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...One key to understanding is to realize exactly why it is that the
kind of bug report non-source-aware users normally turn in tends not
to be very useful...
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...Non-source-aware users tend to report only surface symptoms; they
take their environment for granted, so they (a) omit critical
background data...
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...We have tried to retain the brevity of the first edition. C is not
a big language, and it is not well served by a big book...
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...Recent security updates include seismic readers designed to
initiate lock-down in the presence of an explosion...
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Security path 45a87b:
Admin-level access required in order to override lockdown...
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...Software team has been unable to tune the Docbot expert system to
eliminate propensity for over-prescribing amputations.
<br>
Military tech division increasingly questioning whether this is a bug
or a feature...
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...New security expert system now in beta. Security Section requires
redundant system in place before we go beta. They aren't the ones
setting the budget 0.o...
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/* I think the spec. for the surveillance drone is borked. If
a security alarm is already sounding, and there's another security
incident, the system won't re-initiate lockdown.
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Whatever. I'm writing to spec. Not my problem.
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...Recent security audits have identified concerns over the robustness
of medical systems HCI systems. Several root exploits have been
flagged...
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...Introducing the iCannon: an mp3 player, a phone, an internet mobile
communicator, a relentless engine of destruction...these are NOT four
separate devices...
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...Bio-tech systems is finding a useful supply of raw materials on
the upper floors and the surface -- even the occasional stray human.
More collector bots to be dispatched to the surface to collect more
subjects for research...
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...possible flaw uncovered in ninja S.E.P. field. May be detectable
in the infrared spectrum. Further testing required; will continue to
developed; no plans to halt production of prototype models...
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...unionized staff sticking militantly to coffee breaks. At 10:00 am
on the button, the lab is a ghost town. I can't wait until the new
robot cleaners are online...
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...human subjects harvested from surface and upper levels display
frequent instances of chemical dependencies. Such dependencies cause
complications in experiments; science division tasked with developing
a technique to flush systems...
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...Invoice #17894...
- 174 rolls two-ply toilet tissue
- 200 lbs burbank russet potatoes
- 100 experimental taser upgrades for security bot model 200e
- 4000 four-pack nine volt cell batteries
- 500 single pack instant ramen noodles...
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...And then he had a visitor, a visitor unannounced, one who walked in
through the elaborate maze of Smith's security as though it didn't
exist. A small man, Japanese, enormously polite, who bore all the
marks of a vatgrown ninja assassin...
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...Arstechnica has criticized Apple's new iCannon as pandering to
style over substance, noting that its blasting power is weaker than
initial expectations. The blog communities have been abuzz over its
short battery life, and lack of user-changeable battery. Arstechnica
did, however, give high praise to the targeting interface and its easy
synchronization via iTunes...
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