CatchEmAll / Coy / Flighty / Catchy / Herky / Hinky / Frivol (frivolous & frivolity) / Whim / Wild / Free
For trend-setters, taste-makers, and winners like you: join forces, conquer, and (be free? Win at life?).
The social network’s not dead, but it is laggy, and CatchEmAll is the timesink while you’re waiting for content to load.
Join in and CatchEmAll will serve up interesting people on your mobile device (no, you can’t access it on a PC, you shouldn’t have time for that!). Play their game, learn a bit about them, and, if you’re worthy, you can capture them!
Owning people is tremendous: it will provide you with social opportunities like friends, dates, or jobs. It will provide you with sexy and thought-provoking information, like insight into their personal lives, libel about their friends and co-workers, and pictures of their dogs. And it will provide you with bragging rights and a buffer against <a href=”http://www.tinder.com” alt=”We love you, Tinder, you inspired us!”>trolls.
CatchEmAll makes sure that the more people want your attention, the harder they have to work to get it. You can meet strangers anywhere, but you’re awesome. And whether you were born awesome, achieved awesome, or had awesomeness thrust upon you, CatchEmAll wants you to enjoy the social web you deserve.
You could call it Facebook: the game; you could call it Pokémon for Tinder; you could call it “Dothraki with Friends,” (you beautiful nerd). As long as it you call it something we’ll love you for it.
The social web has problems. Interesting or attractive or popular people can’t participate without being punished for being interesting or attractive or popular – that’s not fair. All kinds of people can’t interface with it because meeting new people online is generally a chore – that’s no fun.
CatchEmAll is a social game where you meet new people by figuring them out and capturing them. The more interest they’ve gotten the harder they are to catch – and that goes for you, too. Your captives can communicate with you, lucky them. You’ll see the interesting things going on in their lives - and it will be interesting, because CatchEmAll makes everyone work to get catch to you, and you’ll need to work to catch them. Don’t worry – it’ll be fun. Crazy fun. We’re on that.
… Iago doesn’t need words. You should already know how great he thinks this is.
If you have a Google+ or Facebook (or OKCupid?) account, you’re ready to join! Log in to CatchEmAll from one of those sites and we’ll assemble your beginning profile for you!
“Thanks for such an awesome app! I got a new job and also met Aziz Ansari through CatchEmAll! Those two events were not related, BTW.”
Find us on the Apple and Android App Stores. Start owning people – you’re worthy!