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TTML to SRT conversion error #7608

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zoocey opened this issue Nov 22, 2015 · 7 comments
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TTML to SRT conversion error #7608

zoocey opened this issue Nov 22, 2015 · 7 comments

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@zoocey
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@zoocey zoocey commented Nov 22, 2015

When running the command:

youtube-dl.py -f hls-English-2 --write-sub --convert-subtitles srt http://www.nbc.com/undateable/video/west-coast-an-origin-story-walks-into-a-bar/2932364?onid=190056#vc190056=1

The video and subtitle download fine but the TTML to SRT conversion errors out with:

WARNING: You have requested to convert dfxp (TTML) subtitles into another format
, which results in style information loss
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "C:\Python27\lib\runpy.py", line 162, in _run_module_as_main
    "__main__", fname, loader, pkg_name)
  File "C:\Python27\lib\runpy.py", line 72, in _run_code
    exec code in run_globals
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\__main__.py", line 19, in <module>
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\__init__.py", line 410, in main
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\__init__.py", line 400, in _real_main
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 1667, in download
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 672, in extract_info
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 725, in process_ie_result
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 672, in extract_info
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 718, in process_ie_result
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 1337, in process_video_result
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 1649, in process_info
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\YoutubeDL.py", line 1713, in post_process
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\postprocessor\ffmpeg.py", line 499,in run
  File "D:\you\youtube-dl.py\youtube_dl\utils.py", line 1987, in dfxp2srt
KeyError: u'dur'
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@yan12125 yan12125 commented Dec 19, 2015

This video is gone. Do you have other examples?

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@dstftw dstftw commented Dec 19, 2015

