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scandal in bohemia conan doyle to sherlock holmes she is always the woman have seldom heard him mention her under any other name in his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex it was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for irene adler all emotions and that one particularly were abhorrent to his cold precise but admirably balanced mind he was take it the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen but as lover he would have placed himself in false position he never spoke of the softer passions save with gibe and sneer they were admirable things for the observer excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions but for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce distracting factor which might throw doubt upon all his mental results grit in sensitive instrument or crack in one of his own high-power lenses would not be more disturbing than strong emotion in nature such as his and yet there was but one woman to him and that woman was the late irene adler of dubious and questionable memory had seen little of holmes lately my marriage had drifted us away from each other my own complete happiness and the home-centred interests which rise up around the man who first finds himself master of his own establishment were sufficient to absorb all my attention while holmes who loathed every form of society with his whole bohemian soul remained in our lodgings in baker street buried among his old books and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition the drowsiness of the drug and the fierce energy of his own keen nature he was still as ever deeply attracted by the study of crime and occupied his immense faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in following out those clews and clearing up those mysteries which had been abandoned as hopeless by the official police from time to time heard some vague account of his doings of his summons to odessa in the case of the trepoff murder of his clearing up of the singular tragedy of the atkinson brothers at trincomalee and finally of the mission which he had accomplished so delicately and successfully for the reigning family of holland beyond these signs of his activity however which merely shared with all the readers of the daily press knew little of my former friend and companion one night it was on the th of march was returning from journey to patient for had now returned to civil practice when my way led me through baker street as passed the well-remembered door which must always be associated in my mind with my wooing and with the dark incidents of the study in scarlet was seized with keen desire to see holmes again and to know how he was employing his extraordinary powers his rooms were brilliantly lighted and even as looked up saw his tall spare figure pass twice in dark silhouette against the blind he was pacing the room swiftly eagerly with his head sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped behind him to me who knew his every mood and habit his attitude and manner told their own story he was at work again he had risen out of his drug-created dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new problem rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber which had formerly been in part my own his manner was not effusive it seldom was but he was glad think to see me with hardly word spoken but with kindly eye he waved me to an armchair threw across his case of cigars and indicated spirit case and gasogene in the corner then he stood before the fire and looked me over in his singular introspective fashion wedlock suits you he remarked think watson that you have put on seven and half pounds since saw you seven answered indeed should have thought little more just trifle more fancy watson and in practice again observe you did not tell me that you intended to go into harness then how do you know see it deduce it how do know that you have been getting yourself very wet lately and that you have most clumsy and careless servant girl my dear holmes said this is too much you would certainly have been burned had you lived few centuries ago it is true that had country walk on thursday and came home in dreadful mess but as have changed my clothes can't imagine how you deduce it as to mary jane she is incorrigible and my wife has given her notice but there again fail to see how you work it out he chuckled to himself and rubbed his long nervous hands together it is simplicity itself said he my eyes tell me that on the inside of your left shoe just where the firelight strikes it the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts obviously they have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it hence you see my double deduction that you had been out in vile weather and that you had particularly malignant boot-slicking specimen of the london slavey as to your practice if gentleman walks into my rooms smelling of iodoform with black mark of nitrate of silver upon his right forefinger and bulge on the side of his top hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope must be dull indeed if do not pronounce him to be an active member of the medical profession could not help laughing at the ease with which he explained his process of deduction when hear you give your reasons remarked the thing always appears to me so ridiculously simple that could easily do it myself though at each successive instance of your reasoning am baffled until you explain your process and yet believe that my eyes are as good as yours quite so he answered lighting cigarette and throwing himself down into an armchair you see but you do not observe the distinction is clear for example you have frequently seen the steps which lead up from the hall to this room frequently how often well some hundreds of times then how many are there how many don't know quite so you have not observed and yet you have seen that is just my point now know there are seventeen steps because have both seen and observed by the way since you are interested in these little problems and since you are good enough to chronicle one or two of my