wooderson.js

A little zen from MM.

Example Usage

Just a few of the many use-cases.

var wooderson = require('wooderson.js');
console.log(wooderson())
// It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
console.log(wooderson())
// No man, no. Let me tell you. That's what I love about these high school girls
// man. I get older they stay the same age.
wooderson(function(quote) {
  console.log(quote);
});
// Guys. Party at the Moon Tower.

My personal amusement

$ npm install wooderson.js
$ node -e "console.log(require('wooderson.js')())" | say

Installation

This module is installed via npm:

$ npm install wooderson.js