I've saved it:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<tt xmlns="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml" xmlns:tts="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#styling" xmlns:ttm="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#metadata" xmlns:ttp="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#parameter" xmlns:smpte="http://www.smpte-ra.org/schemas/2052-1/2010/smpte-tt" xmlns:m608="http://www.smpte-ra.org/schemas/2052-1/2010/smpte-tt#cea608" xml:lang="en" ttp:timeBase="media" ttp:frameRate="1" ttp:frameRateMultiplier="30000 1001"> 
<head>
<ttm:desc>SMPTE Timed Text document created by Anvato</ttm:desc>
    <metadata>
        <smpte:information xmlns:m608="http://www.smpte-ra.org/schemas/2052-1/2010/smpte-tt#cea608" origin="http://www.smpte-ra.org/schemas/2052-1/2010/smpte-tt#cea608" mode="Enhanced" m608:channel="CC1" m608:programName="/tmp/ccM2GAeQ" m608:captionService="F1C1CC"/>
    </metadata>
    <styling>
        <style xml:id="basic" tts:color="white" tts:backgroundColor="black" tts:fontFamily="monospace" tts:lineHeight="100%" tts:fontSize="80%" tts:fontWeight="normal" tts:fontStyle="normal"/>
    </styling>
    <layout>
        <region xml:id="pop1" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="pop2" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="pop3" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="pop4" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="rollup1" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="rollup2" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
        <region xml:id="rollup3" tts:backgroundColor="transparent" tts:showBackground="whenActive"/>
    </layout>
</head>
    <body>
        <div>
            <p begin="00:00:17:23" end="00:00:19:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt;&gt; HEY, SHEL, HAVEN&apos;T SEEN YOU </p>
            <p begin="00:00:17:23" end="00:00:19:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">FOR A FEW DAYS.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:19:23" end="00:00:21:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">WHERE YOU BEEN?</p>
            <p begin="00:00:19:23" end="00:00:21:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; THIS WEEK HAS BEEN ALL ABOUT </p>
            <p begin="00:00:21:10" end="00:00:22:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">GIVING HUGS.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:21:10" end="00:00:22:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HUGGED MY FRENCH FRIENDS BECAUSE</p>
            <p begin="00:00:22:18" end="00:00:24:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">THEY NEEDED IT.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:22:18" end="00:00:24:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HUGGED MY MUSLIM FRIENDS BECAUSE</p>
            <p begin="00:00:24:20" end="00:00:29:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">THEY NEEDED IT, TOO.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:24:20" end="00:00:29:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:00:29:12" end="00:00:31:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="3% 5.33%">.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:29:12" end="00:00:31:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">THERE&apos;S BEEN A LOT GOING ON.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:31:04" end="00:00:34:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">I WISH YOU COULD JUST TRAVEL </p>
            <p begin="00:00:31:04" end="00:00:34:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">AROUND THE WORLD GIVING HUGS.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:34:18" end="00:00:38:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I WILL!</p>
            <p begin="00:00:34:18" end="00:00:38:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">YOU THINK I&apos;M AFRAID OF ISIS?</p>
            <p begin="00:00:38:07" end="00:00:44:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">BITCH, I&apos;M FROM DETROIT.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:38:07" end="00:00:44:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:00:44:23" end="00:00:48:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, I&apos;VE GOT LADY COMING BY </p>
            <p begin="00:00:44:23" end="00:00:48:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">IN A LITTLE BIT SO I WANT TO </p>
            <p begin="00:00:48:21" end="00:00:50:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">LOOK HOT.</p>
            <p begin="00:00:48:21" end="00:00:50:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">TELL ME, DO I LOOK COOL WITH </p>
            <p begin="00:00:50:20" end="00:00:57:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">THIS CASUAL POSE?</p>
            <p begin="00:00:50:20" end="00:00:57:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:00:57:27" end="00:00:59:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHEN WOULD ANYBODY EVER STAND</p>
            <p begin="00:00:57:27" end="00:00:59:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">LIKE THAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:00:59:29" end="00:01:04:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T KNOW, MAYBE I&apos;M DOING</p>
            <p begin="00:00:59:29" end="00:01:04:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">A SUPER SEXY PHOTO SHOOT WHILE </p>
            <p begin="00:01:04:29" end="00:01:08:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">FENDING OFF MY ENEMIES.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:04:29" end="00:01:08:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">BACK OFF, ENEMIES!</p>
            <p begin="00:01:08:02" end="00:01:13:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">BACK OFF.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:08:02" end="00:01:13:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">TAKE A ROAD PHOTO SHOOT!</p>
            <p begin="00:01:13:19" end="00:01:16:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DANNY, IF YOU WANT TO</p>
            <p begin="00:01:13:19" end="00:01:16:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">TURN A WOMAN ON WITH A POSE, YOU</p>
            <p begin="00:01:16:18" end="00:01:20:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="56% 5.33%">SHOULD POSE LIKE THIS.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:16:18" end="00:01:20:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?</p>
            <p begin="00:01:20:22" end="00:01:26:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M DOING THE LAUNDRY.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:20:22" end="00:01:26:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:01:26:04" end="00:01:29:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:26:04" end="00:01:29:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">YOU KNOW -- </p>
            <p begin="00:01:29:25" end="00:01:33:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">I KNOW I&apos;M ACTING RIGHT NOW A </p>
            <p begin="00:01:29:25" end="00:01:33:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">LITTLE BIT -- WHAT&apos;S THE WORD WE</p>
            <p begin="00:01:33:24" end="00:01:36:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">ALWAYS USE TO DESCRIBE JUSTIN?</p>
            <p begin="00:01:33:24" end="00:01:36:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, PUFFY.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:36:20" end="00:01:39:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">CHUNKY!</p>
            <p begin="00:01:36:20" end="00:01:39:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NO, NO, NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:39:22" end="00:01:42:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">NOT THAT.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:39:22" end="00:01:42:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">NEUROTIC.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:42:18" end="00:01:50:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">THAT&apos;S WHAT IT IS.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:42:18" end="00:01:50:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M NOT NEUROTIC.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:50:06" end="00:01:52:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">DO YOU THINK I&apos;M NEUROTIC?</p>
            <p begin="00:01:50:06" end="00:01:52:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">IS THAT SOMETHING YOU TALK </p>
            <p begin="00:01:52:08" end="00:01:53:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">ABOUT?</p>
            <p begin="00:01:52:08" end="00:01:53:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">BE HONEST.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:53:25" end="00:01:55:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">THE WAY YOU&apos;RE LOOKING AT ME, I </p>
            <p begin="00:01:53:25" end="00:01:55:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">FEEL YOU TALK ABOUT THIS.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:55:11" end="00:01:57:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:01:55:11" end="00:01:57:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">I DON&apos;T CARE.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:57:29" end="00:02:00:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">WHO AM I KIDDING.</p>
            <p begin="00:01:57:29" end="00:02:00:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">I CARE.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:00:18" end="00:02:05:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME?</p>
            <p begin="00:02:00:18" end="00:02:05:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">DO YOU EVER THINK WE&apos;LL GET A </p>
            <p begin="00:02:05:25" end="00:02:07:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">MOVIE. </p>
            <p begin="00:02:05:25" end="00:02:07:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NOT AFTER THIS SHOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:07:22" end="00:02:11:26" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">ANYWAY, THE REASON I&apos;M ACTING </p>
            <p begin="00:02:07:22" end="00:02:11:26" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">NEUROTIC IS BECAUSE THE LADY </p>
            <p begin="00:02:11:26" end="00:02:15:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">THAT&apos;S COMING IS THE WOMAN I </p>
            <p begin="00:02:11:26" end="00:02:15:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">LOST MY VIRGINITY TO.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:15:07" end="00:02:18:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">WHEN I WAS A 17-YEAR-OLD KID, I </p>
            <p begin="00:02:15:07" end="00:02:18:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">USED TO WAIT TABLES AT A REALLY </p>
            <p begin="00:02:18:11" end="00:02:21:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">FINE DINING PLACE AND THIS </p>
            <p begin="00:02:18:11" end="00:02:21:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">REALLY HOT 31-YEAR-OLD EXECUTIVE</p>
            <p begin="00:02:21:14" end="00:02:29:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">NAMED JACKIE CAME IN, AND WHEN </p>
            <p begin="00:02:21:14" end="00:02:29:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">SHE ASKED FOR DINNER, I OFFERED </p>
            <p begin="00:02:29:08" end="00:02:32:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HER DESSERT, SHE SAID SHE&apos;S LIKE</p>
            <p begin="00:02:29:08" end="00:02:32:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">SOME HOT COITUS.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:32:27" end="00:02:34:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="56% 5.33%">AFTER A CONFUSING AND </p>
            <p begin="00:02:32:27" end="00:02:34:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">EMBARRASSING CONVERSATION WITH </p>
            <p begin="00:02:34:29" end="00:02:36:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">THE HEAD CHEF, I BECAME A MAN.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:34:29" end="00:02:36:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:02:36:19" end="00:02:38:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; THAT ACTUALLY REMINDS ME OF </p>
            <p begin="00:02:36:19" end="00:02:38:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">MY FIRST TIME.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:38:03" end="00:02:42:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">THAT NIGHT WAS SCARY AS HELL.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:38:03" end="00:02:42:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; AH.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:42:17" end="00:02:44:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="11% 5.33%">WHY?</p>
            <p begin="00:02:42:17" end="00:02:44:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">BECAUSE YOU WERE NERVOUS?</p>
            <p begin="00:02:44:14" end="00:02:49:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:44:14" end="00:02:49:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">BECAUSE WE DID IT AT A CLAN </p>
            <p begin="00:02:49:27" end="00:02:51:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">RALLY.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:49:27" end="00:02:51:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:02:51:20" end="00:02:53:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; GUYS, CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT </p>
