hit points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 38. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 18418 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uiuuiiiiiiiii??????? to iuuiiiiiiiii???????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 110 to 111 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 581 to 582 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [192] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 10 to 9 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy... Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 29 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 466 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this. Round 4: You gain 77 hit points Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 17407 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm After Battle: A mental X marks the spot somewhere where you find a cache of mystical energy. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (5) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iuuiiiiiiiii???????? to uuiiiiiiiii????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 111 to 112 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 582 to 583 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [193] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 9 to 8 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 28 Muscularity Points You gain 66 Meat. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 328 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 3: You gain 89 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly bites your opponent for 72. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd. Round 4: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 21829 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uuiiiiiiiii????????? to uiiiiiiiii?????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 112 to 113 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 583 to 584 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [194] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 defense. Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 22 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Bamberly bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for 46. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 61 Meat. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Bamberly finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask? You gain 466 Meat. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 11: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 11: You gain 116 hit points Round 11: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 20282 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from uiiiiiiiii?????????? to iiiiiiiii??????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 113 to 114 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 584 to 585 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [195] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 28 Muscularity Points Round 1: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 3: You gain 100 hit points Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (12 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 6: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 16654 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiiiii??????????? to iiiiiiii???????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 114 to 115 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 585 to 586 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [196] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Bamberly is clearly creeping your opponent out a little. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 defense. Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 8 Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Muscularity Points Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 56 Meat. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 7: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (18 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 18 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: Bamberly horks a small pile of meat onto the ground. You gain 478 Meat. Round 8: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Bamberly drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird. Round 9: You gain 134 hit points Round 9: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible. You gain 20857 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 33 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm You acquire an item: inflammable leaf (2) After Battle: You gain 1 Magicalness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiiii???????????? to iiiiiii????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 115 to 116 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 586 to 587 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [197] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 8 to 7 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 25 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (14 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (19 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 19 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (19 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 19 damage. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 51 Meat. Round 6: Bamberly sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Bamberly tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather. Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 11: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (17 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 17 damage. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 attack power. Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 13: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older. You gain 16872 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around? You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm After Battle: After the battle, you settle down on a spot somewhere and let the leylines restore you. You acquire an effect: Cartographically Charged (10) You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Enchantedness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiiii????????????? to iiiiii?????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 116 to 117 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 587 to 588 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) > Finished Mimic Eggs > Running fight Mimic Eggs Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Mimic Eggs. Stay tuned for details. use 1 mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Differentiate this Egg Encounter: Differentiate this Egg Took choice 1516/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1516&option=1&mid=530&pwd Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [198] mimic egg Preference lastEncounter changed from Differentiate this Egg to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: bsander wins initiative! Preference cosmicBowlingBallReturnCombats changed from 7 to 6 Round 0: bsander uses the porquoise-handled sixgun! Round 1: Your opponent seems unnerved by the way Bamberly is staring at them. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 50 defense. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 26 Muscularity Points Round 1: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 1: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 2: Bamberly hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found. You gain 392 Meat. Round 2: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 50 Meat. Round 3: Bamberly grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly. Round 3: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (15 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 15 damage. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 5: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: bsander uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Grofflesby jumps out of the Buddy Bjorn and dances around your opponent's feet, burning he with his cigar (11 damage) and yanking at his shoelaces (or whatever he has). Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 8: Bamberly chomps your opponent for 69. