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Author: bestony

turnoff.us/cloud-sometimes-hard-journey/[s]cloud-sometimes-hard-journey.md

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+The (Sometimes Hard) Cloud Journey
+===============
+
+![The (Sometimes Hard) Cloud Journey](http://turnoff.us/image/en/cloud-hard-journey.png)
+
+- ... So as a Cloud consultant, I can tell you that we can migrate all of your systems to our cloud!
+- I don't know Jackson, We have some very peculiar systems.
+- I understand , but our cloud provide a wide range of machines and services. we have everything!
+- Let me tell you about our inventory System. It runs in a unique server and we don't know why. It only works if...
+- ... the machine has a stapler on it and is supported by a giant mild soap bar
+- But...This...Does...Not...
+- Besides that, The inventory module only works after clicking the stapler.
+- But relax, It doesn't need a staples pin!
+- Well... Let me check if we have a stapler-as-a-service in our backlog roadmap or something simllar...
+- Oh wait, First let me tell you about our finance system.
+- To be continued.
+
+via:
+- http://turnoff.us/geek/cloud-sometimes-hard-journey/
+
+作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
+译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
+校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
+合成：[合成者ID](https://github.com/合成者ID)
+点评：[点评ID](https://github.com/点评者ID)
+
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+[a]:http://turnoff.us/about/

turnoff.us/life-in-a-web-server/[s]life-in-a-web-server.md

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+Life in a Web Server
+===============
+
+![Life in a Web Server](http://turnoff.us/image/en/life-in-a-web-server.png)
+
+- Hi  Coy , My luck you are not down!
+- Can you process this request for me ?
+- We are never down Mr...Dan. But tell me , What's your timeout ,because...
+- ...Currently all my http threads are really busy!
+- Hey Coy, that guy does not seem busy.
+- Be cool with the guy Dan. He is Blocked by a DB operation, he can't do nothing.
+- Guys! Stop fighting for the lock, please. Sorry Dan, Sometimes it happens.
+- Dan, You are lucky now . #15 is dealing with a stack overflow , I will send him your request befor he returns to the pool.
+- I need more stack size, Coy!
+- It's not your fault, It's bad code. Process this for Dan, Please.
+- Dan , here is your page and your free cookie. Next time bring us the cookie ID we will work faster.
+- Thanx coy
+- I love this company.
+
+
+via:
+- http://turnoff.us/geek/life-in-a-web-server/
+
+作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
+译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
+校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
+合成：[合成者ID](https://github.com/合成者ID)
+点评：[点评ID](https://github.com/点评者ID)
+
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+[a]:http://turnoff.us/about/

turnoff.us/thread-sleep-room/[s]thread-sleep-room.md

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+Thread.Sleep Room
+===============
+
+![Thread.Sleep Room](http://turnoff.us/image/en/thread-sleep-room.png)
+
+- Meanwhile in thread.sleep room...
+- #15 Timeout expired 
+- Thread sleep.
+
+via:
+- http://turnoff.us/geek/thread-sleep-room/
+
+作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
+译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
+校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
+合成：[合成者ID](https://github.com/合成者ID)
+点评：[点评ID](https://github.com/点评者ID)
+
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+[a]:http://turnoff.us/about/

turnoff.us/webserver-upgrade-training/[s]webserver-upgrade-training.md

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+Web Server Upgrade Training
+===============
+
+![Web Server Upgrade Training](http://turnoff.us/image/en/upgrade-training.png)
+
+- ...So,basically what we are trying to explain here. Is that with this new specification, You guys tend to do less blocking I/O than you currently do.
+- These blocking things will be done by other folks, letting you guys focus in the http requests.
+- Let me make it clear, We will Block less and work more!
+- I pefer to say that we all will work more efficiently.
+- I like blocks!
+- You know that we use our blocked  time to relax,Frank.
+- It's my coffee time!
+- Calm down guys, It's not the end of the blocks, Besides, there is a surprise for you from the Foundation...
+- We are putting a MS Pac-man arcade machine in the Thread.Sleep Room!
+
+
+via:
+- http://turnoff.us/geek/webserver-upgrade-training/
+
+作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
+译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
+校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
+合成：[合成者ID](https://github.com/合成者ID)
+点评：[点评ID](https://github.com/点评者ID)
+
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+
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