Having problem organizing your variables? Don't want to pollute your global namespace? Try vagina.js! vagina.js is probably the game changer in Javascript.
To let you understand how the magic works, I tried to keep it very simple such that you know how exactly it works even if you are a virgin in Javascript:
var vagina = ({});/* set variable */
vagina.foo = 'bar';
/* get variable */
vagina.foo; //bar
/* special feature */
+vagina; //3.141592653589793I personally found the PI method very useful because sometimes I just forgot about the syntax in Javascript to get the value of PI.
vagina.js is currently under Giant Penis License (GPL) which is a deformed M.I.T license included a penis acsii code.