trifling experiences you may be interested in this he threw over sheet of thick pink-tinted note paper which had been lying open upon the table it came by the last post said he read it aloud the note was undated and without either signature or address there will call upon you to-night at quarter to eight o'clock it said gentleman who desires to consult you upon matter of the very deepest moment your recent services to one of the royal houses of europe have shown that you are one who may safely be trusted with matters which are of an importance which can hardly be exaggerated this account of you we have from all quarters received be in your chamber then at that hour and do not take it amiss if your visitor wears mask this is indeed mystery remarked what do you imagine that it means have no data yet it is capital mistake to theorize before one has data insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts but the note itself what do you deduce from it carefully examined the writing and the paper upon which it was written the man who wrote it was presumably well to do remarked endeavouring to imitate my companion's processes such paper could not be bought under half crown packet it is peculiarly strong and stiff peculiar that is the very word said holmes it is not an english paper at all hold it up to the light did so and saw large with small and large with small woven into the texture of the paper what do you make of that asked holmes the name of the maker no doubt or his monogram rather not all the with the small stands for gesellschaft which is the german for company it is customary contraction like our co of course stands for papier now for the eg let us glance at our continental gazetteer he took down heavy brown volume from his shelves eglow eglonitz here we are egria it is in german-speaking country in bohemia not far from carlsbad remarkable as being the scene of the death of wallenstein and for its numerous glass factories and paper mills ha ha my boy what do you make of that his eyes sparkled and he sent up great blue triumphant cloud from his cigarette the paper was made in bohemia said precisely and the man who wrote the note is german do you note the peculiar construction of the sentence this account of you we have from all quarters received frenchman or russian could not have written that it is the german who is so uncourteous to his verbs it only remains therefore to discover what is wanted by this german who writes upon bohemian paper and prefers wearing mask to showing his face and here he comes if am not mistaken to resolve all our doubts as he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses hoofs and grating wheels against the curb followed by sharp pull at the bell holmes whistled pair by the sound said he yes he continued glancing out of the window nice little brougham and pair of beauties hundred and fifty guineas apiece there's money in this case watson if there is nothing else think had better go holmes not bit doctor stay where you are am lost without my boswell and this promises to be interesting it would be pity to miss it but your client never mind him may want your help and so may he here he comes sit down in that armchair doctor and give us your best attention slow and heavy step which had been heard upon the stairs and in the passage paused immediately outside the door then there was loud and authoritative tap come in said holmes man entered who could hardly have been less than six feet six inches in height with the chest and limbs of hercules his dress was rich with richness which would in england be looked upon as akin to bad taste heavy bands of astrakhan were slashed across the sleeves and front of his double-breasted coat while the deep blue cloak which was thrown over his shoulders was lined with flame-coloured silk and secured at the neck with brooch which consisted of single flaming beryl boots which extended halfway up his calves and which were trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur completed the impression of barbaric opulence which was suggested by his whole appearance he carried broad-brimmed hat in his hand while he wore across the upper part of his face extending down past the cheek-bones black visard mask which he had apparently adjusted that very moment for his hand was still raised to it as he entered from the lower part of the face he appeared to be man of strong character with thick hanging lip and long straight chin suggestive of resolution pushed to the length of obstinacy you had my note he asked with deep harsh voice and strongly marked german accent told you that would call he looked from one to the other of us as if uncertain which to address pray take seat said holmes this is my friend and colleague doctor watson who is occasionally good enough to help me in my cases whom have the honour to address you may address me as the count von kramm bohemian nobleman understand that this gentleman your friend is man of honour and discretion whom may trust with matter of the most extreme importance if not should much prefer to communicate with you alone rose to go but holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me back into my chair it is both or none said he you may say before this gentleman anything which you may say to me the count shrugged his broad shoulders then must begin said he by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years at the end of that time the matter will be of no importance at present it is not too much to say that it is of such weight that it may have an influence upon european history promise said holmes and you will excuse this mask continued our strange visitor the august person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to you and may confess at once that the title by which have just called myself is not exactly my own was aware of it said holmes dryly the circumstances are of great delicacy and every precaution has to be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense scandal and seriously compromise one of the reigning families of europe to speak plainly the matter implicates the great house of ormstein hereditary kings of bohemia was also aware