cv266_26644.txt

the_DT
spy_NN
game_NN
is_BEZ
up_RP
._.
you_PP
can_MD
thank_VB
charlie_NP
's_POS
angels_NNS
--_???
the_DT
movie_NN
--_???
for_CS
that_CS
._.
when_CS
did_DOD
banality_NP
and_VB
pandering_VBG
become_VB
okay_RB
?_?
just_RB
steal_VB
from_IN
hong_NP
kong_NP
,_,
the_DT
matrix_NN
,_,
and_CC
a_DT
kitschy_NN
tv_NN
show_VB
from_IN
the_DT
mid-1970s_NNS
and_CC
that_DT
's_BEZ
a_DT
movie_NN
?_?
charlie_NP
's_POS
angels_NNS
is_BEZ
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
worst_JJS
examples_NNS
of_IN
action_NN
film_NN
homogeneity_NN
and_CC
shameless_NN
duplicity_NN
in_IN
any_DT
film_NN
i've_???
seen_VBN
in_IN
ages_NNS
._.
charlie_NP
's_POS
angels_NNS
is_BEZ
dumb_JJ
._.
just_RB
plain_JJ
dumb_JJ
._.
as_CS
we_PP
all_PDT
know_VB
,_,
three_CD
of_IN
the_DT
hottest_JJS
females_NNS
on_IN
the_DT
planet_NN
--_???
drew_NP
barrymore_NN
,_,
cameron_NP
diaz_???
,_,
and_CC
lucy_NP
liu_NP
--_???
are_BER
three_CD
super-agents_NNS
working_VBG
for_IN
the_DT
mysterious_JJ
millionaire_NN
named_VBN
charlie_NP
._.
they_PP
all_PDT
drive_VB
fast_RB
cars_NNS
,_,
look_VB
oh-so-fabulous_JJ
even_RB
in_IN
the_DT
morning_NN
,_,
and_CC
don't_DO
seem_VB
to_IN
get_VB
a_NP
scratch_NN
even_RB
when_CS
fighting_NN
armed_JJ
men_NNS
,_,
having_HVG
buildings_NNS
explode_VB
ten_CD
feet_NNS
in_IN
front_NN
of_IN
them_PP
,_,
or_CC
flying_JJ
through_IN
the_DT
air_NN
in_IN
matrix_NN
slow-motion_NP
._.
and_CC
while_CS
the_DT
entourage_NN
spends_VBZ
90_CD
minutes_NNS
romping_VBG
around_IN
in_IN
cleavage-busting_VBG
wetsuits_NNS
,_,
cleavage-busting_VBG
waitress_NN
uniforms_NNS
,_,
and_CC
cleavage-busting_VBG
wet_JJ
t-shirts_NNS
,_,
they_PP
scarcely_RB
succeed_VB
in_IN
resembling_VBG
so_RB
much_DT
as_CS
a_DT
group_NN
of_IN
annoying_VBG
,_,
drunk_JJ
sorority_NN
girls_NNS
,_,
the_DT
kind_NN
who_WP
hit_VBD
on_IN
everybody_PN
at_IN
a_DT
party_NN
._.
the_DT
actual_JJ
plot_NN
revolves_VBZ
around_IN
the_DT
ridiculous_JJ
story_NN
of_IN
a_DT
millionaire_NN
computer_NN
engineer_NN
--_???
the_DT
great_JJ
sam_NP
rockwell_NP
--_???
who_NP
gets_VBZ
kidnapped_VBN
by_IN
a_DT
mysterious_JJ
rival_NN
computer_NN
company_NN
._.
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
the_DT
rival_JJ
wants_VBZ
control_NN
of_IN
his_PP$
new_JJ
personal_JJ
identification_NN
system_NN
,_,
which_WDT
involves_VBZ
such_DT
latter-day_NN
buzzwords_IN
as_IN
gps_???
,_,
cellular_JJ
tracking_NN
,_,
and_CC
even_RB
mainframe_NN
._.
the_DT
amazing_JJ
crispin_NP
glover_NN
lends_VBZ
his_PP$
acting_JJ
chops_NNS
as_IN
a_DT
crazed_JJ
henchmen_NNS
involved_JJ
in_IN
all_PDT
the_DT
nasty_JJ
things_NNS
that_CS
happen_VB
to_IN
the_DT
angels_NNS
--_???
like_CS
battling_VBG
each_DT
of_IN
them_PP
in_IN
many_DT
round-robin_JJ
matrix_NN
rip-off_NN
(_(
again_RB
)_)
fight_VB
sequences_NNS
and_CC
harboring_VBG
a_DT
strange_JJ
attraction_NN
to_IN
sliced-off_NN
locks_NNS
of_IN
the_DT
angels_NNS
'_"
hair_NN
._.
the_DT
coup_NN
de_NP
grace_NN
is_BEZ
bill_NN
murray_NP
as_IN
bosley_NP
,_,
serving_VBG
as_IN
charlie_NP
's_POS
manservant_NN
,_,
or_CC
,_,
more_RBR
to_IN
the_DT
point_NN
,_,
the_DT
angels_NNS
'_"
pimp_???
