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W atc hyo urta bs !
W A R N I N G!! Taglines are V E R Y
W A R N I N G!! Taglines are V E R Y addictive!!
W E L C O M E T O F L S I N G L E S & F R I E N D S ! ! ! ! !
W M M R 9 3 . 3 F M * Philly, PA
W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a r
W h o s a y s 1 2 0 0 b a u d i s s l o w ? ? ?
W is for Wesley, who always saves the day
W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice
W is for the many ways that you're served! - Joel sings
W not shipped since I live so close. I
W)here Y)our S)tupid I)nterface W)eathers Y)our G)enius.
W* [0M* ** ****. GV* ** **** *mM0*** ** D**.
W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
W**nin*g,* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e*
W*A*R*N*I*NG: TR*I*BB*L*ES A*RE*EV*E*R*YW*H*ER*E!
W*E*L*C*O*M*E T*O T*H*E F*L*S*I*N*G*L*E*S
W*E*L*C*O*M*E T*O T*H*E F*L*S*I*N*G*L*E*S & F*R*I*E*N*D*S E*C*H*O
W+/- -&gt; e+/- + v -*Another weak interaction*-
W-A-R-N-I-N-G!!! The Kirkwood virus was found on drive C:\!!!
W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months!
W-What is it exactly that y-you want? - Cecil
W-will you cook for me the rest of your life?
W.A.C.O - Janet Reno's "Washington Approved Cook Out"
W.A.C.O, acronym, Washington Approved Cook Out
W.A.C.O. : Washington Approved Cook Out
W.A.R.P.: We Are Real Programmers
W.C. Fields is alive and drunk in Philadelphia.
W.D.A.T. -- Digitized Android Emotion Radio
W.E.N.C.H. &lt;- Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
W.I.P.
W.Jim asks ... "If Odo told bad jokes, would he be known as the Punstable?"
W.Jim asks ... What do you call a wolf who can take down a deer from either flank? The answer, of course, is ... "Bambidextrous."
W.Jim asks ... What do you call a wolf who can take down a deer from either flank? The answer, of course, is ... "Bambidextrous."
W.Jim's friend's daughter's college dorm sports this on a wall: "Normal is a setting on a washing machine."
W.Jim's friend's daughter's college dorm sports this on a wall: "Normal is a setting on a washing machine."
W.Jim's friend's family motto could be said to be: "We are normal. The rest of the world is dull."
W.Jim's friend's family motto could be said to be: "We are normal. The rest of the world is dull."
W/1/2 my brain tied behind my back,to be fair
W/1/2 my brain tied behind my back,to be fair
W/34 cylinders the cars of yesteryear never flooded -Crow
W/Windows and $3000 in hardware, you can emulate an Amiga
W/out a cast there can be no cast party - Frank on movies
W10 Warp 10 - Infinite Speed
W8LFTR: Weightlifter.
WA*R*NIN*G:* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! -Usagi Tsukino, on falling
WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!! [THUD]
WABC, Wheel of Fortune, 1995
WACO - The BATF's reply to Patrick Henry.
WACO - The BATF's reply to Patrick Henry.
WACO - We Are the Church of Ordinance
WACO - What A Cook Out!
WACO - Where Arson Cults Originate!
WACO Lesson #7: Gas the children to save the children.
WACO _is_ located in a Most Favored Nation
WACO: A place where MANY idiots live(d). Outpaced only by New Jersy.
WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender, then Massacred Children & All.
WACO: Washington-Approved Cook-Out
WAD = Working As Designed ( -&gt;&lt;- )
WAD = Working As Designed ( -><- )
WAD DEU you mean, you hate DOOM?
WAD DEU you mean, you hate DOOM?
WAD's, .LMP's, and Modem's! Oh my!
WAD: Walk Away in Disgust
WAF: Warn After the Fact
WAFFLE: What's the big deal?
WAIT A MINIT!! That's a RECYCLED Tagline!!
WAIT stop, im trying 2 imagine u with a personality!
WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(
WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(
WAIT!!!! There's been a slaughter here!! --Jim Morrison
WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
WAITER: Someone who works overtime
WAITERS and WAITRESSES do it for tips
WAITRESSES do it with chopsticks
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WAKE UP BRAIN!!!...Oh Dear...we have a deserter
WAKE UP!!!! (and smell the coffee).
WAKE: 1. A convivial soiree with a preserved corpse in the room. 2. What the
WAKKO.SYS LOADED: coMputER ACtiNgg vERyy odDLyyy.
WAKKO.SYS missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ancel Animaniacs?
WALLET=SECURED (and empty) FLAME_SHIELD=ACTIVATED (all)
WALLPAPER = VISUAL MUSAK
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
WALTER CRONKITE -- And that's the way it was
WALTZING COW: Udder disaster.
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WANNA RAISE SOME HELL? -Stone Cold Steve Austin
WANTED - A boy who can take care of horses who can speak German.
