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‎turnoff.us/a-java-nightmare/[s]a-java-nightmare.md

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A Java Nightmare
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===============
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![A Java Nightmare](http://turnoff.us/image/en/a-java-nightmare.png)
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- Last Weekend I decided to take my son to Disney World, But there was something different there...
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- Dad, The park's changed!
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- I think it's much cooler now, Don't You?
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- Look son, They are all java parks!This will be real fun!
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- Dad,even the billboards are written in geek.
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- So we entered the dark and the joy started...
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- ...and we had fun at all those geek attractions...
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- Cool, Let's check the Servlets on tomcat Island!
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- Sweet! I want to see the mysterious valve!!
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- Exception thrown! Evacuate the park!Exception thrown! Evacuate the park!
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- Dad, what are exceptions?
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- Nevermind, Just run! I'll expl...
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- Run Son, Run!!
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- Dad!
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- Got you!
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- Arrgh! Another Java Nightmare!
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via:
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/a-java-nightmare/
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作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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本文由 [LCTT](https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject) 原创编译，[Linux中国](https://linux.cn/) 荣誉推出
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[a]:http://turnoff.us/about/

‎turnoff.us/duke-tux/[s]duke-tux.md

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Doing a Great Job Together
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![Doing a Great Job Together](http://turnoff.us/image/en/duke-tux.png)
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via:
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/duke-tux/
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作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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本文由 [LCTT](https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject) 原创编译，[Linux中国](https://linux.cn/) 荣誉推出
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Geek Rivalries
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![Geek Rivalries](http://turnoff.us/image/en/geek-rivalries.png)
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- Dude, JavaEE is so Superior to Spring!
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- Spring is more lightweight!
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- JavaEE is Backedn by specifications ...
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- And doesn't lock you in.
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- Spring is modular and always ahead of tue curve.
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- JavaEE has profiles.And..Know what? We are all Java dude!!
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- True! Java is the best!
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- We have a point here,Java rules!
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- That's my ride.
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- Mine too.
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- I'm spring,but cdlz is really cool!
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- And the Spring-XD dude? what a piece of code!
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- I am using it in a JavaEE project.
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/geek-rivalries/
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作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
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‎turnoff.us/java-family-crisis/[s]java-family-crisis.md

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Java Family Crisis
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![Java Family Crisis](http://turnoff.us/image/en/family-crisis.png)
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- Son, Be Honest with your dad, is this book yours?Are you using C#?
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- Dad, I only read the book, I swear i did not compile anything...
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- Dad, I saw him coding in ruby at school.
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/java-family-crisis/
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作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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本文由 [LCTT](https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject) 原创编译，[Linux中国](https://linux.cn/) 荣誉推出
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[a]:http://turnoff.us/about/

‎turnoff.us/linux-master-hero/[s]linux-master-hero.md

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Linux Master Hero
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![Linux Master Hero](http://turnoff.us/image/en/linux-master-hero.png)
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- Oh God!,She's critically injured!
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- Don't Worry, I'm a Linux Master!
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- sudo healing-touch \ --ignore-all-nature-laws
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- It worked! I'm healed!
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- Hip,Hip,Hurrah!Hip,Hip,Hurrah!Long Live to the Linux Master!
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- What's Wrong,Carl?
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- Stupid segfault in SMTP!
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- Downgrade it! It Worked for me!
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- Thanx Nix!
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- Oh Carl, You are my super user!!
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- You know my Kernel is all yours...
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- http://turnoff.us/geek/linux-master-hero/
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作者：[Daniel Stori][a]
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译者：[译者ID](https://github.com/译者ID)
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校对：[校对者ID](https://github.com/校对者ID)
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本文由 [LCTT](https://github.com/LCTT/TranslateProject) 原创编译，[Linux中国](https://linux.cn/) 荣誉推出
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