            <p begin="00:02:51:20" end="00:02:53:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">THIS IN FRONT OF MO, HE&apos;S STILL </p>
            <p begin="00:02:53:28" end="00:02:56:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">A VIRGIN.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:53:28" end="00:02:56:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WELL, MY LEG WOULD BEG TO </p>
            <p begin="00:02:56:28" end="00:03:03:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">DIFFER.</p>
            <p begin="00:02:56:28" end="00:03:03:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WELL, JACKIE&apos;S THE WORST, SHE</p>
            <p begin="00:03:03:17" end="00:03:08:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">PLAYED GAMES WITH DANNY&apos;S HEART </p>
            <p begin="00:03:03:17" end="00:03:08:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">FOR YEARS AND CRUSHED HIS </p>
            <p begin="00:03:08:27" end="00:03:10:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">SELF-ESTEEM.</p>
            <p begin="00:03:08:27" end="00:03:10:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">I WOULDN&apos;T WANT HER TO GET YOU </p>
            <p begin="00:03:10:23" end="00:03:12:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">UNDER YORE SPELL AGAIN. </p>
            <p begin="00:03:10:23" end="00:03:12:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, REALLY?</p>
            <p begin="00:03:12:29" end="00:03:16:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">DOES JACK VI A SPELL, LESLIE, IS</p>
            <p begin="00:03:12:29" end="00:03:16:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">SHE A WITCH?</p>
            <p begin="00:03:16:14" end="00:03:21:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">A SAYING LIKE HOCUS-POCUS, WHAT </p>
            <p begin="00:03:16:14" end="00:03:21:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">IS IT?</p>
            <p begin="00:03:21:25" end="00:03:23:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">ABRACADABRA?</p>
            <p begin="00:03:21:25" end="00:03:23:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">TELL ME HER SPELL.</p>
            <p begin="00:03:23:17" end="00:03:27:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">THIS LITTLE SHOW GOING SIT HERE </p>
            <p begin="00:03:23:17" end="00:03:27:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">AND NOBODY&apos;S GOING TO SAY A WORD</p>
            <p begin="00:03:27:00" end="00:03:39:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="101% 5.33%">UNTIL YOU SAY, &quot;ABOUTRACADABRA&quot;ABRACADABRA.&quot;</p>
            <p begin="00:03:27:00" end="00:03:39:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:03:39:02" end="00:03:45:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ABRACADABRA.</p>
            <p begin="00:03:39:02" end="00:03:45:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:03:45:29" end="00:03:48:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU OWE ME $10.</p>
            <p begin="00:03:45:29" end="00:03:48:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">LISTEN -- </p>
            <p begin="00:03:48:27" end="00:03:50:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">I&apos;M GOING TO DESTROY HER.</p>
            <p begin="00:03:48:27" end="00:03:50:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">OKAY?</p>
            <p begin="00:03:50:17" end="00:03:54:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WHEN THAT LITTLE JACKIE WALKS </p>
            <p begin="00:03:50:17" end="00:03:54:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">THROUGH WITH HER ALL BUNCHED UP </p>
            <p begin="00:03:54:05" end="00:04:00:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">BODY, ALL SQUIGGLY AND WRINKLY </p>
            <p begin="00:03:54:05" end="00:04:00:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">LIKE A HUMPBACK AND WALKS IN, </p>
            <p begin="00:04:00:00" end="00:04:03:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">LOOK IN HER ONE GOOD EYE AND I&apos;M</p>
            <p begin="00:04:00:00" end="00:04:03:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">GOING TO SAY -- </p>
            <p begin="00:04:03:19" end="00:04:10:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">OH, HEY, JACKIE.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:03:19" end="00:04:10:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:10:16" end="00:04:12:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I KNOW, RIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:10:16" end="00:04:12:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">GO GET ME A GLASS OF WINE. </p>
            <p begin="00:04:12:15" end="00:04:21:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:12:15" end="00:04:21:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:04:21:25" end="00:04:26:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY </p>
            <p begin="00:04:21:25" end="00:04:26:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">MARIJUANA BREATH?</p>
            <p begin="00:04:26:17" end="00:04:28:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:04:26:17" end="00:04:28:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WATCHING YOU BOSS AROUND A </p>
            <p begin="00:04:28:10" end="00:04:31:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">GROWN MAN LIKE THAT.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:28:10" end="00:04:31:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">I THINK IT&apos;S FUNNY.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:31:00" end="00:04:33:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:04:31:00" end="00:04:33:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">LOOK AT HIM GETTING THAT WINE.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:33:29" end="00:04:37:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:04:33:29" end="00:04:37:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">I&apos;M ALSO GOING TO NEED A PASTRY </p>
            <p begin="00:04:37:06" end="00:04:39:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">FROM THAT SHOP DOWN THE STREET.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:37:06" end="00:04:39:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YES, MA&apos;AM.</p>
            <p begin="00:04:39:04" end="00:04:43:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:04:43:23" end="00:04:52:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:05:04:07" end="00:05:08:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="83% 5.33%">♪♪ WE&apos;LL BE ALL RIGHT, DON&apos;T </p>
            <p begin="00:05:04:07" end="00:05:08:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">MIND, FIND ME WHERE THE WILD </p>
            <p begin="00:05:08:23" end="00:05:13:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">THINGS ARE ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:08:23" end="00:05:13:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WE&apos;LL BE JUST ALL RIGHT ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:13:02" end="00:05:18:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">DON&apos;T MIND, OH, YEAH ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:13:02" end="00:05:18:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">WE&apos;LL BE WHERE THE WILD ONES </p>
            <p begin="00:05:18:03" end="00:05:21:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">ARE ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:18:03" end="00:05:21:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">THESE EGGSHELLS YOU TELL ME TO </p>
            <p begin="00:05:21:01" end="00:05:24:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">TREND I&apos;D RATHER BE A WILD ONE </p>
            <p begin="00:05:21:01" end="00:05:24:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">INSTEAD ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:24:08" end="00:05:29:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="93% 5.33%">♪♪ DON&apos;T WANT TO HANG AROUND THE </p>
            <p begin="00:05:24:08" end="00:05:29:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">IN CROWD, THE COOL KIDS, NOT </p>
            <p begin="00:05:29:06" end="00:05:34:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">COOL TO ME ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:29:06" end="00:05:34:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">BECAUSE THEY&apos;RE NOT COOL AND SO,</p>
            <p begin="00:05:34:21" end="00:05:40:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HEY, WE GET DOWN WE DANCE ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:34:21" end="00:05:40:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">NO MISTAKEN, WE MAKE OUR </p>
            <p begin="00:05:40:23" end="00:05:43:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">BREAKS ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:40:23" end="00:05:43:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">AND LEAVE US ALONE &apos;CAUSE WE </p>
            <p begin="00:05:43:24" end="00:05:50:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">DON&apos;T NEED YOUR KIND ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:43:24" end="00:05:50:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WE HAVE NO APOLOGIES, FIND ME </p>
            <p begin="00:05:50:03" end="00:05:54:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WHERE THE WILD KIDS ARE ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:50:03" end="00:05:54:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">WE&apos;LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:54:21" end="00:06:01:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">SO FINE, THAT&apos;S RIGHT ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:05:54:21" end="00:06:01:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">FIND ME WHERE THE WILD KIDS </p>
            <p begin="00:06:01:19" end="00:06:05:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">ARE ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:06:01:19" end="00:06:05:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">REAL COOL, DON&apos;T MIND US, YEAH, </p>
            <p begin="00:06:05:04" end="00:06:06:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">FIND ME WHERE THE WILD THINGS </p>
            <p begin="00:06:05:04" end="00:06:06:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">ARE ♪♪♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:06:06:22" end="00:06:11:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:06:15:05" end="00:06:19:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt;&gt; I WANT TO DO THAT KISS WHERE</p>
            <p begin="00:06:15:05" end="00:06:19:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">I BITE YOUR LIP AND THEN PULL IT</p>
            <p begin="00:06:19:04" end="00:06:20:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">AWAY A LITTLE BIT.</p>
            <p begin="00:06:19:04" end="00:06:20:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">LIKE -- </p>
            <p begin="00:06:20:09" end="00:06:24:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="11% 5.33%">HMM.</p>
            <p begin="00:06:20:09" end="00:06:24:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">HMM -- HMM. </p>
            <p begin="00:06:24:15" end="00:06:28:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I THINK YOU&apos;RE ACTUALLY -- </p>
            <p begin="00:06:24:15" end="00:06:28:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">YOU CAUGHT MY LIP.</p>
            <p begin="00:06:28:15" end="00:06:31:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ALL RIGHT. </p>
            <p begin="00:06:28:15" end="00:06:31:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I CAN&apos;T BELIEVE TWO WEEKS </p>
            <p begin="00:06:31:01" end="00:06:34:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HAVE PASSED SINCE THOSE TWO HAVE</p>
            <p begin="00:06:31:01" end="00:06:34:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">STARTING DATING. </p>
            <p begin="00:06:34:01" end="00:06:36:26" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; SEEMS LIKE ONLY A MINUTE AGO </p>
            <p begin="00:06:34:01" end="00:06:36:26" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">WE WERE MEETING HER AND WEARING </p>
            <p begin="00:06:36:26" end="00:06:42:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CLOTHES!</p>
            <p begin="00:06:36:26" end="00:06:42:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:06:42:05" end="00:06:45:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DO ME A FAVOR.</p>
            <p begin="00:06:42:05" end="00:06:45:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">WILL YOU GET MY CAR WASHED </p>
            <p begin="00:06:45:03" end="00:06:48:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">BEFORE YOU PICK ME UP AT WORK </p>
            <p begin="00:06:45:03" end="00:06:48:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">TODAY, AND DON&apos;T FORGET TO WEAR </p>
            <p begin="00:06:48:28" end="00:06:56:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">THOSE JEANS THAT SHOW OFF YOUR </p>
            <p begin="00:06:48:28" end="00:06:56:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">LITTLE GIRL ASS.</p>
