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daviseford · Jan 2, 2016 · 6d791bf · 6d791bf
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diff --git a/cfg/shittalk.cfg b/cfg/shittalk.cfg
@@ -141,7 +141,7 @@ alias _whine111 "say whoa bitch thats a mean word and 2 i dont give my informati
 alias _whine112 "say why isn't soul eater on here? thats an awesome anime and the fact that soul can turn into a death sycthe is epic"
 alias _whine113 "say like i said blade would beat on goku and your arguments were weak so yeah go back to jerking off on your hentai lol :P"
 alias _whine114 "say but i do agree yes super tengen gurren laggan can beat goku and blade cause blade not that powerful to take on the universe yet but yeah don't matter um"
-alias _whine115 "say Tak? sa :D Kto polak kciuk w góre!!"
+alias _whine115 "say Tak? sa :D Kto polak kciuk w g�re!!"
 alias _whine116 "say 50cent is a certified negro monkey roaming around the streets of america!"
 alias _whine117 "say I LOVE PEEING IN THE SHOWER IT JUST FEELS GOOD THUMBS IF YOU LIKE TO DO THAT ASWELL:)"
 alias _whine118 "say HANDS UP IF YOU EVER SHITED WHILE HAVING A BATH OR THUMBES UP IF YOU PEE IN THE SHOWER:)"
@@ -154,7 +154,7 @@ alias _whine124 "say I gave head to fuckin' Sniper for no fuckin' reason!"
 alias _whine125 "say He rolled over and straddled my hips like the freakin' Queen of England (is that bitch dead, yet?) and taunted me."
 alias _whine126 "say coalition status: behooved [ ] not behooved [x]"
 alias _whine127 "say Medic shoved it in to the hilt just to hear Sniper scream from the intrusion. 'Too deep,' Sniper gulped for air, 'S-Sir.'"
-alias _whine128 "say Calloused fingertips explored every inch of Engineer's skin as Solider's head went lower and lower"
+alias _whine128 "say Calloused fingertips explored every inch of Engineer's skin as Solider's head went lower and lower�"
 alias _whine129 "say how to get in touch with who give strangers babies in adoption? i don't know nothing about it?"
 alias _whine130 "say screaming toddler what to do? WHAT IS THE ODDS"
 alias _whine131 "say i keep getting stomach cramps could i be pregnant? FREDGEGSZZZRGDD"
@@ -213,7 +213,7 @@ alias _whine183 "say you still shouldn't not have no heart, not fight, not compe
 alias _whine184 "say faggy medics revived gecko neighbor FRZZZZZZ THE SOUND ROFL"
 alias _whine185 "say You wouldn't by any chance be a Zionist Jew, would you? Because there's a lot of them here who spread malicious 'pedophile' lies."
 alias _whine186 "say Have you ever thought of turning gay to not be alone/get sex? "
-alias _whine187 "say if? only youre level of nowlege was as deep as mine, you could understand the underlying relations"
+alias _whine187 "say if? only your�e level of nowlege was as deep as mine, you could understand the underlying relations"
 alias _whine188 "say was all by myself in the US, defenceless- they misguided me and they took advantage...I Cry big time!"
 alias _whine189 "say in fact Nasa cannot go further than 400 miles from earth because Cosmic Radiation would incinerate?? the astronauts in seconds"
 alias _whine190 "say yes i smoke weed also, i am a sinner, thats between me and God you athiest ####,lol"
@@ -429,83 +429,6 @@ alias _whine400 "say I've been giving myself enemas in the shower irregularly fo
 alias _whine401 "say I once made out with an old, creepy, ugly, smelly, and probably homeless stranger at a buss stop"
 alias _whine402 "say My dad pissed on me when he was really drunk one time"
 alias _whine403 "say Found my moms wedding dress. Put it on and took photos wearing it. Then masturbated while still wearing it."
-alias _whine404 "say "
-alias _whine405 "say "
-alias _whine406 "say "
-alias _whine407 "say "
-alias _whine408 "say "
-alias _whine409 "say "
-alias _whine410 "say "
-alias _whine411 "say "
-alias _whine412 "say "
-alias _whine413 "say "
-alias _whine414 "say "
-alias _whine415 "say "
-alias _whine416 "say "
-alias _whine417 "say "
-alias _whine418 "say "
-alias _whine419 "say "
-alias _whine420 "say "
-alias _whine421 "say "
-alias _whine422 "say "
-alias _whine423 "say "
-alias _whine424 "say "
-alias _whine425 "say "
-alias _whine426 "say "
-alias _whine427 "say "
-alias _whine428 "say "
-alias _whine429 "say "
-alias _whine430 "say "
-alias _whine431 "say "
-alias _whine432 "say "
-alias _whine433 "say "
-alias _whine434 "say "
-alias _whine435 "say "
-alias _whine436 "say "
-alias _whine437 "say "
-alias _whine438 "say "
-alias _whine439 "say "
-alias _whine440 "say "
-alias _whine441 "say "
-alias _whine442 "say "
-alias _whine443 "say "
-alias _whine444 "say "
-alias _whine445 "say "
-alias _whine446 "say "
-alias _whine447 "say "
-alias _whine448 "say "
-alias _whine449 "say "
-alias _whine450 "say "
-alias _whine451 "say "
-alias _whine452 "say "
-alias _whine453 "say "
-alias _whine454 "say "
-alias _whine455 "say "
-alias _whine456 "say "
-alias _whine457 "say "
-alias _whine458 "say "
-alias _whine459 "say "
-alias _whine460 "say "
-alias _whine461 "say "
-alias _whine462 "say "
-alias _whine463 "say "
-alias _whine464 "say "
-alias _whine465 "say "
-alias _whine466 "say "
-alias _whine467 "say "
-alias _whine468 "say "
-alias _whine469 "say "
-alias _whine470 "say "
-alias _whine471 "say "
-alias _whine472 "say "
-alias _whine473 "say "
-alias _whine474 "say "
-alias _whine475 "say "
-alias _whine476 "say "
-alias _whine477 "say "
-alias _whine478 "say "
-alias _whine479 "say "
-alias _whine480 "say "
 
