chef-inspired configuration management in bash.
With all the food related names like cuisine, chef, microwave, why not poop? You start with a recipe, cook a meal, eat it, digest, and the end result is poop. And what can you do with it? Grow more food!
Look at recipes/meh for an example. To turn this recipe into poop, run:
bin/poop recipes/meh
Recipes can be run directly with a #!/usr/bin/env poop
shebang:
recipes/meh