[s]A Java Nightmare

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+A Java Nightmare
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+![A Java Nightmare](http://turnoff.us/image/en/a-java-nightmare.png)
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+- Last Weekend I decided to take my son to Disney World, But there was something different there...
+- Dad, The park's changed!
+- I think it's much cooler now, Don't You?
+- Look son, They are all java parks!This will be real fun!
+- Dad,even the billboards are written in geek.
+- So we entered the dark and the joy started...
+- ...and we had fun at all those geek attractions...
+- Cool, Let's check the Servlets on tomcat Island!
+- Sweet! I want to see the mysterious valve!!
+- Exception thrown! Evacuate the park!Exception thrown! Evacuate the park!
+- Dad, what are exceptions?
+- Nevermind, Just run! I'll expl...
+- Run Son, Run!!
+- Dad!
+- Got you!
+- Arrgh! Another Java Nightmare!
+
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