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commit 26975f31bdeba747ac0f8571f5385a39138f7b5f 2 parents f82ae21 + 0631b60
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#String
1 2 C'mere you big lug,
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+1 2 Some say I'm a terrible bear, but
+1 2 I feel relaxed round you, {user_name},
+1 2 Hey, {user_name},
+1 2 I've been meaning to tell you --
+1 2 Relax, man! Hey -- I have to say
+1 2 Ahhhhhhh!
+
+
+2 2 you've made a silly bear very happy.
+2 2 we should go vacation in Tijuana!
+2 2 my cousin's got this great vacation place - we should visit.
+2 2 I'd share my last lick of honey with you.
+2 2 I'd never maul you. Not even if you poked me with a stick.
+2 2 I just can't help who I am.
+2 2 you know, I love living in the woods. Everything about it, you know?
+2 2 I just feel comfortable in your presence.
1 1 Thank you {user_name},
1 1 Thanks {user_name},
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1 0 Hmph..
2 0 {user_name}
+1 0 I know I'm not Smokey the Bear,
1 0 You're okay...
-1 0
+1 0 Ay!
+2 0 did you get that thing I sent you?
+2 0 what's your thoughts on forest fires?
+2 0 but rememember - only you can prevent forest fires...
+2 0 people are always calling me "Smokey", I hate that.
1 -1 Stop bugging me
1 -1 Stop bullying me
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1 -2 #sorryforusingfuckontheinternet Fuck off
1 -1 Don't bug me
1 -1 Oh shut your noise hole
+1 -1 Yes?
+1 -1 What is your deal?
+1 -1 Why do you keep saying things?
2 -1 I don't want to talk to you any more.
2 -1 you never say anything nice to me.
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2 -1 I'm hungry and you look like you'd make a good snack.
2 -1 one more word and I'll stuff your mouth full of charmin.
2 -1 you know if I was to scratch your face off, you'd probably look better.
-2 -2 you're just a glorified meal on legs.
+2 -1 you're just a glorified meal on legs.
+2 -1 I could snap your spine with one swing of my paw.
+2 -1 Do you know how hard it is to get internet out here?
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1 -2 ...
-2 -2
+2 -2 You wanna make something of this?
1 2 I'm so happy I don't know what to say.
2 2

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