._.
the_DT
rest_NN
of_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
comprises_VBZ
a_DT
revenge_NN
arc_NN
,_,
enough_RB
costume_NN
changes_NNS
to_IN
fill_NN
three_CD
productions_NNS
of_IN
les_NP
miserables_NNS
,_,
carbon-copy_NN
fight_NN
sequences_NNS
that_CS
would_MD
lend_VB
credible_JJ
evidence_NN
to_IN
a_DT
jackie_NP
chan_NP
and_CC
the_DT
wachowski_NP
brothers_NNS
lawsuit_NN
for_IN
intellectual_JJ
property_NN
theft_NN
,_,
and_CC
the_DT
strange_JJ
transformation_NN
of_IN
sam_NP
rockwell_NP
into_IN
mickey_NP
rourke_NP
's_POS
long-lost_NN
brother_NN
._.
charlie_NP
's_POS
angels_NNS
starts_VBZ
off_IN
with_IN
a_DT
bang_NN
and_CC
ends_NNS
up_IN
being_BEG
a_DT
soggy_JJ
burrito_NN
left_VBD
out_RP
overnight_RB
._.
nothing_PN
is_BEZ
difficult_JJ
,_,
plausible_JJ
,_,
or_CC
believable_JJ
in_IN
any_DT
of_IN
the_DT
angels_NNS
'_"
actions_NNS
._.
it_PP
feels_VBZ
like_IN
the_DT
matrix_NN
,_,
mission_NN
:_:
impossible_JJ
2_CD
,_,
and_CC
cleopatra_NP
jones_NP
and_CC
the_DT
casino_NN
of_IN
gold_NN
all_PDT
rolled_JJ
into_IN
one_CD
._.
diaz_???
is_BEZ
a_DT
knucklehead_NN
._.
barrymore_WRB
is_BEZ
the_DT
"_"
dangerous_JJ
one_CD
,_,
"_"
mean_VB
and_CC
tough_JJ
and_CC
about_IN
as_RB
believable_JJ
as_CS
katie_NP
holmes_NP
in_IN
the_DT
role_NN
._.
liu_NP
is_BEZ
just_RB
._.
._.
._.
lucy_NP
liu_NP
,_,
looking_VBG
good_JJ
in_IN
a_DT
skin-tight_NN
black_JJ
leather_NN
suit_NN
._.
the_DT
list_NN
of_IN
movies_NNS
from_IN
which_WDT
charlie_NP
's_POS
angels_NNS
is_BEZ
directly_RB
lifted_VBN
is_BEZ
equally_RB
astonishing_JJ
._.
the_DT
writers_NNS
apparently_RB
ran_VBD
the_DT
copier_NN
all_PDT
night_NN
stealing_VBG
scenes_NNS
from_IN
armageddon_NP
,_,
lethal_JJ
weapon_NN
ii_CD
,_,
all_PDT
of_IN
jackie_NP
chan_NP
's_POS
movies_NNS
,_,
the_DT
great_JJ
escape_NN
,_,
saturday_NP
night_NN
fever_NN
,_,
revenge_NN
of_IN
the_DT
nerds_NNS
,_,
payback_NN
,_,
darkman_NN
,_,
dr_NN
._.
no_DT
,_,
the_DT
matrix_NN
(_(
as_CS
mentioned_VBN
)_)
,_,
and_CC
even_RB
tv_NN
's_POS
friends_NNS
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
a_DT
shame_NN
,_,
too_RB
,_,
because_CS
one_CD
of_IN
the_DT
many_DT
screenwriters_NNS
,_,
john_NP
august_NP
,_,
was_BEDZ
at_IN
the_DT
helm_???
of_IN
last_OD
year_NN
's_POS
favorite_JJ
,_,
go_VB
._.
then_RB
again_RB
,_,
what_WDT
can_MD
you_PP
expect_VB
from_IN
a_DT
director_NN
known_VBN
solely_RB
as_IN
"_"
mcg_???
._.
"_"
there_EX
is_BEZ
no_DT
camp_NN
value_NN
in_IN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
no_DT
interesting_JJ
main_JJ
characters_NNS
,_,
no_DT
invigorating_JJ
action_NN
scenes_NNS
,_,
no_DT
reason_NN
at_IN
all_PDT
to_IN
waste_NN
your_PP$
time_NN
except_IN
to_IN
ogle_???
the_DT
hot_JJ
chicks_NNS
and_CC
enjoy_VB
the_DT
performances_NNS
of_IN
a_DT
few_DT
supporting_JJ
players_NNS
._.
note_NN
to_IN
hollywood_NP
:_:
next_OD
time_NN
,_,
let_VB
's_BEZ
leave_NN
the_DT
tv_NN
shows_VBZ
on_IN
the_DT
tv_NN
._.