WANTED - Enemy for NATO. Will pay top dollar
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE! -- Schroedinger's Cat
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE! -=&gt; Schrodinger's Cat &lt;=-
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE!--Schrodinger's Cat.
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: HULK HOGAN (Preferably DEAD !)
WANTED Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit with a drum
WANTED Dead -or- Alive: KC and the Sunshine Band!
WANTED Dead. One pink bunny, carrying a drum.
WANTED Dear -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit with a drum
WANTED, dead or alive: Schrodinger's cat.
WANTED- Guillotine operator: generous severance pay.
WANTED-- Man to work in dynamite factory. Must bewilling to travel.
WANTED-Guillotine operator: generous severance pay.
WANTED: 386DX fatherboard to make SX with my motherboard
WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
WANTED: An alien family to adopt a cute purple dinosaur!
WANTED: Chad Harris for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: DEAD AND ALIVE! - Schrodinger's Cat
WANTED: Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit. Usually seen with a drum.
WANTED: Dead AND Alive!--Schrodinger's Cat.
WANTED: Good taglines to steal
WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
WANTED: Operating Manual for Females - will pay big $$$!
WANTED: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
WANTED: Research Asst. to work on hypothesis SEX &gt; Logic
WANTED: Scab tagline writers to replace strikers
WANTED: Tickets to watch Hec thrash MSI over "Xpress"!
WANTED: UNIX Programmers...We're looking for a few million programmers.
WANTED: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
WANTED: "Excess Tagline Removal Utility"
WANTED: 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred
WANTED: @TO for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: A new signature, most ideas welcome.
WANTED: Any Bell Atlantic employee, to be shot on site!
WANTED: Dead &gt;and&lt; alive -- Schrodinger's Cat!
WANTED: Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit. Usually seen with a drum.
WANTED: Escape Pod Test Pilots. No Experience Necessary!
WANTED: Guillotine Operator, good chance to get ahead.
WANTED: Kevin Mitnick for security work on the Internet
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
WANTED: Model for the NEW sexual harassment poster girl!
WANTED: Orville - for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: Orville Bullitt for Tagline Theft! $100,000 Reward! Dead!
WANTED: Press secretary. Some dissembly required
WANTED: Security Men To Guard President, BIG Money!.
WANTED: Small person to work as MUDFLAP. Must be willing to travel
WANTED: Small person to work as MUDFLAP.Must be flexible.
WANTED: Tagline appropriate for this sort of crap!
WANTED: Test Rider - For Hot Pussy, Apply Here!
WANTED: Used secretary in good condition.
WANTED: cheap taglines
WANTED: cheap taglines.......
WAR is PEACE! Alt-F4
WAR will cease when people refuse to fight.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace.
WAR: Fight 'em, whip 'em -- feed 'em and finance 'em.
WAR: Hi-tech natural selection.
WARL.OCK not found. Ohh well
WARMING: speeling chekcer inopreative
WARNIG! Hex dump in progess
WARNING - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
WARNING The preceding tag line has been stolen by OLX!!
WARNING ! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING ! You Are Being Audited For Unpaid Snack Taxes
WARNING !! === DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!
WARNING !!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
WARNING #134: CRIME.COM detected. System hanged.
WARNING * Your tagline dispens*r *s r*nn*ng l*w *n v*w*ls.
WARNING - I operate on a few fries short of a happy meal!!!
WARNING - THIS TEXT MIGHT CONTAIN AN UNKNOWN VIRUS!
WARNING - Taglifters will be prosecuted!
WARNING - Tagline thief in this echo.
WARNING - The above text may contain a subliminal message
WARNING - This is an adult rated tagline
WARNING - This is not a safe alternative to Cigarettes
WARNING - This tagline contains a subliminal message
WARNING - This tagline may be distressing to some viewers
WARNING - recipe thief in this echo.
WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
WARNING : Keep sharp knives out of children !
WARNING : User initialisation sequence suboptimal - add coffee and try again
WARNING Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves
WARNING! Air Conditioned. Do Not open WINDOWS.
WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
WARNING! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
WARNING! Computers can be hazardous to your Wealth!
WARNING! Computers warp the Users time continuium.
WARNING! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO LASER! Huh?.....OW
WARNING! Drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
WARNING! HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
WARNING! He is a confirmed tagline thief!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING! I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
WARNING! I am mean and my dog is hungry.
WARNING! I kill every 3rd message, the 2nd one just left
WARNING! Inserting keyboard in mouth can cause a short.
WARNING! KENNEDY COMPOUND! Trespassers will be violated.
WARNING! Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health!
WARNING! Message explodes when deleted!
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice.
WARNING! Murphy's Law strictly enforced ahead.
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! Objects in mirror are stupider than they appear.
WARNING! Parameters are askew! WARNING!
WARNING! Programmer X-ing
WARNING! Prosecutors will be violated!
