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@killaaawenger she should 😂<endofTweet>
@MervisMcgervis thank you<endofTweet>
Join the Supplemental Health Care team! See our latest #Healthcare #job opening here: https://t.co/yz0rdhhaY5 #Humble, TX #Hiring<endofTweet>
I haven't had a cut in a little over 4 months 😭<endofTweet>
4:47pm: sunset
tomorrow's forecast for Urbandale: drizzle, 52/41°F<endofTweet>
😭 y'all be popping pills w. y'all bitch? Babywhitney&bobby<endofTweet>
@haylinleicole YES! I can't wait for you to be a mommy😄😄 you have a pretty baby and it's great when you're pregnant still slaying on them😉💍💋<endofTweet>
Happy Hour with my colleague. Time to escalate my business so I can provide the best... https://t.co/V9NZH8VWav https://t.co/EKgpqr2dKK<endofTweet>
Most of the time.... https://t.co/44QrngAWRm<endofTweet>
🚨🚨WHERE CAN I FIND FRINGE VEST?????????<endofTweet>
You need to pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this racket<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #Manufacturing #job? https://t.co/ng7ZVdVK4L #StLouis, MO #Hiring<endofTweet>
Really I'm the plug https://t.co/FbmNPj8I3i<endofTweet>
I'm done!!!! https://t.co/zkdgPPabjP<endofTweet>
bebe #Retail #Job: Seasonal Stylist (#MissionViejo, CA) https://t.co/mDPDXqCDkB #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
No one to go to the Apple cup with 😕<endofTweet>
Doubles @BeenTyler since 03' https://t.co/DYIZ7LebTk<endofTweet>
I'm at Noodle Bar in New York, NY https://t.co/nADo32ij0m<endofTweet>
Seriously like I still have class tomorrow what is this<endofTweet>
Natalia facetimed me while I was at the gym and I answered LOL<endofTweet>
Anyone tryna chill today or tonight? Hmu<endofTweet>
Blake bought me dinner and ice cream for my bday I love him 😭<endofTweet>
Michael put me onto this song and I can't get over it😭<endofTweet>
I got a trillion other things I'd rather do<endofTweet>
Interested in a #job near #Detroit, MI? This could be a great fit: https://t.co/vICorLq604 #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
The room got dusty all of a sudden https://t.co/hPF9rtlyMt<endofTweet>
@FoodNetwork Diced apple pie #BakeItForward https://t.co/MeTQI4qJpT<endofTweet>
Add a couple beers and tonight is set. https://t.co/jmx49abuS8<endofTweet>
Basically https://t.co/tpbP2diQwa<endofTweet>
@sctrojans_10 Rawls Allen ware<endofTweet>
What a time! 😍☺️<endofTweet>
Well now my school sweatshirt is officially broken in by smelling like smoke. Thanks mom!<endofTweet>
This #Underwriting #job might be a great fit for you: Global Personal Accident - Business Analytics Analyst - https://t.co/4kFCCvIBVb<endofTweet>
Want to work in #Minnetonka, MN? View our latest opening: https://t.co/l7AgocLjjU #Finance #Accountemps #Job #Jobs #Hiring<endofTweet>
Johnny Football is a grown ass man<endofTweet>
Best MVP candidate?<endofTweet>
He really replied 4 months later 😂😂😂 https://t.co/Tw9WpBorSC<endofTweet>
***Real Friends and chill https://t.co/Pw69SnQoiO<endofTweet>
today was bomb @sophhwil @kamrynmccoury02 https://t.co/IPQwNO4ep4<endofTweet>
The world has me so fucked up right now<endofTweet>
#MTVStars #mtv1d retweet to vote for One Direction<endofTweet>
Clay and me are friends on snap chat now<endofTweet>
This is ridiculous. https://t.co/QFTMeJqYGD<endofTweet>
Interested in a #Hospitality #job near #Nashville, TN? This could be a great fit: https://t.co/nX5VEqoI83 #parttime #Veterans #Hiring<endofTweet>
"Beauties & Bandits" at @SapphireLV on 12.10.15 https://t.co/95C1v5e3ga #AnniversaryParty #SexyHolidays #VEGASchat https://t.co/98ZOT4iMJX<endofTweet>
I got em girls next to the wood like they light year 🎶<endofTweet>
FYI. Don't take the 5:30 train. #slammed<endofTweet>
a black 17 yr old that a cop shot 16 xs sld not be a cop if he can't handle a person wth a knife16 shots come on I hv to see the video<endofTweet>
@schmidt_radio contra baby. I finished it without the cheat codes<endofTweet>
Want to work at Tractor Supply Company? We're #hiring in #HagerstownMd, MD! Click for details: https://t.co/OWsVJLdTDS #FacilitiesMgmt #Job<endofTweet>
👼🏼 @ Point Dume https://t.co/ekDdwLjmqY<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #Marketing #job? https://t.co/UyqKEWJ9sY #Cambridge, MA #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Stay safe tonight, Chicago.<endofTweet>
See our latest #Plainville, MA #job and click to apply: PHYSICAL THERAPIST (PT)... - https://t.co/I7rlHPLxSC https://t.co/m88nqLUA8E<endofTweet>
suki for the win<endofTweet>
I guess this is the same thing as bud light in California!? Seems much hoppier than I'd expect!… https://t.co/bEqzI4rLHx<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Click to apply: Store Team Member - https://t.co/TTWmXfMOOA #Retail #Sealy, TX #Job #Jobs #CareerArc<endofTweet>
@AshlynnMaurin thanks girl miss and love you more 😘😘<endofTweet>
@Bin2War
Hope you & Madison, Samantha are Chargers fans like me for
December. 6th at qualcomm stadium?<endofTweet>
@itsjeffreymusic it's @alyiamarie_ birthday!!! Wish her a happy birthday 💘 x7<endofTweet>
@eWizard666 @NBCBlacklist We need Red to help get the bad guys. Right now.#TheBlacklist<endofTweet>
Retweet #hunnit times #ForEverRoyal https://t.co/ZLUZYrJIeC<endofTweet>
Bye bye I love you https://t.co/4EhKEpCLx8<endofTweet>
@BlogsofWar It is apparently lost on the student that some of the worst famines in history were caused by those seeking to “end poverty”.<endofTweet>
All mines free https://t.co/662P4PF5jS<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Click to apply: CPU Physical Design Engineer - https://t.co/Y6ChUFCkMH #Engineering #Intel #Austin, Texas #Job #Jobs<endofTweet>
I just spent 10 minutes trying to curl my hair with the curling iron off...<endofTweet>
@RonPopeMusic @anewman2242 @emfo36 road trip it is. Bill is coming too. https://t.co/JLeGkiug2X<endofTweet>
It's a sad fact. https://t.co/HjnRownpJG<endofTweet>
@IdkImJustBored yeah, whoever edited probably should have thought about that<endofTweet>
Drinking a Heelch O' Hops by @avbc @ Emerald Isle, North Carolina — https://t.co/kJyqUFpawI<endofTweet>
@SEGreenhalgh @capthlr @starchefleon @raqueldakota I think they were constantly doing that for Leon , I don't think it was the first time.<endofTweet>
Interested in a #Hospitality #job near #MIAMI, FL? This could be a great fit: https://t.co/Ex4k49CqpU #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
#NP ITP:"YouCanSeeItInMyEyes"QStar #radio + @hamiltonradio2 pls #FAV & #RT #ballad #indiemusic #airplay #PopMusic https://t.co/ht0L2USvNH<endofTweet>
I love her anyway though @xXLexusNicoleXx https://t.co/EjTLkhcfMr<endofTweet>
@putriichand marry me
https://t.co/ugJKlX1Klh<endofTweet>
MA: While you standing over there taking a picture, "Don't forget to wash them aluminum pans in the garage Hakeem !" https://t.co/7fGbjkVV5c<endofTweet>
@Sarah_Hyland happy birthday!<endofTweet>
That's how I make my drink @Starbucks #coffee #java #mydrink https://t.co/cPfVzQLbSH<endofTweet>
my mama the real MVP 👀😍🙌🏽 she ordered them. 😎 https://t.co/rkCmaWTrdg<endofTweet>
bae added me back on SC 😂✊🏾😻 https://t.co/AntwWhkxhT<endofTweet>
it's cruel to give a midterm during dead week<endofTweet>
If you're a #IT professional in #LakeMary, FL, check out this #job: https://t.co/WAzkcqMZa3 #Hiring https://t.co/FiEnEB0LEo<endofTweet>
Congrats to @Morganzaa_11 ! https://t.co/fgpcbIvnWQ<endofTweet>
"Prior to World War I, before the practice was banned, even children were sent parcel post." https://t.co/MVPlAfBVEM https://t.co/tdvMkQ5v6r<endofTweet>
Strolling down memory lane #NH #NewEngland @ Hampstead, New Hampshire https://t.co/ebOtosyy24<endofTweet>
"Do You Know Your #Brand's Origin Story?" by @alanjporter. https://t.co/w32qAgjHWQ<endofTweet>
@Sebringt18 I mean. I did make you smile. And it was cold outside!<endofTweet>
Meech gone look like a burnt ass pancake in texas btfo<endofTweet>
@danmillses how exciting! Thank you so much!<endofTweet>
I'm at Transitions Barber Shop in Houston, TX https://t.co/bnmNLySdZg<endofTweet>
Depression Is No Joke...<endofTweet>
So over everything<endofTweet>
@AlexisRaeana @deannablanks602 tonight is going to be fuuuunnnn 💃🏻💃🏻<endofTweet>
I'm at @Walmart Supercenter in Wake Forest, NC https://t.co/pKgIy32SAi<endofTweet>
@Andziaayyy exactly why I tagged one of my favorite vegans who is a POC.<endofTweet>
Zach and I are working out and he's smiling so big watching Friends on the elyptical😭😂
#ConstantGrin<endofTweet>
// B l u e J e a n s // W h i t e S h i r t // @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/4PvpKLpO8f<endofTweet>
30 -35 min lunch oh well<endofTweet>
I haven't even been home at all this week<endofTweet>
@JimWalker13 @SN_Ohio @Browns But they way he is in press conferences, you'd think everything is going just great.<endofTweet>
The radio annoys me at night<endofTweet>
.@JoeyJoinerPhoto I haven't ever been trolled like this before. Thank you for being my first!!!!!!<endofTweet>
No on r way to Cancun right now #nofear #USA https://t.co/44ez9ToOz1<endofTweet>
babe finally got an iPhone and I don't have to shun him anymore<endofTweet>
Finished writing 2 more tracks today. This preparing process is goin help me in the long run 🙏🏽<endofTweet>
@Camelliavhh Thank you<endofTweet>
Finally able to sit down and watch #DowntonAbbey ☺️ there are soooo many characters! Hopefully I get hem all down lol<endofTweet>
@patrickwilson73 Please come to the maryland theater. 😀<endofTweet>
honestly don't even know why i try anymore<endofTweet>
@AlexCox No idea if it’s any good or not, but you’ve been permanently associated with “dragons” in my mind. And robots. And dolphins.<endofTweet>
@JAWSHBOSS @AmeliaaBedeliaa not until you finish the season<endofTweet>
@RJM_MAU5 @JaySlivs @CallMeDrRage Drugs, man #soexpensive #lmaolmao<endofTweet>
@talideon that not a fake?<endofTweet>
.@Mayhem said I have to tweet this for my vote to count in the #MayhemTweetOff. Go FSU! #MeltFlorida https://t.co/yxdF69SzCd<endofTweet>
Gonna start a YouTube channel<endofTweet>
The only thing I'm looking forward to for thanksgiving is Mac and cheese, ham, mashed potatoes, and banana pudding 😍😍<endofTweet>
@RT2EAT Arabella bellydancing tonight!
