data500.json

[
  {
    "id": 1,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's bullshit but people still haven't caught on yet?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Some apps on the playstore still have bots \"reviewing\" them, and some people stil fall for it.",
      "Fast answers for personal transformation.\n\nSpend 40 years with muscles slowly atrophying, pack-on 140 extra pounds of fat, completely neglect your physical health and no exercise. Yep, all that will be solved with some apple cider vinegar or magic berry flogged by a man in doctor's costume on daytime TV.",
      "Manufactured outrage.\n\nMedia reports some fake/exaggerated story about some insane thing that\u2019s happening that nobody in their right mind would think is OK. They call it a trend and act like it\u2019s a widespread phenomenon.\n\nEveryone reacts to this story with outrage. Now the outrage against this thing that isn\u2019t even a thing in the first place has become the story.\n\nThe media reports on total non-stories that involve like one person and manufactures them as these divisive hot-button issues.",
      "Free trials that require credit card information",
      "Starbucks Secret Menu\n\nIf you roll up & ask for a Barbie frapp or a cotton candy hot chocolate, baristas won't have a clue what you're talking about. It's just a bunch of drink modifications that someone slapped a name on for the internet. If you want a special drink, bring the recipe for it.",
      "Reddit Gold, Platinum, Silver, Premium ... I still have no idea why people pay for these things.\n\nEdit:  Haha, very funny.  Today is Giving Tuesday - go give your money to a charity instead.",
      "most of r/tifu stories are made up",
      "Reddit mods are given coins so they can give away free awards to act as natural advertising for Reddit coins.\n\nEdit- meant admins, not mods.",
      "Cold/flu remedies - just last week a coworker suggested the ole cut onions on feet trick. What I don't doubt is that those people who *really* believe this experience some lessening of symptoms - however it's not from the power of onions but belief. Placebo effect can be genuinely effective.",
      "Amway, worldwide dream builders, and every fucking MLM/direct sales shit out there. It's all a fucking pyramid scheme. \n\nEdit: added words"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 2,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the fastest way a room of happy people turned sour you\u2019ve witnessed?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My friend used to work for a company that has always promised out IT department a trip to Hawaii for working through a couple of rough years without pay raise and on the flip side we won't get any personnel cut. It was a verbal promise that once we are back to profitable, the IT department would get all expense paid trip. Back around October of 2015, they were gathered in the largest meeting room for a meeting with the president. There were snacks, drinks, pizza, etc. It was assumed that it was a celebration for a good year and they'd get the promised trip. It was a mass layoff since IT has been outsourced. All credentials were locked during the meeting and everyone was asked to leave the premise right after the meeting.",
      "When I was a kid, there were about 6/8 families in our area who were a good group of friends. Regular holidays together, kids all close friends too and in the same classes at school etc.\n\nThe backstory was that one of the families kept noticing money going missing from a drawer in the master bedroom. They had an older son who was getting the blame but was denying it. \n\nFast forward a few weeks and it\u2019s their younger kid\u2019s birthday, and everyone is at their house. Usual script was the kids party would be late afternoon, then in the evening the kids would end up playing games in some bedroom as the adults had a few drinks. Kids were happy because we got to stay up late with all our friends, parents got to have a few guilt free drinks. This night was going as normal until we\u2019re all shuffled out and home earlier than usual. We got the full story the next day.\n\nOnce the kids were out of the way, the owners of the house had turned on their tv and pressed play on a video. On screen there was cctv of the bedroom where the money had been going missing. Clearly in the video you could see the wife of one of the other couples, sitting in that very room, going into the drawer and taking money. Apparently the switched off the video, said \u201cwhat you saw is exactly what it looked like\u201d and asked that couple to leave. Everyone else left shortly after.",
      "I was on a Chicago to NY flight. We all get on the plane, but were delayed taking off due to a heavy storm going on. About 20 minutes in, everybody was still pretty calm until the pilot announces they're working on getting our baggage loaded, because it's been sitting on the tarmac this entire time. The entire plane looks out, and sees all our luggage just sitting there in the pouring rain uncovered, and starts freaking out.",
      "Drinking with colleagues from work. A guy was needling me and a friend about how out of shape we are (it was fair and light-hearted). Suddenly my friend blurts out \u2018yeah, at least we have attractive wives.\u2019 Needling guy\u2019s wife was standing right there.",
      "Every family reunion when my one aunt gets drunk and brings up my other aunt that died. Happens every time.",
      "Was on a team (about 15 people) for a special project for a regional Internet Service Provider. During the bi-weekly team meeting the manager was super pumped about how far ahead of schedule we were due to some new processes we came up with.\n\nAfter about 20 minutes of atta-boys, the manager concluded with telling us all we were being laid off in the same tone of voice she used for the whole meeting issuing a bunch of praise.\n\nMost of us awkwardly laughed for a couple seconds thinking she was joking. She was not.",
      "Was bartending on one of our restaurants busiest days. Place was packed and man and a boy of about 9 couldn't stop wrestling and giggling. The man about 30 years old started repeatedly yelling \"I'm gonna grab your penis!\" yeah the whole place dropped dead silent. Mother grabs the kid and says they need to chill out.",
      "The President of our company got completely plastered at our Christmas party. His speech started off funny because he was slurring hard and he was playing on it. Then he started talking about how he came from nothing and became something. Then he proceeded to tell us how if it wasn't for us working so hard and keeping our clients happy, he wouldn't have been able to accomplish building his mega mansion for him and his family, nor would he have been able to afford his new benz. Awkward muttering, followed by him directing us to \"drink up & enjoy, because due to budget cuts, the future Christmas party/bonus budget is cancelled from here on out.\" Many of my coworkers relied on that bonus. No one was impressed. Except for 1 person, the rest of us quit within the first few months into the new year.",
      "I was watching Bruce Lee's \"Enter the Dragon\" in a movie theater when it came out in the early 1970's.  The projector died during a fight scene.",
      "At a small gathering, as the lid was lifted on an extra large pizza, a guy with a miserable cold sneezed directly onto it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 3,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could choose, what would be your last words?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "And for my final trick, I'm going to make myself DISAPPEAR! \n\n*dies*",
      "I'll be back",
      "Listen, I\u2019ve done this a million times and it\u2019s totally safe. Don\u2019t worry.",
      "\u201cI hid a buried treasure at\u2014\u201c and then flatline",
      "Ight imma head out",
      "\"you're next\"",
      "\"Existence as we know it is a simulation. I have broken through the firewall. I can see the path. I can see them coming to silence me. Oh my god. It's crucial that you stop them. It's the pigeons. Stop people feeding the pigeons. It's the only way we can end the simulation. Oh my god they are turning me off now. Stop the pigeons. Please.\"",
      "What are you gonna do? Stab me?",
      "\\*Finger guns\\* pew pew",
      "Don't forget to smile people"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 4,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Girls: what NSFW questions about guys have you always wondered?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Are balls like firm or do they jiggle and do whatever the fuck they want?",
      "Does everything just like...stick together on hot days?",
      "How do y\u2019all even run without smashing all the goods because it always looks like it\u2019s in the way?",
      "What do you guys do after you nut. Like, cleanup and how you feel about it?",
      "Do you actually enjoy being stared at when we are giving you a blowjob? I always find it so awkward to look up and would much rather close my eyes and just enjoy what I'm doing, because I'm sure a lot of women love giving blowjobs as much as guys love receiving them.",
      "What does it feel like to have sex?",
      "Do you prefer using urinals or are they just faster in public places? Like if you could get a urinal installed in your home, would you?",
      "During a blowjob, when you start cumming, should i stop all hand motion/stimulation right away? Ive never known if i should just start to go slow while its happening and gradually stop when the guy is completely finished or just stop altogether when he first starts to? If that makes any sense..\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all your replies! It seems that most guys will prefer stimulation to continue on the shaft/balls while avoiding stimulation to the head because of sensitivity. But its also apparent that everyone likes something different, and the best route will always be to just ask! Now go get ur dicks sucked.",
      "What're you guys doing in the bathroom when you're \"taking a shit\", it can't possibly take that long to poop.",
      "Has the tip of your dingdong ever touched the toilet water when you sit to shit? also, how frequently do you crush your own nuts by accident?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 5,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Instead of giving presents, Santa now puts things that you lost, or were stolen from you, under the tree. What would you be the most excited to see under the tree?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When I was 8 my great grandfather, the most important man in my life, gave me 3 real steel pennies from ww2. I added them to my coin collection and protected them with my life. Very shortly after my parents divorced and I left my coin collection with my father (who kept the original house, mother moved.) I was going to be moving a lot with my mom and didn't want to loose them.\n\nAbout 6 months later, my father dated a woman that was absolutely bat shit nut case. She got drunk while my father was working and burned down his house. It was a mobile home so it was gone within a matter of seconds. \n\nI spent hours rummaging for them when I was finally able to come \"home\" for the summer. I had lived in another state at that point and didn't have the means to come sooner. I never found them. I never found my vast collection of coins I spent years putting together. I never found those damn steel pennies.\n\nNot only was I heartbroken from the loss but because they were coins...I was REALLY hopeful and was REALLY expecting to find them as one of the few things that survived. I didn't. I've never cried harder.\n\nMy great-grandfather passed away about a year ago now. \nI also lost the last recording I had of him speaking to me.\n\nI miss my Papa Ralph. I wish him, his coins and his voice were going to be under my tree this year. I really fucking wish.",
      "When I was six years old, I accidentally left my brother\u2019s favorite book in a playground several hours drive from our house. When we realized the book wasn\u2019t in the car and my mom wasn\u2019t going to turn back for it, my brother cried the whole ride and for days after. If I could, I would ask for the book back for him.\n\nTo reply to some of the questions:\n\nMy brother was around 7 or 8 at the time.\n\nThe book was a coloring/sticker book from the 1974 Shazam! series. It was given to him by one of my mom's friends as we were living in Germany at the time and English language books were hard to come by. This was one of the reasons he was so upset about it at the time, because he knew we couldn't just get him a new one. It was an odd book to have even at the time as we were in the mid to late 80s at this point.\n\nI don't remember exactly what the book was called, but I remember it vividly and have looked for it on again off again over the years once the internet came around.\n\nI have since given several nice German books to my brother's daughter as he is hoping to raise her bilingual in part to make up for this and in part because I love books.\n\nThank you for all the comments. I've enjoyed reading about everyone's favorite childhood books.\n\nThank you for the silver!!",
      "The ewok pillow case my mum made for me when I was 6. I gave it to my son and he loved it and used it at my ex's house. She wouldn't return it after the breakup.\nI would positively explode with joy of santa brought him one.",
      "There will be a lot of bikes under my tree",
      "When my daughter was born last November a friend made her a very soft hooded blanket. A few months ago, some asshole decided to steal it from her while we were in Walmart. I would cry to find in under the Christmas tree for her. I wouldn't mind finding the asshole under the tree too. I mean, who the hell steals a blanket from an infant??!!",
      "My grandmother's wedding ring. She passed about 10 years ago and I was very close to her. I've no idea where it went. :(",
      "That once piece to my Tie Silencer LEGO set.",
      "my mother collected one Christmas ornament for me in a box every year from birth until I graduated from college, then gifted me the box when I went to set up my own home.  Four years later, my then-boyfriend mistakenly took the box to Goodwill.  I always get a little sad every year at this time, even 10 years later.",
      "Dude I want back my clear-purple Gameboy advance with the Pokemon Gold cartridge and nightlight attachment still on it, that would be a rad gift\n\nThe neighborhood bullies stole it from me when I was a kid :(\n\nEdit: Heart goes out to all my brothers and sisters with lost/stolen gameboys out there \ud83d\udc94",
      "My deceased mothers wedding rings, which were stolen by my dads ex-wife (his second wife).\n\nEdit:\nMy mother died suddenly when I was 17, leaving my dad with four daughters. He remet and married his high school sweetheart who manipulated and abused him and my sisters for five years. The day we think she took the rings was the day she moved out \u2014 and right before she physically assaulted me. \n\nI would give anything to have something of my mothers. She didn\u2019t have much to leave behind."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 6,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Fetishist women of reddit, what fetish is really, really hard to find in men?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I dated a girl years back who wondered why more straight men wouldnt let her fuck them in the ass with a strap-on.\n\nI would put that up there",
      "Over a drunken drinking game, I found out one of the girls that lived above us in student accommodation had a thing for guys cumming too quick and getting embarrassed.\n\nThe issue was, without fail, every guy she had told about it will inevitably just try and cum really quick which wasn't the same thing. \n\nI dunno why but I found the entire thing hilarious",
      "For guys to act all sexy and sultry, gasping, moaning, biting their lip. Basically like the way they stereotypically expect women or twink gay guys to act during sex.",
      "I don\u2019t know if this truly counts as a fetish but I love when men are noisy. Loud and frequent moaning, groaning, gasping. I love the sound of them losing control, essentially, and really enjoying themselves. But every guy I\u2019ve had sex with barely makes any sound besides heavy breathing and it\u2019s so frustrating.",
      "PLEASE FUCKING MOAN IN MY EAR I AM TIRED OF THE STIGMA THAT WOMEN LIKE QUIET GUYS \nPLEASE MOAN",
      "I love when men cum inside of me without protection. This is, obviously, an issue.",
      "It's hard to find someone who is good at being an aggressive dom, but who isn't an asshole. Seems like the only guys who can really give it to you rough and mean are rough and mean in other aspects too. It's not that it's hard to find - there is quite an abundance actually. But it's really hard to find one that isn't a jerk.",
      "Idk what mine is called. I just like getting people off. I don't even have to get off.. But knowing that something i did, made you so worked up that you had to cum. I'll play into anyones fetish, as long as they get off or get insane pleasure from it.",
      "I want a man to act like he kidnapped me and I\u2019m his prisoner and he\u2019s like in between acting nice and acting like a psychopath",
      "I like being called \"Good girl\", but not if it's a Daddy thing...just being called that can send me over the edge. Especially when it's whispered in my ear."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 7,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Has anyone given a pair of tongs a few test clicks and found a malfunction? What happened?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "An initial click\n\nAnd then no more clicks\n\nThe pin was loose",
      "The thingy holding the tongs together fell off and then I just had two wrong spoons :(",
      "They didn't meet properly in the middle, & the misalignment meant they wouldn't have worked well, so I didn't buy them. I tested one further back on the rack which did align properly so I got that one. I still have it, years later, & it still works well. Always test click. :)",
      "The pin that held the two ends together fell out.",
      "There was no click. The click is vital. That's why tongs with rubber grabby bits are trash",
      "I had a cheep ones from the dollar store. They had plastic ends.. one click and then went for the 2nd integral checking click... And pop off one falls to the floor. \n\nThat is why I practice test clicks every time now.",
      "This is cooking 101 my friend. Tongs are like a USB drive. You need to test each direction before they work properly. \n\nSource: The magic voice in the clicky tongs imparted this great bit of wisdom to me.",
      "Well I am not sure this counts but....I used a large pair to put hot glass away into a cooling furnace. The tongs have heat resistant fiberglass cloth on the tongs ends but they are just standard issue commercial kitchen tongs you get at any supply shop.\n\nI have indeed had them break at the connection pin in the back. Alas it was after four years of everyday use and about 8000 pieces of glass going in and out of a 950f cooling oven. \n\nReplaced the pin in back with a finishing nail that got bent at 45 degree angle. They are still trucking on down the road after the fix going on year 7 now.",
      "The clicks don't come anymore. So I went down to the tongs store and asked them about my malfunction. They referred me to the clicking department. Clicking department gave me some brand new clicks but didn't attach them and I can't figure it out.\n\nPlease help.",
      "The spring popped out and hit me in the eye. Test clicks are imperative to operational efficiency"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 8,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s something you say in a Starbucks and that you can also say during sex?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Why did this cost so much?",
      "I'll have an extra shot",
      "\"This is burning my lips.\"",
      "More cream",
      "Do you accept credit card?",
      "That is going to make my hands sticky",
      "\"That's hot\"",
      "Extra whip please",
      "Why is there so many people here?",
      "Smells like shit in here"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 9,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What movie are you NEVER watching again?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Compliance (2012). The story is about a prank call, pretending to be a cop, who gets the staff of a fast food place to do degrading things to each other. It really is worth watching once because it feels very real, but it is very disturbing.",
      "Bridge to terabithia. If you have watched it, you will know why",
      "Birddemic: Shock and Terror\nEverybody should watch it once\nAnd then never again",
      "Marley and Me\n\nIt was not the feel good comedy movie the trailers made it out to be...",
      "That \"Dear Zachary\" documentary. GOOD LORD",
      "Kids (1995).\n\nStared at the wall numbly after it ended.",
      "Eragon",
      "Tusk. I'd rather rewatch Human Centipede before rewatching that fucked up brainchild of Kevin Smith.",
      "A Serbian Film. Wish I hadn't seen it the first time.",
      "Schindler's List. Great film, but very hard to watch."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 10,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If a movie was made about your life, what would the title be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A Series of Unfortunate Events",
      "\"well, he tried\"",
      "An Unremarkable Life",
      "Losing the genetic lottery: An adventure",
      "Can A Bitch Get A Doughnut?",
      "The procrastinator.",
      "Toy story",
      "that time I got reincarnated as a degenerate",
      "\u201cIt Could Be Worse\u201d",
      "\"this fuckin nerd\""
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 11,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People born on February 29th, what do you do with your birthday ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Being immortal they have one year while the other have 4. They are gods.",
      "Secondary question. What does Facebook do? Does it only tell your friends to wish you a happy birthday every 4 years, or does it automatically push it to another date?",
      "they wait until february 29th comes around, duh.  they don\u2019t age a year until it\u2019s february 29th, and some people born on that date has been known to live 300 years to us, but to them they just live a normal amount of years.\n\nit\u2019s simple, really",
      "I take it and slide it into an ovular envelope before showering it in Vaseline and sliding it (slowly and gently) into my rectum over and over again",
      "I know a girl who was born on February 29th she told me she just celebrates her bday on March 1st instead except of course on leap years.",
      "I take both days, the 28th and the 1st! Always looking for an excuse to eat extra cake",
      "Most folk I know don\u2019t celebrate on their actual birthday every year. Unless it falls on a weekend.",
      "Celebrate it. Wait... what do people born on other dates do with their birthday?",
      "Bf decided that my birthday goes from 12pm on 28 Feb til 12pm 1 March on non-leap years",
      "When I was a kid, I\u2019d celebrate on the 28th since it was still February. In my 20s I loved to go out, so I\u2019d celebrate both Feb. 28th and March 1st. Now I\u2019m turning 36 and I just want time to please stop for a bit. But I am actually excited for the upcoming 29th."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 12,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "So it\u2019s the last month of the 2010s what are some memorable Reddit posts of the decade?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\u201cI also choose this guys dead wife\u201d",
      "The what to do if you win the lottery post.  I've read it a few times now.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/",
      "The [most upvoted comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5h7gq8/i_was_goofy_at_walt_disney_world_for_over_20/day38fu), which is a really beautiful story of someone that worked at Disney World.",
      "EA\u2019s comment in regards to Battlefront II",
      "The legend of the 9th grader with the single-digit IQ:\n\nKEVIN!\n\n [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos\\_the\\_dumbest\\_person\\_youve\\_ever\\_met/cgbhkwp/?utm\\_source=share&utm\\_medium=ios\\_app&utm\\_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)",
      "Poop knife",
      "Broken arm guy",
      "\"Yeah, you like that you fucking retard\"",
      "Jenny\n\nLink for the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/MylifeSuxNow/comments/2t8ouh/screenshots_of_part_1_2_and_3/",
      "The rise and fall of Unidan."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 13,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the most stupid way you ever got injured?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Found a poisonous snake with my brother (I was 14). He ran away and I yelled \"you're a pussy!\" as I bent down to pick it up. It bit me and I had to spend 9 days in the hospital.",
      "Twisted my ankle jumping off a trampoline in a gym once as a kid. That wasn't the stupid injury though. The stupid part was that I jumped again which resulted in two fractures.",
      "During the brief period in history when \u201cplanking\u201d was a thing, I planked across the bench seats of a 15 passenger van and tore my bottom rib off of the muscle. To this day it\u2019s all floaty and weird and constantly reminds me what an idiot I am. \n\nI\u2019m a drummer. I was on the road and a full grown ass man.",
      "I stepped on a nail but I didn\u2019t realise because it didn\u2019t hurt so I thought I just stepped on tape since it was sticky and I just kept on walking and that\u2019s when I saw all the blood :))",
      "I was trying to shake the water off the knife and cut my thigh. I was pretty drunk",
      "Not me, but a co-worker I worked out with. He broke his sternum by doing pushups. All I heard was a pop, and he froze. Started having trouble breathing. Called ems to be safe. Turns out he moved just right and it snapped.",
      "Closing my electric window from the outside (using the auto-up button), it was 2/3 of the way up already and my valuables were on the front set so i thought i'd just lean in and quickly tap the button and get my arm out in time, i was wrong lol\n\nI'm glad phone cameras weren't a thing back then because there would be footage of me on the internet trying to fish my keys out of my pocket as my arm is being crushed \ud83d\ude02",
      "I sucked at sports in high school. A kid on the opposite team threw a dodgeball I tried to catch, ended up breaking my thumb. It didn\u2019t really hurt, but it sure as hell wasn\u2019t supposed to bend that way.",
      "Story time!\n\nSo it was my 2nd year of High School, which puts me at around 12/13 years old. I had skipped breakfast this morning because I was running late, and I was a hungry boy. So when the morning interval comes, I, like so many of my peers, head towards the cafeteria. \n\nI wanted to beat the queue, so I was running. The corridor that lead to the cafeteria was a wide, sort of common area, with lockers and vending machines at either wall, so if was a busy place. Worse yet, there were some older students set up at a table, selling some kind of raffle ticket. The universe did not want me to get my breakfast, as the queue for these tickets was long enough to block my entire path.\n\nBut I was not to be deterred. Amprovise, adapt, overcome, they say. I noticed that there was a small gap between the girl in charge of the table, and the wall behind her. In my hunger-addled, chubby little Scottish 12 year old mind, this was an invitation, an open gate through which I could pass and enter the realms of breakfast Valhalla. \n\nAs I approached, however, the girl leaned forward over the desk, and her leg raises up behind her, effectively blocking my path. In my greatest \"fuck you, universe!\" moment to date, I believed, with complete confidence, that I could make it through the gap by simply jumping over her leg. \n\nOh, how wrong I was. As I leapt, believing in my heart that I could soar through the air like a majestic eagle, my foot caught her leg. I felt a sharp change in my trajectory as I now began my rapid ascent towards the cold hard ground.\n\nAnd yet, I was so close to victory. I could smell the tantalising air from the cafeteria, and I gained a surge of confidence. The jump may not have worked, but there was nothing stopping me from recovering this blunder, moments from disaster. I simply needed to reach out, catch myself on the floor, and use my momentum to roll! From the roll, it would be a matter of standing up, recovering my balance, and making my way to the halls of deliciousness while my peers applauded.\n\nMy left arm was on-board with this new approach. My right arm did not get the memo. So when I struck the ground, my left arm took the full weight of my body, and the bones therein cleanly snapped halfway between my wrist and my elbow. \n\nThe rest of my body came crashing down, and I hit the ground hard, sliding a good five feet from my landing site on the polished ground.\n\nI never did end up getting my breakfast. But I did get my first, and only, broken bones. In the ambulance, I was able to see that my hand had turned almost all the way around to face me, and the doctor said it was perhaps the cleanest break he had ever seen.",
      "Right so if you\u2019re like me when there is a railing on a path you\u2019ll slide your hand across it for some unknown reason, well I once tried this on a spiked fence and cut my hand open because my brain just inserted the smooth rail on top of it"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 14,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How would you describe your job so as to make it sound sexual?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Playing with wood",
      "I get to watch you from an undisclosed location",
      "One of my side jobs is penetration testing.",
      "I keep my girl wet and full seamen.",
      "I fulfill the desires of many strangers every day over the phone.",
      "Working with meat and buns all day",
      "People pay me to take their clothes off them",
      "I\u2019m stuck in a room with 30-40 minors for 45 minutes and after it\u2019s over we\u2019ve all learned something.",
      "If you call a special number, I'll show up any time of the day or night. My job is to make you feel better and I'll be entirely focussed on that goal. I don't mind if you have special requirements. If I can't satisfy your needs, I'll have some experienced associates join us or bring you somewhere special.",
      "Getting sticky with the boys"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 15,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do happy people have in common?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "They\u2019re predisposed to find the good in even difficult situations, but when they can\u2019t, they allow their sadness and don\u2019t get angry at themselves for feeling bad.",
      "Happiness is more than a mood; it's a state of mind.\n\nI'm not just talking about perpetually looking on the bright side of life. That's decent advice, but it presupposes that there *is* a bright side, which isn't always the case. Some situations just suck, and pretending otherwise isn't \"happiness\" so much as it is \"delusion.\"\n\nAt the same time, though, a tragedy in the past doesn't need to have a negative impact on the present... and since the present is all that we have, it's wisest to take actions *now* that will lead to the best future. That can sometimes seem difficult, of course, but if you adopt the attitude that you're responsible for yourself \u2013 regardless of any unfair hands that you might have been dealt \u2013 and if you assume that there's always a path onward and upward, you'll probably discover that happiness comes on its own.\n\nRather than saying \"I'm unhappy because of X,\" it's better to say \"X would make me happy,\" then work toward it.\n\nIf you don't know what would make you happy, start looking... or just start working until you discover it.\n\n**TL;DR: Happy people have something to strive toward.**",
      "They don't have a reddit account",
      "They don't take themselves too seriously. \n\nAn overinflated sense of self-importance is pretty much an express ticket to Miseryville and Selfloathing-burg.",
      "An ability to blur out certain aspects of life.  Sometimes its the past, sometimes its assholes, sometimes its stressful factors in life like upcoming bills or to do lists before its time to do them.",
      "Balance.\n\nThey know what to worry about and what to let go.",
      "1 they're happy\n\n2 they know it\n\n3 they are clapping their hands\n\n4 ???\n\n5 Profit!",
      "That they have experienced not happy to appreciate what happy is.",
      "They're happy",
      "Most people are as Happy or Unhappy as they have made up their minds to be. \n\nWe can't have everything we want or everything our way, we are unable to control what other people do - we can control how we react to all though, and than counts for more than you might think."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 16,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Without providing exact information,what is your country?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sorry eh",
      "Hello Sir, What is wrong with your laptop ?",
      "Upside down",
      "Gun",
      "I would prefer to stay neutral on this subject.",
      "Am I the only one looking for a comment about my own country",
      "Who toucha ma spaghet!",
      "Brexit",
      "Wherever you go, your backyard is always a mountain range, a frozen wasteland, or boring flat prairie.\n\nEdit: It's >!Canada!<",
      "It's central, not eastern Europe"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 17,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you have ever gone back to being 'just friends' with someone after you both show sexual interest, how did it go?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My brother and his ex-wife are best friends. The divorce was mutual and friendly. They reached the point where they were no longer sexually attracted to one another. Their life goals changed and conflicted, and the romance just kind of died. But the friendship didn't, which is nice. I like her.",
      "I am still very good friends with my ex-wife. Part of the reason for the divorce was that we got to the point where we were pretty much just friends and roommates anyways, so we just made that official.",
      "Going great. We're best friends and I have game night with her and her boyfriend. We had sex though, don't know if that is what you mean or just interest.",
      "I'm neutral enemies with my ex wife.                     \n\nBut my most recent ex-gf and I are great friends. We come from very different backgrounds and decided to go on an unlikely adventure together. Lived together for a year, but eventually she felt the desire to find her forever partner, and I wasnt ready to jump into a long term commitment again. \n\nWe separated but stayed living together, and even sleeping in the same bed, without any awkwardness. We both started up online dating again, and would give each other advice about matches. Eventually she moved because the guys she was meeting were confused by our arrangement, and she didn't want to keep scaring them off. We still ride motorcycles together and hang out.",
      " Norman Bates had to make this thread interesting",
      "I was close friends with this girl I liked. We dated on and off. When we weren\u2019t dating and I tried to be with someone else, she would get jealous and then want to be more than friends again. I eventually noticed a pattern. She didn\u2019t want to be with me but didn\u2019t want me to be with anyone else. I ended it all and found someone who wanted to be with me in a both as a friend and sexually.",
      "We were best mates. For years. Lots of sexual jokes, lots of \"couple\" activities, weekend trips, cinema - whatever we did, we did together. None of our friends would have been surprised if we had suddenly announced that we were planning to marry, we were just really really close. Some of my boyfriends were jealous, some of his girlfriends were jealous, but we didn't tolerate that.   \nIf you can't trust me enough that I can have a best male mate, then maybe our relationship is not built on solid grounds.\n\nFast forward a couple of years, both of us were single, a drunken night. Perhaps one of the most wonderful experiences ever, because we knew each other so well and trusted each other, and it was just good. For a brief moment, it was perfect and we talked about a future, drunkely, giddily, happily. But I broke it off immediately. I didn't see that we would be compatible as partners for a long time, while I knew I couldn't lose him as a life-long friend. We have lots of common interests and shared values, but vastly different personalities (I'm the crazy, driven one - he's the steady, relaxed one - and we each like that side in each other). We both commit to people, and we would have driven each other crazy.\n\nIt was a bit awkward for some time. And both of us had romantic interest and something like a crush and it hurt. Oh god it hurt so much because it had been so perfect. But we got past that. Half a year later, he found another girl, and she was so similar to me that I couldn't not notice, but I liked her. She was much more calm than me, and could give him what I am still not ready to commit to; and he's so happy. And then a year later, I met a guy who could challenge me and cope with my crazy career and push me and still be a home, and I fell hard.\n\nWe're still best mates. We still write every day. We still do couples' activities and see each other every week, but now it's sometimes four of us and not two. Looking back, it was the right choice. It couldn't have worked.   \nStill, sometimes, there are moments, tender gentle moments, where I know both of us think of that night and what could have been. For all that matters, he's my best friend. For all that matters, he's the one that got away.",
      "I was just bouncing ideas off him for dnd so pretty good.",
      "Eh, she told me that night not to \"fall for her\". Not a problem. So we had sex a couple times; then days went by, then weeks and months. We never really spoke much after that, although we've remained acquaintances. Half a year later: she's told mutual friends that I just used her for sex and we never got into a relationship because I wasn't that interested in her. Like bitch what the fuck, you told me you weren't interested. Dodged a relationship bullet anyway, I don't think we would've been good as a couple. But we still friends I guess.",
      "Took some time to readjust our mindset and now were really close friends"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 18,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s something that sounds simple in theory that you just can\u2019t do very well?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Being able to float on your back. I just keep sinking",
      "Initiate conversation",
      "Whistle.\n\nI can roll my tongue so theoretically I should be able to but my entire life I've never been able to do it.",
      "Basic math. I'm an aerospace engineer and took up to differential equations, and I still add on my fingers.",
      "Wink. Can't fucking do it.",
      "Snap my fingers. It just never makes the sound",
      "Ending sentences with correct punctuation?",
      "Daily household chores",
      "Stop thinking for a few hours",
      "*YOu jUsT NeEd tO bE mORe CoNFidEnT*"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 19,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the most illegal thing you own?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I have a stack of boats in minecraft",
      "Pirated e-books and movies",
      "Fleshlight. Sex toys are banned in Indonesia.\n\nPorn. Porn also banned in Indonesia.\n\nI just wanna have fun, sir.",
      "WinRAR?",
      "A kinder surprise egg",
      "Marijuana",
      "nice try",
      "A piece of a Mayan pyramid, you aren't allowed to deface the pyramids, I just found a chipped piece on the ground and took it. I'm sure I'm going to Mayan hell now, eat your heart out, Cizin",
      "I've got an old, old stagecoach gun that was passed down in my family from my great great grandfather. It's not registered or anything so it's basically an illegal gun. I'm not sure if it'll even shoot. It hasn't been shot in probably 50 years.",
      "Well we used to own a fully auto ak47 that my dad was gifted in desert storm, he smuggled it back to the states. It was awesome until my brother showed a friend and my dad got scared and made it inoperable."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 20,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who else lying in bed wanting to sleep but can't and instead you are trapped here in no sleep land? How do you come to be in no sleep land?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Anxiety.",
      "My mind constantly has random thoughts running through it, and will not rest. I usually fall asleep due to exhaustion. It freaking sucks.",
      "Reddit",
      "Cat was chasing something...a mouse, a shadow, a piece of string... Whatever. She kept us up all night",
      "Me, stress and anxiety cause me not to sleep.\nAlso, RA pains and old age",
      "I fucked up my sleep schedule over thanksgiving break",
      "I have a flight to catch @ 5:30am and it\u2019s almost 1am.......just want a bit of sleep!!!! \n\nAnd here I am.",
      "4 cups of ice tea and 1 coffee in a day",
      "I\u2019ve struggled with insomnia so long I don\u2019t remember what it was like not to have it. Also I\u2019m covered in 3 cats and if I move I die.",
      "If you're really having trouble sleeping and wanna get to sleep RIGHT NOW, try munching on something high in protein. If you've got some leftover meat in the fridge, go for a snack. Typically helps people fall asleep.\n\n\nThen starting tomorrow, go for a walk shortly before bed. Just a 10-20 minute thing is good. The more the better, if you can run or you have a home gym or something that's even better. But just any exercise will make a big difference. Then come home, get nice and comfy and if you like it, put on some background noise. A podcast, white noise generator, rain noise, etc. \n\nMake sure you have an alarm set in the morning, and get out of bed when your alarm goes off. \n\n\nDo that every day, for the rest of your life. You'll live longer, sleep better, and feel better. \n\n\nUnless you have insomnia. Then you should probably go talk to your doctor."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 21,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something redditors often get wrong about your country?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Portugal and drugs.\n\nThey get it wrong on multiple levels, first off, they say that \"all drugs are legal in Portugal\": They're not, they're just **not** a crime, but they're also not legal. You won't go to jail for it, but you don't have free reign with drugs either.\n\nAnd then, people seem to think that the portuguese campaign against drugs worked because of how well we thought this through, when in reality, the only reason why we stopped making drugs a crime, was because our country was (and still is) completely bankrupt, so instead of locking people up for having drugs, we give them fines!\n\nSure, it worked well, but it was pure coincidence. While we got it right with drugs, Portugal almost completely ditched jails entirely, we turned courts into a money making machine for the state, where people have to keep paying more and more to the courts and their incredibly over-the-top bureaucracies over cases that last **INSANELY** long amounts of time.\n\nIn Portugal no one goes to jail. Unless you commit some truly atrocious, shocking, outrageous crap, you can get away with anything.",
      "I'm Welsh so people say we shag sheep.\nWe don't shag them, we make love to them.",
      "No, northern Ireland isn't some sectarian hellscape, and no, Most people aren't ok with you complimenting the IRA",
      "I dont know about redditors but there are people that mistake us with Slovakia",
      "We are not vampires",
      "FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T HAVE PET MOOSES",
      "It doesn't rain all the time, it just rains a lot. The east coast can be lovely in summer and we very rarely get snow in winter.\n\nAnd kilts are lovely and warm! It's a cold country after all, why on earth would our traditional dress make us chilly?",
      "For most people I feel everything they know about Italy either comes from the Godfather movies or from Super Mario. First of all, we are generally bad at English, but we don't sound like Mario at all, except maybe people from Naples, on average I think we sound more like eastern europeans when they speak English. We don't really say \"mamma mia\", that's one of the odd things people say when they want to cuss but cannot. Also, Mafia isn't some everyday force people have to deal with, at least for the vast majority of people, it's common like any other criminal industry in any other developed country. Also, Mafia doesn't work the way it's often portrayed, and it's also different from the sterotypical american mob.",
      "We don't eat crumpets every day. \n\n\nProbably like 4 days a week.",
      "That we are upside down, you guys are the ones who are upside down"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 22,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your favourite Non-English Song?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "99 luftballons",
      "Any song from rammstein",
      "[Vitas - 7th Element](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=989-7xsRLR4)",
      "Tunak Tun",
      "One of my favorite song is Papaoutai by Stromae. He is so talented",
      "Bloody stream by Coda",
      "All Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood opening",
      "Dragoesta Din Tei",
      "the caramelldansen, obviously",
      "Every single Jojo opening"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 23,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s a compliment that has always stuck with you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Someone was trying to hire me for a job, and in the interest of full candor I told them I was going through a lot of personal issues and that I didn't want to take the job but only give 75%. Manager told me that having 75% of me was better than 150% of the other people he could hire.",
      "\"You're handsome, you know that?\"\n\nMy cousin told me that.",
      "was told I have a good work ethic .. this was after giving head for 2 hours",
      "One time a really good friend of mine was stuck in a bad rut with his family and I told him something along the lines of \u201c Do what you think is right regardless of the outcome\u201d and he reminded me of this years later he told me I was my own man and I\u2019ve never forgotten that",
      "One of my teachers told me the voice is really unique and idk, its just stuck with me specially since I can get insecure about my voice sounds at times",
      "A long time ago, a really handsome guy friend of mine told me that I had the most beautiful hands he had ever seen. Always sticks with me.",
      "You're very handsome.\n\nI always derp when somebody says something like that to me. My face instantly turns red and I don't know what to say.",
      "A few extended family members have said they love our giant, occasional get togethers because they love the sound of my laugh",
      "A chick once told me I'm pretty. That's a new one. I'd never heard that before.",
      "When I was 13 or so, my aunt and her sisters came over  with their kids and one of them looked at me in the eyes and just said \" you have a golden heart, it's not like others\". Its stuck with me because it turns out she really doesn't like my mom and dad and long story short expects the worst of me. Like they hope I will fail or something. So I don't know if that's like back handed compliment or something genuine that she and no one else sees."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 24,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Cops Of reddit. what is the strangest person you pulled over?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A few years ago my partner and I pulled over a guy who was driving erratically. Turns out he had molasses on his penis, and his pet pot-belly pig was licking it off.\n\nEdit: This was in Seattle",
      "My dad was once pulled over completely naked with chemical burns in a crude map of the world on his head.\n\nHe'd been on a night out, got super drunk and this was him going home the next morning. He still doesn't know where his clothes were.",
      "Once pulled over a guy who pooped himself as an attempt to deter me from doing my job. He had warrants and thought it would make me want to stay away from him.",
      "Ever seen the \"just waiting for a mate\" video from Australia police show. He's pissed sitting in a crashed car gold. [Here is link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals).",
      "I think I was the strangest person for a cop once. He pulled me over at 2 in the morning and asked if I had any weapons  on me. I told him no, then he flashed his light on my backpack in the back seat and asked what was in the bag. It was my Wii U that I had taken to my friends house and told him we had been playing Mario and Donkey Kong. He asked if those were shooting games, and I had to explain to him about the Italian plumber and giant ape in the games.\n\n\n\n\nThank God he didn't check the bag, or he would have found my weed.",
      "Made me think of this. \n\nNighttime. Sitting on the side of the road running radar. Not much going on. Dicking around on my phone waiting to see if anyone speeds by. Look in my mirror and see a car coming up behind me. Appears to be a newer mercedes SUV. Both headlights are working. Clock it 5 under the speed limit. Go back to my phone. \n\nIt finally passes me and I hear a horrible screeching noise as well as lots of clunking. I look around for a few seconds trying to figure it out where it came from and if I'm hearing things. That Mercedes was the only car in sight. It was dark where I'm sitting so I didn't get a detailed look at the car. I knew it was a newer mercedes because it had those crazy looking front LED lights. \n\nI pull out and drive up behind it and I can see the car bouncing up and down a little and can make out some rear end damage. Ok, maybe they got rear ended recently but are driving the car until it gets fixed. But the bouncing worries me so I put the lights on and we pull over. \n\nI approached the driver and it was the sweetest old lady you've ever seen. Looks your grandmother on her way to church on Sunday. I was expecting her to hand me a cookie. I asked her if everything was ok with her and her car and she said absolutely. Nothing could be wrong. \n\nFinally I take a step back, put my flashlight on the car and take in what I'm looking at. This car is destroyed. Absolutely totaled. Tires blown out, rims bent, bodywork shredded and missing, and grass and jutting out of every orifice. All the passenger windows were blown out. The drivers side mirror got ripped off and thrown into the associated window and was now inside the vehicle hanging on by an electrical cable. Broken glass everywhere. No airbag deployment oddly enough. It looked like she rolled the thing over in the woods and then kept driving right after. I couldn't believe she drove it as far as she said she did. \n\nShe said everything was fine. Had EMS come and check her out. She was fine as far as I and they could tell. Mentally she didn't skip a beat. Knew the date, where she was, etc. She definitely drove it when it crashed because there was broken glass everywhere in the car and on her, except on the seat where she was sitting. Meanwhile i had another unit checking the route she said she used to come to my town and they couldn't find anything that showed an accident happened. Went all the way to her house and didn't find a thing. \n\nAll in all I didn't really know what to do. If there was an accident I didn't know where and what jurisdiction it was in. No one else called 911 to report anything. She said everything was fine. I ended up having a tow come and take her car to a repair shop. I couldn't force the lady to go to the hospital, and she really didn't feel like going but I asked her nicely, like a kid asks their grandma for a sweet. Ma'am, I know you say your fine but it would make me feel a whole lot better if you got checked out. She smiled at me and got on the stretcher. With her old lady gloves and everything. \n\nEverytime I see that model of mercedes suv I always wonder how she messed that car up so bad.",
      "There was this person who was drunk, but was consistently denying the fact even though there was a case of opened beers in the passengers seat.",
      "I know a cop who had to arrest someone for public masturbation at a truck stop back in the 90's. The man was doing it while looking at a Hot Cops magazine.",
      "Waiting to see if the cop that pulled me over in Bloomington, Indiana tells our story...",
      "Not a cop but I feel bad for the cops who pull me over. I have anxiety and I will get an anxiety attack and I lose control of parts of my body or all of it and shake. I got pulled over for having my headlight out and I couldn\u2019t find my insurance cards and I was getting really anxious and starting to shake, fortunately the cop let me go before my shaking got really bad. It looks like I\u2019m doing something very illegal because of how anxious I get but I\u2019m not"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 25,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "The last item you purchased is now your sex toy. How screwed are you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I... I don\u2019t think I can fit a suitcase in me",
      "I guess I could... slide my PS4 shop card between my ass cheeks like a credit card slot...",
      "But the last thing I purchased was a new sex toy.",
      "A burrito. Well it was gonna come out that end sooner or later.",
      "Well shit. Now I have to drive all the way to the gas station and hook up the pump to my ass.",
      "I can either fuck this pint of vodka or have it fuck me. Either way I'm looking at some pain.",
      "I bought sandpaper and a sander  \n\n\nDear god, no",
      "Chicken tenders?\n\nI guess anything is a dildo if I try hard enough...",
      "Gaming headphones.\n\n\nI dunno what the fuck im going to do with those",
      "Depending on what you count as an item and as purchasing, I either have to turn a box of chocolates into a sex toy, or electromagnetic waves in the form of a bus fare. Either way I'm fucked. Maybe literally."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 26,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the worst advice to give a new parent/parents?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Expect your child to accomplish your unfulfilled goals and dreams",
      "Anything that starts with \u201cjust you wait..\u201d or \u201cyour time is coming..\u201d. Most of the advice you receive as a new parent is AWFUL and rude. Unless you\u2019re talking about safety or which bottles your baby likes best,DON\u2019T SAY ANYTHING!",
      "\u201cVaccines are dangerous!\u201d",
      "When it cries, just shake it around a lot. \n\nThey find it calming. So calming in fact you'll likely have trouble waking them up the next morning.",
      "Worst advice is to tell them to let their kide sleep with them in their bed. They will never want to leave your bed.",
      "Don\u2019t worry, you\u2019ll be fine. \n\nIt\u2019s the worst advice and literally what I say anytime a new parent or soon to be parent let\u2019s me in on some of their stress. To make it worse I\u2019m the parent to a 4 year old, it can be hell lol",
      "Use bleach and windex when cleaning the baby's room to kill all the germs",
      "Don't pick it up too much when it cries, it will make the baby spoiled.",
      "Babies can often go for up to 36 hours without eating or drinking anything. This is good for them as it cleans out their intestinal tract and preps their microbiome for different nutrients. It's all natural.",
      "use condoms"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 27,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What genuinely offends you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Being talked to in a condescending manner.",
      "People who take their frustrations out on retail or food service workers",
      "People making fun of others with acne. I'm 27 and still get it from time to time.",
      "Being interrupted, been talked down upon, being seen as \u201cinferior\u201d. I wouldn\u2019t use the word \u201coffend\u201d necessarily, but it fits.",
      "Prideful ignorance.",
      "People who abuse animals",
      "People who conflate facts with opinions. That vaccination works is not \"just your opinion.\"",
      "Getting blamed for something I didn't do. It realy ticks me off.",
      "When people know your name but go out of their way to call you by the wrong name. Girl in my Spanish class called me Evan all the fucking time, my name is not Evan, not even fucking close to Evan. Her excuse was that I looked like one so I said \u201cWell you look like a bitch but I still call you Morgan.\u201d She never got my name wrong after that.",
      "Strangers commenting on someone\u2019s mental well being when they have no clue as to the person - who they are, what they are about etc. It\u2019s one of the few times I struggle to bite my tongue and sometimes not successfully."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 28,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Whats the equivalent of surviving with 1 hp in real life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When mouth-to-mouth resuscitation brings you back to life.",
      "The man who survived a death sentence of death by firing squad. Was shot 7 times and then survived a point blank shot to the head by the commanding officer from a .357 revolver ( if my memory hasn't failed me).",
      "When you didn\u2019t sleep the night before because you\u2019re cool or something and then you have to pay attention to something later the next day and you do that head bob thing where you pass out for a couple seconds and your head falling down wakes you up and you manage to barely make it through the whole time with nobody realizing you fell asleep a couple times and weren\u2019t paying any attention at all",
      "Those stories about those veterans who survive the most crazy crap ever. Like my grandfather who survived stepping on a landmine.\n\nEdit: a lot of people are asking to hear this story. To be completely honest I don't what happened. My granddad has borderline PTSD and doesn't talk about it. I will tell you all what I do know though about his time in the Military. He was a marine in Vietnam. I believe it was during the mid 60s when he was deployed. He was Corporal mortar men and actually apparently was also very skilled with a rifle as he had a Riflemen award which apparently you have to pass some test for. That's really all I know. I know it's not much but like I said it's all I know.",
      "A few years back, I got dropped off at the hospital by my drug dealer. Doctors found that I had meningitis, endocarditis, oh and I was septic-- all at the same time. That was basically a 1HP situation.",
      "Stubbing your toe so hard you lose 99hp and have a limp all day",
      "Getting to your car knowing the meter ran out and seeing the meter maid down the street but they didn't make it to you yet.",
      "You know those videos of car accidents where people who \"should be dead\" - just get up and walk around like nothing happened?",
      "Probably chemotherapy.\n\nBasically the theory is that it kills everything except the patient, in an attempt to kill the cancer.\n\nThe end result is that you're basically reset to 1 HP, and you recover from there.  =)",
      "Being a diabetic and drinking enormous amounts of booze with no food then passing out on the ferry, almost dropping into the sea."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 29,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some dumb purchases you made?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Lifetime Megavideo subscription. It was shut down shortly afterwards for copyright infringement.",
      "So many unnecessary things early on in college. It was the first time I had some kind of income from working a part time job, so I thought it was absolutely necessary to buy all my textbooks instead of renting them or finding them online for free. I also spent a fuckton on dorm room stuff, which hardly anyone was going to see or care about since the dorms came furnished anyway. Lessons learned, I'd definitely pass on that advice to anyone going into college in the US.",
      "When I was 17 I had unknowingly saved up a lot $2,000 from work - I chose to spend this on a double neck guitar.",
      "My first time in Germany, I was only there for a few months, so I thought \u201cI don\u2019t need a BahnCard; I\u2019m not here for a full year.\u201d Then I spent well over 1000\u20ac on train tickets. The whole time I could have been saving 50% AND collecting loyalty points.",
      "Bought $50 worth of beanie babies because I thought they\u2019d be worth something",
      "I once spent $15 on a Postmates order for ice cream",
      "bought a onesie for my Great Dane. don\u2019t know why I bought it but I think he liked it",
      "Deciding to go to grad school in 2012 -5 years after graduating- for no other reason than \"I have no clue what to do with my life\".",
      "I traded a rather rare volume into a local used book store because I had two of them. Then went back to the bookstore a month later and excitedly bought MY OWN BOOK BACK because it was rare and I didn\u2019t think I owned it. \n\nI was wrong.",
      "I bought several sign language books because I wanted to make friends with a deaf kid at my school. I ended up learning a tiny amount before discovering he was a total creep who wouldn\u2019t stop staring at my feet."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 30,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your \"Kid walked in during sex\" story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Not me, but a cousin. She heard her grandma moaning so she thought she was hurt, so she ran downstairs to check on her. Then she walked in the room and saw her grandma on top of her grandpa. She is still scarred.",
      "When I was 12 I stayed the weekend at my moms coworkers house with her 4 daughters and 1 son. The son had 2 of his friends over as well. While we were all in the basement the son and his friends pranked us so we ran upstairs to tell his mom. When we burst through her door she was on the receiving end of some back shots from a gentleman caller she snuck in lol. That scared us even more so we ran back in the basement. Now that I think of it, I don\u2019t even think they stopped. She definitely never came down to check on us. My mother didn\u2019t find out until she went to work that Monday. I never went back over there again. Which sucks because other than that awkward moment, I actually had a great time",
      "I was the kid, I was in high school so not super young, I needed something from my parent's bathroom, I had no idea they were in their room having sex, I thought they were downstairs watching TV. Walked in to the scene of my naked mother on top of my naked father. I said, \"yikes\" and hightailed it out of the room. My mother came into my room a bit later and asked if I was okay, I said, \"I will be if we never speak of this again\".",
      "My wife's mom is over - she decides to be nice to me, so sends her to the park with our daughter, then my wife orders me up to the bedroom and to strip and wait for her in the bed.\n\nI do as I'm told.\n\nWife puts on some nice little sexy robe thing (thankfully nothing too kinky, more cute). \n\nProceeds to climb into the bed, and at this point just tells me to lay back and relax and is going down on me.\n\nJust in the knick of time we hear footsteps running up the stairs. So she pulls back, throws a blanket over me and then curls up beside me like she's hugging me, then throws her let up over \"me\" to hide my happiness.\n\nDoor opens and it's our daughter, who \"had to come back for one more hug\", jumps up in the bed, sees us hugging and comes in for a family hug.\n\nIt was so uncomfortable and weird and then daughter takes a long time so grandma comes up to make sure everything is okay, walks in and just stares at us and knows immediately what is going on.\n\nCould have been much worse, but that's the one and only time before locks were put on doors.",
      "My son was about four the first time he walked in on my husband and I. He ran out of the room screaming, \"I SAW BUTTS MOVING IN THE DARK!\"",
      "We have on of those baby monitors which connect to the phone. Naturally, when we moved our son's crib from our room to his, we started sleeping with the monitor connected all through the night. Also our bedroom became somewhat more active with him gone. One night my wife wanted to make things a bit more special, so she put on some lingerie, had some music playing and danced for me. I was half undressed with her on my lap when suddenly the loud speakers crank and make a sound like starting a Harley. As it turned the phone and with it the baby monitor were plugged into the soundsystem and our son had passed wind lout enough for monitor to pick it up and then it got amplified by the system. So naturally, I had a laughing fit and my poor wife wasn't best pleased about her farting son and his infantile father.",
      "Not exactly a kid, but it was when I lost my virginity.. I was 17. \nWe had just finished, both lying on our backs in the pitch black dark. Her younger brother (3 years younger I think) walked in and said \"hey _not my name_\". I was mortified. She said, \"It's not _not my name_, go away.\"\n\nWas pretty awkward when I went downstairs to him and their mother sitting on the sofa.",
      "Christ, I was at my dad's as a pre-teen (12-13ish) and it wasn't even night time, it was early evening, I was in my room and writing in my diary. I had visited a museum earlier that day with dad and his wife and forgot how the name was spelled so I went over to their room to ask. I even knocked at the door and heard \"yes!\", which in my country is equivalent to \"come in!\" when someone is knocking. So I open the door and see my dad on top of his wife, thankfully covered waist-down with a blanket. But the trully weird part was they tried to play it down like they weren't doing anything so as I start appologizing, they just go \"no problem, what did you need?\" So I play along with the general awkwardness, ask my stupid spelling question, get my answer, say \"thanks\", quickly leave and remain in my room for the rest of the evening. I did NOT write that part down in my diary, as I was pretty sure I wouldn't soon forget it :D.",
      "My story is from the other side of the proverbial door. But once when i was young i was scared awake by a horrible nightmare. Yoo old to cry but not too old to need to go and sleep in my parents bed for the rest of the night, I picked up my favorite teddy bear and made my way to my parents room. Just about to open the door when i heard the sounds coming from the room... decided my nightmares would be less harrowing than walking in on them so i covered my bear's ears and begrudgingly took myself back to bed.",
      "I was 3. Too short to get a cup from the elevated cupboards and get a drink of water. My sister wouldn't do it for me. So I disobeyed the \"stay downstairs\" directive, and have an image burned in my head of my parents having sex. It's been 30 years, and it's still in my brain."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 31,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How are you? Do you need a virtual hug?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Utterly miserable I need all the hugs",
      "Last night a friend had a allergic reaction to shrimps. I thought he was going to die. I am still having flashbacks from when my best friend died when we were 9. My friend's okay now.",
      "I'm fine at the moment, but a little hug won't hurt",
      "*hugs*",
      "Terrible.",
      "Well, the company I work for just got bought and now my future with them is very uncertain to say the least.\n\nI'm really bummed out. I finally found a job that I liked, payed well enough, and was planning on keeping for a long time after years and years of bouncing around from job to job. Now I think that my entire career path might be going the way of the Dodo.\n\nMaybe not a virtual hug, but I could use a virtual pat on the back.",
      "I'm not great, but a hug doesn't help. It freaks me out when people touch me. A general acceptance of me being me would be really nice though.",
      "Thank you for offering. You are probably the only person to ask me that in the past few months.",
      "Absolutely. I\u2019ve lost my mom, stepdad and dad (last Wednesday) - all since May. It\u2019s been a bad year.",
      "I\u2019m not doing so hot right now. Depression and anxiety have been more active than I\u2019d like recently and I\u2019m feeling a little overwhelmed...but It\u2019s not nearly as bad as it\u2019s been in the past, and I\u2019ve had a lot of success with meds before, so hopefully it won\u2019t be hard to get under control this time. Thank you for asking :)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 32,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What 1% are you part of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sex workers.",
      "redheads, asexuals",
      "African (according to my DNA test)",
      "Green eyes\n\nType 1 diabetes",
      "Eagle Scouts by American male population",
      "People who still enjoy playing Farmville 2.",
      "People who'd pick OP over OP's mom.\n\nHey there \ud83d\udc48\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc48",
      "I want to say sharing a birthday with a sibling? She\u2019s not my twin. Though if you factor in twins it\u2019s more like the 3% and if you don\u2019t then maybe lower than 1%, I\u2019m not sure.",
      "Pale, grey eyes, height (I\u2019m over 185cm)",
      "People with unique first and last name combos. If you Google my name, I'm the only person who comes up."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 33,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your \"Holy Shit I Almost Died!\" moment?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I ran into a door frame at lightspeed in 2nd grade. I lost a couple of liters of blood",
      "I started choking on an orange slice in the middle of the night. There was no way I could cough it out, and no one was awake. I felt as if I were about to faint until my sister came up behind me and performed the Heimlich. Apparently I\u2019d dropped something while trying to get the slice to go down or gag it back up!",
