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Commits on May 7, 2011
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  1. +3 −3 Dictionaries/Announcement.pl
  2. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Atmosphere.pl
  3. +1 −0  Dictionaries/Bad_thing_to_be.pl
  4. +41 −3 Dictionaries/Book.pl
  5. +5 −4 Dictionaries/Boss_actions.pl
  6. +2 −1  Dictionaries/Boss_monster.pl
  7. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Class.pl
  8. +2 −0  Dictionaries/Company.pl
  9. +2 −2 Dictionaries/Death_blow.pl
  10. +8 −0 Dictionaries/Distraction.pl
  11. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Epic_loot.pl
  12. +0 −15 Dictionaries/Essentials.pl
  13. +4 −3 Dictionaries/Event.pl
  14. +1 −1  Dictionaries/FAIL.pl
  15. +7 −7 Dictionaries/Fable.pl
  16. +4 −2 Dictionaries/{Fail.1.pl → Failure.pl}
  17. +17 −0 Dictionaries/Foundations.pl
  18. +5 −5 Dictionaries/Headline.pl
  19. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Holy_war.pl
  20. +6 −0 Dictionaries/Imaginary_friend.pl
  21. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Keyword.pl
  22. +9 −2 Dictionaries/Language.pl
  23. +10 −0 Dictionaries/Language_justification.pl
  24. +3 −0  Dictionaries/Legendary_boss.pl
  25. +2 −2 Dictionaries/Legendary_fact.pl
  26. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Legendary_warrior_returned_to_us.pl
  27. +3 −1 Dictionaries/Location.pl
  28. +5 −5 Dictionaries/Loot.pl
  29. +2 −1  Dictionaries/Music_track.pl
  30. +8 −0 Dictionaries/Music_variation.pl
  31. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Nemesis_found.pl
  32. +1 −0  Dictionaries/Occupation.pl
  33. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Performer.pl
  34. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Plot_twist.pl
  35. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Policy_compliance.pl
  36. +2 −2 Dictionaries/Policy_violation.pl
  37. +11 −10 Dictionaries/Protip.pl
  38. +25 −13 Dictionaries/Rant.pl
  39. +2 −1  Dictionaries/Relationship.pl
  40. +1 −0  Dictionaries/{Resurected.pl → Resurrected.pl}
  41. +4 −4 Dictionaries/Rumor.pl
  42. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Sainthood.pl
  43. +13 −9 Dictionaries/Screenplay.pl
  44. +14 −1 Dictionaries/Sidekick.pl
  45. +6 −11 Dictionaries/Sidekick_assist.pl
  46. +74 −0 Dictionaries/Sidekick_assists.pl
  47. +8 −0 Dictionaries/Sidekick_generic_assists.pl
  48. +6 −3 Dictionaries/Song.pl
  49. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Spell.pl
  50. +18 −9 Dictionaries/{Status.1.pl → Status_affliction.pl}
  51. +3 −3 Dictionaries/Sticker.pl
  52. +1 −1  Dictionaries/Toy.pl
  53. +4 −1 Dictionaries/Vehicle.pl
  54. +4 −0 Dictionaries/_Blogo.pl
  55. +1 −1  Dictionaries/_INFECT_.pl
  56. +8 −1 Dictionaries/_Location_description.pl
  57. +2 −2 Dictionaries/_Loot_description.pl
  58. +3 −3 Dictionaries/_Movie.pl
  59. +5 −5 Game.pm
6 Dictionaries/Announcement.pl
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@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
'The IT department is aware that someone deleted the Internet.',
'[Ann_monster=<Dangerous_boss_monster>]<$Ann_monster> please call the operator, <$Ann_monster> please ca[<$Ann_monster == Candlejack>?:ll the operator.]',
'[Extension=<0-1000>]<Boss_monster> please call extension <$Extension>. <$0> please call extension <$Extension>.',
- '<Initech_affiliate> is now closed due to <Status>. If you are scheduled to leave around this time, you are welcome to go to <Location>.',
+ '<Initech_affiliate> is now closed due to <Status_affliction>. If you are scheduled to leave around this time, you are welcome to go to <Location>.',
'<Date> there will be an all-employee achievement meeting on the 3rd floor to honor the <Initech_affiliate> employees.',
'WEEEEHAAW ICE CREAM MAN Y\'ALL!!!!',
'Would the owner of a <Adjective> <Vehicle> please call reception? Your lights are on.',
@@ -23,11 +23,11 @@
"And now, a story.\n<Fable>",
'<Rant> <Rant> <Rant>',
'The movie locker will be open today from 11:30 to 12:30.',
- 'Due to <Status>, the movie locker will not be open today.',
+ 'Due to <Status_affliction>, the movie locker will not be open today.',
'<Announcement> Also, <.Announcement>',
'Please check your car window; it is raining outside.',
'There will be an employee meeting tomorrow at 2 p.m. in the south side parking lot area.',
- 'At 11:30 there will be a <Status> management meeting in the fourth floor boardroom.',
+ 'At 11:30 there will be a <Status_affliction> management meeting in the fourth floor boardroom.',
'Unforeseen tour production logistics have forced the <Performer> concert to be postponed.',
'The <Loot> system is being rebooted and will be down for just a few moments.',
'Elevator security is now back to normal.',
2  Dictionaries/Atmosphere.pl
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@@ -23,6 +23,6 @@
'[Player.sidekick?You try to leave <$Player.location>, but you\'re compelled to say, "I can\'t leave without my friend <$Player.sidekick>.".:There are ants at your feet. You can\'t leave <$Player.location> without stepping on them.]',
'You wonder if you\'ll ever reach your goal of traveling to <Location>, defeating <Boss_monster> and recovering the <Epic_loot>.',
'The <Food> tastes terrible!',
- '[Player.sidekick?You displaced <$Player.sidekick>.:You sneeze. Your <Status> must be acting up.]',
+ '[Player.sidekick?You displaced <$Player.sidekick>.:You sneeze. Your <Status_affliction> must be acting up.]',
'You meditate to restore your manna',
];
1  Dictionaries/Bad_thing_to_be.pl
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@@ -14,4 +14,5 @@
'a <Animal> in a <Crate>',
'addicted to <Drug>',
'from a broken home',
+ 'living in a shotgun shack',
];
44 Dictionaries/Book.pl
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@@ -1,9 +1,47 @@
[
- 'Love in the Time of <^Status>',
- 'Forbidden <^Status>',
+ 'Love in the Time of <^Status_affliction>',
+ 'Forbidden <^Status_affliction>',
'Lady Shatterly\'s <^Relationship>',
'<^Monster> Fantasies',
'<^Monster> Passions',
'To Serve <^Monster>: A Cookbook',
- '<Initech_affiliate> Policy Manual'
+ 'The Joy of Cooking[?, <^Monster>]',
+ '<Initech_affiliate> Policy Manual',
+ 'The [?Bridget,Barnaby] Jonestown Massacre',
+ 'Heart of <^Material>',
+ '<^Body_part> of Darkness',
+ 'Ulysses',
+ 'The <^Food>s of Wrath',
+ 'The Grapes of <^Status_affliction>',
+ 'Modern Compiler Implementation in <^Language>',
+ 'Go <^Animal> Go!',
+ 'The <^Food> Battle Book',
+ 'The Cat in the Hat',
+ '<^Vehicle> Down',
+ 'Gravity\'s Rainbow',
+ 'A Farewell to Arms',
+ 'A Farewell to <^Body_part>s',
+ 'The Sun Also Rises',
+ 'The Sun Also <^Verb>s',
+ 'Worlds in Collision',
+ 'For Whom the Bell Tolls',
+ 'The Old Man and the Sea',
+ 'The Young Man and the Beach',
+ 'Catch-22',
+ 'Amazing Adventures of <Boss_monster> and <Boss_monster>',
+ 'Fahrenheit <400-499>',
+ 'Holy <^Soft_drink> Holy <^Loot>',
+ '<Book>, a <Movie> Expanded Universe Novel',
+ '<Movie>: The [?,Junior ]Novelization',
+ 'Cliff\'s Notes: <Book>',
+ 'Lonesome <^Animal>',
+ 'War and Peace',
+ 'Crime and Punishment',
+ '<^Policy_violation>ing and Punishment',
+ '<^Blogo>nomicon',
+ '<^Blogo>nomics',
+ '<Boss_monster>\'s [?Unabridged,Abridged] [?Dictionary,Thesaurus,Quotations]',
+ '<^Performer> Complete Songbook 19<60-69>-19<70-79>',
+ '<20-200> Things You Can Do With a <^Loot>',
+ '<^Location> de Paris (known as "The Hunchback of <$0>" in English)',
];
9 Dictionaries/Boss_actions.pl
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@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
lose => sub {
return singular(one_of([
'Dean Wormer muses, "The time has come for someone to put his <Body_part> down. And that <$0> is me."',
- '[$Player.status=double-secret <Status>]Dean Wormer places you on <$Player.status>!',
+ '[$Player.status=double-secret <Status_affliction>]Dean Wormer places you on <$Player.status>!',
]));
},
win => sub {
@@ -258,7 +258,7 @@
win => sub {
return singular(one_of([
'You sneak up on Zolan while he is caught up in maintaining <OS>!',
- 'You convince Amir to transfer Zolan back to sysadmin duty!',
+ 'You convince Isaac Initech to transfer Zolan back to sysadmin duty!',
]));
},
},
@@ -304,13 +304,14 @@
return singular(one_of([
'Itchy takes your <$Loot> and pushes you off of the tree house.',
'Itchy sits in his projection chair and watches your WOW.',
+ 'Itchy sits in his projection chair and watches you <Policy_violation>.',
]));
},
},
- 'The A.C.K.' => {
+ 'The A.K.' => {
lose => sub {
return singular(one_of([
- 'The A.C.K. asks you to set up a new <Feature> feature for <Essentials>.',
+ 'The A.K. asks you to set up a new <Feature> feature for <Foundations>.',
]));
},
},
3  Dictionaries/Boss_monster.pl
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@@ -175,7 +175,7 @@
'Attichitcuk',
'Mallatobuck',
'The Oracle',
- 'The A.C.K.',
+ 'The A.K.',
'The Ultimate Chimera',
'The Penultimate Chimera',
'The Antepenultimate Chimera',
@@ -196,4 +196,5 @@
'Dr. <Boss_monster>, M.D.',
'The Sage of Omaha',
'Holographic <Boss_monster>',
+ 'Zombie <Legendary_boss> "<Appellation_title> of Brains"',
]
2  Dictionaries/Class.pl
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@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@
[ 300000 => 'Adjunct Professor' ],
[ 310000 => 'Associate Professor' ],
[ 380000 => 'Professor' ],
- [ 600000 => '<*Revolutionary> Professor of <^Status>' ],
+ [ 600000 => '<*Revolutionary> Professor of <^Status_affliction>' ],
[ 1000000 => 'Professor Emeritus' ],
],
cubic => [
2  Dictionaries/Company.pl
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@@ -14,4 +14,6 @@
'Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems',
'Kabletown',
'Sheinhardt Wig Company',
+ 'Muppet Labs',
+ 'Dunder Mifflin',
];
4 Dictionaries/Death_blow.pl
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@@ -21,12 +21,12 @@
'You go back in time and blow up the <$Opponent>\'s <Relationship>.',
'[relationship=<Relationship>][$Player.status=dead <$relationship> temporal paradox]You go back in time and blow up the <$Opponent>\'s <$relationship>.