646-373-6265 https://t.co/2QZ9qsUi0e https://t.co/mY0OMLCT4S<endofTweet>
today was grand @ekiest3 https://t.co/D353ru2loo<endofTweet>
PRESSING SUBMIT ON AN APPLICATION IS SUCH A RELIEVING FEELING WOW<endofTweet>
@Kamfreshass lol, right! That read!<endofTweet>
@ssteffieeee this was a thing?<endofTweet>
I'm convinced I'm the realist nigga<endofTweet>
@birkelstein the shot today? Fireball lets get this party started!<endofTweet>
The most common question asked. "You got family here?"<endofTweet>
I HAVENT BEEN OUT AND SOCIAL IN A LITERAL MONTH AND THE FIRST NIGHT I CAN, NO ONE CAN HAVE ME OVER ITS FINE IM FINE<endofTweet>
B I G | S U R
Shout out to one of our favorite collaborators FOLLOW➡️thomaslovephoto.… https://t.co/WBi77Wj41c<endofTweet>
You can hate me all you want, but the moment you take your hatred of me out on my dog, I will fucking end you.<endofTweet>
if i could rewind time. the only thing i'd change is giving my body. i would have never let men enter my body<endofTweet>
@rolandtff, This is all of us when yoy tweet, lmao, https://t.co/MKFWl9D3za<endofTweet>
imma north side nigga, with a south side attitude<endofTweet>
@Alyson_Haley 😍 love the clutch!<endofTweet>
All I wanna do is drink and fuck drink drink and fuck😜<endofTweet>
I don't be wanting shit but attention.<endofTweet>
@kellbellroos nope I wish, heading to Galena tomorrow 😭😭 how long are you home for?<endofTweet>
1st lIGht sNoW https://t.co/4kF6eJu1mP<endofTweet>
Genius - looks incredible Mezcal team!! https://t.co/bS7bhl0E8X<endofTweet>
Just wishing I had a different life 😔<endofTweet>
@SincerelyErica_ bitch 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹<endofTweet>
Happy Dranksgiving everyone!! @redpepper https://t.co/O0cJFY2TEx<endofTweet>
@Rico_KL The Upper Peninsula of Michigan haha<endofTweet>
Lol not yet fam https://t.co/f9B5w5WKr3<endofTweet>
In an office, when you're ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It's… https://t.co/3nUXQATlnh<endofTweet>
"Mojito" lmao (@ Apple Store, Fair Oaks in Fairfax, VA) https://t.co/8TVSxsV3Zx<endofTweet>
Might just watch a movie<endofTweet>
@miiiikaayla you make me happy 💜💜💜<endofTweet>
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen. https://t.co/x7ElYbQLx0<endofTweet>
It really is https://t.co/CR5bbvGcDJ<endofTweet>
@00rocketgirl @BunBTrillOG @HoustonRockets @Rockets_Insider I'm at 8th wonder brewery. First on me.<endofTweet>
@juliankelller that would be cute though!!! I'd def wear my bunny suit again if you make a Finn!<endofTweet>
@HumanityNoosed well at least you know it<endofTweet>
Dress fitting with Lucy! (@ Anna's Tailor Shop in Ankeny, IA w/ @lucindasmart) https://t.co/6BLZBcaqAe<endofTweet>
I wanna see the new hunger game movie 😁<endofTweet>
@DontTrustCowz @KEEMSTARx @A_Hacene_ trickshotters have a bad reputation and you aren't helping it lol<endofTweet>
@derektahara30 now just sit back, relax, and let those scholarships come rolling in.<endofTweet>
My Old Kentucky Home being played at Mayor Fisher's rally for peace #mylouisville #louisvilleky… https://t.co/L9PHaiaqUv<endofTweet>
The first thing my dad says to me when I get back from college is "holy shit, you look terrible, what happened?"<endofTweet>
@thedailybeast i am so thankful for not being in that living nightmare #PrayForMexico #prayforguerrero #sosad<endofTweet>
@Kazeydesu lol bro give him wild flower he's gonna listen to the beautiful instrumental
or beautiful liar.
OH MY GOD IT SOUNDS SO GOOD<endofTweet>
@eddieorso @_MadAnthony @ProAtheism how about #Agnostic ? That's still hip, right?<endofTweet>
30. play sports<endofTweet>
Like if you want this to go public NOW! https://t.co/YA2yeAfJYB<endofTweet>
@espn @stephenasmith Johnny is a drunk & typical young dumb A_ _ H_ _ _<endofTweet>
@THUT14 Thank you Tommy for your excellent work. I'm a SoFl #Mets fan, but always enjoyed the Marlins broadcasts because of you & partners.<endofTweet>
Cant wait for Empire tomorrow and then the westbrooks<endofTweet>
@BushmanOnAir I was tryna record it when he gave me the shoutout😁😁😬 the birthday shout out<endofTweet>
Got you dancing with the devil<endofTweet>
Mike Pettine was finally giving him a chance. Johnny gave him reason to dislike him again.<endofTweet>
Do I // Luke Bryan<endofTweet>
@De_La_Saver lol u know I know phew.<endofTweet>
You seem cool😎 https://t.co/vfFV7uMvqS<endofTweet>
@KryptoniteBar @ComicsOfSteel open Mic tonight at 9p. I'm hosting, so come make me look good!<endofTweet>
@ssteffieeee Litigation is underway.<endofTweet>
Dean Martin & homemade sausage, it's good to be home<endofTweet>
I wouldn't call this a "bad attitude".. Instead I'd call it not taking no niggas shit😇 https://t.co/Ng7H4Ghb7w<endofTweet>
@Flea WE NEED TO TELL THE PRESS https://t.co/ylEW5qA0Vt<endofTweet>
#LSU's Leonard Fournette is 1 of 3 finalists for Doak Walker Award which goes to the best RB in the country.<endofTweet>
I ❤️ dance https://t.co/TtzDJHDVTr<endofTweet>
Stuck in LA traffic #losangeles #la #california #roadtrip lilmissmick @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/e2LDtrujsC<endofTweet>
I lost 3 followers just now....... Adios 👋🏼 I know u will b back<endofTweet>
s/o @brookie_rundle for saving my life today 😅😭<endofTweet>
Omg he made dank ginger bread cookies in the shape of texas 😭 fuck<endofTweet>
So ready for a new year<endofTweet>
"you smile I smile" remember? @justinbieber BeAlrightJustin<endofTweet>
Ikr, they usually only acknowledge PUMPKIN...YUCK! https://t.co/VvkLcSAOOT<endofTweet>
@jjohanrivas wow HAHA our moms are the same people😂<endofTweet>
There is the high potential of me needing bail money when the plane lands in #ATL #parentscontrolyourkids<endofTweet>
When your low key waiting for a flood https://t.co/ZREOI2QTba<endofTweet>
@GrahamGords1001 @GordonAlanBeard @The_Morningstar Fair enough.<endofTweet>
David & I crushed a whole bag of snickers last night 😭<endofTweet>
@cocogrrrrl pues dame unfollow 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭<endofTweet>
Watch mccown and Davis get injured on Monday and manziel ends up playing anyway<endofTweet>
I can't feel my face<endofTweet>
HAAAAA first pic is me https://t.co/xt8lewhnQG<endofTweet>
THIS IS SO FUNNY https://t.co/0eVj7z2rbW<endofTweet>
you make me so mad<endofTweet>
@eredluinOZ he's harlequin Great Dane. All 200# of him<endofTweet>
delete your life rn 🙄 https://t.co/TxV6xeqkgx<endofTweet>
Ever sense I left drivers aid I've been sleeping<endofTweet>
not much is going my way today.<endofTweet>
I'm at @JMCurleyBar in Boston, MA https://t.co/iKoSj50vA1<endofTweet>
The struggle is real literally no one on campus and I'm here finally for my class at 3:30 just to turn homework in<endofTweet>
I'm going to open a detecting detective agnecy. I'm also accepting applications for a sidekick. Only requirement is ability to detect things<endofTweet>
@kms2night your cute 😍<endofTweet>
Thank you to @djoneshoop, @braccioj, Terry Denbow, @gerrydinardo, @YahooForde, and @BlueBellyTom for joining @JackEbling and @Graham_Couch!<endofTweet>
so when we were together were you with this other girl to?<endofTweet>
It's officially Thanksgiving break! Thank God.<endofTweet>
I LIVE A HELL OF A LIFE BABY HEAVEN CAN WAIT<endofTweet>
Creed, Star Wars, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight. Most excellent lineup.<endofTweet>
Highly upset about that. 😕<endofTweet>
Lil Bro about to put on for B4L!!! @v_nsty they not ready<endofTweet>
That's the flag we stole together. 👬 good times bro https://t.co/86bhDlvvsU<endofTweet>
🤑💓: we used to be closer ! You're adorable 💓😋<endofTweet>
eating the crunchiest chips<endofTweet>
finally home in my bed 😌<endofTweet>
@WFGirlsHoops with an impressive early season win over North https://t.co/V9ixWktTZ3<endofTweet>
JFK KNEW CAPITALISM WAS GONNA TURN IN TO SLAVERY AND THEN HE GOT KILLT SMH https://t.co/yivHIzTJbv<endofTweet>
@hboulware State by state. No federal requirement, HOWEVER....<endofTweet>
@josephscoots17 what up joe<endofTweet>
@Korey_Harper stop 😂<endofTweet>
@bmanz21 it's done, I'll show u l8r, but I have to turn it in still.<endofTweet>
@natalie_titus is such a good artist😉😊 https://t.co/WgPJMMJvB6<endofTweet>
Back To Important Stuff.. Have A Great Evening/Night 🌚️❤️🌝️<endofTweet>
@Leah_Robinson17 nobody? That's fine.<endofTweet>
Cardio and abs (@ Thelma Lovette YMCA - @thelmalovettey in Pittsburgh, PA) https://t.co/kDtFL0x0FS<endofTweet>
@fullofbalogna @WilliamSingourd @lwwilliams56 Only 144,000 get to go right ???<endofTweet>
Fr who tryna see Mockingjay part 2<endofTweet>
@beerkristos nice. Quite likely served by Mrs Bissell herself.<endofTweet>
Me and all my friends https://t.co/Y9EQ7ROsVV<endofTweet>
Won't stop till I get what's mine<endofTweet>
@ZachKrantz this will be @OfficialCrowder tinder profile pic<endofTweet>
All these #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies tweets are killing me, because I can relate to 90% of them 😂😂😅<endofTweet>
No feelings are the best feelings.<endofTweet>
❤️ https://t.co/w0mjawjGDm via youtube<endofTweet>
@Mills_Ali she goes tanika you fake as shit and tanika goes you better recognize<endofTweet>
No one ever respects me 😶<endofTweet>
@leezardfn AVSJSVFDS idk what my family has planned but if we are both free then yes! ❤️<endofTweet>
I swear Vegas loves showing me off😛😂👀<endofTweet>
Going live a bit early tonight, around 7:30 PM!<endofTweet>
@trill_ngga oops<endofTweet>
He's running https://t.co/KFSpakH3Cx<endofTweet>
#ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies when u at thanksgiving dinner and realize u left ur seasoning at home https://t.co/jL6Ntlc0Yx<endofTweet>
