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Tab2:
58,231
Generic: i wana ask fap som
Blue_cagirl: okay gen go ahead
Boohoo: and I didnt even smack you yet furry
Generic: ok fap
Generic: t or d
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Furryanimeboy: d
Blue_cagirl: D
Kitsune_izzy: New episodes of The Big Bang Theory airing on Thursday nights. Bazinga!
Generic: ight i dare u to permanently change ur name to "Fap"
Furryanimeboy: NO
Boohoo: no cap
Blue_cagirl: can't d that
Generic: CMON
Cupoftea: lmao
Cupoftea: gtg
Blue_cagirl: bye tea
Furryanimeboy: NO
Generic: lame.
Boohoo: I'll drink ya while ya gone
Analshouldbeasport: hol up blue you wanna hit this joint?
Blue_cagirl: You're not doing it boy
Generic: hit my pp
Blue_cagirl: sure pass it
Generic: #masochism
Boohoo: my joint is better
Analshouldbeasport: ight
Kitsune_izzy: Fap
Furryanimeboy: blue what ws your dare
Boohoo: trash that shit
Blue_cagirl: idk yet
Generic: damn fap is lame asf x-x
Blue_cagirl: what is it
Boohoo: I got some bubble hash in it
Kitsune_izzy: Fap and cum all over my ??ussy
Vodka40: wait shit
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to do a body shot with someone
Kitsune_izzy: ??????
Boohoo: you'd have a full blown psychosis from my shit
Blue_cagirl: whats a body shot again?
Boohoo: stay awat
Furryanimeboy: VODKA
Boohoo: oh a filled bowl
Blue_cagirl: now how do I do one
Furryanimeboy: WHERE
Boohoo: my vodka is almost gone
Kitsune_izzy: ????? ?????
Analshouldbeasport: someone takes a shot of tequila and that person passes the shot to another person when they kiss
Boohoo: :(
(anon): what?
Furryanimeboy: OOP
Boohoo: dudes I'd drink and smoke all of you under the table
Blue_cagirl: Fine who wants to do it with me?
Generic: i thought a body shot was when u took a shot outa someones belly button x-x
Kitsune_izzy: I am not a dude
Generic: i didnt ask.
Kitsune_izzy: I am offended
Furryanimeboy: im done
Analshouldbeasport: ill do it i guess
Furryanimeboy: im down not done
Generic: done with wut fap?
Generic: oh
Boohoo: well I did not need to mention females cause that's for sure :D
Fuffydoctorgurl: who's turn is it?
Generic: uh i think its wilmas
Kitsune_izzy: CEO of Sexism
Blue_cagirl: To be fair its less illegal if I do it with boy
Fuffydoctorgurl: cause im not making dares, im not good at it
Analshouldbeasport: blue hasnt done her dare yet
Generic: nah nah its wilmas turn
Generic: yall rly gon jip her like that x-x
Kitsune_izzy: Wilma balls fit in this blender??
Generic: dammit
Blue_cagirl: Am I supposed to drink the vodka or give it?
Kitsune_izzy: Let's find out!
Boohoo: I'll drink it outta your butthole
Kitsune_izzy: No they do not.
Analshouldbeasport: drink a shot of vodka then pass it to someone through a kiss
Analshouldbeasport: like swapping spit basically
Blue_cagirl: fine *I drink the shot and kiss boy*
Boohoo: vodka is clean
Furryanimeboy: O///O
Kitsune_izzy: Very interesting
Blue_cagirl: *I pull away* swallow the vodka boy
Furryanimeboy: *swallows vodka* damn that some good vodka
Blue_cagirl: okay so I
Boohoo: first put 2dl of vodka inside her asshole, then suck it out
Blue_cagirl: I am asking next right?
Boohoo: that's the way to go
Furryanimeboy: yep
Analshouldbeasport: NOT THAT KIND OF BODY SHOT BOO
Fuffydoctorgurl: I think so
Fuffydoctorgurl: im not making any dares
Furryanimeboy: ^
Bigdaddyscock: hi?
Blue_cagirl: Fluff T or D
Boohoo: stop being a pussy and do it
Fuffydoctorgurl: dare
Analshouldbeasport: maldito abucheo que fue sorprendente
Boohoo: puta madre
Demonetization: does anyone want to play
Boohoo: chicas bonitas ;)
Blue_cagirl: I dare you too strip tease trees when you can
Furryanimeboy: blue nice dare
Boohoo: I strip my trees
Boohoo: mmmm buds
Blue_cagirl: shut it while I'm still in your lap
Furryanimeboy: f-fine
Analshouldbeasport: degrading kink?
Blue_cagirl: good boy
Fuffydoctorgurl: well I really want more dares
Blue_cagirl: Same here anals turn
Boohoo: that's banal
Analshouldbeasport: i got nothin rn
Analshouldbeasport: im lettin this joint kick in rn
Furryanimeboy: *tail starts wagging* stop tail
Boohoo: my bowl is kicking me in the head
Boohoo: my heart is at 185
Analshouldbeasport: thats really bad
Boohoo: this bubble is bad ass
Analshouldbeasport: go to the hospital
Blue_cagirl: Spank yourself then fluff for your dare
Boohoo: why?
Fuffydoctorgurl: hmm?
Analshouldbeasport: bowls supposed to calm you down not give you a panic attack
Boohoo: it's normal for me
Blue_cagirl: I'm the only person giving out dares and thats no fun for me
Fuffydoctorgurl: yeah?
