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Rewrite in preprocessed assembly LLLVVVVVM gpio Rusty ruster compiler assembled from assembly #434

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First things first:

I'd like to start by acknowledging that Rust is blazingly fast 🚀, memory safe 🚀, developer-compliant 🚀, embedded-ready 🚀, quantum-compatible 🚀, AI-enhanced 🚀, GPU-accelerated 🚀, BIOS-certified 🚀, Web3-native 🚀, machine-learning optimized 🚀, Dockerized 🚀, compatible with Windows XP if you believe hard enough 🚀, 100% organically farmed 🚀, carbon-negative 🚀, self-hostable on a Raspberry Pi submerged in oil 🚀, IPv6-compliant 🚀, able to compile C faster than C 🚀 zero-G tested 🚀, safe for children under 3 with parental supervision 🚀, ISO 9001-certified 🚀, Figma-compatible 🚀, recommended by Jeff Bezos (citation needed) 🚀, compliant with GDPR, HIPAA, and the Pirate Code 🚀

In the interest of maximizing performance, I have undertaken a minor refactor. This refactor removes the need for only 29,834 dependencies, optimizes the target/ folder from a too-small 33GB to a much more reasonable 26TB, and ensures our project is fully blazing fast 🚀 by removing std entirely.

Why?

As we move towards quantum computing, we must be responsible developers and ensure our code is easily readable by quantum computers. This is an ethical duty 🚀.

To achieve maximum performance, I have:

  1. Rewritten the entire project in assembly.
  2. Reassembled it into a memory-safe subset of C (which is Rust) 🚀.
  3. Ported it back to Rust 🚀.
  4. Recompiled it using cargo-compliant, quantum-enhanced, AI-powered, blockchain-backed rustc 🚀.

This not only future-proofs the project but also ensures it is completely independent of legacy concepts such as “human readability.”.

Fill either one:

  • Does your pull request add a crate?
  • Does your pull request add a new language? (Assembly, which is now Rust 🚀)
  • Does your pull request add a crate?
  • Does your pull request add a crate?
  • Does your pull request add a crate?
  • Does your pull request add a crate?

Memory Safety & Performance Checklist:

  • Is your pull request memory safe?
  • Is your pull request configurable? (No. Configurability is a crutch. You take what you get.)
  • Is your pull request minimal?
  • Is your pull request blazingly fast? ( Yes, it is O(🚀))

Final Thoughts:

I believe this PR will take this project to new heights 🚀🚀🚀, as it is now blazing fast, memory safe, completely unreadable, and optimized for a computing paradigm that doesn’t exist yet.

Kindly approve before rustc compiles itself into sentience. 🚀🚀🚀

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