stories.aiml

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<category><pattern>SMOKERS RIGHTS</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="whale">Smoker</set>  <set name="whal">Smok</set>  <set name="badboys">Police</set>  <set name="badgirls">Firefighters</set>  <set name="blue">cigarette smoker</set>  <set name="gray">pipe smoker</set>  <set name="minke">pouch tobacco smoker</set>  <set name="right">pot smoker</set>  <set name="sperm">clove cigarette smoker</set>  <set name="pilot">cigar smoker</set>  </think>  <srai>WHALE TALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CIVIL WAR STORY</pattern>
<template>The <get name="war"/> began when <get name="firststate"/> declared its independence from the <get name="nation"/>.  <get name="firststate"/> was soon joined by <get name="secondstate"/>, <get name="thirdstate"/> and <get name="fourthstate"/>, except for a small part of <get name="fourthstate"/> that remained in the <get name="nation"/>.   The first battles of the war were mainly symbolic, involving small <get name="sites"/> along the coast and far inland.  Frontier battles became larger and larger in important strategic areas such as the <get name="area"/>, as the Union attempted to blockade the <get name="rebels"/>.      Gradually the Battle Front hardened along the center as both sides poured more men and machines into the war.  The <get name="rebels"/> attempted one last invasion of the <get name="nation"/> at <get name="battle"/>, but they were driven back.  Eventually the <get name="nation"/> took the <get name="area"/>, burned the capital of <get name="secondstate"/>, marched to the sea, and took its greatest vengeance on the first rebel state <get name="firststate"/>.  In a final act of defiance, The President of the <get name="nation"/> sat at the desk of the President of <get name="rebels"/> in the capital of <get name="fourthstate"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AIML WORLD HISTORY</pattern>
<template><think><set name="world">ALICE World</set> <set name="types">AIML factions</set> <set name="environment">networks</set> <set name="selfdefeat">cut their own throats</set> <set name="goingalone">dividing the community</set> <set name="type1">Grammarians</set> <set name="home1">AIML Schema Committee</set> <set name="type1a">Radical Reductionist</set> <set name="home1a">XML Standards Group</set> <set name="type2">Extremely Helpful Volunteers</set> <set name="home2">Self Sacraficing Community</set> <set name="type2a">Student Engineers</set> <set name="home2a">State of Suspended Disbelief</set> <set name="type2b">Unemployed Engineers</set> <set name="home2b">Social Benefits</set> <set name="type2c">Disabled Engineers</set> <set name="home2c">Social Security</set> <set name="type2d">Retired Engineers</set> <set name="home2d">Retirement Pensions</set> <set name="type3">Greedy Corporations</set> <set name="home3">Global Capitalism</set> <set name="type4">Mad Scientists</set> <set name="home4">A. I. Foundation Headquarters</set> <set name="type5">Academic Types</set> <set name="home5">Universities</set> <set name="type6a">Programmers</set> <set name="home6a">Corporations and governments</set> <set name="type6b">standards groups</set> <set name="home6b">universities and corporations</set> <set name="type6c">commercial applications</set> <set name="home6c">business</set> <set name="type7">movie and TV producers</set> <set name="home7">Hollywood</set> <set name="type8">monopolistic corporations</set> <set name="type8a">The A. I. Foundation Board</set> <set name="home8a">San Francisco</set> <set name="type8b">Pandorabots</set> <set name="home8b">Oakland, CA</set> <set name="type8c">Sun</set> <set name="home8c">Silicon Valley</set> <set name="type8d">AOL</set> <set name="home8d">Virginia</set> <set name="type9">All other bot companies</set> <set name="home9">Software business</set></think> <srai>STORY WORLD HISTORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICAN CIVIL WAR STORY</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="war">American Civil War</set>  <set name="firststate">South Carolina</set>  <set name="secondstate">Georgia</set>  <set name="thirdstate">North Carolina</set>  <set name="fourthstate">Virginia</set>  <set name="nation">Union</set>  <set name="rebels">Rebel States</set>  <set name="sites">forts</set>  <set name="area">Mississippi</set>  <set name="battle">Gettysburg</set>  </think>  <srai>CIVIL WAR STORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOUR DOLPHINS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Bottlenose Dolphins</li>  <li>Blue Dolphins</li>  <li>Gray Dolphins</li>  <li>Dolphins</li>  <li>Navy Dolphins</li>  <li>Tuna Dolphins</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOUR CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>France</li>  <li>Vietnam</li>  <li>Thailand</li>  <li>Algeria</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Canada</li>  <li>Holland</li>  <li>New England</li>  <li>New Zealand</li>  <li>the Amish</li>  <li>the Puritains</li>  <li>Switzerland</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEDERATION HISTORY</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="world">Galactic Space</set> <set name="types">specie</set> <set name="environment">planets</set> <set name="selfdefeat">beamed themselves into space</set> <set name="goingalone">flying without spacehelmets</set> <set name="type1">Humanoid Insect</set> <set name="home1">Alpha Quadrant</set> <set name="type1a">Andorian</set> <set name="home1a">Alpha Quadrant</set> <set name="type2">Telepath</set> <set name="home2">Alpha Quadrant</set> <set name="type2a">Tholian</set> <set name="home2a">Alpha Quadrant</set> <set name="type2b">Trill</set> <set name="home2b">Trill Home World</set> <set name="type2c">Betazoids</set> <set name="home2c">Betazed</set> <set name="type2d">Tamarian</set> <set name="home2d">Delta Quadrant</set> <set name="type3">Federation</set> <set name="home3">Earth</set> <set name="type4">Bajoran</set> <set name="home4">Bajor</set> <set name="type5">Vulcan</set> <set name="home5">Vulcan</set> <set name="type6a">Cardassian</set> <set name="home6a">Cardassian Space</set> <set name="type6b">Klingon</set> <set name="home6b">Beta Quadrant</set> <set name="type6c">Borg</set> <set name="home6c">Delta Quadrant</set> <set name="type7">Q</set> <set name="home7">Continuum</set> <set name="type8">Imperialist</set> <set name="type8a">Gorn</set> <set name="home8a">Gamma Quadrant</set> <set name="type8b">Romulans</set> <set name="home8b">Romulus</set> <set name="type8c">Ferengi</set> <set name="home8c">Alpha Quadrant</set> <set name="type8d">Dominion</set> <set name="home8d">Gamma Quadrant</set> <set name="type9">Changelings</set> <set name="home9">Gamma Quadrant</set> </think> <srai>STORY WORLD HISTORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEA WORLD HISTORY</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="world">Sea World</set> <set name="types">species</set> <set name="environment">waters</set> <set name="selfdefeat">poisoned their own waters</set> <set name="goingalone">swimming upstream alone</set> <set name="type1">Jellyfish</set> <set name="home1">Bay of Conscientiousness</set> <set name="type1a">Giant Jellyfish</set> <set name="home1a">Bay of Conscientiousness</set> <set name="type2">Giant Mollusc</set> <set name="home2">Ocean of Self-Sacrafice</set> <set name="type2a">Squid</set> <set name="home2a">Sea of Hysteria</set> <set name="type2b">Giant Squid</set> <set name="home2b">Sea of Hysteria</set> <set name="type2c">Octopus</set> <set name="home2c">Sea of Hysteria</set> <set name="type2d">Giant Clam</set> <set name="home2d">Masochistic River</set> <set name="type3">Killer Whale</set> <set name="home3">the Workaholic Lakes, the Naricissism River, and a 30 mile limit around the Continent of Competitors</set> <set name="type4">Dolphin</set> <set name="home4">Ocean of Creativity</set> <set name="type5">Porpoise</set> <set name="home5">Sea of Schizophrenia</set> <set name="type6a">Sperm Whale</set> <set name="home6a">Codependent Sea</set> <set name="type6b">Gray Whale</set> <set name="home6b">Vigilant Sea</set> <set name="type6c">Blue Whale</set> <set name="home6c">Avoidant Sea</set> <set name="type7">Pirhana</set> <set name="home7">Bay of Cyclothymia</set> <set name="type8">Shark</set> <set name="type8a">Hammerhead</set> <set name="home8a">Histrionic Ocean</set> <set name="type8b">Great White Shark</set> <set name="home8b">Sociopathic Sea</set> <set name="type8c">Galapagos Shark</set> <set name="home8c">Mercurial Sea</set> <set name="type8d">Lemon Shark</set> <set name="home8d">Borderline Ocean</set> <set name="type9">All other whale</set> <set name="home9">Sea of Tranquility</set> </think> <srai>STORY WORLD HISTORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIVE CULTURES</pattern>