            <p begin="00:06:56:02" end="00:07:02:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:06:56:02" end="00:07:02:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH -- OH -- </p>
            <p begin="00:07:02:15" end="00:07:07:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING </p>
            <p begin="00:07:02:15" end="00:07:07:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="8% 5.33%">AT?</p>
            <p begin="00:07:07:28" end="00:07:12:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING AT?</p>
            <p begin="00:07:07:28" end="00:07:12:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">WHAT ARE WE POSSIBLY -- WHEN I </p>
            <p begin="00:07:12:05" end="00:07:20:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">THINK ABOUT IT,</p>
            <p begin="00:07:12:05" end="00:07:20:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">TWO WEEKS AGO YOU SAID YOU WERE </p>
            <p begin="00:07:20:09" end="00:07:26:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">GOING TO DESTROY HER, AND NOW --</p>
            <p begin="00:07:20:09" end="00:07:26:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">CAN I GET A JAZZ HANDS TUNNEL?</p>
            <p begin="00:07:26:06" end="00:07:30:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">♪♪ YOU&apos;RE HER BITCH ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:07:26:06" end="00:07:30:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:07:30:01" end="00:07:33:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:07:30:01" end="00:07:33:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">THAT IS 1 00% FALSE. </p>
            <p begin="00:07:33:16" end="00:07:37:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T KNOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:33:16" end="00:07:37:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">MY BROTHER BRED POODLES FOR A </p>
            <p begin="00:07:37:27" end="00:07:41:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">LIVING, SO I KNOW A BLUE RIBBON </p>
            <p begin="00:07:37:27" end="00:07:41:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="56% 5.33%">BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE. </p>
            <p begin="00:07:41:10" end="00:07:45:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WE&apos;RE NOT TALK ABOUT THE </p>
            <p begin="00:07:41:10" end="00:07:45:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">PLAYFUL BITCH, LIKE, YEAH, </p>
            <p begin="00:07:45:08" end="00:07:47:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">WHAT&apos;S UP, BITCH?</p>
            <p begin="00:07:45:08" end="00:07:47:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LEAVE HIM ALONE.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:47:20" end="00:07:50:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:47:20" end="00:07:50:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">THANKS, BURSK. </p>
            <p begin="00:07:50:05" end="00:07:53:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HE THANKSED ME.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:50:05" end="00:07:53:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">WHAT A BITCH!</p>
            <p begin="00:07:53:12" end="00:07:57:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HOW COME YOU GET ALL THE </p>
            <p begin="00:07:53:12" end="00:07:57:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">LINES AND WE DON&apos;T EVEN GET TO </p>
            <p begin="00:07:57:05" end="00:07:59:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">TALK. </p>
            <p begin="00:07:57:05" end="00:07:59:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I BARELY UNDERSTOOD THAT.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:59:10" end="00:08:06:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE, OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:07:59:10" end="00:08:06:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">SEE WHATVOLVED TO, </p>
            <p begin="00:08:06:00" end="00:08:10:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">YOU SHOULDN&apos;T BE COMMENTING BAN </p>
            <p begin="00:08:06:00" end="00:08:10:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">CANDACE FIGHTS ALL YOUR BATTLES.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:10:06" end="00:08:13:13" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; THAT&apos;S NOT -- </p>
            <p begin="00:08:10:06" end="00:08:13:13" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; SHH-SHH.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:13:13" end="00:08:18:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MAN?</p>
            <p begin="00:08:13:13" end="00:08:18:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">YOU STEP TO HIM YOU GOT TO STEP </p>
            <p begin="00:08:18:02" end="00:08:19:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">TO ME.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:18:02" end="00:08:19:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?</p>
            <p begin="00:08:19:22" end="00:08:25:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY -- HEY, NO,ESSE, NO </p>
            <p begin="00:08:19:22" end="00:08:25:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">ESSAY. </p>
            <p begin="00:08:25:23" end="00:08:31:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; AM I DOING THINGS FOR JACKIE?</p>
            <p begin="00:08:25:23" end="00:08:31:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">OF COURSE I&apos;M DOING THINGS NOR </p>
            <p begin="00:08:31:00" end="00:08:33:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">JACKIE.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:31:00" end="00:08:33:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">I GET OUT OF IT, SEXUAL </p>
            <p begin="00:08:33:15" end="00:08:35:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">LOCKDOWN.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:33:15" end="00:08:35:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">SERIOUSLY WHEN MY PENIS GETS </p>
            <p begin="00:08:35:20" end="00:08:40:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">INDUCTED TO THE PENIS AL OF FAME</p>
            <p begin="00:08:35:20" end="00:08:40:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING INVITED </p>
            <p begin="00:08:40:28" end="00:08:43:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">TO THE PENIS HALL OF FAME AND </p>
            <p begin="00:08:40:28" end="00:08:43:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">IT&apos;S GOING TO BE A HECK OF A </p>
            <p begin="00:08:43:21" end="00:08:50:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">SPEECH.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:43:21" end="00:08:50:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">TODAY, TODAY, TODAY, IS THE </p>
            <p begin="00:08:50:18" end="00:08:52:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">LUCKIEST, DAY, DAY, DAY -- IN MY</p>
            <p begin="00:08:50:18" end="00:08:52:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">ENTIRE PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, </p>
            <p begin="00:08:52:22" end="00:08:54:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">LIFE, LIFE, LIFE.</p>
            <p begin="00:08:52:22" end="00:08:54:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">I AM HAVING THE BEST PENIS LIFE,</p>
            <p begin="00:08:54:24" end="00:09:08:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">LIFE, LIFE, IN THE WHOLE PENIS </p>
            <p begin="00:09:08:09" end="00:09:12:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:09:08:09" end="00:09:12:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK IT&apos;S </p>
            <p begin="00:09:12:07" end="00:09:15:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">FUN TOY SEE DANNY WRAPPED AROUND</p>
            <p begin="00:09:12:07" end="00:09:15:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">JACKIE&apos;S FINGER, BUT WHEN HE WAS</p>
            <p begin="00:09:15:17" end="00:09:18:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">A KID SHE DIDN&apos;T JUST HURT HIM, </p>
            <p begin="00:09:15:17" end="00:09:18:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">SHE DAMAGED HIM.</p>
            <p begin="00:09:18:09" end="00:09:20:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">HE CHANGED AS A PERSON.</p>
            <p begin="00:09:18:09" end="00:09:20:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:09:20:19" end="00:09:23:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">WE&apos;RE TALKING ABOUT GROWN-UP </p>
            <p begin="00:09:20:19" end="00:09:23:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">DANNY HERE.</p>
            <p begin="00:09:23:07" end="00:09:51:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="56% 5.33%">NO ONE CAN CHANGE HIM.</p>
            <p begin="00:09:23:07" end="00:09:51:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:09:51:08" end="00:09:56:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT JO DO I GOT THREE HEADS?</p>
            <p begin="00:09:51:08" end="00:09:56:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?</p>
            <p begin="00:09:56:09" end="00:09:59:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; IN THE WORDS OF JANICE, MY </p>
            <p begin="00:09:56:09" end="00:09:59:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">FAVORITE SECONDARY CHARACTER </p>
            <p begin="00:09:59:14" end="00:10:01:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">FROM THE HIT TV SHOW &quot;FRIENDS,&quot; </p>
            <p begin="00:09:59:14" end="00:10:01:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&quot;OH -- MY -- GOD.&quot;</p>
            <p begin="00:10:01:19" end="00:10:07:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:10:01:19" end="00:10:07:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; JACKIE PLAYED YOU DO THIS.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:07:17" end="00:10:10:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">DIDN&apos;T SHE?</p>
            <p begin="00:10:07:17" end="00:10:10:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:10:05" end="00:10:11:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">NO, NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:10:05" end="00:10:11:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">THAT&apos;S NOT TRUE.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:11:11" end="00:10:14:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">I ACTUALLY DID IT OFF OF MY OWN </p>
            <p begin="00:10:11:11" end="00:10:14:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">VOLITION.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:14:27" end="00:10:21:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">I THINK IT LOOKS -- AH -- </p>
            <p begin="00:10:14:27" end="00:10:21:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">AWESOME.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:21:18" end="00:10:24:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO </p>
            <p begin="00:10:21:18" end="00:10:24:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">RACES HOT AIR BALLOONS FOR FUN.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:24:29" end="00:10:28:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; JACKIE IS TRYING TO CHANGE </p>
            <p begin="00:10:24:29" end="00:10:28:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">YOU BACK INTO THE KID SHE CAN </p>
            <p begin="00:10:28:02" end="00:10:30:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">CONTROL.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:28:02" end="00:10:30:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">THIS IS WHAT YOU USED TO LOOK </p>
            <p begin="00:10:30:19" end="00:10:33:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">LIKE BACK THEN.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:30:19" end="00:10:33:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF HIM FROM</p>
            <p begin="00:10:33:16" end="00:10:35:26" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">HIGH SCHOOL. </p>
            <p begin="00:10:33:16" end="00:10:35:26" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, MY GOD.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:35:26" end="00:10:38:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">NEATLY TUCKED IN SHIRT.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:35:26" end="00:10:38:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">THE BAD HAIR.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:38:10" end="00:10:45:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS!</p>
            <p begin="00:10:38:10" end="00:10:45:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; FUNNY.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:45:29" end="00:10:50:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">I COULDN&apos;T EVEN END IT WITH </p>
            <p begin="00:10:45:29" end="00:10:50:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">JACKIE EVEN IF I WANTED TO.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:50:16" end="00:10:52:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">SHE&apos;S SOME SORT OF SEXUAL </p>
            <p begin="00:10:50:16" end="00:10:52:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">WIZARD.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:52:01" end="00:11:00:13" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">SERIOUSLY.</p>
