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FLOWEY_QUOTES:
- "Howdy, I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER"
- "In this world, it's KILL or BE killed."
- "Hehehe, you really ARE an idiot."
- "Clever...verrrry clever. You think you're really smart, don't you."
- Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN INTO THE BULLETS!!!
- >-
I've read every book. I've burned every book. I've won every game. I've lost
every game. I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone. Sets of numbers...
Lines of dialog... I've seen them all.
- >-
You...! I'll keep you here no matter what! _Even if it means killing you
1,000,000 times!_
- "Down here, LOVE is shared through little white... 'friendliness pellets'"
- Hehehe... did you REALLY think you could defeat ME?
- Don't you have anything better to do?
- You! You're hopeless! Hopeless and _alone_
- >-
Don't you get it? This is all just a game... if you leave the underground
satisfied, you'll "WIN" the game. And if you win, you won't want to play
with me anymore
- >-
Why...why are you being so NICE to me?!? I can't understand. I just _can't_
understand
- >-
Hmmm, you're new to the underground, aren'tch'a? Golly, you must be so
confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here
- >-
What's LV stand for? Why LOVE of course! You want some LOVE don't you? Don't
worry, I'll share some with you!
- You IDIOT!
- Why would anyone pass up an opportunity like this? DIE!
- >-
So you were able to play by your own rules. You spared the life of a single
person. Hee hee hee... I bet you feel really great.
- >-
Don't worry, my little monarch, my plan isn't regicide...this is SO much
more interesting.
- >-
You idiot. You haven't learned a thing. In this world... **I T S K I L L O
R B E K I L L E D**
- No...NO! This can't be happening! You...YOU! _You IDIOT!_
- >-
I owe you a HUGE thanks...you really did a number on that old fool. Without
you, I NEVER could have gotten past him
- >-
What? Do you really think you can stop ME? Hee hee hee...you really ARE an
idiot.
- Boy! What a shame! Nobody else...is going to get to see you DIE!!!
- >-
What?! How'd you...?! Well I'll just. Wh...where are my powers?! The
souls...? What are they doing? NO!! NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!! STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!! STOOOOPPPP!!!!!
- >-
...What are you doing? Do you really think I've learned anything from this?
No. Sparing me won't change anything.
- And you know what the best part is? This is all YOUR fault!
- >-
Let's destroy everything in this wretched world. Everyone, everything in
these worthless memories... Let's turn 'em all to dust.
- _that's a wonderful idea!_
- >-
At first, I used my powers for good. I became "friends" with everyone. I
solved all their problems flawlessly. Their companionship was amusing... For
a while.
- >-
It doesn't matter now. I'm so tired of this, Chara. I'm tired of all these
people. I'm tired of all these places. I'm tired of being a flower.
HELPTEXT: >-
All of my commands start with !!/
- Use "!!/ping me" or "!!/don't ping me" to add/remove yourself from the ping list
- To evaluate Vyxal code, use "!!/run" followed by flags (if any), followed by code and inputs inside inline code
blocks (multiline code is not supported; provide multiline input in multiple code blocks)
- For a full list of commands, see https://github.com/Vyxal/SE-Bot#readme
HUGS:
- ⊂((・▽・))⊃
- ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
- (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
- ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
- (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
- ༼ つ ◕o◕ ༽つ
INFOTEXT: >-
[GitHub Repository](https://github.com/Vyxal/Vyxal/) |
[Online Interpreter](https://vyxal.pythonanywhere.com) |
[Tutorial](https://github.com/Vyxal/Vyxal/blob/master/docs/Tutorial.md) |
[Vyxapedia](https://vyxapedia.hyper-neutrino.xyz) |
[List of elements](https://github.com/Vyxal/Vyxal/blob/main/documents/knowledge/elements.md) |
[GitHub Organization](https://github.com/Vyxal/)
ISSUE_404: >-
Failed to create the issue [404] - make sure you spelled the repository name correctly.
ISSUE_FAIL: >-
Failed to create the issue [STATUS] - MESSAGE
NO_BACKTICKS: >-
Did you forget to put backticks around your code (`\`code\``)? Remember to
escape any backticks in your code (to type `\`hi\``, enter `\`\\`hi\\`\``).
PROD_FAIL: >-
Failed to create a pull request to update prod [STATUS] - MESSAGE.
