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common.js
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common.js
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function substitute(string){
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/poker\$)", "g"), '<a href="/poker"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/wetodddog\$)", "g"), '<a href="/wetodddog"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/sadtroll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/sadtroll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/trolldad\$)", "g"), '<a href="/trolldad"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/high\$)", "g"), '<a href="/high"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/son\$)", "g"), '<a href="/son"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/troll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/troll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/lol\$)", "g"), '<a href="/lol"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/fu\$)", "g"), '<a href="/fu"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/fy1\$)", "g"), '<a href="/fy1"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/yey\$)", "g"), '<a href="/yey"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/uhm\$)", "g"), '<a href="/uhm"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/happy\$)", "g"), '<a href="/happy"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/beh\$)", "g"), '<a href="/beh"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gah\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gah"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/perfect\$)", "g"), '<a href="/perfect"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/wat\$)", "g"), '<a href="/wat"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ewbte\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ewbte"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/pft\$)", "g"), '<a href="/pft"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/futext\$)", "g"), '<a href="/futext"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/megusta\$)", "g"), '<a href="/megusta"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/dude\$)", "g"), '<a href="/dude"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/rtroll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/rtroll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/rmilk\$)", "g"), '<a href="/rmilk"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/milk\$)", "g"), '<a href="/milk"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/pickletime\$)", "g"), '<a href="/pickletime"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gwah\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gwah"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/harpdarp\$)", "g"), '<a href="/harpdarp"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ghappy\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ghappy"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gohno\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gohno"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gfu\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gfu"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gsmile\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gsmile"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gbeh\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gbeh"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gwat\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gwat"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/guhm\$)", "g"), '<a href="/guhm"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gyey\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gyey"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gtongue\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gtongue"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/vuvu\$)", "g"), '<a href="/vuvu"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/red\$)", "g"), '<a href="/red"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/notsure\$)", "g"), '<a href="/notsure"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/okay\$)", "g"), '<a href="/okay"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/fuckthatshit\$)", "g"), '<a href="/fuckthatshit"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/wtf\$)", "g"), '<a href="/wtf"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/teethrage\$)", "g"), '<a href="/teethrage"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/megustaperfect\$)", "g"), '<a href="/megustaperfect"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/foreveralone\$)", "g"), '<a href="/foreveralone"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/blackhair\$)", "g"), '<a href="/blackhair"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/omg\$)", "g"), '<a href="/omg"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/eyes\$)", "g"), '<a href="/eyes"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/awman\$)", "g"), '<a href="/awman"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/straight\$)", "g"), '<a href="/straight"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/pissed\$)", "g"), '<a href="/pissed"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/hmm\$)", "g"), '<a href="/hmm"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/whoa\$)", "g"), '<a href="/whoa"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/sad\$)", "g"), '<a href="/sad"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/hehheh\$)", "g"), '<a href="/hehheh"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/bzz\$)", "g"), '<a href="/bzz"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/welp\$)", "g"), '<a href="/welp"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/challengeaccepted\$)", "g"), '<a href="/challengeaccepted"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/stare\$)", "g"), '<a href="/stare"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/fumanchu\$)", "g"), '<a href="/fumanchu"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/wayevil\$)", "g"), '<a href="/wayevil"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/melvin\$)", "g"), '<a href="/melvin"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/creepy\$)", "g"), '<a href="/creepy"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/itstime\$)", "g"), '<a href="/itstime"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gtfo\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gtfo"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/longneck\$)", "g"), '<a href="/longneck"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/aintthatsomeshit\$)", "g"), '<a href="/aintthatsomeshit"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/cereal\$)", "g"), '<a href="/cereal"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ohcrap\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ohcrap"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gtroll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gtroll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/notokay\$)", "g"), '<a href="/notokay"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/fap\$)", "g"), '<a href="/fap"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/nomegusta\$)", "g"), '<a href="/nomegusta"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/awyeah\$)", "g"), '<a href="/awyeah"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/awyea\$)", "g"), '<a href="/awyea"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/surprised\$)", "g"), '<a href="/surprised"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/suprised\$)", "g"), '<a href="/suprised"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/why\$)", "g"), '<a href="/why"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/schlick\$)", "g"), '<a href="/schlick"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/yuno\$)", "g"), '<a href="/yuno"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ilovethebeefytaco\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ilovethebeefytaco"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/sweetjesus\$)", "g"), '<a href="/sweetjesus"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/foreveralonelaugh\$)", "g"), '<a href="/foreveralonelaugh"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ewbtetext\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ewbtext"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/pfttxt\$)", "g"), '<a href="/pfttxt"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/biggusta\$)", "g"), '<a href="/biggusta"/>');
/*
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ohisthatacarrot\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ohisthatacarrot"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/HAHAHAHAHA\$)", "g"), '<a href="/HAHAHAHAHA"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/chrisbrpwnd\$)", "g"), '<a href="/chrisbrpwnd"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/21424\$)", "g"), '<a href="/21424"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/carrt\$)", "g"), '<a href="/carrt"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/2229\$)", "g"), '<a href="/2229"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/smokeweedeveryday\$)", "g"), '<a href="/smokeweedeveryday"/>');
*/
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/jackieeeee!\$)", "g"), '<a href="/jackieeeee!"/>');
/*
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/jasonqualman\$)", "g"), '<a href="/jasonqualman"/>');
*/
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/jizzsplosion\$)", "g"), '<a href="/jizzsplosion"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/deviltroll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/deviltroll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gaytroll\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gaytroll"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/gserious\$)", "g"), '<a href="/gserious"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/serious\$)", "g"), '<a href="/serious"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/trap\$)", "g"), '<a href="/trap"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/steve\$)", "g"), '<a href="/steve"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/ifeelsyabreh\$)", "g"), '<a href="/ifeelsyabreh"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/freddie\$)", "g"), '<a href="/freddie"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/trollmom\$)", "g"), '<a href="/trollmom"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/notbad\$)", "g"), '<a href="/notbad"/>');
string = string.replace(new RegExp("(\/femyao\$)", "g"), '<a href="/femyao"/>');
return string;
}
function checker(selector){
var msgs = $(selector).not('[data-rage]');
if( msgs.length > 0){
msgs.each(function(){
var x = $(this);
x.attr('data-rage', 'true');
var string = x.html();
if(string.indexOf("/") != -1){
string = substitute(string);
setTimeout(function(){x.html(string);}, 250);
}
});
}
}