Like wearing bandannas, but can't stand the fact my forehead shines like a fucking star 🌟<endofTweet>
If terrorists were able to enter the country with refugees, would you hold government responsible? https://t.co/JZeBI9Sj12<endofTweet>
current weather in Tupelo: fair, 61°F
34% humidity, wind 10mph, visibility 10mi, pressure 30.29in steady<endofTweet>
@LAClippers I'm making the whole family catch the clipper game 2day, & they don't even like basketball. I think that deserves a follow back<endofTweet>
@FlavorDesires @_Karenmejia how can u not love chocolate 😩😍😍<endofTweet>
Real Husbands of Hollywood makes me laugh my ass off.<endofTweet>
Guess who's going to NEW YORK CITY next month!!!!! 😍😍😏<endofTweet>
@John7Istheman Goddamn autocorrect. I'm just going to skip straight to the beer part now.<endofTweet>
I may be super stressed out with school work but I am overwhelmed with happiness right now. ❤️ #positivity<endofTweet>
@Austin_James36 love all of them! 😊<endofTweet>
My research instructor bribed us with tiffs to make us go to discussion today...😍
I went to discussion today.<endofTweet>
lmaooo, and she was just worked up in the interview because they address you suckiness .<endofTweet>
Drinking a Dreamin' Double IPA by @ManayunkBrewery @ Mercer County Park — https://t.co/ES2tKOp8Mj<endofTweet>
@tuff_life real talk bro... Get tired of the same questions Shxt<endofTweet>
I'm glad this happen to Johnny now he can get out of this shit hole of an organization and go play ball for real fucking team @Hurvey_<endofTweet>
Dan everyone's crates can't be like yours https://t.co/pLiSoN9cpg<endofTweet>
Is it too late to say sorry....?<endofTweet>
This man looked amazing in 2015 https://t.co/qV0Q7lJ516<endofTweet>
Want to work in #Houston, TX? View our latest opening: https://t.co/TAywXKNdZB #Nursing #Job #Jobs #Hiring<endofTweet>
what spring sport should I do for lakeview?<endofTweet>
@smirkyb16 cool :)))<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #job? Call Center Supervisors - https://t.co/AFepvTnctP #technology #Melville, NY #CustomerService #Hiring<endofTweet>
Anybody want to help salmen spartans baseball team raise money and attend a lsu football game this Saturday let me know<endofTweet>
Ain't this nigga who dad mowed over all his video games 😂😂😂 https://t.co/AkC4qAVXoi<endofTweet>
iloveyou💕. I can't talk I feel like shit💔 https://t.co/x2lRsxk7FT<endofTweet>
@tony_deyoung LOOKING BE APART OF @1017KARTEL SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC ASAP
https://t.co/5D0HasbR88
https://t.co/JCHASoLM5Q
#ANR 954-634-2026<endofTweet>
Every time I hear a Josh Turner song I think of when @masondean88 sang his songs in the car over the summer & sounded exactly like him<endofTweet>
Need to go to the mall like today ...<endofTweet>
puppies teeth are coming in😍😍<endofTweet>
Good things come to those who wait 😇<endofTweet>
@Baylie_Dawn I started singing hips don't lie when I saw this and promptly furrowed my brow bc I realized that's not Rihanna<endofTweet>
@Walmart this is cool. What happens if time runs out? :) https://t.co/12caEEu137<endofTweet>
UNLV with their resurgence and the Rebels lead 54-43, no praise as this is a Division II team they're playing and they should clobber them<endofTweet>
I feel like I'm doing everything but not enough all at the same time 😊😊😊😊<endofTweet>
Human Resources Generalist - Sunshine State Health Plan: (#Tampa, FL) https://t.co/nBoEfsYnmI #HR #Job #Jobs #Hiring<endofTweet>
"you got knocked tf out"😭😭 https://t.co/LjXFbNdAJC<endofTweet>
@thenewsjunkie talked the bartender into playing @PMJofficial enjoying cool beer to smooth sounds.<endofTweet>
Ass fat??
Yeah I know<endofTweet>
yeah my boyfriend is pretty cool, but he's not as cool as meee<endofTweet>
@_vicTOR1ous yes lmao text me<endofTweet>
Fried crawfish poboys >>>>
That sounds wonderful honestly<endofTweet>
Awh my little seal friend #seaworld #seal #seals #orlando #florida #followingme @ SeaWorld Orlando https://t.co/qgQUy4DvHl<endofTweet>
@redbrasco awesome<endofTweet>
@nattiecakes_ "are you really asking me if I want a bun on my fucking hamburger???? " 😂<endofTweet>
@kittenizta no no, I have a mighty need<endofTweet>
Plus, you've seen abusive relationships w|in your family, friends etc, & say it's wrong but you steadily condoning the one you're I'm.<endofTweet>
@djcarlile hey DJ! Thanks!!<endofTweet>
He deserves happiness 😞💔 #WeAreHereForYouJustin https://t.co/ruiLl2g2Fj<endofTweet>
@NatashaSays_ can i buy your baby<endofTweet>
voice of the young struggle face 😂<endofTweet>
It feels good to be home<endofTweet>
Crazy how just 3 years ago, We played each other in the regional final game. You're an inspiration. Ur family is in my prayers. #SupraStrong<endofTweet>
Man barber shop 3 it's up<endofTweet>
@Chairmnoomowmow @Callisto1947 He left the country who treated Him bad.But He loves our $$$<endofTweet>
See our latest #Enfield, CT #job and click to apply: Seasonal Cosmetics - Beauty Advisor, Part Time: Macy's... - https://t.co/VMqmpAP4XW<endofTweet>
@LindsaayJuricek @KrispyCorey yea Lin prolly could<endofTweet>
I'm at McCarran International Airport - @lasairport in Las Vegas, NV https://t.co/uBpK5zuX3S<endofTweet>
And here we go! #EmergencyTraffic Crash SB 15 at the South Interchange now blocking 2 left lanes & delays stacking quickly.<endofTweet>
Emanuel: "I believe this is a moment that can build bridges of understanding rather than become a barrier of misunderstanding."<endofTweet>
@JalenWarren_5 them ones<endofTweet>
@BHTruth @RaidersReporter nope, already been claimed<endofTweet>
@lindsaynking smh.. Baby<endofTweet>
2 hour lunch 😤<endofTweet>
Nigga I ain't playing I'm deadass 💯😪<endofTweet>
This #Transportation #job might be a great fit for you: Parts Delivery - https://t.co/heirn8BOBD #OWENSBORO, KY #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Why do you sound like chance 😂 https://t.co/5rhBObrNYe<endofTweet>
Pappy was and still is that nigga 😈. I wish he was still here man 😩.<endofTweet>
I really don't like my hair straight 😕<endofTweet>
@Cigar_G one day in your shoes. Just one......😎<endofTweet>
Gets a rodeo cheeseburger at Burger King and doesn't like onion rings... Hammm #bklounge<endofTweet>
@Cougar_97 no you're not, you're mean<endofTweet>
LOVE my family! So true! https://t.co/dt5UCoP5N2<endofTweet>
When I have a daughter she not getting a perm till like high school 😊<endofTweet>
Join the Cognizant team! See our latest #IT #job opening here: https://t.co/OTY06an93g #Mississauga, ON #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
I Juss 👀 Ah Hoe Block Me 😂😂<endofTweet>
failed chemistry, my life is over 🙃<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #Accounting #job? https://t.co/k27F7Ojhbw #NORTHOFBOSTON, MA #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Selena got so hot and Justin got so hot and I'm ready for them to take over again<endofTweet>
THIS! This is a car video @Jared_OG !!! The bike at the end 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZraFb9d1FY<endofTweet>
Try to tell yo life story couldn't pay me to listen 💯🆗-n<endofTweet>
concert withdrawals ft my cute new avi and @chancetherapper's sick ass set https://t.co/oSyITejWou<endofTweet>
@Nyki_says its going to be okay<endofTweet>
I guess it's time for a different prayer<endofTweet>
@JaxiNightmare I'm bringing you some Starbucks tomorrow!!!<endofTweet>
If I'm always wanting more for you than you want for yourself, that's when I start distancing myself.<endofTweet>
Don't feel like working today but there is munny to be made lol<endofTweet>
@tyrese_sims maybe<endofTweet>
@wontmakeitalone seriously?! I would love that!!<endofTweet>
@catgirIs I CAN AND I WILL<endofTweet>
@ban_kanj IT'S THOSE DAMN TRIGGERS lol<endofTweet>
@thefemaleboook @JustKeepCalmer THIS SAYS IT ALL !!<endofTweet>
Call Me Maybe is still the greatest song of all time<endofTweet>
Ready for #whiteout cannon county @wcpioneers 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀<endofTweet>
@WWU It was probably some dude that hadn't studied for an exam----- but he was really angry!<endofTweet>
Look who's here in corpus😍🐶 https://t.co/dJVgPP5ALO<endofTweet>
@jaycie_webb @jensen_clark_98 anything for uuuuuuu<endofTweet>
@ImShmacked if they went to a real school they'd know ✊<endofTweet>
Jack Henry & Associates, Inc #IT : Systems Administrator II (Active Directory/Microsoft Exchange) (#Monett, MO) https://t.co/Lnk9q7cCNk<endofTweet>
Gates 😈 https://t.co/5A4rcA1u48<endofTweet>
Come on down as we talk turkey & #Bengals football with o-lineman Eric Winston (@ Moerlein Lager House) https://t.co/wZEEI08QSk<endofTweet>
@byMichelleLynne lol true!! What all are you doing/having for Thanksgiving this year?<endofTweet>
Want to work in #RedBank, NJ? View our latest opening: https://t.co/MKKyOhQNi2 #Accounting #RHFAJobs #Job #Jobs #Hiring<endofTweet>
Join the BJ's Restaurants, Inc. team! See our latest #Hospitality #job opening here: https://t.co/ZTCpwWHVBn #Mesquite, TX #Hiring<endofTweet>
You bring the weed and I'll bring the food😋👌🏾<endofTweet>
#Labor #Job in #BURLINGTON, VT: Build Ovens! at Westaff https://t.co/e8mDUml8eX #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Just finished #BetweenTheWorldAndMe if you haven't read this book, PLEASE grab it!<endofTweet>
Just landed in Chicago...was this a bad idea?? #ruhroh https://t.co/MmJ9Krq1cs<endofTweet>
Nicks Woe<endofTweet>
I FINALLY GOT THE CHANCE TI BE IN HEARTS SNAPCHAT!!! @HEARTDEFENSOR #snapchatfam https://t.co/Pi8iRRHezK<endofTweet>
Question that needs to be answered<endofTweet>
