cv625_13518.txt

if_CS
i_PP
were_BED
to_IN
plot_NN
a_DT
graph_NN
of_IN
year_NN
against_IN
movie-plot-ridiculity_NN
for_IN
=_SYM
hollywood_NP
movies_NNS
,_,
you'll_???
probably_RB
see_NN
a_DT
line_NN
with_IN
constant_JJ
gradient_NN
._.
=_SYM
now_RB
,_,
if_CS
i_PP
were_BED
to_IN
plot_NN
that_CS
same_DT
graph_NN
for_IN
the_DT
movies_NNS
that_CS
the_DT
michael_NP
=_SYM
bay_NN
/_SYM
jerry_NP
bruckheimer_NN
has_HVZ
made_VBN
over_IN
the_DT
last_OD
4_CD
years_NNS
,_,
that_CS
line_NN
would_MD
be_BE
=_SYM
exponential_NN
in_IN
growth_NN
._.
the_DT
team_NN
started_VBD
out_RP
with_IN
the_DT
will_MD
smith_NP
vehicle_NN
=_SYM
bad_JJ
boys_NNS
which_WDT
was_BEDZ
no_DT
more_RBR
than_CS
a_DT
2hr_CD
long_JJ
action-music-video_NN
,_,
=_SYM
nevertheless_RB
entertaining_JJ
._.
then_RB
came_VBD
the_DT
rock_NN
,_,
where_CS
audiences_NNS
flocked_VBD
=_SYM
to_TO
see_VB
nicholas_NP
cage_NN
team_NN
up_RP
with_IN
sean_NP
connery_NN
against_IN
some_DT
terrorizing_NN
=_SYM
general_JJ
fighting_NN
over_IN
some_DT
stupid_JJ
cause_NN
._.
con-air_NN
was_BEDZ
ridiculousy_NN
dumb_JJ
in_IN
=_SYM
its_PP$
premise_FW
but_CC
it_PP
did_DOD
have_HV
fun_JJ
moments_NNS
,_,
and_CC
who_WP
can_MD
forget_VB
the_DT
nursery_NN
=_SYM
rhyme_NN
sang_VBD
by_IN
that_DT
psycho_NN
killer_NN
played_VBD
by_IN
steve_NP
buscemi_NP
._.
while_CS
these_DT
=_SYM
movies_NNS
worked_VBN
because_CS
there_EX
was_BEDZ
something_PN
better_JJR
to_TO
cover-up_NN
the_DT
dirt_NN
,_,
=_SYM
armageddon_NP
does_DOZ
not_XNOT
._.
very_RB
much_DT
like_IN
deep_JJ
impact_NN
,_,
a_DT
meteor_???
is_BEZ
heading_NN
towards_IN
earth_NN
and_CC
they_PP
=_SYM
didn't_DOD
realize_VB
it_PP
until_CS
18_CD
days_NNS
from_IN
impact_NN
._.
deep_JJ
impact_NN
settled_VBN
with_IN
=_SYM
the_DT
modest_JJ
meteor_???
size_NN
as_IN
large_JJ
as_CS
the_DT
city_NN
of_IN
new_JJ
york_NP
but_CC
armageddon_NP
=_SYM
just_JJ
had_HVD
to_TO
be_BE
bigger_JJR
._.
._.
._.
._.
well_NN
about_IN
the_DT
size_NN
of_IN
texas_NP
(_(
that_DT
kinda_RB
meteor_???
=_SYM
whould_MD
probably_RB
knock_VB
earth_NN
out_RP
of_IN
its_PP$
orbit_NN
!_!
)_)
._.
the_DT
panic_NN
of_IN
this_DT
=_SYM
sighting_NN
spurs_NNS
the_DT
idea_NN
of_IN
landing_NN
people_NN
on_IN
the_DT
meteor_???