of that murmured holmes settling himself down in his armchair and closing his eyes our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the languid lounging figure of the man who had been no doubt depicted to him as the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in europe holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at his gigantic client if your majesty would condescend to state your case he remarked should be better able to advise you the man sprung from his chair and paced up and down the room in uncontrollable agitation then with gesture of desperation he tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground you are right he cried am the king why should attempt to conceal it why indeed murmured holmes your majesty had not spoken before was aware that was addressing wilhelm gottsreich sigismond von ormstein grand duke of cassel-felstein and hereditary king of bohemia but you can understand said our strange visitor sitting down once more and passing his hand over his high white forehead you can understand that am not accustomed to doing such business in my own person yet the matter was so delicate that could not confide it to an agent without putting myself in his power have come incognito from prague for the purpose of consulting you then pray consult said holmes shutting his eyes once more the facts are briefly these some five years ago during lengthy visit to warsaw made the acquaintance of the well-known adventuress irene adler the name is no doubt familiar to you kindly look her up in my index doctor murmured holmes without opening his eyes for many years he had adopted system for docketing all paragraphs concerning men and things so that it was difficult to name subject or person on which he could not at once furnish information in this case found her biography sandwiched in between that of hebrew rabbi and that of staff commander who had written monograph upon the deep-sea fishes let me see said holmes hum born in new jersey in the year contralto hum la scala hum prima donna imperial opera of warsaw yes retired from operatic stage ha living in london quite so your majesty as understand became entangled with this young person wrote her some compromising letters and is now desirous of getting those letters back precisely so but how was there secret marriage none no legal papers or certificates none then fail to follow your majesty if this young person should produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes how is she to prove their authenticity there is the writing pooh-pooh forgery my private note paper stolen my own seal imitated my photograph bought we were both in the photograph oh dear that is very bad your majesty has indeed committed an indiscretion was mad insane you have compromised yourself seriously was only crown prince then was young am but thirty now it must be recovered we have tried and failed your majesty must pay it must be bought she will not sell stolen then five attempts have been made twice burglars in my pay ransacked her house once we diverted her luggage when she travelled twice she has been waylaid there has been no result no sign of it absolutely none holmes laughed it is quite pretty little problem said he but very serious one to me returned the king reproachfully very indeed and what does she propose to do with the photograph to ruin me but how am about to be married so have heard to clotilde lothman von saxe-meiningen second daughter of the king of scandinavia you may know the strict principles of her family she is herself the very soul of delicacy shadow of doubt as to my conduct would bring the matter to an end and irene adler threatens to send them the photograph and she will do it know that she will do it you do not know her but she has soul of steel she has the face of the most beautiful of women and the mind of the most resolute of men rather than should marry another woman there are no lengths to which she would not go none you are sure she has not sent it yet am sure and why because she has said that she would send it on the day when the betrothal was publicly proclaimed that will be next monday oh then we have three days yet said holmes with yawn that is very fortunate as have one or two matters of importance to look into just at present your majesty will of course stay in london for the present certainly you will find me at the langham under the name of the count von kramm then shall drop you line to let you know how we progress pray do so shall be all anxiety then as to money you have carte blanche absolutely tell you that would give one of the provinces of my kingdom to have that photograph and for present expenses the king took heavy chamois-leather bag from under his cloak and laid it on the table there are three hundred pounds in gold and seven hundred in notes he said holmes scribbled receipt upon sheet of his notebook and handed it to him and mademoiselle's address he asked is briony lodge serpentine avenue st john's wood holmes took note of it one other question said he thoughtfully was the photograph cabinet it was then good-night your majesty and trust that we shall soon have some good news for you and good-night watson he added as the wheels of the royal brougham rolled down the street if you will be good enough to call to-morrow afternoon at three o'clock should like to chat this little matter over with you ii at three o'clock precisely was at baker street but holmes had not yet returned the landlady informed me that he had left the house shortly after eight o'clock in the morning sat down beside the fire however with the intention of awaiting him however long he might be was already deeply interested in his inquiry for though it was surrounded by none of the grim and strange features which were associated with the two crimes which have already recorded still the nature of the case and the exalted station of his client gave it character of its own indeed apart from the nature of the investigation which my friend had on hand there was something in his masterly grasp of situation and his keen incisive reasoning which made it pleasure to me to study his system of work and to follow the