feat: need synthetic traffic/conversation generators

[mfreeman451]

We need to be able to synthesize conversations on whatever chat medium for our demo. We should probably write a client that takes plugins like IRC, discord, slack, telegram, etc, and creates the following conversations/chat logs by essentially impersonating a user or bot.

We'll align the conversations we want to generate with our example queries from our Pitch Deck:

• Top 3 conversations of utmost importance this week
• Does Jason from sales know our platform engineer Mike?
• How many pagerduty alerts over the last month along with their teamwise split?

I think we can probably create two versions of this, one for MVP, one we'll need for production testing/validation:

• MVP version -- seeds graph database directly
• Production -- seeds graph by impersonating users through chat medium or a static dataset that was not generated by our real-time collection system