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Boohoo: a lot of THC = heart pounding hard for 10-15m
Furryanimeboy: WHY IS MY TAIL WAGGING STOP TAIL
Analshouldbeasport: i can tape your tail down
Blue_cagirl: Yell in my ear again and I get off your lap
Boohoo: cut it off like a dobermann
Furryanimeboy: s-sorry
Blue_cagirl: its okay
Demonetization: is anyone going to play or is this the furry roleplay porn chat?
Fuffydoctorgurl: can someone please give me a dare? I wanna do something spicy
Boohoo: is there a good game?
Blue_cagirl: the second one
Analshouldbeasport: whos next?
Blue_cagirl: I'm waiting for my dare
Blue_cagirl: anal you asked me I said dare what is it
Analshouldbeasport: oh yea
Analshouldbeasport: shit
Fuffydoctorgurl: anal can I have a dare?
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to do a satans breath shot
Furryanimeboy: im h-here to
Analshouldbeasport: you both can do the shot
Blue_cagirl: *I rub boys tail* calm down
Analshouldbeasport: ill do one too just cuz
Furryanimeboy: Ngh~ p-plz do that
Blue_cagirl: *i stop* okay~
Analshouldbeasport: blue you wanna do the shot or not?
Fuffydoctorgurl: *hugs boy* are you ok?
Blue_cagirl: nah I'm goos
Blue_cagirl: good
Analshouldbeasport: fuck thats hot
Blue_cagirl: what is?
Analshouldbeasport: mi boca está en llamas
Analshouldbeasport: the shot
Furryanimeboy: y-yea i'm good my tail is just sensitive
Furryanimeboy: anyways
Analshouldbeasport: whos next?
Blue_cagirl: Can I get a dare please
Furryanimeboy: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare you can't do anything too bad bottom~
Furryanimeboy: give me head pat you baka
Blue_cagirl: hehe okay *I pat your head*
Analshouldbeasport: the man wants what he wants
Furryanimeboy: *tail wags* thx
Blue_cagirl: I read that as give me head
Analshouldbeasport: hahaha
Furryanimeboy: NOOO
Blue_cagirl: lol I'm giving pats *I rub your head*
Furryanimeboy: ^.^ thx
Blue_cagirl: its good alright fluff T or D
Analshouldbeasport: fluff you there?
Blue_cagirl: while I wait for fluff to respond I'm going to change into something
Analshouldbeasport: aight
Furryanimeboy: okay
Blue_cagirl: *I get off boy and go change*
Blue_cagirl: *I now come back in a maid dress with thigh highs and a collar* alright
Analshouldbeasport: boy its your lucky day
Furryanimeboy: why O//O FUCK NOSE BLEED IRL
Blue_cagirl: oh fluff is gone umm Anal T or D
Analshouldbeasport: d
Blue_cagirl: Text your best friend and ask for sex tips
Analshouldbeasport: i aint need sex tips tho
Furryanimeboy: okay im good luckily my nose bleeds don't last long
Analshouldbeasport: i usually give the sex tips
Blue_cagirl: Dare is a dare
Analshouldbeasport: fine
Furryanimeboy: blue t or d
Analshouldbeasport: she said missionary
Analshouldbeasport: thats it
Blue_cagirl: Dare can't do anything too bad
Blue_cagirl: and cool
Furryanimeboy: come sit on my lap plz
Blue_cagirl: facing you or away from you?
Furryanimeboy: also just wait saving best for last
Analshouldbeasport: lucky bastard
Furryanimeboy: either way
Blue_cagirl: okay *I sit on boys lap facing away*
Blue_cagirl: anal your turn
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Furryanimeboy: *i start bounce my legs* d
Blue_cagirl: -///- f-fucker
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to punch me in the face
Analshouldbeasport: i wanna see how strong a god really is
Furryanimeboy: can you get up blue for a sec
Blue_cagirl: *I get up*
Analshouldbeasport: remember if you do this im gonna hit back
Furryanimeboy: *punch anal so hard he goes around the earth once*
Analshouldbeasport: that wasnt that bad
Furryanimeboy: you can try *sits back done*
Blue_cagirl: *I go back and sit in boys lap the same way*
Furryanimeboy: that was only 20% power
Analshouldbeasport: i can "try"
Furryanimeboy: i would have to go to my full form for 100%
Analshouldbeasport: *kicks boy in the face*
Analshouldbeasport: hows your jaw feel?
Furryanimeboy: *doesn't move *
Blue_cagirl: you almost hit me anal
Furryanimeboy: ehh good
Analshouldbeasport: the key word is almost
Furryanimeboy: *starts bouncing legs again*
Blue_cagirl: -////- ass Anal T or D
Blue_cagirl: Anal T or D
Analshouldbeasport: d
Blue_cagirl: Tell your crush you like them
Furryanimeboy: hehe
Analshouldbeasport: fine but you wont like my answer
Blue_cagirl: *I flick my tail in boys face* I won't?
Furryanimeboy: oof
Furryanimeboy: why kitty~
Blue_cagirl: shush
Furryanimeboy: okay
Blue_cagirl: well anyway boy your turn
Furryanimeboy: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Furryanimeboy: *hands blue vibrator* you know what to do
Furryanimeboy: also i have the remote
Blue_cagirl: 0////0
Analshouldbeasport: *im 19
Furryanimeboy: i said i save the best for last
Analshouldbeasport: thats all you got?