quick subtle methods by which he disentangled the most inextricable mysteries so accustomed was to his invariable success that the very possibility of his failing had ceased to enter into my head it was close upon four before the door opened and drunken-looking groom ill-kempt and side-whiskered with an inflamed face and disreputable clothes walked into the room accustomed as was to my friend's amazing powers in the use of disguises had to look three times before was certain that it was indeed he with nod he vanished into the bedroom whence he emerged in five minutes tweed-suited and respectable as of old putting his hands into his pockets he stretched out his legs in front of the fire and laughed heartily for some minutes well really he cried and then he choked and laughed again until he was obliged to lie back limp and helpless in the chair what is it it's quite too funny am sure you could never guess how employed my morning or what ended by doing can't imagine suppose that you have been watching the habits and perhaps the house of miss irene adler quite so but the sequel was rather unusual will tell you however left the house little after eight o'clock this morning in the character of groom out of work there is wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among horsey men be one of them and you will know all that there is to know soon found briony lodge it is bijou villa with garden at the back but built out in the front right up to the road two stories chubb lock to the door large sitting room on the right side well furnished with long windows almost to the floor and those preposterous english window fasteners which child could open behind there was nothing remarkable save that the passage window could be reached from the top of the coach-house walked round it and examined it closely from every point of view but without noting anything else of interest then lounged down the street and found as expected that there was mews in lane which runs down by one wall of the garden lent the hostlers hand in rubbing down their horses and received in exchange two-pence glass of half and half two fills of shag tobacco and as much information as could desire about miss adler to say nothing of half dozen other people in the neighbourhood in whom was not in the least interested but whose biographies was compelled to listen to and what of irene adler asked oh she has turned all the men's heads down in that part she is the daintest thing under bonnet on this planet so say the serpentine mews to man she lives quietly sings at concerts drives out at five every day and returns at seven sharp for dinner seldom goes out at other times except when she sings has only one male visitor but good deal of him he is dark handsome and dashing never calls less than once day and often twice he is mr godfrey norton of the inner temple see the advantages of cabman as confidant they had driven him home dozen times from serpentine mews and knew all about him when had listened to all that they had to tell began to walk up and down near briony lodge once more and to think over my plan of campaign this godfrey norton was evidently an important factor in the matter he was lawyer that sounded ominous what was the relation between them and what the object of his repeated visits was she his client his friend or his mistress if the former she had probably transferred the photograph to his keeping if the latter it was less likely on the issue of this question depended whether should continue my work at briony lodge or turn my attention to the gentleman's chambers in the temple it was delicate point and it widened the field of my inquiry fear that bore you with these details but have to let you see my little difficulties if you are to understand the situation am following you closely answered was still balancing the matter in my mind when hansom cab drove up to briony lodge and gentleman sprung out he was remarkably handsome man dark aquiline and moustached evidently the man of whom had heard he appeared to be in great hurry shouted to the cabman to wait and brushed past the maid who opened the door with the air of man who was thoroughly at home he was in the house about half an hour and could catch glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting room pacing up and down talking excitedly and waving his arms of her could see nothing presently he emerged looking even more flurried than before as he stepped up to the cab he pulled gold watch from his pocket and looked at it earnestly drive like the devil he shouted first to gross hankey's in regent street and then to the church of st monica in the edgeware road half guinea if you do it in twenty minutes away they went and was just wondering whether should not do well to follow them when up the lane came neat little landau the coachman with his coat only half buttoned and his tie under his ear while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of the buckles it hadn't pulled up before she shot out of the hall door and into it only caught glimpse of her at the moment but she was lovely woman with face that man might die for the church of st monica john she cried and half sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes this was quite too good to lose watson was just balancing whether should run for it or whether should perch behind her landau when cab came through the street the driver looked twice at such shabby fare but jumped in before he could object the church of st monica said and half sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes it was twenty-five minutes to twelve and of course it was clear enough what was in the wind my cabby drove fast don't think ever drove faster but the others were there before us the cab and landau with their steaming horses were in front of the door when arrived paid the man and hurried into the church there was not soul there save the two whom had followed and surpliced clergyman who seemed to be expostulating with them they were all three standing in knot in front of the altar lounged up the side aisle like any other idler who has dropped into church suddenly to my surprise the three at the altar faced