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package cardsagainstdiscord
func init() {
pack := &CardPack{
Name: "sanity",
Description: "Cards against our sanity: volume one",
Prompts: []*PromptCard{
{Prompt: `%s should never be allowed in a convention.`},
{Prompt: `%s, now happening at a convention near you!`},
{Prompt: `%s. Worst Decision I've ever made.`},
{Prompt: `%s. An experience I‘ll never forget.`},
{Prompt: `%s sucks some major dick.`},
{Prompt: `After last year, the con got an ambulance on standby in case %s happened again.`},
{Prompt: `Attention all guests: We regret to inform you that the game room will be closed for the rest of the convention due to %s.`},
{Prompt: `At the con I decided that %s was a good idea. Go me.`},
{Prompt: `Come place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! %s vs. %s. Who will win?`},
{Prompt: `Follow me at: %s.tumblr.com`},
{Prompt: `I got a refund when my favorite voice actor’s panel was canceled for a three-hour seminar on %s.`},
{Prompt: `I won the cosplay contest because I had (a) %s.`},
{Prompt: `If you see %s, say nothing and drink to forget.`},
{Prompt: `My entire convention weekend was ruined by %s.`},
{Prompt: `Next year’s main panel: %s, Confessions of a Life-Long Con Owner.`},
{Prompt: `One day when I have kids, I’ll be able to sit them all down and tell them the story of %s.`},
{Prompt: `Please go like my page “%s Cosplay”. It’s got almost 100 followers!`},
{Prompt: `Scott McNeil said he wouldn't show up to another convention if %s were there.`},
{Prompt: `Screw the rules! I have %s!`},
{Prompt: `There are conventions themed around gaming, anime, and comic books. But you wouldn't believe what the next convention’s theme is…`},
{Prompt: `What did I forget to pack for this convention?`},
{Prompt: `What do you mean they ran out of %s? This after-party sucks!`},
{Prompt: `What the fuck is wrong with my life?`},
{Prompt: `When I witnessed someone %s this morning, I knew it wouldn’t be your average con.`},
{Prompt: `You can't say you've had the full convention experience until you’ve seen %s and %s .`},
},
Responses: []ResponseCard{
`A body pillow that’s been used so may times, it stands up on its own`,
`A con stage show that the cast put their heart and soul and months of work into, only to get 2 hours to perform to an audience of around 25 people`,
`A Cosplay Elitist`,
`A girl that just actually really doesn’t like you`,
`A parent chaperoning their child not quite knowing what to think about all of this`,
`A small spin-off con that fails`,
`A wardrobe malfunction`,
`A Yiff Party!`,
`Accidentally breaking a piece of your prop and calling it battle damage`,
`Actual, real katana duels between trained professionals with deadly weapons... and you’re pretty sure you can take them both at the same time`,
`Alcohol`,
`An outfit that you spend hundreds of dollars and weeks of work on, only to wear it for a couple of hours`,
`Anime crap`,
`Assuming all girls who go to high school are over 18`,
`Attention whores`,
`Being Murdered`,
`Being offended by literally nothing`,
`Being pretty fuckin’ desperate`,
`Being too old for this shit`,
`Bishounen Hitler`,
`Blowjobs`,
`Broken Dreams`,
`Burlesque shows. Like pole dancing — but classier`,
`Con drama`,
`Cosplayers`,
`Cosplaying something obscure, and then getting mad when nobody recognizes you`,
`Creepy photographers`,
`Crippling depression`,
`Crossplay`,
`Dead Memes`,
`Deadpool Cosplayers`,
`Delicious Dark Side Cookies`,
`Depressing cafe maids`,
`Donald Trump`,
`Dropping out of school and quitting your job to go become a professional cosplayer`,
`Existing`,
`Explaining your cosplay to polite but noticeably uncomfortable tourists`,
`Floating in the Dead Sea, eating McDonald’s French fries, and being the saltiest bitch there is`,
`Furries`,
`Getting the con crud`,
`Getting herpes from the Pocky Game`,
`Getting high off of life! ( and a bit of crack cocaine)`,
`Glorious Butts`,
`Having an epileptic seizure at the con rave`,
`Having to Google it`,
`Hentai`,
`Hookers & Blow`,
`Indisputable scientific evidence that running like a ninja makes you faster`,
`Introducing your parents to your body pillow girlfriend`,
`It was me, Dio!`,
`Just Batman`,
`Making Cons Great Again`,
`Nina Tucker, American Kennel Club winner for Mixed Breed`,
`Non Consensual Glomping`,
`Not breaking character until you are getting arrested`,
`Not checking in your ”totally fake gun.”`,
`Not eating anything all day, and when you feel like you are about to faint, you eat a cube of cheese`,
`Not sealing your body paint`,
`Overpriced food`,
`Passing out`,
`Picking up chicks at a con`,
`Praying the gay away`,
`Pretty boys`,
`Pretty girls way out of your league`,
`Putting minimal effort into cosplay by wearing costumes bought from Walmart`,
`Religious protesters`,
`Renting a convention center, hiring staff, and booking celebrities, only for the con owner to steal the budget and run away to another state`,
`Seeing an obese rendition of your favorite character and being scarred for life`,
`seeing someone cosplay a spoiler that came out a week ago`,
`Selling your car for gas money`,
`Sharing the convention center with another event`,
`Shitty Cards Against Humanity Spin-offs`,
`Shitty Chinese Knockoffs`,
`Someone spiking the water coolers`,
`Someone taking a shit in the elevator`,
`Special Snowflakes`,
`Steve Blum’s sultry, omnipresent voice`,
`Stupid dumb fucking nerds`,
`Swimming drunk in the hotel fountain because the pool was closed`,
`Switchblades pulled out at the Smash tournament`,
`That guy dancing around with the boombox`,
`The ballpit didn’t have any balls and I broke my ass jumping in`,
`That one girl who dances to J-Pop in the corner for attention`,
`The sexiest sex to ever sex`,
`Treating your hotel room like a clown car and shoving as many people as you can in there`,
`Trespassing to get the prefect photoshoot location`,
`Trying to become famous`,
`Trying to flee that old drunk pervert staying at your hotel`,
`Using Febreeze as deodorant`,
`Vic Mignognanananana`,
`Yaoi`,
`Your Cosplay Squad`,
`Your mom`,
`Your old racist father`,
`Your sweet innocent virgin soul`,
`YouTube Let's Players`,
`%blank`,
},
}
AddPack(pack)
}