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
WARNING! Removal of this recipe prohibited by law!
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING! Surviving trespassers will be shot again!
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
WARNING! Tagline thief in this echo.
WARNING! The "esc" key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
WARNING! The TOPIC COP is watching!
WARNING! The moderators break their own rules. WARNING!
WARNING! The preceding tag line has been stolen by OLX!!
WARNING! The tech support people are even dumber than you!
WARNING! This PC is protected by a ferret with a black belt in Karate
WARNING! This PC protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer assault vole!
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer dog
WARNING! This computer is protected by attack faeries!
WARNING! This is a "No Thinking" Zone
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
WARNING! This message is contageous!
WARNING! This tagline is protected by an Attack Cat. ;*)
WARNING! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
WARNING! We're all vegetarians here - except the DOG!
WARNING! Your hard drive will be formatted in 5 seconds.
WARNING! recipe THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! - Objects in taglines are closer than they appear
WARNING! - WARNING! - DANGER! Alien Virus approaching!
WARNING! Barney's a purple Velociraptor!
WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN FOUND, PROGRAMMER PROBABLY LOADED.
WARNING! Computers and modems are ADDICTIVE!
WARNING! Conscience Failure! You're on your own.
WARNING! Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
WARNING! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO LASER! Huh?.....OW! OW! OW!
WARNING! DO NOT USE HATCHET TO REMOVE FLY FROM FOREHEAD.
WARNING! Do not feed the Moderator!
WARNING! Do not feed the Sysop!
WARNING! Do not remove under penalty of law.
WARNING! Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego
WARNING! Genealogy Pox carrier, NO KNOWN CURE!!!
WARNING! HIGH ENTROPY ZONE
WARNING! HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
WARNING! Highly irascible! Do Not Irasce!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING! I operate a few fries short of a happy meal.
WARNING! I stole your tagline!!
WARNING! If you're going to take Drugs, DON'T TAKE MINE!
WARNING! Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes!
WARNING! Illogical plotting detected!
WARNING! It is illegal to steal taglines.
WARNING! It's 5am and the moderator hasen't slept yet. LOOK OUT!!!
WARNING! Lasers and mirrors don't mix --Sickbay
WARNING! Mail packet too large. (A)bort transfer, (C)hange name
WARNING! Message truncated!
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice.
WARNING! No ordinary Taglines allowed in 3 mes. radias
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this Tagline!
WARNING! Programmer X-ing!
WARNING! REALITY.SYS corrupted!....Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE IS PROHIBITED BY LAW.
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
WARNING! SAFESEX.LZH is a Trojan
WARNING! Strain of Jerusalem virus found at C000:D000
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! THIS MESSAGE HAS HUMOR.
WARNING! THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2
WARNING! The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth!
WARNING! The SysOp is watching you!
WARNING! The TOPIC COP is watching!
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer dog.
WARNING! This computer protected by attack cats!
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
WARNING! Twit filter full. Recomend you delete this echo.
WARNING! WARNING!
WARNING!! I steal taglines.
WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING!! Sun block wont protect you from RF BURNS
WARNING!! HARD DRIVE WILL SELF EREASE IN 60 SECONDS!!
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WARP - Official radio station of psychopaths.
WARP 3 Scottie, and close those damn Windows
WARP 3.0? Aye Captain!!
WARP 6 A Law We Can Live With
WARP DRIVE NOW, Mr. Scott
WARP-- Windows: Archaic, Rundown, Problems.
WARP: the second-best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
WARP:(v)To fly at high speed. DOS:(v)To sleep. WINDOWS:(n)Glass pains
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WARREN COMMISSION VIRUS - Won't allow you to open your files for
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WASK: White Anglo-Saxon Klingon
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WASP, n.: Someone who gets out of the shower to take a piss
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WATERWAYS OF THE WORLD by Sue S. Canal.
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WAYNE GRETZKEY - The Puck Stopped Here
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #84: sulphuric acid
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #123: curling iron
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers
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WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #4 Cattle prod set on "Ultra High".
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WBB: Write to the Bit Bucket
WBIBTW #01. You can enjoy a beer all month long
WBIBTW #02. Beer stains wash out
WBIBTW #03. You don't have to wine and dine beer
WBIBTW #04. It waits patiently in the car while you play football
WBIBTW #05. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
WBIBTW #06. Beer is never late
WBIBTW #07. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
WBIBTW #08. Hangovers go away
WBIBTW #09. Beer labels come off without a fight
WBIBTW #10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up one
WBIBTW #11. Beer never has a headache
WBIBTW #12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning
WBIBTW #13. It won't get upset if you come home with another beer
WBIBTW #14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
WBIBTW #15. A beer always goes down easy
WBIBTW #16. You can have more than one in a night and not feel guilty
WBIBTW #17. You can share a beer with your friends
WBIBTW #18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
WBIBTW #19. Beer is always wet
WBIBTW #20. Beer doesn't demand equality
WBIBTW #21. You can have a beer in public
WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come
WBIBTW #23. A frigid beer is a good beer
WBIBTW #24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
WBIBTW #25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
WBIBTW #26: We're not ready for Spike TV (as of June 13th)
WBIBTW #27: This is CBS, not NBC.