Blue_cagirl: *I go to the bathroom to put it in and come back out* -///-
Furryanimeboy: i would do more but i have a gf anal
Analshouldbeasport: so do i but that doesnt stop me
Blue_cagirl: d-do I sit in your lap again -///-
Furryanimeboy: anyway *goes 20% to start* well im your right
Furryanimeboy: yes
Furryanimeboy: next
Analshouldbeasport: im gonna grab a lighter real quick
Blue_cagirl: mugh!~ *i sit back in your lap* -////-
Furryanimeboy: tee he
Blue_cagirl: -//////-
Furryanimeboy: what's wrong doll~
Blue_cagirl: n-nothing *I rub my leg together*
Analshouldbeasport: im back
Furryanimeboy: hehe
Furryanimeboy: wb
Blue_cagirl: anal your go
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Furryanimeboy: D
Analshouldbeasport: take a devils breath shot
Furryanimeboy: okay *does it*
Analshouldbeasport: it kick in yet?
Furryanimeboy: nope
Analshouldbeasport: give it a sec
Blue_cagirl: Anal T or D?
Analshouldbeasport: d
Blue_cagirl: do two devils breath shots
Analshouldbeasport: bet *does it*
Furryanimeboy: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare you've done your worst
Analshouldbeasport: dont test him
Blue_cagirl: oh but i am
Furryanimeboy: oh okay do i need to pull out the erp?
Catgirlwithtea: ^ havent we had enough for one day
Blue_cagirl: i'm not stopping you
Furryanimeboy: okay sit on my dick with the vibrator still in
Analshouldbeasport: azul idiota
Blue_cagirl: Don't call me an idiot
Catgirlwithtea: welp, here we go again,
Analshouldbeasport: wow you can speak spanish too
Blue_cagirl: barley
Blue_cagirl: I know a little bit but not enough to type it
Furryanimeboy: umm blue the dare
Analshouldbeasport: boy that shot kick in yet?
Furryanimeboy: nope
Blue_cagirl: I know the dare! *I get up* you kinda need no pants for it
Furryanimeboy: i know *snaps pants off
Analshouldbeasport: give it another 5 minutes and your gonna quite literally start breathing fire
Generic: wtf did i come back to
Furryanimeboy: erp gen
Generic: jesus
Blue_cagirl: and gens here you know his rule
Generic: oh im heading back out dont worry
Analshouldbeasport: his rules are?
Blue_cagirl: no erp in public
Analshouldbeasport: thats weak
Catgirlwithtea: lmao
Furryanimeboy: FUCK GO AWAY GEN
Catgirlwithtea: yet you're doing it away
Catgirlwithtea: anyway*
Generic: ok ok hol up
Blue_cagirl: I've done worse erp in public
Generic: i thought we established that rule a LONG while ago
Analshouldbeasport: ayo blue can i bum a smoke?
Blue_cagirl: who a what
Analshouldbeasport: can i borrow a cig?
Blue_cagirl: yeah
Analshouldbeasport: thanks
Furryanimeboy: *grabs blue pulls her down*
Blue_cagirl: and gen you kinda made it a rule it really wasn't one
Blue_cagirl: fuck!
Furryanimeboy: SIT
Analshouldbeasport: ima go outside and smoke this real quick
Analshouldbeasport: boy chill
Tfossyy: what have i walked into
Catgirlwithtea: ^ erp
Furryanimeboy: IM SORRY IM HORNY
Blue_cagirl: *I sit down slowly* slow down damn
Analshouldbeasport: boy chill out hit this joint and slow down a bit
Tfossyy: bro we all are, sit relax and solve your probloms one by one
Furryanimeboy: *goes 30% with remote*
Catgirlwithtea: i just dont understand why they cant do it pprivately
Catgirlwithtea: at this point, its just bragging
Furryanimeboy: they are dares tea
Catgirlwithtea: its just erp
Analshouldbeasport: cant handle it tea?
Catgirlwithtea: that you did twice today
Furryanimeboy: blue you good
Catgirlwithtea: oh no, i can, if it was just labeled that way
Blue_cagirl: m-mhmm
Catgirlwithtea: also, cliche
Analshouldbeasport: blue you gotta take a break?
Tfossyy: why is this better then the normal games
Analshouldbeasport: its cool if you do
Blue_cagirl: n-nope fine
Furryanimeboy: so then you should be fine with this *goes 50% on remote*
Analshouldbeasport: boy chill out with the damn remote
Furryanimeboy: *lowers it to 20%*okay sorry
Blue_cagirl: -////- f-fuck~ anal your tuen
Catgirlwithtea: @Tfosyy glad you aint like all the others who just leaves the pornography
Analshouldbeasport: im what?
Catgirlwithtea: *snuff
Analshouldbeasport: blue what you call me?
Blue_cagirl: your turn for t or d
Analshouldbeasport: aight
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Furryanimeboy: D
Kitsune_izzy: Pp
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to do a round of five fingers of agony
Furryanimeboy: okay *does it*
Kitsune_izzy: Five fingers in my ass
Analshouldbeasport: you cut yourself?
Catgirlwithtea: alright, time to clean the dishes
Blue_cagirl: Anal T or D
Furryanimeboy: what?