Experienced Inside Casualty Claims Adjuster - Allstate Insurance (#Louisville, KY) https://t.co/Cnj7IlHxR9 #Insurance #allstatejobs #Job<endofTweet>
@dwight_howie Haha! It was good!!<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #Hospitality #job? https://t.co/6GvWZh4Hpi #SONIC #Russellville, AR #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Should Bernie Sanders win the Presidential Election?<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Read about our latest #job opening here: BA, JAVA, NET & Oracle DBA --- Free training &... - https://t.co/zfXMu5M6qZ #IT<endofTweet>
Mangrove forest @ Everglades https://t.co/o90RNFBjts<endofTweet>
Message me Emojis 😈<endofTweet>
Watching the fault in our stars by myself 😭😭<endofTweet>
Taste-maker, label boss, producer, DJ and remixer Jimpster is playing at… https://t.co/9TUu9AFfzo<endofTweet>
😭😭😭😭 same! literally be playing on every radio station at the same fuckin time https://t.co/2R5NNIYrOQ<endofTweet>
See our latest #OlympicValley, CA #job and click to apply: Supervisor - Night Operations - Year Round - https://t.co/8KKDfPnolY #Hiring<endofTweet>
This #Manufacturing #job might be a great fit for you: Quality Inspector - https://t.co/Ctqpxem59B #KellyJobs #KellyServices #Longmont, CO<endofTweet>
Key Holder - The Vitamin Shoppe: (#Hickory, NC) https://t.co/KMlN0jqqU2 #Retail #Job #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Can you recommend anyone for this #job? Staff NP - https://t.co/fqDfNUEcvq #ELPASO, TX #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Lets do this Friars!!! https://t.co/uJmqLALUZm<endofTweet>
An update on my burn I look wicked cool with charred skin I hope it leaves a scar https://t.co/TpF2dUklpW<endofTweet>
This #Retail #job might be a great fit for you: Customer Service Representative - https://t.co/cXijvfP5xT #Jamaica, NY #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
YOOOOOOOOOO , text me lol<endofTweet>
Me too. Dealer told me "mileage is worse in the winter" (true of all cars). Had to buy in Seattle instead. https://t.co/6lk4z9CmTZ<endofTweet>
@Redskins throwback to London Fletcher?<endofTweet>
I was just in the biggest sunday church service in my lifetime! This venue fits 8300 people! Church… https://t.co/OxahvqxZe7<endofTweet>
@alexafreyes the sectarian elements of the wizarding world and hogwarts specifically seem more trouble than they're worth<endofTweet>
@emilyygal what a shame<endofTweet>
@GreenDenton people don't get it bro<endofTweet>
just sittin in my car waiting to go into work when these two five year old girls start hittin the quan in the parking lot<endofTweet>
At the end of the day no body cares about what you have materialistically so<endofTweet>
https://t.co/l36PUNBVhW How Can Atheists "Believe IN" Evolution & Fraud @ the Same Time? "Bad" Education? https://t.co/2JdxZoKBpP<endofTweet>
@shortbumble22 @_kaseyleannee @BrettPats Brock will have a TO or two...have to get pts off those TOs<endofTweet>
Off to dinner at my favorite restaurant. BAKER STREET on this beautiful full moon night! 😀<endofTweet>
Wonder what that was about...<endofTweet>
Walk #afterdark... #moon looks #cool! #psl #lovelyfallevening #fallinflorida @ Port Saint Lucie, Florida https://t.co/7ugZuXztph<endofTweet>
Got 50$ on my first day of work, what a good day thank you Nissan 🙃<endofTweet>
Earthquake M6.9: Iberia, Peru via @quakefeed<endofTweet>
@hayley_willYUMs @sarafishtacos oh to be young and think you mean it when you say you're never drinking again.<endofTweet>
Something is burning and I know it's what ever I'm cooking for dinner but I'm just hoping by some miracle it's something outside<endofTweet>
Stop and go traffic in #WestSide on I-10 Katy Fwy Inbound between Silber and Taylor, delay of 12 mins #traffic https://t.co/vuUN2ymKeH<endofTweet>
Almost out of zans 💊😩😤<endofTweet>
Good God the force is strong at Google https://t.co/Zj9Wd5mxc8<endofTweet>
@UnseenPerfidy Hey man good for you. If I posted my opinions on butts my status as Good Feminist Ally might be revoked & I can't handle that<endofTweet>
Baby girl... DM me 😉 https://t.co/juLO435nwm<endofTweet>
Donald "Please don't feel so stupid or insecure" Trump earned Four Pinocchios from The Washington Post and a “Pants of Fire” rating from<endofTweet>
I feel so much more put together with my nails donee 💅🏼<endofTweet>
@kaylashelton_ @shannon_melick yeah and I was about to call you until I got you text<endofTweet>
DSS 14 receiving data from @NewHorizons2015 at 1.6kb/s.
IN LOCK IN LOCK 1 TURBO<endofTweet>
@BillZoeker @danikaharrod Symphony Of The Cuck<endofTweet>
@chuck_stccc @ACrossTurf @tonynyssegcs my only thought would be that maybe dry works into canopy better and w/o any dragging. = more sand?<endofTweet>
my attitude is kinda savage.
heart is golden though.<endofTweet>
im a bum
#thatswhyimfriendless<endofTweet>
@kk_rashell_ I know you don't 😂<endofTweet>
Over it so over it.<endofTweet>
@UncleRuthless Hiya! Thanks for the RT!<endofTweet>
IN 2016 I WILL OWN A CAR<endofTweet>
@ABComplex @Daddyshotty @eSports_Events if a person ends the game because someone lags out and you have streaks is it forfeit or round or<endofTweet>
@PriideUS I'm not there rn<endofTweet>
@coronathebeer @WavyGravvy @kaysirg @Donnis__ I don't like her at all<endofTweet>
"I need a honest, no shit assessment"<endofTweet>
I'm so hungry 😩😩 I could eat a a three course course meal. My pencils for a starter this table for my main and my paper as dessert.<endofTweet>
@JManziel2 please issue another apology to the #Browns fans #asshole<endofTweet>
@mikeramo wow really ? @TheRealDeis<endofTweet>
sciences nat be like https://t.co/xdThsvatLX<endofTweet>
Win together
Lose together
We're a team 💪⚾️<endofTweet>
Happy birthday, pretty lady 🙂😘 @Emmrizle<endofTweet>
Noodles && orange juice.<endofTweet>
@TreymondSmith sorry we convinced people you died<endofTweet>
@hardball_chris Can you bring me 5 lbs. of green chiles please, Chris? I'm jonesing for some chile verde.<endofTweet>
@sarailola make sure you stretch.... and kick some ass<endofTweet>
When u have to tell ur mom something but ur tryna be as casual as possible.... https://t.co/6dhHl7r75b<endofTweet>
Dyed my hair red like Dennis Rodman.<endofTweet>
Asians love BMW x5's and Lexus RXes<endofTweet>
Had a moment of clarity today as I stood in the mirror all dressed up for my meeting. I'm so proud of myself:<endofTweet>
Craving some fruity pebbles 🙄<endofTweet>
Bro @RomelloWalker11 play in an hour, will be tuned in.<endofTweet>
I can work with that @Coincyde<endofTweet>
Accident, left lane blocked in #Nassau on Meadowbrook Pkwy SB at Old Country Rd, stop and go traffic back to The Northern State Pkwy<endofTweet>
@Wittytiredsmile lol do it!!<endofTweet>
Thank you, Stacy X❤️X https://t.co/BBxVaTIz6v<endofTweet>
First time time commuting from SJ to FS on Cal-Train & Bike...It rained in SF.<endofTweet>
Tell me something I don't know motherfuckers<endofTweet>
Lol wtf<endofTweet>
@attentionpayme did it<endofTweet>
The kiddos are excited about playing with new friends again. remembertoexplore_com came to Yuma to… https://t.co/53YQ7i7Das<endofTweet>
@_Divorce_Law_ Rock on, any body like to practice civil law<endofTweet>
How is #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies trending rn<endofTweet>
Roku was the most powerful avatar, he was born a what? Fire Bender<endofTweet>
I have to go to church thanksgiving morning 🙄🙄🙄<endofTweet>
When all your roommates go home for thanksgiving but you still hear footsteps upstairs. Aliens are here again to visit me #LoneSurvivor<endofTweet>
@JGC_XCVI Happy birthday bro, hmu 🎉🎈<endofTweet>
@xothecel @IAmMathewL nope<endofTweet>
Woah https://t.co/hefFUK7Lnm<endofTweet>
Wendy is 69 Today (at @Benihana in Pennsauken, NJ) https://t.co/jCESvYPtQR<endofTweet>
PBS News Hour: Live Weeknights at 6 PM ET. On https://t.co/DKSNWd8Egm https://t.co/HvDgUQh7jK<endofTweet>
s/o to leila for doing the prettiest bun ever for me today i was so in love omg<endofTweet>
Good luck tonight bro!! #RollStangs @dylanprice_1<endofTweet>
Can't wait to see the night before 👌🏼<endofTweet>
Try https://t.co/epsKSrHu5Y Crust availability, prices, participation, delivery areas and charges, and minimum purchase #Crust #menu<endofTweet>
[Mixtape] Free Crack 3 Powered by @DatPiff https://t.co/Jy1Mrq5413<endofTweet>
End of the 1st Qtr. 18-15 Panthers over #3 Nova. Davis and Flagler lead Panthers with 4 pts a piece<endofTweet>
Idk anymore 😅<endofTweet>
Guess I started something 😂😂 oops<endofTweet>
@MrsHartsHeroes ahhh great...mine arrives in an hour or sooo..enjoy her!<endofTweet>
When u good to ppl ppl will b good to u ... And I am a fan of wine and dine 💅🏻<endofTweet>
I always get really really sad when I see a super attractive person in places like airports. Like wow never going to see this person again😔<endofTweet>
Lol k that's the last straw😴🖕🏽<endofTweet>
This traffic is terrible.<endofTweet>
I have some serious Bieber Fever. 🤒<endofTweet>
Messy bun. 💋 @ St. Marys, Georgia https://t.co/MSFfg5QPXo<endofTweet>
@itsjeffreymusic it's @alyiamarie_ birthday!!! Wish her a happy birthday 💘 x8<endofTweet>
@DaveTrouble @Bravotv @Andy @Tjoppa101 Did Rocky bring her mermaid suit.<endofTweet>
@justinbieber makes me happy.<endofTweet>
Rahm Emanuel on TV desperately trying to avoid massive (and arguably justified) protests and riots in his city.<endofTweet>
balled too hard. now the foots numb. 🏀<endofTweet>
Can't wait to go to Texas and feel the Suns warmth<endofTweet>
$25 photoshoots https://t.co/hCi9HHkPy4<endofTweet>
Going M.I.A. For a bit.
