cv883_27621.txt

plot_NN
:_:
a_DT
down-and-out_NN
girl_NN
moves_VBZ
in_IN
with_IN
some_DT
over-the-top_NN
models_NNS
and_CC
falls_NNS
in_IN
love_NN
with_IN
a_DT
goofy-but-loveable_JJ
guy_NN
from_IN
across_IN
the_DT
street_NN
._.
aaaaaaaaah_???
!_!
then_JJ
one_CD
day_NN
,_,
she_PP
sees_VBZ
him_PP
knock_NN
a_DT
woman_NN
upside_IN
the_DT
head_NN
with_IN
a_DT
baseball_NN
bat_NN
._.
ooooooooh_???
!_!
she_PP
must_MD
then_RB
join_VB
together_RB
with_IN
her_PP$
model-friends_NNS
to_IN
find_NN
out_RP
whether_CS
or_CC
not_XNOT
this_DT
guy_NN
is_BEZ
really_RB
goofy-but-loveable_JJ
,_,
or_CC
a_DT
psycho_NN
killer_NN
._.
aaaaaaaaah_???
!_!
critique_NN
:_:
completely_RB
idiotic_JJ
._.
okay_RB
,_,
so_RB
maybe_RB
i'm_???
being_BEG
a_DT
little_JJ
too_RB
nice_JJ
._.
this_DT
movie_NN
starts_VBZ
off_IN
dumb_JJ
,_,
moves_VBZ
into_IN
the_DT
ridiculous_JJ
and_CC
eventually_RB
graduates_NNS
to_IN
idiocy_???
._.
there_RB
._.
._.
._.
that_CS
's_BEZ
more_DT
like_IN
it_PP
!_!
and_CC
how_WRB
,_,
you_PP
may_MD
ask_VB
?_?
well_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
simple_JJ
really_RB
._.
four_CD
of_IN
the_DT
dumbest_NN
stereotypical_JJ
models_NNS
in_IN
the_DT
world_NN
(_(
oh_UH
my_PP$
god_NP
,_,
i_PP
just_RB
found_VBD
out_RP
that_CS
the_DT
actresses_NNS
playing_VBG
the_DT
parts_NNS
are_BER
models_NNS
in_IN
real_JJ
life_NN
._.
._.
._.
yipes_NNS
!_!
)_)
join_NN
monica_NP
potter_NN
(_(
in_IN
a_DT
role_NN
which_WDT
can_MD
only_RB
be_BE
described_VBN
as_IN
an_DT
obvious_JJ
cry_NN
for_IN
help_NN
)_)
and_CC
freddie_NP
prinze_NN
jr_JJ
._.
(_(
not_XNOT
the_DT
actor_NN
,_,
but_CC
the_DT
character_NN
better_RBR
known_VBN
as_IN
freddie_NP
prinze_NN
jr_JJ
._.
)_)
,_,
in_IN
a_DT
plot_NN
so_RB
stupid_JJ
and_CC
far-fetched_JJ
,_,
that_CS
you_PP
have_HV
to_TO
wonder_VB
once_RB
more_DT
,_,
how_WRB
crap_NN
like_IN
this_DT
gets_VBZ
by_IN
the_DT
hollywood_NP
bigwigs_NNS
._.
this_DT
thing_NN
stinks_NNS
to_IN
high-heaven_JJ
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
just_RB
plain_JJ
embarrassing_JJ
for_IN
everyone_PN
involved_JJ
._.
i_PP
even_RB
felt_VBD
my_PP$
iq_???
dip_NN
below_IN
its_PP$
usual_JJ
low_JJ
as_IN
toilet_NN
humor_NN
somehow_RB
worked_VBD
its_PP$
way_NN
into_IN
this_DT
so-called_JJ
romantic-comedy-action_NN
movie_NN
?_?
ugh_UH
._.
what_WDT
a_DT
pile_NN
of_IN
dung_NN
._.
hey_UH
,_,
i'm_???
actually_RB
starting_NN
to_IN
sound_NN
a_DT
little_JJ
like_IN
harry_NP
knowles_NP
here_RB
,_,
but_CC
i_PP
guess_VB
i_PP
could_MD
see_VB
where_CS
his_PP$
frustration_NN
comes_VBZ
from_IN
time_NN
to_IN
time_NN
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
sad_JJ
really_RB
._.
a_DT
movie_NN
which_WDT
actually_RB
had_HVD
quite_RB
a_DT
few_DT
people_NN
in_IN
my_PP$
audience_NN
laughing_VBG
at_IN
its_PP$
idiocy_???