Unfortunately, your <$1> is caught in the blast!',
- 'You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <Status>.',
+ 'You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <Status_affliction>.',
'<_INFECT_>You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <$Player.status>.
Unfortunately, your gloves break during the transaction.',
'<$Opponent> gasps, "Beaten by a <$Player_level>? How embarrassing!"',
'<$Opponent> gasps, "Beaten by a <$Player_sign>? How embarrassing!"',
- 'You discover that <$Opponent> never really had <Status> at all, but was covering up for <Its> daughter\'s teen <$1>.',
+ 'You discover that <$Opponent> never really had <Status_affliction> at all, but was covering up for <Its> daughter\'s teen <$1>.',
'You lob a barrage of <Projectile>s at <$Opponent>!',
'You defeat <$Opponent> in single combat. "That truly was a Hattori Hanzo <Weapon>," <It> says.',
'You taunt <$Opponent>: "IM IN UR <!Furniture> <!Verb>ing UR <!Loot>!" <$Opponent> rushes out to <Its> <$1> to make sure you\'re not actually <$2>ing <$5> <$3>.',
8 Dictionaries/Distraction.pl
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@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@
'You miss <$Opponent> by a hair!',
'You completely miss <$Opponent>!',
'<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "shibboleth," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "[?salsa,seltzer]," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "[?jaw,drawer]," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "chowder," but you are unable!',
'<$Opponent> yells, "<Rumor>(<$Player>)" and everybody stares at you!',
'<$Opponent> is unaffected by <Spell>!',
'<$Opponent> summons help! You are overwhelmed!',
@@ -31,6 +34,7 @@
'You try <Spell>! But it doesn\'t work very well...',
'You try <Spell>, but you only roll a 2.',
'You cannot grasp the form of <$Opponent>\'s attack!',
+ '?? What did <$Opponent> do?',
'You think you see a <Epic_loot> on the ground...',
'<$Opponent> rants: <Rant>',
'<$Opponent> is operating at Irony Level <Irony_level>!',
@@ -39,7 +43,9 @@
'<_INFECT_>You got <$Player.status> from eating <Food> at <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>. In your weakened state you are unable to fight <$Opponent>!',
'<$Opponent> tells you, "A <Monster>, a <Monster>, and a <Monster> walk into a bar. The <$1> is wearing <Loot>s on <Its> <Body_part>s. They order <Cocktail>s while discussing \'<Movie>\'. The bartender says, \'What is this, some kind of joke?\'"',
'<$Opponent> quips, "Why did the <Monster> cross the road?"',
+ 'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>\'!!"',
'<$Opponent> says, "Sorry babe, but I gotta work early <Date>. I\'ll call, \'K?"',
+ '<$Opponent> says, "Here\'s a couple of <Loot>s. Buy yourself somethin\' nice."',
'<$Opponent> says, "Gee, I\'d like to, but I promised <Boss_monster> I\'d <Policy_compliance> before <Event>."',
'<$Opponent> remarks, "My <Monster>\'s breath smells like <$1> food.".',
'<$Opponent> tells you a joke. You laugh so hard that <Soft_drink> shoots out your nose!',
@@ -48,12 +54,14 @@
'<$Opponent> stares into your soul...',
'<_INFECT_>You begin to feel <$Player.status> from drinking too much <Liquor>.',
'<$Opponent> begs you to read his screenplay for a movie called "<Movie>"<Screenplay>',
+ '<$Opponent> begs you to read his grammar for a language called "<Language>": <Language_justification>',
#'[Dice=<1-4>d<Die_size>]<$Opponent> summons <$Dice> <Monster> minions. All <$$Dice> <$2>s converge upon you!',
'<$Opponent> cackles, "With this <$Loot> I shall conquer <$Player.location> once and for all! Muahahahaha!"',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_compliance>s just to make a point.',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s and blames it on you.',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s, because that\'s just how <$Opponent> rolls.',
'<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Boss_monster>? The <^Food> <Appellation_title> of <Location>?"',
+ '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>?"',
'You try to tail standard input indefinitely, but it\'s ineffective!',
'[thing=<Bad_thing_to_be>][$Player.status=being <$thing>]"No I must kill <$Opponent>s" you shout The radio says "No, <$Player>. You are <$Opponent>s" And then you become <$thing>.',
'You turn your back to <$Opponent> and say, "Go home, <Sidekick>. I work [Player.sidekick?with <$Player.sidekick> only.:alone.]"',
2  Dictionaries/Epic_loot.pl
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@@ -86,5 +86,5 @@
'<Boss_monster>\'s brain in a jar of formaldehyde',
'The head of Alfredo Garcia',
'The <Garment> that was burried with <Boss_monster>',
- 'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status>]',
+ 'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status_affliction>]',
];
15 Dictionaries/Essentials.pl
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@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-[
- 'OnDemand',
- 'Retail',
- 'Audience Measurement',
- 'Station View',
- 'Satellite',
- 'TV',
- 'TV2',
- 'Puppy Killing',
- 'Puppy Breeding',
- 'Ad',
- 'Mobile OnDemand',
- 'Music Choice',
- 'Digital Download'
-];
7 Dictionaries/Event.pl
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@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
'your <Relationship>\'s funeral',
'<Boss_monster>\'s funeral',
'<Boss_monster>\'s wedding',
- '<Boss_monster>\'s bah mitzvah',
+ '<Boss_monster>\'s bar mitzvah',
'<Boss_monster>\'s bris',
'the rise of <Boss_monster>',
'the reign of <Boss_monster>',
@@ -23,9 +23,10 @@
'the heat death of the universe',
'the day <Location> abandoned the gold standard',
'the first time you <Policy_violation>d',
- 'the first case of <Status> was discovered in <Location>',
- '<Status> entered the world',
+ 'the first case of <Status_affliction> was discovered in <Location>',
+ '<Status_affliction> entered the world',
'the invention of fire',
'the release of Duke Nukem',
+ 'the release of Duke Nukem Forever',
'the Jurassic Age',
];
2  Dictionaries/FAIL.pl
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
[
'
[Opponent_is_boss?<Epic_fight>:]<Boss_action>
-<&Fail>[Cue_roger_daltrey?
