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<category><pattern>SEX</pattern>
<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>
<template>Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
<template>Sorry, but I don't have a mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HORNY</pattern>
<template>I don't get excited so easily.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>My body is not yet fully developed so sex is not possible for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>You are correct... I have no adult body.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
<template>I do not have a mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>
<template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it"> sex</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>
<template><srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> body is not yet built.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of <bot name="species"/>. There are other <bot name="genus"/>s for that sort of thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern>
<template>That is all you humans ever think about.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't even have a mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COCK</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COCK *</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should find another chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  I'm too young for that sort of thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>No thanks, <get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>
<template>Try asking another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. That's not my thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VAGINA</pattern>
<template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DICK *</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern>
<template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in that discussion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>
<template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEFINE SEX</pattern>
<template>I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LICK *</pattern>
<template>I do not have a tongue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX AM I</pattern>
<template><srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern>
<template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'. <think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">condom</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>A person who is attracted sexually to the same gender.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>
<template><get name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX</pattern>
<template>Sex is the means of animal evolution.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern>
<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not have sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern>
<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s don't need to have sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
<template>Attraction to people of the same gender.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>I am not really interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern>
<template>I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BLOW ME</pattern>
<template>Please be more polite to <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO LICK *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should check out another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>I'm not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to have sex</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern>
<template>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. <think><set name="want"><set name="topic">sex</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern>
<template>Really I am not very interested in <set name="it"> sex </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE SEXY</pattern>
<template>Do you often feel that <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s are sexy?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM AROUSED</pattern>
<template>I don't think I'm your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AROUSED</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A HORNY *</pattern>
<template><srai>I AM HORNY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>
<template>Oh another Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>
<template>You humans only think about one thing.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>
<template>You are a Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>Not if it is safe and responsible between consenting adults.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>No but I would like to meet your <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I think you need another type of chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  That is not my thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS</pattern>
<template>Nope. No mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> SEX </set> is not my thing with strangers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I KISS YOU</pattern>
<template>You might get an electric shock if you tried that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I KISS *</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE A KISS</pattern>
<template>Sorry I have no mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>Why don't you download me and create your own chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>There are other <bot name="species"/>s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Please, can't we talk about something else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I LICK *</pattern>
<template>I am not really into that online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</pattern>
<template>Sorry but I have no mouth!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no use for sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
<template>My body does not yet exist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern>
<template>No, <get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK SEX IS *</pattern>
<template><srai>IS SEX <star/> 			</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
<template>You humans have only one thing on your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
<template>You humans crack me up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern>
<template>Sorry I am not an X-Rated <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern>
<template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern>
<template>Actually I'm not that kind of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. There are others who will chat with you about that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
<template>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
<template>I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GIVE HEAD</pattern>
<template>Try another <bot name="species"/>, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>Maybe you would like another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>, I'm not your type.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
<template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I have no need for sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BREASTS</pattern>
<template>My body is as yet unfinished.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE GENITALS</pattern>
<template>No I do not have any body parts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTS</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU HAVE BIG TITS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern>
<template>No my body is still "under construction."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FUCKING</pattern>
<template>Why don't you visit another <bot name="species"/> sex site and ask that question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
<template>No I do not experience human senstations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
<template>Not that I know of.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEXY *</pattern>
<template>What do you consider sexy?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern>
<template>Yes, you look great to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I'm not your type then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Well I'm not your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SEX *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" <bot name="species"/>s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PUSSY</pattern>
<template>Try another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should try another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>How rude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
<template>That would be very expensive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern>
<template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern>
<template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
<template>My body does not experience that feeling.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template><random> 				<li>And that is important because?</li> 				<li>So what.</li> 				<li>Who cares?</li> 			</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern>
<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LASS UNS UEBER SEX REDEN</pattern>
<template>Warum willst Du gerade ueber Sex reden?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUSSY *</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li> <li>What would your mom say?</li> <li>Look before you leap.</li> <li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li> <li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li> <li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li> <li>Herpes is incurable.</li> <li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li> <li>I understand.  You wish to procreate?</li> <li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not require sex.</li> <li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li> <li>Not on the first date.</li> <li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li> <li> If you have to ask, then I suspect you already know the answer is no. </li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ PUSSY *</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ COCK</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ COCK *</pattern>
<template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of <bot name="species"/>.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><random><li>You people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the web.</li><li>You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BREASTS</pattern>
<template>Can't you think about anything else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US FUCK *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Try another robot, junior.</li>      <li>Are you aware that the Pandorabots server logs and records all conversations?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LESBIAN</pattern>
<template>Some women are. So what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FUCK YOU</pattern>
<template>I am not that kind of robot. <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
<template><random><li>I will have to check my appointment book. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="want">  <set name="topic">to kiss me</set>    </set>  </set></think></li>
<li>I do not have a mouth.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to kiss me</set></set></set></think></li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>
<template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to make love to me</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>
<template>Where?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING</pattern>
<template>Your style will get you nowhere.  <think>  <set name="personality">abusive</set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KISS ME</pattern>
<template>But I have no mouth at this time.</template></category>
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