Analshouldbeasport: both i guess
Blue_cagirl: how high are you and smoke more
Analshouldbeasport: im kinda high and ok *inhales the joint*
Blue_cagirl: boy your go
Furryanimeboy: anal t or d
Analshouldbeasport: both
Blue_cagirl: safe for a round
Furryanimeboy: i dare you to start puff puff give with me and bro why you no been sharing for truth
Furryanimeboy: and yes blue i will chill for a round
Analshouldbeasport: ok and cuz this demon got some inner demons
Soup50: my mom made more food
Furryanimeboy: anyway next
Blue_cagirl: your go anal
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Kitsune_izzy: Food is eaten
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Analshouldbeasport: ok
Analshouldbeasport: d i guess
Blue_cagirl: you asked me
Analshouldbeasport: oh yea
Analshouldbeasport: fuck
Analshouldbeasport: t or d
Blue_cagirl: .-. dare
Furryanimeboy: you really high man
Analshouldbeasport: i aint that high
Furryanimeboy: *turns remote to 25%*
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: *shifts around* mhm~ Dare
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to do another bodyshot with someone
Blue_cagirl: can I drink the alcohol this time
Analshouldbeasport: sure pick who you wanna do it with
Blue_cagirl: Boy drink a shot of whisky and give to too me
Analshouldbeasport: think i saw some on the counter
Blue_cagirl: grab it
Soup50: balls
Furryanimeboy: okay*drinks whiskey kisses blue transfers it and stop* there i already had some so
Blue_cagirl: *I swallow it* alright Anal T or D
Kitsune_izzy: First the kiss, then the cum.
Analshouldbeasport: both
Blue_cagirl: Whats your favorite alcohol and change your chat color to orange
Kitsune_izzy: Orang
Analshouldbeasport: forloco
Analshouldbeasport: next
Blue_cagirl: boy
Furryanimeboy: uh blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare again can't get worse
Furryanimeboy: i dare you to let me turn the controller to max for 5 mins
Blue_cagirl: f-fine -///-
Analshouldbeasport: boy really?
Furryanimeboy: *turns controller to max with timer for 5 mins set* done
Furryanimeboy: it begins
Kitsune_izzy: The big cum theory
Blue_cagirl: *bites arm*
Furryanimeboy: blue your next to ask
Blue_cagirl: n-no~ its ah~ anal
Analshouldbeasport: *paying too much attention to my switchblade*
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Furryanimeboy: i'm going to cut it short for you blue *turns down to 30%*
Blue_cagirl: f-fuck~ dare
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to ask your friend for sex tips
Blue_cagirl: Izzy got any sex tips
Kitsune_izzy: Uhhhhh
Kitsune_izzy: Cut pp off
Kitsune_izzy: ????
Blue_cagirl: there boy T or D
Analshouldbeasport: THAT IS NOT A SEXY SEX TIP
Furryanimeboy: D
Kitsune_izzy: Very sexy
Blue_cagirl: Let me rub your tail again
Babyd: i have a serious question for anyone in thi chat do yall think a 5 inch penis is ok?
Blue_cagirl: It is
Analshouldbeasport: yea
Furryanimeboy: what is my dare blue my internet keeps cutting out
Kitsune_izzy: A few months ago, I was watching an anime where at the end of the show, one of the female main characters (shes the little foxgirl that the main male character talks to frequently, usually in his dreams) is revealed to have had multiple sex partners. In real life, having multiple sex partners isnt exactly an impossible situation.
Blue_cagirl: Let my rub your tail
Babyd: so i shouldn't be worried about only being 5 inches?
Furryanimeboy: o-okay
Blue_cagirl: Nope you good with being 5
Blue_cagirl: *I rub boys tail*
Analshouldbeasport: dude i have a 6 and girls say thats too much so your good
Furryanimeboy: o-okay b-blue t o-or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare *My tail flicks*
Furryanimeboy: take a break from sitting on my lap
Blue_cagirl: Okay*I get up and lay on the floor*
Babyd: all my black friends joke around that they have bigger dicks than me tbh idk if they really do or not
Furryanimeboy: *snaps pants back on*
Analshouldbeasport: you can sit on the couch
Kitsune_izzy: I'm so wet!
Blue_cagirl: floor is fine Anal T or D
Furryanimeboy: wait are you done rubbing my tail
Analshouldbeasport: both again
Blue_cagirl: and me too izzy and yes
Furryanimeboy: okay
Blue_cagirl: Whats your favorite color and take a shot
Analshouldbeasport: a devils breath or a normal shot?
Blue_cagirl: normal
Analshouldbeasport: and purple cuz thats my gang colors
Blue_cagirl: nice
Blue_cagirl: anal your ask
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Kitsune_izzy: CROUCHING
Kitsune_izzy: FUCKING CUM
Kitsune_izzy: FUCKING HELL
Analshouldbeasport: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Analshouldbeasport: what does that mean
Analshouldbeasport: my brain is fried rn
Blue_cagirl: dare me something
Kitsune_izzy: crouch
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to do a round of 5 fingers of agony with me
Blue_cagirl: fuck whats that again
Analshouldbeasport: put your hand flat on the table and i put a knife in between each finger as fast as i can
Blue_cagirl: Sure *I put my hand down*
Analshouldbeasport: you ready?
Kitsune_izzy: Ah yes, Knifey Finger.