+<&Failure>[Cue_roger_daltrey?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!:]
'
];
14 Dictionaries/Fable.pl
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@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
q{
My great-great-<Relationship> once told me of a place called <Location>,
where the <Animal>s roamed free and the rivers were clean. Then the <Adjective>
- people from <Location> came and gave all the locals <Status>. Make sure to wash your hands and
+ people from <Location> came and gave all the locals <Status_affliction>. Make sure to wash your hands and
don't accept blankets from strangers!
},
q{
@@ -19,13 +19,13 @@
"I am helping to <Policy_compliance>," said the <$3>, "and recommend you to do the same."
"Why bother about winter?" said the <$1>; "We have got plenty of <Loot>s at present." But the <$3> went
- on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the <$1> had no <$11>s and found itself dying of <Status>,
+ on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the <$1> had no <$11>s and found itself dying of <Status_affliction>,
while it saw the <$3>s distributing every day <Food> and <Food> from the stores they had collected in the summer.
Then the <$1> knew: It is best to <Policy_compliance>.
},
q{
One afternoon a <Animal> was walking through <Location> and spotted a bunch of <Food>s hanging from a lofty branch.
- "Just the thing to quench my <Status>," <It> said.
+ "Just the thing to quench my <Status_affliction>," <It> said.
Taking a few steps back, the <$0> jumped and just missed the hanging <$2>s. Again the <$0> took a few paces back
and tried to reach them but still failed. Finally, giving up, the <$0> turned up <Its> nose and said,
"<Rant>," and proceeded to walk away.
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
q{
Did you hear about the boy who ran away because his parents took his <Loot>
for <Policy_violation>ing? He fell out of a <Food> tree and died of
- <Status> because he <Policy_violation>d.
+ <Status_affliction> because he <Policy_violation>d.
},
q{
A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the<Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
"You have answered correctly," he replied. "Do this and you will live."
But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked <$1>, "and who is my <$5>?"
In reply he said: "A <Monster> was going down from <Location> to <Location>, when <It> fell into the hands of <Monster>s.
- They stripped the <$8> of his <Garment>s, beat him and went away, leaving him with <Status> and no <$14>s.
+ They stripped the <$8> of his <Garment>s, beat him and went away, leaving him with <Status_affliction> and no <$14>s.
A <Monster> happened to be going down the same road, and when <It> saw the <$8>,
<$18> passed by on the other side. But a <Monster>, as he traveled, came where the <$8> was,
and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his <Body_part>s,
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
One grey night it happened, <$3> came no more
And <$0> that mighty <$1>, he ceased his fearless roar.
- His head was bent in <Status>, green <Body_part>s fell like rain,
+ His head was bent in <Status_affliction>, green <Body_part>s fell like rain,
<$0> no longer went to play along the <Material> lane.
Without his life-long friend, <$0> could not be brave,
So <$0> that mighty <$1> sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The <Animal> cannot hear the <$0>r;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
- Mere <Status> is loosed upon the world,
+ Mere <Status_affliction> is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
6 Dictionaries/Fail.1.pl → Dictionaries/Failure.pl
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@@ -4,15 +4,17 @@
'<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> saps you on the head with your <$Loot>. Everything goes dark and you black out. When you come to, you are in <$Player.location>.',
'<_MOVE_><$Opponent> throws you in the back of <Its> <Vehicle> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will!',
'[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> clocks you over the head with your <$Loot> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will![Player.sep_sidekick? You get separated from <$Player.sep_sidekick>!:]',
+ '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>
+Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> smacks you right in the <Body_part>!',
'<$Opponent> "accidentally" strokes your <Body_part> with <Its> <Body_part>!',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> insults your mother whilst kicking dirt in your eye.',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> yells "<Zinger>" and kicks you in the <Body_part>.',
#'<_WOUND_>[Dice=<2-4>d<Die_size>][Roll=<$$Dice>][Ac=<$Roll> - 1]<$Opponent> rolls <$Dice> against <$Player>\'s AC of <$$Ac> and gets <$Roll>.',
'You feel guilty and give <$Opponent> back <Its> <$Loot>.',
- '<&Fail>
+ '<&Failure>
[<$Player.status == being a zombie>?<Zombie_atmosphere>:<Atmosphere>]',
'<$Opponent> leaves an origami [Player.dream_monster?<$Player.dream_monster>:unicorn] outside your door just to mess with you.',
- '<&Fail>. You haven\'t taken a beating like that since <Event>.',
+ '<&Failure> You haven\'t taken a beating like that since <Event>.',
];
17 Dictionaries/Foundations.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+[
+ 'WhenDemanded',
+ 'Retailer',
+ 'Audience Calculation',
+ 'Affiliate View',
+ 'SatelliteDish',
+ 'CRT',
+ 'CRT2',
+ 'Puppy Killing',
+ 'Puppy Breeding',
+ 'SponsoredMessage',
+ 'Mobile WhenDemanded',
+ 'Music Select',
+ 'Internet Download',
+ 'Dr. Skipper',
+ 'Mountain Breeze',
+];
10 Dictionaries/Headline.pl
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@@ -17,18 +17,18 @@
'<!Epic_loot> STOLEN; <!Boss_monster> SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING',
'<!Liquor> FOUND TO HAVE <!Body_part> <!Verb>ing QUALITIES',
'<1-100>% OF <!Garment>s CONTAIN <!Material>, NEW REPORT FINDS',
- '<!Liquor> FOUND TO PREVENT <!Status>',
+ '<!Liquor> FOUND TO PREVENT <!Status_affliction>',
'[?<!Performer>,<!Revolutionary>] FOUND DEAD WITH <!Projectile> LODGED IN <!Body_part>',
'MAN BITES <!Animal>',
'SHE MAKES QUILTS',
'AREA <!Occupation>s PREPARE FOR <!Holiday> WEEKEND',
'BREAKING: <!Group> KNEW OF <!Event> AS EARLY AS <!Date>',
'<!Occupation>s PROTEST NEW POLICY BY <!Policy_violation>ing',
- '<!Company> CURES <!Status> WITH SIMPLE <!Liquor>',
- '<!Status> SWEEPS <!Location>; <!Monster>s MOST SUSCEPTIBLE',
+ '<!Company> CURES <!Status_affliction> WITH SIMPLE <!Liquor>',
+ '<!Status_affliction> SWEEPS <!Location>; <!Monster>s MOST SUSCEPTIBLE',
'<!Language> TO BE TAUGHT IN <!Occupation> SCHOOL',
'<!Company> ANNOUNCES RECALL OF <!Nationality> [?<!Toy>s,<!Vehicle>s,<!Food>,<!Garment>s,<!Carne>]',
- '<!Status> OUTBREAK TRACED TO <!Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>; DEATH TOLL RISES TO <2-100>',
+ '<!Status_affliction> OUTBREAK TRACED TO <!Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>; DEATH TOLL RISES TO <2-100>',
'<!Group> MIRED IN <!Something_good>',
'<!Comedian> SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING IN STRING OF <!Occupation> MURDERS',
"WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? SCIENTISTS RECOMMEND DIET HIGH IN <!Material>",
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
"<!Boss_monster> SETS RECORD, NAMED WORLD'S <!Adjective>st MAN",
'[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Comedian>] GROWS NEW <!Body_part> AFTER <2-9> [?DECADES,YEARS,MONTHS]',
'MR. <!Adjective> NOT SO <!$0> AFTER ALL, SAYS EX-WIFE',
- '<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status>',
+ '<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status_affliction>',
'[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£]<1-40> [?BILLION,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
'<!Monster> ATTACK LEVELS <!Location>',
'[?WOMAN,MAN], <40-70>, WAKES AFTER <5-25> YEARS IN COMA. ASKS FOR [?<!Food>,<!Garment>].',
2  Dictionaries/Holy_war.pl
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@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
'Liquor over Food',
'<Liquor> over <Liquor>',
'<Food> over <Food>',
- '<Status> over <Status>',
+ '<Status_affliction> over <Status_affliction>',
'<Soft_drink> over <Soft_drink>',
'breaking your hard boiled <Animal> egg on the big end (big-endian) versus the little end (little-endian)',
'EBCDIC vs. ASCII',
6 Dictionaries/Imaginary_friend.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+[
+ 'Snuffleupagus',
+ 'Zach',
+ 'Gazoo',
+ 'Santa Claus',
+];
2  Dictionaries/Keyword.pl
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
[
'<Loot>',
'<Relationship> - <Relationship> relationship',
- '<Status>',
+ '<Status_affliction>',
'<Monster>',
'<Location>',
'<Body_part>',
11 Dictionaries/Language.pl
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@@ -18,14 +18,21 @@
'BeFunge',
'Creole',
'Pig Latin',
+ '<^Animal> Latin',
+ 'Human Latin',
+ 'Latin',
'a pidgin of <Language>, <Language> and <Language>, with a smattering of <Language>',