No one seems to need me on here so if you do.. don't.<endofTweet>
| X defenseur | My #landscape #creativ using #building from #dtla #followme #DTLA_EVERYDAY… https://t.co/1OXuKOhIHw<endofTweet>
bc i still dont have how did we end up here https://t.co/Nnd3hbMAkm<endofTweet>
Tomorrow I gotta go do the biggest compra known to man.<endofTweet>
@ssteffieeee yup it was a thing<endofTweet>
@AndreaElivel I look like a thumb<endofTweet>
@tinydancerkjs amazing<endofTweet>
Still don't know what Quavie gone get for Christmas 😒<endofTweet>
The First Family. ✌🏾️💙 #HeyHillary #KindredTheFamilySoul… https://t.co/ynrs8TeJsF<endofTweet>
Just want to start some trouble from both sides - lol https://t.co/Tg7wvxKJw9<endofTweet>
Young but I'm makin millions go work the night shift<endofTweet>
Go somewhere✌ find yourself🙇 you out of order 👐🏽<endofTweet>
And now im just really tired and i feel like im getting sick<endofTweet>
I don't listen to Justin Bieber music but I heard his album go dummy.<endofTweet>
Clinton's stance on global warming and clean energy jobs receiving particularly loud cheers here in Denver #ClintoninCO<endofTweet>
I want to tell all public restroom ladies that I will not judge their sounds.<endofTweet>
Some peoples snapchats just make me sad<endofTweet>
Oh security... @ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac) https://t.co/VrdXr9whDZ<endofTweet>
Christmas Eve is one month from today like wow time flies<endofTweet>
Agree
Its boring,rude & shows zero personality. https://t.co/6HXji76dyH<endofTweet>
Todays outfit💜😘💞 https://t.co/yRy1y1bs1P<endofTweet>
Michelle is a Kee !<endofTweet>
Oh well. 💁🏽 https://t.co/ZTrtO4rcX0<endofTweet>
Real blue hunnits<endofTweet>
@_Stevinisho_ @keilaaaa17 @MeForAGoodTime leave<endofTweet>
Alright, putas. Who's in buda/Kyle?<endofTweet>
#GirlsNight means @starbucks mugs and long talks @ Starbucks Woodstock https://t.co/xdR5SkqvVD<endofTweet>
Wtf is this? https://t.co/VJ9hXz1RaX<endofTweet>
Pet peeve: college students that go to school in their same hometown and act like they never go home/see their family<endofTweet>
@Angela_Absolom have you heard of Cassio Monroe ??<endofTweet>
feel more like myself when I'm with you<endofTweet>
@_QuietImTweetin better cause I heard a few didn't get a raise<endofTweet>
why are they called hamburgers when technically burgers are made with beef ? #SeriousQuestion<endofTweet>
Happy Thanksgiving from our TFG family to yours! We enjoyed a healthy Thanksgiving potluck today and… https://t.co/UarW3xil56<endofTweet>
baby I know better than to read more than what's written<endofTweet>
but you dont care ok<endofTweet>
Delightful. Nice high Alc esters, plum like finish.... (Old Stock Ale (2015)) https://t.co/1xQMS10t1I #photo<endofTweet>
if ur definition of feminism doesnt include disabled girls then u suck! bye!<endofTweet>
I'm at Czech Stop in West, TX https://t.co/8qtB3U2WnR<endofTweet>
@chillhoward_ this is also a true statement<endofTweet>
@Thathigga @Mi0Orr call me Harry Potter<endofTweet>
Kalli growls when she eats 😂<endofTweet>
@TheFinsiders Pete Carroll doing the choke sign against the Dolphins come back & win 19-17<endofTweet>
Raleigh is beautiful I'm prolly gonna stay here forever man<endofTweet>
@Ticklemelili cause I just declared we best friends and I'm a size 10<endofTweet>
@ChronNailon And we don't sleep on it.<endofTweet>
@NitrousDaveJr @Bleach_Ya_Bish @kevin_littler16 @tylertextor alright I'm not going ☺️ #youguysmustbethrilled<endofTweet>
If you know me, you would know that I'm stubborn af<endofTweet>
Now wen i see them they the ones actin funny..<endofTweet>
Buy 3, get 1 free on Feetures socks! Treat your feet to some high performance cushion in a variety of… https://t.co/TZMXYB9Ybq<endofTweet>
@OKStateProbs @vicscott4 can we get #satium shirts made now<endofTweet>
Soulja https://t.co/OOC2C6E5zr<endofTweet>
She just hit my line tryna chill!<endofTweet>
One more day of work then vacation, included is Vegas this weekend. 👍🏼<endofTweet>
Going to Chipotle<endofTweet>
IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE<endofTweet>
can someone make a petition to exterminate Matty B<endofTweet>
When you look at your boyfriend and try to remember why your with him..... He irks me, I'm trying to be calm<endofTweet>
my dogs are the shit look at these majestic animals https://t.co/SKzWiduePt<endofTweet>
Someone bring me food pls<endofTweet>
Looking at phone cases on Amazon is so dangerous<endofTweet>
There's always!! Always somebody waiting on u to fuck up!!<endofTweet>
@DonaldsoOpal lmao love you bb😇<endofTweet>
Accident in #Summit on I-77 NB before I-76, slow traffic back to Waterloo Rd, delay of 5 mins #traffic https://t.co/IXfI2jq0g9<endofTweet>
4:58pm: sunset
tomorrow's forecast for Kansas City: cloudy, 61/56°F<endofTweet>
my salon charges $45 a cut. and ur hair clearly states you only spend $10 or less 🐸☕️ https://t.co/8oBol7N03s<endofTweet>
@Sydney__OConnor the first time I was like "oh, that wasn't me." And after that I just smiled and said "thanks."<endofTweet>
Why does Murderhouse beat all the other seasons of American Horror Story?<endofTweet>
@lowbeyonder I was racking my brain trying to figure something out and I couldn't<endofTweet>
Thank you, Shonda! ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/fWnn8iPRdn<endofTweet>
Sometimes I find a SVU episode I've never seen before, other times I watch the same episode 30 times.<endofTweet>
lmfao bitch your fake eyelash is falling off in your picture 😩😭<endofTweet>
26 at midnight, wonder what's next for me..<endofTweet>
The empty house next door's front door is open and I'm totally going to go explore. I 100% understand white girl horror movie stereotypes.<endofTweet>
Season 4 Skyler is a Skyler I can get behind; she's actually a little ride or die!<endofTweet>
So today at work I got a huge turkey for free.....I think I'm gonna really like this job...there's nice people who hand us turkeys lol<endofTweet>
@verbeaut @eatmyasstrology it's good for you too bb(:<endofTweet>
I'm at esthers driveway in Sarasota, FL https://t.co/Ru1uGOuj2T<endofTweet>
With the shits .<endofTweet>
You look like a lead singer in a boy band dave 😂 https://t.co/tfp8nfVKln<endofTweet>
@Ivanna_Chaib love u more💕<endofTweet>
@jxcab it was Mrs solis btw**<endofTweet>
Lmao! Making Farrah fly home without her luggage and shit. https://t.co/hofyrSdc7Y<endofTweet>
Hockey>everything https://t.co/TcmtP4Pmxl<endofTweet>
Miss all of my track bff's already 😖<endofTweet>
@Adventuree_Time Because what they have been through is different from another. But they expect others to understand them<endofTweet>
cleaning tl....i keep ppl i like close
...others...sorry but bye❤<endofTweet>
no I was the idiot that always volunteered lololol https://t.co/sxZz48c1WI<endofTweet>
Still ain't talking to my pops on a daily basis, that shit crazy he can't call n ask about the baby .<endofTweet>
So my neighbor just died from cancer may she rest in peace.<endofTweet>
@sorryimmandaa I REALLY PUT YOUR INSTEAD IR YOURE<endofTweet>
@PurtyGirlMar Lol I've been on pinterest.<endofTweet>
@loovekayyy anything blonde >>><endofTweet>
And make sure you're all covered up ✌🏻️<endofTweet>
@ASVP__QUAN none 😁😂 what's good for tomorrow??<endofTweet>
Thanks gorgeous ❤️😍🔥 https://t.co/w3fxMQJGto<endofTweet>
@KhaledAlchaar2 show me your work. What formula did you use?<endofTweet>
@nickmohr29 sign darren o day Then their bullpen is just as good & with what the padres got for kimbrel they know they can get t same thing<endofTweet>
@NationalMemo wow.. i can see the moss growing under her butt from here...<endofTweet>
"This looks important." #cat #CinnamonTheCat https://t.co/mOKh35nmQS<endofTweet>
Opened Illegal Parking report via iphone at 27 Pierce Ave, 1, Dorchester https://t.co/K260hFQOeY. https://t.co/KCaCAp2k8G<endofTweet>
FML THIS IS SO Confusing<endofTweet>
Cousins!! Amazing to see my cousin and her beautiful kids. I always wish we could spend more time… https://t.co/UgwP6Yf5K4<endofTweet>
@Macys I Think They're Should Be An @NYRangers Float #NYR<endofTweet>
You can always tell when Melissa is mad at me bc she changes her Twitter bio and twit pic 😂<endofTweet>
I'm at @Sephora in Winston Salem, NC https://t.co/oPwC28UNj7<endofTweet>
He need to be in jail https://t.co/mkfeQGaeAL<endofTweet>
Serious business a gwaan pon here... (@ The Bennett in New York, NY) https://t.co/9tLvBqmYhm<endofTweet>
@DorindaTheRose So looking forward to tape you on #AllstateGospelSuperfest tonight.; it's going to be a can't-miss!=)<endofTweet>
your just fuckin this up for yourself ☕️🐸<endofTweet>
@Madam_Valentine Cuddles?<endofTweet>
@t_grayy21 @cruzivancruz21 high key<endofTweet>
I don't see why you're looking at me like I'm a little kid.<endofTweet>
Couldn't resist https://t.co/oz20B707tU<endofTweet>
Daylight saving my ass it's dark by 4<endofTweet>
Gloves ✔️ Hat ✔️ it's cold it here.<endofTweet>
lol I'm so bored<endofTweet>
@JonesCamry I'd do the responses first then do the essay. On the syllabus it says he's giving us another writing day u think.<endofTweet>
@cvpayne An old CIA officer taught me that in ~2003. Realpolitik means accepting "he's not good but whats the alternative." Spinning plates.<endofTweet>
Typical https://t.co/wVL3XSUHoE<endofTweet>