,_,
drill_NN
it_PP
then_RB
=_SYM
nuke_???
it_NN
(_(
sounds_NNS
familiar_JJ
)_)
and_CC
who_WP
better_JJR
to_TO
do_DO
such_DT
a_DT
job_NN
than_CS
harry_NP
=_SYM
stamper_NP
(_(
bruce_NP
willis_NP
)_)
,_,
your_PP$
very_RB
own_DT
oil-driller_NN
extraordinaire_NN
and_CC
=_SYM
his_PP$
team_NN
of_IN
macho-misfits_NNS
,_,
nursing_NN
the_DT
tagline_JJ
`_"
there_RB
ain't_???
nothin_FW
'_"
on_IN
=_SYM
this_DT
planet_NN
that_CS
harry_NP
can't_MD
drill_NN
!_!
'_"
._.
in_IN
that_DT
2_CD
days_NNS
,_,
harry_NP
's_POS
group_NN
was_BEDZ
=_SYM
split_VBN
into_IN
2_CD
teams_NNS
,_,
trained_VBN
for_IN
deep-space_NN
flight_NN
and_CC
finally_RB
blasted_VBN
=_SYM
into_IN
space_NN
in_IN
with_IN
special_JJ
drilling_NN
vehicles_NNS
on_IN
2_CD
new_JJ
space_NN
shuttles_NNS
._.
the_DT
main_JJ
relationship_NN
drama_NN
of_IN
armageddon_NP
is_BEZ
formed_VBN
within_IN
the_DT
=_SYM
relationship_NN
of_IN
harry_NP
,_,
a_DT
._.
j_NN
._.
and_CC
grace_NN
._.
to_IN
give_VB
you_PP
an_DT
idea_NN
,_,
a_DT
._.
j_NN
._.
works_NN
=_SYM
for_IN
harry_NP
,_,
and_CC
loves_VBZ
grace_NN
,_,
harry_NP
's_POS
daughter_NN
._.
the_DT
problem_NN
is_BEZ
,_,
harry_NP
=_SYM
hates_VBZ
to_IN
see_NN
his_PP$
daughter_NN
hanging_VBG
around_IN
some_DT
scruffy_JJ
grunt_NN
like_IN
himself_PPX
=_SYM
for_CS
the_DT
rest_NN
of_IN
her_PP$
life_NN
._.
so_RB
while_CS
a_DT
._.
j_NN
._.
and_CC
harry_NP
struts_NNS
it_PP
out_RP
,_,
grace_NN
=_SYM
is_BEZ
place_NN
in_IN
a_DT
position_NN
where_CS
she_PP
is_BEZ
unable_JJ
to_TO
take_VB
sides_NNS
,_,
so_RB
she_PP
remains_VBZ
=_SYM
seated_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
nasa_NP
control_NN
tower_NN
,_,
crying_VBG
over_IN
both_PDT
of_IN
them_PP
in_IN
about_IN
80_CD
%_NN
=_SYM
of_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
._.
the_DT
human_JJ
elements_NNS
this_DT
movie_NN
tries_VBZ
to_IN
inject_VB
proves_VBZ
to_IN
be_BE
nothing_PN
more_DT
=_SYM
than_CS
just_JJ
an_DT
excuse_NN
for_IN
more_DT
slow-mo_???
's_BEZ
and_CC
gold-tinted_JJ
photography_NN
._.
the_DT
=_SYM
anguish_NN
of_IN
the_DT
world_NN
is_BEZ
potrayed_VBN
with_IN
scenes_NNS
of_IN
people_NN
praying_VBG
,_,
running_VBG
=_SYM
for_IN
their_PP$
lives_NNS
or_CC
just_RB
sitting_VBG
still_RB
staring_VBG
at_IN
the_DT
sky_NN
,_,
sounds_NNS
fine_JJ
=_SYM
right_NN
?_?
i_PP
know_VB
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
looks_VBZ
too_RB
out_RP
of_IN
place_NN
on_IN
screen_NN
,_,
too_RB
staged_VBN
._.
if_CS
=_SYM
you_PP
were_BED
to_IN
ask_NN
yourself_PPX
,_,
`_"
what_WDT
's_BEZ
the_DT
difference_NN
between_IN
armageddon_NP
and_CC
=_SYM
a_DT
r_NN
&_???
b_NN
music_NN
video_NN
?_?