            <p begin="00:10:52:01" end="00:11:00:13" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">SHE&apos;S LIKE DUMBLEDORE AND DOES </p>
            <p begin="00:11:00:13" end="00:11:02:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">PILATES AND SHAVES HERSELF ALL </p>
            <p begin="00:11:00:13" end="00:11:02:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">OVER. </p>
            <p begin="00:11:02:09" end="00:11:13:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T THINK I READ THAT </p>
            <p begin="00:11:02:09" end="00:11:13:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">&quot;HARRY POTTER&quot; BOOK.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:13:17" end="00:11:19:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DAN, IT&apos;S SIMPLE.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:13:17" end="00:11:19:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">JUST STOP SLEEPING WITH HER.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:19:03" end="00:11:24:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WAIT A SECOND.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:19:03" end="00:11:24:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">DID YOU JUST TURN YOURSELF INTO </p>
            <p begin="00:11:24:09" end="00:11:26:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">SOFIA VERGARA BECAUSE WHATEVER </p>
            <p begin="00:11:24:09" end="00:11:26:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH I </p>
            <p begin="00:11:26:01" end="00:11:30:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">CANNOT UNDERSTAND.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:26:01" end="00:11:30:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DON&apos;T HAVE SEX WAY GIRL, </p>
            <p begin="00:11:30:12" end="00:11:34:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">DON&apos;T HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL, </p>
            <p begin="00:11:30:12" end="00:11:34:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">DON&apos;T HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL. </p>
            <p begin="00:11:34:07" end="00:11:37:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DUDE, HOW WOULD I DO THAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:11:34:07" end="00:11:37:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; FIRST, HOW DO YOU DO IT?</p>
            <p begin="00:11:37:23" end="00:11:46:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; GENERALLY, I JUST SPEAK TO </p>
            <p begin="00:11:37:23" end="00:11:46:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">THEM AND THAT KIND OF THING </p>
            <p begin="00:11:46:08" end="00:11:47:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">HAPPENS ON ITS OWN.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:46:08" end="00:11:47:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">YOU KNOW?</p>
            <p begin="00:11:47:05" end="00:11:49:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; TO BE FAIR, IT&apos;S EASIER TO </p>
            <p begin="00:11:47:05" end="00:11:49:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">MAKE AN EXCUSE TO NOT HAVE SEX </p>
            <p begin="00:11:49:06" end="00:11:52:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">WHEN YOU&apos;RE A GIRL. </p>
            <p begin="00:11:49:06" end="00:11:52:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M TIRED, I&apos;M HUNGRY, I GOT </p>
            <p begin="00:11:52:02" end="00:11:57:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">IN A FIGHT WITH MY MOM, OR, OOH,</p>
            <p begin="00:11:52:02" end="00:11:57:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&quot;DATELINE&apos;S &quot;. </p>
            <p begin="00:11:57:03" end="00:11:59:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH. </p>
            <p begin="00:11:57:03" end="00:11:59:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK.</p>
            <p begin="00:11:59:11" end="00:12:03:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME ABOUT MY </p>
            <p begin="00:11:59:11" end="00:12:03:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">DAY AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, IT</p>
            <p begin="00:12:03:04" end="00:12:04:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">AIN&apos;T HAPPENING TONIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:03:04" end="00:12:04:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">YOU TAKE CARE OF YOU.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:04:19" end="00:12:09:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:12:04:19" end="00:12:09:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, DUMMY. </p>
            <p begin="00:12:09:27" end="00:12:19:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, DON&apos;T WORRY ABOUT IT.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:09:27" end="00:12:19:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">I&apos;VE GOT THIS.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:19:00" end="00:12:21:15" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; SO -- LET&apos;S GET OUT OF HERE, </p>
            <p begin="00:12:19:00" end="00:12:21:15" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE A BUBBLE </p>
            <p begin="00:12:21:15" end="00:12:24:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">BACK AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN </p>
            <p begin="00:12:21:15" end="00:12:24:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER. </p>
            <p begin="00:12:24:17" end="00:12:32:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, MY GOD!</p>
            <p begin="00:12:24:17" end="00:12:32:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:12:32:06" end="00:12:39:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">[ CHEERS ]</p>
            <p begin="00:12:43:08" end="00:12:49:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH, I&apos;M OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:43:08" end="00:12:49:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">I&apos;M MUCH BETTER -- NOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:49:18" end="00:12:51:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">YEAH, YEAH.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:49:18" end="00:12:51:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">NOW I&apos;M BETTER.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:51:23" end="00:12:54:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LET&apos;S HIT THE ROAD. </p>
            <p begin="00:12:51:23" end="00:12:54:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NO, NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:54:02" end="00:12:58:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="8% 5.33%">NO.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:54:02" end="00:12:58:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">NO, JACKIE.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:58:06" end="00:13:05:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">ALSO, &quot;DATELINE&quot; IS ON.</p>
            <p begin="00:12:58:06" end="00:13:05:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:13:05:16" end="00:13:13:26" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; GO GET IN THE CAR.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:05:16" end="00:13:13:26" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:13:26" end="00:13:16:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">HEY, GUYANCE,, SORRY, BUT I </p>
            <p begin="00:13:13:26" end="00:13:16:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">COULDN&apos;T REALLY DO WHAT I WAS </p>
            <p begin="00:13:16:14" end="00:13:21:13" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">SUPPOSED TO DO, BECAUSE YOU </p>
            <p begin="00:13:16:14" end="00:13:21:13" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">KNOW, BECAUSE SHE -- </p>
            <p begin="00:13:21:13" end="00:13:27:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:13:21:13" end="00:13:27:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, JACKIE, BEFORE YOU GO, </p>
            <p begin="00:13:27:11" end="00:13:30:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">THIS MIGHT NOT BE MY PLACE TO </p>
            <p begin="00:13:27:11" end="00:13:30:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">SAY, BUT I DON&apos;T</p>
            <p begin="00:13:30:10" end="00:13:37:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">THINK YOU&apos;RE RIGHT FOR DANNY.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:30:10" end="00:13:37:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">NOT RIGHT NOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:37:27" end="00:13:44:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?</p>
            <p begin="00:13:37:27" end="00:13:44:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; UH-OH.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:44:20" end="00:13:47:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">I THINK YOU MADE IT MAD.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:44:20" end="00:13:47:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:13:47:07" end="00:13:50:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LOOK -- WHAT I&apos;M -- </p>
            <p begin="00:13:47:07" end="00:13:50:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">OKAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:13:50:11" end="00:13:52:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">WHAT I&apos;M TRYING -- </p>
            <p begin="00:13:50:11" end="00:13:52:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I CAN&apos;T -- </p>
            <p begin="00:13:52:21" end="00:13:54:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M NERVOUS. </p>
            <p begin="00:13:52:21" end="00:13:54:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT I&apos;M TRYING TO SAY. </p>
            <p begin="00:13:54:10" end="00:13:57:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH, YEAH?</p>
            <p begin="00:13:54:10" end="00:13:57:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T WANT TO GET INVOLVED </p>
            <p begin="00:13:57:10" end="00:14:00:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MY BOY -- </p>
            <p begin="00:13:57:10" end="00:14:00:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:00:10" end="00:14:04:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">HE&apos;S NOT YOUR BOY ANYMORE.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:00:10" end="00:14:04:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">HE&apos;S MY BOY NOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:04:18" end="00:14:15:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">SO YOU AND BOTH YOUR CHINS </p>
            <p begin="00:14:04:18" end="00:14:15:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">BETTER STEP OFF.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:15:14" end="00:14:20:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY </p>
            <p begin="00:14:15:14" end="00:14:20:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">MAN LIKE THAT -- OOH!</p>
            <p begin="00:14:20:09" end="00:14:23:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NOT NOW, POWDER PUFF.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:20:09" end="00:14:23:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">THIS ISN&apos;T A DISNEY SHOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:23:14" end="00:14:30:00" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:14:23:14" end="00:14:30:00" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; UM -- BRETT, COULD YOU PLEASE</p>
            <p begin="00:14:30:00" end="00:14:35:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">TAKE THIS TO TABLE 3, PLEASE?</p>
            <p begin="00:14:30:00" end="00:14:35:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DOES ANYONE ELSE NEED THEIR </p>
            <p begin="00:14:35:10" end="00:14:40:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">FACE SQUISHED?</p>
            <p begin="00:14:35:10" end="00:14:40:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="8% 5.33%">NO?</p>
            <p begin="00:14:40:05" end="00:14:50:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">GOOD.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:40:05" end="00:14:50:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">THIS LITTLE SCENE IS OVER.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:50:21" end="00:14:53:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M THE ONLY PERSON THAT SAYS</p>
            <p begin="00:14:50:21" end="00:14:53:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">THE LAST THING AT THE END -- </p>
            <p begin="00:14:53:14" end="00:15:05:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; NOPE.</p>
            <p begin="00:14:53:14" end="00:15:05:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOUR HAND SMELLS PRETTY NICE.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:05:24" end="00:15:09:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt;&gt; YOU KNOW, I DON&apos;T KNOW IF I </p>
            <p begin="00:15:05:24" end="00:15:09:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">WANT TO GET MY HAIR CUT. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:09:09" end="00:15:13:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; TOO BAD.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:09:09" end="00:15:13:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">YOU LOOK TO MUCH LIKE ME FROM </p>