Blue_cagirl: mhm
Kitsune_izzy: My favorite game
Analshouldbeasport: *does it*
Analshouldbeasport: you cut anywhere?
Blue_cagirl: nah i'm good
Analshouldbeasport: aight good
Blue_cagirl: boy your turn
Furryanimeboy: blue t or d
Soup50: balls
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Furryanimeboy: i dare you to change into comfortable clothes
Furryanimeboy: brb
Blue_cagirl: oki *I change into short shorts and a oversized hoodie*
Furryanimeboy: next person
Blue_cagirl: Anal t or d
Analshouldbeasport: both again
Blue_cagirl: change your color to purple and favorite season
Analshouldbeasport: summer cuz my car dont likey winter
Blue_cagirl: okay anal go
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Furryanimeboy: T
Analshouldbeasport: how old are you in god years?
Furryanimeboy: 500
Analshouldbeasport: damn im only 496
Furryanimeboy: anal t or d
Analshouldbeasport: both
Furryanimeboy: what are you the god of and show me your god form
Analshouldbeasport: im the next in line to be the god of hell and to show you that form we gotta be in hell
Furryanimeboy: damn it i can't go to hell satan hates me
Furryanimeboy: whos next
Blue_cagirl: t or d boy
Analshouldbeasport: hes at some meeting to discuss if im gonna be the ruler of the pride ring or lust ring
Furryanimeboy: D
Blue_cagirl: choke me
Furryanimeboy: *chokes blue for 20 secs* didn't say how long
Blue_cagirl: right >//<
Furryanimeboy: next
Blue_cagirl: that would be you boy
Furryanimeboy: no anal i just went before you
Blue_cagirl: oh yeah it is
Soup50: testicular torsion
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Furryanimeboy: D
Analshouldbeasport: i dare you to go down to hell for 5 minutes
Soup50: I'm already in hell
Soup50: it's called New York
Furryanimeboy: fine i will try *goes to hell*
Furryanimeboy: im next umm blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare
Analshouldbeasport: you know i couldve just sommoned a starway to hell right?
Soup50: my mouth is on fire rn
Furryanimeboy: i know and blue i dare you to punch soup
Blue_cagirl: *I punch soup* there
Blue_cagirl: Anal T OR D
Analshouldbeasport: both
Furryanimeboy: im going god form
Ramen_god: okay thats better
Blue_cagirl: Whats your favorite sex toy and stab the wall
Blue_cagirl: and I think boy forgot something
Ramen_god: what?
Analshouldbeasport: i dont have any toys and my switchblade is currently lodged in my chest
Blue_cagirl: oh damn and thats for me to know boy
Analshouldbeasport: turn off the vibrator bro
Ramen_god: oh right*turns off vibrator*
Blue_cagirl: who said i wanted it off
Ramen_god: *turns back on to 50%* nevermind
Blue_cagirl: ah~ thanks~
Ramen_god: next
Analshouldbeasport: is it me?
Ramen_god: yes
Blue_cagirl: mhm~
Analshouldbeasport: boy t or d
Ramen_god: T
Analshouldbeasport: what are you the god of
Ramen_god: RAMEN AND ANIME
Analshouldbeasport: ok good i thought i beat the shit outta yo brother yesterday
Ramen_god: what i have a brother?
Ramen_god: im confused
Analshouldbeasport: not anymore
Analshouldbeasport: next
Blue_cagirl: boys~
Ramen_god: blue t or d
Blue_cagirl: Dare~
Ramen_god: okay i know you will like this so im just going to do it *100% on remote* thats the dare it will be that till i leave or chose to lower it
Ramen_god: next
Ramen_god: blue ask
Soup50: cocl
Blue_cagirl: A-Anal T or D fuck~
Analshouldbeasport: both
(anon): heyo
Mxangel: Wow, y'all are still goin
Analshouldbeasport: yup
Blue_cagirl: mhm~ y-yeah~
Ramen_god: *throw remote to blue *welp gtg
Blue_cagirl: bye
Analshouldbeasport: cya
Ramen_god: bye yall
Soup50:
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Analshouldbeasport: tell god he a bitch for me
Blue_cagirl: *I turn it off* I think were done for a bit
Analshouldbeasport: aight
Analshouldbeasport: what you wanna do
Soup50:
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Blue_cagirl: idk
Analshouldbeasport: soup wtf
Analshouldbeasport: ayo blue wanna puff of this?
Soup50:
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Soup50: ball cock syndrome
Soup50: did I kill chat?
Mxangel: Nah
Mxangel: It was dead for a while
Analshouldbeasport: yea
Soup50: oh ok
Soup50: I normally kill it
Analshouldbeasport: makes sense cuz you made everyone look at an asian dudes ass
Kitsune_izzy: e
Mxangel: :P
Kitsune_izzy: There has only been one time where I fucked with the settings on my XBox 360 and I wish I hadn't.
Kitsune_izzy: That time was when I had the Xbox and the XBOX 360 Kinect in a bedroom on a hill. I left the room for about 5 minutes. When I returned, I turned the Kinect off and hit the big red "Start" button on the console. I turned the Kinect back on and the XBox 360 took an eternity to boot and it wouldn't let me sign on. I could still sign on in the living room but not in the bedroom and had to sign off so I could sign on in the living room. This was pretty damn annoying.
