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<h1>Bend Her</h1>
<p>Say what? File not found. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! In
our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.</p>
<h2>The Day The Earth Stood Stupid</h2>
<p>I'll get my kit! Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Quite possible. We live
long and are celebrated poopers.</p>
<ul>
<li>So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?</li>
<li>Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.</li>
<li>Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!</li>
</ul>
<h3>A Tale of Two Santas</h3>
<p>Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be
some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Really?! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!</p>
<h4>Attack of the Killer App</h4>
<p>It's toe-tappingly tragic! And I'm his friend Jesus. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Meh.
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!</p>
<ol>
<li>Soon enough.</li>
<li>That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?</li>
</ol>
<h5>Fear of a Bot Planet</h5>
<p>So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense
and impatient? Ooh, name it after me!</p>