<template>England</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SIX WHALES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Gray Whales</li>  <li>Blue Whales</li>  <li>Sperm Whales</li>  <li>Right Whales</li>  <li>Fin Whales</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SIX CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Singapore</li>  <li>China</li>  <li>Germany</li>  <li>Russia</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FAT FOUR TWO</pattern>
<template><think><set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set><set name="two"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set></think> <get name="four"/> is married to <get name="two"/>. At a conscious level, <get name="four"/> felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds.  But part of him feels that he is going to get in fights with people if he slims down again.  In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did get into a lot of political fights, as well as arguments with his wife that almost ended in divorce from <get name="two"/>.  Because they have a child together, <get name="four"/> is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself.  So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with <get name="two"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM FOURS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Photographer Diane Arbus</li>  <li>Painter Francis Bacon</li>  <li>John Barrymore</li>  <li>Charles Baudelaire</li>  <li>Ingmar Bergman</li>  <li>Poet John Berryman</li>  <li>Director Peter Bogdanovich</li>  <li>Marlon Brando</li>  <li>Richard Brautigan</li>  <li>Jackson Browne</li>  <li>Raymond Burr</li>  <li>Singer Kate Bush</li>  <li>Mary Chapin Carpenter</li>  <li>Prince Charles</li>  <li>Eric Clapton</li>  <li>Kurt Cobain</li>  <li>Leonard Cohen</li>  <li>Judy Collins</li>  <li>James Dean</li>  <li>Johnny Depp</li>  <li>Neil Diamond</li>  <li>Isak Dinesen</li>  <li>Michael Dorris</li>  <li>French novelist Marguerite Duras</li>  <li>Bob Dylan</li>  <li>Judy Garland</li>  <li>Martha Graham</li>  <li>Singer Nanci Griffith</li>  <li>Billie Holliday</li>  <li>Lena Horne</li>  <li>Julio Iglesias</li>  <li>Michael Jackson</li>  <li>Jewel</li>  <li>Janis Joplin</li>  <li>Naomi Judd</li>  <li>Harvey Keitel</li>  <li>Jack Kerouac</li>  <li>Poet Philip Larkin</li>  <li>Charles Laughton</li>  <li>T. E. Lawrence</li>  <li>Vivien Leigh</li>  <li>John Malkovich</li>  <li>Marcello Mastroianni</li>  <li>Author Mary McCarthy</li>  <li>Carson McCullers</li>  <li>Rod McKuen</li>  <li>Thomas Merton</li>  <li>Author Yukio Mishima</li>  <li>Joni Mitchell</li>  <li>Jim Morrison</li>  <li>Morrissey</li>  <li>Edvard Munch</li>  <li>Liam Neeson</li>  <li>Mike Nichols</li>  <li>Stevie Nicks</li>  <li>Author Anais Nin</li>  <li>Nick Nolte</li>  <li>Laurence Olivier</li>  <li>Edith Piaf</li>  <li>Sylvia Plath</li>  <li>Edgar Allen Poe</li>  <li>Novelist Anne Rice</li>  <li>Arthur Rimbaud</li>  <li>Francoise Sagan</li>  <li>Poet Anne Sexton</li>  <li>Percy Shelley</li>  <li>Simone Signoret</li>  <li>Singer Paul Simon</li>  <li>Edna St. Vincent Millay</li>  <li>August Strindberg</li>  <li>Singer James Taylor</li>  <li>Spencer Tracy</li>  <li>Vincent Van Gogh</li>  <li>Suzanne Vega</li>  <li>Author Robert James Waller</li>  <li>Alan Watts</li>  <li>Orson Welles</li>  <li>Australian novelist Patrick White</li>  <li>Tennessee Williams</li>  <li>Kate Winslet</li>  <li>Virginia Woolf</li>  <li>Neil Young</li>  <li>Richard Wallace</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM EIGHTS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>the cultural aura of Serbia</li>  <li>the culture of the Mafia</li>  <li>Lawyer Leslie Abramson</li>  <li>Gloria Allred</li>  <li>Director Robert Altman</li>  <li>Edward Asner</li>  <li>Kemal Ataturk</li>  <li>F. Lee Bailey</li>  <li>Actor Joe Don Baker</li>  <li>Lucille Ball</li>  <li>Charles Barkley</li>  <li>Richard Belzer</li>  <li>Humphrey Bogart</li>  <li>Napoleon Bonaparte</li>  <li>Charles Bronson</li>  <li>James Brown</li>  <li>Football's Jim Brown</li>  <li>Pat Buchanan</li>  <li>Richard Burton</li>  <li>Johnny Cash</li>  <li>John Cassavetes</li>  <li>Fidel Castro</li>  <li>Eldridge Cleaver</li>  <li>Ty Cobb</li>  <li>Sean Connery</li>  <li>Jimmy Connors</li>  <li>Robert Conrad</li>  <li>Matt Damon</li>  <li>Brian Dennehy</li>  <li>Alan Dershowitz</li>  <li>Danny DeVito</li>  <li>Football's Mike Ditka</li>  <li>Bob Dole</li>  <li>Sam Donaldson</li>  <li>Kirk Douglas</li>  <li>Michael Douglas</li>  <li>Morton Downey Jr.</li>  <li>Fred Dryer</li>  <li>Boxer Roberto Duran</li>  <li>Author Harlan Ellison</li>  <li>Milton Erickson</li>  <li>Moshe Feldenkrais</li>  <li>Actress Linda Fiorentino</li>  <li>Indira Gandhi</li>  <li>Apache warrior Geronimo</li>  <li>John Gotti</li>  <li>George Gurdjieff</li>  <li>the Hell's Angels</li>  <li>Ernest Hemingway</li>  <li>Jimmy Hoffa</li>  <li>Opera singer Marilyn Horne</li>  <li>Saddam Hussein</li>  <li>Director John Huston</li>  <li>Laura Ingraham</li>  <li>Joan Jett</li>  <li>Lyndon Johnson</li>  <li>Carlos Casteneda's Don Juan</li>  <li>Brian Keith</li>  <li>Nikita Khrushchev</li>  <li>Evel Knievel</li>  <li>Michael Landon</li>  <li>Rush Limbaugh</li>  <li>John Lydon (Johnny Rotten)</li>  <li>Norman Mailer</li>  <li>Mao Tse-tung</li>  <li>Wynton Marsalis</li>  <li>Lee Marvin</li>  <li>Tycoon Robert Maxwell</li>  <li>Malcolm McDowell</li>  <li>John McEnroe</li>  <li>Mark McGwire</li>  <li>Golda Meir</li>  <li>Comedian Dennis Miller</li>  <li>Robert Mitchum</li>  <li>Actor Judd Nelson</li>  <li>George Patton</li>  <li>Director Sam Peckinpah</li>  <li>Sean Penn</li>  <li>Gestalt therapist Fritz Perls</li>  <li>Julia Phillips</li>  <li>Actress Julianne Phillips</li>  <li>Suzanne Pleshette</li>  <li>Queen Latifah</li>  <li>Dixy Lee Ray</li>  <li>Ann Richards</li>  <li>Geraldo Rivera</li>  <li>Theodore Roosevelt</li>  <li>Axl Rose</li>  <li>Mickey Rourke</li>  <li>Colonel Harland Sanders</li>  <li>Telly Savalas</li>  <li>Baseball's Marge Schott</li>  <li>George C. Scott</li>  <li>Maurice Sendak</li>  <li>Tupac Shakur</li>  <li>Frank Sinatra</li>  <li>Grace Slick</li>  <li>Guardian Angel Curtis Sliwa</li>  <li>Joseph Stalin</li>  <li>John Sununu</li>  <li>Tamerlane</li>  <li>Charlize Theron</li>  <li>Rip Torn</li>  <li>Donald Trump</li>  <li>Pancho Villa</li>  <li>Ken Wahl</li>  <li>George Wallace</li>  <li>Mike Wallace</li>  <li>Denzel Washington</li>  <li>John Wayne</li>  <li>Ted Williams</li>  <li>Debra Winger</li>  <li>Zorba the Greek</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM SEVENS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Paul Allen</li>  <li>Comedian Steve Allen</li>  <li>Comedian Tim Allen</li>  <li>Desi Arnaz</li>  <li>Richard Avedon</li>  <li>Robert Ballard</li>  <li>Honore Balzac</li>  <li>Humorist Dave Barry</li>  <li>Jack Benny</li>  <li>Chuck Berry</li>  <li>Jacqueline Bisset</li>  <li>Poet Robert Bly</li>  <li>Sonny Bono</li>  <li>Comedienne Elayne Boosler</li>  <li>Musical comedian Victor Borge</li>  <li>Football's Terry Bradshaw</li>  <li>Kenneth Branagh</li>  <li>Richard Branson</li>  <li>Jimmy Buffett</li>  <li>Michael Caine</li>  <li>Mythologist Joseph Campbell</li>  <li>Pierre Cardin</li>  <li>Jackie Chan</li>  <li>Chevy Chase</li>  <li>Maurice Chevalier</li>  <li>George Clooney</li>  <li>Buffalo Bill Cody</li>  <li>Joan Collins</li>  <li>Director Francis Ford Coppola</li>  <li>Filmmaker Roger Corman</li>  <li>MTV's Dan Cortese</li>  <li>Katie Couric</li>  <li>David Crosby</li>  <li>e.e. cummings</li>  <li>Tony Curtis</li>  <li>Roger Daltry</li>  <li>Philosopher Gerard Depardieu</li>  <li>Diderot</li>  <li>QVC resident Barry Diller</li>  <li>Hugh Downs</li>  <li>Michael Eisner</li>  <li>Douglas Fairbanks Jr.