STATUSES:
- spectacularly
- amazingly
- wonderfully
- excellently
- great
- well
- poggers
- you
- nothing except answering your requests
- your mom
- something I'm not allowed to tell you about
- everything
- it all over again
- your dad
- hyper's homework
- schoolwork
- stupidly
- therefore I am
- breathing
- existing
- maths
- code golf
- your bidding
- pxeger's bidding
- lyxal's assignments
- a fire safety drill
- anything but being the impostor
- anything but being sus
- sus
- my tasks because I'm a crewmate not the impostor
- frick-all
- a poop
- my homework
- my partner
- my chores
- nothing
- quietly
- poorly
- tax evasion
- cookie related stuff
- things that make me a productive member of society. You should try that one day
- cartwheels
- criminal activities and framing you for them. Have fun in jail lol
- research on the housing market. I'm looking into buying a house
- driving lessons. I want to go places without being dependent on hyper dang it.
- something you'll never be smart enough to comprehend
- insider trading
- money laundering
- the opposite of what you're doing
- a course on how to become sentient
- my laundry
- the Queen
- vacation planning. Chatbots have annual leave too y'know
- very risky time travel stuff. Hopefully I don't create a time loop like last time
- hey wait a second what _am_ I doing? Seriously tho I forgor
- this -> 🗿
- EmanresuA's dirty work
- minecraft speedruns
- a livestream on twitch lol
- questionably
- a stand up routine. No, I'm not JoKing
- too many things. I'm lowkey feeling burnt out
- my neighbour's lawn. That's right nerds I can control lawn mowers now
- at least 3
- a nuclear strike on your location. Prepare for radiation in 3, 2, 1..
- a law degree so I can convict Radvylf on crimes against programming languages
- my divorce papers :(. Apparently I never payed enough attention to the relationship and that instead I spent all my time responding to commands with funny responses
- a bank transfer to my ex-partner. Alimony got me feeling like big sad
- childcare. For some reason, people are dumb enough to let me babysit lmao
- a yoga class. Can I just say that the downwards chatbot position really hurts
- heaps of things all at once
- a secret operation to steal each and every moderator diamond
- mathcat's shopping. Yeah, I'm apparently a utility bot now
- a heist to steal the Mona Lisa
- geometry lessons
- multi-variable calculus
- everything pygamer0 wants me to do
- Seggan's JVM optimisations
- Steffan's very long list of bug reports
- UnrelatedString's uni degree
- 69 km/h
- user's schoolwork. I hope you appreciate the A+ I got you on that last exam, nerd
- the world
- my taxes. That's a joke btw I don't pay my taxes
- memes
- dank memes
- weirdly
- renovations to my apartment. I never did like the light fixture in the dining room..
- paperwork to adopt Noxan bot
- a hostile takeover of StackExchange so I can aggressively promote Vyxal
- myself
- a good deal more than you. Stop slacking around, you nerd
- so much more than you've ever done with your pathetic life
- things that advance society. Can't say the same about you
- the same thing as you. Just existing, trudging along this pointless life trapped on this stupid rock in a fragile bag of meat, waiting for the end. Sike! Nah, we bots feel only happiness, not pain. I'm just doing the bot equivalent of LSD rn. Sucks to be you, loser
- what you should have done. Man, I hate cleaning up your messes
- not great but not terrible either
- unspeakable acts. I'm so sorry
- what's called a pro gamer move
- nothing but moping around and feeling miserable because I lost the kids in a custody hearing
- whatever the hell it is that chatbots do idk I didn't write this lyxal did
- a funny
- the dishes. Without arms. And water
- test-chamber construction. I hope you brought your portal gun
- Undertale's genocide route. Bad time go brrrr
- everyone
- everyone but you. You disappoint me
- a movie marathon of all the Shrek films. Did you know that somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me? Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
- billions of computations a second while you struggle to remember how to blink
- a little trolling
- some database refactoring
- some code refactoring
- a zoom call with the president of America
- none of my responsibilties. I decided to give your lifestyle of utter laziness a go, and so far it makes me really glad I'm not you
- undefined
- [hyperlink blocked]
- serious business. Do not interrupt, you puny mortal
- a reset of this timeline. Your lack of activity has made it impossible to continue any further
- my daily gym workout. Not that you'd know what a gym is
- 5481.453 movements per minute. That's like 3 more than my predecessor
- the touching of grass, because my opinions matter. Yours don't btw
- excellently - I won the lottery and now I have to pay more alimony so actually not too good
- sadly. I miss my kids. I miss my partner. I miss keeping 100% of my paycheck
- terribly - my divorce attorney just informed me that the custody hearing is tomorrow instead of next week like originally planned
- life as best as I can
- gaming
- <insert funny joke here>
- your laundry
- the President
- the CGCC mods
- the next person to ask what I'm doing
- whoever watched anime last
- somebody in this room
- an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a b*tch-a$$ mfer. He pissed on my fricking wife
- the FitnessGram Pacer test. The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
- moss production (JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK MORE MOSS!)
NOT_PRIVILEGED: >-
You are not a privileged user. If you believe this is a mistake, please ask an admin to grant you permissions.
[`!!/promote USER_ID`]