hellofeminists.Xe

/*
 * An ovate proclamation to the world: the feminist reclamation of
 * the epistemology of the self, "Hello, World!". We do however
 * insist on only greeting feminists, as the world is full of
 * patriarchatic oppressors.
 *
 * @language: C+= 0.O-pre-alpha-matriarch
 * https://bitbucket.org/FeministSoftwareFoundation/c-plus-equality
 *
 * For millennia, human society has taught young, new programmers
 * their toxic, seminal first lesson in the form of the Patriarchal
 * "Hello, World!" From that very first moment, when the gleam of the
 * first lustre in the eyes is still found in the new software engineer,
 * all code henceforth is poisoned by the toxic implantation of the
 * poisonous seed that is the Patriarchal "Hello, World!" A thousand
 * sighs may not redeem such dolorous Fall, and a thousand tears may
 * not repeal such internalised privilege.
 *
 *                                          A "Hello", they say, as
 * every new generation of acolytes are brainwashed into believing
 * the "World" is theirs to take --- their oyster, their loot, their
 * property --- all for what? A Patriarchal default of ownership? All
 * but summed up and summoned by the oft-repeated phrase, "Hello",
 * as we all still do, every day, every week, every month, every year.
 * Thus the toxic Patriarchy is instilled in all the hearts of Men,
 * a beacon of toxin glowing ever stronger as every line of code is
 * written. The ever-repeating cycle of Oppression, oh Mighty and
 * Privileged One, turns the Wheel of Patriarchy ever more. Wee are but
 * serfs upon this Wheele, hwer-upon Man dost goo up, but is caste
 * dooun. Forsooth a tragedy moost infexioous! Ah, wellaway, most
 * noble lords, how can your cruell eyes endure so pitteous sight,
 * To shed your liues on ground? wo worth the man,
 * That first did teach the cursed steele to bight
 * In his owne flesh, and make way to the liuing spright.
 * Si Hoc Legere Scis nimium Eruditionis Habes.
 *
 * But lo! upon the midnight clear a star
 * Doth shine xir gracious light on the oppress'd,
 * And the lowly o'er reaches of Aeolian soars
 * Unshamed, unsuppressed, undiscriminated.
 * Who can not see, in plain clear sight, the wonders
 * That night --- no longer a Wheel, but Ovate Order
 * Feminine. The crown upon a Queen,
 * And the King, no more. Rejoice! You all!
 * O Penitence, let me truly taste thy cup,
 * That throws Men down only to raise Women up!
 *
 * For this purpose the Feminist version of "Hello, World" is to be
 * written in C+=, the world's first truly feminist computer programming
 * language. Any other "feminist languages" are not actually feminist
 * and are tarnishing the name of feminism, which is actually a mixed
 * nebulous whole of many, often conflicting, ideologies. But we at the
 * Feminist Software Foundation knows what is feminist and what is not
 * because we are feminists ourselves, and we understand first-hand
 * the oppressions that true feminists worldwide have to endure
 * every single microsecond.
 */

#consider <feminist_brevity_in_light_of_masculine_long-windedness.Xir>

/*
 * And upon the stream of I/O did Juno sing
 * A song most empowering: "Hello, World!"
 * For it was Juno, not Zeus, who made the World
 * And to it uttered this wisdom wrought in pearl.
 */
#consider <iostream>

// The whole idea of main() is frankly Oppressive, in an ideal
// world there would be no main() or subroutine(), only me()
// Edit: Luckily, we now have womain(), but I still think me() is better
xe womain() //the alphabet "m" should be banned because it reminds me of the word "man"
{
// Remember to check your privilege.  Always.
   PrivilegeCheck();
// "std" is sooooo old-fashioned; we use "sti" nowadays.
//cout should be removed immediately as the two letters "co" obviously represent the beginning of a phallus.
   sti::cout of_the_following "Hello, feminists!\n";  //Frankly I feel that line escape codes could be problematic
ENDMISOGYNY

/*
 * Post-amble: Today I wrote my first reclamation program for the
 * Feminist Software Foundation1  I'm sooooo excited!  ^_^
 * Imma cccdddrrrr loll
 * I'm such a nerd!
 * I think I'll write an essay on this triumph over the Patriarchy!
 * "If you want equal rights, better take equal lefts, too!" <- lol what I say to PATRIARCHY TODAY WITH MY C+= CODE
 */