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WC: Waste Core
WC: Wind Clock
WCR: Write to Card Reader
WCX = Weenie Code eXtension
WD-40 and Duct Tape.... Tools for the Professional
WD-40 is the best of lubricants.
WD-40 won't fix this one, either
WDR: Warp disk DRive
WDS: Warp Drive, Scotty!
WE ARE BORG
WE ARE KLINGONS!! Kahless
WE ARE PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU WILL BE APPROXIMATED
WE DON'T CARE - WE DON'T HAVE TO - WE'RE ANSI-PHREAKS!
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO INCREASE DRAMATIC TENSION,and now back
WE MUST PROTECT THE TEROK NOR RODINA! (whatever that is)--Ed Lee
WE WANT ALF BACK ON TV!!!
WE WANT BORGS WITH POWER! RR! RRR! --Iain Twolan
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now
WE are Marvel of Borg. Your cash will be assimilated
WE shall find no ancestor before their time.
WE'LL ALWAYS STAY ON GOOD TERMS as long as they're my terms
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! -- Crow T. Robot
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Oh, that's just the intercom light
WE'RE CANNON-FODDER IN THE COGS OF CORPORATE CULTURE
WE'RE FED-UP!!! And We're Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!!
WE'd be going back to a time when you were only two years old. Paris
WE: Write and Erase data
WEAKER SEX - The kind you have once the kids wear you out
WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.
WEALTH---What you gave up for the joys of child raising.
WEATHERMEN do it with crystal balls.
WED: Write and Erase Data
WEDDING RINGS: The world's smallest handcuffs.
WEIGHTLIFTERS pump harder.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
WELDERS do it with hot rods
WELDERS fill all cracks.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WELDERS heat it up before it cuts.
WELFARE -- The more you deceive the more you receive.
WELFARE RECIPIENTS do it while everyone else pays for it.
WELFARE.$$$ not found: (P)rotest, (R)iot, (B)urn
WELFARE: Legalized con to deprive taxpayers.
WELL BASTE MY STEAMING PUDDINGS!
WELL DIGGERS do it in a hole
WELL, YOU CAN JUST ROCK ME TO SLEEP TONIGHT!! - Binkley
WELL, if I called a wrong number... why did YOU answer?
WELWH: Nadolic Llawen. Blwyddn Newdd Dda
WEMG: Write Eighteen Minute Gap
WENCH - Women Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness.
WENCH: what is used to turn the head of a dolt.
WENCH: Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
WESLEY saves it and saves it and saves it (yawn) STAR TREK: THE NEXT
WESLEY! I don't care what bbs you loged on, unplug data
WESTWOOD activates Friday the 13th
WET PAINT (This is not an instruction or command.)
WET: Why Even Try?
WF Warp Factor
WF: Wait Forever
WFL: Wave FLag
WGA building in L.A. is of all-block construction!
WGFF? Who Gives A Flyin...?
WGPB: Write Garbage in Process-control Block
WH Well, since my birthday is coming up at the end of this week,
WH&gt;Hello All...!
WH&gt;anyone have any taglines for birthdays? ;)
WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T HUNT 'EM??? It's TOURIST Season, ain't it?
WHADDAYA MEAN, 'FILE NOT FOUND?' YOU &lt;CENSORED&gt; COMPUTER!!!
WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MA'AM!
WHAT "any" key!?!?
WHAT ALL MEN EXPECT: My wife will never get sick-- but will only be allergic to jewelry and fur coats
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!, THIS IS THE RIGHT SPOT!!!! - Ren.
WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW: What are you guys still doing here
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE THIS END TABLE SO CHEEZED OFF? - Earthworm Jim
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE CAPS-LOCK LIGHT IS ON?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES A: Elvis has been sighted
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!--Buzzcut WINDOWS!--all
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM???????
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Fur-lined vibrating athletic supporters.
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: No more lawyers!
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Profit and loss statements.
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Two words: more babes.
WHAT Prime Directive?!? FIRE!!!
WHAT THE FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO IS GOING ON HERE ?
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!!
WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OTHERS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU
WHAT rejected footage?!? - Crow
WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
WHAT will we do about this situation? (come up with more tags, natch!)
WHAT! Nothing but Xanth to read? ....Click....BOOM!
WHAT!? Am I to blame for your lack of a sense of humour?
WHAT!? I'm missing Babalon 5???!! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER
WHAT!? I'm missing Star Trek! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER
WHAT!? Windows is used to do WORK!?
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER - Sleepwalker
WHAT!?? Windows is used to do WORK!??
WHAT'S A CAPSLOCK KEY?
