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2004
Made them care about clothes more
2005
Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
Cleaned up the bear situation
2006
Added cat butchery
Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
Stopped soldiers from going to parties
Added mouths
Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
2007
Stopped children from buying shops
Stopped happy thoughts from sleeping in beds in amazing dining rooms
Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
2008
Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
Allowed dwarves to get married
Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
Made all undead respectful of one another
Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
Stopped aerial births
Fixed problem causing dwarves to target harmless insane people while making evil creatures spare them and babies
Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
2010
Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
Rain kills everything it lands on
Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
Humans in Farming houses are naked
Tigerman does not have ears
Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
Magma crabs drown in magma
Dead dwarves remain in their squads
2011
RODENT MAN has no teeth
Honeycombs get encrusted with jewels
Zombie hens claiming nests and laying "regular" eggs
Dwarves come to hospital to Rest without injuries (and also endless tooth surgery)
Dwarves play tug of war with caged animals marked for slaughter
Serpent Men can Kick
ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
Rodent men don't use their new teeth to bite
2012
Ghost of vampires still drink blood
Sleeping on a melting iceberg results in waking up as a demon or other underground creature
Boots don't count as shoes, military gets bad thoughts
Vampire accuses baby of killing victim
Dwarf children die from embarassment at not being dressed at age 2
Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
Undead cat can adopt dwarf
Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
2014
Dwarf misses completely unrelated dwarf
Fat dwarves eating causes lag
Copper coins pass through this boar when thrown at it
Zombies start conversation with necromancer adventurer who tries to sleep in their house
Dwarf tries to clean missing body part
Animals all try to graze from pasture's top left corner, starvation ensues
Social skill gains by attending parties is off the charts
Animals get attached to clothes they're wearing
2015
Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren't "willing to marry"
Moon snail men can't punch or see
Cats dying for no reason - alcohol poisoning?
Seems impossible to satisfy a need for "introspection"
Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
Incorrect use of "whom" in elf.txt
Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
Giraffe is trainable for war
2016
All animals are described as "Gigantic"