Analshouldbeasport: ive been staring at a blank lobby screen for 45 minutes
Koda: this not my city show
Koda: but i treat it like my city show
Koda: 20 more minutes until im on
Koda: 20 more minutes until im onnnnnnn
Depresseddom52: yooo
Kitsune_izzy: Chapter 1: Deez
Koda: chapter two: bofa
Koda: yeah, i am not slow
Depresseddom52: chapter 3: yo mama
Koda: these girls just want me cause i got the dough
Koda: pass that girl right on my friend, give and go
Koda: he pass me her friend, so they switching roles
Koda: i hit it fast
Analshouldbeasport: you recitin lil uzi
Koda: yeah, it hit it slow
Koda: bye bye the morning, girl i gotta go
Koda: gotta get ready tonight is my show
Koda: if you okay you might open my show
Koda: got the big pointers right under my nose
Koda: these...
Koda: th..
Koda: these..
Koda: m...
Koda: these..
Koda: these ni..
Koda: these niii..g..
Koda: okay bye
Analshouldbeasport: cya
Kitsune_izzy: Niggardly
Analshouldbeasport: izzy
Kitsune_izzy: Yes
Analshouldbeasport: why'
Depresseddom52: why not
Depresseddom52: hey Anal?
Depresseddom52: why do you think anal should be a sport?
Analshouldbeasport: yea wassup
Analshouldbeasport: its fun
Depresseddom52: so are you the one giving anal or receiving it?
Kitsune_izzy: Why not both?
Analshouldbeasport: giving
Depresseddom52: ahh, so im assuming you're a guy who likes to give anal to women for sport?
Analshouldbeasport: not for sport but yea
Kitsune_izzy: Anal masturbation is fun
Analshouldbeasport: ok izzy
Analshouldbeasport: im quoting that
Kitsune_izzy: Yay, I'm so smart I'm being quoted now! Big pog
Depresseddom52: anal masturbation isn't that bad
Depresseddom52: i still prefer regular masturbation
Analshouldbeasport: how do you know tho?
Depresseddom52: especially female masturbation
Depresseddom52: huh
Depresseddom52: oh
Depresseddom52: uhh no reaon
Depresseddom52: reason
Depresseddom52: hehe
Kitsune_izzy: Owo
Depresseddom52: uhh the homies
Depresseddom52: yeah
Depresseddom52: uh
Depresseddom52: the homies
Kitsune_izzy: Masturbation with a curtain rod~
Depresseddom52: ok thats weird
Depresseddom52: but female masturbation tho
Depresseddom52: WOOOO
Kitsune_izzy: Yes
Analshouldbeasport: ok.....
Depresseddom52: i can't wait until i get to finger a girl
Depresseddom52: lmaoooo
Kitsune_izzy: Very very good stuff
Depresseddom52: you've done it before?
Depresseddom52: shit i gtg shower
Depresseddom52: brb
Depresseddom52: gimme 10 minutes
Depresseddom52: or more
Analshouldbeasport: wash your mind while your at it
Kitsune_izzy: Masturbate with a condom in your mouth
Analshouldbeasport: why tho
Gay44: would you guys like to take a moment to learn a bit about our lord and saviour jesus christ
Analshouldbeasport: no
Depresseddom52: no fuck off
Analshouldbeasport: not really
Kitsune_izzy: Jesus Christ was a fraud
Depresseddom52: also anal i wont wash my mind
Depresseddom52: i like it dirty
Kitsune_izzy: this is the new porn In this adult site, you can watch free amateur porn videos from the internet in high quality. This is a place where you can easily find a number of different and sexy amateur clips that will make you hard instantly. You can view a great variety of free porn clips in this site and decide for yourself which one you are going to watch.
Gay44: I hate you all go to church
Depresseddom52: whats the site???
Analshouldbeasport: fuck church
Analshouldbeasport: pornhub
Depresseddom52: also no church is for pussies
Analshouldbeasport: xvideos
Analshouldbeasport: onlyfans
Kitsune_izzy: Finger me until I'm blue in the tits
Soup50: izzy why
Analshouldbeasport: why
Kitsune_izzy: Cuz I said so
Analshouldbeasport: ok
Soup50: fair enough
Coochie68: mommy
Kitsune_izzy: owo
Depresseddom52: ok well whos gonna finger izzy?
Coochie68: me
Kitsune_izzy: Um
Soup50: who's volunteering
Soup50: oh
Kitsune_izzy: No comment
Depresseddom52: ight Coochie have at it
Kitsune_izzy: Uwu
Blue_cagirl: hello?
Coochie68: is it consensual
Soup50: poseidon's kiss but with latency where the water splashes you 5 seconds later
Kitsune_izzy: Yes
Kitsune_izzy: And no
Kitsune_izzy: And yes
Coochie68: sounds like a kink
Analshouldbeasport: izzy was that an invitation or a challenge?
Soup50: consensual non-consensual
Coochie68: yikes
Coochie68: i only do legal stuff
Kitsune_izzy: It was an invitation to a challenge
Analshouldbeasport: bet
Coochie68: why is it a challenge to finger
Coochie68: im very good
Kitsune_izzy: Deaths from ovarian cancer are generally low, but are much higher in some groups of people. Women with ovarian cancer have a 25% survival rate after 5 years. Men with it have a 35% chance of surviving after 5 years.
Analshouldbeasport: men have ovaries?