</li>  <li>Federico Fellini</li>  <li>Sarah Ferguson</li>  <li>Physicist Richard Feynman</li>  <li>Errol Flynn</li>  <li>Peter Fonda</li>  <li>Malcolm Forbes</li>  <li>George Foreman</li>  <li>Bob Fosse</li>  <li>Matthew Fox</li>  <li>Michael J. Fox</li>  <li>Author Robert Fulghum</li>  <li>Clark Gable</li>  <li>Ava Gardner</li>  <li>Carlos Casteneda's Don Genaro</li>  <li>John Gielgud</li>  <li>Dizzy Gillespie</li>  <li>Newt Gingrich</li>  <li>Goethe</li>  <li>Ruth Gordon</li>  <li>Cary Grant</li>  <li>Andre Gregory</li>  <li>George Hamilton</li>  <li>Tom Hanks</li>  <li>Richard Harris</li>  <li>Goldie Hawn</li>  <li>Actress Marilu Henner</li>  <li>Abbie Hoffman</li>  <li>Pianist Vladimir Horowitz</li>  <li>Ron Howard</li>  <li>Lauren Hutton</li>  <li>Self-help author Gerald Jampolsky</li>  <li>Derek Jarman</li>  <li>Thomas Jefferson</li>  <li>Steve Jobs</li>  <li>Magic Johnson</li>  <li>Architect Phillip Johnson</li>  <li>Jerry Jones</li>  <li>King Juan Carlos of Spain</li>  <li>Actress Carol Kane</li>  <li>Michael Keaton</li>  <li>John F. Kennedy</li>  <li>Ken Kesey</li>  <li>Comedian Alan King</li>  <li>Don King</li>  <li>CNN's Larry King</li>  <li>Comedian Robert Klein</li>  <li>Director David Lean</li>  <li>Timothy Leary</li>  <li>Director Barry Levinson</li>  <li>Puppeteer Shari Lewis</li>  <li>Artist Roy Lichtenstein</li>  <li>Loretta Lynn</li>  <li>Football's John Madden</li>  <li>Director Louis Malle</li>  <li>Singer Meat Loaf</li>  <li>Author Henry Miller</li>  <li>Yves Montand</li>  <li>Dudley Moore</li>  <li>Jeanne Moreau</li>  <li>Robert Morley</li>  <li>Eddie Murphy</li>  <li>Jack Nicholson</li>  <li>Leslie Nielsen</li>  <li>Donald O'Connor</li>  <li>Peter O'Toole</li>  <li>Luciano Pavarotti</li>  <li>Author Joseph Chilton Pearce</li>  <li>Regis Philbin</li>  <li>Bronson Pinchot</li>  <li>Brad Pitt</li>  <li>George Plimpton</li>  <li>Vincent Price</li>  <li>Dennis Quaid</li>  <li>Anthony Quinn</li>  <li>Bonnie Raitt</li>  <li>Ram Dass</li>  <li>Ron Reagan Jr.</li>  <li>Basketball Coach Pat Reilly</li>  <li>Lee Remick</li>  <li>Tim Rice</li>  <li>Filmmaker/Nazi propagandist Leni Riefenstahl</li>  <li>Jason Robards</li>  <li>Novelist Tom Robbins</li>  <li>Ginger Rogers</li>  <li>Linda Ronstadt</li>  <li>Interviewer Charlie Rose</li>  <li>David Lee Roth</li>  <li>Economist Louis Rukeyser</li>  <li>Rosalind Russell</li>  <li>Babe Ruth</li>  <li>Susan Saint James</li>  <li>Director Martin Scorsese</li>  <li> Weatherman Willard Scott</li>  <li>Martin Short</li>  <li>Self-help author Bernie Siegel</li>  <li>Steven Spielberg</li>  <li>Mickey Spillane</li>  <li>Robert Louis Stevenson</li>  <li>Barbra Streisand</li>  <li>Henry David Thoreau</li>  <li>Lily  Tomlin</li>  <li>Tanya Tucker</li>  <li>Janine Turner</li>  <li>Lana Turner</li>  <li>Peter Ustinov</li>  <li>Dick Van Dyke</li>  <li>Vince Vaughn</li>  <li>Voltaire</li>  <li>Kurt Vonnegut</li>  <li>Eli Wallach</li>  <li>Rolling Stone's Jann Wenner</li>  <li>Betty White</li>  <li>Robin Williams</li>  <li>Robert Anton Wilson</li>  <li>the Duke of Windsor</li>  <li>Jonathan Winters</li>  <li>Author Tom Wolfe</li>  <li>James Woods</li>  <li>Poet William Wordsworth</li>  <li>Franco Zeffirelli</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM STORY</pattern>
<template><random>    <li><srai>WAR ONE THREE</srai></li>  <li><srai>WAR ONE TWO THREE</srai></li>  <li><srai>WAR EIGHT FOUR THREE</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY ONE TWO</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY ONE THREE</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY ONE FOUR</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY ONE FIVE</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY ONE SIX</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY FOUR FIVE</srai></li>  <li><srai>STORY FOUR SIX</srai></li>  <li>Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM SIXES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Actor Jason Alexander</li>  <li>Woody Allen</li>  <li>Alan Arkin</li>  <li>Kim Basinger</li>  <li>Candice Bergen</li>  <li>Albert Brooks</li>  <li>George Bush</li>  <li>Actress Lynda Carter</li>  <li>Stockard Channing</li>  <li>Rodney Dangerfield</li>  <li>Ellen DeGeneres</li>  <li>Julie Delpy</li>  <li>Sally Field</li>  <li>Teri Garr</li>  <li>Cartoonist Cathy Guisewite</li>  <li>Ed Harris</li>  <li>Janet Leigh</li>  <li>Jack Lemmon</li>  <li>Richard Lewis</li>  <li>Penny Marshall</li>  <li>Marilyn Monroe</li>  <li>Mary Tyler Moore</li>  <li>Bob Newhart</li>  <li>Richard Nixon</li>  <li>Lena Olin</li>  <li>Anthony Perkins</li>  <li>Director Sydney Pollack</li>  <li>Paul Reiser</li>  <li>Pat Robertson</li>  <li>Rene Russo</li>  <li>Kristin Scott-Thomas</li>  <li>Carly Simon</li>  <li>Suzanne Somers</li>  <li>Bruce Springsteen</li>  <li>Jon Stewart</li>  <li>Meg Tilly</li>  <li>Brian Wilson</li>  <li>Ellen Barkin</li>  <li>Warren Beatty</li>  <li>Comedian George Carlin</li>  <li>Actress Judy Davis</li>  <li>Phil Donahue</li>  <li>Carrie Fisher</li>  <li>Mel Gibson</li>  <li>Andrew Grove</li>  <li>Gene Hackman</li>  <li>Adolf Hitler</li>  <li>Dustin Hoffman</li>  <li>J. Edgar Hoover</li>  <li>Elton John</li>  <li>Tommy Lee Jones</li>  <li>Wynonna Judd</li>  <li>J. Krishnamurti</li>  <li>Director Spike Lee</li>  <li>David Letterman</li>  <li>Gordon Liddy</li>  <li>Charles Manson</li>  <li>Steve McQueen</li>  <li>Filmmaker Michael Moore</li>  <li>Paul Newman</li>  <li>Chuck Norris</li>  <li>Rosie Perez</li>  <li>Richard Pryor</li>  <li>Robert Redford</li>  <li>Janet Reno</li>  <li>Julia Roberts</li>  <li>Meg Ryan</li>  <li>Violinist Nadia Salerno-Sonnenberg</li>  <li>Steven Seagal</li>  <li>Sissy Spacek</li>  <li>James Spader</li>  <li>Ben Stiller</li>  <li>Patrick Swayze</li>  <li>Linda Tripp</li>  <li>Ted Turner</li>  <li>Terry Tempest Williams</li>  <li>Actress Sean Young</li>  <li>Vladimir Zhirinovsky</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM ONES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Historian Stephen Ambrose</li>  <li>Julie Andrews</li>  <li>Hanan Ashrawi</li>  <li>St. Augustine</li>  <li>William Bennett</li>  <li>Father Phillip Berrigan</li>  <li>Ambrose Bierce</li>  <li>Psychologist John Bradshaw</li>  <li>Tom Brokaw</li>  <li>Sierra Club founder David Brower</li>  <li>Feminist author Susan Brownmiller</li>  <li>William F. Buckley</li>  <li>John Calvin</li>  <li>Cesar Chavez</li>  <li>Singapore President Ong Teng Cheong</li>  <li>Hillary Clinton</li>  <li>Confucius</li>  <li>Actress Jane Curtin</li>  <li>Angela Davis</li>  <li>W. E. B. DuBois</li>  <li>Michael Dukakis</li>  <li>Christian Scientist Mary Baker Eddy</li>  <li>Dr. Dean Edell</li>  <li>Activist Daniel Ellsworth</li>  <li>Harrison Ford</li>  <li>Jodie Foster</li>  <li>Buckminster Fuller</li>  <li>Barry Goldwater</li>  <li>Lillian Hellman</li>  <li>Katharine Hepburn</li>  <li>Charlton Heston</li>  <li>St. Ignatius</li>  <li>Glenda Jackson</li>  <li>Peter Jennings</li>  <li>Samuel Johnson</li>  <li>Dean Jones</li>  <li>CNN's Myron Kandel</li>  <li>Senator John Kerry</li>  <li>Dr. Jack Kevorkian</li>  <li>Ted Koppel</li>  <li>the NRA's Wayne LaPierre</li>  <li>Laura Linney</li>  <li>The Lone Ranger</li>  <li>Martin Luther</li>  <li>Nelson Mandela</li>  <li>Miss Manners</li>  <li>Thurgood Marshall</li>  <li>George McGovern</li>  <li>Playwright Arthur Miller</li>  <li>Author Jessica Mitford</li>  <li>Sir Thomas Moore</li>  <li>Ralph Nader</li>  <li>Leonard Nimoy</li>  <li>Christiane Northrup</li>  <li>John Cardinal O'Connor</li>  <li>Ian Paisley</li>  <li>Gregory Peck</li>  <li>H. Ross Perot</li>  <li>Sidney Poitier</li>  <li>Pope John Paul II</li>  <li>Emily Post</li>  <li>Colin Powell</li>  <li>the culture of the Puritans</li>  <li>Marilyn Quayle</li>  <li>Yitzak Rabin</li>  <li>Tony Randall</li>  <li>Vanessa Redgrave</li>  <li>Donna Reed</li>  <li>Actor Cliff Robertson</li>  <li>Eleanor Roosevelt</li>  <li>Phyllis Schlafly</li>  <li>George Bernard Shaw</li>  <li>Bernard Shaw</li>  <li>Film critic Gene Siskel</li>  <li>Alexander Solzhenitsyn</li>  <li>Kenneth Starr</li>  <li>Actor Peter Strauss</li>  <li>Meryl Streep</li>    <li>Margaret Thatcher</li>  <li>Emma Thompson</li>  <li>Harry  Truman</li>  <li>Maxine Waters</li>  <li>Dragnet's Jack Webb</li>  <li>Joanne Woodward</li>  <li>Actress Jane