Senior Vice President of Recursive Disalignment at the Center for Nonlinear Deployment & Unverified Migrations. Formerly operated as Principal Architect of Accidental Infrastructure at the Institute of Occasional Consistency and Mild Panic. Once achieved zero downtime by unplugging everything.
Briefly ran an enterprise-grade JPEG compression consultancy. Advised multinationals on YAML-induced existential crises.
Acting CTO (Chief Typo Officer) at nonsense browser named R.
- Non-deterministic coffee scheduling
- Git rebase without crying
- Transdimensional load balancing (under controlled conditions)
- Self-documenting silence
- Kafkaesque DevOps
- Applied rodent theory (fieldwork pending)
- I prefer
jj log -r ::@
overgit log -dog
I use NixOS "btw".