WHAT... is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
WHAT... is the capital of Assyria???
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT? Give up C:\&lt; for silly ICONS?
WHAT? I thought it said "Don't live an IMMORTAL life!
WHAT? Newbie AGAIN? Awwwwww Ma, we had Newbie for dinner LAST night!
WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT? No Evil ISS? Say it isn't so! Is this is some sort of cruel joke?
WHAT? No more beer? Who's been drinking all my beer?
WHAT? Some people still read mail on-line?!?
WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
WHAT? These aren't my eye drops? CRAZY GLUE!?! OH SH@!##%$!@$%^
WHAT? This ain't the Files Section?
WHAT? You call THAT humor?
WHAT?! You did WHAT with WHO?!?!?!?
WHAT?!! Is this some SNOBBY, ELITIST, AESTHETIC THING??!! - Calvin
WHAT?!?! All right, Tim, your butt is mine!! (Shut up, David.)--Gen
WHAT??? Give up C:\&gt; for silly ICONS?
WHATEVER HAPPENS behave like you meant it to happen that way. ÄEd Murphy
WHATEVER HAPPENS, behave like you meant it to happen
WHATS_UP.DOC found in BUGSBUNY.ZIP
WHATS_UP.DOC?
WHATTAYAMEAN??? Blood on the chainsaw--that's just rust!
WHATTHEHECKISCROSSNET? - FREQ CROSSNET.ZIP
WHAT`S THIS CAPS LOCK KEY FOR?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! And we're off on a tangent
WHEN IN DOUBT, GIVE IT A CLOUT
WHEN THE BUS IS FULL, THE PUBLIC SHALL WALK THE EARTH
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR, YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.
WHEN YOU'VE FINALLY SAVED THE WORLD FROM ALL THE FOOLISH PEOPLE -- who saves it from you?
WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU CAN TOSS IT OUT.
WHERE %JH3 TAGFILE
WHERE ARE ALL MY CARTOON CHARACTER UNDERPANTS??!! - Calvin
WHERE ARE THE GOD-DAMNED CIGARETTESOh, sorry... -- Shiela Bungee
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
WHERE FRIENDS MEET!!
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.-Enterprises womens toilet wall graffiti
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S INHERITANCE TAX.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE BILL GATES TO GO TODAY?
WHERE are YOUR Taglines???
WHFO: Wait until Hell Freezes Over
WHHOOOMP Hit me!
WHILE (length(walk) length(pier)) DO BEGIN
WHILE User=aufmerksam DO Harmlos;
WHILST your evil dopplegangers were sent - Mike
WHITE BEER: A Trailer Park of Flavor in Every Bottle
WHITE HOUSE - WHORE HOUSE: Only two Characters make them different!
WHITEHEAD'S LAW - The obvious answer is always overlooked.
WHO CARES where Carmen Sandiego is?
WHO ME???? I don't read taglines! (this space for rent)
WHO NEEDS REALITY. I HAVE IMAGINATION
WHO PROGRAMMED THIS JAZZ?
WHO WILLS CAN-WHO TRIES DOSE-WHO LOVES LIVES
WHO let that F*CKING woman drive?!! NASA 1987
WHO say's blondes have more fun anyway?
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
WHO was the man that saw a snail and said, "I'm gonna eat that thing."
WHO'S GOING TO STRIP?!?" -Nene, BGC
WHO's going to strip?!? (Nene)
WHO? WHEN?! ME?! It was the Booze! - Binkley
WHOA KEEN! The TICK CAM!! -The Tick
WHOA! No wonder they call you Mrs. BUSH! - George
WHOA! Star Trek's on! &^#%NO CARRIER
WHOA! LOOK OUT EVERYONE! HE'S GOING TO BLOW!
WHOA! Shot down while using his 'manlihood'.
WHOA! Star Trek's on! &^#%NO CARRIER
WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!!
WHOA!!! That was close! You almost caught me caring
WHOA!!!! BITTER BEER FACE!!! :P
WHOA, boy! WHOA! Dadgummit, Ah said WHOA! &lt;WHAM!&gt;
WHOCARZ: Who Cares?
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
WHOKNOWS is now carrying this conference
WHOOMP, there's my butt! - Butt-Head
WHOOOOO IIIIIISSS MERRIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIG! SOOOIEE!!!
WHOOPY F**KIN' DOO!
WHOOSH: on a Porsche.
WHORE: Woman Having Orgasms Really Enthusiastically
WHORU: Who are you?
WHOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase
WHOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!
WHP: Wave Hands over Program
WHY %JH3 TAGFILE
WHY ARE WOODPECKERS BAD COMPANY? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS BORING
WHY BE *NORMAL*?
WHY BE BORN AGAIN!?!? Just Grow Up!
WHY DO THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW THINK THEY ARE PARANOID?
WHY DO THOSE THREE DOTS KEEP FOLLOWING ME? (PARANOID TAGLINE)
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN : Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair
WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD........?
