Please add to these whenever you think of something!
All rats have these on a 1-5 rating
['speed', 'maze solving ability', 'magic', 'trap avoidance']
Several are randomly applied to a rat on creation
['evil', 'moist eyed', 'speaks mouse', 'speaks elvish', 'rabid', 'shy', 'passive-aggressive', 'weak willed', 'chemical dependency', 'gay', 'bi-curious', 'flamboyant', 'dark', 'sanguine', 'pretty', 'cute', 'night owl', 'nudist', 'greedy', 'jealous', 'pyromaniac', 'cannibal', 'nimble', 'wimp', 'annoying squeak', 'very neurotic', 'restless', 'murderer', 'loves mice', 'cat killer', 'cat lover', 'a rat amongst rats', 'plague spreader', 'cocaine addiction', 'button presser', 'sexual deviant', 'forgetful', 'lazy', 'smart', 'snappy dresser', 'talks too much', 'sneaky', 'ambivalent towards mice', 'crazy', 'loves to cook', 'overweight', 'classy', 'class act', 'prefers the company of mice', 'rat about town', 'hates mice', 'people pleaser', 'brave', 'descended from royalty', 'beautiful', 'sarcastic', 'mistrustful of humans', 'narcissistic', 'holier than thou', 'friend of cats']
['Ouch!', 'What is it human?', 'Piss off!', 'Squeak!', 'I am rat', 'You are a but a pimple on the bum cheek of life']
['Thanks!', 'Good grub!', 'You call this slop cuisine?']
[ { jobTitle: 'Maze solver', description: 'Solve mazes at the behest of humans in white coats for unknown reasons', salary: '£3/day', requirements: 'maze solving ability level 3' }, { jobTitle: 'Office Droid', description: 'Boring and repetitive admin work', salary: '£2/day', requirements: 'none' }, { jobTitle: 'Grand Wizard', description: 'Oversee the council of wizards and manage day to day workings of the RatWarts School of Magic', salary: '£5/day', requirements: 'magic level 5' }, { jobTitle: 'Sneak Thief', description: 'Steal foods and treasures from unsuspecting humans', salary: '£4/day', requirements: 'speed level 3, trap avoidance level 3' }, ]
[ { food: 'Cat food', description: 'Straight from the cat's bowl - bland but nutritious', cost: '£2', }, { food: 'moldy bin scraps', description: 'Leavings from humans - not great', cost: '£1', }, { food: 'Scavenged carcass', description: 'What a treat!', cost: '£3', }, { food: 'Gourmet bin scraps', description: 'Foolish human threw away half their food!', cost: '£4', }, ]