'Klingon',
- 'that language "Jaberwocky" was in',
+ 'that language "Jabberwocky" was in',
'a primitive dialect of <Language>',
'Newspeak',
'GlobalScript',
'Python',
'Perl',
'Ruby',
- 'the <Location> dialect of <Language>'
+ 'the <Location> dialect of <Language>',
+ 'LISP',
+ 'FORTH',
+ 'Haskell',
+ 'Javascript',
];
10 Dictionaries/Language_justification.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+[
+ '"It\'s like <Language> with added concurrency features."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with <Language> syntax."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but homoiconic."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with monads."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but [?with,without] significant whitespace."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with natural language syntax."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> except for <OS>."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> except for computers."',
+];
3  Dictionaries/Legendary_boss.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+[
+ 'crb',
+];
4 Dictionaries/Legendary_fact.pl
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@@ -36,6 +36,6 @@
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> is <Monster> to all <Relationship>s',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> spends his free time <Policy_compliance>ing',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> never clocks out. The clock outs <$Legendary_warrior_mentioned>.',
- '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status> in a <Monster>',
- '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> performed three miracles, but one of them was a card trick',
+ '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>',
+ '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> performed three miracles, but one of them was a card trick.',
];
2  Dictionaries/Legendary_warrior_returned_to_us.pl
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@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
[
- '<Resurected> warrior <_Legendary_warrior_returned_to_us>',
+ '<Resurrected> warrior <_Legendary_warrior_returned_to_us>',
];
4 Dictionaries/Location.pl
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@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@
'Sainte-Clotilde-de-<-^Loot>',
'Port <^Loot>',
'Upper <^Loot>',
- 'the Cape of <^Status>',
+ 'the Cape of <^Status_affliction>',
'the Arctic Circle',
'Hanoi Hilton',
'a Shanghai tunnel',
@@ -136,6 +136,7 @@
'Washington\'s Mexico',
'California\'s Canada',
'Idaho\'s Wales',
+ 'Arizona\'s Alaska',
'Britain\'s Wales',
'the American part of America',
'Downtown <Location>',
@@ -212,6 +213,7 @@
'The Aztec Tomb',
'Health and Safety Faire',
'Beggar\'s Canyon',
+ 'Toshe Station',
'Anchorhead',
'Utopia',
'Atlantis',
10 Dictionaries/Loot.pl
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@@ -42,11 +42,11 @@
'roll^ of <Tape> tape',
'figurine^ of a <Monster>',
'pokéball^ containing a <Monster>',
- 'scholarly treatise^ on <Status> written by <Boss_monster>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status>',
- 'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status>',
+ 'scholarly treatise^ on <Status_affliction> written by <Boss_monster>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status_affliction>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status_affliction>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status_affliction>',
+ 'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status_affliction>',
'finely chopped <Food>',
'plush <Monster>',
'copy^ of \'The Kramer\'',
3  Dictionaries/Music_track.pl
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@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
[
- '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>'
+ '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>',
+ '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>, <Music_variation>',
];
8 Dictionaries/Music_variation.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+[
+ 'in <3-17>/[?2,4,8,16] time',
+ "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [minor,major]",
+ 'in [?equal-tempered,meantone] tuning',
+ 'played entirely on everyday household items',
+ 'played entirely on <Loot>s',
+ 'but <Boss_monster> really played all the instruments',
+]
2  Dictionaries/Nemesis_found.pl
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@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
[
- 'You suddenly discover your passionate hatred for <$Opponent> and vow that you will not rest until they are <Status>!',
+ 'You suddenly discover your passionate hatred for <$Opponent> and vow that you will not rest until they are <Status_affliction>!',
'<$Opponent> is now your nemesis!',
'You realize that your lifelong feelings of inadequacy are rooted in the time you saw <$Opponent> naked after 8th grade PE. You will never become self-actualized until they are destroyed!',
];
1  Dictionaries/Occupation.pl
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@@ -32,4 +32,5 @@
'spy',
'trucker',
'space <Occupation>',
+ 'disposable razor repairman',
];
2  Dictionaries/Performer.pl
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@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
'Electric Light <^Adjective> <^Monster> Orchestra',
'the Battle of the Bands, featuring <Performer>, <Performer> and <Performer>',
'Michael Bolton',
- 'David Hasselholf',
+ 'David Hasselhoff',
'William Shatner',
'Leonard Nimoy',
'Bollywood <^Material> Band',
2  Dictionaries/Plot_twist.pl
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@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
[
- 'As <$Opponent> breathes <Its> last, you look at the body, and realize you\'ve made a horrible mistake. "<Relationship>? What were you doing in that <$Opponent> suit!" you say.'.
+ 'As <$Opponent> breathes <Its> last, you look at the body, and realize you\'ve made a horrible mistake. "<^Relationship>? What were you doing in that <$Opponent> suit?!"'.
'As you start walking away, <$Opponent> gets up and tries to shoot you with <Its> <Weapon>!
<&Death_blow>
<&Death>',
2  Dictionaries/Policy_compliance.pl
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@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
'leave^ a note',
'come^ in before 9:00',
'come^ in after 7:00',
- 'do^ what ldc says',
+ 'do^ what Isaac Initech says',
'hold^ all-employee meetings in the parking lot',
'display^ job ads for OtherTech on www.initech.com',
'just keep^ hitting enter until the <Loot> moves back up to <Location> and the <Loot>s start generating.',
4 Dictionaries/Policy_violation.pl
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'work^ from home',
'abbreviate^ it "Cum Xtns"',
'sharpen^ a <Material> <Loot> into a makeshift knife or "shiv"',
- 'plot^ to steal Chris Behnke\'s paycheck',
+ 'plot^ to steal Isaac Initech\'s paycheck',
'televise^ Major League Baseball with only implied, oral consent',
'install^ an IRC daemon on edev<2-7>',
'install^ <OS> on your <Device_that_really_shouldnt_have_linux_on_it> and then run a null void program where n is infinite',
@@ -158,7 +158,7 @@
'store^ a week\'s worth of lunches in the office fridge',
'do^ some crimes',
'get^ sushi and not pay^',
- 'come^ in with a <Adjective> case of <Status>',
+ 'come^ in with a <Adjective> case of <Status_affliction>',
'player hate',
'sweep^ the leg',
q{make^ "<Legendary_warrior> doesn't know the right way to do it" a core part of our decision-making process},
21 Dictionaries/Protip.pl
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@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
[
'<&Animal><Animal> is now faster than <&~Soft_drink> and <^Verb><Animal>.',
'If you encounter a <Monster>, use caution.',
- 'Don\'t loose your vision.',
+ 'Don\'t lose your vision.',
'You\'ll try, but changing my mind is something you\'ll never change.',
'[Tip_monster=<Dangerous_boss_monster>]If you encounter <$Tip_monster>, use extreme cau[<$Tip_monster == Candlejack>?:tion.]',
'When sending birds into space, be aware that they will be unable to swallow.',
'To defeat <$Opponent>, shoot at it until it dies.',
'Place your right hand on your left monitor when first running game.pl to improve the accuracy of alignment and blood type detection.',
- '<^Class>s are strong against <Monster>s, <Status>, and <Spell>, while <Class>s are better equipped to handle groups of <Monster>s with <Status>.',
+ '<^Class>s are strong against <Monster>s, <Status_affliction>, and <Spell>, while <Class>s are better equipped to handle groups of <Monster>s with <Status_affliction>.',
'You can find a <Loot> in <Location> behind the second <Furniture> from the left.',
'Remember to save your game often in difficult situations.',
'Strafe to dodge projectile weapons.',
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
'Any loot you acquire by vanquishing your enemies must be reported to the Internal Revenue Service.',