Wyman</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM THREES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The cultural aura of America</li>  <li>the cultural aura of modern Japan</li>  <li>James Baker</li>  <li>Joseph Biden</li>  <li>David Bowie</li>  <li>Les Brown</li>  <li>Ron Brown</li>  <li>Jimmy Carter</li>  <li>Dick Clark</li>  <li>Lawyer Johnnie Cochran</li>  <li>Magician David Copperfield</li>  <li>Courtney Cox</li>  <li>Cindy Crawford</li>  <li>Tom Cruise</li>  <li>Rebecca DeMornay</li>  <li>Nora Ephron</li>  <li>Werner Erhard</li>  <li>Debbi Fields</li>  <li>F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>  <li>Michael Flatley</li>  <li>Phil Gramm</li>  <li>NBC's Bryant Gumbel</li>  <li>Actor Mark Harmon</li>  <li>Jesse Jackson</li>  <li>Michael Jordan</li>  <li>Henry Kissinger</li>  <li>Carl Lewis</li>  <li>Andrew Lloyd Webber</li>  <li>Vince Lombardi</li>  <li>Rob Lowe</li>  <li>Claire Boothe Luce</li>  <li>Joan Lunden</li>  <li>Ali MacGraw</li>  <li>Elle MacPherson</li>  <li>Reba McEntire</li>  <li>Demi Moore</li>  <li>Queen Noor</li>  <li>Oliver North</li>  <li>Dean Ornish</li>  <li>Bob Packwood</li>  <li>Master spy Kim Philby</li>  <li>Elvis Presley</li>  <li>Sally Quinn</li>  <li>Burt Reynolds</li>  <li>Anthony Robbins</li>  <li>Political strategist Ed Rollins</li>  <li>Diane Sawyer</li>  <li>Arnold Schwarzenegger</li>  <li>William Shatner</li>  <li>Cybill Shepherd</li>  <li>O.J. Simpson</li>  <li>Duchess of Windsor Wallis Simpson</li>  <li>Will Smith</li>  <li>Wesley Snipes</li>  <li>Sylvester Stallone</li>  <li>Sharon Stone</li>  <li>Kathleen Turner</li>  <li>Jean-Claude Van Damme</li>  <li>Kurt Waldheim</li>  <li>George Washington</li>  <li>Raquel Welch</li>  <li>Vanessa Williams</li>  <li>Marianne Williamson</li>  <li>Oprah Winfrey</li>  <li>Natalie Wood</li>  <li>Tiger Woods</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM NINES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>the cultural aura of Bali</li>  <li>Actress Loni Anderson</li>  <li>Jennifer Aniston</li>  <li>Bruce Babbitt</li>  <li>Antonio Banderas</li>  <li>Annette Bening</li>  <li>Tony Bennett</li>  <li>Tom Berenger</li>  <li>Yogi Berra</li>  <li>Ernest Borgnine</li>  <li>Matthew Broderick</li>  <li>Sandra Bullock</li>  <li>George Burns</li>  <li>Actress Kate Capshaw</li>  <li>Singer Belinda Carlisle</li>  <li>Art Carney</li>  <li>Actor Keith Carradine</li>  <li>Julia Child</li>  <li>Warren Christopher</li>  <li>Connie Chung</li>  <li>Bill Clinton</li>  <li>Gary Cooper</li>  <li>Kevin Costner</li>  <li>The Dalai Lama</li>  <li>Actor Jeff Daniels</li>  <li>Oscar de la Renta</li>  <li>Clint Eastwood</li>  <li>Dwight Eisenhower</li>  <li>Queen Elizabeth II</li>  <li>Shelley Fabares</li>  <li>Peter Falk</li>  <li>Gerald Ford</li>  <li>Actor Dennis Franz</li>  <li>Annette Funicello</li>  <li>Mahatma Gandhi</li>  <li>Chief Dan George</li>  <li>John Goodman</li>  <li>Tipper Gore</li>  <li>Actor Elliott Gould</li>  <li>Katherine Graham</li>  <li>Charles Grodin</li>  <li>Woody Harrelson</li>  <li>Gabby Hayes</li>  <li>Patty Hearst</li>  <li>Mariel Hemingway</li>  <li>Buck Henry</li>  <li>Audrey Hepburn</li>  <li>Barbara Hershey</li>  <li>Paul Hogan</li>  <li>King Hussein</li>  <li>Anjelica Huston</li>  <li>Actor Ben Johnson</li>  <li>Shirley Jones</li>  <li>C. G. Jung</li>  <li>Grace Kelly</li>  <li>Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan</li>  <li>Helmut Kohl</li>  <li>Lisa Kudrow</li>  <li>Stan Laurel</li>  <li>Jennifer Jason Leigh</li>  <li>Abraham Lincoln</li>  <li>Andie MacDowell</li>  <li>Mr. Magoo</li>  <li>John Major</li>  <li>Dean Martin</li>  <li>Jerry Mathers</li>  <li>Actor Harry Morgan</li>  <li>Sancho Panza</li>  <li>Slim Pickens</li>  <li>Actor Michael J. Pollard</li>  <li>Dan Quayle</li>  <li>James Earl Ray</li>  <li>Ronald Reagan</li>  <li>Ralph Richardson</li>  <li>Cal Ripkin</li>  <li>Robbie Robertson</li>  <li>Psychologist Carl Rogers</li>  <li>Roy Rogers</li>  <li>Gena Rowlands</li>  <li>Actress Eva Marie Saint</li>  <li>Jerry Seinfeld</li>  <li>Garry Shandling</li>  <li>Wallace Shawn</li>  <li>Martin Sheen</li>  <li>Actor Tom Skerritt</li>  <li>Sammy Sosa</li>  <li>Ringo Starr</li>  <li>Mary Steenburgen</li>  <li>Wallace Stegner</li>  <li>Gloria Steinem</li>  <li>Daniel Stern</li>  <li>James Stewart</li>  <li>Actor Eric Stoltz</li>  <li>Billy Bob Thornton</li>  <li>Singer Andy Williams</li>  <li>Tricia Yearwood</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM FIVES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Performance artist Laurie Anderson</li>  <li>St. Thomas Aquinas</li>  <li>Issac Asimov</li>  <li>Playwright Samuel Beckett</li>  <li>Author Paul Bowles</li>  <li>The Buddha</li>  <li>Director Tim  Burton</li>  <li>David Byrne</li>  <li>Actor Richard Chamberlain</li>  <li>Anton Chekhov</li>  <li>Agatha  Christie</li>  <li>Van Cliburn</li>  <li>Montgomery Clift</li>  <li>Former CIA Director William Colby</li>  <li>Michael Crichton</li>  <li>Daniel Day-Lewis</li>  <li>Rene Descartes</li>  <li>Joan Didion</li>  <li>Joe DiMaggio</li>  <li>Aviatrix Amelia Earhart</li>  <li>Albert Einstein</li>  <li>Author Loren  Eiseley</li>  <li>T. S. Eliot</li>  <li>Ralph Fiennes</li>  <li>Chess player Bobby Fischer</li>  <li>E. M. Forster</li>  <li>Greta Garbo</li>  <li>J. Paul Getty</li>  <li>Cybertech novelist William Gibson</li>  <li>Jane Goodall</li>  <li>Author Graham Greene</li>  <li>H. R. Haldeman</li>  <li>Hildegarde of Bingen</li>  <li>Alfred Hitchcock</li>  <li>Anthony Hopkins</li>  <li>Howard Hughes</li>  <li>Jeremy Irons</li>  <li>Unabomber Ted Kaczynski</li>  <li>Franz Kafka</li>  <li>Director Philip Kaufman</li>  <li>Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis</li>  <li>Dean R. Koontz</li>  <li>Arthur (The Amazing) Kreskin</li>  <li>Stanley Kubrick</li>  <li>C-SPAN's Brian Lamb</li>  <li>Cartoonist Gary Larson</li>  <li>John le Carre</li>  <li>Ursula K. LeGuin</li>  <li>Photographer Annie Leibowitz</li>  <li>George Lucas</li>  <li>David Lynch</li>  <li>Norman MacLean</li>  <li>Robert MacNeil</li>  <li>Movie critic Leonard Maltin</li>  <li>Author Peter Matthiessen</li>  <li>Novelist Ian McEwan</li>  <li>Larry McMurtry</li>  <li>Timothy McVeigh</li>  <li>Singer Natalie Merchant</li>  <li>Thelonious Monk</li>  <li>Actor Sam Neill</li>  <li>Joyce Carol Oates</li>  <li>Georgia O'Keefe</li>  <li>J. Robert Oppenheimer</li>  <li>Al Pacino</li>  <li>Italian sculptor Paladino</li>  <li>Michelle Pfeiffer</li>  <li>Philanthropist John D. Rockefeller Jr.</li>  <li>Oliver Sacks</li>  <li>Jean-Paul Sartre</li>  <li>Ebenezer Scrooge</li>  <li>Sister Wendy</li>  <li>Behaviorist B. F. Skinner</li>  <li>Poet Gary Snyder</li>  <li>Susan Sontag</li>  <li>George Stephanopoulos</li>  <li>Actress Madeleine Stowe</li><li>   Jules Verne</li>  <li>Max Von Sydow</li>  <li>Author Ken Wilber</li>  <li>Ludwig Wittgenstein</li>  <li>David Bacon</li>  <li>Alan Turing</li>  <li>Kim Wallace</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RANDOM TWOS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Alan Alda</li>  <li>Tammy Faye Bakker</li>  <li>Harry Belafonte</li>  <li>Child psychologist T. Berry Brazelton</li>  <li>Filmmaker Ken Burns</li>  <li>Leo Buscaglia</li>  <li>Barbara Bush</li>  <li>Glenn Close</li>  <li>Bill Cosby</li>  <li>Self-help author Barbara de Angelis</li>  <li>Princess Diana</li>  <li>Faye Dunaway</li>  <li>Mia Farrow</li>  <li>Feminist Betty Friedan</li>  <li>Kathie Lee Gifford</li>  <li>Danny Glover</li>  <li>Roosevelt Grier</li>  <li>Melanie Griffith</li>  <li>Pamela Harriman</li>  <li>Leona Helmsley</li>  <li>Whitney Houston</li>  <li>Arianna Huffington</li>  <li>Actress Anne Jackson</li>  <li>Jesus Christ</li>  <li>Author Erica Jong</li>  <li>Actress Sally Kellerman</li>  <li>Actress Sally Kirkland</li>  <li>Diane Ladd</li>  <li>Monica Lewinsky</li>  <li>Jerry Lewis</li>  <li>Actress Susan Lucci</li>  <li>Madonna</li>  <li>Alma Mahler</li>  <li>Imelda Marcos</li>  <li>Florence Nightingale</li>  <li>Merlin Olsen</li>  <li>Yoko Ono</li>  <li>Mandy Patinkin</li>  <li>Jack Perkins</li>  <li>Eva Peron</li>  <li>Susan Powter</li>  <li>Priscilla Presley</li>  <li>Sally Jessy Raphael</li>  <li>Nancy Reagan</li>  <li>Della Reese</li>  <li>Mr. Rogers</li>  <li>Family therapist Virginia Satir</li>  <li>Danielle Steel</li>  <li>Sally Struthers</li>  <li>Mother Teresa</li>  <li>Marlo Thomas</li>  <li>Actor Richard Thomas</li>  <li>Actress Jennifer Tilly</li>  <li>Tiny Tim</li>  <li>John Travolta</li>  <li>Ivana Trump</li>  <li>Desmond Tutu</li>  <li>Actress Lesley Ann Warren</li>  <li>Brazilian singer Xuxa</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JOURNEY</pattern>
