Octaaf

A telegram bot written in Go

Commands

• /avatar - Create an avatar
• /bodegem - A place that is real and exists
• /bol - Help someone out by subscribing them to the bol.com mailing lists!
• /count - Get your current message count
• /doubt - When in doubt...
• /iasip - Get a random It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia quote
• /img - Search possible NSFW images
• /img_sfw - Search possible SFW images
• /issues - Show a list of open issues
• /kalirank - Show the kali rankings
• /m8ball - Let fate decide your future
• /mcaffee - Will McAffee eat his down dick?
• /next_launch - Show the next 5 rocket launches
• /quote - Get or store random kali quotes
• /roll - Praise kek
• /search - Search stuff on DuckDuckGo with safe search on
• /search_nsfw - Search dirty stuff on DuckDuckGo
• /stallman - I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
• /weather - Get the weather of a city
• /what - Explains what something is
• /where - Find places on earth
• /xkcd - Get a random XKCD comic

Developing

Requirements

1. a telegram bot account
   • you can use telegram for this
2. install postgresql
   • pacman -S postgresql (or any other package manager)
   • sudo -u postgres -i
   • initdb --locale en_US.UTF-8 -E UTF8 -D '/var/lib/postgres/data'
   • Create your first DB user
3. a google api key (optional)
4. cp config/.env.dist config/.env
5. cp config/database.yml.dist config/database.yml
6. Enter the correct values in both config files