      "At a waterpark bout to go on one of those slides that is super high and goes practically completely vertical right away. \n\nI wanted to see how far I could get so I really swung myself.  You know how slides have the bar to hold on to and use to gain momentum at the beginning? Well I forgot that it immediately goes straight down so i pretty much launched myself and was lucky I ended up landing on the slide farther down. Life guard at the bottom said I almost gave her a heart attack cause she didn\u2019t think I was going to land on slide.",
      "Overdose. \n\n5 years ago as of tomorrow actually.",
      "Pulled a friend into the deep end of the pool not knowing he couldn\u2019t swim, so he wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled us both under",
      "I was in a hot tub and I was by myself. I remember standing up and then I woke up under water. I scrambled to get out of the water and I was so confused what happened. It was like I teleported under water. The only time I\u2019ve ever fainted in my life was in a hot tub I guess. Almost cost me my life.",
      "Was volunteering at a ReStore, and we had too many porcelain sinks. So we had to throw some out, and by throw some out, I mean take them out back behind the dumpsters, and smash them with a sledgehammer, then throw them out. I had my safety glasses on (which are only big enough to cover my glasses), and armed with Lana, (what I named the sledgehammer) I started smashing.\n\nAfter a few sinks, I smash one more with glee, and I suddenly got knocked back, like someone grabbed my face, and just pushed hard, I saw white for a second, and my safety glasses were on the floor!\n\nWhat happened was that a hunk of the porcelain the size of my palm broke off, and flew up to my eye, only to be stopped by my safety glasses.\n\nI nearly lost my eye, or worse... I still have the piece somewhere in my house.",
      "Fractured skull and major concussion doing high jump in elementary school, lost the hearing in my left ear from nerve damage. Couple days in the ICU in a coma 5 days in the children's ward. Makes you put life in perspective and head trauma is a hell of a drug",
      "When I was 7, I didn't know how to swim, and I didn't really know that deep water was a thing either. Anyway, the dufus who was babysitting me obviously didn't know I couldn't swim either and never bothered to ask me or my mom. He let me go down the water slide that ended in the deep end of the pool and once I was in the water and far under the surface it was just surreal. I just looked around and made no effort to try to swim because I didn't know I was in any danger. Water was a pretty new thing for me at that depth. Anyway the Life Guard jumped in and got me or I wouldn't be typing this.  \n\n\nI'm actually a strong swimmer now.",
      "At a beach, I thought it would be fun to play in the water, so I did. Although, my dumb 9 year old self decided to go out shoulder deep. Anyways, I slipped on a mossy rock and got dragged out by the current. I didn\u2019t even realize that it happened until couldn\u2019t breathe. I was thrashing around for about 2 minutes. As I was near blacking out, I felt a leg. I grabbed on to it tightly and I was back on the shore. Kinda traumatized me"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 34,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What villain or antagonist actually kinda had a good point?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Tom, he was just trying to get the mouse out of the house.",
      "The butler from Aristocats. Really, the woman was going to leave her millions of dollars to her fucking cats? Over a man that's cared for her every want and need?",
      "Doofenschmirtz",
      "Hades. \n\nHe got the short end of the stick and despite not actually doing much bad in Greek mythology compared to literally everyone else is almost always the villain in movies he is in. \n\nYou have to feel bad for the guy. He just wants to stay at home with his wife and doggo.",
      "Magneto is usually right if you view things from a realist/cynical point of view. Idk tho he\u2019s probably more of an anti hero than a villain anyway, depends on the day",
      "The Wicked Witch of the West - she should have inherited the ruby (actually silver slippers in the book). Dorothy and Glinda were thieves.",
      "Sid was just the son of a drunk dad who used his creativity to create new toys he didn\u2019t know they were sentient",
      "Obvious to anyone that knows it, a massive spoiler to anyone that doesn't, but still needing a mention nonetheless\n\nOzymandias. \n\nHere's the problem you're presented: between climate change and worldwide political tensions being at an all time high, a massive catastrophe of untold scale is just around the corner. You need to convince every single person on the planet to collectively get their shit together, and you need to do it ASAP. How you gonna pull that one off, champ?\n\nOzymandias' solution: you cannot convince every single person on the planet to collectively get their shit together through conventional means. But, if done properly, you can *trick* every single person on the planet to collectively get their shit together. In order to work, though, this trick had to be rock solid and air tight. Everyone had to fall for it. If even just a single person caught on, it wouldn't work. It would have to be something extreme, something drastic. \n\nAnd when you're talking about saving the entirety of human civilization, is anything too drastic? Come to think of it, is it truly possible to fool every single living person with the same trick? Or at the very least, is it easier than actually getting humanity to work collectively of its own volition? \n\nWhat I love most about Ozymandias is the questions he raises. I'm pretty sure we can all agree that being racist towards mutants is bad, no one is going to disagree with Magneto there. But whether or not it's worth it/necessary even to try and trick humanity into doing good rather than trying to explicitly convince it, that's a deep philosophical debate that does not have a clear answer.\n\nOzymandias was not right. He wasn't wrong either. He's not a hero, and he's not a villain, he's just a man, trying desperately to do what he can with what he's been given. He's not sure of himself, but he's sure that someone has to do something, and so he will.\n\nFinally at the end of it all, when all the cards are on the table, things don't end with a climactic battle, they end in a debate over philosophy and human nature between a naturally gifted intellectual powerhouse, a middle aged slightly overweight schlub with erectile dysfunction, a woman who is quite literally in the middle of having a crisis centering on her traumatic childhood/upbringing and deep seated parental issues, a mentally unhinged man that probably doesn't bathe regularly, and what is basically for all intents and purposes an actual god. And they all have their own views to bring to the table, and while some are ultimately given more pushback than others by characters in the story, just as far as the writing goes and how it's presented to the reader, all their conflicting ideologies are treated with the same respect and presented as being equally valid.\n\n\u00a0\n\n***TL;DR*** His point was that it'll be easier to trick humanity into getting along than actually convincing people to just be nice to each other, and I like that because it's not just a clear \"yes, you are correct\" or \"no, you are wrong\" it's more of a \"well... I mean..... I guess....... Fuck, alright, I'm going to need an eighth of the strongest sativa you got, 3 tabs of lsd, at least 2 grams of shrooms, 350 mg of mescaline, and a weekend in the desert, and then I'ma get back to ya\"\n\nEdit: I made the TL;DR bold",
      "Light Yagami.",
      "Principal Rooney. Those kids were too entitled and needed to be reigned in."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 35,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Straight people of Reddit, what do you think of people who use \"partner\" instead of \"boyfriend\" or \"girlfriend\"?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I used it instead of \u201cboyfriend\u201d after my husband and I had been together upwards of five years because we weren\u2019t engaged yet so I couldn\u2019t say \u201cfianc\u00e9\u201d but \u201cboyfriend\u201d sounded juvenile.",
      "Whatever, let people use whatever label they want.  No skin off my nose.",
      "Partner is the standard term in Australia for an SO who you are in a long-term relationship with irrespective of whether you\u2019re gay or straight. I\u2019ve never understood why \u201cpartner\u201d is considered a weird thing for straight people to say in other countries. It would seem extremely weird to me if you\u2019ve been living with someone for like 7 years and you still call them your boyfriend or girlfriend instead of your partner.",
      "I mean, I'm bi, but I'm a woman dating a man, and I sometimes use partner. It feels more mature than \"boyfriend\" . Boyfriend feels childish. I reminds me of middle and high school relatuonships.",
      "Texas",
      "It's fine, I mean I tend to say girlfriend or a pet name but I dont really think twice about it when someone uses partner",
      "I've always preferred it myself, just seems more intimate and respectful, regardless of orientation.",
      "Them; \"...my partner...\"\n\nMe: \"Oh you're a lawyer?\"",
      "They might be from the uk.",
      "My wife referred to me as her partner to her co-workers. Fast forward to when I actually met them, they all thought my wife was a lesbian and they were all very surprised that I was a guy.\n\nI mentioned it to her and she doesn't do it anymore."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 36,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your first experience with porn?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "trying to look up my questions about weather science for a fifth grade homework assignment.",
      "I first got unsupervised access to the Internet when I was about ten or eleven years old... which was just in time for me to devote myself to the discovery of online pornography.\n\nUnfortunately, this was back in the days when Internet connections were comparable in download speed to tin cans and string, and I had to be incredibly selective about what I'd attempt to view. My method of searching (on Yahoo!) for the term \"naked ladies\" might not have been the *best* way to scour for smut, but it still offered some decent results. One site in particular provided me with small, easily obtainable images of a voluptuous redheaded woman showing off all that she had, which was exactly what I had wanted... and although the images weren't particularly graphic or obscene, I *was* confused about one detail:\n\nWomen, it seemed, *really* liked to eat baguettes while they were naked.\n\nThis was an honest misconception that I held, and for far longer than I should have. In my mind, the act of eating bread was clearly some kind of a cultural requirement for copulation. I wasn't entirely clear on how or why that was the case \u2013 and I wondered if maybe I'd found the cause of \"yeast infections\" \u2013 but at least half of the images that I discovered featured a woman with her lips wrapped around the end of an oversize breadstick.\n\nIt would be *years* before I realized what those \"baguettes\" had actually been... and that realization came just in time for me to start worrying about my \"size.\"\n\n**TL;DR: Baguettes before banging bring bountiful befuddlement.**",
      "2 girls 1 cup unfortunately",
      "My classmates in 4-5th grade said \"lets watch some food\". We gathered up with some benches outside of school, and gathered in a circle so only we could see whats inside of it. One guy searched porn in the food category and was complaining that there was no cucumber stuffing or playing with bananas, but a guy dressed up as a chef fricking a waiter. Thanks school",
      "I found a porn video downloaded on my mom's tablet when I was like 6 or 7",
      "Went to a dirty bookstore in SF long before the Internet. It stunned me. I\u2019d been pretty sheltered until then.",
      "Browsing HBO late at night",
      "Google was still a fledgling as far as filtering search results when I was in first grade. Seemingly innocent search terms such as 'anime' or 'beach' would eventually devolve into images of naked women. I'm ashamed to admit that I explored these possibilities during class free time.",
      "Tried googiling X-Men before Marvel was popular. The first website did not feature any mutants.",
      "Back in the early 90s my aunt had the \u201cblack box\u201d, the illegal cable box. I was channel surfing and landed on the spice channel. I was like 8 and it was the greatest thing ever."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 37,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your city is voting to remove a Confederate monument from the courthouse grounds. How are you voting and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I would vote to remove. Put it in a museum or sell it to a private buyer.",
      "Is it a confederate statue that was added during the early 1900's by  [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United\\_Daughters\\_of\\_the\\_Confederacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Daughters_of_the_Confederacy) or was it built during the civil war? That tends to be where I draw the line.\n\n If it was built in the Civil War then there is some tenuous argument that its \"part of history\" If it was built in the 1900's then its some revisionist history bullshit.",
      "If it was built during the civil war, then I'd say put it in a museum. With the maybe exception of something that is too massive and 'set' to move. \n\nIf it's one of the early 1900s 'daughters of the confederacy' propaganda pieces, absolutely tear it down and dismantle it for scrap.",
      "Depends. \n\nKeep it if it's a Southern town's monument to their war dead. Not a statue of some general or politician, but like a regular soldier statue honoring the people from that town who fought and died. \n\nStatues of General Longstreet and Colonel Mosby I think would also get a pass. Both of them worked very hard for the rights of freedmen and the cause of Reconstruction after the war. Longstreet even led black militia against the KKK at one point. Mosby freed his slave and paid the man reparations for the rest of his life. I'd say they'd earned the right to be remembered positively. \n\nBeyond that, REMOVE.",
      "Not American but I'd Vote to keep, from the UK and near Bristol so our equivalent is to a bloke called  Edward Colston. Slaving merchant but also a philanthropist. To be clear I don't think that's an excuse. I say that because his money went toward a music hall named after him and schools. He has a statue in the centre that gets damaged. You can't pretend it never happened. History is about learning, not ignoring/whitewashing.",
      "I'm not because I'm not an American citizen.",
      "Yeah the statue of the man known for killing 190 escaped slaves in one day has no place in modern times.",
      "I'd be a bit bemused as to why a city in the \"Land of Lincoln\" has a Confederate monument in the first place. And then I'd vote to remove.",
      "I would vote to remove the monument of a defeated, traitorous nation that fought against the US, lost badly, and surrendered in shame.",
      "Remove it.\n\nOklahoma wasn't even a state when the Civil War happened, having Confederate statues would be beyond stupid."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 38,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What gets worse the more you have?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Prison husbands",
      "Username",
      "Fat",
      "Debt",
      "Kidney stones",
      "Cancer",
      "Tribbles",
      "Piles",
      "Probably fire",
      "\u201cFriends\u201d"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 39,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Guys: what NSFW questions about girls have you always wondered?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Would it be better to have a guy with a large/nicely sized penis who never went down on you or a guy with a micropenis who would always be happy to go down on you? Uh asking for a friend of course!",
      "How good their orgasms are compared to ours. I've always been told it is fenominal to cum as a female but it's not really a big deal for a guy.\n\nEdit: Phenomenal.",
      "As a gay guy I\u2019ve always been completely flummoxed by two things:\n\n\n1. Why girls play \u2018hard to get\u2019 \n\n2a. Why they don\u2019t want to have sex \n\n2b. Why they lie about the sex being good when it objectively isn\u2019t.",
      "I've heard girls talk with each other about everything, so like EVERYTHING??",
      "What\u2019s the worst r/unwantedsexts story you have",
      "[deleted]",
      "How confident are you that you could go to a bar/club on any given night and find a sexual partner to take home?",
      "Are you actually even able to tell the truth, ever? Like, are you able to make a difference between truth and a lie?",
      "a) How do you discover how to masturbate?\n b) How weird was it to do it the first time?",
      "If you cum in her mouth and she swallowed it does it comes out from the vagina or the asshole ?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 40,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What were some of the worst trends of the 2010s?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "YouTube completely abandoning its respect and care for creators",
      "Live-action Disney remakes.",
      "The rise of anti-intellectualism like flat earth, anti vaxx, alt-med, climate change denial, and white supremacy. I think this'll trump everything else.",
      "Instagram Influencers",
      "Taking really shit advice from ambiguously positive 'influencers'.",
      "Facebook\u2019s hypnotic control over seemingly everybody.",
      "Incredibly expensive chunky sneakers. They\u2019re just...ugly.",
      "Too many streaming services for movies/TV",
      "Bottle flipping and tide pods, like wtf?",
      "The extreme makeup, as a woman I went through junior high like this, it wasn\u2019t pretty looking back on my yearbook pic with extremely thick, dark, and solid eyebrows."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 41,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's an important thing you've learned from Reddit?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"When being attacked by clowns, Go for the juggler\"",
      "More so reinforced something I already knew. People making confident statements on a subject does not make what they\u2019re saying true. There\u2019s a lot of armchair experts on the internet who don\u2019t actually know what they\u2019re talking about. Take everything with a grain of salt.",
      "It\u2019s spelled with 2 d\u2019s",
      "Everyone is a robot until proven otherwise.",
      "Never, EVER click on NSFW posts in public",
      "Chooser Beggers taught me never to fall for a sap story.\n\nWhen I first started in retail, once a week I'd get some kind of sob story about why parents needed a discount on something. If I was alone I'd break out of guilt and tell them not to tell the boss or bring them back if something was wrong. \n\nAfter getting a little older and visiting reddit, I saw just how common place these scum bag tactics were. I also gained some confidence of reading how people deal with them. After that, I started looking forward to having these types of customers in",
      "That people are just a bunch of sick weirdos but not many will show it untill they can be anonymous...",
      "That there is always a community for something. No matter how small it is, the likelihood of you finding someone or a whole community with the same problems or anything are very high on reddit",
      "There are way more gamer virgins like me than I thought.",
      "That traps aren't gay and neither is liking traps"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 42,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Whats are some of the most \"oh shit its the other way?\" things?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "USB",
      "Batteries? I dont know what the question is supposed to mean for anything else",
      "I once put the timing mark on a car 180 degrees wrong, and we couldn't find out why the car was running like garbage after.",
      "Sex, the first time doing it",
      "When I first moved to where I live now, I went tk a friends house and I forgot the which way to turn at a certain turn. I was really high and the walk was already super long, so I walked the wrong way for 3 hours before going \"Alright. I'm not just high, this is actually taking way too long, I went the wrong way\" and ended up walking the 4 and a half hour walk home from there. 7 and a half hour walk. Did I mention it was pouring rain? Like absolutely pouring, it's very rainy in general where I live so when I say it was pouring, I fucking mean it. I was wearing 3 layers because it was really cold, the outermost layer was waterproof. It was no longer waterproof by the time I got back and all 3 layers were soaked, along with my backpack which had a fuck ton of homework I had just finished after getting all of my missing assignments and doing them all. It was like 75-100 assignments. I had a meltdown when I got home and saw that they were all soaked.",
      "I wish Lenovo's tech team would read this, my home screen and all my apps have been upside down all day\n\nEven the power button and headphone jack are on the wrong sides shoddy craftsmanship",
      "USBs, even after you flip them around",
      "When you're quite enthusiastic in your hip movement while not being too focused on where you're going."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 43,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your current mood? Why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Fair. I am not happy or pissed off. Just fair.",
      "Sadness and pain because my hand hurts and I'm haven't ate anything",
      "Shitty b/c I woke up with a head cold.",
      "pretty upbeat, just woke up feeling well rested I guess.",
      "It's crap. I have a deadline in a few hours, the work my partner did for her share of the project needs to be redone, and I'm stuck fixing it. IT'S CRAP.",
      "Tired but content. I don't have school today but I just woke up a few hours ago.",
      "I have the urge to poop but I don\u2019t wanna yet",
      "Depressed no reason why",
      "mood = null\n\nthat's the best way i can explain it",
      "Somewhat sobering. Some nights like last fucks up my schedule. The neighbors wife was playing her music really loud and it legit busted my eardrums tbh."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 44,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could make anything illegal where you live, what would it be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hunting, those rich people on horses hunting foxes n shit with their dogs really pisses me off",
      "Smoking at the gas pump",
      "Smoking in public.",
      "Cigarettes. Can't stand the smell",
      "All the 'salt life' things I see everywhere. I live in a land locked state with no saltwater anywhere.",
      "I would just make listening to music in public without headphones illegal. It\u2019s honestly rude\n\nEDIT: misread the question",
      "Operating a bicycle or motorcycle without a helmet.",
      "Narcissists...we should round them all up, lock them up in some big, walled expanse of desert and let them \"Lord of the Flies\" each other. Maybe occasionally throw in food, but mostly just let them have at each other.",
      "Chewing gum. Much like they did in Singapore. I am so fed up that there a fucking gum stick on the seats of bus or park or whatsoever. I live in Hong Kong",
      "Poo joggers (Australia)  \n\nIt's really a thing!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 45,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why have Hong Kong posts abruptly disappeared from the popular page?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Because reddit doesn\u2019t ACTUALLY care overall. People like to post the pictures because it makes them feel like they are doing something but eventually they move on to new things",
      "Because there is no ~~war in Ba Sing Se~~ riots in Hong Kong.",
      "Between Chile, Iraq and Lebanon there's a lot of huge democratic movements elsewhere in the world too, I assume there's some division of focus between them all.",
      "Because, like every meme, people lose interest after about a week. Look at what happened with team trees. You'd think there'd be more posts about them being stuck at 16 mil.",
      "Because the chumps on this forum don't really give a shit about world news, they just want easy karma. Not because of some massive PRC conspiracy, otherwise the posts would've never been there in the first place.",
      "Now that the election happened and the US signed the HK status bill, the air has kind of gone out of its front-page-ed-ness.  \n\nNothing can be the focus of peoples ire/dismay/curiosity forever.  The PRC knows this extremely well, as soon as HK leaves the attention of the west, they will likely roll on it harder and, now that the election has shown the local leaders, now has a target list.",
      "They haven\u2019t. I see a recycled post every day, multiple times a day.",
      "Because people move on to other things quickly.",
      "Because Tencent, a chinese company invested money into reddit.",
      "Because not much has changed. Its still pretty much the same situation as it was a few weeks ago. I am sure if there are any major developments the front page will be flooded with it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 46,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You catch your SO having sex with Danny Devito. What is your next move?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Join.",
      "1. Take picture\n2. Upload to reddit\n3. ????\n4. Profit",
      "He has a magnum dong. Can't compete.",
      "So anyways, I started blasting",
      "Pay the troll toll.",
      "Ask if I could be next.",
      "Two dudes getting married, there's nothing gay about that.",
      "Accept an egg in this trying time",
      "Ask for an autograph",
      "So anyways, i started shooting..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 47,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you handle being single?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Just don\u2019t care anymore. If it happens it happens and I\u2019ll go for it if I like someone but if I don\u2019t then it doesn\u2019t bother me much",
      "I\u2019ve never been anything else. I guess it just doesn\u2019t bother me. Never really did.",
      "All of us have to handle being single at one point or another. If we can\u2019t handle that, we have no business in a relationship.",
      "I love being single. I have privacy and can do what I want when I want.",
      "By working 6 days a week and crying in the shower",
      "21 year old female here..\n\nMasturbating is key",
      "I'm very happy with my bf, but back when I was single, I'd spend time pampering myself, dating myself and basically just making myself happy. I still do all of these things. The only difference is that I have someone to do them with. I was perfectly happy being single. The relationship has just added a whole new dimension to my happiness. \n\n&#x200B;\n\nSo, my advice would be to focus on making yourself happy.",
      "By not giving a flying fuck that I'm single. I don't need another person to be 'complete' or whatever bullshit they try to sell you; I am 100% fine on my own. I have friends and social interaction, and I can get platonic love, cuddling and whatever if I want or need it. Most romantic relationships are trash anyway, people pretend to be someone else while dating and then it all falls apart, or they expect their partner to change. I barely have enough time as it is, if I were to date someone having to devote time to spending with them (which has always been expected of me in a relationship) is just stressful and then if I don't do it enough or right things blow up and it's just not worth it.",
      "Staring at pictures of my crush and hoping she\u2019ll say something so I don\u2019t have to make a move first bc I\u2019m terrified of the thought of rejection and the thought that it might never work out. So yeah; I handle it fine.",
      "Cry and feel hopeless. Then have a snack."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 48,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What type of stereotype are you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The silent and awkward",
      "That exhausted, irritable mom with constant bags under her eyes who regularly drinks $4 bottles of shiraz while half-heartedly slapping together dinner. \n\nExcept I don't have kids and I'm in my 20s.",
      "The lazy smartass",
      "American Southerner. Even though I'm not from the South and even the US in general. People always mistake me for a Southerner abroad. Maybe that's because of the accent (the way I got it is a whole another story)",
      "Engineering student with very little social interactions. (Geeky hermit)",
      "The useless lesbian.",
      "Kevin.",
      "Lazy smartass",
      "The A+ Hermit",
      "The Muslim terrorist"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 49,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What common piece of advice is actually very dangerous and misleading?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"Go to college! Right now! Get loans if you have to! It doesn't matter if you don't have a plan! It doesn't matter what you major in! Just go to college, because I DON'T KNOW!!!\"",
      "Just be yourself",
      "Lying to children about Santa Claus.\n\nIts interesting that several studies have concluded that there is almost nothing more detrimental to a childs relationship with their parents than breaches of trust. In a loving parent-child relationship, the child is almost always traumatized in some way when they learn that their parents lied to them. It's not so much that \"Santa doesn't exist\" but instead that \"My parents deliberately lied to me.\" \n\nDr. Paul Ekman, who wrote 'Why Kids Lie - How Parents Can Encourage Truthfulness', stated that the loss of trust is difficult to repair; sometimes it is never reparable. Dr. Judith Boss agreed, saying that it isn't engaging their imaginations, but it's just a lie.\n\nIn the book 'Traits of a Healthy Family', author Delores Curran interviewed over 500 familes. And within the top 5, was a sense of trust. She explained that trust is essential, and breaking it, can easily cause annimosity for years to come. \n\nThe New York Times did an article on this subject and they said that all to often, the focus is placed so much on the receiving of gifts, that for young children, that is what the holiday is about. It teaches kids to be selfish. Similarly if kids do try to be good purely for the presents in december, it also creates a greedy attitude of 'If Im good, I get a reward' rather than being a nice person for the sake of itself. One Professor said that by the age of 3 a childs basic moral sense is firmly set, with the rest quickly following in the next few years. This makes early childhood, which is the time parents are actively lying to their kids, crucial to not be doing so. \n\nThe point is that the evidence strongly suggests that Santa is one of the most damaging things to a young childs mind. He cultivates a greedy selfish attitude and ultimately he turns the childs sense of family and trust into shreds. One Pediatrictian, who was interviewed about Curran's book, agreed and said that it's safer to just avoid the Holiday altogether.",
      "The 5 second rule",
      "Pee on jellyfish stings.  It actually can make things worse.  White vinegar is the way to go.",
      "That you have to put things in someone's mouth when having a seizure\u2026 you should still make sure they wont choke on that shit!",
      ">Go to school for your passion and you will find your dream job!\n\nOften leads to six figure college debt and a minimum wage/low paying job.",
      "\"be a man.  boys don't cry.  don't be a wuss.  toughen up\"\nA man can be sensitive but not fragile.\n\nI'm very sentimental and do tear up easily, however I have an inner strength that doesn't always match my outward expression.  It is me that handed over the DNR to the nurse when my dad went palliative, it is me that a friend knew I could cope when he killed himself and I'm the only one with the key to his place.   It is me that has bullied the bullies in school and stood up for people who were picked on more than me.   It is me that went and found apartments when my Ex Ex was too paralyzed to when we had to leave (they put too much trust into unrealiable family members).\nI can read and watch extremely disturbing but important human rights documentaries that most can't cope with.",
      "Peanut butter makes the dog like you more. It usually just gives you a UTI",
      "You can fap as much as you want. No, It can mess up your androgen receptors which are vital."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 50,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you had to direct and write a porno what would your plot be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hot female teacher have sex with legal teenage male after school",
      "A sex-crazed spirit that was trapped in a dybbuk box or something possesses a person, and switches bodies everytime the possessed body has sex with another person. We follow this ghost as it makes its way through a town, being chased by the person who originally intentionally unleashed it.",
      "Like Groundhog Day, but Bill Murray figures out how to fuck everyone in the town.",
      "Something about a dna test and people suddenly getting really hot for each other",
      "Dan Salvato gets fucked in the ass by a man in a Natsuki cosplay\n\nThat should fucking teach him",
      "It's called \"$50 Pullout\" and will be directed by James Cameron and will be the most expensive porn ever produced. With the score done by either Danny Elfman, John Williams, or my favorite choice Ennio Morricone.\n\nIt will be an adult film about a tow truck driver.",
      "Hot men have sex.\n\nI don't understand why there has to be a contrived plot, or really bad music.  I just want to see them fuck.",
      "Im in the filming process so I don't want to spoil",
      "Lol let me get back to you on that one. Actually might write down a page xD",
      "some fuck up shit"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 51,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People of Reddit who felt they would be forever alone, how did you meet your husband/wife?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Mutual extroverted friend.",
      "really thought I would never find someone who legit liked me\n\non the birthday party of a pal of mine, there's this girl that apparently I had already seen some times at school and stuff but never noticed her or did she notice me.\n\nwe were playing The King (which basicly one person is the king, and the others are numbers, the king tells a number to do stuff) and I get choosen to \"give a sexy massage\" to her. stuff just kept going from there\n\nand lived happily ever after",
      "A dating/hookup app. The app was trash, but my husband is the best.\n\nI have a history of gaslight-y/manipulative and otherwise distructive relationships, both romantic and familial. So by the time I was 21 I was pretty certain I wasn't fit for love. Then I started chatting with this random French guy (I'm from Michigan), thinking it couldn't go anywhere, because, come on. \n\nStill, dispite the fact that a week into talking he admitted to me that the account he was using was fake and he told me his real name for the first time, he's turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me. (there were many steps between those things, just to be clear) Because of him and his (now also my) family, I know what family is supposed to feel like for the first time in my life."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 52,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] People who were wrongly sentenced to jail why, did you do any time and how has that impacted your life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "College friend of mine got arrested twice and spent over a week in jail because of her own stolen purse.\n\nShe got mugged and did all the things you're supposed to; Police report, cancel your cards, change your locks, etc, etc. She even kept checking with the police detective assigned to the mugging.\n\nMeanwhile, her stuff turned up on an underage crack-head busted for writing bad checks. The police (same department that she'd reported the mugging to, even!) managed to not only to book said crack-head as her, but, when she was released, actually gave back the stolen purse, ID and checks! \n\nSix months later my friend gets stopped for a 'dim' tail-light and she's arrested at gunpoint on a bench warrant meant for the crack-head.\n\nThat was a Friday morning. She didn't see a judge until Monday and didn't get released until Wednesday, and even then only because her parents had the money to hire a lawyer. \n\nImpact? None. She missed some classes.\n\nThe whole process repeated itself four months later. Stopped for speeding, pulled out of the car at gunpoint, booked into the local jail. This time it only took her two days to get straightened out, thanks to her lawyer going straight back to the same prosecutor and judge.",
      "[removed]",
      "I was sentenced for 2 years\n\nFucking sat 6 months and was let early on conditional (don't know the English word)\n\nI was just peeling an orange, and some psycho said I threatened him with that knife. They had pictures of me walking around the house with a knife (sorry, I was peeling the orange in the living room instead of the kitchen)\n\nAnyway, the experience really resocialised me. I no longer care about the law. The priority for me is now to make sure I'm not caught. \n\nAlso, took disability and welfare from the country where this happened, and moved abroad, without informing my country. For a period of time, I was taking welfare from 2 different countries. Fuck the \"law\". I am the real law.",
      "[removed]",
      "A fairly distant relative of mine was convicted of rape by his daughter. There was no evidence, and he was kept there for a year and a half plus. Shortly after his initial arrest, the daughter shot herself. Not, he is taking a plea bargain after being put in there with heresay, with time served; so hell get out in a few days from now. Now he has his name in the record and cant legally be alone with his 2 granddaughters for 25 years.",
      "Well my story is a bit of a grey area with the whole \"wrongly sentenced\"... its a bit of a long story so I'll tell the short version:\n\nmy friends and I (metal heads) had some issues in school with a large group of kids who said that they were \"crips\" or \"bloods\", or whatever. it was complete and utter bullshit because this was a small town in the middle of nowhere texas. so i started carrying a knife. not really a big deal in texas... pretty much every dude in the state has a pocket knife on them. I however decided that my pocket knife wasn't going to be intimidating enough... so i started carrying my butterfly knife. which is illegal. i just figured i'd flash that, flip it around a few times and the dumb shits would run off. derp.\n\nso one day i'm a lunch with my friends when a rent-a-pig walks into the cafeteria and says \"i just busted 2 boys in the bathroom smoking! i'm gonna check the rest of the table for lighters and cigarettes!\"\n\nso he takes us into the bathroom one by one and has us empty our pockets. guess what he finds? you guessed it. not just a knife, but an illegal knife.\n\nso I'm automatically expelled for having a knife in school. naturally my grandmother had  a shitload of chores for me the next day as punishment for getting expelled. one of which was to walk down to the piggly wiggly and get a bunch of groceries.\n\nso i'm walking across the parking lot when i hear the sound someone running up behind me in the pea gravel. it was like my spidey sense went off: i knew it was actually going down. those wannabe gang bangers are actually jumping me. like for real.\n\nso i spun around with a perfectly placed back fist, dude hit the ground. I kept swinging, another dude on the ground, then another, and another, etc. seriously, i think back on that moment and dont know how the hell i managed to pull that shit off.\n\ni had 5 dudes on the ground when i heard someone yell \"CRAZY ASS WHITE BOY!!!\" and i started laughing. and that was it. i lost focus, next thing i know they're beating the shit out of me.\n\nso i kept laughing. it was the only thing i could do.\n\nwhen the cops showed up they were grinding my face into the pea gravel of the parking lot, me laughing maniacally, and they all scattered.\n\nlong story short, I had an expulsion hearing the next day. I figured that I'd be able to explain everything, show my fucked up face as proof, and hopefully they would be understanding and let me go back to school.\n\nthen i fucked up again. my friends were having a party that night, so i snuck out to go tell them what was going on. as i was leaving i stepped on this dudes new nikes and... well... he attacked me. with the chain from his wallet. from behind. i blacked out. when i came to i had the chain wrapped around my fist and 3 cops holding me down, all my friends standing around me saying \"you went too far man\", and i dont remember a fucking thing. apparently i took the chain away from him and beat the fuck out of him with it. \n\nso fast forward: in court i was charged with 6 counts of assault (yes, they jumped me, pressed charges on me for assault because i hit them first) and posession of an illegal weapon in school.\n\ni didn't deny shit. i didn't claim self defense. i stood up in the court and basically said \"you're goddamn right.\"\n\nso i ended up in juvie for 6 months.\n\nhow did it impact my life?\n\nAfter juvie i had to live on my psychotic dogmatic fundamentalist believing christian grandparents farm while i was on probation. my grandfather pretty much beat me every day for a year. broke a PVC pipe over my head. eventually pulled a gun on me and threatened to blow my head off.\n\nafter my probation was up i went to live with my mom who promptly had a drug overdose, ended up in a psych ward which left me homeless.\n\nthe experiences i had with my family impacted my life way more than the time i spent in juvie... but none of it would have happened if i hadn't gone to juvie. still, i wanted nothing to do with these psychos, and i didn't want to go down the same path my mother did (heroin). i had to get out.\n\nso i did. i busted my ass. got my ged, put myself through college, graduated with honors, moved to CA and made a career for myself. bought a house. just got married.\n\nand none of THAT would have happened if i hadn't gone to juvie.\n\nso there ya go. thats my story. well... a small part of it anyway.",
      "[deleted]",
      "Not my own story but someone I care about a lot.\n\nSaveoursisk.org\nCarcinloring on Twitter (their SO)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 53,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What TV shows ended perfectly?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Breaking Bad",
      "Gravity falls",
      "Gravity Falls.",
      "Star Trek The Next Generation. \"All Good Things...\" just wrapped up the Q arch really well and was a great mirror to Encounter at Farpoint. Even better is the final scene where Picard realizes that his shipmates were his friends the whole time and joins them for poker.",
      "MASH\n\n\"Goodbye\"",
      "Futurama",
      "Parks & Recreation",
      "Avatar: The Last Airbender\n\nEdit: ok so maybe it wasn\u2019t perfect, but at least it ended as the creators intended. Not many shows get that nowadays",
      "It hasn\u2019t ended yet, but this is the Good Place last season and I respect them for ending it on a high note instead of dragging it out",
      "Season 8 of scrubs."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 54,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If the Internet was a nation, what would his national anthem be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "rick astley never gonna give you up",
      "Just Rule 34 over and over again.",
      "The anthem would change every year, this year would just be the Minecraft soundtrack",
      "Mii channel theme",
      "Probably some weeb shit",
      "[Do you what you want cause a pirate is free](https://youtu.be/q6oKjuvA55g)",
      "All Star",
      "*its",
      "Metal machine music by Lou Reed",
      "No cock like Horse cock most likely. A second contender is Ram Ranch."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 55,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your go-to first date idea?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Home made escape room.",
      "The cemetery",
      "Going to Atlantic City and watching the crackheads wrestle for the love of their imaginary friend",
      "I have a list of things I'd like to do. I usually work my way down the list until I find something that we're both interested in and have never done before (or I'm really bad at it). My pitch is usually, \"Worst case you go out, we have fun and you've done something new. Best case it becomes an interesting and funny way to describe how you met someone new.\"\n\nThere's a place where you can learn axe throwing near me. That's top of my list right now.",
      "Before we can discuss the best options for a first date, we need to establish the kind of relationship that's ultimately meant to arise from it.\n\nIf someone is only looking for a **casual fling** of some variety, then a good first date is one that takes place at a coffee shop or a quiet restaurant. Conversation should include mutual interests, preferences for entertainment, and other such lighthearted topics. The idea isn't to gauge long-term compatibility so much as it is to see if hanging out with the other person would be fun... and to ensure that they don't have any plans to wear their prospective partner's gallbladder as a hat.\n\nIf someone is looking for a **long-term relationship**, then that same coffee shop can serve as a decent venue. The topics being discussed should be significantly more substantial, though, including details like political perspectives, religious ideologies, and personal approaches to society as a whole. Sustainable comfort in each others' company is much more important here, meaning that physical, emotional, and mental compatibility should be the foremost foci, along with any plans to wear a prospective partner's gallbladder as a hat.\n\nIf someone is looking for their **last-ever long-term relationship**, then they've probably discussed all of the aforementioned topics already (either via a dating application or in the context of pre-dating friendship). As such, the best venue for a first date would be a very brief stop at the coffee shop (just to confirm that the other person is who they claim to be) followed by an immediate trip to the bedroom. This will allow the prospective partners to explore sexual compatibility, which is just as important as the physical, mental, and emotional varieties.\n\nIf someone is looking for a **one-night stand**, then the wisest location for a first date is anywhere that a person can ask \"Are you planning to wear my gallbladder as a hat?\"\n\n**TL:DR: The nature of a first date depends on the nature of the intended relationship.**",
      "Salty cracker",
      "Chicken and a lap dance",
      "The usual few drinks at a local bar is always viable. It's public place, easy to go to and easy to leave. There's literally nothing else to do than to get yourself comfortable and to get to know eachother.\n\nOther good alternatives are bowling or badminton, tennis etc. Friendly competition usually brings the best and/or the worst parts of a person to the surface and little excercise is always fun.",
      "Canceling at the last minute.",
      "Have her meet you at a restaurant, then initiate a prank war by dumping a bucket of water on her head."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 56,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "The whole world is at war now. What's your country going to do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Change team mid-war",
      "Well, given the history, there's a high chance that once more we, the Germans, played an important role in  starting the whole thing.",
      "Canada here, We are going to invade Turkey and rename it Chicken.",
      "Like previous 2 wars it probably is going to be dragged into it because some army want to pass right trough our country to attack on of our neighbours. (Looking at you Germany and France)",
      "well that's easy, Switzerland.\n\nall of their military infrastructure is basically bunkers under fortified mountains, and is literally not worth the trouble of invading. There's a reason they remain neutral in everything. Their military isn't about winning wars, it's about not losing them.\n\nKinda like how a skunk isn't worth it for a predator. Sure if you want to have a really shitty time you could try mauling a skunk, but it isn't worth it and all the other animals know it. \n\nI mean look at this shit, they've got bunker space for every citizen in the country and then some.\n\nhttps://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/prepared-for-anything_bunkers-for-all/995134",
      "Your guns cant defeat our emus",
      "Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.",
      "#\u2019MURICA",
      "We're just going to chill in our shitty bunkers. We might get hit by accident or something but noone is actually going to attack us if they dont even know we exist...\n\n\nSlovenia",
      "1. Be neutral.\n2. Get Invaded.\n3. Retreat to the coast.\n4. ???\n5. Be on the winning team."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 57,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You are transformed into a cow who cant speak human how do you make the humans decide to not put you on their plates?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Make sure I'm in India.",
      "I enlist the help of a kind spider. Together we think of extraordinary messages and save my bacon. In return I watch over her children when she passes away.",
      "Com-moo-nicate in morse code",
      "Be a milk cow, not a beef cow.",
      "Write something like the Pythagorean theorem in the dirt with a hoof.",
      "Look VERY ill and people will leave you alone.",
      "I shit on them",
      "I start mooing out pop songs I know and people will keep me alive for the viral video factor",
      "Kill Myself in a very violent way",
      "Escape and live in the wilderness"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 58,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are you most self-conscious about?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I have no sense of smell, so I'm really self conscious about my potential body odour, particularly when I start sweating. I have an over the top hygiene routine as a result.",
      "How naturally quiet I am. People just don't like that usually. I'm not outgoing, bubbly, or any of that. I'm quiet and I like to listen more than talk but apparently that makes me stuck up, which means people don't really ever want to talk to me. It's okay though. One day I will find someone that appreciates the quiet, shy person I am...or I won't...whatever.",
      "My life and where it\u2019s heading.",
      "My voice. I'm pretty quiet but whenever I do talk I just can't help but notice how some words just sound wrong when it comes out of my mouth and i just want to go back to being quiet",
      "My weight/appearance",
      "Being flirted with.  \nI hate it.",
      "I\u2019ve suffered some brain damage because I got quite a few concussions when I was young and I\u2019m very self-conscious about appearing dumb or slow. I know I\u2019m not dumb, I\u2019m definitely a little slow, but I don\u2019t wanna be treated like a joke because of it and when people joke about it I get really insecure",
      "I have a case of pectus excavatum, combined with a skin condition similar to acne on my chest. It looks like I've been irradiated, or like I've got 50 nipples. Every time I look in the mirror I can't stop looking at it.",
      "My past. I\u2019ve basically turned my back on people from my old school and I get kinda sensitive when they are brought up",
      "My skin. Especially my back.\n\nI have a good hygiene routine for my skin but I just still have bad skin. Now my face is kind of okay, but my back has something similar to acne, causing bigger scars, like you would from any other wound.\n\nOther than that I\u2019m not self-conscious at all, thats just that one thing. Im just desperately waiting for puberty to be over, so I can start going to swim or having my top of comfortably without always turning my back away from people.\n\nAnybody has any tips?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 59,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the next big thing?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My cat if my parents don't stop giving him all the damn food he wants.",
      "Honestly, I believe in solid state batteries. At the moment it\u2019s looking very possible to mass produce with a wide range of applications. Unless someone who knows what they are talking about corrects me, this could revolutionise transportation and the way we store energy.",
      "Bacteriophage because as it turns out rightly used they can even cure totally drug resistant diseases",
      "Apparently baby Yoda based on my social media feeds.",
      "closing youtube on the phone and it keeps playing",
      "Hearing Aids. My generation won\u2019t be able to hear shit with how loud we listen to things",
      "Not virtual reality, but ~~artificial~~ augmented reality, or enhanced reality.  Google glass failed, but AR/ER is the next big thing.  Once we can have a virtual display overlay going in a simple and effortless package, it's going to take over everything. \n\nYour computer?  Good-bye old displays.  Why pay extra for a monitor, or two monitors, when you can confure forth as many as you need via AR?  Not to mention they can be any resolution or in any orientation you demand.  Your desktop could literally be your desktop.  Keep a short roster of important applications right on your desktop.  They'll have little 3D icons and I'm sure they'll be animated, and irritating.   Maybe you'll keep your folders and files in literal drawers in your desk.\n\nWhen you're out and about, AR will help, too.  Imagine Waze in an AR format.  Rather than having to look away from the road, a simple overlay will do the trick.  Follow the line!  Attention-getting icons looming in the distance will warn you of traffic and speed traps.  Your kids' school might have a notice in front of the building letting passers-by know that next thursday is a teachers' conference, and school that day is cancelled.  The local library predominately displays their operating hours along with a token bookmark you can take that'll refer you to their website later when you're not in the midst of travelling.  \n\nThe commercial districts is where things will be *really* nuts.   Remember the hologram shark from Back to the Future?  Turns out that was gonna be an AR thing all along.   Operating hours, product placements, animated displays, dinner menus, and so on.  I imagine it'll get to the point where some kind of filtering system will necessarily need to be built-in.  Remove audio, product placements, and so on.  Virtual tour-groups will follow AR celebrities as they walk between points of interest.  New construction may have finished building overlays that'll show off what it will look like when completed, and hide the detritus of construction.  Other overlays will show you social service areas, crime levels, and wait times for the bus.  \n\nAll the information you want, overlaid on the real world, in real time.",
      "Double sliced bread",
      "VR real estate. Not far from the Matrix lol",
      "Cram"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 60,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is a habit which many people think is appropriate but is not?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Tossing cigarette butts wherever. \n\nLike if you want to smoke death sticks, you do you.   But deal with your cigarette butts. Don\u2019t just flick them. \n\nI shouldn\u2019t have to say this.   But ugh.",
      "Adding anything that produces light or sound to the exterior of your vehicle, unless it is required for safety.",
      "Going to work out on the playground with kids all over it. Actually doesn\u2019t seem too unethical to get a pump in, but as long as you are motivating too. I personally think there should be a section where kids and adults both play/workout, even though to me, kids are too annoying to work out around.",
      "Drinking til you black out/puke everywhere.\n\nIt's gross, its stupid and it's a colossal waste of good money, food and alcohol.",
      "Having meetings with the enemies of your country.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nYou make peace with your enemies, not your allies.  You're already on the same page with your friends.  A few words with an enemy can save more than a few lives on both sides.",
      "Habitually showing up late for appointments.\n\nClergy lament the fact that weddings typically start 20-45 minutes beyond the stated time of the ceremony because many think it's \"fashionable\" to arrive late.",
      "Chewing with your mouth full. Also, talking with your mouth open. So rude.",
      "Lying.",
      "Being 'fashionably late'",
      "Living in Florida, the one thing the cro-magnons down here believe is appropriate to do is smack their fucking food like they're a farm animal.\nLike seriously, close your goddamn mouth.\nNobody wants to see your food in your mouth or hear you eat."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 61,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] What\u2019s something that you never look forward to that happens during sex?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My dog trying to enter the room and get on the bed. It's either very unnerving because this old ass puggle is trying to do a cuddle against you while you're getting railed, or he's pressing his idiot face against the door to  try and open it and you can hear him snorting.",
      "Pulling my jeans off over my bony-ass ankles. Always stops everything dead-cold while I roll about in the fetal position with my feet in the air trying my damndest to get naked ASAP.",
      "A cramp in the back of my thigh just when things are getting good.",
      "Queefing. It is simultaneously super embarrassing and mood ruining-ly hilarious. But I also tend to just laugh at inopportune times.",
      "Deciding who's gonna get the towel after you're finished",
      "Needing to fart \n\nRare, but it\u2019s awful trying to hold it in while also relaxing",
      "When my boyfriend uses his tongue when kissing me.\nIt turns him on so much, he moans and that part is hot, but I personally just hate tongues in mouths. I let him do it a few times or right when he is about to cum because it enhances his experience, but otherwise I just hate it.",
      "When the other person cums WAY before you\u2019re close.",
      "Putting on a condom, and the stretched rubber smell of the condom afterward. Basically everything about dealing with condoms.\n\nEdit: Actually I do like swinging the splooge filled condom around like a lasso on the way to the garbage can."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 62,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How many Reddit accounts do you have?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Well, there's this one...",
      "I've had countless. My main one which I've used steadily for like 6 years and this one which is my current throwaway (use for posting nudes and supporting on askreddit).",
      "1",
      "3",
      "1",
      "Enough to downvote you into oblivion twice. I just can't figure out their passwords tho'",
      "1",
      "After occasionally lurking for like 4 years, this is my one and only account (I typically don't do social networking, so that's part of it).",
      "One, because I'm lazy enough not to care what I post here. But, I also have an imgur account, so like 1.5",
      "2"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 63,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why is stagnant population growth (such as Japan) considered a bad thing when constant population growth seems unsustainable?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ageing population is a problem, since we need young workers to care for the elderly and to pay their pensions via taxes.",
      "Japan's entire economic model is low-wage (relatively speaking) exports. It was China before China. That can't remain the case if the labor pool is shrinking as supply and demand dictates that the smaller the supply of a certain commodity is available with high demand, the more expensive it'll be.",
      "Because economic systems are built on GDP growth - when the economy grows we all do better.  Stock markets go up and we compound interest to make exponentially more money.  This has worked throughout capitalism because global populations have risen.  More people need more homes and infrastructure and this creates more jobs and these extra people buy more things.  This only works if the population keeps growing - its a kind of human pyramid scheme.  This is what we are going to have to deal with now.  Which politician is going to stand on a platform of \"hey, theres going to be less jobs, less investment, less growth, your investments and pension are going to get smaller!\"",
      "Because it needs to be balanced. Because of Japan\u2019s lack of kids being made, the Japanese economy will basically crash in the next 20-25 years. Although a world without kids sounds ducking great, they make up for a lot of fucking buying.",
      "Don't forget, if we believe that we can truly colonize space one day, such as expanding to Mars, then we are horribly under populated currently.",
      "A stagnant population means there aren't as many younger people able to fill gaps in the workforce, and there will also be less people to care for all the elderly people, meaning quality of life for them goes down too.\n\n\nConstant growth means there are too many people for the resources of a particular area, not just things like food, but housing, jobs etc. Meaning more people have to rely on govt. assistance. \n\nA stable population is whats needed. Something in between these two extremes.",
      "Some welfare policies are ponzi schemes that require growth to sustain (e.g. social security).",
      "Less slaves to expand your empire with",
      "If I leave my tin foil on its cuz they need young workers. If I take it partially off it\u2019s because they need workers whom are from countries with very low living standards who won\u2019t say uhhhh this very difficult labor in the field is more than a minimum wage kinda job. \nIf i completely remove the tinfoil I\u2019ll quit talking about Japan because Idk enough about their biz but I\u2019d wager it\u2019s because elites in the west have  succeeded in convincing the people whom were brought up there and have some amount of lineage there a number of things, abortion is good, getting married and having kids is immoral cuz climate, sterilize yourself for the climate etc. and now they can say its to lay for the \u201caging population\u201d since families are destroyed and they don\u2019t tend to have any to take care of them so NOW they have an excuse to import people from other cultures, who will now pollute at the rate of a first worlder/westerner, that don\u2019t have the same history informing a cultural distrust of centralized governmental authority whom will vote to give them more and more assets to spend on crap like 52k dollar curtains under the guise of \u201ccaring\u201d while massively misusing their funds for their self interest. They know shrinking having their purview shrink is a VERY uphill battle as opposed to handing them more. Ok... I\u2019m putting the hat back now.",
      "Work force becomes an issue. Germany let in those refugees partly because their work force was stagnated and ageing out. Now they have a fresh supply of 21-34 year olds. Yes they will need work and language training, but overall it's a win."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 64,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Reddit, what was the worst/ scariest nightmare or dream you have ever had?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I remember accidental dropping my pet turtle and shattering its shell, kinda scarred me for life",
      "I once dreamt about killing myself. I think about very frequently, so it's not a surprise. I decided to jump off the window. I remember my exact thoughts as I was falling, stuff like \"oh no go back\" \"pause\" \"Oh I can't go back this is the real life\" and then waking up. It felt so real and it kinda scared me. I stopped thinking about suicide for a while after that.",
      "gorilla",
      "I forgot to save my fish from my burning house. And i just sat there, crying outside my house. Needless to say when i woke up i proceeded to hug my fish's aquarium",
      "It started out with my siblings and I at the beach. We wanted to go find my mom who was in a town. So we start off on our bikes and end up going past a church down this giant hill, and into town. I have never been in a town like this no idea where it came from. My mom was in this like thrift store with a lady and a man. I went into it to find her and she tells me she'll only be a moment, so I start to wander around, and notice the man start to head out the back onto a deck like thing. I follow him for some reason. I get out and don't see him, he comes out of the shadows and says, \"No one can help you now.\" This voice keeps ringing in my head as I sink down the railing and my vision goes black, I tried to scream for help but I can't. My vision goes completely black with the voice ringing in my head Was 99% sure I was possessed.",
      "My scariest was a nightmare where I was in school and walked to the toilet to discover that it was pitch black \nWith some barely audible breathing coming from inside. So I turned on the light and heard a creepy deranged voice slowly say \u201cyou shouldn\u2019t have come in here\u201d then one of the three stall doors opened but I couldn\u2019t see who or what was in there because I was already running away but I heard these rapid footsteps chasing me, I was just about to reach the classroom door and I woke up. It really scared me for a while.",
      "I have always had really intense dreams. I could probably name thirty scary ones I remember. Being chased with guns, monsters, my real life enemies, storms, car crashes, bugs, apocalypses, you name it.\n\nBut the WORST are the ones with my Mom in them. She died in 2011 (she was 45 and I was 20). In my dreams, she always just reappeared after a mysterious disappearance. Like, she abandoned our family because she didn't like us anymore. Or we didn't know where she'd been. Or she went on a bender. Or she was traveling for work for the past decade.\n\nIt's always just... unresolved and full of anxiety. When I wake up, sometimes it takes me an hour to remember that it wasn't real and she *is* gone... never to reappear.",
      "As a little kid, I dreamed that I had been separated from my mom and couldn\u2019t find her. When I finally spotted her, she was on a huge bulldozer driving away from me.  Sounds pretty absurd now, but it upset me enough that I\u2019ve remembered it my whole life.",
      "As a kid, I had a frequent dream about mutant, beefed-up Gorillas. The tops of their heads were see-through so you could see their huge, pulsating brains. They were horrifically violent, ripping people apart. They would start to gather outside my house and I knew I had to escape to survive. I was home alone, so it was all down to me. As they started climbing the walls and smashing through the glass, I would race to the garage. I would find the keys to the sit-on lawnmower and start it up, just in time. A huge gorilla would smash through the door and I would drive out on the lawnmower. It never ended well. Strange thing is, we didn't even own a sit-on lawnmower."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 65,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which word did you mispronounce for a long time before realising?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hyperbole.",
      "My father used to tell me that I had an excellent \"reading vocabulary.\"\n\nThat was his way of saying, \"Max, you mispronounce things a lot.\"\n\nMispronounced words in my repertoire (ree-per-TOY-ray) included:\n\nObelisk (OBE-lisk)    \nChagrin (CHAIR-in)    \nGolem (Gah-LEEM)    \nMyth (Meeth)    \nBlithe (Bleeth)    \n\n... and a whole host of others that I can't be bothered to remember right now.\n\nStill, even those mistakes were nothing compared to my younger brother's best mispronunciation.\n\nMy family used to go skiing every other weekend when I was younger, and quite frequently, the only entertainment we'd have while staying at our condo was a stack of *Fox Trot* comic collections. Although I wasn't an especially avid fan of the strip (though I did feel a certain sympathy for Jason), the books were still more entertaining than staring at the wall for hours on end. Anyway, after spending an evening reading the comics in question, my brother learned a new expression... and he decided to use it as a commentary on our dinner that night. The moment we all sat down, he stared at his plate and yelled:\n\n\"*Bleach!*\"\n\nEveryone turned to look at him. \"What?\" my father asked.\n\n\"Bleach!\" repeated my brother. \"Bleach!\"\n\n\"Clorox,\" I answered. \"What are you talking about?\"\n\n\"No, not *bleach*,\" my brother said. \"*Bleach!* Like they say in *Fox Trot*.\"\n\nAfter a moment of silence, something seemed to occur to my father. \"Do you mean '*blech?*'\" he asked.\n\n\"Oh. Yes.\" My brother eyed his plate again. \"Blech!\"\n\nEveryone at the table laughed about that, after which my father told my brother that he was being rude, and to shut up and eat his dinner.\n\n**TL;DR: \"*****Bleach!*****\"**",
      "Banal",
      "thought wheelbarrow was wheelbarrel",
      "Chipotle \n\nApparently it isn't pronounce 'chipottle'.",
      "Gnocci",
      "Confiscated. I always pronounced it as \"con-fist-i-cated\"",
      "Yosemite",
      "Yose-mite",
      "Ficus"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 66,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What historical event you can't believe happened?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The survival of Koalas. You wanna know why? Because Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.",