"_"
you'd_???
probably_RB
just_RB
said_VBD
`_"
the_DT
music_NN
._.
"_"
._.
not_XNOT
=_SYM
surprising_JJ
since_IN
michael_NP
bay_NN
is_BEZ
a_DT
child_NN
of_IN
that_DT
industry_NN
and_CC
has_HVZ
=_SYM
actually_RB
managed_VBN
to_IN
transpose_VB
his_PP$
mtv_???
skills_NNS
to_TO
screen_VB
successfully_RB
._.
his_PP$
=_SYM
foray_NN
into_IN
armageddon_NP
just_RB
proves_VBZ
that_CS
he_PP
doesn't_DOZ
when_CS
to_TO
stop_VB
._.
well_RB
there_EX
's_BEZ
really_RB
nothing_PN
much_RB
to_IN
sum_NN
up_RP
here_RB
._.
the_DT
=_SYM
stock-aitken-waterman_NN
of_IN
hollywood_NP
movies_NNS
have_HV
projected_VBN
their_PP$
art-form_NN
=_SYM
into_IN
ridiculity_NN
,_,
beyond_IN
the_DT
plane_NN
believability_NN
,_,
where_CS
people_NN
still_RB
=_SYM
accept_VB
even_RB
if_CS
they_PP
didn't_DOD
believe_VB
._.
deep_JJ
impact_NN
was_BEDZ
ridiculous_JJ
in_IN
most_DT
=_SYM
aspects_NNS
and_CC
i_PP
believe_VB
the_DT
makers_NNS
know_VB
this_DT
._.
the_DT
thing_NN
is_BEZ
,_,
they_PP
decided_VBD
=_SYM
to_TO
shroud_NN
myth_NN
and_CC
fantasy_NN
with_IN
a_DT
purely_RB
believable_JJ
human_JJ
tale_NN
of_IN
=_SYM
suffering_NN
and_CC
coming_VBG
in_IN
terms_NNS
with_IN
ones_NNS
problems_NNS
,_,
which_WDT
ultimately_RB
=_SYM
brought_VBD
it_NN
above_IN
the_DT
ashes_NNS
which_WDT
it_PP
had_HVD
initially_RB
put_VBN
itself_PPX
in_IN
._.
=_SYM
armageddon_NP
,_,
is_BEZ
an_DT
overcrowded_JJ
,_,
loud_JJ
,_,
messy_JJ
,_,
preposterously_RB
manipulative_JJ
=_SYM
waste_NN
of_IN
money_NN
and_CC
deserves_VBZ
to_TO
remain_VB
in_IN
that_DT
same_DT
pile_NN
of_IN
ash_NP
._.
._.
=_SYM
20_CD
if_CS
you_PP
have_HV
planned_VBN
to_IN
watched_VBD
this_DT
over_IN
deep_JJ
impact_NN
because_CS
of_IN
liv_CD
=_SYM
tyler_NP
,_,
bruce_NP
willis_NP
or_CC
the_DT
tagline_JJ
"_"
from_IN
the_DT
makers_NNS
of_IN
`_"
the_DT
rock_NN
'_"
!_!
!_!
"_"
._.
=_SYM
please_RB
catch_VB
deep_JJ
impact_NN
before_IN
it_PP
finishes_NNS
its_PP$
run_NN
,_,
it_PP
may_MD
be_BE
the_DT
only_RB
=_SYM
meteor_???
worth_IN
watching_VBG
in_IN
long-long_JJ
time_NN
._.
if_CS
you_PP
have_HV
to_TO
see_VB
it_PP
,_,
please_RB
=_SYM
bring_VB
ear-plugs_JJ
and_CC
some_DT
aspirins_NNS
(_(
for_IN
the_DT
vertigo_NN
)_)
._.
expect_VB
armageddon_NP
=_SYM
ld_???
's_NNS
to_TO
retail_VB
at_IN
s_NN
$_???
90_CD
._.
90_CD
at_IN
carrefour_NN
come_VB
release_NN
time_NN
._.
gee_UH
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
._.
even_JJ
=_SYM
that_DT
's_BEZ
not_XNOT
worth_IN
it_PP
!_!