durations.css

:where(html) {
    --minute:     60s;
    --hour:       calc( 60 * var(--minute));
    --day:        calc( 24 * var(--hour));
    --week:       calc(  7 * var(--day));
    --fortnight:  calc( 14 * var(--day));
    --month:      calc( 30 * var(--day));
    --quarter:    calc( 13 * var(--week));
    --year:       calc(365 * var(--day));
    --leap-year:  calc(366 * var(--day));
    --olympiad:   calc(  4 * var(--year));
    --decade:     calc( 10 * var(--year));
    --generation: calc(  3 * var(--decade));
    --lifetime:   calc(  8 * var(--decade));

    --work-day:  calc( 8 * var(--hour));
    --work-week: calc( 5 * var(--day));

    --blink:           .1s;
    --sneeze:          .5s;
    --brief-moment:    15s;
    --pause:           10s;
    --unhealthy-pause: 30s;

    /*
     * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_units_of_measurement
     */
    --moment:          90s;
    --kermit:          calc(14.4 * var(--minute));
    --microfortnight:  1.2096s;

    /* Approximate astronomical durations */
    --sidereal-day: calc((23 * var(--hour)) + (56 * var(--minute)) + 4.091s);
    --iss-orbit:    calc(91.5 * var(--minute));
    --lunar-month:  calc(29.5 * var(--day));
    --venus-year:   calc(225  * var(--day));
    --sol:          88775s;
    --mars-year:    calc(668.5907 * var(--sol));

    /*
     * 10 Little-Known Units of Time
     * https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/60080/10-little-known-units-time
     */
    --atom: .15957s;
    --ghurry: calc(24 * var(--minute));
    --lustre: calc(5 * var(--year));
    --mileway: calc(20 * var(--minute));
    --nundine: calc(9 * var(--day));
    --nychthemeron: var(--day);
    --punct: calc(15 * var(--minute));
    --quadrant: calc(6 * var(--hour));
    --quinzieme: calc(15 * var(--day));
    --scruple: calc(24 * var(--minute));

    /*
     * The Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures
     * https://madcoversite.com/mad033-36.html
     * https://webmadness.net/resources/The-Potrzebie-system-of-weights-and-measures.pdf
     *
     * There is an inconsistency in the definitions where 1 wolverton = 0.00001 clarke.
     * Calculating fractions of clarkes suggests that a 1 wolverton = 0.00000001 clarke. 
     */
    --clarke: var(--sidereal-day);
    --wood: calc(0.1 * var(--clarke));
    --martin: calc(0.01 * var(--wood));
    --kovac: calc(0.01 * var(--martin));
    --wolverton: calc(0.001 * var(--kovac));
    --mingo: calc(10 * var(--clarke));
    --cowznofski: calc(10 * var(--mingo));

    /*
     * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement
     */
    --friedman: calc(6 * var(--month));
    --jiffy: 0.01s;
    --microcentury: calc((52 * var(--minute)) + 35.7s);
    --nanocentury: 3.156s;
    --scaramucci: calc(11 * var(--day));
}