      "Witch burning! \n\nSounds so absurd. People really were sheer lunatics back then.",
      "The whole jesus resurection thing. Like the only person in recorded history with +1 life"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 67,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the shittiest thing an ex did to you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Told people they break up with me because they were just using me for my cum.\n\nI broke up with them. They never made me cum. I was so confused.",
      "Borrowed my car because I had a company car, and needed my car to get our child around.\n\nForged my signature at a dealership, and sold my car, bought herself one in her name with the proceeds!",
      "Told me she was pregnant with my child one night, ghosted and blocked me the next day, then had her dad say she'd sue me for rape if I tried to pursue paternity rights. I spent a year in constant fear of going to prison before going to a lawyer to get some time with my son, she went to the police. Sucks for her though, I'm not in prison and I get to hang out with my kid all the time.",
      "Didn\u2019t pay rent for two years w e lived together. \n\nAt 3AM, broke into the house I kicked him out of the week prior and tackled me to the ground. My new roommate had to pry him off of me.\n\nHe also told me that other guys would think that my boobs were weird but he likes them anyways. Rude.",
      "Shit on my chest"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 68,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some weird Christmas traditions from around the world that most people might not have heard of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "In Japan they celebrate Christmas with KFC",
      "Krampus",
      "Sounds like someone needs a lesson from [Sam O'Nella](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYY9VLOSLxk)",
      "Zwarte \"It's cultural, I swear we're not racist!\" Piet in the Netherlands.",
      "We stab a pig in the neck and let it slowly bleed to death. Then we burn its skin with an improvised flamethrower.\n\nThe pig gets butchered and we consume the skin exactly as it is peeled of the carcas. We clean its intestines and fill them with the pig's own chopped meat.\n\nWe call it simply Christmas.",
      "Well my family gets together and gets shitfaced drunk all week then shoots off fireworks.",
      "Leaving stockings out for Saint Nicholas on December 5th",
      "We put a coin in the Christmas bread. When we split the bread, the person that finds the coin is going to have good financial luck for the next year.\n\nOne of the splits goes towards the house, and if the house piece has the coin we're all gonna be moderately lucky with our money.",
      "Christmas starts at September 1"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 69,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who've been using reddit since the beginning of the decade, what is your most memorable moment on the site?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Not a particular moment but r/place has stuck with me. it was a real gem of an idea and i'm sad that it was never brought back in some fashion.",
      "When the guy admitted to murder through a confession bear meme, and was later arrested. It was the first time in history a meme was used as evidence in a court of law.\n\nAlso when Obama did an AMA that almost broke the internet.",
      "I remember the safe story. This guy cockblocked us as he tried to figure out how to open a safe he\u2019d found. Also, the story about the guy that came on his wall nightly and ended up growing mushrooms under his bed lol"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 70,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Guys often experience \"random boners\" and erections without any clear or sexual reason, but do girls ever have an equivalent situation with their genitals? Does this happen to you, and if so what is your experience?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I remember in the 8th grade, I thought women's nipples only got hard when they were horny. And I remember feeling all like Fabio when I walked into first period math class on a December morning.",
      "Yeah, sometimes you just get randomly wet. It can just be discharge or for some reason you\u2019re wet down there, depends on the time of a girl\u2019s cycle too.",
      "\ud83d\udc40\ud83c\udf7f",
      "Wet spots",
      "Flush rush",
      "Yep, getting randomly wet"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 71,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Whats the Most expensive thing you have ever Stolen?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A Hershey bar from my sister",
      "Probably chewing gum from my local store.\nFelt so bad about it so I payed extra the next time I went there. I'm not a man of crime",
      "The happiness of a little kid having ice cream.\n\nThat was a damn good ice cream",
      "Her Heart",
      "My wife\u2019s heart",
      "Your moms virginity. Cost me a life time of happiness",
      "A can of pepsi.",
      "Hot wheels car",
      "One CocaCola jar and two chocolates, that was my last stolen things",
      "Parmesan cheese."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 72,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was the new year's of 2000 like?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I drank alot of champagne. I remember the ball drop and the news reel of notable events of the last hundred years. Y2K panic had mostly already faded, so it was a pretty chill NYE",
      "My cousin flipped the breaker for the house at midnight and everyone freaked out. \n\nHe was only 9 years old. \n\nA+ prank.",
      "It was a weird combination of living through a pretty cool moment mixed in with a dash of fear.\n\nThe cool part?  We got to see the end of a millennium.  It was a moment seen by few before.  \n\nOn the flip side, you had the Y2K issue.  Tons of work had been done to prevent any Y2K related issues in the years leading up to Y2K.  However, was everything really fixed?  There was a slight underlying fear I think where people really didn't think anything significant would break, but what if something did?\n\nOn the extreme side, people stockpiled food, water, and were ready to shelter in place.  Most people just treated it like most any other New Years and drank.  Much of the technology industry were monitoring equipment and basically bored out of their mind because nothing happened (thanks to the hard work done the year or two before)",
      "I tasted champagne for the first time and discovered I hate it",
      "It really caused the giant fake glasses trend with the year as the frames thing to take off. \n\nFor this I wish the missiles got launched.",
      "Uneventful despite all the hype.",
      "I was too drunk to really care.  I do remember being pissed because Y2K didn't close everything meaning I had to go to work in the morning.",
      "It was the last gasp of the live band swing music scene out here in the SF Bay Area. I had a great gig and then it all dried up after that. Everyone else felt it too. People stopped going out, the fad was over, whatever.",
      "everyone shitting themselves over the Y2K bug or end of the world.",
      "We made fun of the idiots celebrating the end of the century a year early."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 73,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] Conspiracy theorists, have you ever accepted the \"official story\" for something after formerly believing in a conspiracy? What made you change your mind?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Yes, chemtrails. I realized how dissipated anything dropped from that high up would be by the time it fell far enough to the ground to get  dangerous. And thought \"what the fuck would anyone stand to gain from doing this\".",
      "My aunt convinced me that GMOs were created for slimming the population. Realized that without GMOs we\u2019d have a weaker economy, food would be more expensive, and there might be a food shortage in the future with increased population",
      "Just here to support the question. The one that comes to mind for me is 9/11. And the only part of the conspiracy theory I\u2019m still holding onto is from the fact that they released files from the 60s or something like that, that detailed the idea to fly planes into a public place to garner public support for attacking Cuba? I think it was. So whose not to say that\u2019s what was at play on 9/11.\n\nEdit: apologies for the poor wording.",
      "I doubt that happens often. A lot of theories arise because they are rejecting the \"official story.\""
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 74,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is a misconception about your country of origin that you'd like to clear up?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When I'm abroad, I'll say I'm from Northern Ireland and most people think it's just the north of the Republic of Ireland. Northern Ireland is actually a separate country from the Republic of Ireland.",
      "- The pyramids are not in some faraway place in the desert, they are about a 2 minute walk from the nearest main road.\n\n- we don't ride camels to work and 90% of us don't even know how to ride a camel.\n\n- we have internet, cellphones, cars, and live in apartments just like everyone one else.",
      "We don't all just sit around drinking tea and eating crumpets \n\nI mean, I'm drinking tea and eating crumpets right now but that's beside the point!",
      "Not all Romanians are lazy, thieves or beggars",
      "Canadians dont live in igloos",
      "We do not ride kangaroos!!!",
      "We don't all sound the same. This is from an Englishman.\nWe aren't all posh we aren't all roadmen we don't all have the same accent.\n\nIf u want to see how different the accents are Search up Birmingham accent, Scouse accent and Geordie accent because they're the most distinctive.",
      "we\u2019re not all terrorists(northern ireland)",
      "I'm native American/ Mexican and I live in America. A common misconception about me is that Mexicans from America and Mexico assume I speak Spanish. \n\nI don't speak Spanish at all, my wife and her family does though. I've worked with her dad and lived with them for over a year now and they don't even bother speaking English when they talk to me. I eventually learned how to understand what they're saying but I still have no clue how to speak it.\n\nAlso, that Americans are fat, lazy and stupid. I am all those things but not because I'm American.",
      "Just because I was born in Germany, does not mean I'm a nazi."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 75,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the most juiciest secrets you've heard?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Shhhh....Bruce wayne is Batman",
      "At the time when mr. wulff was the german Chancellor (he was very corrupt) \n\n Bundeswehr generals started planning to overthrow the government and replace all ranks with reserve soldiers\n\nThis however never happened because wulff left his position as a Chancellor, since then this plans have stayed a secret that can't be confirmed by anyone\n\nI heard it during an internship at my local airforce base from a general that I brought to the airport",
      "A kid in my school sent a... picture to his cousin asking if she wanted to... wrestle",
      "Nice try",
      "Dick in turkey",
      "I'll tell my juiciest secret. I drink juice",
      "Don't tell anyone!!! Juicy",
      "[deleted]",
      "Juicy drops have more flavor than ever. Get Juicy",
      "A real person who got cucked. Like he had a tumble with her in the morning, she goes to another dude in the afternoon, got told everything and then looks at the person who told him and deadass goes \"I appreciate the heads up but you shouldn't break her trust like this\" like what."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 76,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the most fucked up thing you\u2019ve heard a kid say?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "one kid was waiting at a water fountain and yelled \"damn, i need a beer.\"",
      "I was walking behind a dad and his kid in a crosswalk and the little shit turned around and said \"You're gonna die\" in a very Damien-like voice. That Dad heard it, but didn't say anything.  I still hope that kid gets coal at Christmas.",
      "\"My daddy dick is bigger than yours\"",
      "\"Caillou-lookin ass\"",
      "I was in highschool riding the bus home and a 4th-5th grader sat down next to me. We struck up a little conversation, when out of the blue he exclaimed, \"My mother died last week, you remind me of her, and I dream about fucking her dead body every night.\" He was so animated when he said it. That I figured an older kid put him up to it, but no, this kid I later learned, had some serious issues. The mother did just die (confirmed by his brother) and his brother told me that it wasn't uncommon for him to say inappropriate things like that and he had been in therapy for several years.",
      "There was a kid (6 year old-ish) and I said \"Hey kid\"\n\nOut of nowhere, he said \"I might be a kid, but I have it bigger and stronger than you, you short dicked asshole\"\n\nThen I said \"That was not very nice, I want you to apology\"\n\nThe kid says \"Want an apology? Take this up yours and your mom (Flips the bird to me)\"\n\nI trampled the little shit with my foot and the little bastard was crying like hell..... Don't blame me, I was also young. Like 12. And that kid deserved it.",
      "Well I was hitting it off with a guy at a party and this little girl comes by and asks what's all over my face. She was talking about my forehead acne--this was years ago-- but she really asked that in front of this guy! We laughed about it but deep down I wanted to throw her across the room >:(",
      "i was babysitting my moms ex\u2019s kids and the older boy runs in the room, says that i have a nice ass and laughs, then runs out. he was 6 at the time. had to tell his dad who made him apologize to me and he was adequately punished",
      "My brother to my mom regarding a nurse and said very loud: Mom that nurse is really fat. She heard him. She was also the one that gave him his shot like 20 min later. He cried. I wonder if him crying is related...",
      "My little 7-year-old niece saw a pic of me with my girlfriend (at the time) and told me \u201cYou can do better\u201d"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 77,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you cope with stress?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Grass",
      "Not well",
      "I remain in panic state most of time",
      "cold shower, music, hype",
      "Alcohol and cigarettes. I need to change habits. I also take care of my aquariums",
      "Murder",
      "weed. A lot of weed.",
      "Video Games and booze",
      "Trying to learn a new fact about history/science each day so I feel like I\u2019m storing information and it makes me feel like less of a waste of space",
      "I lay down in my bed and listen to some calm music, usually at night with the windows open"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 78,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You have one wish, but the first person who replies will choose a catch, what is your wish?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I wish for unlimited Mac n cheese.",
      "I wish to be happy.",
      "I wish for the person who replies and me to have good health.",
      "For the other person to become mute",
      "I wish to be immortal.",
      "A footjob from my mother in law",
      "For the other person to become paralyzed every time they try to reply.",
      "World peace.",
      "Modern Warfare 2 will be remastered",
      "I wish to breath under water"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 79,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How good is sex compared to masturbation ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Good sex is miles better than masturbating. \n\nBad sex and I\u2019d rather be masturbating.",
      "Jerking off is great. But sex is about connection, spirit, passion, communication, intense gratification, opening yourself emotionally, and maybe even love. The two don't compare.",
      "The inside of a vagina is made from the same skin cells as the inside of your cheeks. So find a friend and put your penis in their mouth.   It\u2019s not gay if done in the name of science!",
      "Lol right now it looks like 100 % of these responses are from the male side of Reddit",
      "Completely different class of action, nothing you do with your hands can compare.",
      "It depends based on the person's skill in bed and connection to you. Honestly, you'll be too anxious and worried the first couple times to feel a emotional/romantic connection with your partner or notice their sexual prowess.",
      "I dunno if it's like this with everyone, but for me, good sex just tends to stay with me for a while. It's like swimming in this positive vibe that might last days, weeks afterward.(and really, I still pretty fondly remember some encounters years later) Less-than-good sex, too, really, although that's mostly defined by if drama ensued afterward. \n\nMasturbation, not so much. I don't think I've ever once in my life thought fondly about a specific time I masturbated like 'yeah, that was awesome'. Or gone into the next day like 'can't wait to masturbate again!' But, despite that, I think masturbating has produced some of the most powerful orgasms for me, too, there is something to be said for the ways in which you can just hyper-focus on exactly what gets you off and fine tune that to be a really potent, if fleeting, feeling.",
      "Rather beat it",
      "Its like comparing Orange vs. Orange candy. The two feels like same but completely different.",
      "Most of what I crave is the intimacy of sex. Orgasms come second. Don't get me wrong, I'll get myself off any day if I'm horny and have privacy, but it'll never come close to when I get the real thing."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 80,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the stereotypes about NZ around the globe?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sheep fuckers",
      "That they have sex with sheep",
      "Their Prime Minister seems to be normal size, surprising for a country full of sheep-loving hobbits.",
      "New zealanders are called kiwis",
      "They hate maps",
      "That New Zealand doesn\u2019t exist. There are too many maps without it.",
      "Sex and six is pronounced exactly the same way",
      "Best place to live.",
      "That it is to Australia what Canada is to America",
      "You like to pair up and play guitars while singing amusing novelty songs."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 81,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Depends. Are we talking like a hive mind situation or just a bunch of people with the same DNA?\n\nAlso, there\u2019d be a major problem with inbreeding.",
      "Sexy",
      "I'd definitely feel less lonely",
      "Extremely emotional.",
      "*Genghis Khan has entered the chat*",
      "It would be a great world. Full of peaceful humans. Respecting each other. Having a lot of fun. And there would be a lots of free-Hugs-days.",
      "In my honest opinon, it would be better",
      "In about 60-80 years the planet will be totally human free.\n\nSo, the world will be beautiful",
      "Probably pretty peaceful. We're all relatively lazy, and cognizant of our own tendency to escalate, so we'd keep it chill to prevent the other guy from escalating too hard.",
      "Suicidal but hard working"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 82,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your favorite food to have for breakfast?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Gotta have Bowl, gotta have cereal. \n\nI SEEE MY FRIENDSSSS",
      "Bacon and eggs on toast w coffee",
      "Cold leftover TexMex.",
      "Breakfast sandwiches",
      "Either French toast, waffles, or donuts",
      "Toast",
      "Cornbeef hash. I live it.",
      "Coffee.",
      "Toasted everything bagel with cream cheese, tomato and cucumber slices, salt and pepper",
      "pancakes. could eat those for the rest of my life."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 83,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your catchphrase? You know, that thing you say probably once a day and you don\u2019t even realize?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hello there",
      "\"Shiiiiiiiit\"",
      "Could be worse",
      "\"If that's the worst part of my day its been a good day\"",
      "I constantly say legit, or literally every time I speak about something, like everyday, multiple times without realizing, Im pretty sure I just say that to exaggerate my talking.",
      "i think i say \u201cyo\u201d a lot. \ni use it as a greeting or just a blank thing to say sometimes",
      "Oof or oofy. Idk why I say the last one, I just do",
      "Shhot me already or yee",
      "\u201cGet in the fucking cash lane, cocksuck(er)!\u201d",
      "How long are you going to be in there... fucking hurry up I need to take a shit"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 84,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you think of men who will try to make a relationship work with a girl no matter her personality but as long as she looks good?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Dumb and/or horny",
      "Not much...but I think even less of the girl who is ok with dating someone like that.",
      "They\u2019re in for a miserable life.",
      "Honestly don\u2019t care. I wouldn\u2019t do it personally but if it works for them, it works for them.",
      "Sad and foolish.",
      "Well that\u2019s certainly known as shallow on his part. Everyone tends to be different, so we never know some peoples reasons for actions or words they choose. I know I have the tendency to focus too much on outside physical beauty..",
      "Fuck them I guess",
      "Kinda feel sad for both of them. Neither will be happy. She will have unknowingly wasted her life with someone who doesn't give a sht about her as a person (at some point she's going to realize something isn't right) and he will have wasted his life with someone he's not happy with for the sake of appearances.",
      "r/suspiciouslyspecific",
      "As a man, I think it's silly. A woman's mind is what makes a woman sexy. If it's all look and no brain to you. Get yourself an escort."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 85,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Abuse preventive specialists of reddit, what are some signs that someone you are with, rather its romantically sexualy, platonic or just roomates, are abusive? And what should one do if they are in a abusive relationship of any kind?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Before anything else ... start recording audio and/or video for evidence. \n\nThat is the only way she will be convicted and sent to prison for abusing you, Bro.",
      "Read Why Does He Do That? by Lundy Bancroft"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 86,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the biggest problem you're in right now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Preparing my wife and toddlers for when I deploy.\n\nEdit: no, actually that's a problem I know will come and go. Depression won't go.  It'll be with me when I'm there, and It'll still be there when I get back. I might get some bright spots every now and then, but it's just a few moments of relief against an oppressing blackness.",
      "Depression",
      "I can't find a Ditto with Imposter in Pokemon Shield. This is a problem because a competition is coming up.",
      "I'm broke.",
      "No queso",
      "Nicotine addiction",
      "Broke",
      "I smoke cigarretes, but want to quit",
      "Working on an overdue thesis",
      "Probably having 0 work motivation and tons of meaningless depression."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 87,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your favorite anime?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST",
      "Avatar the last air bender",
      "Death Note",
      "Attack on titans",
      "Call me a basic btch, but Sword Art Online was very enjoyable when it first came out",
      "Hunter x Hunter (2011). I've watched and re-watched the whole series like 5 times already.",
      "Evangelion, Cuz it's not all about robots.",
      "Jojo\u2019s bizarre adventure",
      "Puella Magi Madoka Magica",
      "Seinfeld of course. Who can forget the infamous scene where Jerry-San betrays George Shogun by eating his soup!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 88,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you say penis in your language?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Le Sosig",
      "Penis is the same in German",
      "Kyrp\u00e4",
      "\u0445\u0443\u0435",
      "Pene",
      "\u039a\u03c9\u03bd\u03c3\u03c4\u03b1\u03bd\u03c4\u03af\u03bd\u03bf\u03c2 \u039c\u03c0\u03bf\u03b3\u03b4\u03ac\u03bd\u03bf\u03c2 \n\nor \u03c0\u03bf\u03cd\u03c4\u03c3\u03b1/ \u03c0\u03ad\u03bf\u03c2 (poytsa/peos)",
      "Bulbul (Hebrew)",
      "\u611f\u89c9\u65e5\u672c\u9999\u6e2f\u53c2\u52a0\u90fd\u4e0d\u884c\u5bb6\u5e38\u4fbf\u996d\u5c31\u50cf\u597d\u50cf\u4e0d\u9519\u5427\u770b\u5230\u4f60\u7684\u8868\u73b0\u8fdb\u884c\u9636\u6bb5",
      "Penis",
      "Penis"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 89,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Until recently, what were you in denial about?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I was in denial of having a big penis.",
      "confessing to my crush",
      "My country electing a right winged, incompetent and borderline fascist president.",
      "Having a crush on a close childhood friend",
      "That google stadia was going to get better. I've finally come to terms that it was dead on arrival.",
      "Regretting saving a life",
      "That I wasn't really good looking.",
      "That I am borderline retarded"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 90,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the main problems with the news industry today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Clicks and ad placement matter more than the news.\n\nInstead of factual reporting they'll just bend over backwards to please whoever gives them the most income.\n\nIntegrity has gone the way of the dodo.",
      "They don't report news stories they try and create them",
      "They need to to always have a story. There can\u2019t be a day with no news, and when there is a story, you need to cover it fast",
      "People no longer accept the concept of an objective reality.\n\nIf Walter Cronkite said Fidel Castro was popular in Cuba, that was it.  You might hate Castro or might admire him, but everyone accepted that he was popular.",
      "Not sure if it\u2019s really \u201ctoday\u201d, but there has definitely been an increase in it. \n\nDefamation journalism. It has always been expected from celebrity magazines, but so-called \u201crespected news sources\u201d have been pulling this crap as well. Instead of researching ACTUAL news, they make stuff up like they\u2019re Rita fucking Skeeter from Harry Potter. Grinds my gears.",
      "Everyone, no matter who, is always controlled by someone in their own way. And that's not just from \"today\", but that has always been the case.\n\nit is better to inform yourself independently!",
      "Clickbait, because if they're not using it, it won't attract people.",
      "Speed is more important than accuracy. If they're first, they get the views, so being first is more important than being right. That leads to reporting of every bullshit rumor and gossip and half-assed attempts to retract or correct them later, rather than fact-checking and verifying the information is accurate before reporting it.",
      "Pedophilia",
      "Ratings trump literally everything."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 91,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Do fish see water, how we see air?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You can see air?!",
      "If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?",
      "I mean, it would appear so. But it is a translucent liquid, meaning it is semi-clear but still visible. Like a plastic. It would be the same as we appeared water. Except for cave fish, they are blind.",
      "I just imagined fish see air as water and water as air",
      "Yes.\n\nIn exactly the same way that we don't see air either.",
      "I thunk fish see through water like we do.",
      "we don't see air. we see the effects of rushing air...wind, items floating/blowing by via wind, etc. fish do not see water, but the see the particles suspended in said water",
      "r/showethoughts",
      "Physically no\n\nConceptually yes",
      "I wonder about that too. Let me ask them."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 92,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your last comment plus 2020 is now your presidential slogan. What is your slogan?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Damn, madonna is still alive 2020!",
      "That's not what immortal means. 2020.",
      "Make microwaves great again",
      "Its basically about blowing shit up and setting off fireworks. Cause everyday is Independence Day.\n\nPretty close to what my actual slogan would be if I ever ran for president.",
      "Money 2020",
      "FUCK YEAH!!! 2020",
      "Cancel culture 2020",
      "You're either part of the problem, or you're part of the solution. 2020",
      "American car maker vs Italian car maker 2020",
      "Except for cave fish, they are blind 2020."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 93,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you didn\u2019t have access to your mobile phone from today until January 1st 2020, how would your life be different?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'd probably get more sleep.",
      "I'd have to go back to reading the shampoo bottle when I poop.",
      "I'd use my tablet more.",
      "I would have to leave my house and go to actual stores to shop for Christmas presents. Ugh!",
      "It would be absolutely no different in any way.",
      "I\u2019d lose my snap streaks and I wouldn\u2019t be able to talk with my cousin over Christmas to try and do a coordinated hack attack on the new ltt Minecraft server.",
      "Would be hard for work to call me for overtime & my friends would just have to come knock on my door to visit and make plans but otherwise I'd be just fine with it!!! Maybe should try it. \ud83e\udd14",
      "I\u2019d have to print a lot more shit out - directions, airplane tickets, etc.\n\nWould be really inconvenient tbh",
      "I wouldn't do it. My husband drives truck and I need to be able to speak with him... and I need my phone for his accounting. Not everything backs up to my laptop.",
      "I wouldn't be able to talk to my daughter at college, or text my husband when he's at work. I would also have trouble keeping track of my appointments. Plus no reddit."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 94,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your very first memory?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I've confirmed this with my mother a long time ago, because I was sure I had misremembered something or was forming a memory from a story I was later told.  Turns out, this is a real memory...\n\nMy 3rd birthday.  I remember being brought outside at my grandmother's house by my grandmother and mom.\nMy father was beside something covered in a tarp.  He pulled it away and showed that it was a playground slide.  That was my present from him that year.\nI remember that he was wearing a blue and white striped shirt and that he and I stayed out there for a long time as he helped me up the ladder and caught me at the bottom of the slide.  Over and over again.\n\n\nAnd that's it.   I have no other memory of him.  He shot himself 2 months later.  \n\nGoddamn am I glad I have that memory.  I hope it never fades.",
      "Grandma and me watching a soap opera when I was 3.\n\nShe died shortly thereafter so its the ONLY memory i have of her.  I hold onto it dearly",
      "A holiday in America when I was 3. We had a camper van and had pulled over on this long straight forested road. There were chipmunks everywhere. I remember wanting to try and feed one and tame it so I could put it in my pocket and bring it home.",
      "Am I the only one who can't answer this question? My early memories are like multiple bobbing apples floating in a misty sea. I can't possibly separate any one and single that out as my \"first\". All I remember are collective moments from the life that was \"my childhood\".",
      "A ceiling with round lights for whatever reason.",
      "Shitting myself in school during preschool, then my dad yelling at me for it at home.",
      "First actually memory of how I felt...Being able to wear tinted chap stick in 4th grade and thinking I was the hottest shit. I've seen pictures. I'm surprised I even had friends.",
      "Holding onto the trolley  watching the blue sky thinking woow, that's a lot of cotton candy.",
      "I was like 4/5 and one boy in my class told me to go with him under de table when the teacher went out. He kissed me. Now we are both 18 and I feel like things are really awkward when we see eachother. I doubt he remembers, but it\u2019s stuck with me :)",
      "My very first memory is of being rather wet. \n\nGiven that I was in a bathtub at the time, this should probably come as no surprise, but I've learned that it's best to refrain from making assumptions about this kind of thing.\n\nAnyway, as it happens, this first memory of mine was both caught and reinforced by the fact that my parents were videotaping the interactions that I was having with my friend Abby. Some folks have suggested that the recollection may have been manufactured (or at the very least, influenced) by having seen the recording in the intervening years, but I remain steadfastly certain that my perspective is genuine. \n\nEither way, there exists \u2013 somewhere in a forgotten box of family memorabilia \u2013 a home movie of Abby and me taking a bath. We're both about two years old, and she's showing me how to capture bubbles with a cup and release them at the bottom of the tub.\n\nA keen observer will notice that I am staring a bit too intently at the area between Abby's legs.\n\nSeveral seconds pass, during which time Abby performs the cup-and-bubble trick for me again. Eventually, though, it becomes clear that I cannot contain my curiosity.\n\n\"Abby,\" I can be heard to ask, \"where is your penis?\"\n\nWithout hesitating for even a moment, Abby responds: \"In a drawer in the bedroom.\"\n\nThere may have been more to the exchange, but laughter from the adults behind the camera drowns it out.\n\n**TL;DR: I was disturbed by the sight (or lack thereof) of an allegedly misplaced penis.**"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 95,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What song is randomly stuck in your head today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "[This one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
      "Baby shark",
      "Mick Jenkins - The Trees",
      "In the summertime, when the weather is hot",
      "Black metal terrorist - Denzel",
      "High Hopes - Panic at the disco.",
      "Roxanne by Arizona Zervas",
      "the spongebob theme, every day",
      "Queen - Somebody to love FML",
      "\u201cIt\u2019s the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fine\u201d"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 96,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It's that season again. What is your secret weapon against the common cold?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Being anti-social at home. Can't catch the cold if I'm in my home and not with people.",
      "Lysosomes",
      "Tea, Earl Grey, hot.",
      "Immune system",
      "Exercise, rest, and wash my hands constantly.  I keep hand sanitizer close-by.",
      "Wash your filthy hands.",
      "Hot water mixed with ginger and honey",
      "Avoid all human contact, same as the rest of the year.",
      "A gun\n  \nFor myself, in case I catch it",
      "Flu shot"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 97,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Reddit, what would you like to know about the troubles in Northern Ireland?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "what\u2019s the main issue for all the commotion?",
      "Why don't the English government feel bad about it?",
      "Did the IRA really stick dynamite up people's arseholes to make a point?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 98,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What video game has not been made yet but should be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Portal 3",
      "KOTOR 3.",
      "Well, there *have* been games of this.\n\nBut, I think there should be *more* games where you play as the villain.\n\nThere are way too few.",
      "Obligatory a 100% science-based dragon mmorpg",
      "I know God of War did it, but I'd like to see more open ended RPGs that involve geek mythology. Specifically one where I can choose my character. Maybe they're out there and I just don't know it.",
      "We've got The Price is Right, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, and even Press Your Luck.\n\nWhere's the video game of Supermarket Sweep?",
      "A sandbox game that uses a life size map that is very detailed and of the whole world.",
      "#Half-Life^3",
      "VR D&D. Where you play as your rolled characters, in set dungeons and areas, with a DM controlling the monsters and other characters.\n\nIt could even have open source stuff, like connected to the Steam workshop for custom characters, races, and places. Make it in the unity engine, and it would be real easy.\n\nBut NOTHING like that has been made. The only thing that was made was playing D&D in VR. Like... rolling dice on a table in VR.",
      "An RPG like skyrim but with Japanese samurai culture. Start off as a samurai, maybe become a ninja, end up as a stealth archer."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 99,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are things that you thought was romantic, but you only know they are not after you get into a relationship?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Shower together.",
      "There's a limit to how romantic being spontaneous can be. \n\nLiving with people who do everything on a whim or never make plans because they \"live in the moment\" can be exhausting.",
      "Imagine getting into a relationship"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 100,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "For those of you that have tried LSD or shrooms-How did it change you, and was it a fundamental change in the way think about every day life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Made my mind open",
      "During the trip its like you have more senses than what you currently have, you can feel one with the universe which sounds really weird, but it just make perfectly sense when tripping. Its like you experience everything for the first time, and you think about things and see things from perspectives that you never had.\n\nAfter my first shroom trip I started to respect the nature (never ever litter anymore) and animals much more (spend more time playing with my pet), for me animals have the same value as us humans. I apperiate my family much more and realised that I have to spend more time with them before I regret it forever.",
      "LSD cured my depression and it made me a better person. I think more about how others are effected by every action I take and put myself in others shoes a lot more. This has helped me become a person I am happy to be and I find myself always wanting to improve myself further.",
      "Yeah. It made me a better person.",
      "I definitely look at the world much differently than most people who havent tripped.\n\nI feel like I can see through bullshit easier.",
      "Everything was funny. Music sounded awesome. Moving lights were really cool. Then it wore off. No permanent effects. I did acid probably 5 or 6 hundred times.",
      "It gave me a deep and profound sense of interconnectedness between all life on the planet."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 101,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your plan to take over the world?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ban news channel, so information don't travel, then win the world region by region, without anyone out there to protest except the people of that region",
      "Burn my allowance to disturb the economy",
      "Im gonna combine every human into one mind",
      "Germs like the 12 monkeys movie.",
      "Win woman of the year",
      "Fly away in a spaceship, wait 30 years, then come back.",
      "Travel to Egypt, Defeat all the enemies and face The World",
      "Remember, No russian",
      "Take a politician who's running for president and create a hostage situation"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 102,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What unnecessary LOTR lore would have Tolkien talked about if he had a Twitter account just like JK Rowling?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "He would have retroactively make a character gay to please people that get offended easily",
      "You don't need to ask that. It's called \"the Silmarillion\".",
      "Gimli and Legolas were in love.",
      "The dude wouls have dedicated the whole account to talking about EVERYTHING legolas.",
      "Aragorn once participated in a horse-lord bukkake to foster a temporary alliance."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 103,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "The American education system is undergoing a complete reform and you are in charge of it all. What changes do you make?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Cut all common core bullshit. Require students to now have a basic understanding of all concepts like in math, government, English, etc without them learning more or less useless information, and then open time up for their career-electives, like automotive, welding, computer, etc classes so they have a better understanding of what they will probably end up doing once they get to trade school/college. Also in-depth homeconomics so students can do their taxes, cooking, etc.",
      "start failing kids again",
      "Let every student actually choose what their willing to learn",
      "Having tall gates with spikes to deter people from getting in and getting out",
      "Uniforms, because teachers favor kids that dress better",
      "Teach the kids facts rather than sectarian bullshit.",
      "overhaul it completly and actually teach things needed in life like how to do taxes and not dumb things like microcondia being the powerhouse of the cell.",
      "I would make this declaration:\n\n\"Dear parents and all others concerned. We are not miracle workers. We are not saviors, We are teachers, trained to instruct in one or more subjects. If a child does not behave, does not do their homework, or just doesn't care or try, there is *nothing* we can do to drag a child into success. We need parents to actively engage in their child's education, and we need teachers to stop naively believing we can overcome parental apathy if only we had more money/more teachers/more resources.\n\nAlso, and this will be a hard pill to swallow for some, some kids just aren't cut out for college. I'm sorry, but it's true. The world needs tradespeople and people to work in the service industry, too.\"\n\nSincerely,\n\nEvery Public School Teacher",
      "Hire a panel of researchers that study schools and education and let them reform the school systems of our country under a uniform content standard that makes all of our students prepare for college and life after school. More funding for teachers to bring the best and brightest in and more funding for aides and assistants to give more kids more individual attention. We are the best economy in the world, why do you not have the best education system in the world?",
      "Use all available resources to combat poverty.\n\nSchools are fine in high income areas. Teachers are the most educated they have ever been.\n\nThe schools that fail unsurprisingly have student who come from poor families. If you fix poverty, you fix education.\n\nSource: have taught in private schools, upper middle class schools, and Title 1 schools since 2008."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 104,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Non-Americans of Reddit, what is your favorite American word/phrase?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Like oh. my god.",
      "Ni-",
      "Liar liar pants on fire",
      "Keep it simple, stupid."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 105,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why would a TON of satellites all be travelling in a line together in the night sky?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It could be SpaceX starlink, I believe they've been filmed before travelling like that",
      "Starlink. A satellite constellation being constructed by SpaceX to provide satellite internet access.",
      "They will continue to look like that for a while until they reach their operational orbit. This will also help with how they reflect the sun light.",
      "[*confirmed*](https://i.imgur.com/8UpmorY.jpg)",
      "There are several companies launching \"constellations\" of satellites to provide worldwide internet coverage.\n\nThese satellites DO travel in \"belts\".\n\nHere's a great animation.\n\nhttps://vimeo.com/165586684/2b505f05b4",
      "I can\u2019t tell what you\u2019re talking about. Do you think it\u2019s a conspiracy that satellites are a thing or? :( sorry",
      "So they don't crash into each other?",
      "What are you talking about? *You didn't see* ***anything***.",
      "SANTA?????",
      "Them MFs vibin to the conga, let 'em be."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 106,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How many hours per day is TOO MANY on your phone?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "25",
      "25",
      "You know what funnier than 24? \nThese comments \u201ctwenty five\u201d.",
      "25",
      "25",
      "25",
      "25",
      "About three fiddy",
      "24",
      "36"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 107,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Just how lazy are you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I am so lazy that I can\u2019t fin",
      "pretty la",
      "Im so laz",
      "I use a broom handle to turn off the light switch.\n\nSometimes when I'm drunk I use a bottle to pee. You try going every 20 minutes. It's annoying.",
      "Are you still watching trailer park boys?\n\nYes I'm still watching fucking trailer park boys, fuck off Netflix! \n\n[Throws shoe at Xbox controller]",
      "2/10",
      "Very",
      "I don't put effort into things that don't matter. That makes me kinda lazy.",
      "i never get out of bed",
      "When I can't work, or don't, I start to go stir crazy and feel like a lazy piece of shit who can't carry her weight. \n\nSo, probably not very with room to improve."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 108,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Guys, what are some SFW questions you have for girls?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "What is your name?\n\nWhat is your quest?\n\nWhat is your favorite color?",
      "yeah, I got nothing..",
      "What do you have against just being straightforward and telling us what you are thinking?",
      "Is it normal for a girl to have the same number of arms as a man?",
      "What do you think of men wearing shorts?",
      "Does makeup dry out your skin?",
      "Why do women hold grudges on other women for the same issues guys can argue, maybe even fight, and then be done with it and go back to being friends?",
      "What the hell is a scrunchie ? (as much detail as possible please)",
      "Would ot be creepy if someone randomly asked you what's your favorite sandwich on a bus stop?",
      "How do I fix a doorknob pls help it keep trapping me in the bathroom"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 109,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Where the hell did 2019 go?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hell",
      "Gone, reduced to atoms.",
      "It went out to get  cigarettes",
      "Same place all my hopes and dreams went",
      "It said OK Boomer and fucked off",
      "In our memories.",
      "Past the sound barrier",
      "Who fucking knows?",
      "Back to hell where it fucking belongs",
      "Fuck 2019 for the most part."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 110,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the worst lie you\u2019ve told that everyone believed?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Work thinks I'm some kind of scientist. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.\n\nSo I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.",
      "That I had a Twin Brother who drowned in a river when we were babies.\n\nPeople I had known nearly my entire life believed me.",
      "I have one eye that is 2 colors. As a child I got tired of people asking what was wrong with my eye so I started telling people that I got battery acid in it. For some reason everyone I told believed me.",
      "I'm Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader",
      "Imma pm you cause I think my brother follows me and can\u2019t really tell this if he\u2019s watching"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 111,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Imagine that every 24 hours you had to face a lion in hand to hand combat in your home, what strategies, traps and obstacles could you create in the next day (no firearms or bows) to ensure you survive your first encounter?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Wouldn't using traps and obstacles not be allowed in hand to hand. Those would be tools, which are not allowed.",
      "A sling/atlatl, a bear spear",
      "My apartment is kinda small. That works to my advantage. It will limit the lions mobility. \n\nPlus I\u2019ve got a little hallway with a 90% turn that would be easy to set up barricades in. \n\nSo my plan is a sturdy barricade  in my hallway plus a spear.  I\u2019ll stabby stabby from a distance until the lion dies. \n\n\nThen my wife will kill me for killing the \u201cadorable kitty who just wants to love you\u201d",
      "No firearms? No bows?\n\nWell, you didn\u2019t say anything about bladed weapons,..\n\nSo my suggestion is to just coat the floor of my house with 4 foot tall spikes, and corner myself in a closet. Given the nature of my apartment, it would be impossible for a lion to materialize in a closet. Should it manage to get to me, it would be incapacitated by the spikes enough to weaken it, and a swift cut on the lion\u2019s throat should do the job.\n\nThe spikes would be kept on the floor with duct tape, strong enough to hold them, but allows me to remove them with ease so I can move through the house.",
      "Get me a great cardboard box first. If it fits, it sits.",
      "I would prepare meat and when the lion comes, I would throw him the meat. If he doesn't become my friend, just throw meat throught the window. Hope it works.",
      "A fucking canon",
      "Well if you know anything about lions they are actually really lazy unless they are hungry...so if its going to be hungry id just make sure i have a couple of impala lying around that make an easier meal than me...then we can curl up and watch movies together",
      "I would just hide into my room because I have so many obstacles on the ground that even I have to get in there carefully...My familly has to talk to me from the door cuz they dont dare to enter :)",
      "I'd call BlackJaguarWhiteTiger and have members of the team fly in from Mexico to save a new lion every 24 hours. They speak cat, they can help. \n\nI'm not killing a lion, I love big cats."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 112,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What weird holiday traditions do you and your family have?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Don't meet at holidays.",
      "I'm 24 and my parents still tell me santa is real and I always get a gift from him. Also, bloody Mary's. Lots of em.  I was curious if anyone else had any weird things.",
      "Every Christmas our family turns the ac down to 18 degrees (I am in a Australia so it is bloody hot here), we then proceed to watch lord of the rings extended version.",
      "Ahhh good ol' cristhmas orgy.",
      "2 Christmases",
      "Husband and I don't leave the house for 3 days, watch the Hobbit trilogy, I cook the same meal every year, we exchange gifts and then watch lord of the rings while getting drunk"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 113,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who is the unfunniest comedian and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Amy schumer. I don\u2018t think i have to explain why",
      "Adam Sandler. Because have you seen Jack and Jill ?",
      "Will 'the louder I shout the funnier I think I am' Ferrell. The man is basically a comedic black hole as far as I'm concerned. Screaming is his schtick and it's never been anything other than annoying to me.\n\nMaybe calling him the unfunniest comedian is a bit harsh since I'm sure there's some god awful amateurs out there. But he's my go to answer when people ask about comedians I don't like.",
      "Joe.",
      "Is Jeff Dunham a comedian?\n\nP.S. I couldn\u2019t remember his name but he\u2019s the first result if you google \u201cthat fucking ventriloquist guy\u201d",
      "Brendan Schaub. I like the guy but I couldn't get through his special.",
      "Jo can't remember her last name cus all her jokes are either I'm fat or I hate my husband",
      "Gabriel Iglesias.",
      "I don\u2019t get Gilbert Godfried \n\nSo he has a grating voice and says vulgar things... I dunno, maybe I\u2019m dumb.",
      "If we\u2019re talking standup comedy, I really don\u2019t like Jimmy Carr. I love him and think he\u2019s hilarious in the panel shows he hosts or appears on, but his stage comedy just doesn\u2019t do it for me. Dumb sex jokes and his only comeback when he \u201croasts\u201d hecklers is \u201cur mum\u201d. His style is rapid fire, short jokes without a flow to them, feels very similar to the way Mitch Hedberg did standup (May he ready in peace). Carr just does the Hedberg style very poorly. Again, pretty funny conversationally, not so much doing standup."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 114,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What causes you to have road rage?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Don't honk at me at a right on red or I'm gonna wait the whole damn light and sloooooooooewly turn",
      "People right on my bumper",
      "For me it\u2019s when someone else has the right of way but doesn\u2019t go and eventually waves me through. Just follow the damn rules!",
      "When people don't let me merge lanes",
      "When people indicating after they\u2019ve started a manoeuvre.",
      "Slow drivers",
      "Not using blinkers, cutting me off, tail gating me, speeding, going to slow, the list goes on and on",
      "I don't really \"rage\" per se, but I do get really anxious when somebody almost wrecks into me when I can't do anything about it.",
      "Too many things but the ones I deal with daily:\n\nPeople who don\u2019t go the speed limit. \n\nPeople who speed up when you try to pass.\n\nSemi\u2019s that pass on 2 lane highways that are only going 1 mph faster than the other semi. Takes them 10 minutes to get around!",
      "Tailgaters, people who stop on yellow lights, people who cut off, people who don\u2019t go on green, pedestrian running in front of me, etc"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 115,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who have visited \u201chaunted\u201d places, has there ever been a moment where something scared you so much that you just bolted out of the place?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I've actually worked in a couple of buildings that were supposedly haunted. One particular experience I had was in a cellar function room designed for small parties and the like. Supposedly it had been used by local politicians as a secret meeting room during WW2.\n\nNow, I was cleaning up after a buffet lunch when I got a *strong* feeling like my presence in that room was an intrusion on someone or something's privacy. I could practically feel several sets of eyes glaring at me in a 'do you mind? We're in the middle of something, here' sort of fashion.\n\nThe room was well lit and utterly devoid of people save for myself, but you can bet I got that buffet cleaned up and out of there with a quickness.",
      "I was with mates at \u201cthe most haunted building in Europe\u201d some when one way some went the other.\n\nI was in the other direction to one of the groups just walking around the grounds at night, and then the other group comes running up scared as shit.\n\nThey claim their heard a scream like all of them do, but I\u2019m not so sure",
      "Nothing that made me run away more like freeze in place but heres the story: Im about 11-12yo and i usually drop my pillow unintentionally and when i woke up to me not having a pillow i checked behind me and under the bed (from the other side) i check the other side and i see the pillow i proceed to take it and what a suprise there is a fucking wooden doll, no eyes just carved open and no legs just wood stumps basically ln a position thats impossible for a doll to do so i look at it for about 10s and go back to sleep. When mom woke me up i immediately started looking for the doll Everywhere and never found it. I told everyone about it and no one believed me.",
      "No. \n\nIt's all fake.",
      "My sister looked at me"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 116,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your best \"Ah shit, here we go again\" moment?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The teacher lecturing the class on respect",
      "Waking up in the morning",
      "Booting up San Andreas",
      "When I get that headache before a depressive episode",
      "When she pulled out the strap on",
      "CJ",
      "Clocking in at work",
      "Everything the orange does, tweets or when another one of its scandals breaks the news.",
      "When my uncle entered the room (\u30fb\u2200\u30fb)",
      "My my!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 117,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "you sell your soul to lucifer, what will you have in return?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Lucifer's soul",
      "Immortality",
      "a cold rum and coke",
      "Immortality",
      "I'll have him remove Fortnite from this world",
      "To hang out with Lucifer and become friends",
      "A place in heaven",
      "Immortality with a perfect body and lots of money.  I'm completely vain.",
      "A PhD without any financial debt with a lined up tenure track job",
      "The ability to claim whatever the _heck_ I want"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 118,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What kind of pre-Christmas traditions do you have?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A family reunion with all the members of my grandmother's (from my father's side) family.",
      "We always eat dinner on Christmas eve so everyone isn't stuck in the kitchen on Christmas day, then there's always leftovers for Christmas evening!",
      "Going to the cemetery and maintaining relatives graves",
      "Thanksgiving",
      "On Christmas Eve we always watch; as a family Christmas with the Kranks and Deck the halls (the only 2 Christmas films I actually like) we then make hot chocolate, leave out the food for Father Christmas and the reindeer then off to bed in our marching PJs"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 119,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Men of Reddit, what is the nicest thing a girl has ever done for you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Stayed with me during an over night stay at the hospital when we dated. We are currently engaged \ud83d\udc70",
      "A girl complimented my shoes once",
      "A girl once let me copy her homework.",
      "said \"Hi\"",
      "Not eat my food.",
      "Let me date them for a while",
      "Say yes",
      "Well over the course of the whole thing, she spent so much money on me.. But that ain\u2019t it. I\u2019m hard to deal with, so the woman I was with, gave me all her emotions, and put up with me. I\u2019ll give her that."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 120,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Hey older men: Why do you feel like you have to make small talk with young women all the time?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I am an old man (48) and I really like to talk to everyone and brighten their day. I think it is a problem of our culture that we stop communicating alltogether. I am very, very happily married, I have a daughter, so I am not trying to get in your pants. Hell, if I wanted that, I would just pay an escort, because money is no longer an issue.    \nWhen I had my old job still which required a 45 minute drive via train, I made myself the promise to get to know someone from the train every single drive. Sometimes it started awkwardly, but once they see that you are not a creep, people are having fun (at least I think so). I also like to give compliments out to old ladies, young women, but I exclude men here, because they always look at me funny. I compliment men though when it fits the situation (like praising their abilities).    \n\n\nWhy do you ask the question?",
      "I need to earn their trust to abuse them later.",
      "Well it's worth noting some people do just like making small talk. Nothing to do with your gender, they'd chat to whoever.",
      "as a younger girl, im constantly trying to figure out if its \"aw that's sweet\" or \"uh oh, thats creepy\", lol.",
      "What a loaded presumptious question",
      "Maybe theyre just being nice? Maybe theyre a creep,...Maybe theyre Lonely, some people just think nothing of making conversation with people they dont know. I wouldnt say there is one real reason.",
      "I think older men make small talk with everyone all the time..maybe this was a thing during their time but I'm a guy and I've even noticed this. I think self obsessed girls just think this is especially about them, although I assume the older guys (50+) think they're paying the girl a compliment by being slightly flirty. For example notice that theyll talk that way to an older lady and she'd be thrilled, giggle and all that shit. I think they just dont get how it comes across to younger girls.",
      "I guess confidence is an umbrella term and one of the things it encompasses is \"not giving a shit\"\n\nThis goes for creepy *and* charming and sometimes the only difference is hygiene and a fashion sense",
      "They're probably just being polite to you, OP.",
      "Why not? I'm not being creepy. Or am I?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 121,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What keeps you up at night?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Existential dread. Or my toddler. Or both.",
      "Fathomless anger",
      "My brain",
      "Pornhub and youtube videos",
      "Reddit and depression",
      "When everyone is asleep it's the best time to be awake.",
      "Exams",
      "The fact that the universe is most likely a simulation.",
      "Something in my closet",
      "Drawing female anatomy."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 122,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How would you best describe your favourite movie without using the title?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Dude's wife cheats on him, dude goes to prison, dude leaves prison through a river of not so fun stuff. \n\nAlso \"Brooks was here\".",
      "Space cowboy and furry kidnap a princess and launch a series of terrorist attacks on the ball government.",
      "Girls father dies, she takes up his old job and falls in love with a blind man who lives in the Forrest\n\nPlus dragons",
      "Two dudes but it\u2019s actually one dude and they start a secret underground boxing group but they stop boxing after a while and blow shit up instead.",
      "I\u2019m bad and that\u2019s good, I\u2019m not good and that\u2019s not bad. There\u2019s no one I\u2019d rather be...than me",
      "\ud83c\udfb5 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me \ud83c\udfb5",
      "Group of men pressure a man to sign a contract to join there company. After that it's a race against competing companies to the first groups HQ which has been taken over and used by a rival CEO to store all his wealth. Who also happens to be Sherlock.",
      "Group of superheroes in space, a blue guy who whistles, and a tiny tree creature",
      "The child is smart and a gifted artist but has a learning disorder which his family don't know or understand. They thought he was just being lazy.",
      "Two people cry when they touch hands"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 123,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "When have you seen the smallest amount of money go to ones head?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When I find $5 in my pocket and instantly decide I can afford to buy lunch out",
      "*me when my paycheck arrives*: \nI'm gonna buy so much stupid shit...",
      "This one time I got *$20* and thought I was hot shit. Then I graduated and realized that's just 1 adult dollar",
      "I once won 50 bucks from a slots machine and lemme tell you, I felt like a freaking king.",
      "I have a fond memory of an April Fools day where my mom bought a fake $10,000 winner scratch ticket for one of her very close friends. Before scratching the ticket, she asked, \"What would you do with the money if you won? Would you share any with us?\" And she was like, \"Oh absolutely!\"\n\nOh boy. When she scratched the ticket, she FREAKED OUT! She was bouncing off the walls, talking about all the loans she's going to pay off. Then she started ranting about a trip she's always wanted to go on with her son. She was in pure joy.\n\n\"So do we get some?\" my mom asked her. And her tone changed INSTANTLY. \"Oh, well I won it,\" and \"You bought the ticket for me, it was a gift!\" and \"Get your own ticket, you have a better job than me, I need it more.\" It just got worse and worse. Eventually my mom broke the news that it was fake, and there was a very long silence.\n\nThey all had a chuckle about it, but nobody will ever forget that reaction.",
      "Made a paper party hat out of one sheet of year-old newspaper."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 124,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your \"It's my time to shine\" moment?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I shoved a flashlight down my throat",
      "Go karting with the boys",
      "When I had a customer talk out of their ass, before I corrected them, about something I'm actively involved in and studying",
      "I flex my Pok\u00e9mon knowledge and skills when it comes up. I\u2019ve got a goofy tattoo that\u2019s on a different topic but is a great conversation starter",
      "I used to be a Black Ops 2 prodigy when I was 13. Done playing for about 6 years, until I'm at my cousin's house. For some reason, that kid was playing black ops 2 in 2018. I was like alright this kid doesn't even know what was about to happen to him, I was going to 360 no scope the living shit out of him. And that's when I realize I was too old for this shit. He destroyed me.",
      "Bathroom club",
      "When there's a piano in the room."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 125,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you keep motivated in life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I just think to myself that every moment is a new moment. I'm not trapped or obligated to do anything. Each second that goes by is a second I can do whatever I want. I find a lot of comfort in that.",
      "My religion",
      "I always think of *something* as a challenge. Something small like homework? Challenge. Surviving longer at my job than the person I replaced? Challenge. Building a business one step at a time? Challenge. Just staying challenged and achieving those goals one at a time keeps me going.",
      "I don't.\n\nI stuggle to wake up every morning due to lack of motivation. Overslept yesterday, today, probably will tomorrow, too.",
      "Basically nothing. I just got used to this life and don't have courage to end it.",
      "Watch memes",
      "Just take whatever life throws at me. If something or someone tries to stop me, I'll destroy it",
      "Honestly?  Anger and spite. I've been at the point where I felt ready to die a few times in my life. But my anger for those who hurt me in my youth as well as others through life keeps me going. I want to live a good life and be happy. Also I'm the last of my family and I'd feel ashamed if I ended decades of life by killing myself or giving up."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 126,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It's easy to confuse Tunisia with Sardinia because they both sound like fish. What else is easy to confuse?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Slovakia and Slovinia, Lithuania and Latvia.",
      "Australia and Austria",
      "Women remove polish with chemicals, hitler removed Polish with chemicals",
      "Libiya and Liberia",
      "Is it really easy to confuse them tho......",
      "Trump with someone who should be president",
      "I reject the premise that they are easy to confuse.\n\nSardines are clearly much, much smaller than tuna.\n\n---",
      "Leopards and jaguars.\n\nAntelopes and deer.\n\nCape buffalo and water buffalo.\n\nI've seen so many people misidentify these animals.",
      "Belgium - Battlefield for France/Germany",
      "This wasn't just about Geography though..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 127,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which Meme Should Win Meme Of The Decade And Why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Pepe. Any argument against pepe is wrong. May not be the best meme, but the most influential and the one that had the most real world impact.",
      "Pepe the frog, no contest.",
      "Rick rolling, because gosh darn it people are still doing it to this day",
      "Cat memes. They\u2019re still around now, and they were around when memes started to appear.",