round to me and godfrey norton came running as hard as he could toward me thank god he cried you'll do come come what then asked come man come only three minutes or it won't be legal was half dragged up to the altar and before knew where was found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear and vouching for things of which knew nothing and generally assisting in the secure tying up of irene adler spinster to godfrey norton bachelor it was all done in an instant and there was the gentleman thanking me on the one side and the lady on the other while the clergyman beamed on me in front it was the most preposterous position in which ever found myself in my life and it was the thought of it that started me laughing just now it seems that there had been some informality about their license that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them without witness of some sort and that my lucky appearance saved the bridegroom from having to sally out into the streets in search of best man the bride gave me sovereign and mean to wear it on my watch chain in memory of the occasion this is very unexpected turn of affairs said and what then well found my plans very seriously menaced it looked as if the pair might take an immediate departure and so necessitate very prompt and energetic measures on my part at the church door however they separated he driving back to the temple and she to her own house shall drive out in the park at five as usual she said as she left him heard no more they drove away in different directions and went off to make my own arrangements which are some cold beef and glass of beer he answered ringing the bell have been too busy to think of food and am likely to be busier still this evening by the way doctor shall want your co-operation shall be delighted you don't mind breaking the law not in the least nor running chance of arrest not in good cause oh the cause is excellent then am your man was sure that might rely on you but what is it you wish when mrs turner has brought in the tray will make it clear to you now he said as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that our landlady had provided must discuss it while eat for have not much time it is nearly five now in two hours we must be on the scene of action miss irene or madame rather returns from her drive at seven we must be at briony lodge to meet her and what then you must leave that to me have already arranged what is to occur there is only one point on which must insist you must not interfere come what may you understand am to be neutral to do nothing whatever there will probably be some small unpleasantness do not join in it it will end in my being conveyed into the house four or five minutes afterwards the sitting-room window will open you are to station yourself close to that open window yes you are to watch me for will be visible to you yes and when raise my hand so you will throw into the room what give you to throw and will at the same time raise the cry of fire you quite follow me entirely it is nothing very formidable he said taking long cigar-shaped roll from his pocket it is an ordinary plumber's smoke-rocket fitted with cap at either end to make it self-lighting your task is confined to that when you raise your cry of fire it will be taken up by quite number of people you may then walk to the end of the street and will rejoin you in ten minutes hope that have made myself clear am to remain neutral to get near the window to watch you and at the signal to throw in this object then to raise the cry of fire and to wait you at the corner of the street precisely then you may entirely rely on me that is excellent think perhaps it is almost time that prepared for the new rôle have to play he disappeared into his bedroom and returned in few minutes in the character of an amiable and simple-minded nonconformist clergyman his broad black hat his baggy trousers his white tie his sympathetic smile and general look of peering and benevolent curiosity were such as mr john hare alone could have equalled it was not merely that holmes changed his costume his expression his manner his very soul seemed to vary with every fresh part that he assumed the stage lost fine actor even as science lost an acute reasoner when he became specialist in crime it was quarter past six when we left baker street and it still wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in serpentine avenue it was already dusk and the lamps were just being lighted as we paced up and down in front of briony lodge waiting for the coming of its occupant the house was just such as had pictured it from sherlock holmes's succinct description but the locality appeared to be less private than expected on the contrary for small street in quiet neighbourhood it was remarkably animated there was group of shabbily dressed men smoking and laughing in corner scissors-grinder with his wheel two guardsmen who were flirting with nurse-girl and several well-dressed young men who were lounging up and down with cigars in their mouths you see remarked holmes as we paced to and fro in front of the house this marriage rather simplifies matters the photograph becomes double-edged weapon now the chances are that she would be as averse to its being seen by mr godfrey norton as our client is to its coming to the eyes of his princess now the question is where are we to find the photograph where indeed it is most unlikely that she carries it about with her it is cabinet size too large for easy concealment about woman's dress she knows that the king is capable of having her waylaid and searched two attempts of the sort have already been made we may take it then that she does not carry it about with her where then her banker or her lawyer there is that double possibility but am inclined to think neither women are naturally secretive and they like to do their own secreting why should she hand it over to anyone else she could trust her own guardianship but she could not tell what indirect or political influence might be brought to bear upon business man besides remember that she had resolved to use it within few days it must be where she can lay her hands