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('"Criminal lawyer" is a redundancy.','N/A'),
('Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.','George Bernard Shaw'),
('Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.','Tom Lehrer'),
('A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.','Zsa Zsa Gabor'),
('Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.','Leonard Brandwein'),
('A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.','William Safire'),
('A witty saying proves nothing.','Voltaire'),
('A yawn is a silent shout. G. K.','Chesterton'),
('All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.','Alexandre Dumas'),
('An empty man is full of himself.','Edward Abbey'),
('Flattery is like cologne: To be smelled, but not swallowed.','Josh Billings'),
('The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.','George Gobel'),
('I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.','Steven Wright'),
('When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.','N/A'),
('Friday is my second favorite F word.','N/A'),
('I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.','N/A'),
('When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.','Bob Monkhouse'),
('Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.','Oscar Wilde'),
('I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.','Douglas Adams'),