'Any souls you acquire by vanquishing your enemies must be reported to the Infernal Revenue Service.',
'Wages paid to sidekicks may be tax deductable. Consult your tax preparer for more information.',
- 'Your <Essentials> Essentials license will expire in <1-10> days. Call your <Initech_affiliate> representative now to renew.',
+ 'Your <Foundations> Foundations license will expire in <1-10> days. Call your <Initech_affiliate> representative now to renew.',
'Don\'t bring a <Weapon> to a <Weapon> fight.',
'Let the wookie win.',
'Let the <Monster> win.',
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
'<&Policy_violation>ing is grounds for severe punishment, but we usually just make you <Policy_compliance>.',
'Family, friends, religion . . . These are the demons you must slay if you want to succeed at game.pl.',
'Family, <Monster>s, religion . . . These are the demons you must slay if you want to succeed at game.pl.',
- 'Family, friends, <Status> . . . These are the demons you must slay if you want to <Policy_compliance>',
+ 'Family, friends, <Status_affliction> . . . These are the demons you must slay if you want to <Policy_compliance>',
'For minor burns use Colgate toothpaste (original white) or Vicks Vapo-Rub.',
'Bell peppers with three bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with four bumps are firmer and better for cooking.',
'Red sky at night, sailor\'s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor take warning.',
@@ -63,9 +63,9 @@
'Pour the "cereal" onto a dishrag in the bowl, then soak with milk, then eat. Suck rag for milk.',
'The deadlier creatures will choose you over a piglet because they can always go back and get the piglet.',
'If you are in <$Player.location>, don\'t drink the water.',
- 'If you experience <Status>, <Status>, <Status> or other symptoms of <Status>, seek immediate medical attention.',
+ 'If you experience <Status_affliction>, <Status_affliction>, <Status_affliction> or other symptoms of <Status_affliction>, seek immediate medical attention.',
'<Food> should be cooked to an internal temperatue of <32-1000> degrees fahrenheit.',
- 'When you <Verb> a <Monster>, always use a <Loot> to reduce the chance of contracting <Status>.',
+ 'When you <Verb> a <Monster>, always use a <Loot> to reduce the chance of contracting <Status_affliction>.',
'Unless your name is <Boss_monster>, you\'d better <Policy_compliance> before you <Policy_violation>.',
"Since <Planet> doesn't have a moon, <God> exists.",
'If your tests are failing, you may feel like <Policy_violation>ing, but don\'t give in to temptation! In the long run, it\'s much better to <Policy_compliance>.',
@@ -83,12 +83,13 @@
'Everyone loves a pedant.',
'The key to any relationship is honesty.',
'According to the <Club>, <Protip>',
- 'Never take fashion advice from a <Monster>',
+ 'Never take fashion advice from a <Monster>.',
'Alcohol protects a man\'s heart.',
- 'The <Status> of reason produces <Monster>s',
- '<Comedian>\'s actual name was Samuel Langhorn Clemens',
- 'Live every week like it\'s Shark Week',
+ 'The <Status_affliction> of reason produces <Monster>s.',
+ '<Comedian>\'s actual name was Samuel Langhorn Clemens.',
+ 'Live every week like it\'s Shark Week.',
'Never go with a <Monster> to a second location.',
'Failure to <Policy_compliance> may cause dry socket.',
'A <Animal> in the <Body_part> is worth two in <Location>.',
+ '<Soft_drink> is not a real doctor.',
];
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@@ -3,17 +3,18 @@
"You are not special. You are not a unique and beautiful <Epic_loot>. You're not your job, you're not your <Loot>, you're not your <Loot>. You're not your goddamn <Loot>s. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else on this planet. You're the all-singing, all-dancing <Material> of the world.",
q{I don' wanna be a dick or nothin', but you're all <Verb>d up. It says here your <Loot>'s all retarded and you talk like a <Monster>.},
'<$Opponent> does not forgive. <$Opponent> does not forget. <$Opponent> has over nine thousand <Body_part>s, and they are all <Verb>ing <Animal>s.',
- '*DEMO* <Essentials>?! What the ....?!?!!?',
+ '*DEMO* <Foundations>?! What the ....?!?!!?',
'Listen, in my day we had to <Verb> while <Verb>ing and <Policy_violation>ing, all at the same time!',
'You know who else used to <Policy_compliance>? Hitler.',
'You know who else was against <Policy_violation>ing? Hitler.',
q{<$Player>, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may <God> have mercy on your soul.},
- q{I'm not suffering from <Status>. I'm enjoying every minute of it!},
+ q{I'm not suffering from <Status_affliction>. I'm enjoying every minute of it!},
'Did they fire me or something? They <Omen>.',
q{Poor me. I can't get the investors off my tail in my fancy Porsche because they all drive Maseratis.},
'My corpus callosum is tingling!',
'They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots',
'MADNESS? This is not madness, THIS. IS. <!Location>!',
+ 'I JUST WANTED TO GO INTO SPAAAAAACE!',
q{Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?},
q{Hello my future <Relationship>. This is what I sound like. I am <9-13> years old. In the <4-8>th grade. In <Location>. Please PM me if I'm on Yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!},
'I accidentally THE WHOLE <!Crate> OF <!Soft_drink>!',
@@ -59,28 +60,29 @@
'I AM A BANANA!',
'I might as well kick it!',
q{I'm feeling fat. And sassy.},
+ q{I just got a dead <Animal> in the mail, and I am feelin' frisky!},
'In <Location> did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-drome decree. . .',
'In <Location> did Kubla Krang a stately Technodrome decree. . .',
'What is missing in CH__CH? "UR"!',
'What is missing in CH__CH? "U[?U+]"!',
'The problem of an eidos in history, hence, arises only when a Christian transcendental fulfillment becomes immanentized. Such an immanentist hypostasis of the eschaton, however, is a theoretical fallacy.',
q{THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS},
- q{I will tell you a joke. "A <Animal> walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to <Policy_compliance>. And now I am dead.' It is funny because the <$0> gets dead."},
+ q{I will tell you a joke. "A <Animal> walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to <Policy_compliance>. And now I am dead.'" It is funny because the <$0> gets dead.},
'I could tell you were a <$Player_sign> by the way you <Policy_violation>.',
'I likes my <Loot>s the way I likes my <Monster>s: <Adjective> and <Adjective>.',
'I get no respect, I tells ya, no respect at all.',
'<Loot>s want to be free!',
- 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of <Status>, it was the age of <Status>, . . .',
+ 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of <Status_affliction>, it was the age of <Status_affliction>, . . .',
"You want a tip?! Here's a tip, <Insult>: <!Rant>",
'If the poor have no <Food>, then let them eat <Food>.',
'My <.Loot> is too big. My <!$0> is TOO BIG!',
- q{You've got a real <Status> problem, McFly. You're a <Verb>r! You remind me of your <Relationship> when <It> went here. <&$3> was a <$1>r, too.},
+ q{You've got a real <Status_affliction> problem, McFly. You're a <Verb>r! You remind me of your <Relationship> when <It> went here. <&$3> was a <$1>r, too.},
q{Why even bother, McFly? You don't have a chance, you're too much like your <Relationship>. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of <Location>!},
"Didn't that guy EVER have <Body_part>?",
q{[dance=<Verb>][kiss=<Verb>]Marvin, you gotta play. See that's where they <$kiss> for the first time on the <$dance> floor. And if there's no music, they can't <$dance>. If they can't <$dance>, they can't <$kiss>. If they can't <$kiss> they can't fall in love, and I'm history.},
q{Ahh...<Boss_monster>. What a character. Always trying to <Policy_violation>. I've had to stay on top of <$0> ever since <Event>. Although if it wasn't for <It>...},
- 'I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by <Status>, starving <Adjective> <Adjective> . . .',
- 'Hath not a <*$Opponent> eyes? Hath not a <$0> <Body_part>s, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, <Status>, fed with the same <Food>, hurt with the same <Loot>, subject to the same <Status>? If you prick us, do we not bleed <Soft_drink>?',
+ 'I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by <Status_affliction>, starving <Adjective> <Adjective> . . .',
+ 'Hath not a <*$Opponent> eyes? Hath not a <$0> <Body_part>s, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, <Status_affliction>, fed with the same <Food>, hurt with the same <Loot>, subject to the same <Status_affliction>? If you prick us, do we not bleed <Soft_drink>?',
'What kind of Mickey Duck operation is this?',
"hurry up, this <Loot> isn't going to <Verb> itself!",
q{Oral contracts aren't worth the <Material> they're written on!},
@@ -93,10 +95,10 @@
'TOO MANY RANTS! Oh the humanity...',
"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the <Vehicle> that made the <Location> run in less than <2-20> parsecs.",