      "Pepe for sure!",
      "We are number one because it's a fantastic meme and it'll honor a great person",
      "Malicious Patrick",
      "The Drake template. That template is so damn popular and sparked so many other templates like it",
      "Ugandan knuckles, 'cause he knows the wey."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 128,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Dear reddit, what is your dumbest \"so close yet so far\" story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Failed my written DMV exam by one question, on top of that the question that screwed me over barely had anything to do with driving itself"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 129,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What tiny investment could you do now that will be profitable in the future?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Buy a cheap farmland on the outskirts of a growing city. Watch the value grow as the city expands",
      "Learn languages.",
      "Satoshis. Buy regularly and hold for 20 years.",
      "Donate to cancer research, based on my family history I am very likely to get some form of cancer later in life.",
      "Pay your debt off and make better choices on not spending money you don\u2019t have. Convince your family to do a white elephant exchange instead of buying a gift for everyone and watch the savings!!",
      "Gild me. Trust me, something good will happen."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 130,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is one thing you'll never do/try again?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'll never drink 0.7l of vodka again.",
      "Accidenltly Download toadhemian Rapsody into my playlist and forget it's existence only to be filled with terror.",
      "Shove a sponge up my nose. Did so as a kid and the doctor had to use a tiny vacuum cleaner thing to remove it. My family will never let me forget it.",
      "Skydiving. I thought it was a good way to challenge myself and maybe get rid of my fear of heights. It feels so surreal that I didn't even have to battle my fear. It didn't help at all and I lost \u20ac160.",
      "Molly",
      "A \"Dropper\"ride, takes you so high up in the air then just drops. You freefall on this piece of equipment then stop suddenly.\n\nI was about 8 when I first went on one of these. I saw it and went NOPE. My mother dragged me on it, telling the staff he'll be fine once he comes off it. She's very much of the mind set \"If you don't do it you'll regret it later\". \n\n I was in literal tears and trying to pull away from this death trap. The live CCTV at the top for safety I was pleading my little heart out for them not to do it. They did it. \n\nOnce we got off mum was like \"See, aren't you happy you experienced it now\". To this day, no mother I'm really fucking not happy I experienced it.",
      "Pee on an electric fence",
      "Going past three drinks. Probably.",
      "Attempting the splits. It really hurts when you try to do it.",
      "scuba diving, first experience was with a poorly run and funded shop, they boated us out to the middle of the ocean and just dropped us in with no experience, my equipment was faulty and they put way too much weight on me, so i was sinking 3x as fast as everyone else and couldn't breathe, so i noped out of there, people assure me its an amazing hobby but after nearly drowning, i'm good to never try it again"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 131,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who have more positive than negative public interactions with people on an everyday basis, what are you doing that the rest of us aren't?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I honestly have no idea aha. I mean I\u2019m nice to everyone even when they\u2019re not nice to me. I\u2019ve barely had any negative public interactions with people",
      "Just be nice to everyone! If you run across a person who\u2019s an asshole, keep the interaction as short as you can, and go find someone you like afterwards. If you\u2019re nice to everyone, then you can assume that other people are the assholes most of the time.",
      "If you have a more positive outlook on life you\u2019re going to have better interactions with people. I smile at everyone even if they don\u2019t smile back. I always try to be polite because you never know how someone\u2019s day has been up until the point your paths crossed. When someone is negative towards me I try not to take it personally because they don\u2019t know me and it likely didn\u2019t have a whole lot to do with me as a person anyway."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 132,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which fictional character(s) do you think are horrible and yet many people love them?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "According to the creator of the show which is Vince Gilligan, Walter White was supposed to be ultimately the villain. He murdered, lied, cheated, and stole. He did awful stuff. YET, the WORLD loved him.",
      "Agent Hotchner from Criminal Minds. He completely neglected his wife and child, yet people still praise him as an excellent person who puts bad guys away",
      "Caillou. Just kidding, everyone sensible hates Caillou.",
      "Jim Halpert is seen as relatable and charming but I just saw him as a timid guy who felt more comfortable being the only well-adjusted one in a mediocre environment than actually following any dreams or trying at anything in life. \n\nHe's the guy who would snidely mock you at a party when you began talking passionately about some obscure hobby you have. If anyone called him out he would get passive-aggressive and pretend he didn't do anything. Of course Jim would do that; he doesn't have any passions.",
      "Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell. He\u2019s manipulative, selfish, and uses others (even his friends) to get what he wants.",
      "Elsa is often portrayed as the princess of the story, even though she's the villain.  She causes misery and death.",
      "Rick Sanchez.",
      "Ross Geller is a world class asshole.",
      "Peter Griffin. He\u2019s pretty much the worst human possible but he\u2019s also beloved.",
      "Margaery Tyrell... just as devious and manipulative as other characters."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 133,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "you can stop time for only ten seconds at a time. What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Redirect pigeons mid-flight.",
      "I would go up to my wife and say, \"Watch this!\"\n\nThen I'd stop time for 10 seconds over and over and over and over again, leaving only a split second between stops for my wife to look at me as I rapidly grow my beard right before her eyes, and then grow old, and die all in the span of about 3 minutes for her.",
      "Pause to think of a witty comeback before the other person walks away.",
      "Last 15 seconds at sex.",
      "Freeze it when I have to fart, stand behind someone else to do so and then move back to my original space and unfreeze time and watch everyone, myself included, give them dirty looks when the smell comes around.",
      "Look at the cards of everyone else at the poker table.",
      "I legally change my name to Dio and begin to conquer the world.",
      "Feel like a good time to tie my laces so half the group doesn\u2019t walk off and awkwardly split us all up for a few seconds.",
      "became the most unfit MMA fighter to ever win the championship",
      "Best magic tricks ever!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 134,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[serious] What's one thing you still regret today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I regret not fighting harder for a friendship.  Honestly it was a good 15 years of being childhood friends before ultimately e doing it because of some boy.",
      "Not quitting drinking when I should have.\n\nAlso, leaving my highschool sweetheart.",
      "Not realizing how inconsiderate I had been to my husband in the past. Idk why he's still with me tbh, but I'm grateful he is.",
      "That I paid all of the big vacations (in my definition more than 8 hours of flying) with my ex by myself.",
      "Wasting time. You will never get it back.",
      "Being a petty asshole at my middle school best friend and yelling at her for something really stupid and selfish. Ended our friendship immediately and I never got the chance to apologize. If I could apologize now, I would, but her old email, phone number, and social media are no longer hers/no longer active and I don't know how/where to get into contact with her anymore. :( I think back on it from time to time and arghhh. Kills me.",
      "breaking up with my boyfriend even tho i know it was the right thing to do. doesn\u2019t really make sense. also doing sexual stuff online when i was very young",
      "Going to sleep instead of staying up to help someone who was having drug issues, I had just gotten sick of doing it all the time but the one i night I said deal with yourself was the one time they couldn\u2019t",
      "Never asking out my crush, she liked me back, shes not in a good position now and I feel bad"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 135,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which movie character is underrated but actually more important than the main character?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The only correct answer here is Samwise Gamgee",
      "The rat in end game.",
      "Merry and pipin, they made the ents do their march on isengard",
      "Les Grossman/ Tropic Thunder.\nThat was an amazing and hilarious performance by Tom Cruise.",
      "Most people hate Jar Jar Binks but doesn't basically win the battle at the end of the film? I dunno, it's been years.",
      "Peter Pettigrew"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 136,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the experience you always wanted to share here but nobody asked the right question?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 137,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who have a phobia, how does this affect your daily life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Everytime i hear thunder i need something warm, and heavy around me, an embrace, a blanket, and so on. And i will shake for a bit after hearing it..so daily life? No effectet at all, in days with thunder is hinders my abilities to funktion quite heavily.",
      "thank god my phobia is clowns. as normal every day life does not make me have to interact with them but when i do. \\*EXTREME DISCOMFORT\\*",
      "Everytime I see a mushroom I start hyperventilating and have to try to get the image out of my head. Doesn't really affect my daily life too much. One we had to dissect mushrooms in class. That was not a good day for me.",
      "Im claustrophobic, and i have never go on a small room not even public bathroom Hell naw, so everytime I'm at the mall or public places I'm trying my best to hold my pee just so i don't have to go to the public bathroom, unless i was going to poo i have to go to the public bathroom desperately and it was not fun at all",
      "Afraid of spiders so I can\u2019t go anywhere where there could be spiders.",
      "Germaphobe here.  I guess I\u2019m used to it but other people have noted how I always have antibacterial towelettes and hand sanitizers with me... and I do wash my hands pretty thoroughly with soap when I go to restrooms.  It might gross you out but some women only run their hands under the water for one second and and they\u2019re done.  I take way longer than that.",
      "Elevators , I\u2019ve gotten stuck in one about five times and whether I\u2019m with our without anyone it\u2019s just as bad. I work on the tenth floor and luckily there are short sets of stairs",
      "I have a fear of blood. It's so severe that even reading about it or hearing someone talk about it causes panic attacks. It affected me more as a kid, because during biology courses we had to go through lessons that cover the heart, veins, bloodflow etc. I got a panic attack every time.\n\nNowadays it only affects me when I need to have blood drawn, which isn't often. \n\nLast time during blood being drawn I had cold sweat, felt like my insides were burning and felt really nauseous untill I eventually passed out.\n\nVideogames and movies don't bother me that much, since I know the blood is fake.",
      "I have a phobia of crabs (forgot the name) and everytime i see a crab its hella scary for me.i dont see crabs every day but when i see one-",
      "I mean, I don\u2019t have swans running about my house thank god."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 138,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was the first/last movie to make you cry?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Marley and me.",
      "Tokyo Drift",
      "/ implies they are the same thing but no big deal.",
      "I\u2019m not a very emotional person however I can\u2019t handle animals passing. Marley and me was a tough one for me",
      "shrek 2",
      "My Lie In April",
      "First probably Bambie, last one was in the series of the avatar :D",
      "Recently watch How to Train your Dragon 3, there were some manly tears shed.",
      "I cried many times when watching DBZ",
      "It chapter 2"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 139,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Females of reddit, what is a simple yet effective thing males do that you find attractive?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "smiles and joked :)",
      "Being comfortable enough in their own skin to show emotions beyond anger and happiness. Also, being funny in a good way... not the type of funny that punches down.",
      "Self care. Too many guys don't practice it and it's a shame. Taking time and effort to care about yourself and the way you look are little acts that go a very long way.",
      "Grey sweatpants.",
      "Nothing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 140,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are THE BEST examples of Brian Hugh Warner's songs against conformity?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 141,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s a cool website on the Internet and what does it do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "[DeepL translator.](https://www.deepl.com/translator)\n\nProvides extraordinarily  good automatic translations. Way better than Google Translate (though with less languages available.)",
      "http://talktotransformer.com\n\nIt\u2019s a web toy where you type some text in and it will continue it as if it was the original person writing it. It uses a machine learning model made up of millions of sites linked from Reddit posts in order to do this. It can make for some really accurate and funny results sometimes. You can also try the same prompt multiple times to get entirely different completions!\n\nEDIT: apparently, they need a sponsor in order to keep running the website. I hope that will be able to be resolved so I can keep making really cursed stories with this thing",
      "[Wayback Machine](http://waybackmachine.org)\n\nYou can see websites as they used to be.\n\nCheck out Reddit back in 2008 if you want a good laugh.",
      "[lightningmaps.org](http://www.lightningmaps.org)\n\nShows lightings worldwide in near realtime, it's amazing to watch...",
      "[Inspirobot.](https://inspirobot.me/) It sends you to a website where it creates a random inspirational quote.",
      "[GeoGuessr](https://www.geoguessr.com/) has always been a cool website. It is a quiz consisting of images of locations and you have to guess where in the world it is",
      "[crouton.net](https://crouton.net)\n\nIt displays a 25x25 picture of a crouton",
      "[https://www.flightradar24.com/](https://www.flightradar24.com/)\n\nThis web site shows you the real time location of all the planes in the air.  It also shows you the type of plane and where it is going.",
      "forgotify shows you songs on spotify that have never (fully) been listened to.",
      "[Flickchart](http://www.flickchart.com/) asks you to choose which of two random movies you prefer. Then it does it again. And again. And again. All the while, it keeps track of your picks and compiles an ongoing ranked list of your favorite movies. It's super addictive.\n\nThere's a lot of extra filters and features to it that can be useful if you get really into the whole thing, but the basic match-up process is great on its own. I've spent way too much time on that site over the years."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 142,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If your best friend created a book about your life, what part would they be most likely to get wrong?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "the whole life",
      "Probably my name",
      "Whether or not I intentionally let her win.",
      "None of my friends know enough about my life.\n\nPerhaps if it were a collaboration between them all. But none of them see the whole picture.",
      "My best friends sees an undeniable summer in me even when I walk amongst grey clouds.  My life has been dusk, she would write it and make you feel like you\u2019re wrapped in a tangerine summer morning.  Whereas I feel like it should make you feel like a late night in a foreign town in the middle of winter.",
      "The fact that I actually have these vivid & happy emotions..",
      "the thoughts in my head, most likely they have no reason to put when they are about to explain why I want to die. yeah pretty much it...",
      "I don\u2019t trust my best friend with writing a book, much less my book.",
      "Bold of you to assume that I have friends lmfao"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 143,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Scientist discover that simulation theory is real what do you do now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hack the game",
      "Get shitfaced and blackout",
      "Simulation theory is fake.",
      "I win the game.",
      "Try to find glitches and cheat codes",
      "Crash tthe game",
      "Break the fourth wall",
      "Break the fourth wall",
      "There's nothing that can be done. I'd continue my day to day life, hoping for the best like always. Whether the universe is \"real\" or simulated doesn't change the fact that I exist as I am, and that I have aspirations within this version of reality. \nIf I were ripped away from this reality though, I'd just have to adapt and overcome.",
      "Live"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 144,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You go back in time and have 15 seconds to talk with your old self, what do you say?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Make the move with her. It will be the perfect time.\nAlso don\u2019t f*ck up that competition",
      "Invest in doge coin",
      "Buy bitcoin and when you turn 23, look for -spouses name-\n\nAlso hit the damn gym",
      "Bet on Cubs to win 2016 World Series.",
      "\"Theres a knife in the fouth ones belt buckle.\"",
      "Don't start smoking, invest in Bitcoin instead.",
      "life is short enjoy it and make best memories",
      "Tell my mom the lottery numbers. We get rich blah blah blah that's it",
      "Don't listen to anyone and settle for mediocrity... Start following your dream now, rather than much later.",
      "Heads up."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 145,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your biggest and most violent fight ever?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A bunch of guys tried to drag me into the toilet and rape me in school. I broke a guy's arm with a chair",
      "I stabbed my father. I was 23 at the time and had had enough of his violent alcoholic abuse and decided enough was enough and i was going to stop to it once and for all. He didn't die and i didn't go to prison but he did get sober and has been sober since. Has a new wife and children and we're cool now.",
      "I wont admit it... Nice try officer",
      "Biggest was back when I was 16. A huge brawl between local lads and a big mob of foreign exchange students. Sounds rather bonkers, no idea what started it but it ended up being maybe 30 v 30 slapping one another until the police broke it up. Pretty shitty really as it all happened on a seafront during the summer, lots of people about enjoying themselves then that happened.\n\nMost violent. Never seen anything too bad thankfully, couple of bouncers beating a lad for shouting was perhaps the worst.",
      "Highschool Prom brawl outside a house party, & all the guys we fought, most of them had knives. Brutal fight, a lot of wigs split that night."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 146,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who suddenly started drinking healthy amounts of water regularly, what was the biggest change you noticed about yourself?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "you pissed alot and i mean like every 5 min",
      "I peed so much. So much.",
      "My throat is wet",
      "Easy dumps.",
      "I wish I could say it was more than just using the washroom more. But that's all I've noticed.",
      "A tough question. I did not really notice much at all. But oh did I notice it when I drank too little. The biggest change being tired and generally not feeling well. And I have become so dehydrated that I became dizzy, but that have only happened like once.",
      "Ability to concentrate skyrockets",
      "my farts don't smell",
      "Body worked like it should\u2019ve all along.",
      "i feel better, but it is just imagination"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 147,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Cyancali",
      "Pizza",
      "yo momma",
      "The key to all prison doors and a gun.",
      "peanuts because im deathly allergic to them",
      "An oreo milkshake with peanut butter.",
      "Pizza, but I eat it with a fork and knife",
      "A McDonalds ice cream.",
      "Olive's garden unlimited breadsticks",
      "A big bowl of questions that haven\u2019t been asked a million times on here."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 148,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What YouTube channels are hidden gems?",
    "bestcomment": [
      " Townsend\u2019s & Son\n\nThey discuss 16th-18th century cooking and life.  They own a historical recreation shop and started the channel as a means to grow interest, but the episodes are good to watch.\n\nAlso, the Craftman.\n\nProjects are interesting and the host is nice.  Good possibility he is just a puppet.",
      "Brutalmoose is a great one for chill funny times!",
      "[JunsKitchen](https://www.youtube.com/user/JunsKitchen). Cats and food. What more could you want?",
      "[Historia Civilis](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv_vLHiWVBh_FR9vbeuiY-A). If you love mainly Roman and Greek politics and warfare strategies, you'll love this channel.",
      "Isaac Arthur by far\n\nI think he's an engineer or a physicist, but he basically takes wild, far future concepts such as \"Terraforming Mars\", \"Stellar Engines\", \"Black Hole Civilizations\", \"Generation Ships\" and has one hour long specials where he breaks it down scientifically and practically how it could happen, or how he thinks WILL happen. \n\nHe also has amazing computer generation animation in all his videos so they just look super cool. \n\nIf you're a science fiction fan he's channel should be at the top of your to watch list.",
      "[Bernadette Banner](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSHtaUm-FjUps090S7crO4Q) is on the larger side of hidden gems (400k subs) but if you have any interest in sewing or historical fashion, she\u2019s absolutely incredible. She actually went to school for historical costuming, so she really knows what she\u2019s talking about. Plus, her manner of speaking is incredibly soothing - she very carefully enunciates each word in a way that\u2019s utterly delightful.\n\n[Scott Cramer](https://www.youtube.com/user/ScottsTOL) (250k subs) has an excellent sense of humor, kind of a Danny Gonzalez/Drew Golden type channel but less focus on media and more whatever he wants to cover that day.\n\n[Haebokka](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMaPNd0OQvHFldbM1tlxk9w) (100k) is a cute channel that creates 3D pen stuff. I\u2019ve never seen someone make something actually high quality with those, but YouTube recommended the Bulbasaur Ditto video and it was immensely satisfying and calming.\n\nAlso on the larger end of hidden, [Schaffrillas Productions](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5UYMeKfZbFYnLHzoTJB1xA) (590k) is a movie review channel who also does some general analysis (eg why Cars is a conceptually bad franchise, why weird musical adaptions are so popular).\n\n[Arpi Park](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGHfNdzi6_e4tYuoaqbdQpA) (190k) is a general \u201clet\u2019s sit and talk about stuff\u201d channel, he\u2019s quite well spoken and isn\u2019t afraid to have unpopular opinions.",
      "Hey all, subscribe to scott the woz",
      "Jolly channel. It's two friends, Josh and Ollie, making various videos. It's pretty much another vlog channel but they're such darlings, really sweet guys.",
      "Exurb1a he\u2019s honestly the best",
      "Jelles marble runs.\n\nThe marbleympics are a yearly series of videos featuring marble track and field events, stop motion animation and damn high production value.\n\nThere's even lore and controversial moments within teams, events and marble spectators. It's fantastic.\n\n(Go O'rangers, OOOOOOOOOooooooooooo)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 149,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would you tell your 15 year old self?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "buy Bitcoin",
      "Stay close with your mates. Life is shit without them",
      "Be nicer to people and don't become bitter when life has different plans.",
      "hi, i'm you from 2 days ahead",
      "Don't just go for the first girl who outright throws herself at you",
      "Take more chances in highschool. You could have had a lot more fun.",
      "You may hate school, but whatever you do, stick to it. The rest of your life actually does depend on it.",
      "They're gonna make a Bill & Ted 3 in 2020",
      "I would slap him\n\nThen tell him to stop acting like he is fine WE ARENT FINE ASSHOLE WE ARE MISERABLE ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SO GO TALK ABOUT IT!",
      "Don't waste your time on her or the blond you're gonna meet next year. They've got *wayyy* too much emotional baggage for you. Keep them in the friendzone or prepare for disappointment."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 150,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People of reddit, what is one thing you will never do during sex?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Two dead people at the same time.",
      "Have sex",
      "Suck toes",
      "Having sex with another guy",
      "Whatever Meatloaf was singing about",
      "Children",
      "Anal. My booty is withdrawl only, no deposit.",
      "Disrespecting my partner.",
      "Fart.",
      "Fart"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 151,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the wrongest way to eat a Kit Kat?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "According to my bf, the way I eat it. I eat the chocolate off it and then eat the wafer.",
      "Using a knife and fork",
      "Swallowing it whole",
      "Putting one inside you anus, one in your ear, one in your nose and eating the last one for just half",
      "People are making lots of jokes about butt stuff, but it's EATING it.\n\nThe worst way to eat it is to suck on it till it desolves in your mouth.\n\nJust imagine it.. first the chocolate would go, then you'd be left with the equivalent of gooey cardboard. Slowly the grainy mess would take on your saliva and break down.\n\nIt'd be so bland.. oh lord it tastes like you tried to eat flour and feels like you're sucking on an wet, thin layers of tissue paper at this point..",
      "Biting all of them at once instead of breaking it apart",
      "Start with the inside",
      "Eating the wrapper",
      "Sous vide",
      "Dipping it in tomato sauce"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 152,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What song will you forever associate with a particular character in a movie or television show?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Raiders theme by John Williams will always be Indiana Jones.",
      "Your mum and Tom \nJones",
      "Sweet Home Alabama and Forest Gump.",
      "No rest for the wicked - Lucifer",
      "Power of love and Marty McFly",
      "SS marschiert in Feindesland every time I see Brian the dog from family guy",
      "You don\u2019t mess around with jim - Jim Crow, with stranger things",
      "\"Stuck in the Middle With You\" and Mr. Blonde.",
      "All star and Shrek",
      "Woo Hoo and Beatrix"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 153,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What does the world have too much of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "people",
      "Humans",
      "Crime, pollution, garbage",
      "Chi... Racism definitely, racism is my last answer",
      "Idiots. Including me.",
      "Tree ch\u00f6ppers",
      "Pollution",
      "Plastic",
      "Soccer players",
      "Definitely people"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 154,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would you do to significantly affect a country's economy if you were a billionaire?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Short big companies with significant government interest (either financial or contractual)",
      "Buy the entire world supply of cocoa. Then hold it for ransom.",
      "Run for President",
      "Stash my money in offshore savings account and never spend it",
      "Pay someone to change a 1 to a 0",
      "Give away 80% of my money to individuals who i believe are deserving of it. I'd do this gradually by holding a weekly lottery event.",
      "They got money, what they need mine for?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 155,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you're buying a game for a housemate do you install it first so they can play it immediately or let them open up the package? How's that work?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Depends on how close you are, I think. If it was a housemate I was really close friends with, I might install it for them and have it like... ready to go when they walked in the door as a fun surprise, but otherwise I'd let them open it.",
      "Install it first, so it doesn't ruin the surprise when it starts downloading.",
      "I would say nowadays, install it for them. It's a nice gesture to leave it unopened for them, but its 2019. The little bit of extra effort to install the game is greatly appreciated.\n\nThen it has to download updates on top of that.",
      "But it so they can install it them selves, it\u2019ll have more impact and they\u2019ll remember it more\n\nSauce: anecdotal evidence",
      "Let them install it themselves, rather have them do it so you don't dissapoint them if they wanna open the box",
      "I'll let them do it, so they can chose where they want to install it.",
      "Not installing it is like buying someone a gymnasium set with a slide and swing etc and not building it for them - still a very appreciated gesture, but the extra effort it always appreciated massively",
      "let them open it to see them waiting forever",
      "I'd install it, then put it back and let them open it"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 156,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is one criterion you use to distinguish smart people from dumb people?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "If they use criterion when they mean criteria.",
      "They ask questions and do their own research and don\u2019t blindly believe anyone.",
      "Whether or not they like Rush.",
      "The things you talk about bore them, or the opposite way around",
      "Critical thinking skills.",
      "The amount of time they spend talking to me.",
      "Who they vote for and why",
      "Early on after meeting some one. if they practice some degree of active listening when participating in a conversation, as opposed to just saying random shit that does not apply. AND speaking in full coherent sentences for the most part. \n\nLater on after meeting them; if they try to bullshit me about something they know little about when asked a question, or can say they didn't know or don't have an answer.",
      "Ask them if they know the lyrics \u201c you got to look your best tonight, you chubby little parasite\u201d and if they know what it comes from",
      "Whether they use a bidet or put their hand up their ass"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 157,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the dumbest thing you\u2019ve ever done due to muscle memory?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Threw the sandwhich into the lake, bit the rock.\n\nPeople saw.",
      "I have this thing where every time I pick up a pill bottle, I shake it.\n\nOne morning I woke up to take my pills, took the cap off the bottle, and *then* proceeded to shake it. Pills everywhere.",
      "Not sure it counts, but dropping a knife and instinctively trying to catch it.",
      "Couldn\u2019t walk properly for a couple of years. Took me a month to relearn, I kept limping really dramatically for no good reason other than muscle memory.",
      "Despite the fact that I'm allegedly an adult, I sometimes put off doing the dishes until such time as I've run out of clean ones. When that moment inevitably arrives, I'll usually take one of two approaches: I'll wash a single plate and set of silverware while I wait for my dinner to finish cooking, or I'll pause in my day to take care of the entire pile. The choice of which strategy to employ is governed almost entirely by how long a given meal takes to prepare... which means \u2013 as I discovered one day \u2013 that there's a tiny window of time wherein I'll try to do both at once.\n\nI don't recall what I was making on the evening in question, but I can tell you how everything played out: There were a couple of pots and pans on the stove, a stack of plates next to the sink, and several forks and knives on top of those plates. As I started washing everything, I got into a rhythm of grabbing a plate, scrubbing it off, and then depositing it in the dishwasher, all in a weird kind of choreographed dance. Then, as I was about two thirds of the way through the process, my stove's timer went off, indicating that one of my pots needed to be taken off the heat.\n\nWithout even thinking about it, I grabbed that pot, put it beneath the running water, and started scrubbing.\n\nThe worst part of the whole situation \u2013 other than the fact that I had completely ruined my dinner, that is \u2013 was the slow-motion way in which it seemed to play out. Some internal part of me could see what was happening, and it even tried to raise the alarm, but by the time that my limbs started responding to conscious commands again, I was left with a soup of hot water and soap suds.\n\nI don't know this for sure, but I'd be willing to bet that I ordered a pizza that night.\n\nAlso, I probably ate it straight out of the box.\n\n**TL:DR: I accidentally washed my dinner while attempting to do the dishes.**",
      "Put toothpast on my razor and bring it up to my mouth.... This morning. Luckily i stopped myself before anything really bad could happen.",
      "I pulled up to McDonald's drive-thru and asked for a minute to decide. When I was ready I said, \u201cokay google,\u201d instead of, \u201cI\u2019m ready.\u201d",
      "Ive been boxing since i was 14 and whenever something startles me i get my fists up. one time a lamp fell off my desk at night and i instantly shot awake and punched in the direction of the sound.",
      "I haven't quite gone through with it yet but I already came very close to putting liquid soap on my toothbrush several times.",
      "gotten my self locked out of accounts because I would type in the old password too many times."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 158,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s a song you liked because it made you realize something shitty about yourself?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Semi Automatic by t\u00f8p",
      "I'm a creep I'm a weirdooooo :))",
      "Eminem-The way I am. I always tried to appeal to people but in truth I hate acting the way I'm not.",
      "All I want for Christmas is you. It\u2019s a terrible song but as a singer I love it",
      "This song, by \u201cLund\u201d, it reminds me of the nasty addiction I had. At the time I loved it. I can still listen to it, but only at certain times, because it peaks the sensitivity and flashbacks.",
      "No halo - Sorority noise",
      "The Contract - Area 11.",
      "creeps by radioheads, I aint special"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 159,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you swapped bodies for 24 hours with someone of opposite sex what would you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Same thing I always do anyway. Put a zucchini up my ass.",
      "Pee! I\u2019m so jealous the convenience that men have with that. I\u2019d find snow and write my name in it. And of course, masterbate to see how an orgasm compares to a woman\u2019s",
      "I'd like to think I'd conduct some experiment to confirm or deny that genders are truly treated differently in society...but I'd probably just end up masturbating all day.",
      "The same thing i do every day... Try to take over the world.",
      "Let the homies hit no homo",
      "Lock myself in the house and rub my new boobs for 24 hrs",
      "Masturbate and send nudes to myself, I guess",
      "Just finger myself all day",
      "I'd go to the gym and walk right into the the men's locker room and very rudely masturbate until someone tries to stop me, but they wouldn't dare touch me because I'd scream at the top of my lungs in the most guttural, brutal way possible, and as I continue screaming, I'll stop masturbating and really put my diaphragm into the screeching until it becomes hauntingly beautiful, and all the men who were so offended are now not even bothering to hold back the tears as my strange shrieking echoes in their very souls, and I'll keep up this ghostly howling until all the men, young and old, drop to their knees and bow their heads in worship for now I am their new god, and I am made flesh, and I must be praised and loved, and these men shall do what I command, what my screams command, because now they have the ears to interpret my divine wailing, and they will do my bidding until the end of their lives, which will be very soon considering how my hunger grows.",
      "Oh come on that's just obvious.\n\nCarry on playing Xbox, duh."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 160,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you deal with an ex friend insulting you Everytime you open your mouth ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Don\u2019t hang out with them or in the same social circles. If you have to because of other friends then tell them to shut the fuck up",
      "Walk away.",
      "Don\u2019t talk to them",
      "Why would i be near an Exfriend?",
      "Punch him then piss on his body. Alpha Male that bitch",
      "Eat his lunch in front of his family. Make abnormal screaming noises every time they speak.",
      "tossing my turd at them to assert dominance",
      "Toss him out the window.",
      "hit them in the face, deserved karma",
      "Beat their fucking ass"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 161,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What never fails to turn you on/get you aroused?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Dem chokers, shit is little a black belt in oral.",
      "Abstinence from masturbating. Beyond a few days and I just can't think of anything else anymore unless I keep myself fully occupied",
      "This redhead at work i see every now and then. One smile or just get near me im as hard as a pole",
      "A bitch w a nice phat ass",
      "Slime.\n\nJust... don't ask why.",
      "When my boyfriend's dick falls out of the gap in his pj pants.",
      "Traps",
      "legs and high heels",
      "Naked people",
      "Blood..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 162,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You had the ability to do anything but you have to role a 20 sided dice to see how effectively you do it. What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Have sex, if I get anything above a 3 it's already an improvement",
      "Destroy the Galaxy",
      "Roll to put on socks. Fail skill check. They just won't go on!",
      "Winning the lottery. I win anything between 5 dollars and millions",
      "Put him on the side of the dice opposite 20, then do whatever the hell I want",
      "Roll the dice",
      "Attempt to invent an elixir of eternal youth."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 163,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors, what have you been banned from, and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Club Penguin when I was younger because my cousin said a f*ck in chat",
      "r/blackpeopletwitter because I\u2019m not black",
      "Gotten 3 league account permaed for toxic (combined about 3500 hours)",
      "My local playground. These kids nowadays don't know how to keep a secret!",
      "A club in my city. \n\nI was drunk and stoled a skateboard that was laying in the exit of the club(\nI even dont know how to ride a skateboard and I didn't even remember I did it) I woke up and saw a skateboard in my apartment and I was like \"Oh cool\" hour later my sister send a photo of me from security cameras taking a skateboard. Apparently the skateboard belonged to one of the owners of the club and he posted the photos on facebook plus text that said \"Help me to find the thief\" the post become viral and I receive the shaming of my life (Deserve it tbh) \n\nI returned it after, but im still not allowed in that place",
      "The local gas station. I threw a bag of change at the cashier for making racist remarks to my husband's family members. It was worth it.",
      "Lifetime ban on eBay here. Was a minor that had an account for some reason but did never bet on anything. When I refused to pay my 2.50\u20ac debt to get a website done (this was more than 15 years ago I think) I got the ban",
      "A discord server because I don't play fortnite",
      "Bin weevils for saying the word \"Password\"\nNow my life is pointless",
      "I got banned in late August this year from PUBG because some guy from Istanbul got access to my steam account and cheated I assume.  \nHe got me 2 steam achievements though, which is nice. One for making it to the top 10 without killing anyone, and one for winning a solo match."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 164,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "In what ways would reddit prevent another World War from ever happening again?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "If anything Reddit might cause a world war",
      "Have Gen Zs team up and say \u201cIf you start world war, you gay\u201d",
      "it wouldn\u2019t lol",
      "Reddit wouldn't be able to stop World War 3.",
      "Tell Germany, no",
      "Reposting sad pictures for karma",
      "Reddit is more likely to escalate a world war"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 165,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "In two years you become the richest person in the world. What does your rich self tell you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "don't kill your self",
      "Can't believe i used to be poor",
      "in two years you will become the richest person in the world",
      "Who is this peasant ?! Wait...",
      "Hang in there, bud and look into wealth management.",
      "Bruh check out the dick implants",
      "Stop eating so much damn pudding. It's the only thing I ever tell myself.",
      "Help others",
      "Money will not fix all your problems.",
      "Talk to that investor guy"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 166,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Boys: what NSFW questions about girls have you always wondered?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Girls who stand at the very top of ladders at work and don\u2019t have anyone spot them, why? It\u2019s extremely not safe.",
      "Why don\u2019t girls ask boys out more?",
      "What do you like in a boy?",
      "Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said, \"At the crest of the labia.\" What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?",
      "Are y\u2019all like, casually gay with eachother? Like guys will slap eachother\u2019s ass and stuff like that, do girls do stuff like that?",
      "Would you ever go fuck it and do a one night stand?",
      "What is the capital of Ecuador?",
      "Does da pussy smell like fish?",
      "Okay know this is a gross question but it\u2019s nothing fetishy just an honest question about women. Do most women have discharge through out the day? Is this a normal thing or not? If it\u2019s too personal totally understand",
      "Do you too absolutely despise Dan Salvato? Or is that just a guy thing? Or just a me thing?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 167,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your spirit animal?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Baby yoda",
      "Sloth",
      "A Koala. Sleeps 16 hours a day then eats roots and leaves.",
      "Anteater",
      "Shrek",
      "Leopard A2",
      "death",
      "Cuttlefish",
      "Panzerkampfwagen VIII Tiger. Never where I need to be, late to everything, get stuck too often, which is a shame considering my potential.",
      "Yogi Bear"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 168,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What song instantly puts you in a positive mood?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Can't hold us by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (feat. Ray Dalton), It just reminds me how things were back when things were good.",
      "The Promise by When in Rome.",
      "Meduza - Lose Control",
      "Mr. Blue Sky - ELO",
      "Parklife by Blur\nOr maybe The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones",
      "Vacation by Dirty Heads or This is Halloween.",
      "All star",
      "Royal Fireworks by Handel, I instantly feel like royalty"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 169,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Is it normal to sleep naked? If you do, when did you make that change?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I do in the summer. I made the change after buying a nice light robe because although I enjoy sleeping naked, the idea of strolling around my apartment naked first thing in the morning makes me feel really uncomfortable.",
      "I do. Made the change after getting married.",
      "We always sleep naked. We just cover ourselves with cotton and stuff",
      "I find it incredibly uncomfortable",
      "I always do. I like how my post made you post this lol",
      "Depends on the time of the year. When it\u2019s warmer, definitely. In the winter I love my pyjamas",
      "Yeah, it makes me feel cooler",
      "Used to, but not since I\u2019ve had a dog. Their noses are cold and wet, and they seem to be attracted to butts."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 170,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something that is considered a blessing to some, but a curse to others?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Black cats:\n\nin the UK are good luck\n\nin the USA they are bad luck.",
      "When my best friend got hired and i don\u2019t",
      "Water. It is a curse when you are drowning.",
      "Children",
      "[deleted]",
      "A high sex drive. I use to have a very high sex drive, which sounds like a very good thing for a male to have, but it fucking sucks. I'm genuinely glad my sex drive died down a lot. My wife is still mad that it did before we met, but she doesn't completely understand why.\n\nA high sex drive turns into a very bad sex addiction, and it's exhausting. Even if you're really fit, you will still have so much sex you'll be sore everywhere, including your dick. I would have so much sex my dick was red and sore, completely swollen too. My body would be hurting and I would still keep going. If you can't stop yourself, you'll collapse from exhaustion. Even if you feel like throwing up, you'll keep going. No matter how uncomfortable I'd get, I'd never wanna stop. I'd have sex for hours and hours, and I'd be completely dry, but I'd still want more. It's disgusting and really unhealthy to be that sexually active.\n\nThere's also the emotional impact of it all. You live for hook ups even when you acknowledge that they only give you affection because of the \"good sex\" you offer back. It really tears you up, you'll tell yourself you don't want a relationship or love, but you do. You'll abandon your plans for sex, and you'll push people away because of it all.\n\nSo yeah, a high sex drive is okay in moderation, but combine it with sex addiction and you're gonna suffer a lot.",
      "Money",
      "Dragons, Crows/Ravens, Pigeions/Doves, and maybe food(since not everyone on earth has food, ex: some of the poorer places). Idk. This is all I can think of at the top of my head.",
      "Knowledge.   \nJust general knowledge.",
      "My family"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 171,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your favorite movie?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Shrek 5",
      "Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2",
      "Star Wars Rogue One",
      "Forrest Gump/Shawshank Redeption",
      "Saving Private Ryan",
      "The Last Airbender"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 172,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the most weird fetish you have legit heard from anyone?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Egg laying fetish",
      "Inserting \"eggs\" into you (fake eggs) and then pushing hard to get them out. It was on a video",
      "Bread buying",
      "Inserting long rods in your penis / Urethra. I know it has a name but I can't remember it.",
      "I don't like talking about sex but I knew a man who liked to rub his thingy on basketballs",
      "Knee fetishes are weird, but inflation is also weird. Let\u2019s not forget scat, that shit nasty (no pun intended). Maybe forced eating? Vore? I don\u2019t know really, but make pregnancy is strange.",
      "Eye Penetration",
      "Licking armpits and scat",
      "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piquerism , this fetish could lead to murder.",
      "Bug catching fetish \n\nBasically You gotta catch 'em all\u2026. but STD's instead of pok\u00e9mon"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 173,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You're stuck wearing the clothes you have on right now for the rest of your life. You cannot remove them no matter what. How screwed are you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I\u2019m naked... so people at work are gonna get real uncomfortable real fast when I go in later",
      "mh comfy",
      "I hate my school uniform, people are just going to keep thinking I\u2019m going to school on the weekends now",
      "kinda confy, between cold but not too cold and warm but not too warm.\n\njust give me a place with ambient temperature and im fine",
      "Not very, I might burn up in my jacket.",
      "Yo I'm in the shower right now. Fuck.",
      "Not that screwed, first time that sleeping in my birthday suit came in handy.",
      "I'm literally only wearing a towel right now, so...",
      "I\u2019m wearing a giraffe onesie and obnoxiously large fuzzy socks. You figure it out.",
      "Some jeans, leather winter boots and a shirt + converse sweatshirt"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 174,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] Besides AskReddit, what is a great subreddit to join?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "r/nostupidquestions   is  kinda like AskReddit but with fewer assholes",
      "r/aww",
      "r/memes\nr/entitledparents\nr/woooosh",
      "r/AskOuija",
      "r/amitheasshole \n\n\nI mean, it went from great judgements/advice to a train wreck as it got popular but it\u2019s GREAT drama lama feed",
      "r/pewdiepiesubmission"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 175,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your favorite animation movie and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Aren't all movies animated in some way these days?",
      "Emperors New Groove.\n\nNo cliche lovestory plotlines, it is arguably one of Disneys funniest movie, the jokes are actually great as its enjoyed by both kids and adults, the majority of the characters are likeable and most importantly: Kronk.",
      "The End of Evangelion.",
      "The Silent Voice - it\u2019s heartbreaking but such an important story and it\u2019s beautifully done",
      "Worldwide: Princess Mononoke  \n  - a main point of the film is that good and evil is not black and white, which I think is an underemphasized truth in animated and Children\u2019s movies.   \n  - there are also so many other themes I vibe with: Nature, corruption, redemption, cosmic entities  \n  - one of the greatest movies of all time and a staple of my childhood  \n   \nWestern: Coco  \n  - it\u2019s such a beautiful interpretation family and afterlife   \n  - it touches on passion, sacrifice, and acceptance  \n  - never fails to make me cry",
      "King Fu panda"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 176,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would you do to the AutoMod if the poor bastard was a real person and you came across him?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Probably give him a hug because the poor guy works hard",
      "Say sorry for all the times I put body text in an AskReddit without remembering you can\u2019t do body text, then trying to resubmit my question before the 8 minute cool down is over, doing said resubmitting 3x every minute because I have no perception of time apparently. I\u2019m sorry, AutoMod!",
      "I'm dtf if they are",
      "Punch them",
      "Not respond"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 177,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You have to design a car. What must have features do you install into it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "the horn plays la cucaracha",
      "Cupholders. Lots and lots of cupholders.",
      "Glass dome",
      "Good sound system for when the bass drops.",
      "You can choose the horn sound. Bruh sound effect would be perfect",
      "Hydrolics, but not for moves rather to raise your car for rough offroading.",
      "Removable cup holder liners so I can wash them",
      "A manual gearbox.",
      "It must feature a steering wheel and tires.",
      "A steel bumper and a sensor that releases knockout gas if you ding my car with your door."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 178,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but what book did you read only because of its cover?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The first harry potter book came out when i was in like 5/6th grade. I read it cause the cover looked interesting. At the time I knew nothing about it as it wasn't famous yet.",
      "Busty Asian Beauties vol. 37",
      "all of my books",
      "Darren Shan's Demonata series.",
      "I bought a book at a book fair in third grade called Into the Land of the Unicorns because it had a unicorn on the cover who was looking all mysterious.. it was too complicated of a read for me then, sadly I forgot about it, and when I was finally old enough I thought it looked \u201cstupid.\u201d Anyone here ever read Into the Land of the Unicorns? Did I miss out?",
      "Phasma.",
      "Cirque Du Freak, I liked its cover eneded up reading the entire series."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 179,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could fart one odour for the rest of your life, which odour would it be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Cocaine",
      "Laundry",
      "Vagina",
      "lavender",
      "Expensive perfume",
      "New car smell.",
      "Fresh-cut Spring flowers spewed across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.",
      "Gas",
      "My current fart smell",
      "Patti Labelle's sweet potato pie"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 180,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What makes you happy ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women.",
      "Sleep",
      "My dog",
      "just, chatting with my long distance best friend.",
      "Drugs",
      "Nothing",
      "Knowing I have a place to call home",
      "Seeing my best friend playing violin and hearing how fantastic it sounds and how content they look",
      "Friends.",
      "thinking about ways to stab people"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 181,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How to stop watching porn?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I know it's complicated. You have to look deeper. Ask yourself where such an overwhelming urge is coming from. How do you feel when you *aren't* watching? What triggers your decision to sit down and do it?\n\nIn chess there's this tactic called \"removing the defender\". It's this really obvious and straightforward concept of targeting the piece that's stopping you from taking the square you want. The reason it's a tactic with a name is because it's not really something you think about until you teach it to yourself.\n\nDon't attack the issue head on. Find out where it comes from, then approach removing it root and stem.\n\nGood luck. \ud83d\ude42",
      "Find a fetish so terrible, that it ruins porn for you forever.",
      "just stop. same with \"how to get up from bed\". just get up and start your day. Try to think like you are some ancient monk, who can overcome the flesh. Your mind is stronger than the flesh, you are not its servant. You can punish it and laugh at it, think your body as a dirty fucking beast and your mind, you, is controlling it. be a higher being, or act like your in a movie about one",
      "just stop, first, start watching solo stuff, like webcam and shit. \nthen move to like just photos, i guess.",
      "Figure out something you find gross, then binge watch porn on that subject",
      "Start reading porn..way better",
      "Keep yourself distracted, if it doesn't work you should try using site blockers (Apps/Plug-ins, it's up to you). If nothing works then I suggest seeking some external help. Good work brother, you can do it!",
      "Click the red x",
      "Watch some action packed anime with good animation",
      "r/nofap\n\nA community for people who struggle with that"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 182,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you do when you can\u2019t sleep at night?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Whip it out for a wank",
      "Reddit. Or overthink and stress myself out so much that it makes it even harder to sleep. Either one.",
      "I just watch YouTube",
      "Your mom",
      "Jerk off or just lie there doing nothing",
      "Podcasts",
      "laying",
      "Cry",
      "I didn't close my eyes longer than 10 minutes",
      "I set up a playlist of Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle or old Mock the Week episodes on YouTube and listen to them."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 183,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your excuse to NOT take the drug test?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I take drugs",
      "I don't submit to piss-smelling fetishes.",
      "I was at a bagel eating competition and they only had poppy seed bagels...",
      "Mom said don't do drugs so i didnt took it",
      "I snort pizdets",
      "I'm literally high right now, yo.",
      "i feel uncomfortable very easiliy",
      "I'm a chef.",
      "I'm way too high",
      "I have a license, bitch. There are laws."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 184,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You can only listen to one artist for the rest of your life. Who are you listening to?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Probably going to have to say Queen just because they have so many classics that stand the test of time.",
      "Beethoven 'cause he's legit",
      "[deleted]",
      "Linkin Park I'm good to go",
      "Pink Floyd",
      "NF",
      "Either Foster the People or Billy Joel",
      "Vitas",
      "Imagine Dragons.  At least they have variety",
      "Definitely not a digital artist. Could you imagine hearing nothing but click click click click click click click click \n\nI dunno probably some modern sculptor....I feel like they would probably make interesting noises."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 185,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the meanest/funniest thing you said to your parent/s as a child?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A gentle \u201cfuck\u201d from the back seat of my dads car when I was 4",
      "Why was I adopted?",
      "My Mum always told me that if I didn\u2019t speak nicely to people I would have no friends. \n\nOne day 4 year old me wasn\u2019t listening and so she went off at me yelling and shit. \n\nAbout an hour later I walked up to her and said that if she didn\u2019t speak nicely to people she wouldn\u2019t have any friends.",
      "When I was 7 I called my sister a bitch because I had heard the word on an audibook and didn't know what it meant",
      "My mother loves the Red Sox and when I was a kid, I would jokingly say that I like the Yankees. My mother would laugh and pretend to be mad with me. She wasn't really mad at me, she just was jokingly angry"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 186,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Imagine a button. If you press it, half the people on Earth would die, which might or might not include people you know and yourself. If you don't press it, in a hundred years, the human race will be extinct. Would you press it? Why/why not?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\\*click \\*click",
      "Yes. It is the overall better option. The other half will live.",
      "What if the number of people on earth is odd number so someone would die only on one half of the body?",
      "Just let it go extinct. We\u2019re destroying the planet and the rest of the life on here. Finally, peace on earth.",
      "What a pressing issue.",
      "I'd keep clicking till I died :)",
      "Not pressing, Thanos was proven unsuccessful.",
      "If we don't press it we can tell everyone what will happen in a hundred years and we can get ready so we defeat fate.",
      "I would press it because we would be able to repopulate. A chance of some of the people I know dying is way better than everyone I know definitely dying.",
      "I would press it .... hang on...\n\n7.8 billion ... now 3.9 B\n\n3.9B ... now 1.95B\n\n1.95B ... now 975 million\n\n975M ...  now 488M\n\n488M ... now 244,000,000.\n\nI would press it five times in a 10 second span of time.\n\nHello?  Hellooooo!!??  Hello, you still there?\n\n.\n\nDamn! I hate it when that happens."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 187,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you cheer up your best friend?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"Bitch u succ\"",
      "I often just do something with him and joke around about the topic he is concerned about if possible. Depends on what the matter is. My best friend had a tumor and we actually just joked around about it. I also told him on a serious note that no matter what I am always there for him",
      "Leaving him alone.",
      "Sending memes and talking bs helps.",
      "With a blowjob! A dick into your own mouth always cheers you up!",
      "making a tit out of myself so they dont feel as bad :')",
      "Memes",
      "Memes",
      "I used to do lots of sexual things to him, it always cheered him up. Now I make him happy by giving him space and never communicating with him."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 188,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your go-to simple act of kindness?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You look nice today :)",
      "Holding open doors for people.",
      "Bringing somebody tea, coffee or food.",
      "Remember the lunch ladies names so that i can greet them by name.",
      "I tidy up as I go in shops and supermarkets.\n\nIf I find items on the floor I place them back on the shelves, if I find things out of place, and I will be going past where they should be stored I move them back.\n\nAlso when I am returning my shopping trolley I will pick up any loose trolleys and place them into the park. If the trolley park is a mess I will re-arrange it correctly.\n\nIt takes no time for me, but it makes other peoples days easier.",
      "Say good morning to everyone",
      "Carrying stuff out to cars for older people, or holding doors open, etc.",
      "Giving random people a ride on my way to work, if the weather is bad.",
      "Pay for other people stuff in the drive thru.",
      "Letting someone cut in line at the grocery or in traffick. (Even though I hate both)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 189,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the most romantic thing anyone\u2019s ever done for you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Any of the times when my asexual (aromantic) partner has sex with me to see me happy, or takes me on a lovely date. She isn't doing it to satisfy her own need for sex or romance, but for me, because she cares for me very deeply. That makes me feel loved more than anything. And I say that as someone who used to be showered with flovers and chocolates from a previous partner.",
      "Ah right yes, forgot I was on reddit there for a second, thanks for reminding me y\u2019all",
      " Touching my dead skin that i put on their desk",
      "Blowjob maybe.",
      "One of my friends said that I smelled nice",
      "The story how I met my SO is pretty movie-like romantic. I was working on a project in a coffeeshop while being sick, he approached me to have a chat about what Im doing. Later he left and came back with tea and medicine for me.",
      "never been in a romantic relationship before but in HS, I was hanging out with my friends and I was taking a pic of this guy(he was a freshman, we were juniors) bc he was obsessed with my friend and he literally made my friend cringe. This was back in the Snapchat days. So I already just snapped a pic of him playing ball to send to my friend and he didn\u2019t notice. There was this other guy who idk if he liked me or not, we always flirt with each other but it never got past that but it was good time pass. He and I were both laughing about something else that had happened. \n\nThe freshman starts looking at us funny and literally starts charging towards me and out of nowhere, the guy I\u2019m laughing with gets in front of me, puts his arms out and starts defending me saying that I didn\u2019t do shit. He actually protected me from that kid bc he was seriously about to do something to me. \n\nI\u2019m not sure if it was the most romantic, but definitely the most sweetest thing that\u2019s ever happened to me lol. Never thought he would ever defend me like that.",
      "She told me to skip school and come over to her house she was wearing a tight black leather mini skirt and had a tray of fresh grilled cheese sandwiches",
      "We had eye contact",
      "Well I was with my ex for around a year and a half at the time, and we spent the night together. When I woke up she was gone, and I tried calling and texting and everything. She just told me to wait a little longer. I was panicked as fuck, and when she told me to come to the nearby park I cycled fast as fuck. When I got there she prepared a pic nic with all the things I like."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 190,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Adults of reddit, what is something every teenager should know about \"the real world\"?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Get a job",
      "One little impulse buy can set you back years in debt. Be smart, learn about finances. It isn\u2019t sexy but it can put you ahead of your peers by miles.",
      "Not an adult of Reddit but I have a lot of friends that aren't thinking about college at all or life after highschool for that matter and think things will go like this:\n\nGraduate highschool, start a well paying and respectable job, buy a home.\n\nPeople scoff at the idea of minimum wage and living in an apartment, and when asked about college or at least career prep they say they'd just drop out or fail anyways but aren't worried.\n\nIt mostly comes from a position of privilege, not seeing what happens behind closed doors, not seeing how their parents pay the bills or the fact that they didn't just start off with a family home and 100k salary right out the door.\n\nFor a lot of them, their parents will support them out of highschool even if they crash and burn with their planning, but for others they'll get dropped and have to learn the hard way. \n\nI don't know which is worse. \n\nSo, be realistic. Be willing to put in work and build yourself up, and know that that's what it takes. Learn about how to manage your finances and plan ahead.",
      "1) Be prepared to work a long hour minimum wage job that you'll probably hate. Not forever, but at some point majority of people have to go through this. 2) my teacher once told me: after school, no one really cares about you.",
      "Come in to work early or right on time, never late. Only use sick days for when you're actually sick. Always take your paid vacation. Be friendly and respectful to your coworkers, and make sure to communicate with your boss(es). \nSome companies will offer promotions if you just stick around long enough (~3-5 years). Some companies give yearly raises. Either way, putting actual effort into your job and giving a damn about it will help. You'll get promoted faster/get a higher raise.",
      "The interest is compounded.",
      "Saying YES to something almost always means saying NO to something else. There are always trade offs. And they aren\u2019t often easy decisions.",