 //========================================================================================
 //----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

diff --git a/cfg/shittalkcfg.rar b/cfg/shittalkcfg.rar
diff --git a/import_old.php b/import_old.php
@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+<?php
+/**
+ * Created by PhpStorm.
+ * User: Davis
+ * Date: 1/2/2016
+ * Time: 5:39 PM
+ */
+require_once(__DIR__ . '/php/shittalk_functions.php');
+
+$file = "cfg/shittalk.cfg";
+$myfile = fopen($file, "r") or die("Unable to open file!");
+
+$fileContents = fread($myfile, filesize($file));
+fclose($myfile);
+
+$del = convert_smart_quotes(get_delimited($fileContents)); //an array of everything between quote marks. need to parse this
+
+//UNCOMMENT FOR THIS TO RUN - IMPORTS OLD BINDS
+//if (!empty($del)) {
+//    for ($i = 0; $i < count($del); $i++) {
+//
+//        if (strpos($del[$i], 'say ') !== false) { //if "say " is the first part of the string
+//            $fixedBind = str_replace('say ', '', $del[$i]);
+//            createShittalkRow($fixedBind);
+//
+//        }
+//    }
+//}
+
+function createShittalkRow($text)
+{
+    $text_escaped = mysql_escape_mimic(strip_double_quotes($text));
+    $today = mysql_escape_mimic(date("Y-m-d H:i:s"));
+
+    $sql = "INSERT INTO `shittalkDB`
+            (`text`, `date_created`, `custom`)
+            VALUES ('$text_escaped', '$today', 0);";
+    $result = mySqlQuery($sql);
+
+    return $result;
+}
+
+function get_delimited($str, $delimiter = '"')
+{
+    $escapedDelimiter = preg_quote($delimiter, '/');
+    if (preg_match_all('/' . $escapedDelimiter . '(.*?)' . $escapedDelimiter . '/s', $str, $matches)) {
+        return $matches[1];
+    }
+}
+
+function convert_smart_quotes($string)
+{
+    $search = array(
+        '&ldquo;',
+        '&rdquo;',
+        '“',
+        '”',
+        chr(147),
+        chr(148),
+        '&lsquo;',
+        '&rsquo;',
+        "‘",
+        "’",
+        chr(145),
+        chr(146),
+        chr(151),
+        '—',
+        '&mdash;',
+        '&ndash;',
+        chr(133));
+
+    $replace = array(
+        '"',
+        '"',
+        '"',
+        '"',
+        '"',
+        '"',
+        "'",
+        "'",
+        "'",
+        "'",
+        "'",
+        "'",
+        '-',
+        '-',
+        '-',
+        '-',
+        '...');
+
+    return str_replace($search, $replace, $string);
+}
diff --git a/index.php b/index.php
@@ -77,6 +77,9 @@
         </p>
         <p class="small">Coming soon: Download these binds to an easy-to-use Source script, which will work in TF2,
             Counterstrike, Dota, and all Source Engine games.</p>
+        <p>Looking for the original shittalk.cfg? <a href="cfg/shittalkcfg.rar" class="btn btn-primary btn-primary">
+                <span class="glyphicon glyphicon-download-alt"></span> Download</a>
+        </p>
     </div>
 </div>
 

diff --git a/php/shittalk_functions.php b/php/shittalk_functions.php
@@ -81,7 +81,8 @@ function strip_double_quotes($string)
         chr(151),
         '—',
         '&mdash;',
-        '&ndash;');
+        '&ndash;',
+        chr(133));
 
     $replace = array(
         "'",
@@ -100,7 +101,8 @@ function strip_double_quotes($string)
         '-',
         '-',
         '-',
-        '-');
+        '-',
+        '...');
 
     return str_replace($search, $replace, $string);
 }