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黑杜料区往期内容热门事件入口 #1

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fetiyung opened this issue Mar 10, 2024 · 0 comments
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黑杜料区往期内容热门事件入口 #1

fetiyung opened this issue Mar 10, 2024 · 0 comments

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黑杜料区往期内容热门事件入口

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楚阳深深地叹了口气:“就算不转头,有什么好看的?你现在也就才十五还不到……跟青涩的豆芽菜似的……浑身的排骨,前不凸后不翘,没啥看头……过几年还差不多。”

莫轻舞闻言大怒。顿时娇嗔起来:“人家就这样了,嫌弃我就直说好了,你大可以去抱着别人睡,抱个又凸又翘的,那肯定又舒服又好看!”

楚阳心念电转,知道自己说错了话,竟把实话给说了出来。急忙再三的赔不是,莫轻舞冷着脸就是不松口,摆明了一付得理不让人的姿态;让楚阳大呼今生不比前世啊。

迫不得已之下,某阎王只好发挥自身博闻强记的优势。一连讲了好几个笑话,这才让莫轻舞破涕为笑。

倒也不是笑话好笑,实在是笑话太老;而楚御座一脸的认真表情实在是让人发噱。

还有就是,阎王肯讲笑话,这份心意却是十足的

但莫轻舞始终坚持:你赶紧给我转过身去!不许看!半点也不许看!

楚阳耍尽了花招,出尽了法宝,这才终于达成初衷,这当口自然无条件答应,被胁迫着转过身去,只听见身边一阵悉悉索索响动,随即,一具温热娇嫩的**,就哆哆嗦嗦的钻进了被窝。

楚阳回头凝神看去,只见莫轻舞身上穿着贴身小衣,将小脑袋死死的埋在枕头里,死活就是不抬头。

“美人,还不赶紧抬起头来,让大爷看看,大爷看高兴,给你好东西打赏。”楚御座嘿嘿一笑,做出一个恶棍的表情。

黑杜料区往期内容热门事件入口

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