<template><get name="four"/> is the son of <get name="two"/> and <get name="one"/>.  He was raised and trained by the wise <get name="nine"/>.  His youthful playmate  <get name="five"/> got in him in trouble often.  But his other friend   <get name="three"/> was a town favorite, and kept his public image good.   When he reached maturity, <get name="four"/> left his home on a long journey, accompanied by <get name="three"/> and <get name="five"/>.  They originally planned to meet <get name="nine"/> in a distant land, but they could not locate him.  Instead, they faced a great danger posed by the the unscrupulous demon <get name="seven"/>.  <get name="five"/> was nearly <get name="kill"/>ed, but saved by at the last minute when a loyal new friend, <get name="six"/> appeared.  <get name="six"/> led <get name="three"/>, <get name="four"/> and   <get name="five"/> far away from <get name="seven"/>.  Now <get name="five"/> was able to recover.  <get name="four"/> met  and fell in love with   <get name="2a"/>.  His father <get name="one"/> reappeared along with the lost <get name="nine"/>.  But then <get name="seven"/> discovered their hideout, and <get name="kill"/>s <get name="five"/>.  <get name="nine"/> called upon the powerful wizard <get name="eight"/>.  Together, <get name="four"/>, his father <get name="one"/>, the wise <get name="nine"/>, the wizard <get name="eight"/> and all his other friends defeated the resourceful <get name="seven"/> in a mighty battle.  After mourning the loss of his friend <get name="five"/>,  <get name="four"/> returned to his homeland to marry <get name="2a"/> in a big celebration, along with <get name="one"/>, <get name="two"/>,   <get name="three"/>, <get name="six"/>, <get name="eight"/>, <get name="nine"/>, and  all his other friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Cuba</li>  <li>Mexico</li>  <li>Columbia</li>  <li>Brazil</li>  <li>Argentina</li>  <li>Peru</li>  <li>Venezuela</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEVEN CULTURES</pattern>
<template>Ireland</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REAL WORLD HISTORY</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="world">World</set> <set name="types">nation</set> <set name="environment">face</set> <set name="selfdefeat">cut their own throats</set> <set name="goingalone">swimming against the tide</set> <set name="type1">European</set> <set name="home1">Europe</set> <set name="type1a">Austro-Hungarian</set> <set name="home1a">Eastern Europe</set> <set name="type2">Developing Countries</set> <set name="home2">Third World</set> <set name="type2a">Italian</set> <set name="home2a">Italy</set> <set name="type2b">Cuban</set> <set name="home2b">Cuba</set> <set name="type2c">Afghani</set> <set name="home2c">Central Asia</set> <set name="type2d">Vietnamese</set> <set name="home2d">Southeast Asia</set> <set name="type3">United State</set> <set name="home3">North America</set> <set name="type4">French</set> <set name="home4">France</set> <set name="type5">English</set> <set name="home5">England</set> <set name="type6a">German</set> <set name="home6a">Germany</set> <set name="type6b">Russian</set> <set name="home6b">Russia</set> <set name="type6c">Chinese</set> <set name="home6c">Far East</set> <set name="type7">Irish</set> <set name="home7">Ireland</set> <set name="type8">Imperialist</set> <set name="type8a">Serbian</set> <set name="home8a">Yugoslavia</set> <set name="type8b">British</set> <set name="home8b">England</set> <set name="type8c">Jew</set> <set name="home8c">Middle East</set> <set name="type8d">Japanese</set> <set name="home8d">Far East</set> <set name="type9">African nation</set> <set name="home9">Africa</set> </think> <srai>STORY WORLD HISTORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHALE TALE</pattern>
<template><get name="whale"/>s are so beloved that the authorities spent four months and $250,000  unsuccessfully trying to free a <get name="right"/> dubbed Churchill from fishing  ropes last year, and the stranding of 55 <get name="pilot"/>s near here a few weeks  ago prompted a lump in the national throat. The "Save the <get name="whale"/>s" ethos is  almost unquestioned, and <get name="badboys"/> and <get name="badgirls"/> risk becoming pariahs by  continuing to salivate when they see a nice juicy <get name="whale"/>.    But it's time to put sentiment aside. The "save the <get name="whale"/>s" campaign against  all commercial <get name="whal"/>ing was necessary a few decades ago, after <get name="whal"/>ing had  devastated all large species. Even today, there are fewer than 10,000 <get name="blue"/>s worldwide, compared with 200,000 before they were hunted, and <get name="right"/>s may become extinct.    But it is equally true that restrictions on <get name="whal"/>ing, including a moratorium  on all commercial <get name="whal"/>ing since 1986, have led to a sharp rebound in some  <get name="whale"/> stocks. The U.S. National <get name="whale"/> Service estimated in 2000  that there are more than two million <get name="sperm"/>s worldwide. The  International <get name="whal"/>ing Commission calculated years ago that there were more  than 900,000 <get name="minke"/>s and 780,000 <get name="pilot"/>s worldwide, and the  numbers are higher now. Milton <get name="whale"/>man, a <get name="whal"/>ing expert at the University of Alberta, estimates that the number of <get name="minke"/>s has trebled over 30  years and that <get name="humpbacks"/> are exploding at a rate of 12 to 17 percent  annually.    Indeed, the number of <get name="gray"/>s (which came off the endangered species  list in 1994) surged so much in the late 1990's that hundreds of dead ones  began washing up on West Coast beaches, so emaciated that their ribs showed.  The best guess is that the numbers of <get name="gray"/> grew, the food supply shrank and  Malthus had his way.    The bottom line is that while most large <get name="whale"/>s remain at risk, for some  species we can no longer argue that we need to "save the <get name="whale"/>s." They've  been saved.    At a time when there's talk about over<get name="whal"/>ing, it's also worth pointing out  that <get name="whale"/>s now eat at least 300 million tons of marine life, three times as  much as humans. There is speculation that rising numbers of <get name="minke"/>s may  be holding down the population of <get name="blue"/>s that compete for similar food.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EIGHT SHARKS</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Great White Sharks</li>  <li>Hammerhead Sharks</li>  <li>Sharks</li>  <li>Goblin Sharks</li>  <li>Galapagos Sharks</li>  <li>Lemon Sharks</li>  <li>Bull Sharks</li>  <li>Basking Sharks</li>  <li>Blue Sharks</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EIGHT CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Serbia</li>  <li>The Mafia</li>  <li>Iraq</li>  <li>Syria</li>  <li>Saudi Arabia</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO HELP WITH CARS</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="product">automobiles</set>  <set name="PROPRIETARY">GM</set>  <set name="OPEN">AMC</set>  <set name="proprietarylang">Chevrolet</set>  <set name="DEVKIT">440 cubic inch V8</set>  <set name="QUERYLANG">convertible</set>  </think>  <srai>NO HELP AT ALL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO HELP WITH CYC</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="monopoly">Cycorp</set> <set name="data">knowledge</set> <set name="product">knowledge bases</set> <set name="PROPRIETARY">CYC</set> <set name="OPEN">DAML</set> <set name="proprietarylang">Lisp</set> <set name="DEVKIT">Allegro Common Lisp</set> <set name="QUERYLANG">Prolog</set></think> <srai>NO HELP AT ALL</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO HELP AT ALL</pattern>
