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%html
%head
%title Formal Invitation to Libate
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%body
%img#tldr(src="/images/tldr.png")
#break
#content
#banner
#name
#logo
#society
%img{:src => '/images/southern_societe.png'}
#coat-of-arms
%img{:src => '/images/coat_of_arms.png'}
#libationists
%img{:src => '/images/computational_libationists.png'}
#presents
#left-wrap
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#right-wrap
%img{:src => '/images/right_wrap.png'}
#verily
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#block-party
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#invitation
#dapper-left
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#dapper-right
%img{:src => '/images/dapper_man_right.png'}
The pleasure of your company is respectfully requested for a refined
evening of imbibing,
%br
colourful conversation, and musickal merriment. The convocation commences
%br
at half past six on the day of Thor, 29
%span.super<> th
Septembere.
#images
#music
%img{:src => '/images/concert.jpg'}
%br
Two Live Concerts (with Disc Jockey)
#food
%img{:src => '/images/dining.jpg'}
%br
A Refined Dinner for the Refined Palette
#libations
%img{:src => '/images/libations.jpg'}
%br
Libations, Libations, Libations!
%h3.question What is it?
#what-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists
(est. 1718), the south's most esteemed organization dedicated
to the study and mechanicking of analytical enginery and
potent potables, has created a league of
well-regarded colleagues of local repute and organizations far
and wide known for their good deeds and analytic heroics. This
league's ephemeral existence has but one purpose: a refined
evening of out-of-doors diversion for all enthusiasts of
rubyology, colloquially known as <b>“The &block Party”</b>, and often
verbally pronounced, with no small amount of amusement to
those learned in the arts of analytic enginery, as
“amp-block.”
%br
%br
We have prepared a fine evening of entertainment for you, including
%strong scrumptious delights
and the Libationists' own
%strong pleasurable spirits!
To encourage intersocialization and jocularity while you quaff,
we have retained the services of
%strong The Lagniappe Brass Band,
the fine
%strong My Name Is John Michaels,
and the renowned rotater of musical storing discii,
%strong DJ Black Socks.
We respectfully opine that a gay evening shall be had by all-comers.
%h3.question When?
#when-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists have created a
schedule which coincides <b>The &block Party</b> with the rubyologist's
annual festival of analysis and engineering, which occurs in New Orleans in the
waning days of Septembere. Our soirée commences on
%strong the first day of Thor coincident with RubyConf,
29
%span.super<> th
of Septembre. The diversion, libations, and comestibles will be present latest
%strong half-past six,
and though our formal programme will come to a close two hours before midnight, informal external festivities
will continue until all of our gentle guests choose to depart satisfied.
%h3.question Where?
#where-answer.answer
The Southern Societé of Computational Libationists have carefully
prepared the map below as a navigation aide to assist your
post-congress quest for comestibles, potables, and convivial fellowship. A massive effort has
ensured that a
%strong city block, in its entirety,
will be free of the usual passers-by, auto-mobile vehicles, and other
distractions of attention, cleverly and simultaneously making the
festivities quite simple to locate. The letter <b>“A”</b> on the map below denotes your starting location, and <b>“B”</b> your destination.
#get-there-map
%h3.question What shall I bring?
#what-bring-answer.answer
We desire only the effervescent delight of your company! <b>The &block Party's</b> cornucopia of possibility is generously proffered
to you by a number of magnificent sponsors, and is completely free to attendees of
the rubyologists' congress.
%h3.question What say you?
#other-opinions-answer.answer
The founding documents of the Southern Societé of Computational Libationists mandate the
encouragement of socialization
and locutive intercourse! Find below an ætherical compendium of related
missives, gossipings, ejaculations, japes, and
goings-on, using the godforsaken enginery of “Twitter”,
a dæmonaickal contraption hellbent on savaging the good and decent methods of traditional discourse preferred by all virtuous gentlemen and
ladies. Should you wish to add your voice to the conversation, use of the <b>#ampblock</b> hashtag is recommended.
#twitter-block
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