this sidebar is not offensive enough

bhuga · Aug 26, 2012 · 6741ffd · 6741ffd
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 %article.github
   :markdown
-    See Ben's **code** on **Github,** report **bugs,** and make **snotty
+    You're welcome to see Ben's **code** on **Github,** report **bugs,** and
-    comments** about his choice of **stylistic dogma.**
+    **get dramatic** about his choice of **stylistic dogma.**
 
   %a{:href => 'http://github.com/bhuga'}
     %img{:src => '/images/octocat.png'}
 %article.twitter
   :markdown
-    Follow Ben on **Twitter,** where you can hear him **complain** about
+    You can follow Ben on **Twitter,** where you can hear him **complain** about
     products and services that he will usually **purchase anyway.**
 
   %a{:href => 'http://twitter.com/bhuga'}
     %img{:src => '/images/twitter-bird.png'}
 %article.facebook
   :markdown
     Ben is on **Facebook,** and feel free to contact him there if your
-    inquiry involves **drinking** or cavorting in the **French Quarter,** the
+    inquiry involves **drinking** or **cavorting** in the **French Quarter,**
-    **Marigny,** or the **Bywater.**
+    the **Marigny,** or the **Bywater.**
 
   %a{:href => 'http://facebook.com/blavender'}
     %img{:src => '/images/f_logo_transparent.png'}