cv829_21725.txt

i_PP
had_HVD
an_DT
epiphany_NN
today_RB
._.
it_PP
occurred_VBD
to_IN
me_PP
while_CS
i_PP
was_BEDZ
watching_VBG
"_"
house_NN
on_IN
haunted_JJ
hill_NN
._.
"_"
it_PP
is_BEZ
as_IN
follows_NN
:_:
if_CS
a_DT
trailer_NN
makes_VBZ
the_DT
film_NN
it_PP
's_BEZ
advertising_NN
look_NN
like_IN
a_DT
trashy_JJ
,_,
stupid_JJ
movie_NN
,_,
well_RB
guess_VB
what_WDT
?_?
chances_NNS
are_BER
,_,
there_RB
*_???
is_BEZ
*_???
truth_NN
in_IN
advertising_NN
._.
too_RB
bad_JJ
i_PP
didn't_DOD
trust_VB
my_PP$
own_DT
instincts_NNS
when_CS
something-or-the-other_NN
possessed_VBD
me_PP
to_IN
see_NN
this_DT
movie_NN
._.
i_PP
blame_VB
it_PP
on_IN
my_PP$
sudden_JJ
craving_NN
for_IN
a_DT
scare_NN
and_CC
my_PP$
anticipation_NN
of_IN
"_"
sleepy_JJ
hollow_NN
._.
"_"
that_CS
and_CC
"_"
dogma_NN
"_"
started_VBD
too_RB
late_JJ
in_IN
the_DT
afternoon_NN
for_IN
my_PP$
schedule_NN
._.
an_DT
hour_NN
of_IN
"_"
angel_NN
"_"
or_CC
"_"
buffy_JJ
"_"
is_BEZ
scarier_NN
than_CS
this_DT
doozy_???
that_RB
tries_VBZ
to_IN
be_BE
scary_JJ
and_CC
shtick_NP
but_CC
falls_VBZ
flat_JJ
on_IN
its_PP$
face_NN
._.
i_PP
wish_VB
i'd_???
seen_VBN
it_PP
when_CS
it_PP
was_BEDZ
halloween_IN
._.
at_IN
least_DT
i_PP
would_MD
have_HV
been_BEN
forgiving_VBG
._.
hey_UH
,_,
tis_???
the_DT
season_NN
._.
the_DT
movie_NN
was_BEDZ
scary_JJ
(_(
albeit_CS
very_RB
confusing_JJ
,_,
dizzying_JJ
,_,
and_CC
nauseating_VBG
)_)
at_IN
first_OD
,_,
but_CC
soon_RB
the_DT
horror_NN
got_VBD
repetitive_JJ
and_CC
downright_JJ
laughable_JJ
because_CS
the_DT
film_NN
obviously_RB
wasn't_BEDZ
going_VBG
anywhere_RB
._.
now_RB
i_PP
truly_RB
appreciate_VB
films_NNS
like_IN
"_"
scream_NN
,_,
"_"
"_"
halloween_IN
,_,
"_"
or_CC
any_DT
old_JJ
hitchcock_NP
film_NN
where_CS
the_DT
scariness_NN
stems_NNS
from_IN
situations_NNS
that_CS
are_BER
at_IN
least_DT
somewhat_RB
realistic_JJ
._.
that_CS
's_BEZ
what_WDT
spooks_NNS
people_NN
out_RP
,_,
the_DT
fact_NN
that_CS
it_PP
could_MD
happen_VB
to_IN
them_PP
or_CC
someone_PN
they_PP
know_VB
._.
there_EX
has_HVZ
to_TO
be_BE
a_DT
logical_JJ
precedent_NN
for_IN
the_DT
situations_NNS
they_PP
want_VB
to_TO
scare_VB
us_PP
with_IN
._.
sure_JJ
,_,
utterly_RB
unpredictable_JJ
is_BEZ
good_JJ
,_,
too_RB
,_,
but_CC
that_CS
's_NNS
different_JJ
from_IN
utterly_RB
nonsensical_JJ
._.
hohh_???
