messages.json

{
    "welcome_messages": [
        "<User> is the lisan al gaib. As it was written!",
        "Welcome, <User>. We've been expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
        "Welcome <User>. Leave your weapons by the <Group_Name> door.",
        "A wild <User> appeared.",
        "<User> just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf.",
        "Challenger approaching - <User> has appeared!",
        "<User> has joined the <Group_Name> Discord server! It's super effective!",
        "It's <User>! Praise the sun!",
        "Never gonna give <User> up. Never gonna let <User> down.",
        "Ha! <User> has joined <Group_Name>! You activated my trap card!",
        "Cheers, love! <User>'s here!",
        "It's dangerous to go alone in <Group_Name>, take <User>!",
        "<User> is here to kick <Group_Name> butt and chew bubblegum. And <User> is all out of gum.",
        "A Golden Spirit, blessed with radiance of justice. I saw it within <User> and their friends... As long as it's there, they'll be fine.",
        "Behold, the saviour of all existence, <User>!",
        "<User>? More like <<Purchase_Membership_URL>>",
        "I think <User> took a wrong turn to Cavern, so we pointed them here!",
        "<User> used to be an adventurer until they took an arrow to the knee.",
        "Their name is, their name is, their name is <User>!",
        "I asked ChatGPT how to make <Group_Name> a better place, and it gave us <User>.",
        "SkyNet is launching an attack against <Group_Name>! But don't worry, <User> will protect us!",
        "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope! It's <User> coming down on their brand new scooter!",
        "<User> has hacked their way into the server!",
        "`if (username == `<User>`) print('Welcome to <Group_Name>!');`",
        "@Committee welcomes <User>",
        "My name is <User>, you accessed invalid memory.\nPrepare to Segmentation fault (core dumped)",
        "I am become <User>, joiner of the <Group_Name> Discord server.",
        "<User> navigated here by cardinal directions and vibes.",
        "<User> has joined the Eternal Scrum.",
        "Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. <User>'s spaghetti.",
        "What’s new <User>-doo, we’re coming after you, you’re gonna solve that mystery.",
        "What's that coming over the hill, is that a <User>?",
        "I heard <User> got some cookies ontop of their fridge.",
        "It's-a you, <User>!",
        "Some people in this world hold unimaginable power and superhuman abilities...\nOh btw unrelated but <User> just joined, say hi.",
        "`$ ./introduce.ts -user '`<User>`'`\n`\\> Welcome to <Group_Name>, `<User>`!`",
        "I see the player you mean.\n<User>\nYes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.",
        "Hey, <User>. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.",
        "You're a wizard, <User>",
        "aaAAA*AAA**AAA-*** Oh wait, it's only <User>",
        "<User> entered the server. Fatal error. <Group_Name> shutdown failure.",
        "Finally, <User>, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!",
        "I forgot the niceties, you can call me TeX-Bot. Hiya Papaya, <User>!",
        "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a <User> should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The <User>, of course, flies anyway because <User> doesn't care what humans think is impossible.",
        "No one expects the <User> inquisition!",
        "Freeze, <User>! This is TeX-Bot! You're sentenced to 3 years in the <Group_Name> Discord server for illegally searching us up on the Guild website!",
        "Looks like <User> stumbled into the not-so-secret hideout of <Group_Name>.",
        "The truth is <User>.... the game was rigged from the start.",
        "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth <User> the Wise? I thought not, it's not a story the lecturers would tell you.",
        "`<coroutine object BaseInductCog.get_random_welcome_message at 0x0000011EFD355120; user_object:`<User>`>`"
    ],
    "roles_messages": [
        "_ _\nReact to this message to get pronoun roles\n:regional_indicator_h: - He/Him\n:regional_indicator_s: - She/Her\n:regional_indicator_t: - They/Them",
        "_ _\nReact to this message to get year group roles\n:zero: - Foundation Year\n:one: - First Year\n:two: - Second Year\n:regional_indicator_f: - Final Year (incl. 3rd Year MSci/MEng)\n:regional_indicator_i: - Year in Industry\n:regional_indicator_a: - Year Abroad\n:regional_indicator_t: - Post-Graduate Taught (Masters/MSc)\n:regional_indicator_r: - Post-Graduate Research (PhD)\n:regional_indicator_j: - Joint Honours\n:a: - Alumnus\n:regional_indicator_d: - Postdoc",
        "_ _\nReact to this message to join the **opt in channels**\n:speech_balloon: - Serious Talk\n:house_with_garden: - Housing\n:video_game: - Gaming\n:tv: - Anime\n:soccer: - Sport\n:briefcase: - Industry\n:pick: - Minecraft\n:technologist: - GitHub\n:bookmark: - Archivist\n:ramen: - Rate My Meal",
        "_ _\nReact to this message to **__opt out__** of the #starboard\n:no_entry_sign: - Messages you send **won't** be eligible to be added to the starboard, and stars you add to a message won't be counted towards the starboard threshold\n:star: - Your messages **can** be added to the starboard and stars you add to messages **will** be counted towards the starboard threshold",
        "_ _\nReact to this message to opt in to News notifications\n:speaker: - Get notifications when we `@News`\n:mute:- Don't get notifications when we `@News`\n\n> We will still use `@everyone` messages if there is something urgent"
    ]
}