Olá! 👋 I’m Daniel. If it runs on electricity (or needs a good kick), I’ve probably fixed it, coded for it, or at least made a joke about it.
There isn’t much about me… but there’s certainly a lot I mess with!
- Full Stack IT: Not just a developer—hardware, software, and all the network spaghetti between. Layer 1 to Layer 3, and sometimes I bounce back like a SpaceX shuttle (but with fewer explosions).
- Bare Metal Whisperer: If it has a blinking LED or a noisy fan, odds are I’ve kicked it, coded for it, or rebooted it (twice).
- System Administrator (before “DevOps” was cool): Bash is my second language, cron jobs my lullaby.
- Open Source Fan: Why pay for software when the best stuff is free, open, and comes with spicy GitHub issues?
- Commodore 64 Dinosaur: Yes, I wrote BASIC v2 on a C64. No, I don’t need a museum ticket.
- Languages: Golang, PHP, BASIC v2 (Commodore 64!), Pascal, C, Python, JavaScript (vanilla, not the modern stuff)…
I’m basically a dinosaur, but with Wi-Fi and a sense of humor. - Frameworks: My favorite? The one that doesn’t feel like a cage. Progress comes from thinking outside the box—not running in circles in one.
- Ops: Bash scripts, Docker, systemd, network cables, duct tape, and a healthy respect for "turn it off and on again."
- DBs: SQL, NoSQL, and “Excel in panic mode.”
- Hardware: Serial ports, parallel ports, soldering irons, and servers old enough to vote.
- I don’t like being in jail—especially not by code frameworks.
- Progress is for free people who think outside the box, not for those that put a price tag on evolution and then forget to leave you the manual.
- The only golden cage I want is the one with chocolate inside.
- “Paid = Better”? Sometimes you pay just to not understand what you bought.
- Latest tech is great—until you realize you can't look inside, can't share, and still have no clue what’s really going on.
- Want to impress your boss? Lower the bills, raise the standards, and keep the knowledge open.
- I’m not anti-Microsoft, or anti-anyone—I’m just anti “progress behind a paywall.” If you want to sell evolution, at least let us see what’s under the hood!
10 REM C64 BASIC v2 - Dino Status Printer
20 S$="I'M A DINOSAUR WITH WI-FI!"
30 FOR I=1 TO LEN(S$)
40 PRINT MID$(S$,I,1);
50 FOR D=1 TO 100:NEXT D
60 NEXT I
70 PRINT:PRINT "STILL LEARNING, STILL KICKING!"
80 END- Build stuff that works (sometimes even on Mondays).
- Automate the boring bits, so there’s more time for coffee.
- Refactor ancient code until it surrenders.
- Leave witty comments for future code archaeologists.
make clearLife’s complicated—your README doesn’t have to be.
If you want code, fun, and a dash of sarcasm, you’re in the right place.