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big. Round 8: bsander wins the fight! After Battle: Grofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Bamberly winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.) You gain 19707 Meat After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Knob Goblin Embezzler secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months. You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen (10) After Battle: Bamberly performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Bamberly smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+22 Stats) After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness You acquire an item: inflammable leaf After Battle: You gain 1 Wizardliness Preference lastCombatEnvironments changed from iiiiii?????????????? to iiiii??????????????? Preference familiarSweat changed from 117 to 118 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 588 to 589 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Empathy of the Newt You acquire an effect: Empathy (7) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10) > Finished Mimic Eggs Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 26 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 147 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 Breathitin™ worth 28732 total > 104 meat stack worth 10400 total > 2 flapper fly worth 9810 total > -31 cotton candy pillow worth -10965 total > -2 pulled blue taffy worth -9450 total > -1 envyfish egg worth 0 total > This run of garbo, across 26 turns you generated 539,081 meat, with 501,471 raw meat and 37,610 from items > So far today, across 202 turns you generated 3,402,121 meat, with 2,801,494 raw meat and 600,627 from items Visiting the Boxing Daycare [199] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 480 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Beefiness You gain 28 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 19 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [200] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 481 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Beefiness You gain 18 Enchantedness You gain 29 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [202] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 482 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 29 Magicalness You gain 24 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [205] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 481 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Beefiness You gain 22 Magicalness You gain 25 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [208] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 482 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Fortitude You gain 27 Wizardliness You gain 23 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [211] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 483 pieces of gym equipment You gain 23 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Wizardliness You gain 10 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [214] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 486 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Muscleboundness You gain 25 Magicalness You gain 15 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [217] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 485 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Fortitude You gain 24 Magicalness You gain 29 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [220] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 486 pieces of gym equipment You gain 21 Strongness You gain 15 Magicalness You gain 23 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [223] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 487 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Fortitude You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 30 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [226] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 489 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 13 Mysteriousness You gain 17 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [229] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 490 pieces of gym equipment You gain 13 Beefiness You gain 15 Enchantedness You gain 10 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [232] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 492 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Beefiness You gain 25 Enchantedness You gain 12 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [235] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 493 pieces of gym equipment You gain 13 Muscleboundness You gain 28 Magicalness You gain 20 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [238] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 493 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Strongness You gain 20 Enchantedness You gain 27 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [241] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 493 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Strongness You gain 12 Magicalness You gain 21 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [244] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 495 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Fortitude You gain 26 Enchantedness You gain 16 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [247] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 496 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Muscleboundness You gain 29 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 17 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [250] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 497 pieces of gym equipment You gain 25 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Mysteriousness You gain 14 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [253] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 497 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Muscleboundness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 28 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [256] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 498 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Fortitude You gain 14 Mysteriousness You gain 20 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [259] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 501 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Muscleboundness You gain 16 Enchantedness You gain 13 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [262] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 500 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain 15 Wizardliness You gain 15 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [265] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 502 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Beefiness You gain 11 Enchantedness You gain 24 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [268] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 503 pieces of gym equipment You gain 13 Strengthliness You gain 24 Mysteriousness You gain 18 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [271] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 503 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Muscleboundness You gain 24 Enchantedness You gain 19 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [274] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 505 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Muscleboundness You gain 28 Wizardliness You gain 23 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [277] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 505 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Strengthliness You gain 29 Wizardliness You gain 13 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [280] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 506 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strongness You gain 10 Magicalness You gain 14 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [283] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 507 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Fortitude You gain 11 Mysteriousness You gain 13 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [286] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 510 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Muscleboundness You gain 29 Mysteriousness You gain 19 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [289] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 509 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Strengthliness You gain 22 Magicalness You gain 25 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [292] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 512 pieces of gym equipment You gain 21 Fortitude You gain 11 Magicalness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [295] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 512 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Strongness You gain 13 Enchantedness You gain 24 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [298] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 513 pieces of gym equipment You gain 16 Muscleboundness You gain 23 Mysteriousness You gain 21 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [301] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 515 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Beefiness You gain 19 Mysteriousness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [304] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 516 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Strongness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 27 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [307] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 515 pieces of gym equipment You gain 23 Fortitude You gain 