(_(
house_NN
on_IN
haunted_JJ
hill_NN
)_)
,_,
on_IN
the_DT
other_JJ
hand_NN
._.
._.
._.
well_NN
let_VB
's_BEZ
just_RB
say_VB
i_PP
about_IN
fell_JJ
off_IN
my_PP$
chair_NN
laughing_VBG
when_CS
they_PP
oh-so-cleverly_RB
revealed_VBD
that_DT
everyone_PN
who_WP
got_VBD
invited_VBN
to_IN
the_DT
party_NN
was_BEDZ
related_VBN
to_IN
the_DT
psycho_NN
doctors_NNS
who_WP
died_VBD
in_IN
the_DT
house_NN
a_DT
couple_NN
of_IN
decades_NNS
ago_RB
._.
riiiiight_NN
._.
y'know_???
,_,
that_CS
just_RB
sends_VBZ
chills_NNS
down_RP
my_PP$
spine_NN
._.
yeah_UH
._.
just_RB
like_IN
i_PP
wet_JJ
my_PP$
pants_NNS
when_CS
they_PP
told_VBD
me_PP
the_DT
house_NN
is_BEZ
evil_JJ
._.
ooooooo_NP
._.
hint_NN
:_:
blood_NN
and_CC
guts_NNS
only_RB
work_VB
a_DT
few_DT
times_NNS
._.
sooner_RBR
or_CC
later_RBR
people_NN
start_NN
to_IN
tell_VB
themselves_PPX
that_CS
it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
ketchup_???
and_CC
props_NNS
and_CC
you've_???
got_VBD
to_IN
come_VBN
up_IN
with_IN
something_PN
better_JJR
than_CS
that_DT
._.
there_EX
were_BED
just_RB
too_RB
many_DT
things_NNS
in_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
that_CS
we've_???
all_PDT
seen_VBN
before_IN
;_;
from_IN
the_DT
inevitable_JJ
"_"
plot_NN
developments_NNS
"_"
of_IN
strangers_NNS
unwittingly_RB
trapped_VBN
together_RB
;_;
strangers_NNS
turning_VBG
against_IN
each_DT
other_JJ
;_;
the_DT
evil_JJ
manifesting_NN
itself_PPX
;_;
the_DT
dead_JJ
coming_NN
back_NN
for_IN
a_DT
last_OD
scare_NN
._.
each_DT
was_BEDZ
more_DT
predictable_JJ
than_CS
the_DT
last_OD
._.
why_WRB
didn't_DOD
these_DT
fools_NNS
just_RB
stay_VB
together_RB
in_IN
one_CD
place_NN
anyways_NNS
?_?
sheesh_UH
._.
was_BEDZ
i_PP
grossed_VBN
out_RP
?_?
yes_UH
._.
did_DOD
i_PP
get_VB
spooked_JJ
a_DT
few_DT
times_NNS
?_?
yes_UH
._.
but_CC
why_WRB
?_?
i_PP
get_VB
really_RB
disturbed_VBN
when_CS
there_EX
is_BEZ
no_DT
why_WRB
._.
when_CS
there_EX
weren't_BED
random_JJ
scares_NNS
that_CS
were_BED
there_RB
for_IN
no_DT
other_JJ
reason_NN
than_CS
for_IN
the_DT
visual_JJ
effect_NN
(_(
which_WDT
wasn't_BEDZ
that_DT
good_JJ
either_RB
,_,
trust_NN
me_PP
)_(
and_CC
the_DT
scare_NN
,_,
the_DT
film_NN
was_BEDZ
filled_VBN
with_IN
drab_JJ
,_,
laughable_JJ
dialogue_NN
._.
the_DT
characters_NNS
were_BED
incredibly_RB
flat_JJ
and_CC
cliched_JJ
._.
not_XNOT
to_IN
mention_NN
downright_NN
annoying_VBG
._.
you've_???