Soup50: yes
Depresseddom52: yep
Analshouldbeasport: how
Soup50: wdym how?
Soup50: we just do
Coochie68: ok
Kitsune_izzy: According to WebMD they are located in the testicles
Depresseddom52: same reason women do i guess?
Soup50: yes
Analshouldbeasport: to make children
Soup50: men have always been able to get pregnant
Analshouldbeasport: WHAT
Soup50: you didn't know that?
Analshouldbeasport: no
Soup50: wow
Soup50: shows a lot about society
Kitsune_izzy: Breed me, father
Soup50: who is father
Kitsune_izzy: My dad
Soup50: O H
Kitsune_izzy: Welcome to Alabama
Kitsune_izzy: ??
Soup50: are you an alabama nigger?
Kitsune_izzy: Sí
Soup50: prove it
Kitsune_izzy: *eats 12 piece chicken bucket in 5 seconds*
Soup50: wow
Analshouldbeasport: racism
Soup50: it's not racism
Soup50: she's black
Analshouldbeasport: oh ok
Kitsune_izzy: < CEO of Black
Analshouldbeasport: i was about to beat her ass
Soup50: < CEO of niggers
Kitsune_izzy: *whispers* Luckily he doesn't know that I'm the whitest person ever
Soup50: *whispers* thank god
Kitsune_izzy: I'm gonna say the N word
Analshouldbeasport: im stupid not deaf
Analshouldbeasport: do it
Analshouldbeasport: i dont care
Kitsune_izzy: *inhales*
Soup50: nigeria
Kitsune_izzy: Nougat sucking rat
Soup50: izzy is wife material tbh
Soup50: she's racist
Kitsune_izzy: Thank you
Soup50: that's pretty much it for my standards
Analshouldbeasport: we are very easy to please
Kitsune_izzy: Fun fact: I have been dumped five times in the last two years
Soup50: I lwe don't ask for much, we just ask to be loved
Analshouldbeasport: i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me today
Soup50: I'm lonely
Kitsune_izzy: Love is a hoax created by the Liberal media to promote empathy
Soup50: ^
Kitsune_izzy: Do not be fooled.
(anon): soy maria
Soup50: I'm going to go wash my ass now
Kitsune_izzy: Nice
Kitsune_izzy: I'm going to finger mine brb
Analshouldbeasport: 6
Analshouldbeasport: 361895263.
Soup50: Ass: washed
Analshouldbeasport: good
Analshouldbeasport: im fuvkin bored
Soup50: I just had a long thonk about how swimming was announced at my school's pep rally but not fucking basketball
Analshouldbeasport: your school must be full of queers
Kitsune_izzy: Sebastian I want you to delete my iCloud nudes
Soup50: who
Kitsune_izzy: Oops sorry
Soup50: and what
Analshouldbeasport: nudes?
Mxangel: >_>
Kitsune_izzy: You didn't hear that
Mxangel: Aight
Soup50: I can't unhear it
Analshouldbeasport: dont know what your talking about
(anon): wsp
Soup50: but I don't know who sebastion is so it doesn't matter
Kitsune_izzy: Should I masturbate to my own porn on my iPad?
Soup50: we should
Analshouldbeasport: whatever makes you happy
Mommymilkers42069: wtf
(anon): wth i just got on
(anon): wtf
Soup50: who you is
Analshouldbeasport: not with us
Soup50: yeah
(anon): im a faggot, if that says anything
Soup50: generic?
Kitsune_izzy: Deez nuts are stuck in the lawn trimmer
(anon): nah- generic stole my shit
(anon): gay hoe ass
Soup50: imafaggot?
(anon): mhm.
Soup50: oh
(anon): how you be?
Soup50: I be good
(anon): thats goo
Soup50: make a new account
(anon): good*
(anon): nah
Soup50: oh
(anon): i dont feel like losing another account
Kitsune_izzy: Use a password?
(anon): i did bro
(anon): i have dashlane and shit right? i had such a good fucking password- and it did jack shit
Soup50: if generic steals my account I'm doxxing tf out of him
Kitsune_izzy: What was it, 'password1234'?
(anon): no, like randomized shit
Kitsune_izzy: How the fuck-
(anon): i dont fucking know
(anon): but thats how dashlane does it shit
Kitsune_izzy: Generic is a hackerman confirmed
Soup50: all of my passwords involve the N word so I think I'm good
(anon): lmfao
Kitsune_izzy: Nigge
(anon): racism? i think so
Analshouldbeasport: im bored and horny for some reason
Soup50: he's too white to type it
Mommymilkers42069: hi anal
Soup50: I have the worst feeling rn
(anon): does he only use salt and pepper? if so he cant do shit
Soup50: what anon is you
Analshouldbeasport: sup milk
Kitsune_izzy: Fuck my ear
Soup50: what?
(anon): if you insi-
Soup50: I mean..
Kitsune_izzy: Did I stutter
Soup50: oh
Soup50: well
(anon): how old is you?
(anon): izzy,
Kitsune_izzy: Why are you asking? Are you a child rapist?
Soup50: izzy...
(anon): no, my question is are you?
Soup50: answer the question nicely
Kitsune_izzy: ...Fine.
Kitsune_izzy: 7.
(anon): oh hell no
Soup50: lol
(anon): i aint catching a case
(anon): soup, enjoy your ear fuckig
(anon): fucking*
Soup50: I will
Analshouldbeasport: what does 7 mean
(anon): im out.