12 Enchantedness You gain 20 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [310] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 516 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Beefiness You gain 24 Enchantedness You gain 20 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [313] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 517 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Strengthliness You gain 21 Magicalness You gain 13 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [316] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 520 pieces of gym equipment You gain 28 Strengthliness You gain 21 Enchantedness You gain 28 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [319] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 520 pieces of gym equipment You gain 15 Beefiness You gain 16 Wizardliness You gain 13 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [322] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 521 pieces of gym equipment You gain 11 Muscleboundness You gain 12 Wizardliness You gain 16 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [325] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 521 pieces of gym equipment You gain 32 Muscleboundness You gain 15 Enchantedness You gain 13 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [328] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 524 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 28 Magicalness You gain 16 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [331] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 524 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Muscleboundness You gain 23 Wizardliness You gain 12 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [334] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 524 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Beefiness You gain 17 Enchantedness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [337] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 525 pieces of gym equipment You gain 12 Muscleboundness You gain 18 Magicalness You gain 30 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [340] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 526 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Strengthliness You gain 12 Mysteriousness You gain 26 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [343] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 528 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Strongness You gain 30 Wizardliness You gain 15 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [346] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 528 pieces of gym equipment You gain 31 Beefiness You gain 20 Wizardliness You gain 29 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [349] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 531 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Fortitude You gain 26 Magicalness You gain 15 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [352] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 530 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Fortitude You gain 20 Mysteriousness You gain 24 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [355] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 533 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Strengthliness You gain 10 Wizardliness You gain 20 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [358] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 532 pieces of gym equipment You gain 17 Strengthliness You gain 16 Magicalness You gain 28 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [361] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 535 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Fortitude You gain 26 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 11 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [364] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 536 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Strengthliness You gain 11 Enchantedness You gain 18 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [367] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 537 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Strongness You gain 15 Magicalness You gain 11 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [370] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 537 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Fortitude You gain 25 Mysteriousness You gain 28 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [373] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 538 pieces of gym equipment You gain 19 Fortitude You gain 20 Enchantedness You gain 20 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [376] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 538 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Beefiness You gain 16 Magicalness You gain 21 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [379] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 540 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Beefiness You gain 12 Mysteriousness You gain 26 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! Visiting the Boxing Daycare [382] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 541 pieces of gym equipment You gain 18 Muscleboundness You gain 11 Enchantedness You gain 25 Cheek Visiting the Boxing Daycare [385] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 541 pieces of gym equipment You gain 20 Beefiness You gain 11 Wizardliness You gain 11 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [388] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 543 pieces of gym equipment You gain 33 Strongness You gain 22 Mysteriousness You gain 21 Roguishness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [391] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 544 pieces of gym equipment You gain 29 Strengthliness You gain 13 Magicalness You gain 29 Smarm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [394] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 544 pieces of gym equipment You gain 24 Fortitude You gain 10 Mysteriousness You gain 29 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [397] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 547 pieces of gym equipment You gain 30 Strengthliness You gain 29 Mysteriousness You gain 23 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [400] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 546 pieces of gym equipment You gain 21 Muscleboundness You gain 24 Magicalness You gain 23 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [403] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 548 pieces of gym equipment You gain 27 Strengthliness You gain 27 Wizardliness You gain 23 Chutzpah Visiting the Boxing Daycare [406] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Scavenge for gym equipment You have found 549 pieces of gym equipment You gain 26 Muscleboundness You gain 14 Enchantedness You gain 14 Sarcasm Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Took choice 1476/1: Drink the Distillate (1 Drunkeness) choice.php?whichchoice=1476&option=1 You gain 7 Adventures You acquire an effect: Buzzed on Distillate (23) > Your ideal diet: acquire 1 5-hour acrimony; acquire 3 Meteorite-Ade; cast The Ode to Booze; familiar stooper; use 3 Meteorite-Ade; drinksilent 5-hour acrimony; > This should cost roughly 30,600 meat > Adventure yield should be roughly 5-5 > PvP Fight yield should be 25 > That's an average profit of 69,400 > Including adventures you already have, you should profit 69,400 today > In total, you're filling up 0 fullness, 5 liver, and 0 spleen mallsearch "Meteorite-Ade" buy 2 Meteorite-Ade for 10000 each from shop #2426480 on 20240615 buy 1 Meteorite-Ade for 10000 each from shop #2988395 on 20240615 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) familiar Stooper (52 lbs) use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights use 1 Meteorite-Ade You gain 5 PvP Fights drink 1 5-hour acrimony You gain 10 PvP Fights You gain 5 Drunkenness Visiting the Boxing Daycare [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Recruit toddlers You have recruited 25,962 toddlers You lose 1,000 Meat [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Recruit toddlers You have recruited 23,215 toddlers You lose 10,000 Meat [409] Boxing Daycare Encounter: Enter the Boxing Daycare Activity: Spar You gain 122 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! You gain 87 Enchantedness You gain 75 Sarcasm You gain 10 PvP Fights custom outfit rollover Maximizer: fites, adv Maximizer: fites, 0.8 adv equip weapon sea-worn candlestick equip pants Jodhpurs of Violence equip acc1 Crimbolex watch equip familiar solid shifting time weirdness Maximizer: fites, 0.8 adv Maximizer: adv, 0.5 fites equip hat leather aviator's cap equip weapon June cleaver fold Loathing Legion can opener You acquire an item: Loathing Legion moondial equip off-hand Loathing Legion moondial equip pants Pantaloons of Hatred equip acc1 Elf Guard insignia (general) Maximizer: adv, 0.5 fites Closing session for bsander...