"@ProFootballTalk: Reinstated last week, LaRon Landry is now suspended indefinitely https://t.co/BOTpw2j6lv" 💉💊💪<endofTweet>
@GSteele_ so so...should be OK<endofTweet>
Gotta go to atl In the am<endofTweet>
@_shahdukhh @UberMoe he sounds Mauritanian. I'll beat your ass<endofTweet>
@hale_charles @CharlesMBlow There's truth in that. Will you stand in the cop's shoes for a minute?<endofTweet>
I'm at OceanFirst Bank in Barnegat, NJ https://t.co/0iZauX5doe<endofTweet>
Adele used a black man in the hello video 😫😍😍😍🙈🙈🙈<endofTweet>
This is lowkey hot https://t.co/9qVhRdi45Q<endofTweet>
https://t.co/11cvCegK0Y this must go viral 😂😂<endofTweet>
I like the Featherweight Pale Ale. (@ Cannonball Creek Brewing Company in Golden, CO) https://t.co/mmtJmlqQRn https://t.co/ptrz1mfNjV<endofTweet>
@sarahemilylutz saw some stupid ass tweets<endofTweet>
@crisgiacalone @MauryVideos never gets old<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Click to apply: President - War & Hampshire #WestVirginiaHealthCareJobs - https://t.co/JhwgpW7wTP #Job #BerkeleySprings, WV<endofTweet>
@DrellyFish yessir, got some good ass eats<endofTweet>
@leana_carrette what 😂😂<endofTweet>
Me working all these doubles and hours is physically making me not feel good 😪<endofTweet>
@Zules143 Chris and Steph probably will be!<endofTweet>
About to eat real quick than im gone<endofTweet>
That senior week money<endofTweet>
one of the most underrated @trvisXX songs . 🙃 https://t.co/UShr8lRS4Z<endofTweet>
@jaguarjin HI pretty woman. ! thank you. love this pic.Hope you are well ! MUM too.<endofTweet>
Can I use snapchat when I tryout for all region????? https://t.co/SwRTuZ4MVW<endofTweet>
Just chilling and yrlling. Kinda drunk rn<endofTweet>
meghanashleyhill our streak on snapchat is gonna go away :( @ Hollis, New Hampshire https://t.co/9LrT95o1ZB<endofTweet>
such an inspiration 😍😍🙌🏼 https://t.co/Hadl1LuBnE<endofTweet>
Woo!! Tomorrows line up just gets better n better!! Mi Piace is where you all gotta be!!! See you tomorrow!<endofTweet>
@DeaconessBlues #racism #homophobiia #nativism #immigration #progressivism America during the 1920's https://t.co/4InXEccmC1<endofTweet>
@BruceMapp18 proud is an understatement of how I feel about you! Congrats on first team 😘🙏🏽💪🏾<endofTweet>
Bet I make you weak<endofTweet>
"If you ate as much as you slept you'd be so fat" -Cooper<endofTweet>
All I ask may just be my favorite song on Adele's Album 😍<endofTweet>
Can't wait to read this. Thanks @lirarandall h/t @tferriss. #DarkMatter https://t.co/JqfJhvMDkI<endofTweet>
31. basketball or football ?<endofTweet>
I milly rock on any block<endofTweet>
Sixth day in a row working and school and moving out on top of all of that... 🙄<endofTweet>
@cobbpanetti that means hangout with me<endofTweet>
Cool view to end this evening's run. #fullmoon #running @ Staring Lake Park https://t.co/5gLuZ0O6E4<endofTweet>
Thanks @Monarch_PS for my microderm facial. I'm ready for my engagement photos! 👊🏼👍🏻👌🏻 https://t.co/u7hxgoLL8n<endofTweet>
This #Sales #job might be a great fit for you: Promotional Sales Specialist - https://t.co/DILvAAjLJ2 #Columbus, OH #Hiring<endofTweet>
Remember Frankie Palmeri? Wow<endofTweet>
Need to find a living room rug that I LOVE😍<endofTweet>
I have no clue what to eat<endofTweet>
Too much cuteness in one video 😩 https://t.co/DGFfduIdi9<endofTweet>
Gainesville is so boring 😕<endofTweet>
Having divorced parents sucks but I try to make the most of it. Like having 2 Christmases is pretty sweet<endofTweet>
Thank you! ✖️ https://t.co/QEf6oEanBl<endofTweet>
Not happening https://t.co/CbuPpdoJsY<endofTweet>
This girl sitting next to me is a try hard<endofTweet>
@Anthonii1996 Maybe!<endofTweet>
Ugh.... Every. Freaking. Year.
You people are so off-putting. https://t.co/5OcSETviMz<endofTweet>
This #Nursing #job might be a great fit for you: Staff RN - https://t.co/t513omaSwU #Dublin, OH #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Read about our latest #job opening here: Banquet Sales Assistant - https://t.co/oBWGxueTRA #Austin, TX #Hospitality<endofTweet>
@CourtneeBianca oh ok I just don't wanna deal with it forreal, then when shit break down and I gotta call somebody to fix it.. Jus too much😂<endofTweet>
i must be back.. nothing like the pier. https://t.co/a9CrVxPgpQ<endofTweet>
Omg!!!! Yes!!!!!😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/4ZQy129O8A<endofTweet>
Tb to the last game‼️ onto the next level🏈🏃🏾💨💨 @ Avon Old Farms School https://t.co/Ux6TrEBvbQ<endofTweet>
Controller - Robert Half Management Resources: (#NewHaven, CT) https://t.co/mrW0M4kEAW #Accounting #Job #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Want to work in #Irvine, CA? View our latest opening: https://t.co/PwOXvvLK9G #Manufacturing #Job #Jobs #Hiring<endofTweet>
#CustomerService #Job in #Keene, NH: Patient Services Representative at Aspen Dental https://t.co/TLjp8662o6 #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
be kind to one another<endofTweet>
Has anyone actually ordered anything from https://t.co/voP9edjyKc yet honest question<endofTweet>
Nah Fr I need a fake boyfriend for thanksgiving<endofTweet>
"I have a night driving playlist for the aux" @skinnyboysteph<endofTweet>
@DocStar11 Sober line early in the film:
"He's just passing his time without living his life. In other words, he's not really even alive."<endofTweet>
we're loving the boot weather❄️🎄 https://t.co/La82AurSpA<endofTweet>
Rip to whoever gotta wash them dishes on thanksgiving 😂<endofTweet>
Move me to California I double dog dare ya<endofTweet>
Lol The actual nerve of this nigga! https://t.co/DlLwI8MZUp<endofTweet>
all up on your frame.. baby say my name<endofTweet>
What kinda Liq y'all bringing to #PangeaMiami ?<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Read about our latest #job opening here: Histotechnologist Sr - https://t.co/VfdzbhATyX #Richmond, VA #Healthcare #CareerArc<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Click to apply: Store Receiver - https://t.co/fzaiCTuWvf #Retail #Zanesville, OH #Job #Jobs #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Weird kids with me today. #denverartmuseum #denver #art #artlife @ Denver Art Museum https://t.co/mqdS6BR1OF<endofTweet>
I'm only on the second episode of Vampire Diaries and it's already sooooooooo intense<endofTweet>
@moniboyce There's a part in the Film that was just a knee-slapper that cracked everybody at the screening up !!! :D<endofTweet>
WTAF😫 I can't breathe
#GRAMMYs One Direction @TheGRAMMYs
#MTVStars One Direction https://t.co/plD48jB6af<endofTweet>
Fav if hang with me tonight 😏<endofTweet>
you should know better than to ask if I'm going to church...in the middle of the week. LOL<endofTweet>
1000 year ago ISIS was the Janissaries. Members of the Turkish infantry forming the Sultan's guard between the 14th and 19th centuries<endofTweet>
homecooked meal 😭💗<endofTweet>
@pnuts_mama Also? Are such documents issued and catalogued in Syria? How would you verify such a document? Could Jeb be a bigger tool?<endofTweet>
Mayor Emanuel talking about the importance of community between police and citizens<endofTweet>
@TT_LUVS_ZAYZAY thank you 😎🌴🙌🙌<endofTweet>
I'm hurting so bad<endofTweet>
Come #GetFunky with us this Black Friday at the @LionandEaglePub for the only tapping of… https://t.co/gomMFuHpBE<endofTweet>
When you get paid the day before Black Friday 😎😎😎😎😎<endofTweet>
I am trying to look ahead like Hamlet is showing me but I am not sure it is going to work #CatsOfTwitter #angryasian https://t.co/6DSiAD4qgb<endofTweet>
Package delivered 😎😎😎<endofTweet>
@5SOSFamUpdater it's where we have a feast to represent when the pilgrims came to America and celebrated with a bunch of food<endofTweet>
@AngelTown5 chill out buddy boy<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Read about our latest #job opening here: Barista (US) - https://t.co/yTnPeuMqFF #Hospitality #Veterans #CareerArc<endofTweet>
@rosiehighs love you💕💕<endofTweet>
Evening #SurfReport 1-2 Ft at #Swamis #Encinitas
Check #LiveSurfCams at https://t.co/BiN8GAjxhQ
Slight #Surf today! https://t.co/X83kPH5CHf<endofTweet>
Windows down and seat heaters on... The best way to drive in LA lol<endofTweet>
Justin biebers new album 😍😛<endofTweet>
Check out this video from #weatherchannel https://t.co/vCXan5M7uW<endofTweet>
@CSpan22 No--trying to fit in within the character limit.<endofTweet>
When your uncle had too many beers! #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies https://t.co/K4YnrC5l28<endofTweet>
🆘where can I find my own Jax Teller🆘<endofTweet>
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! https://t.co/6obRowY4n4<endofTweet>
@Ropnolc croc was almost good i love croc<endofTweet>
I've lost like 6 straight in FIFA. I don't know what's happening. Calem just has my number apparently. #saltytweet<endofTweet>
@KTRASTA The VIP Studio is #Boomin! Call me at 817-987-1104 to book a session! https://t.co/JjpNQTg590 https://t.co/myECkSV6ba<endofTweet>
@ittsyayi outfits*<endofTweet>
note to self: stop letting dumb shit bother u my nigga<endofTweet>
Irresponsible thats how i got in debt
Im like fuck life i dont have much left
Sometimes i feel like i am exempt
From contributing<endofTweet>
Still love you @justinbieber<endofTweet>