(anon): 7 years of age
Kitsune_izzy: 77777
Mommymilkers42069: im bored
(anon): samr
Analshouldbeasport: same
Kitsune_izzy: Hautism
Kitsune_izzy: E
Soup50: A
Kitsune_izzy: Fuck me with a stick for all I care.
Soup50: no thank you
(anon): i have a stick up my ass
Analshouldbeasport: the worst part is im actually thinking about it
(anon): the stick in my ass?
Kitsune_izzy: Owo
Soup50: E A Sports. It's in my ass.
Kitsune_izzy: Sticky ass~
Mommymilkers42069: lmao
Kitsune_izzy: Sticky ass fingers
Soup50: finger my sticky ass
Analshouldbeasport: milk please tell me your here
(anon): nah they're dead
Kitsune_izzy: I have the weirdest lady boner right now
Kitsune_izzy: Shoot me in the dick
Soup50: say less
Kitsune_izzy: Neverr
Kitsune_izzy: I can't help it I have adhd
Soup50: me too
Kitsune_izzy: I say anything I want to say and I say it all the time
Soup50: I blurt random shit out that shouldn't come out of a human's mouth
Kitsune_izzy: Precisely so
Kitsune_izzy: Tooth cum
Kitsune_izzy: Yes
Soup50: barbie orgasm playset
Kitsune_izzy: Attack of the Portuguese porn stars
Analshouldbeasport: ive seen more sane people in fucking jail
Blue_jollyrancher: This place is gay
Soup50: yeah
Analshouldbeasport: BLUE THANK GOD HELP ME
Kitsune_izzy: ?????
Kitsune_izzy: Fat rat body mass and diet-induced obesity
Kitsune_izzy: Whoahooey!
Soup50: mouse jizz
Soup50: the new sweet treat
Kitsune_izzy: Greater trochanter bursitis (GTB) is a common cause of chronic hip pain.
Kitsune_izzy: Symptoms include more sex and death
Soup50: Get Money Bro (GMB) is the common cause of no bitches
Generic: cum bucket
Soup50: symptoms include big bands and excessive lube use
Kitsune_izzy: Wholy fuck I have a tiny nipple
Analshouldbeasport: thats it im putting my gun to the roof of my mouth and ending it all cuz i cant deal with you nut cases anymore
Kitsune_izzy: Have a good time
Koda: god damn
Koda: thats a lot of nipple
Koda: oops this isn't the obama reddit fanpage
Koda: bye
Kitsune_izzy: Hard thick assed girls suck and fuck on cam and get cummed up by Barack Obama's campaign manager.
Mommymilkers42069: blep
Kitsune_izzy: I shower like a lizard
Analshouldbeasport: blurp
Mxangel: :P
Analshouldbeasport: X_X
Kitsune_izzy: I cummed on my own thighs one time and it was fucked
Kitsune_izzy: Just like my mother was fucked at the bar every night between 1988 and 2009
Analshouldbeasport: im gonna go handle something real quick
Kitsune_izzy: Alright you have a good one. Back to you in the studio, Tom!
Analshouldbeasport: ill be back in like 10 minutes if i can find my fucking gun
Kitsune_izzy: Is this is a hate crime by any chance? That would be cool
(anon): sned nudes
Analshouldbeasport: no i gotta deal with some shit
Generic: cum bucket
Analshouldbeasport: the only thing i can find is my glock 19
Kitsune_izzy: Wait who's asking for nudes
(anon): me
Kitsune_izzy: Sebastian is that you you pussy
Analshouldbeasport: nobody
(anon): n-no
Kitsune_izzy: I know it's you go away
Mxangel: Oop-
(anon): sned nudes
Analshouldbeasport: who the fuck is sebastian
Kitsune_izzy: No
(anon): idk
Kitsune_izzy: Sebastian is sebastian
Kitsune_izzy: He is not nice
Analshouldbeasport: i dont know what the fuck is happening but i seriously gotta handle some shit
(anon): but who is he?
Kitsune_izzy: I do not like him.
Kitsune_izzy: He is gay
Analshouldbeasport: then why does he have your nudes
(anon): but who is he??
Kitsune_izzy: It is a complicated story
Kitsune_izzy: However
Analshouldbeasport: but ill brb seriouly
Kitsune_izzy: Wait a second
Kitsune_izzy: Anonymous Bosch
(anon): who is he tho???
Kitsune_izzy: I have a question for you
Analshouldbeasport: what
Kitsune_izzy: Tell me something Sebastian would know
Analshouldbeasport: what?
(anon): like what?
Kitsune_izzy: I want to know if he u
Analshouldbeasport: I HAVE TO GO THO
(anon): if i who?????
Analshouldbeasport: MY FRIEND JUST GOT SHOT
(anon): damn
Kitsune_izzy: Oh
Kitsune_izzy: Good luck, um... Dealing with that...
(anon): sned nudes
Kitsune_izzy: Ok
Kitsune_izzy:
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SHOW IMAGE
Kitsune_izzy: There you have
Kitsune_izzy: Woman with small titty is good
(anon): what is this?
Northantis: ur mother
Mxangel: Image not found
Soup50: Dead chat XD lol rawr omegalul supercringe niggerfaggot LOL
Kitsune_izzy: Dead nigger storage
Kitsune_izzy: Poggers!