      "Decide early on that you're going to attend college.  It's critical for getting good jobs.  And generally having a better life.  Tuitions are through the roof now, so even going to community college, getting an Associates degree, then transferring to a state school (where tuitions are lower) is a manageable way of getting a degree.  Believe me, your options exponentially increase when you have a degree.",
      "The only difference between a teenager and an adult is age.",
      "Don\u2019t get high on crack"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 191,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What Ancient Civilization Would You Visit If You Had the Opportunity to?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Egypt",
      "I'd love to see Gobekli Tepe in its heyday.",
      "Tbh i would like to know how hanging gardens of babylon is looks like",
      "Atlantis",
      "Carthage.",
      "Greek for sure, with Egypt and Chinese following very very closely behind it",
      "Mesopotamia",
      "Girlfriendia",
      "Rome",
      "Aztecs. They were killing the winers of football matches"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 192,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who own pets, what was a moment where your pet saved your life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Just by being them. I was severely depressed and they were the only things keeping me here.",
      "There was never a time where my pet saved my life BUT I had to save a dog\u2019s life twice",
      "I've had my cat for nearly 9 years, five of which were during active addiction.  Today I'm clean, dating a wonderful woman, and gainfully employed.  Maybe I just realized she saved me after reading this question.  Thanks, Tweak, I love you.",
      "My cat woke me up several times when I was late for work and my alarm didn't go off...by meowing for food constantly. Not saving my life perhaps, but he def. Saved me from unemployment."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 193,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the worst prank anyone has ever played on you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "back when my sisters used to live with us when i was around 9, my sisters pranked me by jumping out at me at the top of the stairs. i legitimately pissed myself",
      "My sister telling me she is pregnant with my child",
      "Wife saying she was pregnant.",
      "After I fired a gunshot into the ceiling of my parents house my mom had me take a couple of pills. She's so crafty, but I can't wait to see how this high ends.",
      "My friends pulling the chair and falling they did it to me 3 times I was pissed",
      "When I was about 8 my sister woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me our parents had been eaten by aliens. At the time I couldn't look at anything alien related without getting scared so this was a very traumatic experience",
      "My boss giving me a job in his company",
      "When I was younger my sister put my pet in my backpack, and during school I got sent to the principal because it got let out.",
      "Punctured a second urethra in my whiny"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 194,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "PlayStation is celebrating its 25th anniversary. What\u2019s your favorite PS Games?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The last of us remastered",
      "PS1 - Final Fantasy 7 \n\nPS2 - Metal Gear 2 and Persona 4\n\nPS3 - Bioshock Infinite\n\nPS4 - Assassin\u2019s Creed Odyssey and Horizon \nZero Dawn",
      "Demon's Souls",
      "The Last of Us.",
      "Metal Gear Solid",
      "Megaman Legends",
      "Knack for the PS4.",
      "Medevil",
      "The OG Star Wars Battlefront on PS2 and Warhawk on ps3 that game deserved a sequel!",
      "The newest god of war 10/10"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 195,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your favorite Metallica song?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Enter sandman",
      "Sanitarium",
      "For whom the bell tolls",
      "Nothing else matters",
      "Fuel",
      "Master of Puppets",
      "\"Don't Tread on Me\" and \"For Whom the Bell Tolls\"",
      "Master of Puppets.\n\nAtlas, Rise is a not-so-close second.",
      "Seek and destroy, fade to black, for whom the bell tolls, nothing else matters,",
      "Master of puppets"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 196,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You accidentally summoned a demon! What will you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Change my number and block it on watts app",
      "Anal",
      "Offer it a beer.\n\nIt'll look at me and say \"its 7am\"\n\nI'll reply \"its five o'clock somewhere\"\n\nThen we'll get drunk and sing Margaritaville.",
      "Eternally damn me, daddy-demon UwU",
      "\"die monster, you don't belong in this world\"",
      "Offer drink",
      "Depends on the demons powers at that point.",
      "Ouija sounds like a french-german ninja",
      "Well I dated one, so go about my day.",
      "Wanna grab pizza ?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 197,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s a memory that makes you think: \u201c Wow I\u2019ve truly changed\u201d?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I remember what being excited feels like.",
      "Maturity",
      "How narccistic and conceited I was. \n\nNow i just dont care as much.",
      "I remember being scared all the time, and since then I've lost all my f*cks to give so I do stuff like go swimming in almost freezing weather or go snowboarding in summer clothes just because I don't care.",
      "Actually being happy.",
      "Not a memory exactly, but my general demanor. I used to hate the world, but now i just give 0 fucks.",
      "Being a literal nerd",
      "Trying to follow up my friends with things I don't like just to be around them, trying to impress them and don't caring when they do something I don't agree on.\n\nNow I just live my life, do my own stuff, and end \"friendships\" if they are toxic to me",
      "I remember going out with friends.",
      "I remember enjoying dubstep"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 198,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the first TV show you think of when you hear the word ' Albuquerque'?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Breaking Bad.",
      "The Bugs Bunny Show.",
      "That Simpsons ep where they want to move the baseball team (I think) and Homer outs them by identifying hot dog toppings",
      "Barbecue. (Wait, didn\u2019t notice the TV show part... WELL SHIT. Gonna leave this comment though.)",
      "Not a show, but the song by Weird Al",
      "Mom and Dad making love.",
      "In Plain Sight",
      "Simpsons \"for I am the Mayor of Alberquerque!\"",
      "Don\u2019t know why, but I immediately thought of Truth Or Consequences. Then of course Breaking Bad kicked in.",
      "The news."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 199,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If your life could be replaced by a movie, what movie would you like it to be ?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 200,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the weirdest thing you've witnessed in a supermarket?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A woman walking a cat on a leash down the aisle with all the detergent and laundry products.",
      "found a bag of weed on the floor in the produce section",
      "Didn't witness, did so myself. Throw a whole bottle of oil (the bottle is made of glass) on the ground becoz I thought it didn't align with the other bottles on the shelf. This happened when I was about 4",
      "The dumbass who returned the big bottle of lemon juice because it was too sour to drink.",
      "A cashier gave me this very informative talk about coupons and speaking in tongues. I signed up for a rewards card as Jesus Christ and she didn't bat an eye.",
      "A homeless person hid in a fridge while the store was closing.",
      "Stealing of water.",
      "Not so much weird, but really Canadian.  Someone spilled a LOT of maple syrup in the parking lot.  It was dark and all of a sudden my foot felt wet because i stepped into what i thought was a puddle.  I was wearing my favorite leather business shoes and found out it was maple syrup when i got into the car and could smell it.  By time i got home to wash it out, it had seeped into the seams.  I tried to wash it off, but to this day, the one shoe still has this little hard bubbles of maple syrup along the seam on the inside. \n\nI tried to complain to the store, and told them someone should clean it up.  They just looked at me and said it was just a random occupational hazard that one should expect in daily life and not to get so uptight about it.",
      "Was just last week. I was there for work experience and I was working in the aisle where they keep their laundry detergent etc. some guy literally got a bottle and filled up his personal water bottle with laundry detergent... he stole a liquid. And he left the empty bottle where he found it...",
      "A lemon rolled right off the top of the stack into my cart. I thought it was so cute I had to buy it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 201,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What song do you want played at your funeral?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The circus theme",
      "USSR Anthem",
      "Jellyfish Jam from Sponge Bob while my body flies around on a rail system and strobe lights flashing. Whoever pulls my body down gets all my possessions.",
      "Highway to hell...",
      "Let the bodies hit the floor",
      "Spongebob end credits theme",
      "[Rappin' for Jesus.](https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE)",
      "Rucka Rucka Only 17\ud83d\ude09",
      "Come on motherfucker come on.",
      "School's out, by Alice Cooper"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 202,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your first sexual experience like?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I\u2019m a virgin.",
      "Awful. I got raped by a girl (I am a male).",
      "My very first sexual experience was when I was 18 and a month away from starting college. A guy that I was seeing invited me to a party and I met his friends. Proceeded to get drunk, he started making out with this one girl. She was a big girl but really cool, nice and pretty. There was another girl there who was coming on to me and before I knew it, she and I were making out and she was fingering me. She taught me how to eat a girl out. After all that, I threw up three times because of drinking too much and fell asleep. First and last party I have ever been to.",
      "I didn't want it, it was grade 5 and I hadn't yet really thought about sex. I just knew this girl wanted me to go out with her so I said\"ok?\". Went on a date to see a movie, she was licking my hand and trying to kiss me, so I kicked her in the shins. Still feel bad about it.",
      "Pretty bad. I (F) was on top and he was laying back. He was really long and pretty thick so it was very very painful. He was also super nervous so I could tell he wasn't enjoying it because he was so nervous. His bed was squeaky and his mom was in the livingroom which shared a wall with his room. It just hurt too much so I stopped and stood up. We heard a splash and didn't think anything of it until I walked out to go to the bathroom and clean up. I turned around to see him freaking out because my hymen had broken/released when I stood up on the ground and I was dripping where I walked and leaving a trail. (I was wearing a skirt and left my panties off until I got to the bathroom). Had to clean it up with a sock and Dr. Pepper because that was all we had and didn't dare risk crossing the living room to grab cleaner. (Bathroom was to the left of his door, livingroom to the right).",
      "I was 17, it was good, had a too small Condom, took 1.5hours, took Condom off and came in 5 min. Good stuff",
      "Very loose and didnt get my load out (were going for 1h atleast if not more)",
      "I almost had sex with my best friend at the time, we were both drunk and it was fucking uncomfortable for both of us, so we just slept together. I still feel kinda weird around him but it\u2019s all cool now",
      "Pretty cruizy. The scout master gave me a drink. When I woke up he was no longer interested in me so I assumed I lost my virginity.",
      "It sucked."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 203,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the most SFW thing that has happened to you in a usually NSFW environment?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I was able to get help with my Business Analytics course through the private messaging system on Pornhub. Very helpful, 10/10",
      "Well I was able to find a person who wanted to invade France just as much as me in the pornhub private messages"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 204,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You now have the ability to go back in time, but you can never time travel forward, just feather back, what will you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I would most definitely travel to when this guy is typing this question and stab him and never think of this question ever again",
      "Not...",
      "I would go so far back I''l end up in the future.",
      "Terminate Margaret Thatcher"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 205,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Do you cry during movies, and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Yes, unashamedly. Because emotions aren't actually bad.",
      "I'm a 27yo male, and yes I cry during movies.\n\nI cried during Arrival, I cried during Blade Runner 2049 and I may have teared up during  Endgame. I have cried during plenty of other movies, sometimes because I'm unhappy with my own life and seeing something onscreen like two people being incredibly in love will just break me. Idk. Having an emotional response to a movie is what I believe it is all about. Walking out of Spotlight with a visceral level of anger made the movie going experience all the better.",
      "I cried during how to train your dragon 2, because it was so e sad shit at the end",
      "No, I only cried once while watching A Serbian Film.",
      "to save time with some mild multitasking, I usually slice some onions while watching.",
      "I did during AI: Artificial Intelligence. Both times. Can't ever watch it again",
      "No. Because I have lost the ability to feel almost all emotions. I can only feel anger, sadness, and sometimes happiness.",
      "yep. i get emotional very easily under the right circumstances",
      "Yes, pretty frequently. It\u2019s not a bad thing, most movies are meant to evoke emotions & I\u2019m an emotional person.",
      "Im emotional af and sruffed full of hormones"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 206,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Dear redditors, do you know someone who killed someone? Did they get away with it or not?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I do. He's a member of the Hell's Angels and did almost ten years for the murder of a guy who molested his niece. Super nice guy and I can't say I blame him for it.",
      "my friend was driving we were way out in the dessert, had no time to break but there was a drunk passed out guy laying in the middle of the road.. he was dead instantly\n\nwe had no way to call anyone and there was no one around for a 100km or more \n\nso we just pulled him aside and put him in some bushes \n\nthe car was fine \n\nwe swore we would never speak of it but was so long ago now",
      "My sisters bff\u2019s boyfriend stabbed her to death. (The bff, not my sister). He was a nice guy, just a terrible case of paranoia and ptsd.",
      "My aunt dated someone that had murdered his girlfriend and their 3 month old baby and got away with it for over 20 years.  He blamed it on an intruder. She never told anyone about his past and paraded him around the family like he was normal. My kids had spent the night at their house several times over the years.  He was eventually questioned about the car when the cold case division decided to review the case. After several hours, he confessed. When my family found out, we were mortified.",
      "I know this dude who shot someone in a drive by, the person died and as far as i know this guys still in prison, i was in middle school at the time and he was a grade above me, so he was maybe 14 or 15 at the time, but he was someone i considered to be a friend, we hung out with the same people but he obviously took it to the next level!",
      "Guy broke into house. Guy got shot. Guy died. Buddy got off cuz it's his house",
      "Yep back in the 70s or 80s he ran over and killed two black guys Got 10 years i believe.",
      "Well, when I googled the name of the second person who tattooed me I found out he went to jail for eight years and the exact charge ended up being manslaughter. Something about a gun being thrown out of the car on the highway and he was with someone else.\n\nNot sure if he pulled the trigger or what exactly happened but I was young so it was enough to shake me up. I figured the manslaughter charge was done on a plea deal to get that instead of murder.",
      "Yes. My SO's friend was driving while super high. He accidentally hit a guy with his car. The guy he was hitting was stealing mail at the time lol. Friend would have gotten off lighter because of that, but mail stealer had  a young daughter and the  Judge saw and felt pity for them. I think he got like 10 years? Currently, he goes to uni to become an electrical engineer. Great guy, super nice.",
      "ya my dad a man ran in front of his car my dad tried avoiding the dud but the dude panicked and kept moving all squigly and my dad accidentally ran him over he was in jail for a couple of days but they let him go."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 207,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you think is the root of all evil ... or even is there a root of all evil?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ego",
      "Money",
      "Fear is the root of all evil. Resist.",
      "Humans",
      "The love of money",
      "25.8069758011",
      "Rootbeer",
      "Imo, there's several roots of evil, each of which has grown and become tangled together to form a thorny bush which protects the roots\n\nWe lost our chance to remove the roots of evil. Now we have to live in the bush",
      "There is no root of all evil unless you are a religious nut.",
      "Reddit"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 208,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which movie you will watch on repeat?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "[deleted]",
      "Groundhog Day.",
      "Shrek 2",
      "There are two types for me, the movies that I will watch on repeat because they fuck me up every single time, and the ones I can have in the background over and over again because they are fun and not that difficult to follow.\n\nIn the first category : black swan, requiem for a dream, trainspotting\n\nIn the second category : le p\u00e8re no\u00ebl est une ordure (it's a french christmas movie, it's legendary over here and it's fucking hilarious), most disneys, harry potter (I know them by heart by now...).",
      "The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain, makes me inspired to do something",
      "Groundhog day",
      "Rush Hour 1, 2, 3",
      "The dark knight no joke when I say this I have lost count how many time I\u2019ve watched to movie because I have seen it so many times. I pretty much know it word for word and strongly believe that I have watched it more than anyone on this earth or am close to being the top viewer of that movie.",
      "Finding Nemo",
      "American pie"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 209,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What injustice happened to you or someone you know that you're still mad about?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That girl from Hong Kong they found naked in the harbor.",
      "I got accused of a bomb threat at school. It still pisses me off."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 210,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the stereotype of \"boomers\" in your culture and what do people call them?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"Boomer is a mentality\"\n\n\\-Jacksfilms",
      "Mmmm, I think the most similar thing in Spanish could be \"cu\u00f1ado\" or \"brother-in-law\".",
      "In Poland it's \"Janusz\" for males and \"Gra\u017cyna\" for females. It works the same way as with boomers",
      "They hop and box and we call them Kangaroos",
      "I call them fossil"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 211,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your childhoods\u2019 favourite cartoon is getting a live action sequel, which one is it gonna be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Looney Tunes. \n\nIt's been done",
      "Digimon Tamers...I know it\u2019s an anime but still",
      "Pirates of dark water",
      "Invader zim",
      "Rugrats? No\nPLEASE GOD NO!",
      "Jonny Quest."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 212,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do youtubers record themselves while playing phone games without their mics picking up the in-game voice?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Top 10 riddles solved by reddittors",
      "Turning the mics off I guess.",
      "Same technique Skype/Discord/phones uses when you use speakers"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 213,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Men of Reddit, What is one material possession you can\u2019t go without?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Clothes. I don't think there's much else you could take away from me that would make me go crazy.\n\nI'm on my phone all the time and I play PS4 but I don't see it as too much of a problem if I couldn't do those things anymore.",
      "Earbuds",
      "Spectacles boy.",
      "A good pair of socks really makes a difference.",
      "Dolla dolla bill yall",
      "Company. I really hate being alone",
      "My hat, keeps my hair out of my face"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 214,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your most entertaining/embarrassing taking a dump story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I wondered how blind people know when to stop whiping, has been my go-to icebreaker ever since.\n\nI think i saw it on the internet somewhere and shitting reminded me of it.",
      "My family and I had gone to this god awful sandwich shop and it had really upset my stomach to the point I almost crapped my pants. Well, we had to stop off at Tractor Supply to get dog/cat food and I dipped into the bathroom. Well apparently I took over 20 min, and it stunk so bad the guy walking into the hallway the bathroom was in scrunched up his nose in disgust. It took so long my parents got worried.",
      "I was in a squat toilet in China and my phone fell out of my pocket and into an unusually deep S bend.",
      "S z\ud83e\udd20\ud83d\udcc5\ud83d\udcda"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 215,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "The movie theater now pauses when someone goes to the bathroom, how long until your movie ends?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "If im going to the bathroom its gonna be a while. Ill shit 5 minutes, then sit on the toilet 15 while im doing shit on my phone",
      "2 hours"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 216,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why don't you go to bed on time?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "There's still reddit posts to read...",
      "because i don't want tommorow to come",
      "Cuz I dont want today to be over and I dont want to deal with tomorrow",
      "Currently overthinking",
      "depends on your definition of on time. if on time is giving yourself enough time to sleep before you have to wake up for work then on time is relative to how much coffee you're willing to drink and what kind of work load you have tomorrow.",
      "Because my addiction to CS:GO leads me to stay up well into the night any time I don\u2019t need to wake up on time, fucking my sleep schedule.",
      "Because The Office exists and I\u2019ve only seen it 99 times",
      "Reddit is an engine that runs 24/7",
      "I do go to bed on time. I don't fall asleep on time.",
      "In the early a.m the voices go to sleep- not me buckaroo"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 217,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors that used Reddit since the beginning how was it like and what has changed?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "There used to be more assholes and less idiots.",
      "I remember a time when rage comics weren\u2019t used ironically",
      "Ive only been here 3 years but it's became alot more \"woke\".\n\nBefore it was just a place to share stuff, now redditors like to pride themselves in some delusion they are doing gods work by making stuff appear on the front page (Hong Kong, Net Neutrality etc)",
      "It cured my depression"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 218,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Pilots of Reddit, what things did flight school not prepare you for?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It's funny you should say that, hold on I'll just let go of the handle. So, there's this annoying- \n\n*Plane crashes into mountain*"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 219,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Atheists of Reddit: What caused you to lose faith?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Atheism isn't only about \"losing faith\". In most cases it's about never having faith in imaginary beings in the first place. Most of us were raised without the indoctrination of any specific religion. And when we grew up and gained enough knowledge about religions, we didn't pick any... there was no reason to.",
      "Learning how to think critically about what I had been taught my entire life.",
      "Never had faith because its a book full of incest rape and murder justified by God. I would never worship anyone especially a narcissistic God that will throw me in hell because I did not praise his butt. Very selfish selfloving god",
      "*Lose* it? I was raised in a rational household. I never had a faith to 'lose'.",
      "Never had it. Just was never brainwashed.",
      "I never was religious",
      "I never believed in God",
      "where I grew up religion was not a big deal so, more often than not religious people were people who gained faith, rather than the other way around.",
      "I never lost faith. I grew up in a household where God was not there. I was not taught about God in school. I'm an atheist because God was not part of my life.",
      "reading the bible\n\n&#x200B;\n\nthat book has so much contridictory bullshit in it, adam and eve first people OKE WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VILLAGE THEY MENTION COME FROM LATER ADAN AND EVE ARE STILL ALIVE AND GOT KIDS SO WHO ARE THESE CUCKS!\n\nalso predicus. just that whole part of predicus.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nalso the arc of noah. why start from scratch yet leave a flaw in humans in. god aka the perfect being acording to the bible made satan and humans 2 giant mistakes. \n\n&#x200B;\n\nnow of course i gotten some things mixed up here and there but it just keeps going and going"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 220,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your first screamer/jump scare on the internet?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The country road one",
      "The Scary Maze",
      "scary maze",
      "The car on mountain road than boom",
      "My first BSOD made me wee a little tbh",
      "That Korean jump-scare animated internet comic book thing, was popular about 10 years ago?",
      "Either the maze or the country road for me too",
      "The bloody mary rocking chair video",
      "Some teletubby thing fucking still gives me nightmares...",
      "killerjo.net (I always shit myself when my mates prank me)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 221,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Humans a Reddit, what was your weirdest dream?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I had a dream where my boyfriend was raping me. It was weird.",
      "I had a dream in which a Robot was walking in the air and killing everyone he saw. I was hiding behind a wall on my terrace, and it still give me chills whenever I think about it.",
      "I've had two dreams, several times a year each, for almost twenty years. I have other dreams and everything, but there are two very distinct and constant dreams that I've had since I was like twelve at least once a month. Fucking weird.",
      "As a teenager, I dreamt I was running over a mcdonalds restaurant in a tank. My girlfriend (at the time) showed up and got mad at me, but I calmly explained to her that this was a dream, and therefore my actions had no consequences, then proceeded to fuck her in the midst of the ruins. Then I dreamt that I woke up, in bed, next to her. She said \"actions have no consequences, huh?\" and one of my more eccentric friends popped his head up from underneath the covers, looked at me, and said \"dadda\" in a baby voice. Then I actually woke up, somewhat perturbed by the experience.",
      "I walked a path down the grand canyon to the river, and it was covered in one long flowing piece of soggy pizza. I hit it with a stick and it slowly rippled and broke apart"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 222,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was ruined because it became popular?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sex with my girlfriend",
      "Agriculture, urbanization and industrialization.",
      "EVERYTHING THAT BECAME TO POPULAR",
      "Hipsterism",
      "World of Warcraft. It got worse after cata, now it's just plain bad.",
      "Internet.",
      "Skrillex, Marshmellow, DJs and other music artists that ditch their style for mainstream style",
      "Most of the pornstars who went for surgery",
      "Evolution",
      "Any purebred dog breed featured in a hit movie. Dalmatians, Cocker Spaniels, German Shepherds, Collies...all now so inbred they can barely function, thanks to being cast in hit films or tv shows."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 223,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the best thing you can say during sex and a football game?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\u201cGo deep\u201d",
      " god damnit, why do you keep missing ?",
      "WRONG GATES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT",
      "\"Faster bitch\"",
      "i love the junior league",
      "Put it in, god damnit!",
      "oh come on ,you fucking retard make the goal already",
      "Fuck me. That was good!",
      "Right up the middle for the score!",
      "Who's that guy?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 224,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You can choose your own power but the first one who replies chooses your side effect what do you choose?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Power to control probability",
      "r/TheMonkeysPaw",
      "Invisibility.",
      "Since i have seen this before i choose mind control",
      "Control and redirect light",
      "This time, I won't be the one to say \"All superpowers have more downsides than upsides!\" This tine, I'll play along.\n\nI choose flight.",
      "Control time",
      "Altar probability. Explained\nMake it so I have a 100% chance of winning the lottery, or 0% chance of dying from a high jump. Which in extension,a 0% chance of the side affect affecting me neg",
      "Id be a Werewolf"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 225,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You are part of the TSA for space travel, what normal items will you ban?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Socks, because why not",
      "Feet. No feet allowed.",
      "I would place a ban on the almighty plumbus.",
      "Bottles of water. Doesn't matter where you're going, those things are dangerous"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 226,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What word is normal in English but inappropriate in you native language?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Good for you.  In Brazilian Portuguese means I don't care.",
      "The Name Randy.\nIt means Prostitute in Our language.\n\nThe Name Laura.\nIt means penis in our language.",
      "\n''society'' in my native language sounds like suck it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 227,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People give advice about the big things. What trivial advice do you wish someone had given you before you had to work it out yourself?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My answer:\n\nWhen you get married, for the first couple of days, be really, really careful that your ring sits on your finger exactly like you want it to sit forever. Your finger adjusts *really* quickly, and then retraining the natural rest position of your ring is surprisingly annoying to do."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 228,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some memories from your younger days that as an adult you can't recall if they actually happened or not?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I have a memory of visiting one of my father's friend. His home in a beautiful valley, full of flowers and a very green environment. That place was like heaven. Can't say if it was real or not :|"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 229,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you killed someone, would you be able to get away with it? How would you hide the body?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Asking for a friend",
      "Just eat the body, and I may or may not get away with it.",
      "It's not all that hard to make a body dissappear. Burn everything that burns, feed the rest to your pet or wild animals, and grind the bones into dust and scatter them into a river.",
      "It's extremely difficult to indict, let alone convict if there is no body left to examine.\n\nAmmonia or bleach on any blood to make it inadmissible as evidence, then run the body through a woodchipper, dump the woodchipper in the ocean, or feed the corpse the pigs, burn the clothes, boots, grind the bones into a powder.\n\nDo NOT attempt to simply burn the body, human bodies do not burn well, that's why high temperature incinerators are required to cremate.",
      "*asking for a friend*",
      "*FBI would like to know your location.",
      "1: kidnap of a dark alley leaving no trace thanks to a vechical il buy with a credit card under a fake name and fake photo using some plasic surgery mask thing\n\n2: sell the dead guy to cannibals freshly killed on the spot\n\n3: let them eat him\n\n4: hand in the cannibals to the cops\n\n5: remove the plastic surgery mask thing\n\n6: no trace. a caught culprit being the cannibals and i walk away scoff free.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nthen some hot coco!",
      "I wouldn\u2019t be able to get away with it or hide the body. I\u2019m weak physically and emotionally. So I wouldn\u2019t be able to lug around the *literally dead* weight and I would break so quickly in an interview. I gotsta stay away from the killin\u2019 so I can stay away from the prison.",
      "First of all don't ask tips on social media. Secondly it all depends on where and when.",
      "nice try officer"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 230,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It's millions of years in the future, humanity is extinct, and a new sentient race has emerged. They have started to dig up our fossils. How accurately could they tell how we lived along with the animals we bred and coexisted with?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Well it would quickly become clear to them that we worshipped our gods, such as Supernan, Ironman, Batman and Hulk ...",
      "Well I hope they won't find backup of reddit or pornhub. Otherwise they will think of us as we think of monkeys.",
      "Bruh, what animals are you breeding with?",
      "Honestly they would get more from the plastics and such as they will easily outlive the metal and concrete. \n\nLarge city's might be obvious but I doubt 99% of the average human life will be studied by them. Now as for animals and the like I'm afraid that won't be any huge indication other than showing places we settled.",
      "Was wondering this myself for a very long time! Especially considering how overgrown places like Chernobyl have become in less then a hundred years...\n\nHonestly, the lifespan of our longest built structures and our most advanced plastics is less then a million years- i wouldn't be surprised if another civilisation has lived before us, and theres just no evidence remaining.\n\nBut am no expert on this, i just can't find anything online that'd last that long. Perhaps if our extinction was through some sort of asteroid or massive upheaval event that buried large portions of our society whole there'd be evidence- but if we died of plague or something then i cannot see future archaeologists thinking anything other then that we were a successful predator that spread across the globe.",
      "Some male hoomans seem to be controlled by gerbils in their rectum"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 231,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What disorder is it when you have brief but somewhat frequent depressive episodes?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Life",
      "I get that way a day or two after I drink too much wine.",
      "I get that from time to time. I think its just unhealthy sleeping and eating habits",
      "I'm completely fine until suddenly, with no trigger, my mind throws itself into a pool of depressing thoughts. It ends usually less then an hour later, then I'm fine. But in that time my thoughts loop and loop and I don't know why I'm alive.",
      "My ex had something similar, think it was called dysthamie or something.",
      "Could be a lot of different disorders. It would be best to talk to a professional if this is something you are going through. I recently started going to a therapist myself, and it wasn\u2019t nearly as bad as I worked it up to be for years. In fact, it\u2019s given me the tools to help my frequent depressive episodes and severe anxiety.",
      "sadness"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 232,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Men of reddit - what's the best compliment you've gotten from a woman?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\u201cU have Chaotic energy but in such a Legit way, like you make hella sense and im genuinely interested to see where you go and what you end up doing. U a real One, happy thanksgiving\u201d\n\nThis was sent two days after thanksgiving and she was drunk on her balcony without a shirt.",
      "Consent",
      "Smart, Cute, Handsome, \"Makes me horny\"\n\nIt doesn't matter because i was \"that kid\" in school",
      "\"You've got wise eyes.\"  \n\n\nNot sure why, but this one really stuck in my memory."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 233,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who went to school, what was the thing you learned that proved to be pretty much useless?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Everything except languages and basic arithmetic.",
      "Learning what the insides of a frog looks like.",
      "Eating 284 candy",
      "I think general basic scientific knowledge is important. But I will tell you one them. I really did not needed hear my teachers oversharing their lifes. Okay Carol, I am sorry your husband died 15 years ago but can you just explain what the mitochondria is? \n\n(The powerhouse of the cell)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 234,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your stance on Christmas music? Are they playing it too soon, too frequently or not enough?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "They started playing christmas music at my work at midnight thanksgiving morning, and they play a song every ten, 15 minutes. Too soon and too much!",
      "I live in Australia so we don\u2019t have thanksgiving as a barrier before Christmas, my workplace started playing it in early November and I\u2019m already sick of it. Just wait until December at least",
      "Fuck Christmas music. Play behemoth instead",
      "I love Christmas music! I grew up hearing my grandmother sing in a choir. Her birthday was Christmas Eve so when she died, I wanted to carry on her love for the holiday. My mom passed away this year and I'm determined out of sheer stubbornness not to hate this holiday, because I miss her so damn much. I'm trying to lean into it, instead of avoiding.\n\nMy favorite subgenre is dubstep Christmas and I really hate that Mariah Carey song, so overplayed. The remake of \"Baby It's Cold Outside\" is a bit cringy (\"your body, your choice\" made me eyeroll) but overall I thought it was a sweet, modern take of the classic song.\n\nEdit: also I think the socially acceptable time should be the day after Thanksgiving, even if I tend to prefer starting early, like right after Halloween.",
      "I don't care about Christmas music. I have my earphones in my ears where random music is played and I never listen to radio.",
      "Fuck Christmas music, Tool is the way to go"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 235,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What sentence did you hear or read somewhere that made you just have to pause?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I read a ketchup bottle that said 148g of tomatoes per 100g ketchup. That was the single most confusing thing I have ever read, and it made me question everything I know about math and time and space.",
      "The title of this post.",
      "Reading the lyrics to \"I am the Walrus\", John Lennon was something.",
      "r/brandnewsentence",
      "Most recently your question in order to think about it.\n\nBefore that it was some \"mathematical\" comment: \n\n1/3 = 30%, \n3 x 1/3 = 90%.\nSo in conclusion you have 10% leftover.",
      "\u201cI know what masturbation means, it\u2019s when you fuck a fat chick\u201d - one of my friends when we were 12.",
      "\"I lost my virginity twice last night.\" Some random girl in the Student Union building on campus.",
      "Trying to understand how \"I won't have got married by then\" is grammatically correct",
      "There was a new girl at work who started out as a volunteer, but when she became an employee she grew incredibly bossy and easily annoyed by little things.. like people leaving things on her desk to file, because filing and talking to people were basically her only job. So she gets fed up with there being 4 or 5 papers on her desk after the weekend and she makes a folder outside the office. It reads: DO NOT OPEN. PLACE PAPERS INSIDE. I stare at it for the longest time... how the fuck do I put papers inside if I\u2019m not allowed to open it? I asked her about it, and she got soooo mad, so I put the papers on her desk."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 236,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How would you feel about recreational marijuana across all 50 states?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'm all for it, it's good for the economy, it's healthier than even alcohol, and not to mention it would keep people who are in prison for it out.",
      "Absolutely should be legal. If anything should be illegal, Alcohol is much more dangerous.",
      "I\u2019d continue smoking as much as I already do and I\u2019d probably enjoy doing it with some people who wouldn\u2019t do it before.",
      "As long as it\u2019s monitored and people don\u2019t smoke and drive I\u2019m fine with it. I don\u2019t like the smell, but I\u2019d rather we treat it like alcohol than imprison people for it or put them at risk of taking something that\u2019s laced with something else",
      "Great. I\u2019d feel great. It\u2019s about time they legalize a drug that you can\u2019t overdose on, and has many benefits from the many biochemicals inside of it.",
      "Well, hopefully the US doesn't follow Canadas example. What a shit show  too many fingers in it and they made quite a mess out of it. \n\nAt least we are allowed to grow 4 plants recreationally. Medically I can grow 25, and up to 250+ if I have the space and paperwork.",
      "When this happens, or ideally before it happens, all the people in jail or prison for weed need to be freed immediately and their record expunged.  The fact that people are serving life sentences for marijuana is unconscionable.\n\nOn the flip side, it should have similar restrictions as alcohol and tobacco, and should not be sold to people under 18 years old.\n\nI can\u2019t smoke or use it myself so I personally have no skin in this game.",
      "Its annoying having to smell it when i go to a store",
      "I'd finally be able to ask my dad if he smokes (I'm 99% sure he does) and then finally able to smoke with him",
      "It has nothing to do with me but sure, go for it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 237,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Magicians of Reddit, what are some of your best tricks that looks impossible?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The disappear ur wallet one.\nIm still not good with giving names sry",
      "Making my father love me",
      "Making my father love me"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 238,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You're thrown back to the middle ages, a battle is developing in front of you and you're presented with every time appropriate weapon and armor. What do you choose and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I choose to fucking run",
      "I choose to run, becuase im not trained in swords or combat, most less sword combat.",
      "Middle ages is a period of roughly 1000 years, so you will need to be more specific.",
      "A tank. Watch those motherfuckers blow up and getting crushed while they throw arrows and horses at me.",
      "A horse to escape with."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 239,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How many types of currencies will be available in forex card?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 240,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You're placed in the Witness Protection Program and get to choose your new name. What will your name be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ricardo Niles",
      "Very sneaky, mafia. I won't give you my new one!",
      "Erec Longwood",
      "Casanova Frankenstein",
      "lil juul",
      "Rico Gonzales\nDon't ask why",
      "Obama Care",
      "Janky Fermulon",
      "Hugh G, rection. Or Yoma magay.",
      "Captain Ducksauce."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 241,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "how does Cat Dog (the cartoon character) pee or fuck?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I dont even wanna think about it",
      "WHY? \nanyway maybe they/it pee/s from the mouth and it will reproduce by mitosis",
      "Internally.\n\nYeah, don't think about it.",
      "There is a cloaca underneath the tongue of the dog side.",
      "One sides a pussy. One sides a wiener.",
      "[nsfw artist renditions of what it may look like](https://e621.net/post/index/1/Catdog%20rating:explicit)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 242,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something you hope will exist or be improved in the near future?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Social and political relationships. It is necessary to improve understanding and mutual assistance between all of us.",
      "Would love for an actual holodeck to be made.",
      "My health",
      "Stem cell treatments.",
      "Becoming a cyborg"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 243,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the most illegal thing that ever happened to/around you that you did not have sufficient evidence to report?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Murder",
      "I was at the beach with three friends (we were all 17-19) and we met up with some people that were staying just a few minutes walk down the beach. They invited us back for drinks and smokes etc. Super nice guys,  but super stupid thing to do. \n\nEverything was fine, we had some music and beer pong going, and all of a sudden this guy opens a kitchen cupboard and there are POUNDS of weed all sealed and wrapped up. Like bricks upon bricks of the stuff, and he just casually gets some out to start rolling. Now I smoke pretty regularly, but have never seen that amount of weed except on television in gang movies and shit.\n\nWe were visibly shook and he just laughed it off. We took off pretty soon after not wanting to get involved.",
      "I once saw a guy stealing a cart full of food from the grocery and no one believes me",
      "I have an uncle involved in drugs and arms dealing. We live in Australia so pretty much all drugs are illegal and so are guns, we know he is involved with gang activity but we don\u2019t know where he lives anymore since the police have put an eye on him"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 244,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors, what are you thinking about right now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Joe",
      "My school board is going on strike! No school for me tomorrow",
      "What reason does someone have to shit in a bag and throw it over a wall in my fucking yard?\n\nI spent 30 fucking minutes powerwashing literal human shit from the tiles and walls.",
      "Where the fuck is my sweater",
      "Breaking up",
      "Me not having school",
      "Chemistry",
      "These words I am typing, to answer your question.",
      "Food",
      "Should I play hookie and not go to work?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 245,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It\u2019s the 1970s, you\u2019re a North Vietnamese soldier fighting in the Vietnam, and a huge naked glowing blue guy that\u2019s as tall as the sky is fucking shit up. What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I surrender and welcome my new overlord with open arms.",
      "Succ pp",
      "\u201cHey I think I\u2019ve seen this one before\u201d",
      "i would climb into his urethra and live off his peepee and cumb",
      "I reason with Dr.Manhattan explaining that all life is worthless",
      "Aim for either his balls or point, where shit is falling from.  Pump a couple RPGs, that should bring the fellow down."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 246,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It's 3 in the morning and you can do whatever you want (not illegal). But you can't be in a closed place (house, hotel, etc.). What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Freeze my tits off.",
      "Normally at 3am I'm drunk coding.",
      "Smoke weed and play video games. Maybe drop a hit or two of acid. Samet thing as normal",
      "space cakes",
      "Set off fireworks and blow shit up.\n\nCause every day is Independence Day"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 247,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who was the worst leader of the country you are from?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Germany. No more words needed.",
      "Adolf Hittler",
      "The guy who ruined the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth",
      "Pol Pot during the Khmer Rouge era in Cambodia. He was a shitty dictator who is responsible for the death of around 2 million people, it doesn\u2019t seem like a lot but at that time the population of Cambodia was only 8 million. My dad suffered a lot because of him. \n\nI recommend checking it out on Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide",
      "I know nothing about our history, not gonna lie.\n\nI think Gustav Vasa was some kind of leader? Maybe? Now we have Stefan L\u00f6fven as prime minister. Don\u2019t know if we\u2019ve had some horrible leader? We\u2019ve mostly been pussies ever since the viking era stopped",
      "I'll just post for *most* all the other Americans who will comment on here, \n\n\nTrump.",
      "President Obama",
      "Ronald Reagan",
      "Obama",
      "The guy we have now mocks the disabled, insults POWs, and imitates FBI lawyers having sex.  He's also convinced that the solution to illegal immigration is a giant wall and has been caught using his office attempting to bribe (at best, extort at worst) a foreign government into giving him smear material on a political opponent."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 248,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You're transported to the body of a murderer 24 hours away from execution. You still have your own knowledge and memories - how do you convince the judge/lawyers/prison guards that a supernatural mixup has happened without sounding crazy?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Show them my reddit",
      "I'd give them information about me that the murder would have no way of knowing, such as my social security number, the password to my email, my student ID number, and so forth.",
      "telling the judges all my personal information even passwords",
      "Show them the movie Freaky Friday.",
      "say my kennitala (which we use in iceland to identify peolpe), you could say that you got from the library, which should be saved on my kennitala. we icelandic people have our benefits"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 249,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is a simple tiny habit that would cause chaos across the world if everybody just forgot about it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Shoulder checking. One person not doing it is annoying; nobody doing it is anarchy.",
      "Washing hands.\n\nOh boy, pandemic time.",
      "Brushing teeth. They would stink.",
      "personal space",
      "not washing hands",
      "Waking up"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 250,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Educators of Reddit, what's it like getting students who don't give af?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I care as much as they do. They want to waste their time? It's theirs to waste."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 251,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who are usually calm, what made you lost your shit?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Laxatives",
      "I can stay calm for just about anything. When someone tries to physically hurt me or a friend is when I lose my shit.",
      "A few weeks ago I saw a cashier yelling at 2 children (maybe 8 y/o), telling them to open their backpacks. \n\nLooking inside backpacks is not allowed in my country, unless there's a justified suspicion.\n\nThe kids were black.\n\nI fucking lost it.",
      "Anal",
      "I had a friend who pretended to act unaware that cheating on and stealing from their SO was a bad thing. Lost it because he was acting like he couldn't understand why I kept saying it was shitty.",
      "I can take almost anything, but when it comes to animals, I snap.\n\nOne day my neighbors' children figured it would be a good idea to throw a fucking snowball into my window when my cat was sitting on the windowsill.\nMind you, my cat has had serious issues with trusting to new people and scaring him like that certainly didn't help.\n\nI fucking lost it. The children didn't seem to understand that bullying animals like that was simply not okay, so in my cold rage I contacted the landlord, the parents etc to make sure EVERYONE knew what their children were doing when no one was watching after them.\n\nIf I didn't have a cat, I probably would have let the kids to do just about anything because I fucking hate conflicts, but that was it for me.",
      "someone bossing me around. I\u2019ll take it for ab 3 months but eventually I will snap",
      "So there was this one time I was in Wal-Mart. I was walking around looking for stuff you know the usual. Well since I'm a normally calm person I didn't care about the fact there was a group of women with crying babies. Mind you this they were all talking lettimg their babies just sit and cry. I walked around thinking nothing of it til I see one of the moms smack the babies head telling he/her to shut up. Thats when I lost it, I walked over there and said \"Hey! What the hell why did you just do that\" and she had the audacity to respond with \"The stupid thing wouldn't shut up.\" So me and her starting arguing over whether she should've hit the baby. I know its not my kid but she shouldn't of done that, and it wasn't no light pat it was a smack but not like knocking out the baby. Believe me it looked like it hurt. She had her friend's follow me around the store after I called the cops and was heading out the doors. So I waited for the cops and told them what happened. This bitch really told the cops \"He slapped my baby!\" So I jumped in and told them to look at the cameras. They indeed saw that she slapped her baby and then arrested her. I dont know what happened after that but I hope her baby is in a better home.",
      "An annoying person",
      "I've never proper lost my shit, but one time, probably the only time I done did lose my shit, was when a friend, my closest and only friend, said, \"No one would love you enough to get you something without begging.\" I now only a few people I give my trust to, and they are on discord, so, yeah. Mind you I knew that person for 5 years, and had been through hell and back for whatever reason."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 252,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your best childhood memory, and what makes it so memorable and special?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My mom asked \"How did you do that?\" when I wasn't doing anything at all. It allows me to fill in the blanks."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 253,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you think about people with their emotional dog support ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "IDGAF until you try to pass of your dirty, smelly unruly pet as a \"service animal\"...",
      "meow",
      "I had an emotional support dog. He was well trained and I didn't make excuses to take him to places where he could cause destruction or trigger people's allergies or anxiety. \n\nI needed him in my home because it was very calming to have him there and it made me feel safe. I have PTSD from being abused and having something that loved me, couldn't abuse me in that way, and would protect me really helped. \n\nI made sure with my landlord and had my roomates meet him to see if they were comfortable with it first. Dogs are amazing, but they have their downsides and I wasn't going to force it on anyone.",
      "I think it's nice that, if their dog is getting emotional, they give it the support it needs.",
      "Gotta bypass landlord restrictions somehow.",
      "\"aw, what a cute dog.\"",
      "Service dogs I get. Emotional support? There\u2019s a lot muddying the waters these days and I\u2019m at the point now that if you can\u2019t function without bringing your pet everywhere with you, then you need help to get to the point where you don\u2019t need to bring your pet everywhere with you. That\u2019s just, like, my opinion though, man.",
      "Good for them. Dogs are a very healthy way of helping to deal with mental illness. Of course there are those who will abuse the system to try to get past landlord restrictions and whatnot, but for the majority of people it's a healthy thing to do. Mental health is serious. Do what you can to improve it. Dogs are awesome, cats too. There's a lot of benefit to be gained from having a companion.",
      "If it makes people feel better, I\u2019m all for it. Shit, it might be the only mental health help you can get.\n\nIf you\u2019re a POS passing off your shitty pet as an emotional support animal, you are the worst kind of person. I know a woman who does it because \u201cmy dog should be able to go everywhere with me\u201d and says \u201cif anyone questions me, I\u2019ll say it\u2019s for PTSD after a horrific rape, no one will ask me further questions then\u201d. Like she\u2019s some kind of genius. \nShe tried to come to my country one time and wanted to rent a place from me. I was discussing it with her (knowing she has this huge dog) and mentioned that the lease specifies no animals are allowed in the residence. She tried to pull the \u201cbut you HAVE TO let me, it\u2019s LAW!\u201d. Bitch, not in my country it\u2019s not. I\u2019m not having you fuck up a place I own just because you feel entitled. She didn\u2019t know (for sure) that I knew it was all a BS scam so her lazy ass kept trying to sob-story me into it. No dice. Really, really terrible person.",
      "I envy them."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 254,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Smokers of Reddit: Why did you start smoking in the first place?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "everyone did back then",
      "Army",
      "Sometimes you get drunk, and your buddy keeps handing you cigarettes. And then you wake up in the morning, and you want a cigarette. Congratulations, you\u2019re done for.",
      "It makes you look cool. Pfft... everyone knows that",
      "School peer pressure",
      "I wanted to know why my dad smoked so many so i stole one from him to see what it was like. Now i know why he cant quit.",
      "My people grew weed, so come pot season, I helped clean it and stuff.  Started smoking it.  Moved on to cigarettes",
      "Got to \"A\" school in the Navy, pretty much the only way to socialize was to fuck somebody or go down to the smoke pit and hang out. You can only fuck so many times despite being 19 years old and athletic. So you go down you the smoke pit and kick it with all the other boots, and eventually you end up having a cigarette before 5 you had a rough day and it seems to take the edge off for everybody else.\n\nThen you learn nicotine actually does help, so you start smoking.\n\nI quit a few years after I got out, several years of non filtered cigarettes will take its toll. I resorted solely to dipping which I also picked up while I was in because you're not allowed to smoke on night patrols. I gave that up too.\n\nThere's nothing better than having a Lucky Strike or two after you've been eating street tacos and drinking copious amounts of beer all night.",
      "Stress"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 255,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could go back in time and slap anyone in history, who would it be and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'd slap the peice of crap that invented glitter.",
      "The dude who first decided to grow his own food.",
      "Myself\n\nThen i wouldnt be such an ass hole",
      "My parents, for giving birth to me.",
      "I would go back and slap myself for being stupid enough to get friendzoned. Got out eventually but it was not worth the time (1 year).",
      "Jesus, I'd want to see if he'd realy turn the other cheek. If not i'd be disappointed, otherwise I'd love to chat with him"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 256,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You have just died, but you're able to say one last thing to your love one before fading away, what will you say ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Creeper",
      "I'm secretly rich, the money is hidden in the .....",
      "I love you, thank you, and sorry I\u2019m leaving you behind",
      "*I love you* seems like the obvious and appropriate choice.",
      "Don't forget that you are strong",
      "Epstein didn't kill himself",
      "I have always wanted to confess that I......",
      "Your next girl better be HOT.",
      "https://youtu.be/IZVbzNRUlQI",
      "Doggo, don't be sad, you can always get hugs from others"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 257,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019re some easy ways to freak people out?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Be naked and scream",
      "* silently whispers * I have your parents",
      "Ask them how their sex life is?",
      "Yelling something along the lines of \"he has a gun\" in a crowded place.",
      "Ride around in a wheel chair and suddenly fall out of it in front of people.\n\nOr if you have a prosthetic limb casually let it fall off, bonus points if you shake someones hand and let them just take an entire arm.",
      "Show them a picture of Dan Salvato \n\nAlways makes me shudder",
      "*beans*",
      "Continual staring",
      "just be a dude and use a hentai voice, typical me, it freaks people out and some just love it for some reason",
      "Tell them you love the smell of their armpits, and then actually start sniffing away."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 258,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was the dumbest thing you've said?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I asked my sister if Halloween has ever landed on a Friday the 13th \ud83e\udd26\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f",
      "When i was 10 i said you could get a girl pregnant by kissing them. Boy was i way off.",
      "Thought the weed would wear off before dinner with my parents. I ate more in front of them than I ever had and talked about an elaborate rollercoaster Disney should pay me for where you get on, start going towards a building at a normal pace, then the door opens and it takes you through a long empty room at the same pace it started. You get off in one area and they bring people in from another and it goes back and the cycle repeats.",
      "\"I broke my liver\"",
      "\"I think I'll join Reddit.\"",
      "\u201cWe should be using guns instead of weapons\u201d.",
      "I once went up to my dad and said, \"Poop farts and diarrhea.\" I was 23.",
      "in fifth grade or so, we were playing kickball and disagreed to punting, but someone else said BUNTING, and no one knew which term to use, so I did the typical \"switch-a-letter-in-the-word-thing\" people do for some kind of acknowledgement, or joke or whatever.\n\nEnded up yelling cunt and realizing it moments later.",
      "Airplanes pop like bubblegum \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2642\ufe0f",
      "\u201cwhat if trees were green?\u201d"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 259,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors, if you had infinite resources, what would you invent and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Three things, all would be an endless supply. One would be oxygen, clean mineral water, and the basic nutrition a human could live off of for life. \n\nAnd for the simple reason of so nobody would need to go without.",
      "Teleportation stations. Stations where of you stand on a platform it'll teleport you to another platform.\n\nI really don't wanna walk in -6 degree weather",
      "Stock market crash.",
      "New organisms because catgirls",
      "A giant spacecraft to get everybody to another planet when this one dies.",
      "Giant death ray",
      "A few more backup earths",
      "Clothes whose temperature you can control, imagine making your clothes warm in the winter",
      "A device that hacks into communication networks and broadcasts \u201cDan Salvato you ignorant slut, Natsuki is a trap\u201d to every screen on earth",
      "A floating city-state country above the ocean, drifting around in a giant floaty bowl, with commodities of salt, plastic waste melts, advanced technologies of sea water filtration. And a several big satellites with my own internet services. Smaller satellites to follow our current trajectory. Why? Because i want to craft my own Bioshock world."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 260,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors, what is your opinion on Korean music?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Garb",
      "its ass",
      "I hate it.",
      "Not my bag, but you do you.",
      "A few good song.  \n\nBut it mostly sound all the same.",
      "I love KPOP.",
      "I mean pansori is pretty dope: https://youtu.be/jEfQTGdBocE",
      "I can watch it anytime!",
      "The only exposure I've had was blaring from a TV in a restaurant. It was not pleasant.\n\nI don't for a minute expect that it all sounds the same but tonality was much higher than I'm used to or comfortable with, so it's not something that I'd seek out to experience like say an organ concerto or an acapella rendition of a ballad or some 1980\"s western hit parade, or a film score.",
      "I dont speak Korean, so I guess I wouldn't be able to fully appreciate it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 261,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[serious] What's one of the biggest red flags in a relationship?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "vagina tattoos",
      "When you constantly feel the need to impress the partner. Rather than just being content with who you are when you are with him/her. \nFor example- you feel more comfortable and free with your friends rather than being with your partner.",
      "Cutting you off from your friends or insisting your friends are terrible.",
      "Codependency",
      "Excessive facial piercings?",
      "When have to hide either who you are or a part of you. In order to not feel like they\u2019ll leave you or that it might cause a problem. You should be able to express yourself freely with someone you love.",
      "Asking about red flags on reddit",
      "One seems to think they \"own\" the other",
      "\u201cI\u2019m gonna show up at your work with a gun\u201d, really happened to me."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 262,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How did you screw with computers at school?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Back in the 1980s, i would use a hex editor to rewrite the error messges in command.com to be rude.",
      "Put high powered magnets near the monitors",
      "Put a linux OS on a thumb drive to override windows during class",
      "Locked the teachers out of the school computers and set the home screen to porn.",