Today's #photoshoot was incredible! Easily the best and funnest photo shoot I've ever been a part of!… https://t.co/B9EqWuXLXO<endofTweet>
Why I have to get sick man<endofTweet>
Crazy how the Grandmothers are like the presidents of the family it's like they sit on the Board of Directors 😭<endofTweet>
Want to work at Maggiano's? We're #hiring in #WoodlandHills, CA! Click for details: https://t.co/0VfEBkhZqr #Hospitality #Job #Jobs<endofTweet>
I really hate some females<endofTweet>
@kaatiegabrielle I'll sick Shelob on you.<endofTweet>
real men love Jesus<endofTweet>
@kanwal_xoxo I don't know!! but i'm so excited!!!!!<endofTweet>
I just need some friends who I can go pick up and do something with them without it being so complicated<endofTweet>
@Daleifur @RockBand @VanHalen i miss playing so much<endofTweet>
Today was a much better day. Very productive!<endofTweet>
Barista (US) - Starbucks: https://t.co/3wqzscfsmB #Hospitality #Veterans #Job #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
alrighty honkey lets go tonk<endofTweet>
people be trying....... they be reaching<endofTweet>
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.<endofTweet>
Not going to lie this rib tattoo hurt a lot more than my first 😂<endofTweet>
You're too sweet 😍😭 thanks em!! https://t.co/HCuDBz2BFl<endofTweet>
The twins are learning to drive stick on the way down to Florida. Actually crying #plshelp<endofTweet>
Or at least i try to eat good<endofTweet>
I burned a 100 dollar bill today<endofTweet>
Me watching him mention the bitches back that mention him https://t.co/zA3q6UtM9F<endofTweet>
Missing him<endofTweet>
My daughter will NEVER wear weave as long as I'm taking care of her https://t.co/O3QlSc73Xv<endofTweet>
AZ's nonprofit health insurance co-op plans to shut down all operations on Dec. 31. Is this your provider? Msg me. https://t.co/FjqYMOP4X6<endofTweet>
Is it a sin to post a #facebook post on #Twitter? 😂😂 https://t.co/qHiAavtEwe<endofTweet>
I feel all pendejo 😞<endofTweet>
@sorryimmandaa OKAY<endofTweet>
Everybody Chill, Danny’s Tavern Isn’t Closing https://t.co/AwUwbcnHXh<endofTweet>
@Harry_Styles -you did write nice songs and I love listening to them #MadeInTheAM- I really can't stop- it's Never Enough- see what I did? 💜<endofTweet>
U HID #LaquanMcDonald for 13 MOS sir #RahmEmanuel @nbcchicago<endofTweet>
Tips for teachers: be daring enough to try something new and encourage failure.<endofTweet>
be the voice for those who don't have one...💙💜💘 #freeexpressionwall @… https://t.co/t3Ju0An69E<endofTweet>
The counselors at culver are the only thing I miss.<endofTweet>
Gamedayyyy 😈<endofTweet>
When he think you flirting... Um dude ding dong your ego is knocking lol smh<endofTweet>
My car is literally on someone's snapchat mostly everyday https://t.co/BFK47uG9B0<endofTweet>
Hits vape pen, starts coughing hysterically "this isn't hookah!" 🙈🙊🕴✨<endofTweet>
Let The Flames Begin live is a gift.<endofTweet>
Beautiful evening in Arkansas @ Tennesse-Arkansas Bridge https://t.co/skZJzLoBY6<endofTweet>
Plz cancel class professors, it would be much appreciated 🙏🏻<endofTweet>
Barely even conscious talking to my concience<endofTweet>
From one extreme to another<endofTweet>
When I see family I haven't seen in awhile they always tell me the same thing "oh you don't get fat do you still skinny"<endofTweet>
Midnight city is one of my favorite songs it's so relaxing 😊<endofTweet>
We haven't even had thanksgiving and the collection already had their tree lighting. What is wrong with the world<endofTweet>
So fuckin annoying bra<endofTweet>
If we date☺️ https://t.co/SNITR2NDqk<endofTweet>
Is there any other selfie other than a low quality snapchat selfie? 😜 https://t.co/5SAb3hjes8<endofTweet>
So excited to get stuck in thanksgiving traffic tonight 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃<endofTweet>
@injest77 that’s the only thing they had to promote that awful game.<endofTweet>
@Rowlandlynds if you lived closer girl<endofTweet>
ahh my girl is home 💖 @elizabetthhjo https://t.co/juKfyQH3KD<endofTweet>
she look like star but only on camera<endofTweet>
I came home to snow & my dogs, life is good 😍 https://t.co/jWChEFob7s<endofTweet>
@PTOmilf @Heaven_mcd FUCK OUTTA HERE CHINA TOWN<endofTweet>
HE SAID YES! IM GETTING MY STRAWBERRIES 😝😝😝😝<endofTweet>
@KDEEE23 ju don lyk it ? 😂<endofTweet>
@KarlRove YOU backed 2 Losers in a row: McLame and RomneyCare. No thanks, RINO !<endofTweet>
#thanksgiving2015 in the #office @ University of Nevada, Reno https://t.co/I2uyIMcmQz<endofTweet>
Some taco johns worker just gave @MarieeAmy his number cause he thinks she cute (made another worker give it to her though) 😂😭<endofTweet>
I love @taylorleh16 and Ryan is okay https://t.co/25zCuLV4IM<endofTweet>
Can twitter get a edit tweet option already some of us are keyboard retarded and need multiple chances to correct ourselves<endofTweet>
Mainly because I'm jealous that I'm not a part of it...lol 😎😶 https://t.co/2UyiRaw9Wb<endofTweet>
@NichelleYorke1 I could never go blonde again after that<endofTweet>
Hate that I let myself get mad over little things<endofTweet>
Manziel might have a drinking problem but how is he getting demoted for partying when Greg hardy out there every snap beating women..<endofTweet>
current weather in Biloxi: fair, 62°F
53% humidity, wind 12mph, visibility 10mi, pressure 30.26in rising<endofTweet>
cole world, real cole world<endofTweet>
@itsjeffreymusic it's @alyiamarie_ birthday!!! Wish her a happy birthday 💘 x9<endofTweet>
@petbugs13 @AnthraxJones @soshnick @NHL *high five*<endofTweet>
@Norsha14 always looking high asf 😂😂<endofTweet>
kehlani is a fuckin goddess https://t.co/KRPYgCb4le<endofTweet>
skins in one sentence https://t.co/o6n8yUlGd6<endofTweet>
Saw everyone at Publix<endofTweet>
Stay prayed up the devil is the enemy<endofTweet>
Music to live by👍🏾😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 – ♫Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow by Leslie Grace, from #SoundHound https://t.co/b4QJ9xHujV<endofTweet>
@fukcmanda That's what I thought 🌚<endofTweet>
@BrantleySeifers I know youll disagree but Lebron wasn't close. and never will be for me. most overrated player of ALL TIME in my opinion<endofTweet>
So @_maxat & I have been wearing our chokers to work and we either get really creepy compliments, or get asked if it's a Starbucks thing. 😒<endofTweet>
Let's do something RN? https://t.co/XkbF2mvFHu<endofTweet>
Smooth put them hoes in the toaster lol<endofTweet>
#RoadTrip #Roadtripping #KY #Sky #SkyPorn #TheBridgeIsOver Building A Solid Team Takes Time.. Told My… https://t.co/L9A6iXwgOM<endofTweet>
I love when someone lets me borrow one of their books and they leave markings in it about the things that were important to them<endofTweet>
Join the Nordstrom team! See our latest #Hospitality #job opening here: https://t.co/ji17hqU0bP #Skokie, Illinois https://t.co/wOOdvJ8iOZ<endofTweet>
Is he delusional?? https://t.co/EviboDHOXn<endofTweet>
Lol you always playin games<endofTweet>
lmaooo yes !! https://t.co/3MN0IUfEZh<endofTweet>
Sell me a gun.<endofTweet>
Ready to see my best friends tonight😍<endofTweet>
Tired of being sick 🙄<endofTweet>
I'm bored , I need something to do.<endofTweet>
finally started narcos<endofTweet>
@mackenziecxoxo miss u 🐝FF 💜 https://t.co/4iRJixMQzO<endofTweet>
Just chillin with my dog @ Farmville, Virginia https://t.co/0pLA6KqdUm<endofTweet>
having a brain is annoying<endofTweet>
@hannahhwilly I'm just a selfish hoe. #sorrynotsorry<endofTweet>
@DOBrienAJC @KolbyAllard thanks kolby! We are excited to follow your career. Good luck!<endofTweet>
I had to lay here a lil bit, im tired as shit<endofTweet>
@heyitschris153 NICKS EYEBROWS ARE CATERPILLARS<endofTweet>
Reasons to come to TCBY rn
1. We are playing Christmas music
2. We have peppermint yogurt
3. Please<endofTweet>
they're playing BSE in five below I have to leave immediately<endofTweet>
Drinking an Anchor Steam Beer by @AnchorBrewing at @alcatrazisland — https://t.co/m2efKypzyH #photo<endofTweet>
thank you pretty 💟💟 https://t.co/nDdBMbXjmK<endofTweet>
I'm at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) - @flylaxairport in Los Angeles, CA https://t.co/FcMo2FWRmq<endofTweet>
Preach<endofTweet>
forever losing my patience too quickly.<endofTweet>
☺️: we don't talk. Here if any ☺️<endofTweet>
My life is complete @ClayMiesse 😍😁<endofTweet>
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone<endofTweet>
NO FUCKING WAY https://t.co/fLbGjEQGcX<endofTweet>
@fukcmanda urs is growing an extra paw which is swaggy<endofTweet>
pizza is my name and good vibes r my game<endofTweet>
@NicoleCosmee it honestly made my day.<endofTweet>
@SoDamnTrue @brittannyrosee can we do this on Friday<endofTweet>
LA Auto Show later 🙌🏻<endofTweet>
I honestly don't know how I'd do life without Dru and court<endofTweet>
Yo so I was at this car lot & I seen this Range Rover 😪!!!! I thought about it ... I'm still thinking ...<endofTweet>
I'm at West Ashley Veterinary Clinic in Charleston, SC https://t.co/kfPBe6X1Eb<endofTweet>
EVERYONE IS BLOWING ME<endofTweet>
Bussing over to TBIT sucks. (@ Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) - @flylaxairport in Los Angeles, CA) https://t.co/ia6grIB1ry<endofTweet>
@YouTubeTrends Arabella bellydancing tonight!