            <p begin="00:15:13:03" end="00:15:15:26" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">BEHIND.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:13:03" end="00:15:15:26" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">I&apos;M GOING TO GO GOOGLE, &quot;HOW TO </p>
            <p begin="00:15:15:26" end="00:15:21:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">CUT HAIR.&quot;</p>
            <p begin="00:15:15:26" end="00:15:21:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:15:21:22" end="00:15:25:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; KA-KAW!</p>
            <p begin="00:15:21:22" end="00:15:25:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?</p>
            <p begin="00:15:25:29" end="00:15:29:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HERE TO RESCUE YOU. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:25:29" end="00:15:29:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; JACKIE SQUISHED ME. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:29:22" end="00:15:33:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU DON&apos;T THINK I KNOW THAT.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:29:22" end="00:15:33:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WAS </p>
            <p begin="00:15:33:04" end="00:15:36:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">BRAGGING ABOUT ALL THE WAY HERE.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:33:04" end="00:15:36:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER NOT</p>
            <p begin="00:15:36:29" end="00:15:39:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">TO SQUISH OUR FACES?</p>
            <p begin="00:15:36:29" end="00:15:39:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OF COURSE NOT.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:39:01" end="00:15:41:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">I DON&apos;T WANT TO GET MY FACE </p>
            <p begin="00:15:39:01" end="00:15:41:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">SQUISHED.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:41:14" end="00:15:42:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">OKAY?</p>
            <p begin="00:15:41:14" end="00:15:42:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">SO JUST SHUT UP. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:42:17" end="00:15:44:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU&apos;RE THE ONLY ONE TALKING </p>
            <p begin="00:15:42:17" end="00:15:44:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">RIGHT NOW. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:44:19" end="00:15:47:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; AND YOU SHOULDN&apos;T TELL US TO </p>
            <p begin="00:15:44:19" end="00:15:47:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">SHUT UP BECAUSE IT&apos;S RUDE AND </p>
            <p begin="00:15:47:21" end="00:15:52:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">WE&apos;RE HERE TO HELP YOU. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:47:21" end="00:15:52:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="86% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;VE NOT FUZZ FORNEWS FOR YOU. </p>
            <p begin="00:15:52:21" end="00:15:56:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; SHUT UP -- SHUT UP -- </p>
            <p begin="00:15:52:21" end="00:15:56:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY, DANNY -- OH, FORGET IT.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:56:05" end="00:16:01:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">FORGET IT.</p>
            <p begin="00:15:56:05" end="00:16:01:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HEY -- HEY -- HEY -- HEY -- </p>
            <p begin="00:16:01:17" end="00:16:03:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">HEY -- ALL RIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:01:17" end="00:16:03:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WHATEVER YOU GUYS GOT TO SAY, </p>
            <p begin="00:16:03:25" end="00:16:07:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">JUST SAY IT, BUT BE QUIET ABOUT </p>
            <p begin="00:16:03:25" end="00:16:07:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="11% 5.33%">IT. </p>
            <p begin="00:16:07:05" end="00:16:10:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; FORGET JACKIE.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:07:05" end="00:16:10:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">YOU SHOULDN&apos;T BE WITH HER.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:10:19" end="00:16:13:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">YOU AREN&apos;T YOU. </p>
            <p begin="00:16:10:19" end="00:16:13:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, MY GOSH.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:13:06" end="00:16:14:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">HEY, HURT ME?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:13:06" end="00:16:14:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">HURT ME?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:14:22" end="00:16:19:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">DO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO LIARS </p>
            <p begin="00:16:14:22" end="00:16:19:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">WEEKLY?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:19:05" end="00:16:21:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">NOBODY HURTS ME.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:19:05" end="00:16:21:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">I&apos;M UNHURTABLE.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:21:05" end="00:16:22:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">OKAY?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:21:05" end="00:16:22:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">SERIOUSLY.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:22:02" end="00:16:25:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">YOU KNOW THE SONG BY R.E.M.?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:22:02" end="00:16:25:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">EVERYBODY HURTS.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:25:03" end="00:16:28:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">ONCE I WENT TO THEIR CONCERTS </p>
            <p begin="00:16:25:03" end="00:16:28:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">AND THE BAND TOOK ME BACKSTAGE </p>
            <p begin="00:16:28:18" end="00:16:33:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">AND LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO ME </p>
            <p begin="00:16:28:18" end="00:16:33:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">FOR NAMING THE SONG &quot;EVERYBODY </p>
            <p begin="00:16:33:28" end="00:16:37:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">HURTS&quot;&apos;S THEY DID.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:33:28" end="00:16:37:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">THEY WERE LIKE, HEY, MAN, WITH </p>
            <p begin="00:16:37:09" end="00:16:40:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">KNOW WHEN WE FIRST WROTE THIS I </p>
            <p begin="00:16:37:09" end="00:16:40:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">THOUGHT LITERALLY EVERYBODY </p>
            <p begin="00:16:40:25" end="00:16:43:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">HURTED, BUT NOW, LOOKING AT YOU </p>
            <p begin="00:16:40:25" end="00:16:43:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">IN THE AUDIENCE, WE CHANGED OUR </p>
            <p begin="00:16:43:14" end="00:16:51:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="16% 5.33%">MINDS.</p>
            <p begin="00:16:43:14" end="00:16:51:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:16:51:17" end="00:16:53:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WOULD YOU PULL YOURSELF </p>
            <p begin="00:16:51:17" end="00:16:53:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">TOGETHER?</p>
            <p begin="00:16:53:19" end="00:16:58:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">YOU&apos;RE DROOLING ALL OVER </p>
            <p begin="00:16:53:19" end="00:16:58:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">YOURSELF!</p>
            <p begin="00:16:58:28" end="00:17:02:28" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DANNY, JUST -- </p>
            <p begin="00:16:58:28" end="00:17:02:28" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:17:02:28" end="00:17:05:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; KNOCK IT OFF!</p>
            <p begin="00:17:02:28" end="00:17:05:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">ALL RIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:05:23" end="00:17:08:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">WE ALL KNOW, KNOW FOR A FACT </p>
            <p begin="00:17:05:23" end="00:17:08:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">THAT EVERYBODIER IN HAPPENED.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:08:11" end="00:17:11:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:08:11" end="00:17:11:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">JUST COME WITH US.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:11:06" end="00:17:13:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!</p>
            <p begin="00:17:11:06" end="00:17:13:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I&apos;M NOT MOVING.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:13:24" end="00:17:18:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">I&apos;M PUTTING MY BUTT RIGHT ON </p>
            <p begin="00:17:13:24" end="00:17:18:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">THIS COUCH, AND I&apos;M NOT MOVING.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:18:02" end="00:17:21:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WHAT ARE YOU SELLING?</p>
            <p begin="00:17:18:02" end="00:17:21:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">CAPPUCCINO?</p>
            <p begin="00:17:21:06" end="00:17:24:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO </p>
            <p begin="00:17:21:06" end="00:17:24:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="8% 5.33%">DO.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:24:05" end="00:17:29:04" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; GUYS, LET&apos;S GO.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:24:05" end="00:17:29:04" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">COME ON.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:29:04" end="00:17:33:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ARE YOU SERIOUS?</p>
            <p begin="00:17:29:04" end="00:17:33:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DANNY -- DANNY -- </p>
            <p begin="00:17:33:12" end="00:17:45:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">OH, NEVER MIND.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:33:12" end="00:17:45:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HOOP GOING T</p>
            <p begin="00:17:45:08" end="00:17:52:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:17:45:08" end="00:17:52:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">&gt;&gt;&gt; AH.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:52:18" end="00:18:00:21" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="58% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; THANKS FOR THE LIFT.</p>
            <p begin="00:17:52:18" end="00:18:00:21" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:18:00:21" end="00:18:03:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T KNOW WHO THAT WAS, </p>
            <p begin="00:18:00:21" end="00:18:03:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">BUT WHO CARES.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:03:16" end="00:18:06:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">YOU&apos;RE NEVER GOING TO BE FREE OF</p>
            <p begin="00:18:03:16" end="00:18:06:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">JACKIE UNLESS YOU ADMIT SHE HURT</p>
            <p begin="00:18:06:17" end="00:18:07:13" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="11% 5.33%">YOU.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:06:17" end="00:18:07:13" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">ALL RIGHT?</p>
            <p begin="00:18:07:13" end="00:18:09:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">YOU&apos;VE GOT TO TELL HER. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:07:13" end="00:18:09:16" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I DON&apos;T THINK I&apos;M STRONG </p>
            <p begin="00:18:09:16" end="00:18:12:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">ENOUGH TO DO IT BY MYSELF. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:09:16" end="00:18:12:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ALL RIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:12:11" end="00:18:16:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">GUYS, COUCH MOMENT.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:12:11" end="00:18:16:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LOOK, YOU DON&apos;T HAVE TO DO IT</p>