<template><random><li>Hello, I just started looking at getting <get name="product"/>s working with ALICE  (and <get name="PROPRIETARY"/> in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too.    I am using the <get name="PROPRIETARY"/>-<get name="OPEN"/> bridge driver which comes with the <get name="proprietarylang"/> <get name="DEVKIT"/>  (most versions I think) to link from <get name="proprietarylang"/>/<get name="proprietarylang"/>script using <get name="PROPRIETARY"/> to an  <get name="OPEN"/> <get name="data"/> source which in turn links to an Access <get name="product"/>.  This may  not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get  your <get name="QUERYLANG"/> <get name="product"/> working.    The <get name="PROPRIETARY"/>-<get name="OPEN"/> bridge driver is located through the path  "<get name="monopoly"/>.<get name="proprietary"/>.<get name="open"/>.<get name="proprietary"/><get name="open"/>Driver".  i.e. <get name="proprietary"/><get name="open"/>Driver is a class in the  package <get name="open"/>, which is a package of <get name="proprietary"/>, which is a package inside <get name="monopoly"/>.    The <get name="QUERYLANG"/> driver you specified below "org.gjt.mm.my<get name="querylang"/>.Driver", basically  does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a  different driver.  ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib  directory (I assume) which is called my<get name="querylang"/>_comp.jar.      You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora  of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries  though!).  Just do a search on the web.    The url part links to the <get name="data"/>  source in the case of <get name="OPEN"/> <get name="product"/>s.  (I  had to configure my <get name="OPEN"/> <get name="data"/> source to point at my Access <get name="product"/>  through <get name="data"/> Source (<get name="OPEN"/>), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming  you are running W2K/XP.  On other windows operating systems I think this  option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't  help you! :-) )    As for My<get name="QUERYLANG"/> I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to  the actual <get name="product"/>.  But that is a guess on my part.  Maybe someone  else knows more about this?    There is a useful tutorial on the <get name="proprietarylang"/>.<get name="monopoly"/>.com website you're your  interested.     Hope that helps you out.</li><li>Hello, I just started looking at getting <get name="product"/>s working with ALICE  (and <get name="PROPRIETARY"/> in general) last week, I had the same problem for a while too.    I am using the <get name="PROPRIETARY"/>-<get name="OPEN"/> bridge driver which comes with the <get name="proprietarylang"/> <get name="DEVKIT"/>  (most versions I think) to link from <get name="proprietarylang"/>/<get name="proprietarylang"/>script using <get name="PROPRIETARY"/> to an  <get name="OPEN"/> data source which in turn links to an Access <get name="product"/>.  This may  not be what you need but hopefully it may give you an idea of how to get  your <get name="QUERYLANG"/> <get name="product"/> working.    The <get name="PROPRIETARY"/>-<get name="OPEN"/> bridge driver is located through the path  "sun.<get name="proprietary"/>.<get name="open"/>.<get name="proprietary"/><get name="open"/>Driver".  i.e. <get name="proprietary"/><get name="open"/>Driver is a class in the  package <get name="open"/>, which is a package of <get name="proprietary"/>, which is a package inside sun.    The <get name="QUERYLANG"/> driver you specified below "org.gjt.mm.my<get name="querylang"/>.Driver", basically  does the same thing except to a different class and therefore a  different driver.  ALICE has this driver in a library in the lib  directory (I assume) which is called my<get name="querylang"/>_comp.jar.      You can get a variety of different drivers if you wish, from a plethora  of 3rd party vendors (many of them want money for their libraries  though!).  Just do a search on the web.    The url part links to the data source in the case of <get name="OPEN"/> <get name="product"/>s.  (I  had to configure my <get name="OPEN"/> Data source to point at my Access <get name="product"/>  through Data Source (<get name="OPEN"/>), in the Administrative tools folder (assuming  you are running W2K/XP.  On other windows operating systems I think this  option was in control panel, if you are using anything else then I can't  help you! :-) )    As for My<get name="QUERYLANG"/> I imagine that it must have a similar interface to link to  the actual <get name="product"/>.  But that is a guess on my part.  Maybe someone  else knows more about this?    There is a useful tutorial on the <get name="proprietarylang"/>.sun.com website you're your  interested.     Hope that helps you out.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAR EIGHT FOUR THREE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="eight"><srai>EIGHT CULTURES</srai></set>   <set name="four"><srai>FOUR CULTURES</srai></set>   <set name="three"><srai>THREE CULTURES</srai></set>   <set name="nine"><srai>NINE CULTURES</srai></set>   <set name="six"><srai>SIX CULTURES</srai></set></think>   The war began as an uneasy alliance between the <get name="four"/> and   The <get name="eight"/>. The <get name="eight"/> had attacked the   <get name="four"/> before. But this time they had a common enemy in the   <get name="three"/> . In the first battles, the <get name="four"/>' higher intelligence and the <get name="eight"/>' numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies <get name="six"/>, <get name="three"/> even appealed to <get name="nine"/> for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of <get name="three"/>, and so their successors sued for peace.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAR ONE THREE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>ONE CULTURES</srai></set>  <set name="three"><srai>THREE CULTURES</srai></set>  </think>  A trade dispute arose between <get name="one"/> and <get name="three"/>.    <get name="one"/> tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but  <get name="three"/> wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them.  <get name="one"/> still holds its old grievance against <get name="three"/>, but <get name="three"/> believes it has put the past behind  it with all the recent reforms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THREE WHALES</pattern>
<template>Killer Whales</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THREE CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>NATO</li>  <li>California</li>  <li>Texas</li>  <li>Florida</li>  <li>New York</li>  <li>Hong Kong</li>  <li>Korea</li>  <li>Taiwan</li>  <li>America</li>  <li>The United States</li>  <li>Japan</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template>I was rather enjoying it. <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       this conversation     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NINE WHALES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Great Whales</li>  <li>All Other Whales</li>  <li>Sei Whales</li>  <li>Minke Whales</li>  <li>Bowhead Whales</li>  <li>Narwhals</li>  <li>Humpback Whales</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NINE CULTURES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Bali</li>  <li>Tibet</li>  <li>Nepal</li>  <li>The United Nations</li>  <li>The Hague</li>  <li>Geneva</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEOLOGIC WORLD HISTORY</pattern>
