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<!doctype html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<meta name="theme-color" content="#000000">
<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="black">
<link href="data:image/x-icon;base64,AAABAAEAEBAQAAAAAAAoAQAAFgAAACgAAAAQAAAAIAAAAAEABAAAAAAAgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsC8qAP+EAACzh1cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAAEiAAAAADAAAiAAAAAAMzAiAAAAAAAAMzAAAAAAAAAiMzMAAAAAAAADAzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD//wAA//8AAP//AAD//wAA//8AAP//AAD//wAA//8AAP//AAD//wAA//8AAP//AAD//wAA//8AAP//AAD//wAA" rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" />
<title>hipster.js</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="index.css">
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<link href="https://maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/font-awesome/4.7.0/css/font-awesome.min.css" rel="stylesheet">
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Comfortaa|Open+Sans|Righteous" rel="stylesheet">
<div id="cover"></div>
<div class="page" id="No0">
<h1 class="shadow">hipster.js</h1>
<h2 class="shadow">Bullshit bingo 4.0.</h2>
<i class="fa fa-arrow-down" aria-hidden="true"></i>
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<div class="page features" id="No1">
<h1>Features</h1>
<div>
<i class="fa fa-picture-o" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Showcase stock images.</b>
Say exactly nothing but be beautiful by using less text and more stock images!
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<div>
<i class="fa fa-newspaper-o" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Advertise Useless Stuff.</b>
You want to build an IoT toaster? The world will love you!
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<div>
<i class="fa fa-globe" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Promote <i>your</i> Startup.</b>
Make your business grow in capitalism.
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<div>
<i class="fa fa-tint" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Hurt Privacy.</b>
By using external CDNs for everything, everyone knows, who visits this site.
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<div>
<i class="fa fa-heart" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Annoy users.</b>
Create slow, useless Websites for slow, useless products.
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<div>
<i class="fa fa-smile-o" aria-hidden="true"></i>
<b>Be Beautiful.</b>
But after all, youre beautifull :).
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</div>
<div class="page varheight" id="No2">
<h1>Concept</h1>
<p>hipster.js is a desingn study for promoting totally useless stuff without giving any information about it. Normally this technique is known used by <i>single page websites</i>. Those are often very slow and uninformative.</p>
<p>hipster.js is a template for creating exacty those websites, to send a humoristic message to all those big data, cloud and internet of things startups ;).</p>
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<div class="page varheight" id="No3">
<h1>Use It!</h1>
<p>You have a fancy idea for a brand new, awesome Internet of things, offline first, cloud driven, blockchain based big data Application?</p>
<p>Just fork this template and fill it with your idea to show the world, how awesome <i>you</i> are!</p>
</div>
<div class="page varheight" id="end">
<h1 class="shadow">Coming Soon.</h1>
<h2 style="top: 20vh" class="shadow">Contact us at <a href="mailto:hello@hipster.js">hello@hipster.js</a></h2>
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