646-373-6265 https://t.co/2QZ9qsUi0e https://t.co/TewNtQ9bwT<endofTweet>
Teachers that try to be slick and throw you an exam to prevent you from skipping class before break are the ultimate see you next Tuesday's<endofTweet>
It's Taco Tuesday, the soup is Curried Pumpkin, and it's all-ages @openmicbomber night. What an A+ day @BombshelterPub<endofTweet>
This class needs to be over like now!<endofTweet>
This season of South Park is the best thing ever<endofTweet>
awaiting the day i get an sr from friend point scouting<endofTweet>
No ezekiel elliot....smh https://t.co/VNZqckfK7A<endofTweet>
@slaynickislayy I am very open minded. Feel free to look at my tweets.<endofTweet>
Four of my posts within the last four weeks are captioned with Justin lyrics whoops https://t.co/ebbtheYb7d<endofTweet>
How Mr Yakamoto Saved Face. A morality Tale about cultural differences and understanding https://t.co/S5nfNOE7IU<endofTweet>
She's too gorgeous 😭<endofTweet>
Who wants to hang out with me and ashlyn we have a strobe light!!! pt 2 😋<endofTweet>
Life is a gift, make it count. Go for your dreams and don't look back.<endofTweet>
Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger 💯<endofTweet>
@JeremyStahler @asapdfs Doug Martin 🙈 I would choose Chris Ivory for that price. Better matchup. Or TJ Yeldon<endofTweet>
@shellydonahue No offense but lots of times you come off very condescending and downright rude and you tag ML constantly with nonsense.<endofTweet>
I mean I'm the only one spending the day with my mom so isn't that gift enough? Lol or nah I wouldn't want that<endofTweet>
@arielprice04 that's good 💙😇💘 how's your break?<endofTweet>
I guess that's where I get my good looks 😉😂<endofTweet>
Don't get how people don't drown and die dropping a condom of water on there head??<endofTweet>
@Chris_Schutza pretty much 🐶<endofTweet>
When your older cousins finally let you sit with them at their table u walk over like#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies https://t.co/ulm2gnwYME<endofTweet>
@Kazeydesu HAHAHHAHAHA. bro when i'm friends with someone it's 400% dedication
who do u think i am<endofTweet>
I need surgery I think too lots of snoring..<endofTweet>
@lowkey_dreaaa rightttttt 😂<endofTweet>
Trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday<endofTweet>
@MadChad412 The prestige keep unpeeling the onion further upon every viewing.<endofTweet>
Niggas think they in a photo shoot 😂😂😂<endofTweet>
@VVDentalRVille lmfao yeah<endofTweet>
@America58110 I find this so funny for some reason 💀<endofTweet>
@zachboodoo do I even have to say it https://t.co/18IN3Rt3DF<endofTweet>
@Dreamonsirs 😂 what even??<endofTweet>
That moment when you want to order a beer, but you know you won't drink.<endofTweet>
LMFAOOOO https://t.co/OfR4tqL5fE<endofTweet>
I'm glad today is over. Rigor for my 1st graders all day-they are going to be geniuses! #thanksgivingholidaysbegin<endofTweet>
@fcukemma why'd u dump him?<endofTweet>
a puppy gave me a bloody nose today
catch these paws?!?<endofTweet>
get it while it's good cuz nothin lasts forever<endofTweet>
@ServingSoles @BTLSRadio nice!<endofTweet>
You wait a couple months then you gon' see, you'll never find nobody better than me.<endofTweet>
@cassidysisler24 have you heard of Cassio Monroe??<endofTweet>
What has Society turned us into<endofTweet>
6 hours<endofTweet>
My customers are literally the cutest 😍😫<endofTweet>
@HK_JoeyFlaco The VIP Studio is #Boomin! Call me at 817-987-1104 to book a session! https://t.co/JjpNQTg590 https://t.co/2TyaeViUtp<endofTweet>
sup bruh? ;) https://t.co/ocBQ6t6Okm<endofTweet>
@FightOwensFight owens you are awesome sir dont ever change keep the bashing coming and keep destroying people 💪💪<endofTweet>
GETTING A GOOD SERVICE JOB https://t.co/bX6ER5G1Vv<endofTweet>
@LJRotter @Matthew_Tynan no one. Wilbon gave a talk yesterday and accused bloggers of being shit etc etc.<endofTweet>
@bridgetttward no clue😀😀😀😀 aka hating my ortho<endofTweet>
@dylanhansen_ go home Dylan<endofTweet>
SAAAAME 🙌 https://t.co/9ja6zCpYLg<endofTweet>
@ssteffieeee I ended up going and not working 😂<endofTweet>
@PitinoDrama @Dylan_Bickel @howielindsey Yeah but, the line wasn't good last year either with all the Vets. I agree Klenakis has to go.<endofTweet>
@godfatherdana and I slaying since day one 🙄💖 https://t.co/fQopUlcOKF<endofTweet>
In these dark time I pray you keep us safe father 🙏🏼<endofTweet>
and you know this will happen and people will be like "HOW?!?!" Hopefully my tool helps people snap out of it https://t.co/vf0wiIFSD0<endofTweet>
Am I in love with you or am I in love with the feeling? 🎧<endofTweet>
everyday 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄<endofTweet>
@MattWaldenAC just followed me #blessed<endofTweet>
Wow I've never seen anyone try so hard for someone's love 😩<endofTweet>
Need someone to lay here with me<endofTweet>
This is NOT good 😔 https://t.co/CvwM8z2pkm<endofTweet>
Elida guys are TALL! Tuesday night basketball! #Scrimmage #Wildcats 🏀🏀🏀💨💨 @ Elida Middle School https://t.co/W3OjwKVcp6<endofTweet>
@savannah_paige3 pls lets do it. It's just $2.5 million for our apartment and $3000 a month☺️<endofTweet>
That's what happens when I haven't eaten all day lol @ Golden Corral https://t.co/qRpdBMxex2<endofTweet>
#MTVStars Lady Gaga https://t.co/M6lSXw384w<endofTweet>
@jasongarza416 no! Benchwarmers is awesome too!!<endofTweet>
wow I miss being a little kid & being excited about the simplest stuff<endofTweet>
Still taking applications for holiday season girlfriend stand in so I don't look like a failure in front of my family. Inquire within.<endofTweet>
Happy birthday to the good looking thing love you so much bri 💙💕💜😻💋 https://t.co/Wss5rrKF8t<endofTweet>
I love you @BobayConner<endofTweet>
Shiiit this is gone be me 😂😂 https://t.co/L2ZirBeojc<endofTweet>
If you're a #Hospitality professional in #Rydal, PA, check out this #job: https://t.co/fqpZz6Bip6 #Hiring<endofTweet>
happy bday cutie!!😘🎉🎈 love you bunches fav little cousin ❤️ glad I get to… https://t.co/h0icNCHCLj<endofTweet>
I JUST GOT FREE PIZZA<endofTweet>
#ROYALTY 3 Days!<endofTweet>
@sam_marron I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MOM💞💞<endofTweet>
Ima tell y'all how to eat as much as y'all want during Thanksgiving without feeling like crap.<endofTweet>
would u let me smash<endofTweet>
So what https://t.co/W3fMGGQsLF<endofTweet>
@EspuelasVox @HillaryClinton @HuffPostPol what's the opposite of legal ?<endofTweet>
Let's remember in the past month that Rahm was getting national press for saying videos prevent police from doing their job. #LaquanMcDonald<endofTweet>
@bobankhead12 well duh. But seriously so yummy!! Try it!<endofTweet>
@amanda_1520 I know 😢<endofTweet>
@123yeaha WHY WTF<endofTweet>
Only if he did that🙄😋😂<endofTweet>
@simon0108 had no idea he dropped an album. imma listen to it tomorrow.<endofTweet>
@PlugBrothaSnoop with the OG 🔌<endofTweet>
@chloe_olivier @brittanyp_96 fuck all that😭😂<endofTweet>
@EpcotLegacy Thank you!!<endofTweet>
Going to a friend or family member's home for Thanksgiving? We have your host gift covered. We chose… https://t.co/0clUHDalMy<endofTweet>
@annalovesyou523 works every time.<endofTweet>
Just had to take a picture of this sunset, but it doesn't do it justice. #nofilter #mississippiriver… https://t.co/K9mCDFTw4z<endofTweet>
Of course they don't!! https://t.co/nRCVE6mf3b<endofTweet>
Shout out to my friends mom for getting us Chinese food😍🙌<endofTweet>
I have to work a 12 on Black Friday so yeah please kill me<endofTweet>
@hallazone they've said til their blue in the face that it isn't happening but you guys do nothing but cover your ears going "lalala"<endofTweet>
I need to get my thoughts together, they're not making any sense<endofTweet>
@CadyCaebe seriously<endofTweet>
FUQK Netflix and chill I want this 🙌🏽🙌🏽 @ I-476S https://t.co/Ja19vUJ5xi<endofTweet>
My lovely niece and my grandpa @ Orla Vista Park https://t.co/XYXhRG29fB<endofTweet>
I don't want you to do you without me<endofTweet>
@AllHailKenDOLLA always brotha<endofTweet>
@rarick77 Can you hear me?<endofTweet>
sometimes I wonder if a heart ever fully repairs itself after being broken. I feel like each time it breaks, a small piece goes un replaced<endofTweet>
@DA_Ballout Lol nah bro, the one from the Chi.<endofTweet>
Anyone tryna get some tbell<endofTweet>
Women's basketball (@ Owings Mills Gymnasium - @gomustangsports in Owings Mills, MD) https://t.co/DNHzwjrGaa<endofTweet>
Oh my god 😂😂😂🎄 https://t.co/13VfT33SD0<endofTweet>
We're #hiring! Click to apply: Senior Accountant - https://t.co/Uym9eK9OX2 #Accounting #RHMRJobs #WARRENDALE, PA #Job #Jobs<endofTweet>
Cacti! @ Sweet Spot Bar & Grill https://t.co/H5mwD5xHPs<endofTweet>
I was watching hoarders while eating and no joke starting gagging, about threw up than decided I'm done eating<endofTweet>
Sandwork @andreezy69 #healthiswealth #ballislife #ballup #hoopforacause #hoopunity #basketball… https://t.co/HbTcUj0WAq<endofTweet>
Dismantling Pentimento set to create down thing new https://t.co/MuQrESyDyl<endofTweet>
I got some tea for Britt 😂<endofTweet>
Want to work at Starbucks? We're #hiring in ! Click for details: https://t.co/pl41gSXmkc #Hospitality #Veterans #Job #Jobs #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me<endofTweet>
Thank you @njcigargal15 😘 https://t.co/kk2mtgDJEr<endofTweet>
My new background on Xbox One. Todd Howard as Napoleon. Thanks @G27Status for making the video that showed me this. https://t.co/EJ557d7MAd<endofTweet>
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind<endofTweet>
would really like to shirk all responsibilities so I can cuddle back up with @byJenAMiller's #RunningALoveStory https://t.co/X00EJ6esbh<endofTweet>
sexy ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/TCQczNNkTz<endofTweet>
@tikkikki For the love they are the absolute last people in the entire world who coils answer that question accurately.<endofTweet>
@guitarvocalists I probably wouldn't cause I cant really swear until I move out...and then I'll just swear all day to get it outta my system<endofTweet>
@laurennisaboss ok I'm just gonna be the bigger (although I'm physically not) and stop talking to you.<endofTweet>
That hurt a little bit.<endofTweet>
Gonna do another free art raffle tomorrow! :D<endofTweet>
Just got in summerton wassup 😊<endofTweet>
I'm so fucking done with everything rn.<endofTweet>
Feels good to be back with my people! 🙌🏽😻<endofTweet>
And of course right before thanksgiving... IF I GET THOSE SON OF A B's I SWEAR.<endofTweet>
@white_alexis98 distance makes the heart grow fonder <3 https://t.co/sOB1qtdeCm<endofTweet>
I got goalz fuck the gold chainz<endofTweet>
Tractor Supply Company: Store Team Member (#Scranton, PA) https://t.co/Bt7vFsaHWv #Retail #Job #Jobs #Hiring #CareerArc<endofTweet>
Theres no sound I hate more than snoring like I literally hate it<endofTweet>
Louis and Niall not having solos in WMYB makes me furious.<endofTweet>
Clouds at Red Rock Canyon and heard #AnotherLonelyNight #np on Mix94.1 in Las Vegas on the way. Double bonus!! https://t.co/TetiHT5GLN<endofTweet>
John Oliver is away until February-This was his parting gift:
https://t.co/5N5rx5dpVb<endofTweet>