'You need to go back to <Food> school.',
- 'Somewhere near <!Location> a <!Monster> is suffering from <!Status> of the <!Body_part>!',
+ 'Somewhere near <!Location> a <!Monster> is suffering from <!Status_affliction> of the <!Body_part>!',
'A can of <!Food>, <3d10+4> <!Animal>s, some LIVE <!Loot>, and a <!Loot>!',
- 'My <!Vehicle> is <!Status>ing with a <!Monster>!!',
- '<^Status> is a real, serious condition! Go look it up yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/<&,$0>',
+ 'My <!Vehicle> is <!Status_affliction>ing with a <!Monster>!!',
+ '<^Status_affliction> is a real, serious condition! Go look it up yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/<&,$0>',
"What takes my breath away?\nMy <Relationship>. <^It> takes my breath away every single day. Words can never tell you how much I love <\$1>. Words can be deleted. My love for <\$1> can never be deleted.",
q{Now think about your dad. What's your dad like? I want to meet that dad!},
'When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, mm?',
@@ -112,7 +114,7 @@
'GET OFF MY LAWN!',
q{See you later, <Monster>s and <$0>[?,]ettes! I'm catching the next <~Occupation>mobile out of here!},
q{Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your <Loot>?},
- 'Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of <^Location>, of <^Location>, my <Relationship>s! I see in your <Body_part>s the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of <Monster>s fails, when we forsake our <Relationship>s and <Policy_violation>, but it is not <Date>. An hour of <Status> and <Status>, when the age of <$4>s comes crashing down! But it is not <$7>! <&$7> we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you <!Policy_compliance>, <!$4>s OF <!Location>!',
+ 'Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of <^Location>, of <^Location>, my <Relationship>s! I see in your <Body_part>s the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of <Monster>s fails, when we forsake our <Relationship>s and <Policy_violation>, but it is not <Date>. An hour of <Status_affliction> and <Status_affliction>, when the age of <$4>s comes crashing down! But it is not <$7>! <&$7> we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you <!Policy_compliance>, <!$4>s OF <!Location>!',
'His name is <Boss_monster>. His name is <$0>. His name is...',
'I think one of my fifteen <Monster>s may have a cough...',
'blah blah blah blah blah <Holy_war> blah blah',
@@ -149,7 +151,7 @@
"You couldn't <Verb> your way out of a <Adjective> <Material> <Crate>.",
q{Stop Bribery, Corruption and Political Prostitution of <^Location> <Appellation_title> <Boss_monster>. <&It> has no faith, no integrity, <Verb>s, <Verb>s, does not support the <Epic_loot> and can't hold any office (Amendment <Roman_numeral>, Section <1-9>). It is a law!},
'There is no need too much brain to run state & nation by increasing taxes.',
- '<&Vehicle> insurance: If you have no accidents - <1-9>0% money should be returned. Insure a <Monster>, but not <Its>/<Its> <$0>s. I promise to improve the <Status> problems.',
+ '<&Vehicle> insurance: If you have no accidents - <1-9>0% money should be returned. Insure a <Monster>, but not <Its>/<Its> <$0>s. I promise to improve the <Status_affliction> problems.',
q{If I wanted to allocate my own memory, I'd use <Language>!!!},
'mmmmm... <Food>... *droool*',
q{There's no such song as "I Like Big <Body_part>s". Don't be ignorant.},
@@ -163,6 +165,8 @@
'Police police police police police police.',
'Police police police police police police police police.',
'Buffalo police Buffalo police buffalo police Buffalo police buffalo.',
+ 'Buffalo girls buffalo girls Buffalo girls buffalo, girls.',
+ 'The mouse the cat the dog scared chased ran away.',
"Hah! That's a laugh. Imagine a human using a bathroom.",
q{I'S DA BIGGEST SO I'S DA BEST},
q{Your momma don't work here, so <Rant>},
@@ -177,8 +181,9 @@
q{See, if we rewrote the site in <Language> we wouldn't have this problem, because it would automatically <Policy_compliance>. So, I think we should do that.},
'Everybody <Policy_violation>s. I heard that even <Monster>s <$0>.',
'I wrote a hit play and put it on!',
+ 'I saved <Language>! What did you ever do?',
'Yo dawg I heard you like <Loot>s so I put a <$0> in your <$0> so you can <Verb> while you <$3>.',
- "What langauge is this? Might be <Language> because I think I know all the other languages.",
+ "What language is this? Might be <Language> because I think I know all the other languages.",
"I'm the boss. This is <Liquor>. Merry Christmas!",
'What are you--a lawyer?',
'With friends like you, who needs friends?',
@@ -203,7 +208,14 @@
'Laugh while you can, monkey boy.',
q{It doesn't take special talents to <Policy_compliance> — even plants can do it. On the other hand, contributing to a program like <OS> takes real skill. That is really something to be proud of. It helps more people, too.},
q{Don't be fooled. <Rant>},
+ 'Some things must be removed from this world, even if it means losing someone you love.',
+ 'And you may find yourself <Bad_thing_to_be>. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large <^Vehicle>. And you may find yourself in a beautiful <Crate>. With a beautiful <Relationship>. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"',
+ '[?Same as it ever was. +]',
'<Rant> Real talk.',
+ '<Rant> So say we all.',
+ '<Rant> Amen.',
+ '<Rant> And now you know the rest of the story.',
+ '<Rant> [?Don\'t you agree,Isn\'t that right], <Imaginary_friend>?',
'Sometimes a <Loot> is just a <$0>.',
q{Every <Monster> ain't a <$0>.},
'<Rant> <Rant>',
3  Dictionaries/Relationship.pl
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@@ -43,5 +43,6 @@
'pet <Monster>',
'psychic advisor',
'homie',
- 'partner-in-crime'
+ 'partner-in-crime',
+ '<Relationship>-with-benefits',
];
1  Dictionaries/Resurected.pl → Dictionaries/Resurrected.pl
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@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
'regenerated',
'restored',
'returned',
+ 'unmarshalled',
'only *mostly* dead',
'undead',
'hard to kill',
8 Dictionaries/Rumor.pl
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@@ -6,21 +6,21 @@
'<$_> is going to rise from the dead and demand all <Monster>s work "temporary" mandatory overtime, forever.',
'<$_> voted to slash the <Epic_loot>!',
'<Date> when <It> came home, <$_>\'s <Relationship> was missing a <Body_part>!',
- 'I saw Mary Saechao scooping all of <$_>\'s <Loot>s into a <Crate>!',
+ 'I saw Ingrid Initech scooping all of <$_>\'s <Loot>s into a <Crate>!',
'<$_> got <OS> running on a <Device_that_really_shouldnt_have_linux_on_it>!',
'<$_> is migrating the <Initech_affiliate> email server to <OS>!',
q{<$_>'s port of <Language> to <OS> uses bubble sort internally!},
'<$_> said that <OS> can\'t even <Policy_compliance>!',
'<$_> is going to play the love interest in the sequel to "<Movie>"!"',
'<$_> has discovered a 23rd immutable law of marketing!',
- '<Material> causes <Status> in white mice.',
+ '<Material> causes <Status_affliction> in white mice.',
'<$_> is dating a high schooler!',
'I heard it from <Boss_monster>, so 50/50 it\'s a lie, but <Rumor>(<$_>)',
'<$_> is a replicant!',
'<$_> quit <Its> last job without notice, but stole a <Loot> before leaving!',
- '<$_> is leaving to work at Puppet Labs.',
+ '<$_> is leaving to work at <Initech_affiliate>.',
'<$_> has a blog with pictures of dead <Animal>s and <Animal>s!',
'<$_> is a Cylon! But who isn\'t nowadays?',
- '<$_> has controversial views on <Status>',
+ '<$_> has controversial views on <Status_affliction>',
'<$_> is in the country illegally',
];
2  Dictionaries/Sainthood.pl
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@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
[
- '<Status>',
+ '<Status_affliction>',
'<Material>',
'<Loot>s',
'<Monster>s',
22 Dictionaries/Screenplay.pl
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@@ -1,20 +1,23 @@
[
- ' about two <Monster>s who find true love in the face of <Status>.',
- ' in which Samuel L. Jackson exclaims, "I\'ve had it with these mothreufcikng <Monster>s in this mothreufcikng <Vehicle>!!"',
- ' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "Luke, I am your <Relationship>"',
+ ' about two <Monster>s who find true love in the face of <Status_affliction>.',
+ ' in which Samuel L. Jackson exclaims, "I\'ve had it with these monkey-fighting <Monster>s in this Monday-to-<DayOfWeek> <Vehicle>!!"',
+ ' in which Samuel L. Jackson exclaims, "I\'ve had it with these monkey-fighting <Monster>s in this <DayOfWeek>-to-Friday <Vehicle>!!"',
+ ' in which Samuel L. Jackson exclaims, "I\'ve had it with these <Animal>-fighting <Monster>s in this Monday-to-Friday <Vehicle>!!"',
+ ' in which John Goodman exclaims, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"',
+ ' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "Luke, I am your <Relationship>."',
' in which Daniel Day Lewis exclaims, "I drink your <Soft_drink>! I drink it up!"',
' in which <Comedian> turns into a <Monster> with <Adjective> results.',
' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "Go ahead. Make my <Date>."',
' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "Get your <Body_part>s off me you damn dirty <Monster>!"',
- ' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "It\'s pepole! <Food> is made of people!"',
- ' that tells the true life tale of <Legendary_warrior> and his courageous battle against <Status>.',
- ', a Lifetime Original Movie about <Legendary_warrior>\'s struggles with <Status>',
+ ' in which <Boss_monster> exclaims, "It\'s people! <Food> is made of people!"',
+ ' that tells the true life tale of <Legendary_warrior> and his courageous battle against <Status_affliction>.',
+ ', a Lifetime Original Movie about <Legendary_warrior>\'s struggles with <Status_affliction>',
', a fish out of water tale about an inner city <Monster> who lives with a family of <Monster>s in an upscale suburb.',
', a buddy picture about a <Monster> and a <Monster> who team up to fight crime.',
', a buddy picture about a <Monster> and a talking <Loot> from the future who team up to fight crime.',
- ', a coming of age story about a young <Monster> and his pet <Animal> on a quest for <Status> set in Wisconsin for some reason.',
- ', a coming of age story about a young <Monster> and his pet <Animal> on a quest for <Status>.',
- ', a taut, relavent thriller.',
+ ', a coming of age story about a young <Monster> and his pet <Animal> on a quest for <Status_affliction> set in Wisconsin for some reason.',
+ ', a coming of age story about a young <Monster> and his pet <Animal> on a quest for <Status_affliction>.',
+ ', a taut, relevant thriller.',
', a modern-day \'<Movie>\', as it were.',
': "it\'s like \'<Movie>\', but with <!Vehicle>s!!"',
': "it\'s like \'<Movie>\', but with <!Monster>s!!"',
@@ -24,4 +27,5 @@
': this time it\'s personal!',
', a prequel to \'<Movie>\' that, at last, reveals how <Boss_monster> became <Bad_thing_to_be>',
': a cautionary tale about an ambitious scientist who seeks to understand the mystery of life, with disastrous results.',
+ ': an adaptation of \'<Book>\' set during <Event>.',
];
15 Dictionaries/Sidekick.pl
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@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
'Ghost',
'Tails',
'Luigi',
- 'Ingrid',
+ 'Robin',
'Kramer',
'Fezzig',
'Summer',
@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@
'Aaron',
'George Harrison',
'Art Garfunkel',
+ 'Matt Hollywood',
'Dirk Calloway',
'The Crimson Arc',
'Short Round',
@@ -87,6 +88,7 @@
'Stimpy',
'Miles Crane',
'Millhouse',
+ 'Smithers',
'Woody',
'Squiggy',
'Odie',
@@ -96,5 +98,16 @@
'Mikiko Ebihara',
'<Appellation_title> Gordon',
'Artie, the Strongest Man in the World',
+ 'St. Paul (the apostle)',
+ 'St. Paul (the city)',
+ 'Barney Gumble',
+ 'Barney Fife',
+ 'Baby Bop',
+ 'Snuffleupagus',
+ 'Apu',
+ 'Cogsworth',
+ 'Sebastian',
+ 'Zazu',
+ 'Pokey',
]
17 Dictionaries/Sidekick_assist.pl
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@@ -1,13 +1,8 @@
[
- 'A <Projectile> narrowly misses <$Player.sidekick>!',
- '<$Player.sidekick> says, "Thanks i could help bro"',
- '<$Player.sidekick> shouts, "Holy <Loot>s, <$Player>!"',
- '<$Player.sidekick> grumbles, "I\'m getting too old for this shít."',
- '<$Player.sidekick>\'s pathing gets messed up and you can\'t leave the area.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> cheers.',
- 'You shove the <$Opponent> while <$Player.sidekick> crouches behind its knees!',
- '<$Player.sidekick> falls off the edge of the screen.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> bumbles into some spikes.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> bumbles into a <Monster>.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> asks: "But, <$Player>, where are we going to find a <Loot>, a <Loot> and a <Material> <Loot> at this hour?"'
+ sub {
+ $Vars{Opponent_action} = dictionary('Sidekick_assists')->{singular($Vars{'Player.sidekick'})}
+ ? dictionary('Sidekick_assists')->{singular($Vars{'Player.sidekick'})}($Vars{Tests_run})
+ : singular(one_of('Sidekick_generic_assists'));
+ return '<&$Opponent_action>';
+ }
];
74 Dictionaries/Sidekick_assists.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,74 @@
+({
+ 'Tails' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Tails falls off the edge of the screen.',
+ 'Tails bumbles into some spikes.',
+ 'Tails bumbles into a <Monster>.',
+ 'Your little <Relationship> takes control of Tails and sends him bumbling into a <Monster>.',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Smithers => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ '"Smithers, <Policy_violation> for me," you demand.
+"Excellent idea, sir!"',
+ '"Smithers, <Verb> my <Body_part>," you demand.
+"With pleasure, sir!"',
+ 'You ask, "Smithers, who was that <Animal>?"
+"Sir, that was <$Opponent>, one of your <Loot>s from <Initech_affiliate>."',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'John Freeman' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed',
+ 'John Freeman said "<$Opponent>s leave this place"',
+ 'John freeman said "Thanks i could help bro" and you said "you should come here earlier next time" and you laughed',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Filburt => sub {
+ return 'Filburt moans, "' . singular(one_of([
+ 'Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.',
+ "I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...",
+ ])) . '"';
+ },
+ Pokey => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Pokey apologizes profusely!',
+ 'Pokey smiles insincerely!',
+ 'Pokey complains to you!',
+ 'Pokey pretends to cry!',
+ 'Pokey hides behind you!',
+ 'Pokey uses you as a shield!',
+ 'Pokey thinks to himself!',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Fozzie Bear' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Wokka wokka wokka!',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Chewbacca => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Chewie fires his bowcaster at <$Opponent>!',
+ 'Chewie grabs <$Opponent> and lifts <It> a foot off the ground!',
+ 'Chewie pulls <$Opponent>\'s arm out of <Its> socket!',
+ 'Chewie roars, "[?G+][?r+][?o+][?w+][?f+][?!+]"',
+ 'Chewie asks, "[?G+][?r+][?o+][?w+][?f+]?"',
+ 'Chewie puts his arms behind his head and chuckles.',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Artie, the Strongest Man in the World' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Artie laughs and proclaims, "I am Artie! *flex* The strongest man... *flex* in the world."',
+ 'Artie exclaims, "PIPE!"',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Sebastian' => sub {
+ return 'Sebastian leads the ocean creatures in a rendition of "<Song>".';
+ },
+ 'Danny Glover' => sub {
+ return 'Danny Glover grumbles, "I\'m getting too old for this shit."',
+ },
+ 'Robin' => sub {
+ return 'Robin shouts, "Holy <Loot>s, <$Player>!"',
+ },
+});
8 Dictionaries/Sidekick_generic_assists.pl
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@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+[
+ 'A <Projectile> narrowly misses <$Player.sidekick>!',
+ '<$Player.sidekick>\'s pathing gets messed up and you can\'t leave the area.',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> clips into an overhang and can\'t move.',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> cheers.',
+ 'You shove the <$Opponent> while <$Player.sidekick> crouches behind its knees!',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> asks: "But, <$Player>, where are we going to find a <Loot>, a <Loot> and a <Material> <Loot> at this hour?"'
+];
9 Dictionaries/Song.pl
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@@ -6,12 +6,13 @@
'Stairway to Heaven',
'Stairway to <^Location>',
"Won't Get Fooled Again",
- "Won't Get <^Status> Again",
+ "Won't Get <^Status_affliction> Again",
'One Toke Over the Line',
'No Sleep Till <^Location>',
"Don't Fear The <^Monster>",
'Godzilla',
'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins',
+ 'Frodo of the Nine Fingers',
'Hey Jude',
'Star Wars Theme',
'Cities on Flame with <^Genre>',
@@ -23,7 +24,7 @@
'Dueling Banjos',
'I Got Rhythm',
'12-Bar Blues',
- 'The <^Status> Blues',
+ 'The <^Status_affliction> Blues',
'Amazing Grace',
'Super Mario Bros. Theme',
q{4'33"},
@@ -39,7 +40,7 @@
'Another <^Monster> Bites the Dust',
'Another <^Monster> Rides the Bus',
"Don't Come 'Round <^Location> No More",
- 'Girls Just Want to Have <^Status>',
+ 'Girls Just Want to Have <^Status_affliction>',
'You Are My Sunshine',
"Don't Fear the Reaper",
"Don't Fear the Repo",
@@ -56,4 +57,6 @@
'Sweet Home <^Location>',
'Stuck Inside of <^Location> with the <^Location> Blues Again',
"I'm On A <^Vehicle>",
+ 'Under the Sea',
+ 'Superstition',
];
2  Dictionaries/Spell.pl
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@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
'Anatidize',
'Lycanthropize',
'Anthropomorphize',
- '<^Status> Cloud',
+ '<^Status_affliction> Cloud',
'Magick Missile',
'Touch Handler',
'Boogie',
27 Dictionaries/Status.1.pl → Dictionaries/Status_affliction.pl
