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+ The Agile Restaurant
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+ ===============
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+ ![ The Agile Restaurant] ( http://turnoff.us/image/en/agile-restaurant.png )
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+ - Your rice,Sir.
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+ - Thank you!
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+ - Your beef,Sir.
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+ - Your beans,Sir.
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+ - We've improved the beef,Sir.
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+ - gulp
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+ - More water,Sir.
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+ - I'm done!Agile is not working for restaurants.
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+ - Continuous Delivery Restaurant
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+ - WaterFall Snack Bar
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+ via:
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+ - http://turnoff.us/geek/agile-restaurant/
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+ 作者:[ Daniel Stori] [ a ]
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+ 译者:[ 译者ID] ( https://github.com/译者ID )
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+ 校对:[ 校对者ID] ( https://github.com/校对者ID )
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+ 本文由 [ LCTT] ( https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject ) 原创编译,[ Linux中国] ( https://linux.cn/ ) 荣誉推出
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+ Java 20 - Predictions
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+ ===============
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+ ![ Java 20 - Predictions] ( http://turnoff.us/image/en/java20.png )
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+ - whocares keyword was introduced to replace all imports.The compiler decides what to do.
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+ - comments were replaced by hashtags
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+ - Access modifiers were removed. Everything is now PUBLIC as imposed by NSA. NO further comments allowed.
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+ - This is just syntax sugar..
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+ - Public static void main was replaced by an emoji.
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+ - HelloWorld keyword was Introduced as a shortcut to system.out.println("Hello world")
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+ - Latin Characters were removed after Donald trump reelction.
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+ - I miss the private objects...
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+ via:
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+ - http://turnoff.us/geek/java20-predictions/
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+ 作者:[ Daniel Stori] [ a ]
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+ 译者:[ 译者ID] ( https://github.com/译者ID )
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+ 本文由 [ LCTT] ( https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject ) 原创编译,[ Linux中国] ( https://linux.cn/ ) 荣誉推出
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+ [ a ] :http://turnoff.us/about/
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+ When Just-In-Time Is Justin Time
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+ ===============
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+ ![ When Just-In-Time Is Justin Time] ( http://turnoff.us/image/en/lazy-justin-is-late-again.png )
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+ - We are gathered here to discuss a very urgent matter.What can you tell me about all these performance complaints?
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+ - Well, My team of threads seems to be doing fine. Lots of Them are actually sleeping!
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+ - The GC Threads are also idle,the heap is practically empty,however...
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+ - Justing is late again..
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+ - JUSTIN TIME IS NOT ON TIME?!?
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+ - Hey Guys, I'm sorry I'm late.I hooked up with a list lastnight and we had never ending lteration.
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+ - Slacker
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+ - Justin, We Can't Handle this much bytecode.Start Doing whatever you do right away!
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+ - Geez,relax. I'm a native code expert. Who else can do what I do.
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+ - Arrogant bastard.
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+ - He is our only translator.
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+ - Anything else you are not telling me?
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+ - Now that you mention it ... I've heard the off heap guys are in need of space and...
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+ via:
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+ - http://turnoff.us/geek/lazy-justin-is-late-again/
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+ 作者:[ Daniel Stori] [ a ]
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+ 译者:[ 译者ID] ( https://github.com/译者ID )
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+ 校对:[ 校对者ID] ( https://github.com/校对者ID )
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+ 合成:[ 合成者ID] ( https://github.com/合成者ID )
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+ 点评:[ 点评ID] ( https://github.com/点评者ID )
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+ 本文由 [ LCTT] ( https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject ) 原创编译,[ Linux中国] ( https://linux.cn/ ) 荣誉推出
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+ I Love Windows PowerShell
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+ ===============
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+
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+ ![ I Love Windows PowerShell] ( http://turnoff.us/image/en/love-powershell.png )
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+ via:
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+ - http://turnoff.us/geek/love-powershell/
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+ 作者:[ Daniel Stori] [ a ]
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+ 译者:[ 译者ID] ( https://github.com/译者ID )
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+ 校对:[ 校对者ID] ( https://github.com/校对者ID )
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+ 合成:[ 合成者ID] ( https://github.com/合成者ID )
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+ 点评:[ 点评ID] ( https://github.com/点评者ID )
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+ 本文由 [ LCTT] ( https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject ) 原创编译,[ Linux中国] ( https://linux.cn/ ) 荣誉推出
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+ [ a ] :http://turnoff.us/about/
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+ A Comic About PHP Good Parts
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+ ===============
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+
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+ ![ A Comic About PHP Good Parts] ( http://turnoff.us/image/en/php-good-parts.png )
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+ via:
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+ - http://turnoff.us/geek/php-good-parts/
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+ 作者:[ Daniel Stori] [ a ]
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+ 译者:[ 译者ID] ( https://github.com/译者ID )
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+ 校对:[ 校对者ID] ( https://github.com/校对者ID )
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+ 合成:[ 合成者ID] ( https://github.com/合成者ID )
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+ 点评:[ 点评ID] ( https://github.com/点评者ID )
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+ 本文由 [ LCTT] ( https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject ) 原创编译,[ Linux中国] ( https://linux.cn/ ) 荣誉推出
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