upon it it must be in her own house but it has twice been burglarized pshaw they did not know how to look but how will you look will not look what then will get her to show me but she will refuse she will not be able to but hear the rumble of wheels it is her carriage now carry out my orders to the letter as he spoke the gleam of the sidelights of carriage came round the curve of the avenue it was smart little landau which rattled up to the door of briony lodge as it pulled up one of the loafing men at the corner dashed forward to open the door in the hope of earning copper but was elbowed away by another loafer who had rushed up with the same intention fierce quarrel broke out which was increased by the two guardsmen who took sides with one of the loungers and by the scissors grinder who was equally hot upon the other side blow was struck and in an instant the lady who had stepped from her carriage was the centre of little knot of struggling men who struck savagely at each other with their fists and sticks holmes dashed into the crowd to protect the lady but just as he reached her he gave cry and dropped to the ground with the blood running freely down his face at his fall the guardsmen took to their heels in one direction and the loungers in the other while number of better-dressed people who had watched the scuffle without taking part in it crowded in to help the lady and to attend to the injured man irene adler as will still call her had hurried up the steps but she stood at the top with her superb figure outlined against the lights of the hall looking back into the street is the poor gentleman much hurt she asked he is dead cried several voices no no there's life in him shouted another but he'll be gone before you can get him to the hospital he's brave fellow said the woman they would have had the lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for him they were gang and rough one too ah he's breathing now he can't lie in the street may we bring him in marm surely bring him into the sitting-room there is comfortable sofa this way please slowly and solemnly he was borne into briony lodge and laid out in the principal room while still observed the proceedings from my post by the window the lamps had been lighted but the blinds had not been drawn so that could see holmes as he lay upon the couch do not know whether he was seized with compunction at that moment for the part he was playing but know that never felt more heartily ashamed of myself in my life than when saw the beautiful creature against whom was conspiring or the grace and kindliness with which she waited upon the injured man and yet it would be the blackest treachery to holmes to draw back now from the part which he had intrusted to me hardened my heart and took the smoke-rocket from under my ulster after all thought we are not injuring her we are but preventing her from injuring another holmes had sat upon the couch and saw him motion like man who is in need of air maid rushed across and threw open the window at the same instant saw him raise his hand and at the signal tossed my rocket into the room with cry of fire the word was no sooner out of my mouth than the whole crowd of spectators well dressed and ill gentlemen hostlers and servant maids joined in general shriek of fire thick clouds of smoke curled through the room and out at the open window caught glimpse of rushing figures and moment later the voice of holmes from within assuring them that it was false alarm slipping through the shouting crowd made my way to the corner of the street and in ten minutes was rejoiced to find my friend's arm in mine and to get away from the scene of uproar he walked swiftly and in silence for some few minutes until we had turned down one of the quiet streets which led toward the edgeware road you did it very nicely doctor he remarked nothing could have been better it is all right you have the photograph know where it is and how did you find out she showed me as told you that she would am still in the dark do not wish to make mystery said he laughing the matter was perfectly simple you of course saw that everyone in the street was an accomplice they were all engaged for the evening guessed as much then when the row broke out had little moist red paint in the palm of my hand rushed forward fell down clapped my hand to my face and became piteous spectacle it is an old trick that also could fathom then they carried me in she was bound to have me in what else could she do and into her sitting room which was the very room which suspected it lay between that and her bedroom and was determined to see which they laid me on couch motioned for air they were compelled to open the window and you had your chance how did that help you it was all-important when woman thinks that her house is on fire her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she values most it is perfectly overpowering impulse and have more than once taken advantage of it in the case of the darlington substitution scandal it was of use to me and also in the arnsworth castle business married woman grabs at her baby an unmarried one reaches for her jewel box now it was clear to me that our lady of to-day had nothing in the house more precious to her than what we are in quest of she would rush to secure it the alarm of fire was admirably done the smoke and shouting were enough to shake nerves of steel she responded beautifully the photograph is in recess behind sliding panel just above the right bell-pull she was there in an instant and caught glimpse of it as she drew it out when cried out that it was false alarm she replaced it glanced at the rocket rushed from the room and have not seen her since rose and making my excuses escaped from the house hesitated whether to attempt to secure the photograph at once but the coachman had come in and as he was watching me narrowly it seemed safer to wait little over-precipitance may ruin all and now asked our quest is practically finished shall call with the king to-morrow and with you if you care to come with us we will be shown into the sitting room to wait for the lady but it is probable that when she comes she may