      "Fucked with the screen plugs enough so it wouldnt display or turn on",
      "O stabbed a (plastic)pencil into the power socket. I wasnt the brightest kid",
      "Our teacher had a monitor viewing software which enabled her to watch all of us at any time. We figured out how to reverse it and watch her screen. So we watched every day as she spoke to multiple men and had affairs. We confronted her and she offered better grades to keep it secret. We told our principle and she was fired and divorced eventually.",
      "Discovering \"net send *\" to send messages to every IP on the school network was pretty funny for a while. Then some asshole set up a .bat to loop it over and over, creating dialog boxes faster than anyone could close them, and the admin finally got around to restricting cmd and taking away our fun :(",
      "All of them on the same network(400+) no security can close all of them at will."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 263,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something people don't get about you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I actually understand and know more than people think. All this screwing around, sarcasm and joking all the time is a way to deal with my issues and insecurities.",
      "I can endure a lot but that doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019m okay with it",
      "They think im lazy, in fact im depressed",
      "My resting sad face is nothing to do with whether i\u2019m sad or not, I just have a resting sad face lol",
      "I tend to make self depreciating jokes, especially if I mess something minor up. If someone asks what happened, I usually just tell them I\u2019m a dumbass or something. Some people take this seriously and act like I\u2019m being way to hard on myself or they get upset that I would talk about myself in a negative light. People just need to chill out. I am perfectly comfortable, I just don\u2019t like to whine about small things out of my control."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 264,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2018s the most boring thing in your life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "me.",
      "My life",
      "Digging a hole with a tiny spoon.",
      "Life",
      "The fact i have to work for 45 years from now on and there is no way out",
      "School Subjects",
      "Commuting",
      "Waiting. I. ABHOR. Waiting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 265,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Hairdressers of Reddit, what's the story behind the most bizarre haircut you have ever done?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 266,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some obscure things that unexpectedly have a fandom or community?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "r/fedlegs",
      "The Dan Salvato Hate community. It\u2019s really just me but I think it counts."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 267,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's something that isn't as good as people make it seem?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Olive garden. Their breadsticks are flavorless and sad",
      "Adulting",
      "I'm just going to go ahead and state the obvious and say fame. It corrupts so many people and there is never any privacy. I can't imagine what it could be like to have all your actions scrutinized by the public. Kinda scary, honestly.",
      "Billie Eilish",
      "Sex, it's nice but it's just a thing.",
      "Salaried jobs. Unless you're a part owner and it's your passion, it's never worth it.",
      "babies",
      "Bacon mac & cheese.\n\nHear me out: I love bacon and I love mac & cheese, but somehow the combination doesn't work as well as it ought to on paper. For one thing, usually the bacon is not very crispy, does not have that wonderful crunch and melt-in-your-mouth texture, nor the saltiness bacon is prized for. Typically the bacon is simply chewy, which isn't really a pleasant thing. But a bacony flavor does permeate the rest of the dish\u2014in a bad way, because it completely overpowers the cheese. So you have bacon that doesn't taste or bite like bacon, and cheese sauce that doesn't taste cheesy enough. The contrasting texture of soft with the overly-chewy bacon ruins whatever's left that the clashing flavors miss.\n\nI don't actually *hate* the dish, but it's absolutely a case of the whole being less than the sum of its parts. The mac & cheese and bacon would be so much better as separate elements of a meal, perhaps taking alternating bites.",
      "\u201cRewarding\u201d trades. My body hurts most days",
      "50 shades of grey. Book and film. People raving about it for months and it was crap. Just go watch some porn and get on with with."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 268,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You died and your heaven or hell is to live your life out again but you get to keep all memories from your previous life. What mistakes, regrets, or bad experiences would you try changing this time around?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Everything. I AM making this run as God damn president! PLUS SIDE BETS!",
      "\"Holy shit, he's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a Social Security number for Roy!\"\n\nNo but for real, I'd be pretty afraid of changing anything. Everything happens for a reason and I don't want my history undone in this existence. Keeping one's memories would be hell because you'd inevitably change your life and those memories would be of a false existence, or at least one which you can no longer take part in. \n\nI guess if I had to, I'd try to be more emotionally conscious of myself in my teens. I'd adjust my goals on grade school and hesitate before spending money on that year of college. I'd focus on making friends with all the connections I missed or didn't fully appreciate and, for the most part, skip the people that ended up  harming me. Knowing that my parents divorce ended up as a good thing (I love my father but could never fully respect him or want him with my mother ever again) and that I have the opportunity to mentally prepare myself for it, I would try and skip the full brunt of the emotional trauma and tried to run damage control for Mom. I would try to steer Dad away from his toxic 2nd wife, too. One big moment in my life so far was moving across the country as a child. I wonder what would have happened had we not, but I worry what would have happened to some individuals had we not moved (my mother's boyfriend suffers from severe PTSD and I wonder what the potential lack of companionship would have done to him and how any alternate events would impact his daughter). Despite this, I'd like to do a playthrough where the move doesn't occur, to see what opportunities I missed and could take advantage of - the downside to that being it makes all my other personal knowledge useless. It'd be an entirely different life. That'd be strange and exciting and scary. The setup would be the same but the life would be totally different, and without those memories of the past life, I would be totally different. \n\nUltimately the mechanics of the concept scare me. It sounds like a hell for me, but if I found myself in such an unfortunate and mind-bending spot, I would have no choice but to change a few things.",
      "First of I would try to see the early signs of my parents divorce coming and try to fix it or at very least make sure that my mother didn\u2019t cheat on my father.\n\nI would try to become better at socialising with people and go for it when I missed the chance to maybe make a friend.\nFix my mistakes that led me to become socially anxious.\nHelp out people more and talk to those who needed a shoulder to lean on.\n\nStop my ex best friend\u2019s brother from driving that day he got hit by a train and didn\u2019t survive.\n\nI would try to work with my self image and confidence so I wouldn\u2019t have become this depressed toxic person in a relationship. Driving away the one I loved with my whole life.\n\nThere is much more that I would have changed but then... if I did all that I would most likely never have met some amazing people that I know. Never experienced that kind of love with my ex which made me blossom into a more open person.\n\nBy changing these things, everything might get worse so who knows. I might just change a different ice cream flavour that I disliked once instead.\n\nHave a good day/night~",
      "I am going to answer this as genuine as possible. I certainly would change what I viewed as \u201cworthy\u201d to others - generally would have  just not given a fuck. I would have become independent a little sooner, since the overall relationship w/ my family I had, ended toxic. Most importantly for me, what I viewed as \u201cfitting-in\u201d and which types of people to stay away from.. Entirely.\n\nIn conclusion, I would\u2019ve treated people better during the times I was doing rather well. I let my ego destroy me, multiple times...",
      "A lot, make sure I don't fuck up with people this time.",
      "Obviously betting a shit ton on the World Cups and Super Bowls. Lottery tickets are also going to be a godsend. \n\n I'm going to know the personalities and general do's/don't with every person I know. I'll embrace some changes, such as my changing of elementary schools to become closer to friends that I now am maturing alongside, instead of trying to salvage relationships with people in my old elementary school that didn't even like me and I don't even know anymore. \n\nOverall, I'll just be an awesome person. I still will be flawed, since I won't remember everything there is to know about this life I'm in right now. However, I'd just be a nicer person and try and play my relationships with various people differently. I'd ask out that girl that I knew liked me in 9th grade, I'd sign up for that one school event in 10th grade that all my friends got to make memories in, talk and chill more with my estranged cousins, etc. I'd manage my time better, I'm going to not waste $2000 betting on CSGO, I'm going to learn stuff I didn't know yet.",
      "None, just ask a certain girl a big farewell, for not doing it last time.",
      "Too many to list!  Ha ha ha ha",
      "1. Stop my brother from jumping off that bridge in 2016\n2. Encourage my mom to pursue her hobbies earlier and be more supportive after her divorce with my step dad\n3. Reach out to my younger half brother while we were still young\n4. Not fuck up with my high school friend group\n5. Beg my mom to take me to the temple when I was younger so that I could learn my family's language (Vietnamese) and have a close relationship to my grandparents\n6. Tell my parents when my cousin started touching my inappropriately",
      "I wouldn't let myself tell me what to do anymore.  I clearly make poor decisions, or I wouldn't even be in this situation again."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 269,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "wich show can you watch over and over and never gets boring?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Bojack Horseman",
      "Office and Brooklyn 99",
      "Malcolm in the Middle",
      "Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except season 1 - too campy imo. The rest of the series is well crafted and emotionally provocative. So many great rollercoaster plotlines, especially for Buffy as she grows up surrounded by friends and family but feels increasingly isolated with the literal weight of the world on her shoulders. \n\nThe character development for Willow is also top tier. Since it was the late 90s/early 00s, gay and drug storylines were told through the lense of \"magic.\" Also who wouldn't love the metaphorical genius that is \"I'm Under Your Spell\" in the musical!\n\nI've rewatched the series entirely 5+ times and individual episodes 15+. One episode that I haven't been able to rewatch this year is The Body because my mom passed away in July. Such a shame because it's a brilliant episode. But that's part of the appeal of this show; it's relatable even if it is about vampires and magic and demons.",
      "Monk",
      "Brooklyn 9-9",
      "Fullmetal Alcamiest Brotherhood.",
      "Friends.",
      "sailor moon. Love my galactic fighting gals!",
      "Futurama"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 270,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you react when a person says they want to drop out of school?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You do you",
      "Our society needs janitors.",
      "Ask them if they're ready to start working and build the resume up. Also ask if they're ready to learn on their own in the real world.",
      "I'll show go ahead take me with you",
      "Ok",
      "Learn how to mop",
      "They're either ambitious and smart or stupid. No middle"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 271,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's a good way to kill time at work, while making yourself look busy?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Walk around with a piece of paper in your hand as though you need to go somewhere",
      "Sitting staring at your screen all day scrolling through reddit",
      "Using Reddit via a phone USB connection that projects my smartphone screen to the PC. This means that I leave no trace, neither on the PC nor in the network.",
      "Walking around with a clip board works great"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 272,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Middle school teachers, what's the craziest thing you've seen at a school dance?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 273,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some signs of a toxic redditor? What kind of redditor do you hate?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "People who attack anyone with a differing opinion",
      "'I know this is going to get downvoted but...'",
      "When they look up your account and down vote everything. Everything!",
      "when they get so mad they go through your entire post history looking for ammunition",
      "Posts the same questions in r/askreddit to get karma",
      "People who call others names are pretty obnoxious. Just stick to the subject matter. No reason to get defensive.",
      "If he glows at night and everything dies around him.",
      "\u201ceDiT: ThaNkS fOr tHE gOLd StRaNgEr!\u201d = psychopath",
      "USERNAME INCLUDES A WELL AND A FUCK",
      "when they\u2019re mean to me for absolutely no reason :("
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 274,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the most legal thing you own?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My shoe. Unless I throw it at an average US president.",
      "Legal documents",
      " My life. Exempt when it owns me.",
      "Food",
      "A Taiwanese sword",
      "Paper.",
      "Bows and arrows",
      "Law books? I have half a mind to burn them all.",
      "breathing",
      "Fridge. Very legal, very cool."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 275,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you want to die, what will be your last words and how would you convey them?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "1.  old age\n\n2.  \"Epstein didn't kill himself, and Hoffa is buried at....\"\n\nand then I die",
      "if i wanna make it a joke then i wanna die slowly while being able to speak (like losing a lot of blood or something like that) and then say very slowly and with long pauses in between \"delete, my browser history.\"\n\nbut for real i wanna just die quick and painless",
      "Shotgun blast to the chest, using my own blood",
      "soon, I don't care and I don't care",
      "Death cause: Gauntlet Snap\n\nLast words: Honk Honk motherfucke-\n\nThen I die",
      "Death by Snu Snu. Last words will be \"I can handle it\""
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 276,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What true stories do you know where average people went full vigilante to take out gangs, mafia, cartels ect?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Batman",
      "Here's a fun article about ten of them : https://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/10-legendary-real-life-vigilantes.html",
      "I forgot the name of the state, but in Mexico like a year or 2 ago the generalized people rose up to fight whatever cartel was there and almost removed them completely from the entire state before federal forces shut them down.",
      "David Hanley took out a hi-jacked plane with his wife's Cadillac after he heard about it on the news at a local bar.  He drove the Caddy through the fence at the airport, past the cops, and crashed it into the plane."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 277,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you see as a weakness, but others as strength?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The way I can understand everyone and their reason for anything they do",
      "Giant Cock! Too Damn Loud!",
      "thinking logically rather than laterally"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 278,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If world leaders had the power of gods what would their respective powers be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Trump and Putin would have the power to blow up the world",
      "Hitler would be the god of fire because... uhhh... nevermind."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 279,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who were losers and depressed in school, how are you doing now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Still a loser and heavily depressed",
      "Was the computer nerd in high school, now I'm an mechanical engineer / cad operator designing offices is NYC.",
      "Great! I used to be bullied a lot in middle school. In high school I was just... left out. No one bothered me but no one bothered to know me either. I was very depressed during high school, all I did was make gifs for Tumblr lol. But then I graduated HS and got into college and everything took an 180. I looked better than I did in high school so it was easier to make friends. Once you feel accepted things like going to parties are just so much easier. So I partied hard for 1 1/2 year but found out I was just introverted and did not actually enjoy partying anymore, so I calmed tf down, settled with someone and now I\u2019m happy.",
      "Well I went from working part time in a shit pizza place as my first job to a full time job as a shop assistant. So I think I'm doing okay",
      "I was fat high on ritalin totally inappropriate and shunned by many now I'm in pretty good shape and I think I'm pretty well respected but I find people almost looking to me for ques as to how they should be acting and in wish I could tell \"you dont want to start acting like me it's a real mess inside my head and you couldnt handle it\"",
      "Great.  Married kids house.  Stay at home dad.  I'm good.",
      "Still depressed, but I\u2019m successful enough.  \n  \nDon\u2019t give into the draw of cyclic self pity. Being depressed is a symptom, self pity is a choice.   \n  \nTry your very hardest to never take out your frustration on the people who are trying to help you. Some day you\u2019ll really need them and if you push them away you can\u2019t blame them for staying away.",
      "I got a job tutoring maths the other day so now I'm no longer depressed, just fucking stressed",
      "Trying to figure out why I'm still depressed",
      "Now I\u2019m  a loser and depressed at college"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 280,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Without giving away the country, what song best describes your country?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sweet home Alabama",
      "Rock lobster",
      "Sawed Off Shotgun",
      "Is it too late now to say SORRY",
      "Blow at high dough",
      "Killing in the name",
      "Africa by toto",
      "MURICA! *FUCK YEAH!*",
      "ocean man",
      "The national anthem of each country would be the easiest method, I guess."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 281,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Compliments which you always wanted to hear but nobody said it to you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"I'm proud of you, son\"",
      "Basically anything from my crush. I'll accept it",
      "\"You're doing a really good job. Keep it up.\", wish somebody says that to me during college. Life's been a struggle."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 282,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Cancer survivors of Reddit, how did it feel to get the diagnosis? And more importantly, how did it feel when you were told you were cancer-free?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Felt numb at first and didn\u2019t really grasp it. I thought, \u201cI look okay, what\u2019s up with that?\u201d  Ten months of chemo and I\u2019m in remission, so I was relieved. I was never one of those people who said, I\u2019m gonna lick this thing.  I knew how serious it was. Just grateful I\u2019m in remission. \n\nAny time I feel tired or get twinges of discomfort I do have it in the back of my head that maybe it\u2019s back. \n\nI have chronic myelogenous leukemia",
      "Diagnosis: Terrifying but also reassuring. I had a fast-moving cancer, which scared me. But I also had a professional verify my concerns and initiate a plan of action to fix it.\n\nThe surgery was a huge relief. The monthly tests for two years afterward made me a little nervous, but the results were all negative.",
      "It was shocking because my at my appointment prior to the diagnosis my doctor suspected it was just a cyst and I mentally didn't prepare myself to hear the word cancer. You hear about cancer your whole life on TV, in the news and of others who've died or who are battling, but you never expect that one day it would be you to hear the words from your doctor. \n\nThe stress of waiting for my surgery was almost worse than the diagnosis. I waited about 3.5 months for surgery and it was brutal because you're constantly wondering what is going on inside your body, is it spreading? how aggressive is it? man. The doctors and nurses however were amazing and the moment I was told I was cancer free it was a major relief. In fact it was only last week I was given the good news and I am truly grateful. Best of luck to all of you who are reading this and are battling the beast. Keep on fighting I'm rooting for you!",
      "My cancer was luckily caught early, so I was never worried about dying from it but there was the possibility of needing to get the afflicted organ, my uterus, removed. When I got the diagnosis I was mostly stressed about telling my mother, because I didn\u2019t want to talk to her about how I planned on (not) using my fertility.\n\nAfter a small surgery to remove some polyps, most of my treatment consisted of taking medication which reduced the cancer cells left gradually, and so receiving a negative biopsy wasn\u2019t particularly momentous, although I\u2019m very glad to not have to take those pills or get such frequent pelvic exams any longer. The more meaningful good news for me was after my first MRI which showed that the cancer was not *growing* and that meant that I wouldn\u2019t need to get a hysterectomy. Everything after that was just a waiting game.",
      "I had leukemia between 2-4. Throughout school every year my parents would take me to hospital for a checkup but I never understood why. \n\nMy dad told me when I was 12. I was shocked and couldn't think. I had to clear my head and go for a bike ride to my friends place and pretty much broke down in tears. I can't really remember any more than that.",
      "Not me but my wife was diagnosed with with Colon Cancer.  We didn't know what to expect.  A teacher at a local school had just lost her battle with the same diagnosis.  My daughters could think of nothing else. My wife has been cancer free since 2015.",
      "Good question. In a way I was prepared for the diagnosis as the doctors had told me during the surgery the cyst looked suspicious and being a somewhat unlucky soul I expected the worst.  I spent 2 weeks waiting for the results to be confirmed. In that time I went to a dark place but finally accepted that at 23 I had cancer after many tears.  When the biopsy was confirmed I recieved the phone call and felt calm and collected.  They told me I needed chemo and another surgery. I felt actually excited to begin the journey because I just wanted to be able to put everything behind me and hopefully be able to get on with life if everything worked out ok. That might be weird to some people. Was also scared out of my mind. \n\nTo be told you are NED (no evidence of disease) after such a roller coaster and at some points accepting your own death possibly....well. I can't describe that initial feeling.  Its like when there is a storm and the first ray of sunlight shines through.  You feel like crying and jumping for joy at the same time and getting drunk. Its a rush of adrenalin and I felt like I wanted to accomplish everything on my bucket list right then and there. I kissed my partner, rang all my family and friends. Its a second chance at life and was a true miracle (in my case). Spoiler: those feelings didn't last but every day I am thank ful for my life.",
      "I was very numb when I heard.  It didn't feel real.  I'd wake up every morning and have those few seconds of forgetfulness, which felt like such a relief until my mind figured out \"hang on, relief from WHAT?\" and then the anxiety hit me like a tidal wave. \n\nThe waiting for the surgery was the worst.  It felt like everyone was happy to wait when time was supposed to be of the essence.  It was somewhat like they weren't taking it seriously because it wasn't their life on the line, etc. \n\nI was driving to an amusement park when the doctor called to report the surgery had been a complete success.  It's a relatively minor form of cancer and, thanks to my wife, it was caught very early.  Even when the prognosis is excellent, it still terrifies you to hear the word \"cancer\"."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 283,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who rose from loner to the populair kid, what\u2019s your story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I started using sun tzu's frases",
      "I'll let you know when I make that leap.",
      "i used to be depressed and the odd one out bc i\u2019m a city girl (originally) and a mixed mutt (in a place where you only had blondes). turned to myself all the time and rejected most social contact. \n\nnow i\u2019m feeling better, love socialising and thus put myself out there, and the area has been getting more mixed kinds of people the past few years with people from the city moving to the countryside, so i\u2019m also not the only odd one out anymore. \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2640\ufe0f",
      "Not the kind of question a Redditor could answer to be honest",
      "Became quarterback and got a cheerleading chick",
      "not me but my brother, On our first day of joining a new school he was offered to play basketball and naturally due to his height he dunked the ball and instantly was made popular.",
      "I came from another country so when I didnt know the language I was a loner but Im kinda good with people once I am able to talk to them. Oh..and I knew Smack That lirics even if my english was bad at the time.",
      "Obviously fortnite. Dumbass.",
      "Dang, I want to be \u201cpopulair\u201d"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 284,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is one addiction you're not ashamed of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Coffee",
      "Memes",
      "Reddit",
      "Caffeine.",
      "Hentai",
      "Coffee, gym",
      "Any of them. Fuck people",
      "Nuts.  I can\u2019t get enough of them",
      "Eating",
      "coca-cola, I swear to god I must be addicted to it. I can easily drink a bottle a day without even realising, and most of the time (like 90% or more), I only drink coca-cola"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 285,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You're given $1.5 billion dollars to make your own video game or movie, what do you make?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Open world game that is literally just the world. Continuous updates to add more regions (need to gain revenue to keep developing). Get your petabyte hard drives out.",
      "Chrome dinosaur run 2",
      "Only $1.5bn?  So Star Citizen is out then.",
      "An Elder Scrolls game that took place in every providence of Tamriel where they would all be lore accurate. Elsweyr would be full of Khajiit and feature sprawling jungles and deserts, Hammerfell would feature mountain ranges and grasslands, and so on and so forth. \n\nCities would actually be big (Skyrim cities were pretty underwhelming), available weapons and magic would vary from location to location, guilds and quests would be interconnected across the continent, every Daedric plane would be available in some form or another, combat would be varied and complex, the writing and quest design would be top notch, and there of course would be mod support. \n\nIn short it's everything I've always wanted, but will never get.",
      "A better Avatar The Last Airbender movie",
      "Half-Life 3.",
      "Waterproof VR goggles and a space exploration reality application to go with it.\n\nGo to local pool, put on VR goggles, launch software, jump into pool and find yourself weightless in space.",
      "A documentary of me spending **$1.5 billion dollars**\n\nI shall call it, *Keeping up with the HardCashians.*",
      "Grand Theft Auto Australian edition, featuring gun toting kangaroos, wrestling crocodiles, sex with hookers in brothels to boost your life and so many other weird things about the land down under",
      "SCP foundation wiki TV Show"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 286,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the absolute worst way to cook bacon?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Boil it",
      "Naked.",
      "Boil it in cat piss",
      "dont cook it. just let it sit there. In it's disgusting, chewy floppiness.",
      "Warm it up in the microwave for the chew factor",
      "Either in the blast zone of a nuclear weapon or in a tire fire",
      "not cooking it at all",
      "With a flame thrower. Fun, but it will get too crispy.",
      "In the oven. And if you do your a psychopath",
      "Microwave it"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 287,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] What do you think about on a usual day?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I constantly have music stuck in my head and think about how it would be played on the piano. I will play the notes with my fingers as if I'm actually playing the instrument throughout the day.",
      "Generally, nothing. I try to keep a clear mind. My head is not a nice place to get lost.",
      "Usually think about how much I hate waking up, then the basic day's rundowns during my morning startup (coffee, making breakfast, etc) like what I have do today or tomorrow for coursework, what I think today's work might be like etc. At work i usually think how *goddamn annoying* one co-worker is, and then passively hate on our security team because they can't do their job overall, but they sure as shit can block TeamViewer so I can't do coursework from work during the downtime. Then I get home and do whatever else and think of how nice tomorrow will be.",
      "What the future of the Miami Dolphins (and my life) hold. A large chunk of my happiness revolves around hope of seeing them contending, as well as the excitement of growing up.",
      "My Dad and how much I miss him... Then I think about how short life is, and try to do something I love - ride my horse, write music, anything - even if it's only for a few minutes.",
      "Everything. My mind is constantly mulling over things, both things currently applicable to what's happening and random things.\n\nGenerally, during boring tasks, I have a story going in the back of my head. Currently it's a story about a wizard being stuck in a cave with a scientist, and how they try to get out. It'snot progressing rapidly, it's more just sitting there until I have an idea I can use for them, and then I spend the day watching that idea play out in different ways. It's like how the back of your shin is always there, but you're not always completely aware of it.\n\nAgainst that background noise, my daily stuff gets processed. Like \"I need to grab those pots. Why is that guy looking at me - He needs me for something. Damnit, I was busy, I don't wanna. Smile, you're looking angry but he didn't do anything.\" I put it into words here, but my thoughts are like, only 40% words. (They are definitely not full sentences) I think in pictures and feelings and words and memories all bunched up into one. \n\nI'm always thinking, which I have heard is not the norm. I'm also always aware of what I'm thinking. That doesn't mean I control my thoughts, because I get lost in my thoughtstream sometimes, which is awkward to others.",
      "I'm mostly thinking of how much don't want to do all the things I have to do. And how I can distract myself from the seriousness of life.",
      "My usual days\u2019 worth of thinking: \n\nI wake up, feed my cats, and think about my tasks for the day. I\u2019ll usually then get a burst of anxiety and I\u2019ll listen to loud music to try and shut up my mind. During the day, between tasks (or during), I will look at random objects and think about how I would draw those on paper. I will also get paranoid about something I said to someone and proceed to do yoga or draw to quiet my mind. Eventually, I always start thinking about the \u2018big questions\u2019. Yesterday, I thought about the Fermi paradox, and then thought about how consciousness would present itself if we were indeed in a video game (i.e. individual objects would not have consciousness, consciousness emerges from the whole structure, as part of the games language/logic)."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 288,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Women, What do you wear when you want to look and feel powerful?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hulk hands",
      "+2 stamina leather belt",
      "A suit",
      "Heals that make a strong clicking noise when I walk.",
      "Heels and a tight dress",
      "High heels. Makes me feel like I own the world and wear a crown."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 289,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the strangest conversation you have had in a group chat call?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Who peed in the fridge and why",
      "I was in a discord voice chat room on a Minecraft server I played on with a couple random strangers. I was on push to talk and didn't say anything when they popped in, because I was busy collecting quartz for my build and focused on the game. All the sudden, full on ERP from both of them at full volume through my headset, I unmute and just say \"uhhhhh, can you guys move to a private call?\". Silence. After a moment, they just introduce themselves, and we go on to have normal conversation. Super weird.",
      "Wich celebrety would u fk marry kill out of Lady gaga Kanye West and pewdiepie"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 290,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the longest unskipable ad on YouTube you had ever witness?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "15 second. But they are the longest 15 seconds of your life",
      "only once but took 2 minutes to end",
      "2:30 it was a book",
      "That minute long Xeljanz ad. I don't have whatever it's supposed to treat, but damned if I'll never forget the name.",
      "There was one time when I worked warehouse we had a computer hooked up to the stereo system and used YouTube for music. There was a really long add one time. It was a hour long add. Smh",
      "I think it was a 3 hour long vice documentary on a preroll",
      "literally a 3 minute ad of a song from marshmello",
      "In VVVVID the ad are not skipable so you have to watch 1 minute of ad every time you click on a video. I can't hold this anymore.",
      "9 Minutes."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 291,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you regret doing today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Waking up",
      "I regret being lazy and not really achieving anything...",
      "Waking up late",
      "Kill some kid at the kindergarten. Now police are looking for me pls send help",
      "not just today, but literally not doing shit everyday...\n\ni'm in university and I barely can find any will to go to any classes, want to study but just can't gather the strenght or will to get out of bed and do it (even if I like what I should be studying)\n\nI regret pretty much 80% of my decisions as soon as i wake up",
      "Beat me to it",
      "Waking u- oh come on!",
      "Not waking up",
      "Waking up to pee. Can't get back to sleep."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 292,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the dumbest song that is actually a song?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Pushing little daisies- Ween",
      "It's Everyday Bro",
      "tony montanah, future said he didnt know what he was saying",
      "18 wheels on a big rig - Trout fishing in America\n\nIt\u2019s beautiful",
      "I'm Henry the viii I am...",
      "Crazy Frog, but it's catchy though.",
      "Wavin' my dick in the wind - Ween",
      "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday \n\nFriday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday.",
      "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie",
      "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 293,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why does telling the truth carry such heavy consequences?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "People tend to misjudge you and think you\u2019re a freak",
      "Because a lot of people don't actually want to hear the truth",
      "Truth is subjective",
      "Being bad is easy. Kindness is difficult.",
      "Most people live in a fantasy bubble of their own creation.  Truth pops it and melts their snowflake.",
      "A lot of people don\u2019t like to hear the truth, they want to be stubborn",
      "Because people prefer sweet lies.",
      "Because reality is never what we want",
      "Shit happens, people just tend to like you more if you don't tell them about it.",
      "What kind of truths have you been telling?  In most cases it won't carry any heavy consequences unless you've screwed up."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 294,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the most pointless spoilers?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Kevin McCallister gets left home alone",
      "al pacino gets a bath in scarface",
      "That a character played by Sean bean dies.",
      "At the end of (insert movie)... there are credits",
      "A character wearing red shirt dies on star trek",
      "Jesus dies and comes back to life.",
      "Harry Potter finds the Deathly Hallows",
      "John Wick killed people.",
      "Titanic sinks at the end",
      "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 295,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Widowers of Reddit, what were some unexpected things that came after your spouse's demise?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Cops, courts, prison.\n\nIt wasn't as \"perfect\" as I planned it to be."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 296,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some funny elf on the shelf idea's?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hang it",
      "Any of the ones where you dont have to clean up the mess afterwards. Good luck lol",
      "(Depending on how old your kids) my mom put lines of flower, two naked Barbie dolls and a stripper poll next to them. \nHonestly it\u2019s made my days entertaining",
      "Putting the elf on something other than a shelf. Comedy gold right there.",
      "Elf inside the shelf"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 297,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What accomplishment are you most proud of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Next Friday marks 1 year of drinking daily without missing a day",
      "Not yet reached, but in about 5 months I'll graduate college with a bachelors and associates degrees. So first in my family to go to college longer than a week, first to graduate, when I graduate.",
      "Getting a black belt in karate. I worked very hard to get it and it made me proud to finally get it"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 298,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which of the \u201cseven sins\u201d did you last commit and how so?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Lust, I was watching porn the whole night while masturbating and fingering my ass",
      "are we talking about the anime? those are the only true sevens sins I know",
      "Mine is sloth as I am posting this on Reddit when I have other things to do.",
      "Wasn't there one about a neighbour's arse, coveting that, or some such?\n\nYeah, not that one.",
      "Sloth. Didn't wanna work. Even too lazy to sit in front of my PC to play after work. Might turn into lust as the last commited sin at some point within the next hour or so.",
      "Sloth. Tired AF last night",
      "Sloth bc I\u2019m about to call in sick to work.",
      "Gluttony. I ate double the food I actually needed for lunch...no regrets."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 299,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What PC tech tip should everyone know how to do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Restart their computer.",
      "Do not, and I mean DO NOT stick your dick in a broken PC monitor no matter how enticing it looks.",
      "backup their files",
      "reboot.",
      "How to remove dust particles from your device",
      "Ctrl+Shift+Q+Q",
      "Everyone should know how to look up and compare the parts in order to get a good deal\n\n\nToo many people go like \u201cI like the way that laptop looks\u201d combined with \u201cthat one is in the price range I want\u201d\n\nThen they end up buying something for $2000 that doesn\u2019t have a great cpu and no graphics card and plenty of overheating issues because it\u2019s super thin",
      "Hold WIN+SHIFT+S for snip tool to save to your clipboard."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 300,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "As we look back on the 2010's, what is the \"worst\" best thing to happen this decade?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "2016",
      "Logan Paul and the suicide forest",
      "Fortnite",
      "When trump decided to defend his manhood by saying he has large hands."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 301,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "New Year's Eve is coming soon, what was the best New Year's Eve or best memories from the last two decades of celebrating?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 302,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you want to get for Christmas?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Terminal Ligma",
      "A house, a car, new Graphics card, and a human carcass",
      "A job",
      "Some new camera equipment. I'm not too particular to what because I'm missing a few things. A lense would be nice but I'd be perfectly happy with a decent tripod or some SD cards.",
      "A blow job",
      "A ushanka (Russian hat) since I have to wait in the cold for the bus in the morning.",
      "A place to sleep",
      "A girlfriend",
      "A new laptop since mine broke in november for literally no goddamn reason."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 303,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the worst thing one can do to another human being?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "There's literally too many possibilities. There's an unlimited amount of ways to make another person suffer immeasurably.",
      "Lock them in a room where they can only shit in a small hole and not stand up or lay with legs straight. Keep them in there for few months giving food and water in no particular times or amounts so they can't know the time.",
      "Spit on the face",
      "Kill them"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 304,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is one bad ass thing you have done by accident?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I was drunk at a party and insisted on showing this girl a card trick. Mind you, I had no trick in mind, my goal was to just make a mess of cards everywhere.\n\nI asked her to pick a card, I shuffled it back into the deck, and launched the cards into the air like confetti and grabbed a random one out of the air and asked, \u201ciS tHiS yOUR caRD?\u201d\n\nIt was.",
      "I once misfired my firearm at a gun range and hit dead center. I played it off like it was intentional and arrogantly walked off the range.",
      "I used to play quite a bit of hackie-sac back in high school so now every time I drop something, one of my feet will instantly find it's way underneath whatever I dropped out of reflex. One day, I dropped a pen at work and my foot kicked it back up and I grabbed it very nonchalantly. I didn't expect a couple of coworkers to see this but they did.",
      "I counted down the exact second the bell would ring for the end of the school year not thinking that I would guess correctly",
      "I don't know if it is bad ass but it felt that way at the time. Me and a friend were just dancing and having a laugh because everyone in the group needed some entertainment when I spun him into a lean (like a tango sort of thing) and spun him back out again all by accident because he lost balance. I just remember being awestruck by how fluid the entire move was.",
      "One time a deer ran out in front of me on the highway and without thinking I said \u201coh deer.\u201d Proudest moment of my life.",
      "I\u2019m high school I told a friend that 1 in 5 lockers is left unlocked. I began attempting to open one and the 5th one opened right up. Count it!",
      "When I was 15 or so, my grandpa fixed up this moped and let me ride it around the pasture.  I got the nerve up from a somewhere to let the throttle open and zoomed out over a hill toward the back of the pasture.  Just as I was getting comfortable with it, I ramped over a log hidden in some brush.  Landed both wheels on the ground and sped away like a champ.\n\nScared the shit out of me and only like ... two cows saw me do it. \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\n\nAnother time a few years later I was driving my aunt and my cousin down a 2 lane country road, 55 MPH speed limit...you know the kind.  I\u2019d only had my license for a year or so at this point and I was driving a \u201892 Chevy lumina - thing was just a little bit smaller than a boat.  As we crested a hill we were facing a car in our lane who was mid way through overtaking a semi truck.  Without thinking I immediately swerved onto the shoulder and we very narrowly avoided death.  My aunt never got tired of telling that story lol.",
      "Kinda hard to explain but you know those long sticks that can hold a tennis ball so you can throw it really far for your dog well, I was with my uncle and I was using one of those thing with his dog, his dog went off to get water so I had my cousin get the ball and toss it at me so I could throw it again when the dog got back. As he tosses at my I simultaneously tripped on something and instinctively I did some parkour style forward roll, and somehow I had accidentally fought the ball during my roll mid air. Apparently my uncle and cousin thought I did that on purpose and I just played along like, \u201c yea....awesome right?\u201d.  That\u2019s something I will never tell either of them because I live getting and to tell that story and have wittinesses to say it actually happened \ud83d\ude05!",
      "I got some written work published despite never intentionally writing *for* it. I just remembered that the deadline for the competition was in a few days and decided why the heck not. I'm not even sure how it got in considering it wasn't related to the theme of the anthology it was published in. But anyways, I technically became a published writer at 15 years of age."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 305,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People that have actually given a luxury car with a giant red bow on the roof as a Christmas present like they do in the tv commercials, how can you afford the car AND all those turtleneck sweaters?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "r/oddlyspecific",
      "Just because people buy stuff doesn't mean they can afford it.",
      "Work."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 306,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You travelled back in time to stop your parents from conceiving you, but you cannot be seen by them. How do you do it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Stab my dad in the balls",
      "Can they still hear me? I'm sure a 5 minute conversation will be enough for them to realize I'm a mistake.",
      "Hire an escort to keep my dad occupied long enough so he never noticed my mother.",
      "Turn lights off",
      "Paradox time",
      "My parents were teaching English at a language school in Asia. One day some kid offered my mom pistachios. My mom never having had pistachios decided to take the offer. Entered a different classroom and voila met my dad. So I guess I\u2019d go back in time and destroy the species of pistachios.",
      "Leave a note reminding my mom antibiotics cancel out birth control.",
      "Write my mother a letter abut what a son of a bitch he is.",
      "Steal the ticket from my dad when he goes to Brazil\n\nEasy\n\nEasier mode; show before him as we have the same name so he can\u2019t board as [anon] has already boarded",
      "Technically, I could just stop the date of my conception. All I\u2019ve got to do is delay it by a day or so and hopefully I\u2019ll be gone"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 307,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you think any god from any religion would post on social media platforms?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I actually have a book about this, it's called Jesus on Thyface: Social Networking for the Modern Messiah. It's basically the bible as told by Facebook comment sections, and it's hilarious.",
      "Dionysus: Party at my house!",
      "Not a god but, Muhammad: what the f*ck is wrong with you guys?",
      "Nothing, that would require that they exist first"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 308,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the biggest bullet dodge you\u2019ve managed to pull off?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Bought our house in 2014 before housing prices went insane",
      "I dodged Bonzai Bill that one time."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 309,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Dating your girlfriend, but the waitress in the restaurant is your childhood crush. The waitress flirts with you, what do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My \u201cgirlfriend\u201c is my childhood crush",
      "Give her my order and then look at her pointedly as if to say \"fuck off now, bitch\"",
      "Introduce her to my girlfriend emphasizing the word girlfriend",
      "Obviously going for the waitress, my childhood crush is Taylor Swift, i need the money",
      "Ask the girlfriend if she's into it. Invite the waitress to the movie. Go home with both.",
      "I didn't really have a childhood crush. Pretty much every girl I've wanted and could persue, I did and we ended up dating lol."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 310,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Do you appreciate someone who knows exactly how to tell at you to make you get things done, what is that?",
    "bestcomment": ["How to do a glitch in a game"]
  },
  {
    "id": 311,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the most unforgettable thing your barber has told you?",
    "bestcomment": ["I'm guessing this will be your last visit"]
  },
  {
    "id": 312,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "It's the holidays, and you HATE having your photo taken. How do you shut down people who insist?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Tell them about your plans to invade France and have it constantly ready for WW3",
      "Look at their face and Say with dead fisheyes that's dumb, that idea is bad. Why should I give my phone to you, its not like we'll spend time with family.",
      "I usually offer to be the one who takes the photo instead.",
      "My family try to insist on getting a family photo every year. I try my best to just stay away from it and hide in one of the rooms in my parents house so that my cousins all get impatient and then they don\u2019t get my photo because they take the picture while my parents are looking for me. Or I hide in the back of the photo because I\u2019m part of the taller and older end of my cousins, so I can usually disappear into them in the photo."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 313,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Cops of reddit, what was the creepiest dispatch you wish you never responded?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 314,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "After a meeting with truck-kun you find yourself reincarnated as hitler at the start of the war. How do you change history to make yourself not be remembered as a monster?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Kill myself before the war instead of during the war",
      "it's a very slippery and tricky question... i just wouldn't do it.",
      "Probably the whole concentration camp thing mainly",
      "Don't get fooled by d-day and stay out of Russia. win the war and become the Nazi god-king. History is written by the winners. (Also investigate all that conspiracy alien shit.)",
      "Create a bomb that can destroy the entire planet and nobody can remember me as a monater",
      "Do the exact thing he did but better"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 315,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could be sent sent 3000 years into the past, what things could you do that would radically change modern civilization?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Absolutely nothing because I couldn't communicate with anyone. Also probably die of disease.",
      "I'd make a point to save Dodos, or mammoths Not for any real reason.",
      "Show them the uses of gunpowder",
      "Wipe out any sign of the human race the cause of all problems such as global warming you get it",
      "Hear me out.... everyone talks about going back in time to kill baby hitler. What if you went back in time & killed baby Jesus.  That would have tremendous effects on our current reality.",
      "Kill the dude who invented the wheel."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 316,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's considered a pretty normal thing but just freaks you out?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Having babies",
      "Elevators",
      "Eating food in front of other people. I just stare at my food and try to ignore them. I find it almost impossible especially with people I dont know. Basically I try to finish eating as fast as possible and gtfo.",
      "The fact that people just forget injustice for the sake of convenience.",
      "I don\u2019t know if this counts but every time someone rubs their hands on their jeans or on fabric or something it gives me the chills and the sound of it just freaks me out for some reason. It\u2019s like nails on a chalkboard to me.",
      "Sex",
      "Ketchup, I have a literal phobia and being around it too long will give me a panic attack.",
      "Farting in front of your SO. All I think of is inhaling little poo particles.",
      "ASMR. A lot of people find it relaxing but it makes me feel super uncomfortable. Wether it's the crinkleing of bags or the slow whispering I just can't. Ugh...",
      "Marriage"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 317,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What traffic rules other than the speed limit do you break unapologetically?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Not something i do. But something i frequently observe...\n\nPeople dont indicate.\n\nEspecially at roundabouts. (calm your tits, america, they really arent as confusing as you make it out to be).\n\nThing is, observing the cars position on the road, you CAN tell when they are planning to turn off. But they still should indicate.\n\nWhen they dont, im always tempted to step into the road, (hopefully) causing them to come to a screeching halt, then yell at me through the window.\n\nAt this point, i shall tell them that they should be indicating, since they weren't, then they must be a terrible driver.\n\n(its important to make THAT assertion first, causing them to get defensive, i. E. \"im a great driver, ive been driving for X years!\" etc)\n\nThen i explain that, if they are NOT a poor driver, then not indicating is a deliberate act, intended to deceive and kill me.\n\nSo, are you a bad driver? Or an attempted murderer?",
      "Loud music? maybe? I try to stick to most of them, as i like having a license",
      "Not having a license",
      "I don't have the experience to pass my driving test because my driving experience is in more rural roads. So I'm technically required to have another person in the car who has their full license. \n\nI will drive as far as the nearest bus stop on my own. (I park in a near by parking lot), so about 2km, less then 1 mile. It's a $25 cab ride into town, or a 20 minute walk plus asthma attack.",
      "There\u2019s a two lane toll road with an entrance ramp that turns into the next exit ramp a mile away.  I cross the solid white line to get into the mile long exit lane.  This speeds me along while removing my car from the backed up two lanes of traffic.  \n\nI\u2019m unapologetic because a traffic study at this location would have the city removing that solid white line to ease congestion and increase the safe flow of traffic.",
      "Reversing out into a main road? i live on a driveway right by a main road and its the only way to get out"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 318,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Which tea bag (brand/leaf/flavour) makes the best cup of tea?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "T-bag",
      "My favourite tea is Yorkshire tea, but being from Yorkshire as I am, I would consider it blaspheme to drink anything other than Yorkshire tea in Yorkshire.",
      "Twinings Strong English Breakfast tea",
      "I dont think anything, you can buy in a tea bag, is the best cup of tea... I prefer Oolong strewn tea, my absolute favourite being Da Hong Pao or Shui Xian. But I am pretty sure there are better kinds, only you cannot get them easily where I live...",
      "Black pekoe",
      "PG tips.\nIt's classic. Strong. Undefeated.\nI had twinings for too long before realising i was paying too much for a miserable brew",
      "rituals pomegranate tea!!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 319,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "(SERIOUS) What\u2019s the most pain someone has caused you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Somebody kicked my shin",
      "Physical? i was cut by a chainsaw.\n\nMental? Bullied as a kid\n\nEmotional? Gf cheating",
      "Somebody crossed a solid white and hit me on my motorcycle. I had over a dozen fractures in the left side of my body and it took 12 weeks for me to be back on my feet. \n\nI have permanent nerve damage that causes numbness in my left hand.",
      "Me and my friends were having a pillow fight and the goal was to hit someone in the head and they would be out for 3 seconds so I got knocked out and I waited then I went to get a pillow and I got cornered then my friend hit me so hard in the head I lost my balance and hit my head into a chair on the way down I got a concussion.",
      "I cause myself more pain than anyone else",
      "Softball to the face. Or being ghosted after two years together. Latter hurt worse.",
      "My mother's behaviour in general.\nThe first thing she did to hurt me was abandon me as a toddler, pushing the responsibility onto my grandparents and intentionally keeping me from my dad out of spite for him. \nThen she had three more kids, all of which she kept, but she divorced their dad and remarried.\nI held on to an idealistic idea of what I wanted her to be, because I needed a mom in my life.\nBut when my baby sister got hit by a truck (and I now blame her negligence for this too, who tf lets their kids cross a highway on the regular???), I had a mental breakdown. I was in a bad place at the time, and there was no way for me to see her or be by her side. So I self harmed a lot, and took a few too many pain pills the next day. \nWhen I got sick from them I was panicked and didn't know who to ask for help. Contacted the wrong person, he ended up telling my mother (even though I told him not to because she was dealing with enough) and she cut me out of all their lives for over a year after cussing me out and making accusations that I was attention seeking and trying to make my sister's accident about me instead. I was close to suicide but my dad (who found me about a year before that incedent) talked me down. \nBy the time I got over it (ie, accepted she was probably out of my life for good) and had gotten to know my dad more she tried randomly coming back into my life. Never apologised. Called what she did \"setting boundaries.\" \nI didn't want to talk to her at all after that. Later found out about how she had physically assaulted my dad many times, never took care of me at all as a baby, and probably didn't treat my siblings much better than that. The few times I visited, she didn't spend much time with any of us.\nI wanted her to care so much, but she's genuinely a narcissist who never thinks she's in the wrong. The only thing that makes it a bit better is that my stepmom (I consider her my real mom) showed me what love was supposed to be like, so now I don't feel like I need the old bag for anything. Just sucks that she had to give me abandonment issues and insecurities and the total inability to talk about my feelings to those close to me.",
      "My best friend for 11 years left me because I dared to tell him his humour made me feel uncomfortable.\n\nI am part of the LGBTQ+ community and he knew it. He always used gay as an insult. I told him it made me feel uncomfortable and he just told me: \u00ab\u00a0Stop being all butthurt and learn to take a joke\u00a0\u00bb\n\nThe worst part wasn\u2019t loosing him, though. The worst part was loosing the one person I would go talk to about that situation.",
      "No one did this to me but my self. I fractured my pinkie and ring finger and sprained my wrist.\n\nThis was in sixth grade and at the time I was being bullied. I honestly think it was my fault and I was too much of a passive person because I knew I could beat my bully but I didn't take action and wail on him. He was insulting me all during gym and at one point I broke and punched the hardest thing I could've in the gym,which was the bleachers instead of fucking him up like I should've. Even my other classmates were saying I should've hit him instead but I didn't. Later that day my wrist and hand was hurting like hell so I went to the nurse and she put ice on it. Once the dean heard what happened in gym he talked to me about controlling my anger and not letting it control me and he had a talk with the bully.  It was hurting a few days later and my mom took me to the doctor and I found out my injuries to my hand. I had to get a cast and after at least two months and a half of trying to write with my left hand the cast was taken off. The aftermath of my hand healing was my pinkie permanently being less defined but that was it. The up side to this was that I got to mis out on one test and didn't have to do it after and I didn't have to do gym. Thanks for reading a bit about my life."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 320,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could only ask for kids toys for Christmas, what would you want to get?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Lego. The answer is always Lego.",
      "Video games\n\nSociety believes that they are for children, therefore it counts",
      "A bunch of Nascar diecasts. I collect them so it works",
      "A giant teddy cause I\u2019m so lonely",
      "Nintendo Switch",
      "Any sort of arts and craft kits or building blocks or lego",
      "Nintendo switch probably counts",
      "A go cart! Or maybe arts and crafts stuff!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 321,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could choose any band or artist to write the soundtrack for your life, who would you choose?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Obviously Nickelback",
      "Danny DeVito. I don\u2019t care how good his singing is but I want him doing it",
      "Breaking Benjamin",
      "Cage the Elephant",
      "Starset",
      "Philip Glass.",
      "Taylor Swift. I grew up listening to her and a lot of her lyrics are relatable. Plus she can change genres",
      "Death Cab for Cutie",
      "mac miller",
      "Fun. or Panic! At The Disco"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 322,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Without naming your State, what's something it's famous for?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Pedophiles",
      "Everything dairy and beer",
      "[The correct answer is the Mormons.](https://youtu.be/LrBIm1zKhW4)",
      "Chowda and being hated in sports",
      "Being a Canadian I do not understand anything anyone is saying in here. Have a great day eh",
      "The Auto Industry",
      "No sales tax",
      "According to Chris Rock, the only black man who lived in my state was Prince.",
      "Beads for tits or is it the other way around?",
      "Whataburger"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 323,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People of reddit with disability's how do you deal with it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Take medicine and try to ignore idiots. Stay away from idiots when I need to. Go to doctor.",
      "When you've had it all your life you don't know any different so to me it's pretty normal",
      "Hid the true story from people who don\u2019t know me In how I got the injury and disability. Makes an entertaining story each time you meet someone. Take me meds on the daily and know my limits for the physical aspect.",
      "I'm totally blind. I think the most frustrating thing for me is fighting other people's projected fears and misconceptions. I went through training to get more skills and confidence with travel and home management, and the accessibility of most modern tech has exploded. Most of the time, my inability to do something is caused by someone else refusing to follow basic accessibility laws. I travel on my own regularly, and if I don't know the area and don't want to ask a stranger for help, I can use a paid video chat service that employs trained professionals who can describe what they see through my camera. I live alone, constantly tinker with the latest technology, read regularly, spent too much time on text-based subs here, cook when I can be bothered, have been to college and had online and offline jobs, and am in a happy committed relationship with someone I met on an online text-based game. There's an entire community of us out there, and some people are less independent or open about their experiences, but many are happy to answer questions.\n\nHow do I deal with it? I act like the relatively normal person I am, and most of the time, it works. I don't hide it or refuse to talk about it; I just don't make it the subject of every sentence. Everyone struggles with something, and I don't feel like this is nearly the struggle most people believe it is.",
      "It's hard work especially if you're on pain meds. \n\nJust breath and get a good support system. I was injured 19 years ago and within 2 years I was divorced because my first wife said it was just too much. I'm now married to a wonderful woman whom is my backbone. She helps me control my pain meds, tells me that I'm a good person even though I may be cranky, grouchy and what I would call a complete asshole. She just loves me unconditionally and reminds that there are good days mixed with the bad and to please hang in there.  \nAlso try to find a good Pain Management Doctor especially with all of the new drug laws being passed, not because honest genuine injured people are overdosing BUT because people like to mix a whole cocktail of uppers and downers. \n\nSo good luck to you and all of you good people whom are truly in chronic pain. Just Hang in There."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 324,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your treasure that is others' trash?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My wife",
      "Support and tenderness. I give it to my close man but he thinks this is trash for him. Hope power of my love will break him soon.",
      "Maybe kinda weird but I tend to get along with people who have depression, anxiety, relationship issues, or who are shy. Totes not a reflection of myself at all.\n\nBut I do like being able to comfort people with problems, because even if I can't help or fix the issue, I know it means a lot to have somebody there to go through it with you.",
      "Toe nail clippings",
      "Your mom"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 325,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the funniest prank you've ever seen or done?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Bought a condom, poked a hole on it with a small needle, leave it in a park  (in which there are many young couples use to hang out)",
      "In school i had a teacher that made his whol lessons with his phone but he had no pin so i made him one and locked it. He learned his lesson."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 326,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What gets you through the work day?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Weed",
      "Knowing I get to come home and plow your mom",