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU UNSUBSCRIBE ME??? I'VE ASKED DOZENS OF TIMES!!
WHY am i watching `Hogan's Heroes'? - arifel
WHY are you reading this tagline? Don't you know what they do to your mind?
WHY did the damn designer put the Imps in front of the BROWN wall???
WHY do I have to KEEP learning?!
WHY do shoppers always return their shopping carts to the handicapped parking slots
WHY is the damn Shadowlord staying in the city I wanna go to? - Avatar
WHYME.EXE Fatal character flaw. Kick in ASCII? (Y/N)
WHat do you call a man in a meat grinder? Chuck
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
WHy do 75% of taglines involve Pooh Bear?
WI: Why Immediate
WI: Write Illegibly
WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WIC, but no Men, Infants, and Children club.
WIC, federally financed females-only club.
WID: Write Invalid Data
WIDOWER(n):man who just lost 90% of his mind.
WIFE.ARJ -Strange program: Only contains lots of on-line help!
WIFE.COM not working, MALL.EXE busy, better get $$$.BAT
WIFE.EXE not working, busy at MALL.COM better get $$$.BAT
WIFE.ZIP 29,246 Excellent program, no documentation!
WIIIIITTTHH...A HERRING!
WILD GOOSE: A finger that's one inch off center.
WILDCAT! BBS * QmodemPro * Off-Line Xpress: Perfection!
WILDCAT! V3.02...the thing dreams are made of!
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
WILL UNINSTALL WINDOWS 95 FOR FOOD
WILLIAM HOLDEN -Tombstone 17
WILLIAM KELLY, 87, WAS FED SECRETARY
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (BY HIMSELF)
WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER
WIMP - Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus.
WIN '95 = Macintosh '87`
WIN '95 ERROR: Purchase P-200 with 100 Meg & 10 Gig to continue
WIN - Worlds biggest batch!
WIN 3.0 : UAE, WIN 3.1 : GPF, OS/2 : WORKS
WIN 95 : second to none :-))
WIN 95: Press &lt;START&gt; to kill your wallet!
WIN error #41- GPF in PROGMAN: (R)eboot (R)eboot (R)eboot?
WIN error #41- Some kind of error happened. (R)eboot (R)eboot (R)eboot
WIN error #46 - Not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes free
WIN error #52: Press F46@CG(uiT)GH56%JgtqYL3 to continue
WIN error #73: .DLL corrupted. Major bummer.
WIN is not an OS/2er, but OS/2 is a WINner
WIN is to computing what a travelogue is to travel
WIN'95- Beta tested by over 400,000 disgruntled postal workers
WIN-NT : The one way to your suicide
WIN.COM ??? Shouldn't it be LOOSE.COM ???
WIN.COM not found. Eat DOS, mother@($@$(.
WIN.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)ho cares?
WIN.INI not found. Eat DOS, mother#$%&*@!
WIN.INI not found. I hope to God you can still do DOS.
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, expensive computer courtesan
WIN3.1 - proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
WIN95 - "Where would like to crash today?"
WIN95 : debug [CR] f 0:0 Lffff 0 [CR] [RESET]
WIN95 = Macintosh '87`
WIN95 ad: "You make a grown man cry!"
WIN95 found... Delete? (y/j)
WIN95: From the People who brought you Edlin
WIN95: Most expensive OS/2 backup disks I've ever purchased.
WIN95: seen, cryed and DELeted
WIND SURFERS do it standing up.
WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows
WINDOES: Functionally challenged software
WINDOW ERROR 44: File Not Found, Wanna play Solitaire?
WINDOWS %JH3 TAGFILE
WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
WINDOWS - From Microsoft, the makers of the 640K Barrier
WINDOWS - From the same folks who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS - From the same people responsible for EDLIN
WINDOWS - from the creator of EDLIN
WINDOWS 3.1 VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like an XT.
WINDOWS 3.1: Now you can crash more than one program at a time
WINDOWS 3.1: from the people who brought us EDLIN
WINDOWS 95 - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
WINDOWS 95 is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOWS 95, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS 95: An overpriced way to eat up HD space.
WINDOWS 95: From the EDLIN makers
WINDOWS ERROR #00: Windows doesn't feel good today
WINDOWS ERROR - Play Mine Sweep and dream about Windows95?
WINDOWS ERROR 04: Multitasking attempted-system confused
WINDOWS ERROR 44:..File not found...Wanna play Solitaire?
WINDOWS Energizer Bunny: It's still loading & loading
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS USERS do it with mice.
WINDOWS from the people who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS is cool, uh, or something.
WINDOWS is not a virus. A virus does something!
WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOWS really means: Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software!
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
WINDOWS! Procomm plus! Off-Line Xpress!: Perfection!
WINDOWS! Brought to you by the folks that gave us EDLIN!