,_,
including_IN
the_DT
over-used_JJ
"_"
folks_NNS
hiding_VBG
in_IN
the_DT
bathroom_NN
while_CS
someone_PN
else_RB
comes_VBZ
in_IN
to_IN
take_VB
a_NP
crap_NN
and_CC
fart_NN
"_"
gag_NN
._.
and_CC
how_WRB
about_IN
that_DT
dumb_JJ
blonde_JJ
model_NN
who_WP
keeps_VBZ
running_VBG
into_IN
things_NNS
._.
pure_JJ
hilarity_NN
!_!
or_CC
maybe_RB
i'm_???
just_JJ
too_RB
jaded_JJ
,_,
too_RB
much_DT
of_IN
a_DT
critic_NN
,_,
not_XNOT
relaxed_JJ
enough_RB
to_TO
enjoy_VB
this_DT
fluff-piece_NN
._.
._.
._.
uuuhhmmm_???
._.
._.
._.
naaaaah_???
!_!
!_!
this_RB
movie_NN
sucks_VBZ
the_DT
big_JJ
one_CD
._.
it_PP
's_BEZ
chockfull_JJ
of_IN
stupid_JJ
characters_NNS
delivering_VBG
inane_JJ
dialogue_NN
fitting_NN
snuggly_RB
into_IN
a_DT
preposterous_JJ
plot_NN
._.
this_DT
is_BEZ
the_DT
kind_NN
of_IN
movie_NN
that_CS
has_HVZ
one_CD
character_NN
inserting_VBG
another_DT
character_NN
into_IN
a_DT
car_NN
headfirst_NN
to_IN
the_DT
floor_NN
only_RB
because_CS
._.
._.
._.
well_NN
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
supposed_JJ
to_TO
be_BE
funny_JJ
,_,
see_VB
?_?
you_PP
see_VB
,_,
that_CS
person_NN
then_RB
has_HVZ
their_PP$
legs_NNS
swinging_VBG
in_IN
the_DT
other_JJ
person_NN
's_POS
face_NN
as_IN
they_PP
drive_NN
and_CC
that_DT
distracts_NNS
the_DT
driver_NN
,_,
see_VB
,_,
and_CC
well_RB
,_,
that_CS
's_BEZ
kinda_RB
funny_JJ
,_,
no_DT
?_?
harumph_NN
._.
._.
._.
yeah_UH
,_,
well_RB
._.
._.
._.
you_PP
get_VB
the_DT
picture_NN
!_!
anyhoo_NP
,_,
freddie_NP
prinze_NN
jr_JJ
._.
._.
._.
._.
nuff_???
said_VBD
._.
monica_NP
potter_NN
,_,
a_DT
bad_JJ
career_NN
move_NN
,_,
but_CC
we_PP
might_MD
forgive_VB
you_PP
if_CS
you_PP
keep_VB
up_RP
the_DT
julia_NP
roberts_NP
bit_NN
._.
the_DT
rest_NN
of_IN
the_DT
model_NN
girls_NNS
._.
._.
._.
well_NN
,_,
thanks_NNS
for_IN
being_BEG
there_RB
so_RB
i_PP
had_HVD
something_PN
to_TO
look_VB
at_IN
,_,
but_CC
please_RB
apologize_VB
to_IN
the_DT
entire_JJ
modeling_NN
community_NN
as_IN
a_DT
whole_JJ
,_,
for_IN
making_VBG
them_PP
all_PDT
out_RP
to_IN
be_BE
complete_JJ
imbeciles_NNS
!_!
