Bazwich.md

The Bazwich

(A sandwich not for the masses.)

Ingredients:

Heavily UK-biased: (with rest-of-the-world explanations parenthesised):

• White bread, preferably Warburton's medium sliced;
• Butter, or equivalent low-calorie spread;
• Peanut butter, crunchy;
• Jam (US: jelly): strawberry, damson, bramble jelly, etc.;
• Cheddar cheese;
• Kit-Kat (chocolate coated wafer biscuit);
• Marmite (yeast spread, better than Vegemite);
• Tinned ham, the firm stuff, not too-heavily processed.
• The more adventurous soul may wish to add lazy garlic, but thinly.

Preparation:

1. Spread the spreadable stuff on alternating slices of bread,
2. Place the non-spreadable stuff on one slice and cover with the other,
3. Slice in half... side- or length-ways, or even diagonally if you're so inclined,
4. Place on a plate with potato crisps (US: chips),
5. Er...
6. Eat!

Have you booked your place at the local A&E (US: ER)?

�[Basic recipe is decades-old, reposted here from Google+ for posterity.]