spook.el

;;; spook.el --- spook phrase utility for overloading the NSA line eater  -*- lexical-binding:t -*-

;; Copyright (C) 1988, 1993, 2001-2024 Free Software Foundation, Inc.

;; Maintainer: emacs-devel@gnu.org
;; Keywords: games
;; Created: May 1987

;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.

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;;; Commentary:

;; Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu> didn't write
;; this, and even if he did, he really didn't mean for you to use it
;; in an anarchistic way.
;;
;; To use this:
;;  Just before sending mail, do M-x spook.
;;  A number of phrases will be inserted into your buffer, to help
;;  give your message that extra bit of attractiveness for automated
;;  keyword scanners.  Help defeat the NSA trunk trawler!

;;; Code:

(require 'cookie1)

; Variables
(defgroup spook nil
  "Spook phrase utility for overloading the NSA line eater."
  :prefix "spook-"
  :group 'games)

(defcustom spook-phrases-file (expand-file-name "spook.lines" data-directory)
  "Keep your favorite phrases here."
  :type 'file)

(defcustom spook-phrase-default-count 15
  "Default number of phrases to insert."
  :type 'natnum)

;;;###autoload
(defun spook ()
  "Add that special touch of class to your outgoing mail."
  (interactive)
  (cookie-insert spook-phrases-file
		 spook-phrase-default-count
		 "Checking authorization..."
		 "Checking authorization...Approved"))

;;;###autoload
(defun snarf-spooks ()
  "Return a vector containing the lines from `spook-phrases-file'."
  (cookie-snarf spook-phrases-file
		"Checking authorization..."
		"Checking authorization...Approved"))

(provide 'spook)

;;; spook.el ends here