🐢 Stable Haskell

Making Haskell predictable, stable, and actually fun to use in production! 🚀

Ever had GHC break your build on a Friday afternoon? Or spent hours debugging why your perfectly fine code stopped compiling after a toolchain update? Yeah, we've been there too. That's why we're building Stable Haskell – because life's too short for compiler surprises!

🎯 What's This All About?

Stable Haskell is like having that super experienced Haskell dev on your team who always knows how to fix the weird GHC issues. Except it's a whole distribution, and it never takes vacation days. 😄

We're bringing you:

• 🎪 No More Surprise Parties: Predictable releases that won't break your builds
• 🛡️ Battle-Tested Stability: LTS releases that actually mean Long-Term Support
• 🦸 GHC Wizards on Speed Dial: Get help from the folks who literally build GHC

💪 Who's Behind This Magic?

Plot twist: We're not just random Haskell enthusiasts (though we are enthusiastic!). Our team includes the actual humans who built:

• 🔢 GHC's Native Bignum Backend – Making those integers go brrr
• 🦾 AArch64 Native Code Generator – ARM never looked so good
• 🌐 JavaScript Backend in GHC – Because sometimes you need Haskell in your browser
• 📦 GHCup – The installer that actually works™
• 🏗️ haskell.nix – Reproducible builds that don't make you cry
• 🎯 Cross-Compilation Magic – Windows, iOS, Android? We got you!
• 🔗 GHC's In-Memory Loader & Linker – The deep magic stuff
• 🚀 And tons more cool internals!

Plus, we're huge believers in giving back – we upstream our fixes to GHC and Cabal because a rising tide lifts all lambdas! 🌊

🎉 Why You'll Love It

• Less Yak Shaving: Spend time writing code, not fighting your toolchain
• Ship Faster: Stable tools = happy developers = features shipped on time
• Sleep Better: Your production Haskell apps won't randomly break at 3 AM

🤝 Come Hang Out!

We're building a community of Haskellers who value stability AND innovation. Join us:

🌟 Want to Know More?

Head over to stable-haskell.org where you can:

• 📝 Sign up for updates (we promise not to spam!)
• 🤖 Try our AI advisor that tells you how Stable Haskell can help YOUR specific project
• 🎯 Check out all the details your manager will love

🐢 Why a Turtle?

Because we believe in the philosophy: Slow and steady wins the race! Our mascot represents reliability, longevity, and the wisdom to know that sometimes moving carefully is the fastest way forward. Plus, turtles are adorable. 🐢💚

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P.S. We're putting our money where our mouth is – a portion of proceeds goes to the Haskell Foundation because we love this community! ❤️