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The Agile Restaurant
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===============
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![The Agile Restaurant](http://turnoff.us/image/en/agile-restaurant.png)
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- Your rice,Sir.
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- Thank you!
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- Your beef,Sir.
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- Your beans,Sir.
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- We've improved the beef,Sir.
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- gulp
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- More water,Sir.
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- I'm done!Agile is not working for restaurants.
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- Continuous Delivery Restaurant
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- WaterFall Snack Bar
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via:
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/agile-restaurant/
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作者:[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者:[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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Java 20 - Predictions
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![Java 20 - Predictions](http://turnoff.us/image/en/java20.png)
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- whocares keyword was introduced to replace all imports.The compiler decides what to do.
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- comments were replaced by hashtags
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- Access modifiers were removed. Everything is now PUBLIC as imposed by NSA. NO further comments allowed.
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- This is just syntax sugar..
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- Public static void main was replaced by an emoji.
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- HelloWorld keyword was Introduced as a shortcut to system.out.println("Hello world")
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- Latin Characters were removed after Donald trump reelction.
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- I miss the private objects...
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/java20-predictions/
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作者:[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者:[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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When Just-In-Time Is Justin Time
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![When Just-In-Time Is Justin Time](http://turnoff.us/image/en/lazy-justin-is-late-again.png)
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- We are gathered here to discuss a very urgent matter.What can you tell me about all these performance complaints?
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- Well, My team of threads seems to be doing fine. Lots of Them are actually sleeping!
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- The GC Threads are also idle,the heap is practically empty,however...
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- Justing is late again..
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- JUSTIN TIME IS NOT ON TIME?!?
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- Hey Guys, I'm sorry I'm late.I hooked up with a list lastnight and we had never ending lteration.
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- Slacker
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- Justin, We Can't Handle this much bytecode.Start Doing whatever you do right away!
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- Geez,relax. I'm a native code expert. Who else can do what I do.
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- Arrogant bastard.
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- He is our only translator.
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- Anything else you are not telling me?
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- Now that you mention it ... I've heard the off heap guys are in need of space and...
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/lazy-justin-is-late-again/
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作者:[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者:[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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I Love Windows PowerShell
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![I Love Windows PowerShell](http://turnoff.us/image/en/love-powershell.png)
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/love-powershell/
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A Comic About PHP Good Parts
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![A Comic About PHP Good Parts](http://turnoff.us/image/en/php-good-parts.png)
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/php-good-parts/
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作者:[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者:[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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