find neither us nor the photograph it might be satisfaction to his majesty to regain it with his own hands and when will you call at eight in the morning she will not be up so that we shall have clear field besides we must be prompt for this marriage may mean complete change in her life and habits must wire to the king without delay we had reached baker street and had stopped at the door he was searching his pockets for the key when someone passing said good night mister sherlock holmes there were several people on the pavement at the time but the greeting appeared to come from slim youth in an ulster who had hurried by i've heard that voice before said holmes staring down the dimly lighted street now wonder who the deuce that could have been iii slept at baker street that night and we were engaged upon our toast and coffee in the morning when the king of bohemia rushed into the room you have really got it he cried grasping sherlock holmes by either shoulder and looking eagerly into his face not yet but you have hopes have hopes then come am all impatience to be gone we must have cab no my brougham is waiting then that will simplify matters we descended and started off once more for briony lodge irene adler is married remarked holmes married when yesterday but to whom to an english lawyer named norton but she could not love him am in hopes that she does and why in hopes because it would spare your majesty all fear of future annoyance if the lady loves her husband she does not love your majesty if she does not love your majesty there is no reason why she should interfere with your majesty's plan it is true and yet well wish she had been of my own station what queen she would have made he relapsed into moody silence which was not broken until we drew up in serpentine avenue the door of briony lodge was open and an elderly woman stood upon the steps she watched us with sardonic eye as we stepped from the brougham mr sherlock holmes believe said she am mr holmes answered my companion looking at her with questioning and rather startled gaze indeed my mistress told me that you were likely to call she left this morning with her husband by the train from charing cross for the continent what sherlock holmes staggered back white with chagrin and surprise do you mean that she has left england never to return and the papers asked the king hoarsely all is lost we shall see he pushed past the servant and rushed into the drawing-room followed by the king and myself the furniture was scattered about in every direction with dismantled shelves and open drawers as if the lady had hurriedly ransacked them before her flight holmes rushed at the bell-pull tore back small sliding shutter and plunging in his hand pulled out photograph and letter the photograph was of irene adler herself in evening dress the letter was superscribed to sherlock holmes esq to be left till called for my friend tore it open and we all three read it together it was dated at midnight of the preceding night and ran in this way my dear mr sherlock holmes you really did it very well you took me in completely until after the alarm of fire had not suspicion but then when found how had betrayed myself began to think had been warned against you months ago had been told that if the king employed an agent it would certainly be you and your address had been given me yet with all this you made me reveal what you wanted to know even after became suspicious found it hard to think evil of such dear kind old clergyman but you know have been trained as an actress myself male costume is nothing new to me often take advantage of the freedom which it gives sent john the coachman to watch you ran up-stairs got into my walking clothes as call them and came down just as you departed well followed you to your door and so made sure that was really an object of interest to the celebrated mr sherlock holmes then rather imprudently wished you good-night and started for the temple to see my husband we both thought the best resource was flight when pursued by so formidable an antagonist so you will find the nest empty when you call to-morrow as to the photograph your client may rest in peace love and am loved by better man than he the king may do what he will without hindrance from one whom he has cruelly wronged keep it only to safeguard myself and to preserve weapon which will always secure me from any steps which he might take in the future leave photograph which he might care to possess and remain dear mr sherlock holmes very truly yours irene norton née adler what woman oh what woman cried the king of bohemia when we had all three read this epistle did not tell you how quick and resolute she was would she not have made an admirable queen is it not pity that she was not on my level from what have seen of the lady she seems indeed to be on very different level to your majesty said holmes coldly am sorry that have not been able to bring your majesty's business to more successful conclusion on the contrary my dear sir cried the king nothing could be more successful know that her word is inviolate the photograph is now as safe as if it were in the fire am glad to hear your majesty say so am immensely indebted to you pray tell me in what way can reward you this ring he slipped an emerald snake ring from his finger and held it out upon the palm of his hand your majesty has something which should value even more highly said holmes you have but to name it this photograph the king stared at him in amazement irene's photograph he cried certainly if you wish it thank your majesty then there is no more to be done in the matter have the honour to wish you very good-morning he bowed and turning away without observing the hand which the king had stretched out to him he set off in my company for his chambers and that was how great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom of bohemia and how the best plans of mr sherlock holmes were beaten by woman's wit he used to make merry over the cleverness of women but have not heard him do it of late and when he speaks of irene adler or when he refers to her photograph it is always under the honourable title of the woman