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%header
%h1 BERT
%h2 the emotion picture
= link_to 'Watch the Trailer', '#trailer', class: 'modal', title: 'Trailer'
%p#notice= flash[:notice]
%nav#menu
%ul
%li= link_to 'Story', '#story', class: 'modal', title: 'The Story'
%li= link_to 'Cast/Crew', '#cast_crew', class: 'modal', title: 'Cast / Crew'
%li= link_to 'Gallery', '#gallery', class: 'modal', title: 'Gallery'
%li= link_to 'Soundtrack', '#soundtrack', class: 'modal', title: 'Soundtrack'
%li= link_to 'Updates', '#updates', class: 'modal', title: 'Updates'
%li= link_to 'Contact', '#contact', class: 'modal', title: 'Contact Us'
%ul.cast
%li.actor-1
%li.actor-2
%li.actor-3
%li.actor-4
%footer
%p <em>Montanick Pictures</em> presents a <em>Jose MONTESINOS</em> production <em class='title'>“BERT the emotion picture”</em>
%p <em>Andre MEADOWS Morgan BENOIT Jeneta ST CLAIR Myko OLIVIER Erin KONSTANTINE</em>
%p with <em>Giovannie ESPIRITU Lisa YOUNGER</em> and <em>David ATWOOD</em> Music by <em>Brian RODVIEN</em>
%p Written, Produced, & Directed by <em>Jose MONTESINOS</em>
%p www.montanick.com <em>©2012 Montanick Pictures</em>
%dl
%dt Follow
%dd.facebook= link_to 'Facebook', 'https://www.facebook.com/BERTmovie'
%dd.youtube= link_to 'Youtube', 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVc_5gkudQA'
%dd.twitter= link_to 'Twitter', 'https://twitter.com/jose73'
%dt Share
%dd.facebook= link_to 'Facebook', 'https://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FBERTmovie&t=BERT%20the%2emotion%20picture'
%dd.twitter= link_to 'Twitter', 'https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?source=webclient&text=BERT+the+emotion+picture+http%3A%2F%2Fbertmovie.com'
%section#story
%article
%p
<em>Bert: The Emotion Picture</em> tells the story of Bert (Andre Meadows), a socially awkward and isolated man
who desperately wants the attention of Sara (Jeneta St. Clair), the girl of his dreams. When he sees
that Sara is consumed with a handsome stranger (Morgan Benoit), Bert becomes obsessed with being just like him.
Against the backdrop of Los Angeles, the ultimate land of artifice, Bert receives enlightenment through
a public access TV show that urges viewers to be themselves, but to also demand gifts from the Universe.
Bert looks in the mirror and wants desperately to become visible to Sara and, ultimately, the world.
After a chance meeting with a mysterious man named Louis (David Atwood), Bert suddenly feels capable of
manifesting his most impossible desire to switch bodies with the beautiful stranger.
%p
After the transformation, Bert walks away in his new body and the stranger wakes confused and trapped in Bert’s body.
The question remains, however, if Bert can ultimately transcend his (or anyone else’s) skin.
%p
Also starring Myko Olivier and Erin Konstantine, <em>Bert: The Emotion Picture</em> is a surreal fable about the
nature of love and superficiality.
%section#cast_crew
%h3 Coming Soon
%section#gallery
%ol
- 24.times do |num|
%li
%figure
= image_tag asset_path("gallery/#{num+1}.jpg")
%figcaption Photo #{num+1} of 24
%nav
%a{href: '#gallery/previous', class: 'previous'} < Previous
%a{href: '#gallery/next', class: 'next'} Next >
%section#soundtrack
- iframe 'http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Fplaylists%2F2140858&auto_play=false&show_artwork=true&color=9C00BA'
%section#updates
- if @updates.present?
%ol
- @updates.each do |update|
%li
%article
= update_published_at(update)
%h1= update.title
= markdown update.body
- else
%h3 No updates... yet!
%section#contact
= form_for @message do |f|
= f.label :from, 'Your email'
= f.text_field :from
= f.label :from, 'Your message'
= f.text_area :content, cols: 80, rows: 18
= f.submit 'Send!'
%section#trailer
- iframe 'http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/wVc_5gkudQA?rel=0'