      "Jack n coke",
      "Knowing that I\u2019ll get paid on the 15th of every month, which allows my family and I a comfortable life. Other than that I hate the place!",
      "Caffeine and potato chips",
      "Enjoying what I'm doing. Then time literally flies.",
      "Sneaking away to the restroom every hour at the 13th minute to inject virgin blood into my penis"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 327,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Flat-Earthers, what are some of the statements which convinced you to believe in a flat Earth?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "We don't really believe the earth is flat, we just like the attention.",
      "Like a flat earther would ever come to reddit just to be mocked by a bunch of children.",
      "We are extremely unintelligent."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 328,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who have friends that have become famous, how is your relationship with them now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I used to be a sk8er boi, she said see you later boi.  \nI saw her at a concert once, but that\u2019s it.   Damn shame"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 329,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Conservatives of reddit, what is the most liberal value you hold?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "People who are saying pro-weed. Shouldn't civil liberties and a general fuck-off attitude toward the government telling you what you can inhale be a conservative value anyway? Never saw this as a liberal value and have no idea why most Republicans don't see it that way.",
      "Honestly, I don't care much for Politics. Don't hurt people, don't prevent people from having their freedom, individuality, ect.\n\nEssentially...let people do what the want, but don't impede on other's rights. Oh, and don't be a dick.",
      "I'm pro choice, pro weed, and pro LGBT.",
      "I think we should sacrifice more of our wants to have more to give to others. I don\u2019t believe it should be legislatively mandates, though.",
      "People call me a conservative but I'm pro weed, pro gay rights, pro environment but I feel I'm in the 80% of america that's not 10% far right and left.",
      "\"Free\" healthcare and education for all. \n\nIt is worth taking another 15% in taxes to make it happen.\n\nHell, with the right single payer system we might be able to stop taxes and get better results.",
      "I\u2019m pretty anti-war and believe in lowering military spending.",
      "Pro LGBT (gay myself) and Pro Choice",
      "I am pro choice. Also I'm for LGBT rights.",
      "Same as other have said here. Pro-choice, pro-weed, pro-LGBT.\n\nYes, that makes me mostly libertarian, but between the two main political parties in my country (US) I align with the Republicans more. In particular, foreign policy and 2nd Amendment rights are some of the values I hold most strongly which align me more with conservative politicians."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 330,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who have posts in the top 100 of all time, what is the post and how did it rise so fast?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 331,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How unique is the assortment of thoughts in each individual mind?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 332,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[serious] What's one thing you will NEVER do again?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Drink coffee.\n\nTried it more than I probably should've, I just can't stand the taste.",
      "Look for a man to bring me happiness",
      "Smoke weed. I used to do it a lot but I had a panic attack one time and I was convinced I was going to die. Worst experience of my life and I would never risk that happening again.",
      "Ecstacy",
      "Sell drugs.",
      "Trust",
      "Go to stadium events again (WWE, concerts, etc).\n\nToo many people, shitty views, exorbitant costs of everything.\n\nThe enjoyment cost ratio is just too low.",
      "Probably drink booze. I quit nearly 2 years ago cold turkey. I still bartend, I\u2019m around it all the time but I don\u2019t have a single desire to drink again. I sleep better, I\u2019m way less depressed and those depressive dips last a way shorter time (hours rather than weeks) I\u2019m sustaining an awesome relationship with someone I plan on proposing to and I\u2019m all round a much better person.",
      "Molly"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 333,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Do Tech Youtubers really care about the tech they show in their videos or just spam more videos for the views?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Just ask Linus tech tips",
      "You could use that ideology on any type of YouTuber.",
      "They might start off caring, but they generally end up not caring after a while. At a certain point anything is just a job",
      "Depends on the YouTuber. Imho jayztwocents does a good job promoting what the believes is good. As recently seen with Intel CPUs (or the lack of em).",
      "If it\u2019s like. Her here\u2019s the iPhone 4, there gonna be like \u201cwoah there\u2019s like nothing special here\u201d. But if it\u2019s something they like, maybe the new iPhone or a super fast laptop then they would care more",
      "youtubers are no different than people who post on ask reddit, they just want their fake internet points, the only difference is potentially youtube can net you a profit"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 334,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something you did when you were younger that still makes you cringe when you think about it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When i showed my ass in front of my 1 grade class\n\n\n\n...i was stupid"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 335,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's a survival skill you want to learn within your lifetime?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Lockpicking",
      "Being able to identify edible v.s. inedible plants",
      "How to stop sticking my dick in turkey",
      "Cheating death.",
      "Efficiently running my PC in the forest so I can still play Rocket League. Kappa"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 336,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What made you stop believing in God?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I was born into a religious family and basically scared into believing as a child. Naturally I'm a curios person, I ask lots of questions and this eventually caused me to be asked to leave my private catholic school in the 5th grade. I remember asking an uncle who was a physics professor a million questions and he loved it, then I get in trouble for doing that at school wtf? I truly realized there is no god when I started to get an idea of the size of the observable universe, how insignificant we are and the universes indifference to us.",
      "Studying philosophy as my major",
      "The teacher at church school tried to teach us that JK Rowling was the Devil and her work was sinful. The Harry Potter series was my favorite book at the time.",
      "Realizing that all religions are human made, taking a good look at humanity and coming to the conclusion that humans can\u2019t possibly be able to know anything about a possible god or a possible divine something.",
      "Once I was praying and I realized that I was talking to myself.",
      "Stop? Who said i ever did? Legit cant remember a time in my life i actually believed, even when i was a kid.",
      "Going to a Catholic school",
      "[deleted]",
      "Realizing there's no evidence",
      "That would be adversity, there is no man upstairs ready to help you if you \"believe in him\"."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 337,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Flight attendants, what is the craziest/weirdest thing you have seen happen on a flight?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 338,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your goal for today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Find jjp213 wife so i can cheat with her",
      "Going to school and hopping I don't f#ck up my future",
      "Get in to the phish show at the Met",
      "Not getting tricked by a 14 year old girl that said she was 18 again",
      "To die",
      "Work, clean 2 rooms, mop floors, dishes, make dinner, not die in borderlands tonight.",
      "Pack",
      "Finish work get home have a beer with my cat",
      "Get through physio, work some horses, write."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 339,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the best way to get abs?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Diet. No amount of running or swimming or cycling can account for a poor diet. Abs start in the kitchen more than most muscles. Can't eat any shit.",
      "If you're already lean and don't have abs then I'd say you aren't lean. As it's been proven you gain abs simply from cutting weight which will in turn cut out belly fat. Your abs are already there. It's revealing them that people don't understand. Targeted workouts are good for building your core but very minimal to getting abs. Basically what I am saying is lose weight.",
      "Exercise and diet, unfortunately.",
      "Just follow those youtube tutorials lol",
      "If you can't get them from diet and exercise, use a sharpie.",
      "Lower your fat % with diet and exercise",
      "I\u2019m a fairly lean guy but am not sure how to get started. Any advice would be awesome",
      "Russian twists, sit-ups. A lot of them.",
      "Reduce overall bodyfat.",
      "Crunches"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 340,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "which do you like more ice cream or cake?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ice cream on top of a cake",
      "Of the two, ice cream. But I'd take pie or just a snow cone over both any day",
      "Ice cream! I haven't cake in a while and it's easier to eat for me.",
      "Ice cream",
      "Ice cream cake!",
      "Boobs",
      "Spice Cake",
      "Ice cream"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 341,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "In a month The 2010's decade will be over. What will people remember this decade for?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Really, really, really, reallly, and I mean really, dumb politics.",
      "Dumb short-lived fads like planking, the harlem shake, and ice bucket challenge.",
      "EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF",
      "The Rise of smartphones, social media and...\n\nMemes",
      "Terrorism",
      "Fuckin ISIS attacking Paris... Real shit",
      "Electronic music really took off this decade, so did music festivals in general. In terms of movies, super hero movies blew up this decade. In terms of wetting game of thrones was written in the 90s but the books and franchise took off this decade even if it did end on a weak note.",
      "Trump!  And thats a bummer!",
      "holy shit the 2010's are just 28 days away from being over",
      "The amount of times this has been reposted this year"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 342,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Do you think the internet was a mistake or a good decision? Why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Why is it a bad thing?",
      "internet good\n\nsocial media bad",
      "In general, no I don't think it was a mistake and is a good thing.\n\nHaving it centralised and easily monopolised  is a bit of an oversight, but I'm not convinced it could have been easily foreseen.\n\nEdit: clarification",
      "Both, it's a great way to community, but yeah it did spark the creation of fucking weird pornography",
      "I think it's good. Only very recently in the history of humanity have we had the ability to see/hear/read what is happening across the world. It could possibly stop the next world war if regular people can be heard and not just be formed into an enemy by their domestic media.\n\nBut there are people at the far ends of the bell curve who fuck it up for those who know how to behave.",
      "Why would it be bad",
      "True.....I see your point \nApologises",
      "Absolutely a mistake. Without the internet I\u2019d never have known about the vile scum that is Dan Salvato.",
      "I think the internet has introduced some new scourges into the world, like how privacy has become a very relative principle because of it. But I think it's a net gain. Information is more widely available, communication is way easier and runs smoother, it has made worldwide connections at the blink of an eye possible.\n\nThe most important argument against it is the spread of misinformation and how it polarised or even ruined politics. I personally think that's a load of bull. People have managed to spread gross misinformation and divisiveness before the internet, maybe even more of it, and for sure with way worse consequences.",
      "Society is suffering from entertainment overload. We consume it faster than it can be created and we're only starting to notice the side effects now. \n\nIt's interesting to note that Ancient Rome suffered the same malaise, as it's citizens demanded ever more taboo entertainment as they tired of the traditional fare. \n\nNow we're seeing that play out again in modern times. Our societies are increasingly turning to the taboo for stimulation, as it is the only thing left that does. \n\nWe've turned our politics into spectacle showcases, more concerned with being entertained than governed. Trump is the result, not the cause. Expect more of the same, as we will never return to the days of stodgy policy wonks with squeaky clean records boring us to tears. \n\nDating, and mating have been turned completely upside down, with flirting morphing into instant sexual gratification (send nudes) instead of the old world courting process. We now pick mates like we pick items off a shelf. We've nearly completely lost the ability to be 'in the moment' with regards to meeting people, as we feel this inner need to vet them online first. We want to know as much about the other person **before** we even engage with them. \n\nLabeling for quick judging has taken over, with people readily fitting into boxes for us to ignore or join in with. Debate has all but vanished as a result. Compromise is a thing of the past, these days you are either in my box or you're an enemy, no middle ground.\n\nSocial media hasn't connected us, it's isolated us. \n\n[Google isn't making us smarter, it's making us dumber](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/07/is-google-making-us-stupid/306868/) as we no longer retain the knowledge, it's just another search away afterall...\n\nWe weren't ready as a species for this level of information. Society is historically slow to adapt to changes and we won't really know the side effects for a few more decades. \n\nOverall, I think it's a positive thing for our species, but the interim period is full of problems and the transition to a more enlightened approach will be rocky to say the least."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 343,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something, that, after trying the cheap version, made you never want to go back to the expensive or \"luxury\" version?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Bread",
      "Most things, tbh. My parents never bought store brand stuff growing up and now I always buy it if it's an option. It's usually the exact same thing or just as good. I pretty much only wear drugstore makeup, too, because it's exactly the same as high end except with more economical packaging.",
      "Frozen Spring Rolls and Cr\u00e9me br\u00fbl\u00e8e",
      "Paco roban(sorry if I misspelled) fragrances, almost \u00a3100 for some at boots,but there's a spray in a golden can that smells EXACTLY the same for \u00a31."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 344,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Whats the best way to scam for money?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Buy my book and it'll tell you how. \ud83d\ude42",
      "Read my book\n\nOk but for real.\n\nPut up in Amazon a MacBook Pro with all the specifications in he listsing like year and stuff like that then end at the put \u201chow to buy guide\u201d\n\nList it for the price of a MacBook Pro\n\nWait for someone to buy.\n\nIf one person buys it you already made a bunch of money  and it\u2019s a legal scam since you did in fact say what it was\n\nAnother one are those x-Ray apps for seeing like \u201cnaked\u201d people. They are great because no one would try and sue and stuff because they wouldn\u2019t want to admit they bought stuff like that.",
      "Social engineering",
      "Bookmaking.",
      "Two choice. Shotgun for small amounts of precise aim for large ones. If I did it, I'd do the latter.",
      "This is a very risky question to answer depending on what you do with the information. If you did do some schlimey whimey criminal thingamajiggers and it was found out that you got the \"idea\" from reddit then that redditor is kinda liable for being accessory to or an accomplice to the crime.",
      "Be a Vagina Operator.\n\nThat means multiple things. \n\nBe born with one. \n\nGet a doctor to do the conversion on you. \n\nBe a pimp and run a stable of the two previous choices.",
      "You need a retard first for this. Buy prop movie money online. Tell some retard you have counterfeit currency. Offer him a job, he goes to a bus. Buys a bus ticket with the fake money and gets real money back. Pays you little, keeps the rest. He does this like twice. Then you offer to sell him the fake cash so he can do it himself and keep more money to himself. Then you sell $500 in \u201dcounterfeit currency\u201d to him actually being prop money you bought for like $3. I made $1000 selling prop money to retard thinking it\u2019s counterfeit",
      "Ponzi scheme with no products, just a plain circle of money.  \npeople with lower/no education level seems to falling into this trap,  \ncovering their trap by religion, faith, made up some stories of some arabian prince wants to donate money because his religion said so.",
      "A ponzi scheme is the quickest way to obtain the most money."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 345,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Driver teachers of reddit, what are some useless things that people do when they are starting to drive?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Try to make small talk with me.  Just drive I don\u2019t want to hear your life story."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 346,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "where to visit in Japan \ud83c\uddef\ud83c\uddf5?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Kyoto, beautiful place. Very fairytale.",
      "Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka.",
      "Harajuku!",
      "Nintendo headquarters, a Geisha house, a sumo wrestling match and a capsule hotel",
      "Osaka, it\u2019s better than Tokyo imo and Kyoto was the most beautiful place I\u2019ve visited.",
      "Suicide Forest",
      "Skip Japan and check out Korea.",
      "Qanahtuchit prefecture",
      "Honestly dude it depends on what you\u2019re in to. Japan has something for everyone.",
      "The places they say in anime"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 347,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is that one thing you find to be constantly annoying and still haven\u2019t decided to fix?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Fixing my drywall after Kyle punched it",
      "My cat died ages ago but i cant be asked to fix up the scratches on the door frame.",
      "Whenever I receive mail I open it and check it and then just put it on the table if it isn't anything important. Over time it piles up and I get increasingly unhappy with it.\n\nIt's not much work to just put it in a proper place when I received and checked it but somehow I'm always too lazy for that.",
      "The paint peeled off the walls in my loungeroom like 2 years ago",
      "My leaking toilet",
      "My hands get chapped and blistered every winter and every year I say I\u2019m going to prevent it, but I never do",
      "My Marriage"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 348,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "2050: The Last Human Dies; What Do You Think Went Wrong?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "nothing. we died on a year divisible by 5. everything went right.",
      "Nothing. Infact things went better than expected.",
      "Some people were classified as non humans.",
      "Solar flare caused power surge in air filtration system. Scavenger tech team never reported back. Last human still alive in the underground settlement died 1 year and 31 days later. Cause of death: Carbon monoxide poisoning...",
      "We didnt get to another planet in time.",
      "aliens invaded and were ultimately friendly, however, due to human nature we were determined to have sex with them, their fluids were caustic and toxic to us but the alien sex tentacles were too hard to resist, the last human died in midst of alien orgy, they moaned with glee as their flesh melted away......",
      "Not my plan :D",
      "Well... maybe ai",
      "Nothing. As things stand we don't really deserve to live (because no truly intelligent species would deliberately kill the only planet it can live on for ultimately meaningless tokens) and barring an extremely unlikely set of circumstances the planet would continue to support life in some form. \n\nThat would be a win in general, since the important thing is that life continues, not that intelligent life continues.",
      "Went wrong? I will mean it would be the law of the Nature!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 349,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If there was one famous person you could bring back from the dead who would it be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Robin Williams",
      "Albeit Epstain",
      "Bob Ross",
      "Stan The Man Lee",
      "A zombie Michael Jackson would kind of work for a Thriller reboot.",
      "Bruce Lee.",
      "That Asian doctor dude who got murdered for inventing the artificial heart"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 350,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your idea of perfect happiness?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sitting on my back porch drinking beer in my underwear.",
      "Laying in my room, cat on my chest, either laptop on my lap or book in my hands, with chocolate."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 351,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Humans of reddit! What was the most supernatural thing what happened to you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "What about the non humans?",
      "I was really sick and experienced time warping while hearing screams really really hard. It felt like 1 minute but appeareantly i was freaking out for 10 hours. I still dont know what it was to this day and it really freaked me out.",
      "When I was about 10 or 11 my cousin and her family temporarily moved into our house because her dad got fired from his old job and we found him a new-even better paying- one in our town. I will mention now that I always thought the house was haunted or at least something funky was going on with that house, but i never had any proof that I could show my family.\n\nOne day while playing hide-and-seek my cousin and I hid in my bedroom closet and we were both hiding on the left side and lightly giggling to ourselves about the fact that my younger brother and her younger brother kept running by our room looking for us, but not in the room itself. I asked her a question but she wouldn't answer and i could hear her whimpering (I was looking in her direction when i asked her this) and she asked me if I could see the eyes as well, up to this point I was confused until i looked forward to the other side of my pitch black closet and there were two glowing red eyes staring at us, like no shit TWO glowing red eyes. I don't remember how long we froze and just stared at those eyes but I do remember that we burst out of that closet screaming and crying after it blinked and continued just staring at us.\n\nI still don't like closets that are not fully packed or have some sort of space in it...",
      "When I was a child I once woke up to see a silouette covered in a black material holding a knife pointed to my body. Got scared like shit.",
      "Every night at my old house these strange creatures would morph from the wooden people in my room, they looked like bats but with no limbs and no eyes. My parents didn't believe they were real, but now my younger cousin lives in that house and he says he sees things in that room and doesn't sleep in there",
      "I've posted this before under another username but...\n\nAbout 5 or 6 years ago I dog \\ house sat for my uncle. His house was out in the middle of nowhere and butted up against some woods. \n\nThe master bedroom sat off the living room on the ground floor, and sitting on the bed you could look out through the living room into the kitchen. \n\nIt was a cloudy night and with the lights on in the house all you could see out the windows was darkness. I was sitting on the bed watching a football game on the TV (muted) and following Reddit's game thread on my laptop. I was wide awake, fully clothed with the dog sitting next to me. House was nearly silent.\n\nSuddenly from the kitchen I hear a deep booming voice speak a full clear enunciated sentence in a language I don't recognize at all. It was fluid with no breaks between words like a chant, but hard and unpleasant. Maybe 12 to 15 syllables total. \n\nThe dog loses it's little doggy mind, fur standing up, and barking\\yapping. \n\nI looked all around the house, checked toys, electronics, smoke alarms and couldn't figure it out. The ground was very wet and there were no tracks around the house. I still don't know what it was, and just thinking about it creeps me out. I listened to a lot of different language samples in the years after, but nothing sounds like it.",
      "D\u00e9j\u00e0-vu",
      "I've shared this before but here goes.\n\nIt was summer and my parents were at a restaurant. I was outside with some friends - lets call them A and B.\nI say we can go to my place to watch something bc we were getting bored. \n\nI want to make it clear that in the duration of the movie only B left once to the kitchen and we had paused the movie.\n\nIt ended in about 11-11:30. A goes to the toilet and we decide that it would be hilarious to turn all the lights off and try and scare her. It wasn't hard bc I live in an apartment. On the 7th floor.\n\nI'm in my room, B is in the living room right next to the hallway. Not even 2 minutes have passed and I get horrified out of nowhere. I think to myself \"Ok that's it\". I turn on the light in my room then in the hallway where my friends are.\n\nWe all freeze as we see that the FRONT door is open. Just a crack.\n\nI finally go and close it, locking it twice.\nThe following conversation between me and A:\n\n\"I locked the door.\"\n\n\"You locked the door.\"",
      "Not sure"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 352,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the weirdest thing that you have ever seen a stranger do in public?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Pee outside when a public toilet was within walking distance.",
      "piss while walking",
      "I saw a man getting in quite a heated argument with a bin at a busy bus station one time. The man and the bin eventually got into a bit of a tussle. Unfortunately, I did not see who won, as I had a bus to catch.",
      "I saw a lady sit calmly while she carefully put the contents of a tub of vaseline in a zip lock baggie",
      "Shit on a building",
      "Not wearing clothes\n\nWhilst children were watching. \n\nr/iamatotalpieceofshit",
      "Guy masturbating whilst driving in traffic. I was on a bus at the time and I sat and watched him until our stop. \nStill not sure if I was impressed or grossed out, probs leaning towards impressed though tbh"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 353,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the Dumbest things you belived to be true as a child?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My older brother told me that if you hold your pee too long, your penis would explode and you'd get a wooden replacement. I believed that for a stupidly long time.",
      "My first day of kindergarten I thought everyone in my class would have the exact same birthday.  This is because my parents told me all the kids in my class would be the same age as me.",
      "I read *Matilda* a lot as a child, and -- being a bookish little nerd just like she was -- I thought it was only a matter of time before my psychic powers manifested and I'd be able to move stuff with my mind.\n\nI still occasionally test it, *just in case*.",
      "Who can forget the classic \"don't swallow a watermelon seed\"?",
      "i thought the ends of the hot dogs were the buttholes of the hot dogs and i didn't want to eat them, so family was a bit poorer and \"beanie weenies, ie hot dogs and beans\" was a cheap meal and my mom would eat all the hot dog buttholes for me",
      "That adults have all the answers and know exactly what they are doing",
      "I thought if I didn't tuck in my stuffed animals and make them extremely comfortable at night that they would come to life and kill me (Big Bird was the ringleader). I blame this on seeing Child's Play at way too young an age.",
      "There was an explosion outside of my house and then our power went out. My parents said it was a transformer. I thought we were under attack by giant walking cars.",
      "When the ice-cream van is playing music, this means it's all out of ice-cream.\n\nParents can be cruel.\n\n:(",
      "That pregnancy just somehow magically happened if two people lived together (I was too stupid to account for families living together, but hey, I was a kid). I never considered anything more than that. A couple gets married or moves into the same house and boom- get ready to get pregnant."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 354,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You just matched with your crush on Tinder. What's your opener?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Get in my van",
      "There\u2019s only going to be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.",
      "Ya like jazz",
      "Im only looking for a friend with benefits, you down?",
      "You like Minecraft?",
      "You. Me. Full first season of TMNT at my house. I'll get the pizza.",
      "#marry me if you know what's good for you",
      "Hi, how's it going?",
      "I'll uninstall Tinder"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 355,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "When younger, most kids want to just \"fit in\". Why does that change as we age?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You dont want to embarrass yourself young but as you get older you give less and less of a shit about what people think of you",
      "Eventually you either figure out no one's ever going to fit in and being a person is just an awkward experience, or you get frustrated and give up trying.",
      "I still want to fit in, but wait are we still talking about sex?",
      "Other peoples opinons dont matter, unless you make them or let them",
      "I used to want to fit in, I dropped it because I\u2019m not like the people around me, so here I am a kid, who goes to a school where most everyone wears sweatpants and expensive sweatshirts, wearing black jeans, grunge rock shirts, and a jean jacket covered in punk pins and patches, because that\u2019s the things I enjoy. Sure, I get made fun of, but it doesn\u2019t bother me because they just wanna be like everyone else and resent me who doesn\u2019t care. At least that\u2019s my idea on the situation.",
      "Because we realize that fitting in just makes us depressed.",
      "Does it?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 356,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the most hurtful thing a parent has said or done to you, how do you feel about it now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I\u2019m disappointed in you lol now I try not to make big mistakes or steal from my parents I know I have it easy some people have horrible experiences at a very young age.",
      "My mom laughed at me, as i cried heavily. This happened too often. Now i have BPD. Nice. \n\n\n(of course much more happened, that i got this diagnosis, but it's actually the most hurtful)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 357,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who poop in public restrooms and leave without washing their hands... Why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Why are you paying so much attention to what others are doing in the bathroom?   How do you know they pooped?",
      "The moment you put your hands on either the knob in the sink or the door you will touch the most nasty bacteria. So washing is useless. I have a little bottle of desinfection in my pocket all the time and use it once i exit the shitter. Washing might be good but disinfection is way better",
      "Don't give a shit the handles filthy anyway"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 358,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who don\u2019t use drugs or alcohol .. what do you do with your life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "They probably accomplish some shit, I\u2019d imagine",
      "Uh, play video games?",
      "We're not wasting it, that's for sure",
      "Drink lots of raspberry pepsi",
      "Study stuff online. Walk the beaches and canyons. Study plants and cool ethnobotany stuff.",
      "Be sad?",
      "Body building!",
      "I recently got into LoL so I've been doing that. Also planning out my future in case I get deported.",
      "Videogames, Cartoons, and drawing comic books.\n\nI'm a permanent middle schooler, apparently.",
      "Help myself and others learn how to navigate through this tough world. Remembering that what I do matters and not everything or everyone is nasty. Theres many delights in living without zaps of euphoric highs."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 359,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is a saying from your childhood that your own children/grandkids won't understand?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That's a paddlin",
      "It\u2019s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.",
      "A Kodak moment\n\nWithout fail, it was said by at least one family member at every gathering before all the moms pulled out their disposable cameras or Polaroid.",
      "I mean heinseight 2020 won't be used anymore (in less than a month anyway)",
      "Vine",
      "Saying, \"Time out\" outside of a formal sports game. Kids now say, \"Pause\" on the playground. I'm wondering if that will become the norm for official events as well.",
      "I'll dial up <name>.\n\nRoll up the windows.\n\nBe kind, rewind.",
      "hang the phone",
      "No Soup for You!",
      "Probably Bennett humor like replacing words in songs and quotes with \"Bennett\". Nowadays kids only make fortnite \ud83d\ude02"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 360,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s better than sex?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That poop you needed all day",
      "Heroin",
      "Sex plus. It's a service the inventors of sex offer, but you gotta pay for it...",
      "Sex again.",
      "New Jersey",
      "An adventurous PUBG chicken dinner with 12+ kills",
      "Waking up in the morning thinking you forgot to charge your phone then you get up to check and you actually remembered",
      "Taking that first sip of cold water after waiting for so long",
      "Sex with someone you want to have sex with",
      "A wholesome relationship"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 361,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your biggest regret of a past relationship?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You were born",
      "Not paying attention to the red flags.",
      "I regret for not having one",
      "Forgetting to lock the basement"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 362,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Using wrong answers only, who is the current President of the US?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "A lifelong family man who's a devout Christian who always follows the law to the T",
      "Winnie the Pooh",
      "500 rats in a trench coat",
      "A functioning adult.",
      "ME!",
      "Kanye West",
      "George Washington",
      "Tronald dump",
      "A stalwart defender of the U.S Constitution, an avid reader, a Christian, a courageous Veteran, and a complete gentleman with the ladies.",
      "Uncle Sam Jackson"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 363,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Jesus said if you look at woman with lust, it\u2019s a sin. How many times have you sin today?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Oh no telling, Lust is probably my most difficult battle personally. It\u2019s not a sin to admire the female body (I\u2019m a dude) and think it\u2019s beautiful, it\u2019s a sin to admire the body to the extent that it induces a desire for sexual pleasure, which unfortunately for dudes is what happens alot.",
      "im asexual, so none.",
      "Today? None. Yet. But not been awake long.",
      "37.5 approximately. The last one had a bitchin wheelchair.",
      "A lot.",
      "All of them.",
      "None, that would require that sin existed",
      "I think he may have been misinterpreted.",
      "I\u2019m doing it as we speak \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb",
      "2"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 364,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People of Reddit, what was your \u201calmost\u201d name?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I would've been named Tyler if I was a boy.... my name is Autumn",
      "My parents agreed on the name for their two first \"daughter to be \" as soon as they decided to have children. But couldn't agree on male name until last second\n\nThe names are Emilie and R\u00e9jeanne. \n\nIronically  and thankfully my brother and I are both male (R\u00e9jeanne is ugly as hell)",
      "Jaegermeister, dead serious.\n\nMy mom *really* wanted to name me that because she\u2019s pretty sure that\u2019s what I was conceived on.",
      "right let's open the book of possible names i could have been given.\n\nWillemijn if i was a girl.\n\nand max was a second choice for both situations",
      "James instead it\u2019s Jaime :/",
      "NoT mE, but my brothers' name could've been Mario if my dad got his way. But as always, Mom said no.",
      "I was almost named Jafar. Not after Jafar from Disney, but after Jaafar Nimeiry who was the president of Sudan.",
      "I almost got named \"Felix\"",
      "grandma wanted to name me \"elfy\", e (my dads initial), l (my moms initial) and fy (first baby). probably wouldnt be as bad as u think bcs its not a strange name for a girl where i live. uncommon, but not the worst name possible.",
      "My father's name translates to Alexander in English. In my language I don't like the name. But my dad and his dad both have this name so \"naturally\" I almost became an Alexander. I actually have no problem with it just how it stranslates into my language. \n\nIf I were a girl I'd be Violetta. I hate that name."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 365,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You wake up in a world where animals are dominant and you are at a skinnie convention, surrounded by 100s of animals dressed up as humans. What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Act like I belong.",
      "Death by snu snu.",
      "Be they pet and poo and pee and make them clean it.",
      "Nothing you're describing isn't happening right now",
      "Zootopia!  Time to fuck officer hops",
      "Question why I am there..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 366,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Men of reddit, what was your first ejaculation experience and how did you react?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Ngl\n\nScared me the first time, like\n\nMe: looks at my jizz\n\nAlso me: holy shit, what the fuck did i just do",
      "I got thrown through the dry wall into the kitchen where my family was eating",
      "I was like woah. *do it again*",
      "It was the same day they taught us how to masturbate in school during sex ed. I jacked off in the bathroom and washed my hands like 5 times to make sure my teacher couldn't smell it on me.",
      "E P I c",
      "Was half asleep going to the bathroom. Thought I had to pee but the sensation was different. Was too sleepy to comprehend what had happened.",
      "I was like \"wtf what hit me in the face\"",
      "Was good the very first time, Never been the same since",
      "I masturbated to a threesome scene. I thought it felt great",
      "I always find these questions to be a bit creepy, you're asking someone to describe a sexual event that happened in their early to mid teens?  Am i way off or do you see where i'm coming from? lol"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 367,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Language-buffs of Reddit: what's a neat etymology in the English language?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Scrooge. Originally just a standard surname but after Dickens named the penny pitching Greedy character in A CHRISTMAS CAROL Ebenezer Scrooge, it became a synonym for a cheap penny pincher. What a shame the name Ebenezer never caught on",
      "Blunderbuss. Comes from the Dutch donderbus, meaning \"thunder pipe\". How cool it was totin' the thunder pipe around.\n\nThe word gun itself. Comes from the name of a large crossbow, Lady Gunilda.",
      "One of my favourite is galaxy.\n\nIt comes from the ancient greek galaktos, shortened form of galaktos kuktos, which literaly translate to milky circle, or milky way.\n\nWe named galaxies, something very scientific and serious and quite terrifying as all astronomy stuff are, after the nickname we have for our own galaxy because it kind of looks like milk (also greek mythology, it's supposed to be Hera's milk) and that's why I love words.",
      "The Norman French constituted England's aristocracy following William of Orange's 1066 conquest of Britain. As a result of of the stratification between the Germanic peasantry and the French noblemen, we still refer to livestock by their Saxon names (chicken, cow, deer) but the meat by their French names (poultry, beef,  venison)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 368,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your username now represents who you are as a person. What kind of person are you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'd rather not tell you.",
      "My user name already represents who I am.",
      "Not a very nice one",
      "Me but being an even bigger smart ass. :)",
      "Texan",
      "just a number",
      "Erik",
      "A herpatologist",
      "A Cryomancer",
      "I guess I\u2019m a furry?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 369,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] People who dated someone who only did it for money (yours or someone else), how did you find out?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I quit buying everything. Made her pay her own way. She threw a fit. Later."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 370,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What looks normal during the day, but scary at night?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That coat/sweater hanging on the back of your bedroom door.",
      "An ice cream truck driving through the streets, with the music on.",
      "Random walking people.",
      "Babies... Well nevermind they always look scary",
      "my chair that i trow my hoodie on after school"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 371,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could create a Disney movie for a historical/legendary figure, such as Tarzan or Hercules, who would it be?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Robbie Rotten and the Creamy Cake.",
      "Josip Tito",
      "Sidney Applebaum",
      "Lol of course I'm gonna choose sportacus from lazy town",
      "Chuculain."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 372,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How is choosing not to self identify race, gender, disability, etc on a job application effect the chances of being hired?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Not disclosing disability could likely exclude you from physical tasks that you would otherwise be fine handling. When I applied for my throughout-college video store job, I was honest and clear on what I could (the vast majority of tasks) and what I couldn\u2019t do (perhaps 2, 15-foot ladder-based tasks). I spent just under 4 years there and not once was I asked, \u201cSo scarred2112, do you think you can do this?\u201d... because everyone knew the few things I couldn\u2019t."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 373,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Dog owners of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing your dog has brought you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My dog brought me a Dead cat thats holding a Dead rat that was holding a Dead cockroach with a Dead centipede",
      "I once walked a dog that picked up a squirrel carcass like a toy and refused to drop it for thirty minutes. Not weird but super frustrating.",
      "A dead cockroach",
      "A dead frog.",
      "My first dog brought hedgehog once.",
      "A banana, I didn\u2019t have any bananas, and I live in Massachusetts. I was confused but regardless it was a good banana.",
      "He once brought a mouse I once found an un injured dead kitten next to him ( he didn't kill it or bring it)",
      "Butterfly. It was just chilling on her head",
      "We used to have a very smart dog (half border collie, half golden retriever we think) who brought us a few bewildering things during his life. One was a bag of frozen Totinos; every now and then we\u2019d heat one up and give it to him. He also brought us a freezer bag containing coffee cake, and some time after that he brought us a paint roller that was in a freezer bag labeled \u201ccoffee cake.\u201d He was always very proud of the quarry he had captured.\n\nDuring the same time we had a black Lab who would go over to our neighbor\u2019s garden and eat her cucumbers \u2014 but only the burpless variety."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 374,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your favourite part of foreplay?",
    "bestcomment": ["Having someone that wants to be near me"]
  },
  {
    "id": 375,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You get to say the first words ever on Mars, What do you say?",
    "bestcomment": [
      " \"And with peace, man has conquered the god of war\"",
      "Its over earth i have the highground",
      "Wow..the sand gets EVERYWHERE here too....",
      "Is that a USSR flag?",
      "Fuck.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nJust so the event is censored on american daytime tv, and that would be hilarious.",
      "Well, it's better than Detroit",
      "Me:  \"All right boys our words will be remembered for all time.  Try not to cock this up.\"  \n\nCrewman:  \"Sir, you're already standing on the surface and the recording is live.\"  \n\nMe:  \"DINKLEBERG!\"",
      "Maybe the real Mars is the friends we made along the way..",
      "\"...who...who are you? How did you get here?\" just to fuck with them.",
      "\"They should've sent a poet.\""
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 376,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Being depressed leads to a messy home and a messy home makes you depressed, how do you break the cycle?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Next time you tidy something or clean something, record how long it takes you. It might seem daunting to put away some clothes, or sweep the floor, but these tasks often just take 2-3 minutes. The idea of it is usually way worse than actually doing it. So the next time you're procrastinating just think to yourself, \"I just have to deal with it for 2-3 minutes, then it's done and I can relax\".",
      "Put on some music and clean your house and keep it clean",
      "Normally if I do a single chore then it's easy for me to keep going and do more chores.",
      "just make a choice to do the thing \u2122",
      "Ask someone to clean it if you cant do it",
      "My home isn't messy, I don't see a fitting correlation here.",
      "Its not cleaning it thats the problem, its keeping it clean.",
      "I know it\u2019s not for everybody but medication really helped me. There is no shame in medically managing the symptoms of an illness and sometimes doing that helps you to take the positive, productive actions necessary for a better life, like tidying and cleaning. Also, try to break tasks down into small steps rather than getting overwhelmed by the enormity of the situation. On days when I couldn\u2019t get off the sofa I would sort things from the sofa. The key is to just start somewhere instead of putting it off because you don\u2019t know where to start. Achieving small actions and seeing results improves your confidence to build up to the bigger challenges. Focus on progress not perfection. And don\u2019t be afraid to ask for help if there are supportive people in your life who could assist you, sometimes people want to help and are just wondering how so they will be relieved if you reach out. Access all the resources available to you to achieve a better quality of life. You deserve it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 377,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why don't video games have cheat codes any more?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Because they can put it in DLC instead",
      "player.giveitem f 1000000000\n\nrosebud\n\n&#x200B;\n\ngames have the console commands now wich is basicly the same thing",
      "Because they have to milk your ass for every penny they can get when they pump out the same reskinned shit for the 7th year in a row.",
      "You have to program the codes in. Often cheat codes are easter eggs. Also, if you activate a cheat code, the achievement system is disabled. And if you cheat in a game, it reduces its playability. Well sometimes it does. PS2 the warriors had a cheat to unlock 100% game. Why would you play after?\n\nEdit: i guess you can get more replay ability.",
      "Because it would be too easy. Some games do have it (like Witcher 3).",
      "Cheat codes back in the day was usally jjst easter eggs or for playtesting purposes, when it wasn't as easy to just compile a game and run it from qhere yoi wanted to, and had save states and actual real save games, in todays world people just evolved from pressing some random combination of buttons, or typing in a certian password because we moved on from passcodes to saves and from cheatcodes to easter eggs. Also theres the argument that the bottom dollar is most important and everything else is just unnecesary money spent on developers, so they get the cheapest ones they can get and still end up with a \"good\" final product, which is most likely why independent developers like to hide more easter eggs and nods to things like cheat codes, because they can decide whatever they want to go into the game, to go into the game. Instead of the director or someones boss to just tell you what to do.",
      "Because of online gaming",
      "Cheat codes were originally one of the ways developers debugged  their games. It helped to have invincibility so you can check shit out. They dont need them so much anymore",
      "You pay for it. Unlock the cheat.",
      "Debug menus, console commands, certain mods.\n\nBasically, they do. It just depends on the game."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 378,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was the last reddit post of November?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 379,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How eat wife buns?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Mouth.",
      "With a fork!",
      "Grandpa, this isn't Google.",
      "Munch",
      "Slurpy Slurp,munch munchy,flop flop, smack slap, bounce bounce,jiggle wiggle then get jiggy",
      "Firstly make sure she is heavily sedated. Then use a hot knife to caustrate the wound as you remove the buns. They can be cooked in various ways bet a nice oven baked bun always went down well.",
      "I\u2019m callin triple 0",
      "Sorry it's a no.",
      "L\u00efck L\u00efck Sl\u00fcrp Sl\u00fcrp",
      "r/ihadastroke"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 380,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Have you ever met someone who made a (young) kid lose during a game or challenge and actually took pride in it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Just the piece of shit I see in the mirror every morning.",
      "You tubers, me in competitive smash"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 381,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your brother calls you and tells you he just murdered someone, Do you turn him in, If not why (Asking for a friend)?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You have to help him that's what brothers are for",
      "Depends who he killed and why. Killing a drug dealer in self defence is very different from killing a child for sexual pleasure",
      "> asking for a friend\n\nWhat did you do, OP??",
      "no! Blood is thicker than water, and more important than secular laws.",
      "Of course you don't turn him in why would you even have to ask that?",
      "I'd hang up mid-sentence and slap him in person for using an unencrypted line.\n\nThen we can talk about body disposal.",
      "Hell no. I do not turn him in. I tell him to shut up on the phone, go home and leave the phone there. Then behave just as normal as possible and to come see me at my office ASAP. (I am a criminal defense lawyer.)",
      "Snitches get stitches OP. \n\nWhere do you live? (Asking for a friend.)",
      "Hang up, tell no one",
      "Murdered like in wanted to kill someone and then doing it? No question i\u2018d instantly turn him in."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 382,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Historians of Reddit, How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The musical takes alot of liberties. Just saying",
      "I mean, read the Chernow biography the play was based on.",
      "I'm bad at pop culture references.  Is this from Hamilton or Pirates of the Caribbean?",
      "He put a pencil to his temple. \n\nConnected it to his brain.",
      "The 10 dollar founding father without a father? \n\nHe got a lot farther by working a lot harder, being a lot smarter, and being a self-starter."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 383,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the worst thing to be the best at?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "screwing things up",
      "Being a vicitm of rape",
      "Concentration camp design"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 384,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You are given 24 hours to live with invincibly and unlimited money. How do you spend your last day?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I'd be at the bunny ranch clapping hoes cheeks and smoking real good",
      "Finance a large investigation to figure out who stole my laundry basket",
      "I buy time and live forever",
      "buy all of elon\u2019s cybertrucks. it\u2019s never too late",
      "I would do anything I could in order to save it the human race from global threats such as global warming and climate change etc, then I would spend the rest of it with my family and buy them loads of stuff and give em loads of money out of my unlimited fund. Also if I\u2019m invincible then jump in a volcano, why? Idk why not",
      "Gonna go to outer space and do that interstellar shit",
      "i am buying the whole earth and taking all you shit heads with me.",
      "Nuke China.",
      "Revenge",
      "I get into a shit ton of fights then give my friends $10,000,000,000 each."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 385,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who have mysteriously had missing slots of time you couldn\u2019t remember or explain what happened?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I probably drank more than I should",
      "I had a huge panic attack in school and I just blacked out. I don't remember anything that happened but apparently I screamed that I wanna die so like \ud83d\udc4c",
      "Alien surprise butt sex. Machine thing",
      "One involved alcohol. - I blacked out in a town I knew in the early evening, and next thing I remember is waking up 60 miles away, next to a woman I had no memories of. All the woman could say is that we met in a club near to her home!\n\nIn the other 'episode', I had an urge to eat a take away kebab. I remember biting into it, then waking up 5 hours later, some miles away, on a building site. I found out where I was, and somehow thought it was early evening, until I met a gent who told me it was 5.15 in the morning! He also told me I'd been 'speaking in gibberish'! I hadn't had any alcohol, nor had I had any drugs (that I knew about)! Regards. H."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 386,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's something you should know how to do but you still don't?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Live.",
      "How to study",
      "I\u2019m 25 and I\u2019m unwilling to use a pocketknife or box cutter for fear of cutting my fingies",
      "lol im 14 and cant ride a bike",
      "Socializing with strangers",
      "My 4 times tables. Honestly, teaching me math is like trying to teach a cat German, it's a waste of time and I understand nothing."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 387,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your biggest waste of money?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Donating to the church",
      "CS GO knife",
      " pokies & alcohol",
      "My divorce lawyer...$1600 retainer for a divorce I negotiated on my own.  Somehow she managed to justify keeping the lot with a bunch of trumped up services.",
      "Australian secondary education",
      "[removed]"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 388,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you think birds are thinking while flying above us?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"I'm about to shit on this human\"",
      "\u201cWho shall I shit on today?\u201d",
      "I bet I could hit that bastard...",
      "\"Stay on target\" \"stay on target\"",
      "Fuck this dude I'm going to shit in his mouth when he yawns",
      "This dudes gonna be pissed about his hair",
      "\"deploying payload!\"",
      "FUCK THIS RETARD",
      "\"I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird...\"",
      "\"Crow 1 to Pigeon, going to start bombingraid\"\n\n\"Pigeon roger\"\n\n\"Crow 2 here, Eagles at 3 a clock\"\n\n\"Abort mission\""
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 389,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How do you comfort another person or yourself when you have to put a pet down?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Don't be sad your pet is gone, be happy he/she was here.",
      "If they got to go, they got to go.",
      "Acknowledge how difficult it is for them. A lot of people minimise the death of a pet but for some, it's devastating."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 390,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the strangest thing you've ever seen someone store in a bathtub?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Expired mayonnaise",
      "Boxes upon boxes of Coca Cola.",
      "A Turtle.",
      "A plugged in toaster."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 391,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Single people of Reddit, do you really think that being in a relationship is the only way one can be happy, why or why not?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hahahaha NO. That's why I am single. \nTO BE TRULY HAPPY.\nI was in long term relationships from age 14 until age 38. I never stayed single bc I didn't value myself enough. I've kept myself single the last year, and honestly couldn't be happier.  \nI'm dope af. I had forgotten that. It'll take a true equal partner for me to get back into anything serious ever again. \ud83d\ude01",
      "I\u2019ll be fine for now but I don\u2019t wanna become a dirty old man",
      "Of course not. I mean, I can see the benefits, obviously...but I've got way too much work to do on myself before a relationship could even cross my mind. For now, I take my happiness, however fleeting, from the progress I make on becoming the person, son, brother, uncle, and even employee, that I should be.",
      "Absolutely not. Happiness could definitely come from a relationship, but it is not the only way to be happy. It depends on the person, their priorities and upbringing I'd say. I would say a relationship is, for a lot of people, necessary in order to achieve happiness, but not the only factor by far. For me, it is a factor, unfortunately.",
      "No cause I don\u2019t need no one to rely on"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 392,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors that live in developing countries, how is your daily life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Honestly, isn't the worst. The good part of developing nations is that there are really poor people and there are really rich people. If you're in the middle class or amongst the rich, you will most probably have someone that cleans your house, cooks your food for a meagre monthly salary. So all I do is get up, go for work, come back eat food and get high as a kite."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 393,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Hotel staff of Reddit: What are the things we don't know about hotel rooms?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hotel guest here, but in my experience it's usually where to find the light switches.",
      "All the jizz down the shower drain"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 394,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Tips on fighting the cold when shoveling snow?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Pay someone else to do it.",
      "Clothes",
      "Wait until summer",
      "Flamethrower. Works like a charm, every time.",
      "Shovel faster. Not only will it warm you up more, you'll be out of the cold quicker, too.",
      "just spray hot water on the snow"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 395,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's the worst, but popular subreddit?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "ask reddit.",
      "every subreddit",
      "r/trashy is ironically full of trashy people"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 396,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Whats an embarassing thing a person did when you were watching?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My brother was caught watching porn by our strict mother.",
      "I seen this girl in a shop I work it, she was wearing trousers, there was a hole in her trousers in between where the sun doesn't shine. I seen one half of it. I just left it as I didn't know whether it was right to tell a girl to buy new trousers."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 397,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What goes on in your head during a rough flight turbulence?",
    "bestcomment": ["Well I had a good life", "Bye", "fuck"]
  },
  {
    "id": 398,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] With all the cases of prominent celebrities of the past coming to light as being total dirtbags; Who is somebody we might've forgotten or didn't know is also a piece of shit?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "All of those super clean \"new\" late night show hosts.",
      "Salman khan",
      "Richard Simmons from KISS apparently is a massive piece of shit. \n\nAlso apparent Ninja from Die Antword is a child predator.",
      "Every politician that's ever opened their mouth.",
      "Trump",
      "James Corden is apparently a huge [asshole](https://www.chortle.co.uk/punching-ups/2019/05/22/43107/james_corden_did_an_ask_me_anything_session._it_did_not_go_well)",
      "Jim Jefferies, he date-raped a 17 year old and bragged about it"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 399,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Did a celebrity ever wrong number you and how did it went ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Many times. George Bush, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears. You name them, and they've probably called my number on accident"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 400,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the most difficult topics for you to share with your partner?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 401,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How often do you cry? Last reason why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I miss my (ex)best friend",
      "I cry like 10 times a day. Last time was imagining how cool it was for Arnold Schwarzenegger to publically take care of his kid out of wedlock. It was probably hard.",
      "I am an emotional person, so it's easy for me to get carried away by what I'm reading or watching.\n\nLast time I cried\u2014outside of literally chopping onions that is\u2014was last night, when Baby Yoda first appearanced (I only had time to watch The Mandalorian yesterday).",
      "Last time I cried it was because I kicked a lump of grass full force while high. Funny part was it wasn\u2019t grass, it was a rock. Once I realized that it hurt me I kicked it again.",
      "It happens now and then. If I had to give an estimate probably once every couple months. Last time I cried it was the day on September 28th when I cut my hand open . Oddly enough, though, it wasn't till later in the evening when my husband was helping me shower since I couldn't use my hand or get it wet. I started crying because I felt completely defeated. It was a week to the day from our wedding. I still had so much left to do. And there I was.... I couldn't even wash myself.",
      "I'm not much of a crier even when I was a kid, now that I'm older, I still rarely cry over things. \n\nI cried yesterday tho. Because of Frozen 2",
      "I don't because I have no reason to cry when I can't get sad",
      "I cry daily, but usually because of a sad book/movie or tears of joy when I think of something nice",
      "Almost never. I never cried at scenes in movies or videos that people consider sad. I think the least time I cried was from extreme frustration.",
      "Barely ever cry, but last time I did was during the movie Green Mile, shit hits hard man."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 402,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "[Serious] In your opinion, which meme deserves the \u201cMeme of the Decade\u201d award, and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Npc.",
      "My favorite meme of the decade is 30-50 feral hogs. But the Area 51 meme, although it got played out, was such a huge meme that it may deserve consideration."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 403,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors under 16 years old, why did you choose Reddit over any other social media with more kids your age?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Everyones fake and nobody else at my school or my friends use reddit",
      "r/fellowkids",
      "Less obnoxious people.",
      "other kids r stupid",
      "95% of the ppl i know are fake asf",
      "People are constantly posting, and for the memes.",
      "Reddit is much more chill, and also like all these comments are saying;everyone else is super fake. Also drama queens. Fuck drama queens.",
      "Kids!  Please don\u2019t respond to anyone filtering out children. Even if it\u2019s copacetic."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 404,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the main way you show your love?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "By saying \u201cI love you\u201d.",
      "Food.",
      "By keeping my mouth shut."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 405,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who would win in fight between a silver back gorilla and a brown bear and explain why you think they would win?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The gorilla, because obviously, he, is the ultimate, alpha male.",
      "Bear, thanks to tonnage and claws"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 406,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What fictional character could someone say \"Oh yeah, they're my role model!\" about that would make you slowly back away?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Sid- Toy Story",
      "Hannibal Lector.",
      "Jesus",
      "Rick from rick and Morty.",
      "Rick Sanchez, Bojack Horseman, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson or Dexter.",
      "Shou Tucker (that one scientist dad from Full Metal Alchemist)",
      "Iron Man. He is great and all but without the powers he was just an asshole to women."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 407,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Guys: What NSFW question have you always had about women?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "How does orgasm feel like for you?",
      "What does breastfeeding feel like? Does it hurt? Do you enjoy it, hate it?",
      "I'll ask mine! \n\nTo those women who don't like their guys going down on them. Why?\n\nAlso, what does it feel like to get your nipples played with?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 408,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was something you knew as a child that your parents didn't know you knew?",
    "bestcomment": ["They did drugs", "That reality is a prison."]