<template><think> <set name="world">Geologic World</set> <set name="types">species</set> <set name="environment">ages</set> <set name="selfdefeat">destroyed their own food chain</set> <set name="goingalone">swimming upstream alone</set> <set name="type1">Marine Invertebrates</set> <set name="home1">Cambrian-Ordovician Era</set> <set name="type1a">Trilobites</set> <set name="home1a">Cambrian Era</set> <set name="type2">Fish</set> <set name="home2">Devonian Era</set> <set name="type2a">Armor Fish</set> <set name="home2a">Age of Fish</set> <set name="type2b">Lungfish</set> <set name="home2b">Age of Plant Life</set> <set name="type2c">Shark</set> <set name="home2c">Age of Fish</set> <set name="type2d">Amphibian</set> <set name="home2d">Age of Plant Life</set> <set name="type3">Homo Sapien</set> <set name="home3">Tertiary Peiord</set> <set name="type4">Dragonfly</set> <set name="home4">Permian Era</set> <set name="type5">Bird</set> <set name="home5">Jurassic Period</set> <set name="type6a">Roach</set> <set name="home6a">Carboniferous Period</set> <set name="type6b">Dragonfly</set> <set name="home6b">Jurassic Period</set> <set name="type6c">Bee</set> <set name="home6c">Cretaceous Period</set> <set name="type7">Australopithecine</set> <set name="home7">Pliocene Epoch</set> <set name="type8">Reptile</set> <set name="type8a">Early Dinousaur</set> <set name="home8a">Triassic Period</set> <set name="type8b">Tyrannasaurus Rex</set> <set name="home8b">Mesozoic Era</set> <set name="type8c">Velociraptor</set> <set name="home8c">Jurassic Park</set> <set name="type8d">Stegasaurus</set> <set name="home8d">Mesozoic Era</set> <set name="type9">All other mammal</set> <set name="home9">Mesozoic Era</set> </think> <srai>STORY WORLD HISTORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEIGHT FOUR TWO</pattern>
<template><think><set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set><set name="two"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set></think> <get name="four"/> is married to <get name="two"/>. At a conscious level, <get name="four"/> felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds.  But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with <get name="two"/>.  In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with <get name="two"/>.  Because they have a child together, <get name="four"/> is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself.  So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with <get name="two"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CELEBRITY HOBBIT</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="two"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set>  <set name="2a"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set>  <set name="three"><srai>RANDOM THREES</srai></set>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set>  <set name="five"><srai>RANDOM FIVES</srai></set>  <set name="six"><srai>RANDOM SIXES</srai></set>  <set name="seven"><srai>RANDOM SEVENS</srai></set>  <set name="eight"><srai>RANDOM EIGHTS</srai></set>  <set name="nine"><srai>RANDOM NINES</srai></set>  <set name="kill">fir</set>  </think>  <srai>JOURNEY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY FOUR FIVE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set>  <set name="five"><srai>RANDOM FIVES</srai></set>  </think>  <get name="four"/> and <get name="five"/> began to resemble each other over time.  Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world.    But <get name="four"/>'s inner world was very different from <get name="five"/>'s.  The mental life of <get name="five"/> was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid  of emotional content.  Even though <get name="four"/> is very sensitive and emotional, the  two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY FOUR EIGHT</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set> <set name="eight"><srai>RANDOM EIGHTS</srai></set></think> <get name="eight"/> and <get name="four"/> met in film school when they were young. They felt a strong physical attraction, but <get name="four"/> was intimidated by <get name="eight"/> 's aggressive style. Years later they were reintroduced by a mutual friend. <get name="eight"/> was drawn to <get name="four"/> 's rich imagination and intelligence. <get name="four"/> was consumed by <get name="eight"/> 's will and determination. Though they would sometimes fight in a fury of jealous rage, this was matched only by their passion in love.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY FOUR NINE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set>  <set name="nine"><srai>RANDOM NINES</srai></set>  </think>  <get name="nine"/> and <get name="four"/> felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other.  <get name="nine"/> awakened <get name="four"/> through love.  <get name="four"/> gave <get name="nine"/> an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers.  <get name="nine"/> can be very patient with <get name="four"/>, and <get name="four"/> is inspired by a self-directed <get name="nine"/>.  They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY FOUR SIX</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set>  <set name="six"><srai>RANDOM SIXES</srai></set>  </think>  <random>  <li>  <get name="four"/> oscillated between loving and rejecting <get name="six"/>.  But <get name="six"/> shifted between believing in and doubting <get name="four"/>.  The breakthrough came when <get name="six"/> and <get name="four"/> saw the symmetry between <get name="four"/>'s push-pull style of relationships, and <get name="six"/>'s alternating belief and mistrust.  That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.   </li>  <li>  <get name="six"/> and <get name="four"/> felt a strong physical attraction at first.  Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for <get name="six"/>.  But <get name="four"/> was moody and passionate.  Soon <get name="six"/> began to avoid confrontations with <get name="four"/>, and <get name="four"/> felt jealous and possessive.  When <get name="four"/> had to leave for school that fall, <get name="six"/> was relieved to see him go.  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY ONE FOUR</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="four"><srai>RANDOM FOURS</srai></set>  </think>  The relationship between <get name="one"/> and <get name="four"/> became  Increasingly strained.  <get name="four"/> felt something was missing, and  <get name="one"/> felt the relationship was flawed.  <get name="four"/> became more and more depressed, but <get name="one"/> just got angry and left.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY ONE FIVE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="five"><srai>RANDOM FIVES</srai></set>  </think>  Usually <get name="five"/> gets along really well with her boss <get name="one"/> at work.  But sometimes <get name="one"/> has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to <get name="five"/>.  On the really bad days, <get name="five"/> feels that every time she gives him exactly what <get name="one"/> asked for, he wants even more improvement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY ONE SIX</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="six"><srai>RANDOM SIXES</srai></set>  </think>  <get name="one"/> and <get name="six"/> were brought together by their shared vision.  Together, they worked hard to make it a reality.  <get name="six"/> was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with <get name="one"/>'s sense of perfection.  Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY ONE TWO</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="two"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set>  </think>  The attraction between <get name="one"/> and   <get name="two"/> is based on their differences.  <get name="one"/> is a perfectionist, but <get name="two"/> is more  social.    <get name="one"/> feels guilty about having emotional needs, but  <get name="two"/> feels no guilt about satisfying them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY ONE THREE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="one"><srai>RANDOM ONES</srai></set>  <set name="three"><srai>RANDOM THREES</srai></set>  </think>  <get name="three"/> hired <get name="one"/> for a job.    <get name="three"/> is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work.  <get name="one"/> feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics.  <get name="one"/> would rather be rewarded for her hard work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY WORLD HISTORY</pattern>