WINDOWS!! = Install it and find out for yourself
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS, from the people that brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS, n. Microsoft's proof of PT Barnum's theory
WINDOWS, the EDSEL of operating systems. Yes, ahead of it's times!
WINDOWS95 only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
WINDOWS95?!? Been there, Done that, threw it out the window!
WINDOWS95?!? Been there... Done that!
WINDOWS: Brought to you by the makers of Edlin.
WINDOWS: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS: Just say NO!
WINDOWS: (W)ish (I) (N)ever (D)itched (O)ld (W)orking (S)oftware!
WINDOWS: An Unrecoverable Acquition Error.
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
WINDOWS: Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WINDOWS: From MicroSoft, they brought you EDLIN! (SCARY!)
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
WINDOWS: It's not "crippled", it's "differently abled"!
WINDOWS: SUCKS!!
WINDOWS: Something that comes with the mouse you bought
WINDOWS: The instant 80486 to 8088 downgrade kit!
WINDOWS: Well, It's Not Doing Our Work, Sir.
WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
WINDOWS: Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software
WINDOWS: Wish I'd Never Dumped Old -- Working -- System.
WINDOWS: Worthless Inane No-good Depressing Overblown With Swearing
WINDOWS: from the people that brought you the 640kb barrier
WINDOWS?!!!??? If I wanted a Mac,I'd buy one!
WINDOZE 3 - 5 Megs Of Tranquilizer For A Computer
WINDOZE 95 Insufficient memory: add 8 megs and retry!
WINDOZE 95: Press &lt;START&gt; to kill your wallet!
WINDOZE NT PROGRAMMERS still can't do it.
WINDOZE!! We don't need no stink'n WINDOZE!!
WINDSCREEN WIPER: Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
WINDowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger
WINDows open: Jump? [Y/y/y]
WINDows: the banana peel of the electronic age
WINDoze error #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting
WINE IS FINE BUT WHISKEYS QUICKER~~SUICIDE IS SLOW WITH LIQUOR
WINTER (Steve) is FidoNet's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
WINTER (Steve) is FidoNet's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
WINTER(n):when the air-conditioning finally kicks in.
WINTER,SPRING,SUMMER OR FALL..ALL YA GOT TO DO IS CALL..AND I'LL BE THERE,YEAH,YEAH,YOU GOT A FRIEND
WINTER: Something that rich people go south during.
WINTER: Something that rich people go south during.
WINTER: The time of year when it gets later earlier
WINWORD caused a gene protection fault
WIN_ERROR: No Mouse found - klick to continue
WINdoze: Written entirely by blondes.
WIRE MY NIPPLES ZAP!!!!!!!!!! - George Lungren
WIRED: the magazine that still takes Marshall McLuhan seriously
WISE MEN CHANGE THEIR MINDS, FOOLS NEVER
WISE husband puts his foot down only to shift position
WISHING YOU AND YOUR'S THE BEST OF THE SEASON!
WISIWIW - What I See Is What I Want!
WITCH: Wiccan Invoking Tolerance, Compassion and Healing!
WITH Pascal DO Write(Programs);
WITH... all due... respect... Sir... BE GONE! - Worf
WIVO: Female counterpart of a marriage
WIZZO'S do it with jamming
WIZZO'S jam it faster, deeper, and more powerfully.
WIthout you, M fears for the security of the free world. - Nigel
WK: Write to Keyboard
WKRP in Cincinatti, With more music, and Les Nesman
WLAF.NOT! AWLF: America: Where Limbaugh Fights.
WLAF.NOT! FALW: Fire Alarms, Loud Whistles
WLAF.NOT! WLFA: Women Love Fooling Around
WLFA: Women Love Fooling Around
WMC: Write Millions of Comments
WMTA Warped Minds Think Alike
WNAM: We Need A Miracle
WNBC is gonna make me rich.
WNHR: Write New Hit Record
WNHR: Write New Hit Record
WNR: Write Noise Record
WN_CowTipping Conference Moderator
WO K.C. in 2K BE THERE! K.C. in 2K
WO&gt; WY&gt; OU&gt; CA&gt; NR&gt; EA&gt; DT&gt; HI&gt; SH&gt; ID&gt; DE&gt; NM&gt; ES&gt; SA&gt; GE&gt;
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA CHOMP!{Cat being eaten by Pac-Man}
WOE is me!
WOFTAM Waste Of [Flipping] Time And Money
WOK: What you thwow at a wabbit.
WOLF = Weird, Overglorified, Limp-dicked, Faggot.
WOLF(n):one who whistles while he lurks
WOLFENSTEIN: Kiddie Trainer for Doom!
WOM - Write only memory
WOM: Wead-onwy memowy
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH WHILE SKY-DIVING - Baby is born in free-fall. - The Globe
WOMAN! You can change my world! - Scorpions
WOMAN.COM: Unstable, no docs, but fun once unzipped.
