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<html>
<head>
<title>Geoff's site: 401 Unauthorized</title>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width" />
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</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="container">
<h1>401 UNAUTHORIZED</h1>
<p>
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED
</p>
</div>
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text.innerHTML = "▲<br/>EMERGENCY<br/>▼";
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</body>
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