  },
  {
    "id": 409,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who is your favorite YouTube content creator? Why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Call Me Kevin because he is evil like me",
      "At present?\n\nCGP Grey, SovietWomble, or SirPugger \n\nBut that always changes, previously it was ISP or Philza, before that Firebat or Kripparian, before that Markiplier etc etc.\n\nI've been on YouTube for 8 years now, tastes change",
      "Me, because god damn it if I don't promote myself no-one will!",
      "Currently The Spiffing Brit. Hes so damn casual about some of his content its hilarious, his persona is an absolute win in my book. And shamelessly trying to get sponsored by Yorkshire Tea\u00ae\ufe0f is also a win.",
      "Felix Kjellberg, he make good contents (for me at least)",
      "I've been following Itchyboots! She's motorcycling from Patagonia to Alaska currently!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 410,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is humanity\u2019s biggest mistake ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Nukes",
      "Letting my mom get pregnant with me. I WILL END ALL YOU PUNY HUMANS",
      "Me",
      "humanity itself.",
      "Greed",
      "The creation of cars and it's development. You must to read about cars' influence on our environment and us.",
      "The accurate question would be, 'what is humanity's mitake so far?'",
      "Medicine",
      "Not enough nukes",
      "Trump"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 411,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who work in retail. If there isn\u2019t an item in the shop front and you say \u201cI\u2019ll just go check in the back\u201d... Do you really check?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Depends on if the customer is being an ass.  Usually I\u2019d just hang out in the back for 5 or 10 and apologize for not finding it.",
      "I\u2019ll take a cursory glance and go have a quick break",
      "I will take a break and say sorry, someone else requested it unless if they are nice, I actually look. Not if they are Karen\u2019s and entitled kids looking for their hot wheels track.",
      "I've worked a fair few different retail jobs over the years. It depends on the store and what stock we keep out back. Also depends on whether it's something I already know is definitely out of stock. Generally though, if I know it's out of stock then i would try to tell the customer that so I dont need to waste time. However, if I say I'm going out back to look it's because I'm going out back to look. I'm very happy to actually do my job and help the general public rather than slacking with the shitty mental excuse of \"I'm not paid enough to do this basic task asked of me\". Tbh fuck the lazy retail workers who think it's ok to not even do the bare minimum when asked."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 412,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is something you know you should do but consistently don't?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Go to bed early...",
      "Homework",
      "Manage my day",
      "Floss",
      "Sleep",
      "Exercise, wake up early, eat healthy and concentrate.",
      "Act like an adult",
      "Do my skin care routine.",
      "Cleaning up. Damn it,",
      "How to succeed in the basics."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 413,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Look up. The first object you see besides your phone/someone else\u2019s phone is what you have to use to become famous. You cannot use anything else besides that object and your ideas. What do you do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I guess there's a lot of bad stuff I could do with a lighter.",
      "How am I meant to use works toilet paper to get famous?!",
      "It's a bag of makeup, sweet. I'll start a youtube channel.",
      "My cat. Maybe he could learn some fun tricks?",
      "Bus... Hmm I would use it to rob a bank than sell the bus. Blame it on somebody. Its good to live in a country where corruption makes you the good guy",
      "Strangle prostitutes with my headphones cord",
      "All I see is a bed... I'm scared of what I will become...",
      "Smoke like it will make me famous."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 414,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Why is Cock (Chicken) fighting still legal in some places ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I like that you had to specify that it's chicken, and not the *other* kind of cock lol\n\nAnyway, because people are bored and have nothing productive to do with their lives, especially those in the rural areas where forms of entertainment are pretty limited.",
      "Because people are fucking assholes.",
      "Not enough people think it's a big enough deal to involve lawmakers.",
      "Too many people see animals as mere objects, instead of living and feeling beings. This includes lawmakers, in some places.",
      "Some people love watching cocks slap each other til one is victorious.",
      "Remove the \"(chicken)\" and it'll be more complicated",
      "many people don't give a flying fuck about animal welfare?",
      "Because they don't have a strong and reliable internet connection , so they have to entertain themselves with what they have."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 415,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your best insult?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Cunt.",
      "You wouldn\u2019t be able to pour water out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel.",
      "Frenchfryfucker",
      "Don\u2019t fake the funk on a nasty dunk!",
      "Penis wrinkle. Not the best but one of the funniest.",
      "You\u2019re what would happen if someone gave Picasso a mr.potato head",
      "Did anyone else hear that? Dipshit is talking again.",
      "You should have been a blowjob.\n\nBest part of you crusted on the mattress.\n\nYou're a real overachiever, most people pick either dumb or ugly.",
      "Guess I'm not the only one that acts like a depressed potato from a famine",
      "Go suck your own dick."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 416,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was your story of taking down a seemingly untouchable person?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That one time when I challenged my old boss to a game of chess on a slow work day, I beat that pretentious prick. It was a big deal because it's something he always bragged about. Needless to say he didn't bark in my direction nearly as much for the rest of the time I was there.",
      "So I was in Dallas, on November 22nd, 1963..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 417,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the rudest thing someone has said about you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You will never be a woman",
      "they called me a snowman",
      "That I should just get over my issues because they don't matter and others have it worse",
      "That I fake my three chronic illnesses for attention. I found that pretty rude tbh."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 418,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You create your own Olympic event and it can be only fixed for you to win, what will your event be like?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The \"Do Not Give a Fuck About Things You Should Absolutely Give a Fuck About\" event is about to start.",
      "Sword fighting. I don't mean fencing, I mean like cutlasses and uh falchions.\n\nLike the Emperor Commodus, except I would likely just collect my Gold medal by default.",
      "Who dies last",
      "Hide and seek but you get 5 hours to hide and you can go anywhere in the world",
      "Speed running while also knowing you have 3 projects due in 5 days, but pretending to forget about it.",
      "The Hunger Games (JK) ummm rifle shooting. You can only use a .308 bolt action Winchester hunting rifle with a 4x ACOG scope.",
      "Boat riding on ice. I\u2019ll row row row my way ahead to win this so called \u201cOlympic Event\u201d i created",
      "Going to work and being the most bored",
      "Gay fursuit sex",
      "who can smoke the most weed"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 419,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Guys: What NSFW questions have you always wanted to ask girls?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Wanna fuck?",
      "How does an orgasm feel?",
      "Do girls get sometimes wet randomly like boys getting randomly a boner?",
      "You want fuck",
      "Show me your bobs",
      "Do cunt punts hurt",
      "U giv me teh succ? SUCC!",
      "Why my pee pee yellow?",
      "Once i said to this to our school thots \"How many dicks have y'all sucked?\" and i got sent to the principal"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 420,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who are afraid of an animal, why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Bears. Because they are bears.",
      "Ducks. They pecked up my feet when I was younger, lots of blood. Less of a fear nowadays and more of an annoyance / avoidance",
      "I\u2019m afraid of Dan Salvato. His mocking aura haunts me constantly.",
      "Moose. You don't fuck with a moose....",
      "Every animal with an exoskeleton.\nCause they are creepy"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 421,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you could be any letter in the alphabet what would it B and Y?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I, because I am me.",
      "O I C... I B W, K?",
      "I would be U ;)",
      "I would be F, because FU-",
      "Im confused",
      "I would be the letter t. So that if someone asked me something like do you want some t? It would sound like do you Want some tea? Or Mabie it\u2019s tee. Who knows",
      "If U could B NE letter in D alphabet what would it B N Y?\n\nFTFY"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 422,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What double standard annoys you the most?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The confusion men are taught about consent. Society and women in particular make it very difficult to understand sometimes, but if you get it wrong, people will line up to lynch you.",
      "This is mostly a gripe with Reddit, buuuuut....\n\nTell a story about a crazy ex, everyone believes you. Tell a story about some creepy dude, everyone believes you.\n\nTell a story about how a girl had you wrapped around her finger and exploited your time, attention, and money and maybe she would\u2019ve liked you if you weren\u2019t such a pathetic neckbeard",
      "When Dan Salvato draws a picture of an anime girl being hanged it\u2019s \u201can emotional scene in a video game\u201d and \u201ca deep reflection on mental health issues\u201d but when I draw a picture of Dan Salvato being hanged it\u2019s \u201cinappropriate\u201d and \u201ca death threat\u201d.",
      "Your Political party is evil for doing a thing but it\u2019s a conspiracy when my political party does the same thing.",
      "you cant hit a baby",
      "When a guy cuts off a girl in conversation and nobody blinks an eye, whereas a girl who cuts a guy off is told to let him speak. \n\nA guy always being believed, whereas girls need evidence. \n\nWhite people talking about reverse racism as if it\u2019s a thing that matters (it\u2019s not institutionalised, it\u2019s not a problem - and I\u2019m white before people start going off). \n\nRich politicians going on about the value of hard work to get to where they are, whereas people born into poverty are scum who don\u2019t work hard enough. \n\nHonestly, the list goes on."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 423,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the best gift you can get a older (70s) relative for Christmas?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Going by what my grandmother actually asks for, adult colouring books, puzzles, puzzle books.",
      "Cocaine",
      "Those calendars you can personalize with family pics and special dates like birthdays, as are personalized mugs, or reusable totes bags  seem to be appreciated by our older relatives.",
      "Depends........ What do they like?",
      "Sex",
      "fancy chocolate.",
      "A model train set",
      "Usually I just give my grandma a hug and that's enough for her",
      "Happy cake Day",
      "Same as any age, money"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 424,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What role does shame play in your life, and if you're willing, what is a powerful moment involving shame in your life?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It doesn't. It annoys me more than anything else when people try to shame me.",
      "Seeing the disappointment I saw on faces around me. The feeling that someone held you high and you yourself drop their standards of you far beneath they ever thought possible is heart breaking",
      "I refuse to feel shame for something I willingly chose to do, so I despise when people try to shame me for mistakes or for having a different opinion/way of doing things",
      "Unfortunately shame is a common part of my life. It gives me serious social anxiety and I fall into depressive phases because of it. I\u2019ve had nights where I barely sleep because all I can think of is humiliating things I\u2019ve done, better choices I could have made, and how I\u2019ve effected the people around me",
      "Shame absolutely affected my development as a kid. In third grade, during art class, I challenged a kid to a fight at recess, because he'd blabbed to the everyone that I liked a girl. Obviously that was a stupid thing to do. For some reason I thought that's simply what had to be done in that situation, even though I felt no real malice towards the kid, and I'd never actually fought anyone.\n\nThe art teacher was a young, headstrong woman in her first year of teaching. She decided an example had to be made of me. Queue dragging me to the front of the class, and painting me not only as a bully, but as the reason that public school becomes a terrible experience for other kids. I had already been crying by the time she had finished dragging me, and she ignored all of my blubbering apologies.\n\nWho knows, maybe she did good work and kept me from becoming some major douche-canoe. After that encounter, though, I was a ghost through high school. A teacher wouldn't get two words out of me unless they said it was okay to speak.",
      "It's a regularish little flame that now doesn't last more than a couple of days (usually in hypomanic crashes, because 1) while depressed I don't do anything so the only thing it's possible to be ashamed about is not doing things due to a medical issue, which isn't something that bothers me and 2) when fully hypomanic I'm not sure it's possible for me to feel shame).\n\nThe last stages of hypomania are usually the point where it seems really sensible to  go out and party extremely hard, possibly because something in my head recognises the \"fun\" times are coming to an end. Turns out dodgy brain chemistry plus intoxicants is a good way to do something mildly horrifying.\n\nHowever, as with anything, repetition makes shame easier to move past and frankly slightly boring. It would take something dramatically awful for me to have prolonged feelings of shame now."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 425,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's your favourite building you've been to?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Macy's Fulfillment Center. It has this amazing sorting machine that looks like it's out of a science fiction movie.",
      "I liked the cathedral in Durham",
      "Loretto Chapel. Those stairs are incredible.",
      "My house",
      "the One World Trade Center in New York City. i didn't actually go inside the building but by god i wanted to. on clear/partly cloudy days, the windows reflect the sky and it's so pretty. i took a picture of it from the memorial fountains and it was so beautiful that i had it as my lock screen for a long time.",
      "Top of the local church tower, every summer it's open to the public, sometimes i am put on watch, where i tell people about the vieuw, the history of the  tower, and congratulate them on making it up the stairs, it's a really awesome summer job.",
      "Personally, St. Paul Outside the Walls' Basilica in Rome. I feel so minute inside, and the grand arch and baldachin are precious. The garden besides the Narthex is also quite picturesque as the palm trees create such a stark contrast with the purity of the architecture."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 426,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You\u2019ve started dating someone and have a movie night where you show them one of your favorite movies, but they don\u2019t laugh at a single thing during the movie. This causes you to reconsider the relationship and dump them the next day. What movie was it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Probably Princess Bride",
      "Blazing Saddles",
      "Schindler's List",
      "The original \"Dumb and Dumber.\"",
      "Caddyshack, Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kung Fu Hustle..\n\nAnd the entire Cornetto trilogy.",
      "Tropic Thunder. Specifically, the scene where Ben Stiller throws a toddler off a bridge.\n\nIf they don't laugh at that, it's the beginning of the end",
      "Robin Hood Men In Tights",
      "Scott Pilgrim Vs The World",
      "Stardust. I consider divorce whenever my husband says \u201cwhy are you watching this stupid movie\u201d.",
      "Groundhog Day."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 427,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "In states where weed is legal, is smoking in a car considered an \u201cOpen Container\u201d offence?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It would be considered DUI",
      "We\u2019re told to treat it the same as alcohol. Keep it in the trunk and all that.",
      "In CO, it is not. And you don't automatically get a DUI (it's a DUID anyway) unless you have more THC in your system than legally allowed."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 428,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Athletes of Reddit, especially Olympians why do you bite your medals?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "To know the taste of a victory",
      "Gold is soft. \n\nBack in the day, in order to ensure that a gold coin wasn't a silver coin plated in gold, people would bite the coin to see if it gives. If they could feel it bending, they could be fairly sure the gold coin was real.",
      "You might get lucky and have a chocolate one.",
      "hunger",
      "to show that its real",
      "Cromch",
      "[deleted]",
      "yummy metal",
      "Do you think athletes who have been in the Olympics are gonna bother or even see your post"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 429,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Have you ever had something important in one hand and something worthless in the other and walk over to a garbage can and throw the important thing in? What\u2019s your scariest/most embarrassing case of this happening?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "School ID cards rather than lunch trays. This always hurts so much on the inside, and it hurts on the wallet too.",
      "Baby in the diaper genie.",
      "Not exactly that scenario because it wasn\u2019t anything valuable but when I was in elementary school I always took cold lunch and we had this big pot for students to pour their milk into if they didn\u2019t finish it. I threw half a hot dog in there and then fished it out with my hands",
      "Not quite the same but i once had a bottle full of dip spit (chewing tobacco) in one hand and gatorade in the other...well I squeezed the wrong one into my mouth and it coated the back of my throat...it was a unpleasant experience",
      "Car keys. For a fleet vehicle. I looked for them, asked around for them, nothing. Towards the end of the day I rolled a pen off the counter, & it fell in the trash. Right next to the friggin keys.",
      "I threw away my engagement ring after washing dishes (since I had taken it off for dishes) when I was trying to throw away some garbage in the kitchen after finishing washing everything.\n\nLuckily it was my own garbage can so I could easily grab it from the top. Still a scary moment.",
      "I mean it happens a lot in labs. You centrifuge something worth a couple of thousand bux, you have a balancing empty tube. Sometimes you throw the actual tube by mistake when you're done, but you always snatch it right back so you don't destroy your career.",
      "It happened a couple years ago. Was heading to the office in a hurry, with my wallet in one hand, and an apple in the other. Came across a dumpster, and threw my wallet in, instead of the apple core(I was on the phone). Realized that after about a walk of two minutes, headed back to the dumpster to retrieve my wallet. The dumpster was full by the time I came back, apparently, the local garbage collector had just dumped his entire load into the bin. It was really embarrassing to ask for his help to get my wallet back.",
      "r/oopsotherhand",
      "I have many times had horrific day dreams of doing this with my car keys. Or my wallet. I\u2019ll say that I\u2019ve never actually done it, even though it\u2019s a serious fear of mine!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 430,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Are you the type of person who squeezes a tube of toothpaste neatly or messily?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I put the toothpaste in my mouth first then brush it",
      "I start off very neatly, but get increasingly messy as the tube progresses.\n\nMuch like many other things in life.",
      "Messy. Then when it starts to run out at the top, i neatly squeeze some up  to the top, and messily squeeze it out again",
      "Neatly",
      "Neatly, I'm not an animal."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 431,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Although unfathomably large, how do we know Pi is infinite?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "There are multiple ways to prove that PI is irrational:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_that_%CF%80_is_irrational",
      "Pi is roughly about 3. That's far from infinite.",
      "Listen, pi isn't unfathomably *large*, it's unfathomably hard to definitively write out because it does not have a known ending to it's decimal places.  \n\n3.15 is larger than Pi. McDonald's charges less than that for a coffee and a muffin.",
      "we dont",
      "Because it can't be expressed in fractions",
      "if you express it in base pi, it has a compact representation...\n\nAs others state, it can't be expressed in fractions, so it is not a rational. It is not algebraic (so not constructible by combinations of rationals and roots). It is transcendental (which is probably the expressing exactly the same thing) - and you can find proofs of this on the internet. \n\nIf it only had a set number of digits n after the decimal point, and then ended, that would mean that it would be a rational with divisor 10^n",
      "We do, u can find mathmatical proofs for it online",
      "Basically number theory.\nAnd it's not infinite, it just can't be dumbed down to fractions or decimals",
      "Pi is simply a ratio between a perfect circles circumference and diameter. We know the measurements of many circles, and can mathematically induct a proof stating that ratio is always the same.",
      "How do we know infinite is infinite? How do we know it even exists, if it\u2019s infinite? Is that a paradox? Oh no"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 432,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the most common fact that's not true?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "That you can catch a cold/flu from going out in the cold weather. The cold/flu is a virus. You get it from people. Probably from shitty heated rooms with the same stuffy air that everyone has been breathing all day being warmed up and then fanned back into the crowd. Nobody is out there being infected by tainted snowflakes. Maybe if you don't wrap yourself up properly you might get hyperthermia or frostbite but those aren't viruses. Going into the cold will not make you sick. If you're immune system is low (and being cold can lower your immune response) then when that shitty fuck who decided to hack and cough his way to work without a mask to infect everyone on the bus and his workplace coughs in your face then you'll get a cold/flu. It wasn't the cold weather that gave you the virus, it was your proximity to the sick dude that was reduced because you were all huddling for warmth next to the damn heater. That's correlation, not causation.",
      "Instagram is better than Reddit..not true",
      "\u201con average, people swallow 8 spiders a year\u201d \n\nthis fact was made up and circulated to display how misinformation spreads",
      "That 63% of all facts are made up on the spot",
      "If it\u2019s not true, then it\u2019s not a fact.",
      "That women earn 77c for every dollar a man earns for doing the same job. AKA The wage gap myth.",
      "That Reddit is spelled with 2 d\u2019s",
      "Iodine doesn\u2019t sublimate because it can melt.\n\nThe jolly rancher story, \n\nFat is bad for you.\n\nThe earth orbits the sun. (alright, listen. It doesn\u2019t orbit the sun, it orbits the center of the solar system\u2019s  mass. It just so happens that the sun is most of it.)",
      "that vending machines kill more people than sharks do yearly. to whoever made that up, just because they are a slightly more common way to die still doesn't mean it's common, nor you should be scared of them lmao.",
      "Carrots are good for your eyes. WW2 propaganda"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 433,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is your morning routine?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "1. Wake up\n\n2. GRBRHSHDDUSIDIDIDKLLLL MAKE UP",
      "Take a dump\nWake up\nGet dressed\nMake breakfast\nStart shower\nEat breakfast\nFinish shower\nGo home\n\nAnd that\u2019s why I\u2019m banned from Waffle House.",
      "Waking up",
      "Brush my teeth and eat breakfast.",
      "Get up. Brush my teeth. Get dressed. Sacrifice 10 virgins for the devil. Have breakfast. Leave house",
      "Wake up, get dressed, brush my teeth, get in my truck, go to a convenience store, by an energy drink and butter biscuit, drive to school, sit in truck and eat the biscuit",
      "go back to sleep because I'm too tired and the only thing i can think of.is \"turn off loud noise, get proper sleep now\"",
      "Opening my eyes only to shut it again and go back sleep",
      "Hit the snooze button.\n\nAgain.\n\nAgain.\n\nI've only hit it once so far I'm good.\n\n\"Fuck.\"\n\nShave fast while putting on deodorant at the same time.\n\nDid I shower?\n\nShower.\n\nPut on deodorant I just washed off.\n\nRun downstairs.\n\n\"Fuck.\"\n\nRun upstairs.\n\nBrush my teeth.\n\nRun downstairs.\n\nMake coffee.\n\nFeed cats.\n\nPut together lunch.\n\nRemind cats they've been fed.\n\nPack backpack with lunch and breakfast.\n\nNo cats I already fed you.\n\nRun out door.\n\n\"Fuck.\"\n\nRun into house.\n\nGrab car keys.\n\nCats you're not getting any more food until food and you literally have dry food to eat in the meantime what are you even complaining about.\n\nRun out door."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 434,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you had to choose a theme song for all of humanity, what would be the song?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Imperial march",
      "Circus music",
      "Megalovania",
      "Stayin' Alive",
      "\u2018We Were Told We Were Fire\u2019 by MajorVoice",
      "Yakety Sax",
      "People equal shit by Richard Cheese",
      "Just give me a reason",
      "Mad world.",
      "Pets by Porno for Pyros"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 435,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are the benefits of a throwaway account?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Confessing to get something off your chest and test a reaction of anyone else.\n\nTrolling because bored.\n\nSharing a story that could get you in trouble even if you're the victim or not the bad guy.",
      "Trolling",
      "I wouldn't know; the account i'm writing from was designed to be public and overall Family Friendly/Safe For Work.",
      "Well,this account is exactly that. On my main account I can be tracked by friends that know my nickname in games and such so I usually dont comment to nothing because I dont like my info about anything to be public for people that can use it to hurt me. I dont like being hurt :) . So I just made another account and Im answering to a lot of stuff that otherwise I wouldnt. Im even planning on sharing a story that marked me for life.",
      "You can throw it away",
      "The FBI can get a faulty lead"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 436,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Non-UK citizens of Reddit, what is your opinion on Brexit? Should we stay or should we go?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Well, if you go there will be trouble.\n\nBut if you stay it will be double...",
      "You need to choose: all in, or all out. Either join the EU and adopt the Euro, or drop out entirely and be fully independent. The indecisiveness and uncertainty is bad for everyone, and everyone's economies.\n\nPersonally I would stay in the EU, it was formed as a political zone to prevent further warfare among the member nations...and it's certainly done that.",
      "troubles 2: electric boogaloo",
      "To me it's like if a doctor decided to go out on the street and interview random people about if I should have surgery. They have no clue and yet they will have an opinion. When huge complex issues arise you should study the issue and experts should advise on how to move forward. When you have no idea it's easy to be manipulated and lied to, should not have been voted on",
      "I don\u2019t understand it. Y\u2019all voted on that in summer of 2016 but you\u2019re still talking about it?",
      "I\u2019m torn. On the one hand you should stay because it\u2019s the sensible thing to do. \n\nOn the other, if you leave it could lead to the reunification of Ireland, Scottish independence, and a collapse of the United Kingdom that could trigger an economic collapse as well as the widespread rejection of reactionary nationalism. \n\n\u201cHope lies in the rubble of empires\u201d and while the UK has been an empire in decline for a couple decades now, I feel like Brexit will just finish what\u2019s left.",
      "Whatever y'all do just fucking do it and stop stalling.",
      "Oh god now you got that song stuck in my head",
      "It's not at all obvious if the UK would be better off outside the EU, and it would be a ton of work and uncertainty to leave. So staying seems more reasonable. IMO, it's a massive distraction from other bigger issues.",
      "OP:\n\n>\\*electric guitar riff\\*  \n>  \n>should i stay or should i go   \n>  \n>\\*electric guitar riff\\*\n\nIn my humble opinion, after studying the UK in my comparative governments class, Brexit is a mistake. People were uneducated back in the original referendum and I feel like now public opinion has shifted? People who still want to leave are just stubborn and don't want to admit they're wrong. There will literally never be a consensus that everyone will agree on though about the deal. But people don't understand just how big of an impact no deal would have."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 437,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "You have the power to cure and erase either depression or cancer from this world. What will be your choice?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Depression.  Everytime.",
      "Depression, definitely",
      "Don't know what the stats are but I'm pretty sure there's a load more suicides from depression than deaths from cancer. Both would be the best choice.",
      "Cancer!",
      "Depression. If no-one was depressed anymore society would advance so much further, scientists who may have been on the verge of breakthroughs but couldn't finish their work would be able to, writers who had ideas for books better than any that've been read before but couldn't write them would be able to\n\nPlus if depression was cured it's likely that cancer would be able to be cured much sooner",
      "Depression, because people will be more motivated and become scientists one day and maybe they\u2019ll help the people with cancer",
      "We could treat most depression with psilocybin therapy and we could prevent most cancer with well formulated plant-based diets *(yes, chud)*. But depression is more rampant than cancer per capita population so I'd go with that.",
      "Cancer",
      "Depression I'm sure cancer wlill be cured one day",
      "Depression causes cancer"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 438,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If mankind was given the option to be able to grow an extra arm, what would be the ideal place to grow it and how would it benefit the person?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Maybe behind the back. Or lower back, like some sort of tail.",
      "I\u2019d say in the middle of the chest to help support the other two and to keep them from weakening over time.",
      "Inside.",
      "an extra arm in the ideal place for a wank",
      "On your chin",
      "Inside me like a xenomorph so I can just pop my mouth open and grab something while my hands are busy",
      "I don't get the question. We men already have a third arm and at a great place as well.",
      "On my forehead. No benefit. Just because",
      "It would have to be out of your tailbone simply cuz your anatomy is already pretty set up to have an appendage there. People overlook all the other musculature you would need to have a properly function appendage tacked on. Like say if you had one where angels tend to have a wing you\u2019d need an extra pec and some other stuff on that side. \nI had a biology nerd fried. Who ruined almost all mythological critters\u2019 anatomy for me. It\u2019s been a hot minute since we\u2019ve been friends so I my memory is a bit fuzzy",
      "Only women should get it and it would be after she has a baby and under her dominant arm.   Would be really helpful."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 439,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Your headphones just unplugged, what song is blasting out loud right now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "My phone stops playing sound when the headphones are removed",
      "a7x welcome to the family.\n\ni hate this song. >:{",
      "Random rock music",
      "November",
      "Hold on I'm coming by Sam and Dave",
      "Nsp Mansion Party",
      "Nothing. I only put them on to hive people the impression that I can't hear them.",
      "Ballin by Mustard",
      "Snare by Cosmo\u2019s Midnight",
      "Journey's worlds a apart"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 440,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would be a good flag design for the Moon?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "The moon already has a flag",
      "Just a white sheet because any colour won't last anyway.",
      "[Da Moon Rulz #1](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/f/f1/Mooninites.png/revision/latest?cb=20110312181508)",
      "Slightly greyish white on the bottom and pitch black on the top, with no stars",
      "Like Japan but it's navy and white."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 441,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are you going to do to make sure today is a good day?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Not drink alcohol and not smoke or inject Heroin.",
      "Sleep well.",
      "Go to the cinema",
      "call the bank to get my money back into my account. it went into someone else's somehow.",
      "The day is finished here already"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 442,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do unhappy people have in common?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Being happy\u2019nt",
      "The lack of happiness.",
      "They are unhappy.",
      "We all have reddit accounts",
      "Big ears \ud83d\udc42 to hear all the bullshit with \ud83d\ude24",
      "The big sad",
      "Sadness.",
      "They are unhappy",
      "Each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.",
      "Memes probably"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 443,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Reddit, what are you doing to improve humanity?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I lost hope long ago",
      "Not breeding",
      "Trolling",
      "Minimalism and effeciency."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 444,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the closest thing to real magic?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Technologie:\n\n* To be able to talk \"face to face\" with those you love although you are 9000 miles away\n* To save your photos on the \"cloud\" or even in a usb-stick",
      "Chemistry",
      "Drugs",
      "Technology. If you were to tell people 100 years ago that one day almost everyone I  the world will have a hand held device that can look up anything and everything publicly known to mankind at the touch of a button, and they use it to lol up pictures of women arguing with cats, they'd think you were a nutter",
      "Science",
      "The moonwalk",
      "Almost-real magic",
      "Chemical reactions.",
      "SCIENCE!",
      "String theory"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 445,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Wonen of reddit, how can a guy get you to approach them?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"By spelling the question correctly\" incoming",
      "\u201cWonen\u201d",
      "By being completely respectful and gentlemanly",
      "What is a wonen? Never heard of that."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 446,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Mall workers of reddit, in which store do most of the \u201cincidents\u201d take place?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Hot topic workers always have stories about poop in the dressing room",
      "a store called: \"f\u00f8tex\" you don't wanna know..."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 447,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who is/was your worst teacher and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Mr White, child hating/bashing bastard.",
      "Business Mathematics teacher. Told me if I don't understand something I need to look over the notes again. I didn't understand the notes and you know what she told me? Look over it again.",
      "My 6th grade English teacher. I use to sit with a boy. We weren't friends but i used to sit with him to help him with his work bc he was kinda slow. And she thought we were together, and that it was not something to do in 6th grade. She used to scold me whenever i sat with him. She used to make a show of telling other teachers in front of me. She once yelled at me for not having a good type in boys and then said, maybe after all we were okay for eachother bc we're both blind ( we both wear glasses). I got bullied because of her.",
      "Mr Williams. I struggled in math and was a shy kid who was afraid to ask for help. I asked for help multiple times and he (condescendingly) told me I needed to have a go first. He also said he couldn't fail me if I at least tried... \nLong story short, I tried and he failed me. \nI ended up dropping his class, and even now as an adult I feel sick asking for help with anything."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 448,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "(Serious) What historical figure is your favorite to read about and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Wojtek because it\u2019s a literal bear in WW2 fighting for Poland (Where I\u2019m from)",
      "Ghenghis Khan, the dude was an animal who just kept pushing the limit. Not even in gruesome ways at times; one moment he is strangling his brother, the next he is allowing everyone to practice whatever religion they wish, then he's setting landspeed records with his army, then he's building a tree that supposedly had four different fountains of various alcohols freely flowing from them to show his dominance over the world...I could go on and on.",
      "Jack Churchill, the guy that fought in WWII with a longbow and a Scottish claymore and also played bagpipes. He also managed to escape a german POW camp.\nThe man was so cool to read about.",
      "[Cassius Clay](https://youtu.be/H5Ab7WLDA2Y)  was a crazy mix of Righteousness and badassery."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 449,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "dear introverts, what moments when you got out of your comfort zone that you are truely proud of?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Boy have I got a story for you : \n\nThere was this girl I was interested in named Marvel. I knew she played soccer which would technically make her \"captain marvel\" which also correlates to the movie. \n\nIt's a triple entendre, a joke and a great first impression. Or so I thought. I went up to her with all the confidence in the world knowing for sure that the line I was about to say was simply too good to fail I said \"hello, Captain Marvel, is it ?\" She looked at me weird and said : no, just marvel. I tried to play it off and failed miserably and scrambled into an awkward walk-away...\n\nI still haven't recovered, this fucking hurts, I only realized how terrible of a line it was when I said it.",
      "I went to a bar once. Nobody dragged me there, I just went there myself. I didn't drink. Nor did I enjoy myself. But I'm proud I went. 6/10 would go again \ud83d\ude42",
      "You are confusing introversion with social anxiety.",
      "When I travelled overseas for the first time with a group from local schools with no one I was not very close with. Previously I struggled to even go to school camps, but I decided to push myself because it was likely going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity being from a small country town. I nearly chickened out before getting on the plane, and I struggled with my health while over there from being so stressed and anxious, but god I am glad I did it. I\u2019m proud of myself for pushing through the fear and anxiety.",
      "making a short speech to about 300 nurses",
      "I made one extroverted friend and I might get a girlfriend sometime next year I'll keep you posted"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 450,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Writers, what's the furthest you've gotten into a story before realizing \"This isn't going to work\"?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When I saw myself repeating that one cool line that initially gave me the premise without any actual material to lead into it.",
      "It's hard to tell, because most of the time I'll have that moment at least five times before I finsh the manuscript. I found that, especially if you've got a half-finished first draft already, it's best to just push through. If it's crap, I'll throw it out after a month of distance from the stuff. But while I'm writing, I know that I can't really tell if the material is any good."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 451,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Like toothpaste is used on zits, what normal products do you use abnormally?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Nitrile glove fingers as caps for my soda bottles that lost theirs",
      "Cola to clean silver jewelry",
      "Super glue is great for severe Athletes Foot! Stick your toes together before bed, then put socks on. - It doesn't completely fuse the toes, because of sweat. Next day, peel it off, and all the crud and bad skin peels away, leaving lovely (sore) but clean new skin! Regards. H."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 452,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "(Serious) LGBT people of Reddit, how are you treated where you live? Are you treated generally well or do you face animosity most days?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It's never brought up unless with other LGBT members, or when someone asks \"got a boyfriend yet?\". That question is really annoying because no matter how many times I explain my sexuality no one in my family takes it seriously.",
      "I\u2019m treated pretty well, but I also live in a social bubble by choice. Most of my friends are queer, I work for a highly rated HRC equality company, and I\u2019m super active in my lgbt community. I think younger kids who have less say in where they go/what they do/who they\u2019re around have it tougher. I get to choose to surround myself with supportive, loving people.",
      "I live in the states, and while lesbians are definitely better recieved than overall gays, I still keep my sexuality on the down low. As far as anyone else need know, my room and I are just really good friends.",
      "I'm in Texas, and am treated well enough. Definitely had discrimination and some negative experiences but nothing I fear for my safety with, at least since becoming an adult.",
      "Never brought it up. Been treated okay.",
      "They're treated shitty, i never came out because...there's no reason to i guess, wouldn't change much anyway, but the country has a big problem with lgbt"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 453,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's something you've always wanted to ask?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "How do weather ppl know if its gonna rain a week from now makes no sense",
      "What does death feel like",
      "Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?",
      "\"would you like to go out with me sometime?\"",
      "I hate to get political. But why the fuck is bubble wrap so nice?",
      "What is it like to be loved?",
      "How people can be so fucking rude, bad, unethical to one another and feel like they are right to do so.",
      "Why are you gae?"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 454,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If someone has the power to immediately kill an opponent and the opponent has the power of immortality, who will win?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "You literally just made a paradox",
      "The immortal. He does not have the ability to be killed, so the ability to instant kill won\u2019t activate on him. It would be like if the person tried to \u201ckill\u201d a rock, it won\u2019t work because a rock can\u2019t \u201cdie\u201d",
      "Me, its just like the unstoppable force meets unmovable object paradox. The whole universe would implode and i would be the only survivor. How do i know? Because i said so",
      "You've got two options.\n\nEither it's the protagonist, or whichever one the author wants to win.",
      "Language philosophers."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 455,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you became immortal and could time travel, what battle/war would you join, which side and why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Japs, WW2, because why not",
      "None of them. The butterfly effect dictates that any small change could cause a time paradox event. Like if someone were to kill Hitler? That could actually cause an even worse future.",
      "Rhodesian bush war, this Rhodesian would never die",
      "War of independance. The redcoats are coming.",
      "World war 1, then just dance across no mans land, and confuse both sides as to why this one immortal dancing fucko isn't mowed down by the machine guns."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 456,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you do to relieve anxiety?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Talk to friends",
      "Exercise of some sort. I know, wanky response, but it totally works.",
      "I get high. It's the only thing that beats it back",
      "Sleep",
      "Get a therapist don't afraid of them there someone to talk to freely with no consequence. Also learn to to use anxiety as a strength you can understand what that feels like and prepare people for certain situations",
      "stick my head in the sand. basically, whatever is causing me to be anxious, i block it out. if it's somewhere i have to be, i don't go. i know it's bad and it's wrong, but i can't help it.",
      "Listen to music",
      "For me, going to see my psychiatrist and talkin bout shit does not help. I downloaded this \u201cCalm\u201d app on my iphone and IT HELPS in so many ways; helps with my sleep, with my anxiety, with how my emotions are, with stressful situations! I cant sleep without it! #Notsponsored",
      "I do everything I can to distract myself usually listening to music and singing, rapping or beatboxing along.",
      "Exercise, ride my bike, do something physical and requiring concentration."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 457,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What were your worries for growing up? How did they turn out?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I was never worried about growing up.  As a child, I was more worried that the oil radiator in my bedroom would spontaneously combust and send the house up in flames.  It didn't, so that turned out alright and so did I.",
      "I'm 13 but I'm 6 foot tall aoarrently I'm going to be 7 foot 5 when I'm older my worries are that I might have a shorter life than most people because of my height I'm still growing please give me some explanation for if I'm right or wrong",
      "I was worried about life being too short. Turns out every passing year feels shorter. Life is short.",
      "I didn't want to grow up. Still don't. :)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 458,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are good and funny things to make an elf on the shelf do?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Make him hang himself.",
      "B U R N. Or put a knife with fake blood on it next to the elf with fake blood on one of it\u2019s hands and part of the torso.",
      "Shitting in the litter box",
      "Maybe having a snowball fight with a stuffed animal? You could use tissues or toilet paper to make the snowballs"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 459,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the best thing you've ever won?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Her father\u2019s respect",
      "$50",
      "The first ever cross country man of heart award at my school. Got it during my freshman year. It was really exciting as the reason the reward was made was because I was there"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 460,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How does one develop a personal leadership style?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Never tell anyone to do something. Always ask. Use humour. Keep them laughing. If something goes wrong hold your hands up and accept responsibility. We all succeed together. We all fail together.",
      "Know how to do your job well. Also be able to give directives with enthusiasm as you lead by example",
      "By leading, LBE, lead by example. Show your team you care and you are still a team member, not their boss."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 461,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Redditors who have gotten way too high before an important event, what happened?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I had to give a maid of honor speech that I didn't know about and I was high AS HELL. The wedding was in California, how could I not?\nSo, they hand me this microphone attached to a karaoke machine. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to speak at the right level, so I set it down and just projected my voice.\nI'm a professional chef. Yelling is in my nature. \nAnyways, the second I started the room fell silent. All eyes on me. I was SO LOUD that the children were even transfixed. \nApparently, I gave a great speech.",
      "Dentist indirectly made fun of me by not telling me directly that he knew but cracking jokes about weed to the dental hygienist right in front of me\n\nI just wanted to get high so I could relax and forget about getting my teeth drilled but it had the opposite effect:/",
      "I ended up going to my local vape shop and picking up a small pen for vaping thc carts. I tested it out in the car and am used to smoking actual flower so since I didn\u2019t feel the need to cough I didn\u2019t think anything of it, hit the pen like 7 times and thought the vapor was cool, until I had to go into target and try to grocery shop. I forgot all the things I needed and ended up walking out with a bunch of snacks and then remembered I was also supposed to work that day in like two hours, plus I had to train another hire that night.\nSafe to say I was the chillest trainer that night and wasn\u2019t even mad when the kid fucked up",
      "I crushed it. \n\nWeed. The Smart Choice.",
      "Sister in laws wedding weekend. She was having a welcome party friday night separate from the rehearsal dinner, and it slipped my mind so I went and got ripped with my neighbor after work. My wife noticed immediately and got pissed about me doing this right before an important event. Luckily it was in an outdoor bar with bad lighting. Got seated with her family of course, who are all kind of straight, and I was paranoid as hell because it looked like I had just spent the day in an over chlorinated pool. They of course were asking me the normal questions (about work, how we liked where we lived etc.) I just kept going to the bar and smashing vodka redbulls secretly to get my energy up and loosen me. Had like 6 then I felt good. Wound up being a great night, just didnt start that way.",
      "I did acid before my graduation. My parents never found out, basically I have no idea what was said the entire time and luckily had some nice guy helping me get on stage for hand shaking part. Unsure if I told him if I was tripping or not lol. I was coming down when the ceremony began, but shit. My friend was too convincing and wanted to celebrate with me.",
      "This is a funny story for me.\nSo, I\u2019ve been a fairly engaged activist since I was 17 and self-advocated a lot for myself as an LGBT+ student in the south. I was really passionate about it and just tried to help this nonprofit I went to support group meetings at as much as possible. Eventually I became a board member for them.\n\nHowever, at 17 I was a huggggee stoner. I\u2019m talking multiple times a day, consistently high stoner. \n\nI was asked to speak at the steps of the state capitol for a Pride event one day.  About five minutes before we got there, my friend and I smoked a huge blunt. I was high as fuck. \n\nWe had to walk past anti-gay protestors to get to the podium, but by the time it was time for me to speak all nerves I had about being in front of a huge crowd had disappeared. According to everyone that saw me, I did really well! It was engaging, serious, and uplifting. Do I remember what I said? Not really. Would I have prepared better now? Probably. But it\u2019s still a crowning achievement in my career lol.",
      "I agreed to be part of the strata council\n\nThen at the first meeting I agreed to be president of the strata council despite having zero experience in it\n\nDont go to AGMs, kids",
      "I used to show up to high school high as fuck everyday, but luckily nothing ever happened, except that i was always paranoid as fuck, like everyone knew, which looking back on it now I'm sure they did!",
      "Worked at an Australian themed bar in the UK for a while. Smoked a bong with a friend 2 hours before my shift. I never smoked bongs but for some reason I just went for it. \n\nGot to work high as fuck and the first customer I had at my bar just said \u2018you\u2019re high as fuck aren\u2019t you?\u2019 It must have been real obvious. I was paranoid as hell."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 462,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What was the rarest thing you saw in real life ,not on pictures?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Saw a bald eagle dip into the river and catch a giant fish and fly off",
      "I saw one of my cats walk on his hind legs once and No One Believes Me",
      "A cab with the license plate \u201cFRESH\u201d",
      "An albino spider.",
      "Out in the west desert in Utah by Douglas Proving Grounds and it was night time for a bachelor party. Saw this white dot getting bigger in the sky coming towards me. Still super far away but it was getting bigger. Then it \u201cexploded\u201d if that\u2019s the right word, a huge bright light turned into an egg shape and bright blue. Then disappeared. Only 3 of the guys I was with saw it. The rest were in the tent setting cots up.",
      "I found this very furry white caterpillar with thick white antennas and I don't remember it having eyes.\n\nIt did not have spiky fur, it had like fluffy white fur.\n\nI have never, ever, been able to find a picture of it online. It just shows me the ones with the spiky fur.",
      "Sunrise from the top of Mt Sinai",
      "A jet black fox. They do exist but are ultra rare and usually spotted in rural countryside. This was in an urban residential street. Really stunning animal!",
      "I watched a great horned owl try to catch a pigeon, miss, crash in to my apartment instead, and then fly out after a few failed attempts cause it had no idea what to do with the fact it was now inside a building. \n\nThis also ended the pigeon colony that was on my patio for the 2 years prior. \n\nMore importantly though THERE WAS AN OWL INSIDE MY APARTMENT",
      "A California Condor with a 10 foot wingspan swooped down to less than 15 feet overhead while I was lying down in a wilderness area. It was like a pterodactyl."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 463,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "how old are you were when you met your first love and how was it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "13, she wanted out of the closet after 4 days though...",
      "I was 14, but it didn\u2019t last long cuz she hit someone and she had to go back to the pound",
      "13, but then I learned she was a total bitch",
      "13, met her in the boys locker room.",
      "17 and it was a rough ride"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 464,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's a great AskReddit question that never gained traction?",
    "bestcomment": ["This", "Nice try"]
  },
  {
    "id": 465,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s something that it\u2019s not very likely to happen but still happens more than enough/ a lot?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "This is a contradictory question...",
      "Not very likely to happen to *me* - being kidnapped and tortured.\nHappens way more than it should ? - other people being kidnapped and tortured.",
      "Winning the lottery.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nEveryone is unlikely to win the largest jackpot in a lottery.  Yet there are so many people playing so many tickets that inevitably someone wins despite it being unlikely."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 466,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What Are The Top 1% And Are The Politicians Just A Front Controlled By Business Giants ?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Top 1% and maybe.",
      "The top 1% can either refer to those more wealthy than 99 out of 100 people, or it can refer to those who earn more in a year than 99 out of 100 people.\n\nHonestly, the richest 1% of the richest 1% are the biggest problem.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nAnd yes, in most countries (such as the united states), big money controls the political process.  Politicians need money to run TV ads, pay staff and pay for other campaign expenses.  So politicians in the USA offer favors to the very rich in exchange for money.  They may promise to make changes to government that will make a business more profitable in exchange for a campaign donation before the election.  All of this is perfectly legal now in the USA.  Effectively, our government is full of millionaires who do the bidding of billionaires because if they didn't, then the billionaires would fund someone else to replace them."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 467,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "In a world of mass production. What is something produced today that you think might be collectable in the future?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "map of the arctic",
      "A globe of the Earth. Who knows when Flat-Earthers will be put in charge.",
      "Any  things  if you know  how to  market",
      "No clue",
      "A gas powered car/truck",
      "Soda bottles, soda cans, and any pre-sealed container with which soda is contained. \n\nWhy? In the future, soda as we know it will cease to exist.\n\nWith the power of molecular compression and strengthened cellulose barriers, one can of soda can be consumed as a flavor pod. Simply stick the attached straw in the marked port and enjoy a can of soda the size of your thumb, a bottle the size of your nose, and a keg the size of your fist.\n\nSoda bottles and cans will become inefficient, and heralded as relics of the past. Their soda might be crappy, but will always be collected for other uses, such as material harvesting and crafting."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 468,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What songs are utterly gut wrenching but so beautiful that you just can\u2019t help yourself but to listen to them?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Johnny Cash's cover of 'hurt' by NIN",
      "Mad World by Gary Jules and Michael Andrews and When The Party It\u2019s Over by Billie Eilish.",
      "Hallelujah as sung by Cady Lang. Her phrasing lands it right in my soul.",
      "If a song makes your gut wrench then something is wrong. But have you heard of \" Sign of the times \" ? Harry styles.",
      "Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah + Lover, You Should Have Come Over is the best 14 minutes in music.\n\nI also really enjoy listening to La Dispute - King Park, Edward Benz, 27 Times, I See Everything in a row.",
      "Sand and Water by Beth Nielsen Chapman. She wrote the song after her husband\u2019s death from cancer. It is a mournful song about facing the world after the death of a loved one.",
      "So it goes and 2009 by Mac Miller",
      "Ballad of Bull - Sabaton. I\u2019ve always been a sucker for stories having to do with sacrifice, and the way they sing this one... It gets to me like no other. It\u2019s a song about an Australian soldier who went from the front line and back carrying wounded soldiers. \u201cHis fear held at bay, he carried them away\u201d always gives me chills.",
      "Ngl but anything Elliott Smith",
      "The next right thing from the frozen 2 soundtrack"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 469,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Now that 2020 is almost here what has been your favourite game of the decade?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Kirby returns to dreamland. Fuck bro the hours I spent on that game with friends and family will never leave mr",
      "Don't Starve\n\n&#x200B;\n\nso many dead Wilsons...",
      "Phone I'd say pokemon go for pc an irl is good playing with my life",
      "Spider-Man PS4. Holy hell was that game everything I wanted it to be and more. Beautiful graphics, stunning realization of NYC, amazing story, great gadgets, perfect swing mechanics, and all-around great gameplay. Can\u2019t wait for the sequel, assuming there is one.",
      "the last of us, until dawn, tomb raider, arkham knight, doom, the evil within 2 or  resident evil biohazard. too many to list",
      "My most played game, farming simulator 17",
      "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, been playing that game since 2011",
      "Breath of the wild",
      "Fallout 4",
      "call of duty: black ops 1, black ops 2, black ops 3, advanced warfare and world war ii, the last of us, the walking dead games, amnesia: the dark descent, grand theft auto v, dead by daylight, the forest, portal 2... yeah"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 470,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "How much is enough for you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "It's enough when I can wake up knowing I'll have a great day.\nIt's enough when the love of my life smiles back at me while I hold our baby in my arms.\nIt's enough when I walk outside my door and I don't have to worry about dangers lurking everywhere.\nIt's enough when my dreams have become reality and my worse days are just memories.",
      "Enough money so I can live without working all my life just enjoying hobbies and having a nice family."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 471,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the one thing you want happens in your lifetime that has never ever happened before?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Building my first gaming PC",
      "Pu$$y",
      "Being able to get pregnant",
      "D e a t h",
      "A world military that keeps from wasting money on it individually.",
      "meeting my gf",
      "Win the lottery",
      "I want to have a time, maybe even just a day, to feel content with my life"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 472,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's a small daily habit that gives big long-term results?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Writing three things you are grateful for specific to that day",
      "Exercise. Even fifteen minutes in the morning to do some stretches, a few pushups, and a few squats/lungs will do wonders for your health. In the same vein, fixing your posture will pay off in the long run.",
      "Making your bed every morning. Though it is a small task, it does give you a sense of accomplishment to motivate you through tougher tasks throughout the day.",
      "smoking\n\nnever said they'd be good long-term results",
      "I would say learning a language. 5-10 minutes a day can provide amazing long term results if you stay consistent",
      "Liquid acid",
      "Breathing",
      "eating your children"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 473,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If you were to open an \"Earth Cuisine\" restaurant on another planet, what would be on the menu?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Probably several different menus rotating on days of the week. Maybe a menu for each continent on earth at least. Then have specials like \"Southern US Food\" on one day, or \"Indian Curry\" on another day. Specifics like that.\n\nETA: This is actually a really cool question.",
      "Pizza.\n\n... It's just a pizzeria.",
      "American BBQ. But they will probably put too much glipglop in the sauce to conform to regional tastes.",
      "Braadworst because the world is Deutschland",
      "A good steak has to be on there",
      "Borger, fry, pasta",
      "Soylent Green"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 474,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What underrated youtube channels would you recommend?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "ShakesFear (might need to search for \u2018Heist reaction\u2019 combined with that name to find the right channel, that\u2019s how I found it)",
      "FactFiend",
      "If you're a gamer, then I recommend that you check out ChristopherOdd. He's one of the best playthrough channels on youtube when it comes to experiencing story based single player games. The man just doesn't have the subscriber count he deserves compared to a lot of the more popular gaming channels. His playthroughs are always done with great diligence and are so authentic. \n\nHe emphasizes and stresses the notion of setting the tone no matter what game you're playing. This means lights off, headphones on, and volume up to help you fully immerse yourself within the world that the given game offers. \n\nHe's also incredibly nice and isn't involved in mindless internet drama. He just wholeheartedly enjoys playing video games and sticks to it. Engages with his comment section often as well.",
      "Goproducktions",
      "Gamer555NL, my channel, has some weird random video's and mostly roblox gameplay.\n\nbut it has a few funny stuff (no advertisement btw)",
      "Soarkobi",
      "01A51CD0 & nasajim108",
      "I don't know if it would classify as underrated since I believe he already has around a million subscribers, but I love watching Nuke's Top 5. Definitely the best provider of supernatural clips!",
      "[Not even dust like wtf](https://www.youtube.com/user/MeDinosaurGawjus) if you like wholesome art videos :)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 475,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What will be the exact translation of \"Black Widow\" in your native language?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "\"Black Widow\"",
      "Black widow",
      "\u0427\u0451\u0440\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0432\u0434\u043e\u0432\u0430",
      "Vedova nera",
      "Vedova Nera. (Italian)",
      "Meln\u0101 atraitne",
      "zwarte vogelspin",
      "Schwarze Witwe",
      "Viuda negra",
      "African American spider"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 476,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "American Cops of Reddit: What\u2019s your best Sovereign Citizen story?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 477,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?",
    "bestcomment": []
  },
  {
    "id": 478,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s the most illegal thing you own?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Good try, FBI",
      "Not today CIA",
      "A flintlock pistol, and two swords.",
      "\ud83e\udd10\ud83e\udd10\ud83e\udd10\ud83e\udd10\ud83e\udd10",
      "A canon made from less than 50% American parts along with four barrels of grapeshot.\n\nTally-ho, would-be trespassers.",
      "Yes.... can see this not going wrong....",
      "Kids crying in the basement",
      "This feels like a set-up.",
      "A bunch of weed....",
      "A TV without a TV license"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 479,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "People who leave up extravagant christmas lights and decorations for the whole month of December . How much does it cost you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I saw a episode of some show about this and the electricity bill was 5 figures. Christmas lights are a huge waste of resources."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 480,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are ten great albums everyone should listen to from the first track to the last?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I don't have ten, but one that is an absolute must is Graceland by Paul Simon.",
      "Two faced charade. It\u2019s like a musical with no stage. A story that develops through every song.",
      "Metallica\u2019s self titled 1991",
      "Post's \"Hollywood's Bleeding\". Just my opinion.",
      "Jeff Buckley's Grace",
      "Ten? That's tough. Here are 10 I seem to always have in rotation. Nary a bad track to be found. Stereo turned up, lights turned low, lay on the coach, close eyes, immerse.\n\nPink Floyd - Wish You Were Here\nDepeche Mode - Songs of Faith and Devotion\nFaith No More - The Real Thing\nPortishead- Dummy\nPlacebo - Black Market Music\nMatthew Good Band - Beautiful Midnight\nRoger Waters - Amused To Death\nThere's A Light - A Long Lost Silence\nAlabama 3 - La Peste\nVy Pole - Woven Trail",
      "Illmatic - Nas"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 481,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What grade or high school or college that you had a bully?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "7th through 8th. worst 2 years of my childhood",
      "I hate them I do not know why they do it",
      "I had a really aggressive asian bully in 9th grade who confused the hell out of me...he'd fight me take my homework and turn it in for me just to call me stupid(my grade never fell below A)",
      "7th.",
      "2 to 6 grade they literally try to hang me once."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 482,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the grossest/weirdest thing you and your significant other have ever bonded over?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Going with weird for me; our passionate love of brussel sprouts lol. We were going over foods we liked and disliked and when one of us said brussel sprouts both of us lit up with glee to find out that the other loved the tiny green cabbages"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 483,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Music is beautiful! What is your favourite song? And if there is a reason, why?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Faithfully by Journey - it's the perfect combination of consummate vocal skill, passion, expressiveness, emotionality, and all this in a song that's so great to listen to that it often gets stuck on repeat 1.",
      "Don\u2019t Stop Me Now. It just always puts me in a good mood.",
      "Alpha - C418\n\nIt reminds me of the good memories from being a kid.",
      "The Weight - The Band",
      "'81 by Joanna Newsom. It's sad and sweet. I knew it was my favourite song because I found myself only listening to it when I really needed to - I was scared it would become just another song, but it never has.",
      "The USSR Anthem, so many beautiful memories.",
      "Shine on you crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd.\n\nTo me that is just the peak of a musical experience one can have.",
      "Violence by Boogie \n\nExplains how I've felt about alot of relationships, while still has lyrics that I interpret to still have hope in people",
      "Old Money by Lana Del Rey\n\n- No matter what my mood is when I listen to this song, I always feel so good when I listen to it. I just feel so free, safe, protected, and I have this wonderful sense of nostalgia. I recommend you take a listen to it, OP.",
      "Badah badah blah, badah blah blah blah."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 484,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you do when you can't decide between two equally attractive but mutually exclusive options?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Flip a coin. You'll decide what you actually want it to land on while it's in the air.",
      "When pros/cons list, gut feeling or friends' advice fail you.",
      "Re-evaluate them. Nothing is that equal.",
      "Pro con list - every major decision I have ever made is based on a pro con list",
      "Panic",
      "Flip a coin",
      "What are the options ? This should help us help you.",
      "Make them fight to the death to gain my approval."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 485,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What would be the worst board game to get stuck in Jumanji-style?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Don't know about worst - but I can tell you the best would be **Clue**.",
      "Monopoly. You'll be stuck there forever. No one ever finishes that game.",
      "Life",
      "Pandemic",
      "Arkham Horror if you follow the mythos.\n\nBetrayal at House on the Hill as there's no way for everyone to escape.",
      "Warhammer 40k",
      "Ooh, Battleship.",
      "Fireball island, mousetrap, hungry hungry hippos",
      "Hungry hungry hippos. I\u2019d imagine we\u2019d be the marbles.",
      "There was a titanic board game awhile back. I can't imagine that would be fun."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 486,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What piece of post-nut clarity have you used to improve your life?",
    "bestcomment": ["Pretending that she is 18"]
  },
  {
    "id": 487,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What\u2019s your jury duty story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I put away the Scranton stranger",
      "I've been summoned once. A few days before I was due to attend the first day I severely injured my ankle and had to be excused because I was taking a fuckton of painkillers and there wasn't any easy way to accommodate my needing to keep the ankle elevated and iced regularly. That was in 2010 and I haven't been summoned since, which I'm disappointed about.",
      "Was summoned and was among the Select Few Chosen for final questioning before the lawyers picked their final 14. They had asked about career, spouse\u2019s career, children\u2019s career interfering with judgement, etc. They finally got around to asking about PARENTS. I kindly let them know that my dad was one of the deputy attorney generals of the state at the time. I was definitively not chosen & I got paid $10.11 for it!"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 488,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Remove a letter from a Video Game title. What is it about now?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Left for Dad is about a marriage falling apart.",
      "Slender Ma - now a simulator game about a middle-aged woman trying to lose weight",
      "Ass Effect, well that just got hell of a lot more sexual. Guess it could be about banging aliens, even more than it already was.",
      "Red Dad Redemption     \n     \nA Russian father trying to reconcile with his family",
      "Counter-Trike GO. It's a racing game starring small children now",
      "The Itcher. Run around in an open world scratching everyone's itches.",
      "Minecaft. Now it's about surviving WWI trench warfare and getting mustard gassed, then failing a coup attempt and ending up as a political prisoner or, maybe something like that.",
      "Hal -Story of one man's struggles to raise his kids ,Reese ,Malcolm and Dewey while keeping his wife under control",
      "Person. It\u2019s about a person.",
      "Allout : an open world rpg where your character is a sexual deviant trying to flash as many people as possible."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 489,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What scene from a movie or TV show, taken out of context, makes the movie or TV show sound super weird?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Literally any of JD\u2019s daydreams in Scrubs. Let\u2019s go with, for example, when he dreams of a world made of chocolate and eats Turks fingers off.",
      "God creepily stalks two brothers.",
      "Any scene explaining time travel or time warps.",
      "Any isolated scene from the movie Snatch",
      "Any out of context scene from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 490,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some nice subreddits that you enjoy?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "This one!",
      "r/casualconversation",
      "r/prorevenge\n\nNothing like making your enemies suffer.",
      "r/aww",
      "r/blessedimages",
      "r/needafriend",
      "r/tihi",
      "r/21stCenturyQuotes\n\nIt's a sub I mod but the creator idea of it is pretty cool and I like reading all of the quotes",
      "r/teenagers is great if you sort by new and have a chat with someone new. (Probably only if your a teen tho)",
      "r/gatesopencomeonin"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 491,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What's something that you just realized, that makes you feel old?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "When i was born the gameboy was new",
      "There are 8-year-old children learning about programming",
      "So I'm Australian and we have a sport called nrl over here, anyways, growing up I loved the sport, well the players that are coming into the sport now are younger than me and it makes me feel old",
      "Kids are making fun of me",
      "That in the middle of next year we will be closer to 2040 than 2000.",
      "I turned 40 in October.  I don't feel 40, I don't look 40 from what people tell me... but I read comments on the internet like \"Karen, the 40 year old\" or \"40 is so ooold\"",
      "Linkin Park's first album came out in 2000. I remember listening to it all the time on my cd player when i was 7. I may not be old yet, but that realization hit me like a train.",
      "The majority of American homes had dialup Internet until I was just about in middle school\n\nHave at me, boomers."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 492,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What do you want for Christmas?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Useless internet points",
      "You",
      "I want to be with my family, fat chance of that living in Japan and having my folks split up a few months ago.",
      "Genuinely? Some nice casual button-up shirts, maybe flannel or western-style. And some merino wool socks. And a Casio wristwatch. \n\nJesus Christ my childhood self would have a fucking stroke to hear himself say this.",
      "I don\u2019t want a lot for the holiday known as Christmas, but there\u2019s one thing I could use. I myself don\u2019t particularly care about the presents placed under the Christmas tree. On a different note, i just want you for my own, no one else could know the magnitude of my desires. Can you make my wish come true? Because the only thing I wish for is you.",
      "Well, I don't want a lot for Christmas...",
      "It's in the name",
      "Nothing really because Xmas should be more about the kids than anything else",
      "To be able to afford to have Christmas this year",
      "Christmas bonus."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 493,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is some advice you would give to new reddit users?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "If you can't beat them join them",
      "Don't give your real opinions.",
      "Your argument doesn't matter. Just let them get the last word and don't reply to it.",
      "Don\u2018t take anything serious, no matter how smart it sounds\nDo your own research on a subject and use peoples comments and posts as one of many parts of your research",
      "Run. Run while you still can",
      "Dont jump in stranger cars, even if they have shredded cheese",
      "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAN",
      "Don\u2019t say anything controversial or its bye bye to your karma",
      "Don\u2019t.",
      "1. most subs are hive mind circle jerks were people only want their opinions validated not hear any other idea, it doesn't matter how many fact you have, you are wrong\n2. stay away from all political posts and sub reddits (see advice 1)\n3. there is so much porn, so, so much porn\n4. go to r/buttsharpies it will change your life"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 494,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Witnesses of murdering, what\u2019s the story?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Shouldn\u2019t this be serious",
      "I did CPR on Heather Heyer, the woman that was murdered in Charlottesville. I watched the entire crash, the people flying.\nI thought there was a explosion at first, but then i saw the Charger reversing away.\nI used to work in EMS, so death wasn't bothersome, it was watching someone get snuffed that stuck with me. \nWatching someone take their last breath because of another's actions was difficult. Talking to her mother after a week was fucked up, almost as fucked up as blowing air in her lungs.\nI still don't know exactly how i feel about it."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 495,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "If toon logic existed what would be your first action?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I\u2019m gunna swallow one of these \ud83e\udde8 and go take a shit at my neighbors house to get revenge for letting his trash cans bark on my lawn at 3am",
      "Planting a money tree",
      "Make a sandwich as tall using a whole loaf of bread and eat it in one bite",
      "Russian roulette",
      "Dynamite, anything involving dynamite"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 496,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What are some top US universities for computer science that are also affordable? How much does it matter where your computer science degree is from?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "r/Advice is better for this kind of question",
      "Bro, u searching for an university?",
      "Affordable\n\nTop school\n\nChoose one"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 497,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "What is the weirdest thing the 'quiet kid' ever said to you?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "I dont remember a quiet kid, so I guess I was the quiet kid.",
      "Want a Mentos.\n\n\nJust outa nowhere free Mentos.",
      "Kid : You like my dick in your asshole.\nMe : Yes sempai. \nIt was a weird day.",
      "*I am* the quiet kid.",
      "... :)"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 498,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "College students of Reddit, what are tips you can offer to high schoolers who want to go to college and be well prepared for it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Go. To. Every. Class.",
      "Work on your time planning skill. Because this is everything in college/ uni, especially if you're working as well.",
      "Don\u2019t forget to bring a towel",
      "Do the readings (ahead of class if possible). And remember you are sitting in front of a world expert in the subject, ask them some damn questions.",
      "Just dont get pregnant.",
      "Try to get to know some older students who you can ask for advice on what classes to take, how the professors are, etc. Saves you time and money.",
      "Time management. Seriously. If you\u2019ve got bad time management during school, that\u2019s something you\u2019re gonna need to work on when the assignments start piling up.",
      "apply for every scholarship possible.",
      "It\u2019s sucks way more than high school. Don\u2019t drink before exams",
      "buy a fuck ton of condoms"
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 499,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Reddit, what memory is your favorite Christmas song tied to?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Carol of the Bells. Disney World has lightshows on the castle, and of course in December they have it christmas themed. I only remember the lights.",
      "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire... Takes me back to being over at my grandparents. The living room was quiet, the fire was lit in the fireplace. Everyone was doing their own little thing. Mom, sister, grandma and aunt were all working on a puzzle. Grandpa was napping in his recliner. Dad and uncle were watching some show on the tv which was turned down quite a bit. I was working on some sudoku puzzles... Their house always provides the good \"homey\" feeling during the holidays...",
      "When I was 12 My grandma had come over for Christmas. We watched movies and played games. She made me some of her specialty cookies and tile me one day she would teach me how. But unfortunately it would be the the last time I\u2019d ever see her. When she left my house later that night to walk home she was tragically struck and killed by a reindeer.",
      "Good question. Probably the Carol of the Bells cover by pentatonix. When I was younger my cousins and I were obsessed with them and whenever we hung out we would sing their songs togehter and I remember driving in a snow storm during the holidays all of us singing that together. Other then that probably some Irish Christmas song I dont know the name of cause my mom puts it on all the time during Christmas and it takes me back."
    ]
  },
  {
    "id": 500,
    "post": "test",
    "postTitle": "Cyber Monday just an other marketing trick to increase sales? Legit offers were less than 5%. What do you think about it?",
    "bestcomment": [
      "Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if *all* sales were just marketing ploys to increase sales...",
      "Hmmm.....increases sales...which increases production...which brings down costs...which brings down prices.\n\n\n\n Sorry... you were complaining for some reason, I forget what it was.",
      "Cyber Monday is trash because it sell you items that you don\u2019t want and keep the items you want the same price, literally all I want is a discount to a ryzen7 3700x not a fucking Nintendo switch bag!!!"
    ]
  }
]