got_VBN
a_DT
bunch_NN
of_IN
people_NN
going_VBG
nowhere_RB
in_IN
their_PP$
lives_NNS
;_;
of_IN
course_NN
they're_???
dumb_JJ
enough_DT
to_IN
go_NN
to_IN
a_DT
party_NN
some_DT
stranger_NN
invited_VBN
them_PP
to_IN
provided_VBN
they_PP
win_VB
a_DT
million_NN
dollars_NNS
if_CS
they_PP
survive_VB
the_DT
night_NN
._.
jeez_UH
,_,
i_PP
thought_VBD
no_DT
one_CD
fell_VBD
for_IN
those_DT
"_"
you_PP
may_MD
already_RB
be_BE
a_DT
winner_NN
"_"
things_NNS
anymore_RB
._.
and_CC
of_IN
course_NN
,_,
all_PDT
three_CD
gals_NNS
are_BER
babes_NNS
._.
i_PP
wonder_VB
how_WRB
on_IN
earth_NN
the_DT
geoffrey_NP
rush_NN
of_IN
"_"
shine_NN
"_"
ended_VBD
up_RP
in_IN
this_DT
movie_NN
._.
keep_VB
that_DT
up_RP
,_,
geoff_NP
,_,
and_CC
you'll_???
qualify_VB
for_CS
the_DT
next_OD
batman_NN
venture_NN
._.
the_DT
only_JJ
single_JJ
person_NN
i_PP
enjoyed_VBD
was_BEDZ
chris_NP
kattan_NP
because_CS
,_,
well_RB
,_,
he_PP
just_RB
cracks_NNS
me_PP
up_VB
._.
and_CC
famke_???
jansen_JJ
(_(
sp_NN
?_?
)_)
because_CS
she_PP
reminds_VBZ
me_PP
of_IN
the_DT
delectable_JJ
brosnan_NP
._.
pierce_NP
brosnan_NP
(_(
hey_UH
,_,
i_PP
willingly_RB
endured_VBD
"_"
dante_NP
's_POS
peak_NN
"_"
three_CD
times_NNS
for_IN
him_PP
:_:
)_(
._.
all_PDT
right_JJ
,_,
i_PP
concede_VB
._.
there_EX
were_BED
a_DT
couple_NN
of_IN
things_NNS
i_PP
enjoyed_VBD
._.
that_DT
perverted_JJ
little_JJ
amusement_NN
park_NN
at_IN
the_DT
beginning_NN
._.
i_PP
probably_RB
won't_MD
ride_VB
a_DT
rollercoaster_NN
for_IN
a_DT
while_NN
._.
and_CC
the_DT
machine_NN
they_PP
used_VBD
to_IN
drive_NN
geoffrey_NP
's_POS
character_NN
mad_JJ
(_(
see_VB
,_,
i_PP
don't_DO
even_RB
remember_VB
their_PP$
names_NNS
)_)
._.
the_DT
machine_NN
,_,
not_XNOT
that_CS
stupid_JJ
fishtank_NN
with_IN
naked_JJ
wimmin_NN
in_IN
it_PP
._.
i_PP
kept_VBD
waiting_VBG
and_CC
waiting_VBG
for_IN
that_DT
inevitable_JJ
twist_NN
at_IN
the_DT
end_NN
of_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
._.
it_PP
wouldn't_MD
have_HV
redeemed_VBN
the_DT
film_NN
,_,
but_CC
at_IN
least_DT
it_PP
would_MD
have_HV
made_VBN
me_PP
feel_VB
better_RBR
._.
but_CC
no_DT
,_,
they_PP
opted_VBD
for_IN
the_DT
beautiful_JJ
sunrise_NN
ending_NN
._.
thank_VB
god_NN
they_PP
didn't_DOD
add_VB
a_DT
kiss_NN
at_IN
the_DT
end_NN
or_CC
i_PP
would_MD
have_HV
puked_VBN
._.
god_NP
,_,
there_EX
is_BEZ
no_DT
hope_NN
._.