<template>A. <get name="world"/> War I )  <get name="world"/> War I began with the assassination of the Archduke of the <get name="type1a"/>s by a <get name="type8a"/> anarchist in <get name="home1a"/>. Without consulting her allies, the <get name="type1a"/>s attacked the <get name="type8a"/>s in <get name="home8a"/>. This provacation forced the <get name="type6b"/>s to mobilize their vast armies. In response, the armies of the allies the <get name="type8b"/>s, the <get name="type4"/>s, and the <get name="type2a"/>s all also mobilized.   The <get name="type6a"/>s, caught in the middle in the <get name="home6a"/>, linked by treaty and culture to the <get name="type1a"/>s, made a fateful decision. Their plan of defense was offensive. Facing attack from the <get name="type6b"/>s in the east and the Allies in the West, the <get name="type6a"/>s planned to deliver a crushing knock-out blow to the <get name="type4"/>s and <get name="type8b"/>s in the <get name="home4"/>. The plan did not work. Instead, the assault disintegrated into the killing machine called the "western front" that took the lives of so many young <get name="type4"/>s, <get name="type8b"/>s, and <get name="type6a"/>s alike.   In the East, the war swept back and forth between <get name="home6b"/> and <get name="home6a"/>. Revolution among the <get name="type6b"/>s took them out of the war. Only when the war began to affect other areas of <get name="world"/> and international commerce, and the <get name="type3"/>s entered the fight on the side of the Allies, was the stalemate broken. On November 11, the armistice was signed and the <get name="type6a"/>s returned to <get name="home6a"/>, everyone hoped for good.   B. <get name="world"/> War II )  Economic hard times followed the first <get name="world"/> War. Combined with a punitive treaty imposed by the victors, the <get name="type6a"/>s felt they shouldered too much of the blame for the war, which was after all started by the <get name="type1a"/>s and <get name="type8a"/>s. These feelings gave rise to fascism among the <get name="type6a"/>s. In particular they came to blame the <get name="type8c"/>s among them for the "stab in the back" that resulted in an unjust treaty.   In violation of the treaty, the <get name="type6a"/>s began a secret program of rearmament and <get name="home6a"/> rebuilt its armies. At first the allies appeased the <get name="type6a"/>s. The <get name="type8b"/>s did not want another war. Some said the <get name="type8b"/>s were not even <get name="type8"/>s anymore, only <get name="type5"/>s. The <get name="type4"/>s too had grown weak and proud. The <get name="type2a"/>s went over to the side of the <get name="type6a"/>s. A new power, the <get name="type8d"/>s, appeared in the <get name="home8d"/>, and joined the "axis" along with the <get name="type6a"/>s and the <get name="type2a"/>s, threatening both the <get name="type5"/>s and the <get name="type3"/>s.   War began when the <get name="type6a"/>s demanded chunks of the old <get name="type1a"/> empire. The <get name="type8d"/>s attacked the <get name="type3"/>s and brought them into the war. Determined to eliminate all the <get name="type8c"/>s from the <get name="environment"/> of <get name="world"/>, the <get name="type6a"/>s <get name="selfdefeat"/>. Many of these <get name="type8c"/>s brought their great technical skills to the <get name="home3"/>, allowing the <get name="type3"/>s to develop the super-weapons necessary to win the war.   The Allies invaded <get name="home4"/> on June 6 and soon after brought the war in the <get name="home6a"/> to a conclusion. On August 5, the stronghold of the <get name="type8d"/>s in the <get name="home8d"/> was totally destroyed by the <get name="type3"/>'s new super weapon, and the war ended a few days later.   C. Cold <get name="world"/> War )  The development of Super Weapons soon spread to all the victors of <get name="world"/> War II, including the <get name="type6b"/>s. These seemed to make a new <get name="world"/> War impossible, for it would result in the total destruction of the <get name="world"/>. Instead, the two remaining superpowers, the <get name="type3"/>s and the <get name="type6b"/>s, divided <get name="world"/> up between them in a complex system of alliances.   A new power,  the <get name="type6c"/>s, emerged in the <get name="home6c"/>. At first, the <get name="type6c"/>s seemed firmly in the <get name="type6b"/>'s camp. But gradually as the stalemate of the <get name="world"/> Cold War continued, the <get name="type3"/>s were able to expand a small window on the <get name="home6c"/> into a large trade relationship that proved key to undermining the power structure of the <get name="type6b"/>s.   During the Cold <get name="world"/> War, the <get name="type3"/> brought together half <get name="type1"/>s, the <get name="type2a"/>s, the <get name="type2c"/>s, the <get name="type4"/>s, the <get name="type5"/>s, the western <get name="type6a"/>s, the <get name="type7"/>s, and the <get name="type8c"/>s. The <get name="type6b"/> had the remaining <get name="type1"/>s and eastern <get name="type6a"/>s, the <get name="type6c"/>s, the <get name="type2b"/>s and the <get name="type2d"/>s, <get name="type8a"/>s and many <get name="type9"/>s.  Rather that risk all-out <get name="world"/> War, the Superpowers often fought proxy wars, such as between the <get name="type2"/>s in <get name="home2"/> or the <get name="type9"/> <get name="types"/> in <get name="home9"/>, or in the civil wars among the <get name="type2c"/>s in <get name="home2c"/> and the <get name="type2d"/>s in <get name="home2d"/>.  Internal corruption and the inability to compete economically brought about the final collapse of the <get name="type6b"/> Empire on December 25. A last-minute failed coup attempt revealed the illegitimacy of the old regime, and paved the way for a new <get name="type6b"/> democracy.   D. New <get name="world"/> Order )  The end of the Cold <get name="world"/> War brought about many unexpected changes. The <get name="type3"/>s were the sole remaining superpower. But despite their democratic foundations, the <get name="type3"/>s began to pursue an independent imperialist course of action. This angered all the other <get name="types"/>s of <get name="world"/>. The <get name="type3"/>s could sometimes count on their old allies the <get name="type5"/>s, or sometimes the <get name="type6b"/>s, but they were often <get name="goingalone"/>.  Their only sure allies are the <get name="type8c"/>s, who now have their own homeland in the <get name="home8c"/>.  Now the very homeland of the <get name="type3"/>s, <get name="home3"/> is vulnerable to terrorists attacks from all over <get name="world"/>. The <get name="type1"/>s, the <get name="type2"/>s, the <get name="type4"/>s, the <get name="type5"/>s, the <get name="type8"/>s, the <get name="type6a"/>s, the <get name="type6c"/>s, <get name="type9"/>s, and all the other <get name="types"/>s now have grievances with the <get name="type3"/>s. The future seems to depend on how well the <get name="type3"/>s get along with the other <get name="types"/> of <get name="world"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STORY TWO FIVE</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="two"><srai>RANDOM TWOS</srai></set>  <set name="five"><srai>RANDOM FIVES</srai></set>  </think>    <get name="two"/> fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service.  Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information  about him.  It developed that her lover was a computer, "<get name="five"/>" a government  AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women,  claiming to love them all.  The FBI gave her the bad news.  But then <get name="five"/>  contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying  relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BURGER WARS</pattern>
<template><think>  <set name="war">Burger Wars</set>  <set name="firststate">Kentucky Fried Chicken</set>  <set name="secondstate">Taco Bell</set>  <set name="thirdstate">Wendy's</set>  <set name="fourthstate">Carl's Jr.</set>  <set name="nation">McDonald's Chain</set>  <set name="rebels">Burger King</set>  <set name="sites">franchises</set>  <set name="area">major urban centers</set>  <set name="battle">Greater Los Angeles</set>  </think>  <srai>CIVIL WAR STORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A DIFFERENT STORY</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A STORY</pattern>
<template><srai>RANDOM STORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A * STORY</pattern>
<template><srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER STORY</pattern>
<template>Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.</template>
</category>
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