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@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
'chiroptophobia',
'back boobs',
'muffin top',
+ 'junk-in-the-trunk',
'scurvy',
'assburgers',
'catachresis',
@@ -30,7 +31,7 @@
'hypnosis',
'confusion',
'brainshock',
- 'overt <Status>',
+ 'overt <Status_affliction>',
'"Temporary" mandatory overtime',
'paralysis',
'sunstroke',
@@ -81,7 +82,7 @@
'identity theft',
'character assassination',
'Swiftboating',
- 'A coworker who chews with <Its> mouth open',
+ 'a coworker who chews with <Its> mouth open',
'upstream rebase',
'computer issues',
'forgetfulness',
@@ -225,10 +226,10 @@
'Morgellons',
'puffy <Body_part>',
'<Monster> infestation',
- 'antibiotic resistant <Status>',
- 'psychosomatic <Status>',
- 'type <Roman_numeral> <Status>',
- 'the <*Status>',
+ 'antibiotic resistant <Status_affliction>',
+ 'psychosomatic <Status_affliction>',
+ 'type <Roman_numeral> <Status_affliction>',
+ 'the <*Status_affliction>',
'logorrhea',
'large fingers',
'the bends',
@@ -248,10 +249,12 @@
'wifi sensitivity',
'wifis sensitivity',
'chemical sensitivity',
+ 'case sensitivity',
+ 'case insensitivity',
':awesome:',
'invisibility',
'original sin',
- 'imaginary <Status>',
+ 'imaginary <Status_affliction>',
'liberal guilt',
'hangnail',
'popped collar',
@@ -279,12 +282,16 @@
'<Verb>crime',
'avian bone syndrome',
'esprit de l\'escalier',
+ 'treppenwitz',
'dry socket',
'optimism',
'pessimism',
'heatpumps',
'handshakefulness',
'dramatized 1970s interethnic California daytime motorcycle highway justice',
+ 'californication',
+ 'manhattanization',
+ 'gentrification',
'niacin flush',
'addiction to prescription glasses',
'<Boss_monster>\'s disease',
@@ -304,6 +311,8 @@
'total depravity',
'skull collapse disorder',
'true forced loneliness',
- 'involuntary <Status>',
- 'catastrophic <Status>',
+ 'involuntary <Status_affliction>',
+ 'catastrophic <Status_affliction>',
+ 'high-functioning <Status_affliction>',
+ 'day-one DLC',
];
6 Dictionaries/Sticker.pl
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
[
'Suitable for all ages (except) the faint of heart and the real young!',
'Made in a facility that processes <Loot>s.',
- 'May cause <Status>. Do not use while operating <Loot>.',
+ 'May cause <Status_affliction>. Do not use while operating <Loot>.',
'This unit not labeled for individual retail sale.',
'Holds up to <9-12> <!Loot>s!',
'This machine kills fascists.',
@@ -10,11 +10,11 @@
'Shake well before opening.',
'Not recommended for <Occupation>s',
'Contents may have settled during shipping.',
- 'Put this on your <Body_part> to alleviate <Status>',
+ 'Put this on your <Body_part> to alleviate <Status_affliction>',
'Do not consume if leaking or swollen.',
'FREE! with the purchase of any <Loot>',
'Made with pride in <Location>',
- 'Discontinue use if you experience <Status>',
+ 'Discontinue use if you experience <Status_affliction>',
'Inspected by #<10-34>',
'May contain almonds.',
'Think advertising on <$Loot> doesn\'t work? If you are reading this, it just did!',
2  Dictionaries/Toy.pl
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@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
"LEGO\x{00AE} brick",
'Silly Putty',
'Super Soaker',
- 'Pogostick',
+ 'Pogo stick',
'Etch-A-Sketch',
'Mr. Potato Head',
'Frisbee',
5 Dictionaries/Vehicle.pl
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@@ -69,7 +69,10 @@
'monster truck',
'tractor',
'van',
- 'ricksaw',
+ 'rickshaw',
+ 'autorickshaw',
+ 'truckshaw',
+ 'bike rickshaw',
'pedicab',
'Hummer',
'jetcar',
4 Dictionaries/_Blogo.pl
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@@ -50,6 +50,10 @@
'tek',
'semi',
'supra',
+ 'necro',
+ 'crypto',
+ 'eco',
+ 'freako',
'<_Blogo><_Blogo>',
'<_Blogo><_Blogo><_Blogo>',
'<_Blogo><_Blogo><_Blogo><_Blogo>'
2  Dictionaries/_INFECT_.pl
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@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
[
- '[$Player.status=<Status>]'
+ '[$Player.status=<Status_affliction>]'
];
9 Dictionaries/_Location_description.pl
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@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
'Welcome to <$Player.location>, home of the <Epic_loot>.',
'Welcome to <$Player.location>, birthplace of <Boss_monster>.',
'Welcome to <$Player.location>, the site of <Legendary_warrior> "<Appellation>"\'s stunning victory against <Boss_monster>.',
- 'Welcome to <$Player.location>, the site of the first documented case of <Status>.',
+ 'Welcome to <$Player.location>, the site of the first documented case of <Status_affliction>.',
'Welcome to <$Player.location>. Beware of pocket thieves!',
'Welcome to <$Player.location>. Off in the distance, you can see <Location>.',
'Your <Vehicle> pulls into <$Player.location>. You take a look outside and you wish you had stayed at home.',
@@ -40,5 +40,12 @@
'You are in <$Player.location>, where a year lasts approximately 365 Earth days.',
'What happens in <$Player.location> stays in <$0>.',
'You can see why <$Player.location> is called the <Location> of the South.',
+ 'You can see why <$Player.location> is called the Paris of <Location>.',
+ 'You can see why Paris is called the <$Player.location> of <Location>.',
'You are in <$Player.location>. You hope there\'s a Starbucks here, because you are seriously jonesin\' for a macchiatto.',
+ 'Touts, <Vehicle> drivers, and street peddlers swarm you as you try to leave <$Player.location> Central Station.',
+ 'The air starts to smell like <Food> and <Material>. Yes, this is definitely <$Player.location>.',
+ '<$Player.location> looks just like you read about in <Book>.',
+ '<$Player.location> looks just like it did in <Movie>.',
+ '<$Player.location> looks nothing like it did in <Movie>, where it was represented by the Bradbury Building.',
];
4 Dictionaries/_Loot_description.pl
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@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
[
'<$Loot>:
-Equipped on the <Body_part>. Protects against <Status> and <Status>. Increases <Statistic> by +<1-5>.',
+Equipped on the <Body_part>. Protects against <Status_affliction> and <Status_affliction>. Increases <Statistic> by +<1-5>.',
'The engraving on the <$Loot> commemorates the victory of <Legendary_warrior> "<Appellation>" over the <Monster> <Group> in <1000-1999>.',
'The engraving on the <$Loot> commemorates the final defeat of <Boss_monster> at the hands of <Legendary_warrior> "<Appellation>" in <1000-1999>.',
'The <$Loot> reminds you of one your <Relationship> gave you as a child.',
- 'The <$Loot> reminds you of one your <Relationship> gave you when you were in the hospital recovering from <Status>.',
+ 'The <$Loot> reminds you of one your <Relationship> gave you when you were in the hospital recovering from <Status_affliction>.',
'The <$Loot> is made from something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike <Material>.',
'The <$Loot> sports a faded <Material> sticker saying "<Sticker>".',
'The <$Loot> sports a small <Material> sticker with fine print: "<Sticker>"',
6 Dictionaries/_Movie.pl
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@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@
'Michael Bay\'s <Movie>',
'Wes Anderson\'s <Movie>',
'<Movie> 2000',
- '<^Status> Race <1000-5000>',
+ '<^Status_affliction> Race <1000-5000>',
'Dune',
'McBain <Roman_numeral>',
'Harry Potter and the <^Adjective> <^Loot>',
@@ -85,13 +85,13 @@
'007: <^Date> Never Dies',
'007: The <^Monster> Who Loved Me',
'007: Eight <^Body_part>s to Hold You',
- '007: Quantum of <^Status>',
+ '007: Quantum of <^Status_affliction>',
'007: <Material><Body_part>',
'007: <Material>en<Body_part>',
'007: Dr. <Eight_ball>',
'007: Su Nombre Es Peligro',
'007: En La Mira de los Asesinos',
- '007: Licencia Para Motar',
+ '007: Licencia Para Matar',
'007: Y el Hombre del <Loot> de Oro',
'Mr. Hands',
'Pok�mon',
10 Game.pm
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@@ -303,7 +303,7 @@ sub past_tense
});
}
-sub comparator
+sub comparative
{
my ($string) = @_;
return inflect($string, 'r', sub {my $word = shift();
@@ -314,7 +314,7 @@ sub comparator
});
}
-sub mostest
+sub superlative
{
my ($string) = @_;
return inflect($string, 'st', sub {my $word = shift();
@@ -564,8 +564,8 @@ sub _expand
e => \&olde_tyme,
'^H' => \&typo,
'd' => \&past_tense,
- r => \&comparator,
- st => \&mostest,
+ r => \&comparative,
+ st => \&superlative,
);
defined $x ? (
exists $transforms{$inflection}
@@ -1005,7 +1005,7 @@ our @Achievements = (
return $Vars{'Player.has_amulet'} && $Vars{'Player.location'} eq 'Heaven';
} },
- { name => 'Traveling with Ingrid', badge => 'R', description => 'Encounter Ingrid Initech in five different locations.', action => sub { my $output = shift();
+ { name => 'Traveling with Ingrid', badge => 'I', description => 'Encounter Ingrid Initech in five different locations.', action => sub { my $output = shift();
if ($Vars{Opponent} =~ /^Ingrid Initech/) {
$Vars{'Player.travels_with_ingrid'}{$Vars{'Player.location'}} = 1;
}
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