!_!
so_RB
why_WRB
the_DT
three_CD
points_NNS
out_RP
of_IN
ten_CD
,_,
you_PP
may_MD
ask_VB
?_?
well_RB
,_,
it_PP
's_BEZ
simple_JJ
really_RB
._.
one_CD
point_NN
goes_VBZ
to_IN
the_DT
russian_JJ
model_NN
girl_NN
and_CC
that_DT
cool_JJ
accent_NN
(_(
don't_DO
ask_NN
me_NN
why_WRB
,_,
but_CC
it_PP
actually_RB
turned_VBD
me_PP
on_IN
)_(
._.
one_CD
point_NN
goes_VBZ
out_RP
to_IN
all_PDT
of_IN
the_DT
model_NN
girls_NNS
for_IN
being_BEG
in_IN
the_DT
movie_NN
(_(
nice_JJ
window_NN
decoration_NN
._.
._.
._.
natch_NN
!_!
)_)
._.
and_CC
one_CD
last_OD
point_NN
goes_VBZ
out_RP
to_IN
the_DT
makers_NNS
of_IN
this_DT
film_NN
,_,
who_WP
spared_VBD
us_PP
any_DT
long_JJ
sorted_VBN
story_NN
,_,
and_CC
made_VBD
sure_JJ
to_IN
give_VB
us_NP
the_DT
opportunity_NN
of_IN
leaving_VBG
the_DT
theatre_NN
after_IN
only_RB
90_CD
minutes_NNS
of_IN
manufactured_JJ
garbage_NN
,_,
so_RB
that_CS
we_PP
could_MD
run_VB
out_RP
as_IN
fast_JJ
as_CS
we_PP
can_MD
,_,
grab_VB
the_DT
next_OD
person_NN
that_CS
we_PP
see_VB
walking_VBG
down_RP
the_DT
street_NN
and_CC
warn_VB
them_PP
of_IN
the_DT
devil_NN
that_CS
is_BEZ
._.
._.
._.
freddie_NP
prinze_NN
jr_JJ
._.
._.
._.
i_NN
mean_VB
,_,
head_NN
over_IN
heels_NNS
._.
you've_???
been_BEN
warned_VBD
,_,
good_JJ
people_NN
._.
ps_NN
:_:
didja_???
notice_NN
how_WRB
i_PP
didn't_DOD
even_RB
mention_VB
rear_NN
window_NN
once_RB
in_IN
my_PP$
entire_JJ
review_NN
?_?
i_PP
didn't_DOD
want_VB
to_TO
taint_NN
the_DT
memory_NN
of_IN
the_DT
classic_JJ
flick_NN
by_IN
having_HVG
it_NN
uttered_VBN
alongside_IN
this_DT
thing_NN
,_,
but_CC
then_RB
again_RB
,_,
i_PP
just_RB
did_DOD
mention_VB
it_PP
,_,
but_CC
i_PP
guess_VB
it_PP
doesn't_DOZ
count_VB
in_IN
the_DT
ps_NN
section_NN
._.
._.
._.
or_CC
does_DOZ
it_PP
?_?
ooooh_???
,_,
whatever_WDT
._.
._.
._.
i_NN
have_HV
a_DT
headache_NN
!_!
(_(
i_PP
think_VB
my_PP$
brain_NN
is_BEZ
coming_VBG
back_RP
to_IN
life_NN
)_)
where_CS
's_MD
joblo_NN
coming_NN
from_IN
?_?
10_CD
things_NNS
i_PP
hate_VB
about_IN
you_PP
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
coyote_JJ
ugly_JJ
(_(
10_CD
._.
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
down_IN
to_IN
you_PP
(_(
10_CD
._.
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
save_VB
the_DT
last_OD
dance_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
she_PP
's_BEZ
all_PDT
that_CS
(_(
10_CD
._.
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
the_DT
wedding_NN
planner_NN
(_(
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)
-_-
you've_???
got_VBD
mail_NN
(_(
10_CD
._.
10_CD
/_SYM
10_CD
)_)