WOMAN.DOC Press F9 Don't expect to understand it
WOMAN.EXE a great idea, but where's the damn .DOC's?
WOMAN.EXE. Great program, no documentation
WOMAN.ZIP Great Program, No Documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP Great program but no documentation...!
WOMAN.ZIP - Fine program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP - Good utility, with proper configuration.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great Program. No documentation, but fun to unZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program but no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program but won't do windows
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program, lots of fun, especially after unzipping!
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program. README.1ST file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great software, but no docs.
WOMAN.ZIP - No docs, but fun to UNZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, but no dox!
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP - nice features, fun to play with, but BUGGY!
WOMAN.ZIP - no files but really fun to unzip.
WOMAN.ZIP - no files, but fun to UnZip.
WOMAN.ZIP -- GREAT PROGRAM! (Fun to unzip!)
WOMAN.ZIP -A great program, and lots of fun, especiaily after unziping
WOMAN.ZIP : Shareware or freeware?
WOMAN.ZIP does have docs. You just need to look under GYNE
WOMAN.ZIP- Great program. But absolutely NO documentation...
WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows.
WOMAN.ZIP-Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP. Great Software. No docs.
WOMAN.ZIP... Good utility when properly configured.
WOMAN.ZIP... Great program but no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP...*Great* Program, Lousy Docs
WOMAN.ZIP..... Great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, if configured properly
WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, with proper configuration.
WOMAN.ZIP.....Great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP...Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but doesn't come with docs!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but won't do Windows!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no docs.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP.
WOMAN.ZIP: A great program that comes with no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Fine program. No dox, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Program! Lousy .DOC files! Multiple Upgrades Available!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but absolutely NO documentation
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but the "README.1ST" file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, won't do Windows.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No Docs but, fun to unZIP.
WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Program crash, inconclusive hypotheticals!
WOMAN: Great concept, bad engineering.
WOMEN %JH3 TAGFILE
WOMEN : Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WOMEN : Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WOMEN IN SPACE: "Which way to the Moon Mall?"
WOMEN are like fires: They go out if unattended!
WOMEN came from the WOAH, MEN in front of the ladies' restroom.
WOMEN fake orgasms - MEN fake foreplay !
WOMEN.TXT 0 bytes - "What Men Know About Women"
WOMEN.ZIP - Great program! No docs
WOMEN.ZIP a great program, but where's the documentation?
WOMEN.ZIP... a great program but no documentation
WOMEN.ZIP... great program, no documentation, but fun to unzip!
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation.
WOMEN.ZIP: This is NOT! freeware
WOMEN.ZIPgreat program, no docs, but fun to unzip!
WOMEN: Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs.
WOMEN: n., pl.: Wild, Ovulating, Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
WOMENARENEVERVIOLENT!!! -- lizzie@axe.murder
WON, TOO, THRE, FOR. . . _Duz_ spelling count??
WONDERFUL! You have some of my favourite problems
WOO.. I didn't know that was a Frank Zappa line!
WOODAPPLE - Biker without a bike
WOODEN STICK 3.1 - For Propping Open Your Windows
WOODSTOCK: I was too young in '69, too old in '94!
WOODWARD'S LAW - A theory is better than its explanation.
WOODWIND PLAYERS have better tonguing.
WOOF WOOF ,thats my other dog imitation
WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF! (that's my dog imitation...)
WOOHOO! IN YOUR FACE! SHE SAID YES! - Homer proposing to Marge
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
WORD. Four letters. Starts with a W. D on the end. &lt;Riggs&gt;
WORDPERFECT, ETC.) AND SAVE AS A .TAG FILE
WORDSTAR: A complicated method of avoiding writing letters in EDLIN.
WORDperfect, LETTERperfect, what's next? BLANKperfect?
WORF Radio: Honorable music with a Klingon beat!
WORF will fight you for it. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
WORF! Growl for me, let me know you still care.--Q
WORF--- I AM *N*O*T* A MERRY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*#@#$*
WORF: AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! That is how the Klingon lures a mate.
WORF: Human women are too fragile !
WORF: I protest, I do NOT want to have a Happy Holiday
WORK GETS IN THE WAY OF WHAT I DO!!
WORK HARDER! Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!
WORK HARDER!! Millions on welfare are counting on you!
WORK HARDER!... Millions on Welfare depend on YOU!
WORK is a 4 letter word!
WORK is for people who don't know how to play GOLF !
WORK! for people who don't know how to FISH or GOLF!!
WORK, CONSUME, BE SILENT, DIE
WORK....is being married to a Red head!
WORK: Annoyance to endure between coffee breaks
WORK: The curse of the drinking class.
WORK: Something to do between breaks
WORK: The curse of the drinking class.
WORK: The slow, dragging fingernail on the blackboard of life.
WORKING MOTHER---Any mother who gets out of bed.
WORLD MUSIC - A dozen different types of percussion all going at once
WORLD TO END AT SIX O'CLOCK! Film at eleven.