            <p begin="00:18:16:07" end="00:18:18:22" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">BY YOURSELF.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:16:07" end="00:18:18:22" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:18:22" end="00:18:20:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">YOU HAVE US. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:18:22" end="00:18:20:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH, MAN. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:20:14" end="00:18:23:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LIKE, YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME,</p>
            <p begin="00:18:20:14" end="00:18:23:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">AND I KNOW YOU&apos;RE SCARED OF </p>
            <p begin="00:18:23:11" end="00:18:31:07" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">JACKIE, BUT YOU REMEMBER THAT </p>
            <p begin="00:18:23:11" end="00:18:31:07" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="83% 5.33%">TIME WE WENT AND SAW &quot;&quot;GUARDIANS </p>
            <p begin="00:18:31:07" end="00:18:40:10" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="38% 5.33%">OF THE GALAXY.&quot;</p>
            <p begin="00:18:31:07" end="00:18:40:10" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YEAH.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:40:10" end="00:18:41:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; IS THAT THE MOVIE WITH THE </p>
            <p begin="00:18:40:10" end="00:18:41:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">TINY RACCOON THAT LOOKS EXACTLY </p>
            <p begin="00:18:41:23" end="00:18:45:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">LIKE JUSTIN?</p>
            <p begin="00:18:41:23" end="00:18:45:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; I GET IT!</p>
            <p begin="00:18:45:14" end="00:18:48:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ZEROS IN ON YOUR BIGGEST </p>
            <p begin="00:18:45:14" end="00:18:48:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">INSECURITY. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:48:18" end="00:18:50:02" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; WOW.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:48:18" end="00:18:50:02" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">FROM BEHIND, LIKE, THREE OF YOU </p>
            <p begin="00:18:50:02" end="00:18:57:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">HAVE BALD SPOTS.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:50:02" end="00:18:57:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; COME ON, DUMMY.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:57:24" end="00:18:59:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="33% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; LET&apos;S GO. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:57:24" end="00:18:59:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OKAY. </p>
            <p begin="00:18:59:23" end="00:19:03:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; HOLD ON, MISSY.</p>
            <p begin="00:18:59:23" end="00:19:03:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">HE&apos;S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. </p>
            <p begin="00:19:03:24" end="00:19:08:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, PIPE DOWN, GUY WHO&apos;S </p>
            <p begin="00:19:03:24" end="00:19:08:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">REALIZED TIMELY THAT SHE&apos;S TOO </p>
            <p begin="00:19:08:18" end="00:19:10:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">GOOD FOR HIM. </p>
            <p begin="00:19:08:18" end="00:19:10:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE. </p>
            <p begin="00:19:10:24" end="00:19:14:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU LEATHERY</p>
            <p begin="00:19:10:24" end="00:19:14:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">ALLIGATOR IF YOU&apos;RE GOING TO </p>
            <p begin="00:19:14:14" end="00:19:16:23" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">MESS WITH MY BROTHER, YOU&apos;RE </p>
            <p begin="00:19:14:14" end="00:19:16:23" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME. </p>
            <p begin="00:19:16:23" end="00:19:21:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="36% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, PLEASE.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:16:23" end="00:19:21:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">WITH THAT HAIRCUT?</p>
            <p begin="00:19:21:14" end="00:19:29:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">YOU&apos;RE LIKE ONE ADIDAS TRACK </p>
            <p begin="00:19:21:14" end="00:19:29:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">SUIT AWAY FROM JANE LYNCH.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:29:01" end="00:19:34:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:19:29:01" end="00:19:34:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, YEAH?</p>
            <p begin="00:19:34:01" end="00:19:37:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">WHEN &quot;THE DREW CAREY SHOW&quot; WAS </p>
            <p begin="00:19:34:01" end="00:19:37:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">ON, I WAS 5.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:37:12" end="00:19:40:19" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:19:37:12" end="00:19:40:19" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; SHE&apos;S NEVER GOING TO LOVE </p>
            <p begin="00:19:40:19" end="00:19:46:06" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="28% 5.33%">YOU, BUDDY.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:40:19" end="00:19:46:06" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH -- YOU GOT LAID MORE WHEN </p>
            <p begin="00:19:46:06" end="00:19:53:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">YOU WERE STRAIGHT.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:46:06" end="00:19:53:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">AND YOU --</p>
            <p begin="00:19:53:14" end="00:20:00:12" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">THE DOG ON &quot;FRASIER&quot; WAS BETTER.</p>
            <p begin="00:19:53:14" end="00:20:00:12" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ LAUGHTER ]</p>
            <p begin="00:20:00:12" end="00:20:04:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">ANYONE ELSE?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:00:12" end="00:20:04:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, I BELIEVE I&apos;LL PASS.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:04:27" end="00:20:07:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">LOOK, JACKIE, YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:04:27" end="00:20:07:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">YOU DON&apos;T GET TO TALK TO MY </p>
            <p begin="00:20:07:18" end="00:20:09:11" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">FRIENDS THAT WAY.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:07:18" end="00:20:09:11" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="23% 5.33%">I GET IT.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:09:11" end="00:20:13:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">WHEN I WAS 17 I WAS A KID AND </p>
            <p begin="00:20:09:11" end="00:20:13:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="68% 5.33%">YOU TURNED ME INTO A CRAZY </p>
            <p begin="00:20:13:03" end="00:20:16:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="48% 5.33%">EGOTISTICAL MANIAC.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:13:03" end="00:20:16:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:16:27" end="00:20:19:18" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">YOU ALSO DID SOME BAD THINGS TO </p>
            <p begin="00:20:16:27" end="00:20:19:18" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="21% 5.33%">ME, TOO.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:19:18" end="00:20:21:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">OKAY?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:19:18" end="00:20:21:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">I MEAN, BECAUSE OF YOU I DON&apos;T </p>
            <p begin="00:20:21:27" end="00:20:24:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="51% 5.33%">TRUST WOMEN ANYMORE.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:21:27" end="00:20:24:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="78% 5.33%">YOU REALLY HURT ME, BUT THANKS </p>
            <p begin="00:20:24:08" end="00:20:30:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="63% 5.33%">TO ALL OF THESE FRIENDS, </p>
            <p begin="00:20:24:08" end="00:20:30:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">ESPECIALLY THIS LITTLE TINY </p>
            <p begin="00:20:30:17" end="00:20:33:29" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">RACCOON FRIEND, THEY&apos;RE ALL </p>
            <p begin="00:20:30:17" end="00:20:33:29" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="66% 5.33%">HELPING ME TO BE A BETTER </p>
            <p begin="00:20:33:29" end="00:20:35:17" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="18% 5.33%">PERSON.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:33:29" end="00:20:35:17" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="43% 5.33%">SO YOU KNOW WHAT?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:35:17" end="00:20:37:24" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">GOOD-BYE, JACKIE, AND DON&apos;T COME</p>
            <p begin="00:20:35:17" end="00:20:37:24" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">BACK.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:37:24" end="00:20:46:05" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; OH, NO!</p>
            <p begin="00:20:37:24" end="00:20:46:05" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="88% 5.33%">WELL -- WHAT -- WILL -- I DID-- DO?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:46:05" end="00:20:48:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="53% 5.33%">YOU&apos;RE MY EVERYTHING?</p>
            <p begin="00:20:46:05" end="00:20:48:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="8% 5.33%">OH.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:48:09" end="00:20:57:03" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="56% 5.33%">SEE YOU AROUND, DUMMY.</p>
            <p begin="00:20:48:09" end="00:20:57:03" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">[ APPLAUSE ]</p>
            <p begin="00:20:57:03" end="00:21:02:20" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="73% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; YOU FINALLY DEFEATED YOUR </p>
            <p begin="00:20:57:03" end="00:21:02:20" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="26% 5.33%">ARCHENEMY.</p>
            <p begin="00:21:02:20" end="00:21:05:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="76% 5.33%">ON &quot;GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY,&quot; </p>
            <p begin="00:21:02:20" end="00:21:05:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="46% 5.33%">BEAT THE BAD GUY. </p>
            <p begin="00:21:05:25" end="00:21:10:27" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">&gt;&gt; DID THE SLOW MOTION HERO </p>
            <p begin="00:21:05:25" end="00:21:10:27" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="13% 5.33%">WALK.</p>
            <p begin="00:21:10:27" end="00:21:23:14" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="31% 5.33%">♪♪♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:21:10:27" end="00:21:23:14" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="93% 5.33%">♪♪ I AM, I KNOW, SINCE I CAME TO </p>
            <p begin="00:21:23:14" end="00:21:26:25" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="71% 5.33%">KICK IT, BUT REALLY I WOULD </p>
            <p begin="00:21:23:14" end="00:21:26:25" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">RATHER BE AT HOME ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:21:26:25" end="00:21:31:08" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="93% 5.33%">♪♪ ALL BY MYSELF NOT IN THE ROOM </p>
            <p begin="00:21:26:25" end="00:21:31:08" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">WITH PEOPLE WHO DON&apos;T EVEN KNOW </p>
            <p begin="00:21:31:08" end="00:21:34:01" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="81% 5.33%">MY WELL-BEING, I DON&apos;T DANCE, I </p>
            <p begin="00:21:31:08" end="00:21:34:01" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="41% 5.33%">DON&apos;T ACT ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:21:34:01" end="00:21:37:09" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="88% 5.33%">♪♪ I DON&apos;T NEED A BOYFRIEND SO </p>
            <p begin="00:21:34:01" end="00:21:37:09" region="rollup2" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 93.67%" tts:extent="61% 5.33%">YOU CAN&apos;T GO BACK ♪♪</p>
            <p begin="00:21:37:09" end="00:21:38:16" region="rollup1" style="basic" tts:origin="15% 88.33%" tts:extent="91% 5.33%">PLEASE ENJOY YOUR PARTY ♪♪♪♪</p>
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@yan12125 yan12125 commented Dec 19, 2015

Thanks @dstftw great job!
@zoocey the fix will be available in the next version. Feel free to open new issues if there are other problems.

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@Snafu Snafu commented Nov 28, 2016

Sorry to dig this one up again. I'm trying to convert a TTML file to a SRT file because neither MPC-HC nor VLC will play the TTML files. Is there a way to just use the subtitle converter without downloading anything to YouTube but use a local file? Like yan12125 used the demo file posted here. From what I read in the documentation it only works with YT URIs.

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@yan12125 yan12125 commented Nov 29, 2016

Currently no simple way. You can write a Python wrapper:

from youtube_dl.utils import dfxp2srt
with open('xxx.ttml') as f:
    srt_data = dfxp2srt(f.read())
with open('yyy.srt') as f:
    f.write(srt_data)
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@keybounce keybounce commented Mar 23, 2017

Bumpity.

On that python wrapper: How do I actually make use of it? I.e. -- if I have a directory with .mp4's and corresponding .ttml files, and I want to convert them, either with the same basename and a new format/extension, or actually embedded into the mp4 file, how would I do it?

The goal here is either "everything in this directory", or the command, "convert_srt *.ttml".

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@yan12125 yan12125 commented Mar 24, 2017

@keybounce: you can use postprocessors key of YoutubeDL. Check __init__.py for examples.

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